Be careful when baiting american posters. They might have a heart attack if you trigger them to hard.
>>74443780
>if you trigger them to hard.
"too"
>>74443780
Nigger Spray cheese is fucking GOAT
It's even better on Chicken in a Biskit crackers
your jsut fucking mad cuss the only spray cheese you get is out of a black dick
>>74443895
triggered
>>74443780
>knowing american brands
>being this obsessed with another country
>>74443895
Exhibit A
>>74443780
t. Mohammad Ackbar
>>74443895
>>74443989
>>74444068
TRIGGER WARNING
>>74443936
I don't know man I love some chicken in a biscuit crackers
>>74443936
>nordics are jealous of our cheese
you should maybe think about things a little bit harder
>>74443780
I actually am triggered by this. Easy Cheese goes on Wheat Thins.
>>74444168
>Triscuits
fixed that for you
>>74444161
>>74443780
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE MY EASY CHEESE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>74444304
I might get a whopper for breakfast now
>>74444211
>>74444168
surely you fags mean ritz. easy cheese is a ritz topping.
>>74444360
It's even a Ritz on the can
>>7444444
>>74443780
I'm not gonna lie, aerosol cheese sounds amazing. Import when?
>>74444360
that looks like mayo
it's cheese?
Trump will make basketball great again.
>>74444444
What the heck,is that sprayable cheese?
Can you use it to get a fake tan?
>>74444360
What is this blasphemy?
>>74444539
it's a "cheese product".
and tasty as fuck
>>74444567
Also what does it taste like,cheddar?
>>74444648
american is the best. Cheddar is weird.
>>74443780
Daily reminder that this assblasted swedecuck makes daily anti-American threads. If you can't handle the bants, get off the board, sven
>>74444648
>Also what does it taste like,cheddar?
it tastes like cheese if cheese were made in a factory run by geeks who grew up eating Lucky Charms, Koolaid, and Jello.
>>74444360
can someone post the ingredients of this?
just wondering how many chemicals are used in this abomination.
>>74444648
it tastes like sadness. like it is the anti comfort food.
>>74444828
nothing but all-natural ingredients here.
>>74444937
well that comes as a surprise. it actually has more cheese than american cheese.
I wish I had a grill to tickle my feet
>>74444567
>>74444648
nahh it tastes like crap.
it's mostly whey (a dirt cheap byproduct of cheese making) various waxes and artificial flavours.
it's only used by children, white trash and ghetto negroes.
>>74444345
Me too. I have a burger king I can see from my front porch and it's always baconing me from afar.
Average Swedish birthday cake
>>74444937
pretty sure that stuff will kill you
>>74444796
What the hell man,do you guys actually eat that in your pic? It doesn't look very healthy
You should come have breakfast here
>>74445165
it's fucking delicious eat burgerboy
A real american would mention that this is the only "cheese" needed for a cheesesteak sandwich.
>europoors will never know the pleasure of a perfectly cooked milk steak
I pity you all
>>74445582
phillybros ww@
>>74445735
Jesus Christ. No wonder you cunts are so fat
>>74445769
If you think that's bad
https://youtu.be/42oUVwyFsZI
>>74445660
is this a real thing
i thought it was a joke from It's always sunny
>>74445735
chocolate and sausage? by god thats disgusting.
>>74445165
nigga this shit is actually good
>>74443780
too*
>Scandinavian education
>>74445735
Tasty af
>>74443780
>Hating ez cheese
Shit is god tier on crackers
>>74445735
That probably has a low amount of calories surprisingly
Really bad food is generally dense fatty foods and the frozen companies are too cheap to sell marketable fatty foods
>>74445660
>milk steak
What did he mean by this
>>74445947
that looks pretty healthy to me. dairy, vegetables, etc.
your just jealy you can't get one at the servo where you go for all your meals.
>>74446194
>vegetable
>it's a fucking leaf
Na I'm just jelly of her deep frier built into the kitchen cabinet. Also meat pies are honestly the food I miss most when I'm overseas
welp i guess its time to post the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>74446460
post the kitkat one
>>74443780
Oh lord, I remember this. I remember one of the tranny asexual overweight American former friends tried to unironically defend eating 10 servings of easy cheese a day.
...what the /fuck/ is wrong with America?
>>74446460
oh man i forgot about that poor soul. wasn't she bullied off youtube after this video?
>>74446484
It's called culture. Something a draftdoger country like yours wouldn't know.
>>74446503
yes but she returned with a BANG. She just doubled her videos recently.
OP is jelly that he doesn't have easy cheese
stay salty :^)
>>74443780
It's a good feeling to think that I may have killed fat americans with pure shitpost in the past
>>74446460
Things you should never trust
>The taste of a skinny cook
>Mexican Tap Water
>Jews
>>74446632
>jews not number 1 on the list
son i am disappoint
>>74443780
>>74444360
>>74444937
CHEDDA! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9gOOAWebK8
>>74446695
>implying they're in order of trustworthiness
All these foods you guys are posting look so industrialized mang,i'm sad,post natural stuff
>>74446553
draftdodgers? that's why you always go running to canada with your tail behind your legs when shit goes sour in your global policing efforts
>>74443780
>bork bork bork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo
>>74446750
doesn't matter if they are or aren't you chose jews last. Also don't trust any tap water, buy yourself some deer park m8.
>>74445951
no, it's not a real thing, its some stupid bullshit from an unfunny lame tv show that pretends to be a comedy.
like Cheers for the downs syndrome set.
>>74446840
>Don't trust any tap water
>Unless it's this bottled tap water
Wew lad
>>74446780
>bowl of rock salt
>bowl of raw sewage
>bowl of greens, brown sugar(?) and orange
>glass of piss to drink
The fuck
>>74446897
>always sunny
>unfunny lame TV show
Wew lad
>>74446972
deer park isn't tap
>>74444937
So there has to be a market for this.
Who usually buys this unironically?
>>74447006
All bottled water is tap.
>>74446460
that is the grosses thing i have ever seen.
that ham planet stirring up a noodle salad made from sweetened condensed milk vinegar and mayonnaise??
shit that is nasty.
>>74444539
Someones pissing in your mayonnaise buddy
>>74447049
People who want a guilty snack of fake cheese and crackers. It's actually good. It's not the same as cheese and crackers, but it fills a similar niche.
>>74447051
i agree alot are, but deer park isn't. I have tried many different bottled water and deer park is the only one that doesn't make me dizzy.
>>74443780
Ameriflag hate thread
>>74443780
>Sweden
Look Sven, it's not our fault.
>>74447104
Bad news senpai
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_Park_Spring_Water
It's not actually spring water. It might have been at one time, but it isn't anymore.
>>74446977
yeah
it sucks.
bad writing
bad acting
bad comedy
retarded situations
equally retarded resolutions
danny devito playing the same chracter he has been recycling for 30 years and it still isnt funny.
>>74447104
Can any alchemy major tell what exactly a Brita filter does to water to make it not tap water?
>>74446840
>bottled water
>not tap water
Choose one.
>>74447188
then what is it? cause its the only water i can drink without getting dizzy.
>>74447049
E Z Cheez is favoured by retarded special needs downs syndrome droolers, niggers and trailer trash.
>>74447091
choose one of the above.
spray cheeze is an abomination.
>>74447333
Tap water. You got fooled by branding like the rest of the plebs.
>getting dizzy when drinking water
You either drink too fast or not enough.
>>74447351
>my taste is the only objective one
Lad...
>>74443780
I feel very sorry for you, Sweden.
>>74447351
or you're just too cheap for it. I know all too well that most americans don't buy it because they'd rather spend it on stuff like alcohol or tobacco.
>>74447411
nope i don't believe that, as soon as i drink any other water i get dizzy, and its not from lack of or drinking it to fast. Also i always notice the diffrence in taste when it comes to tap and other bottles, deer park is the only water that doesn't taste like absolute dog shit.
>>74447281
>BEEF UP
oh mang XD
>>74443780
>>74443780
Nigger, you use that on ritz crackers not saltines, fucking degenerates.
>>74447227
activated charcoal filter.
end of story
it's the modern equivalent of filtering dirty bog water through a bandana
are you incapable of googling shit?
have you ever seen a brita filter in person?
are you illiterate?
i shouldnt have to spoon feed you
>>74443989
Calm down James, it is okay.
>>74443936
>American
>Cheese
Pick one.
t. Jean-Charles de Picquigny sur Pont
>>74447480
>nope i don't believe that,
I literally just linked you proof that the water is produced by Nestle and isn't spring water. You can face reality or shut the fuck up.
>Also i always notice the diffrence in taste when it comes to tap and other bottles, deer park is the only water that doesn't taste like absolute dog shit
You found a tap water you like. Congratulations.
>>74443895
if you trigger them TO THE POINT of it being hard.
Fuck, learn your own language.
>>74447333
> water makes me dizzy
well arent you just a special snowflake.
bottled water is TAP WATER which is sometimes (but not always) filtered through a sodium water softener and a charcoal filter
bottled water typically has MORE impurities and pathogens than tap water if you live in a civilized (non-east coast) area
even LA municipal water is better than bottled water
>>74447531
woaw lad, alraedy said im not a alchemist.
>>74447411
> my adoration for a shitty tv show is so important i must defend it against all criticism
deez nutz.
>>74447705
>bring up tv when we're talking about ez cheese
Lad
>>74447653
it doesn't say its produced byt nestle, all it says is nestle bought it and now it comes from other springs along with the original. Learn to read retard.
>Deer Park Water Company was then purchased by the Clorox Company[citation needed] and continued to sell the spring water under the Deer Park name along most of the East Coast. Perrier Group of America Inc., the bottled water company which is a subsidiary of Nestle S.A., the giant Swiss food producer, bought Deer Park Spring Water, Inc in 1993.[1] As a division of Nestlé.,[2] the water now comes from additional sources in Florida, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Michigan and South Carolina.
>>74447660
i'm guessing you took the blue pill rather then the red pill. Buying into the whole "bottled water is just tap water" bullshit. I'll gladly spend money on all natural then drink tap.
>>74447759
>the water now comes from additional sources in Florida, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Michigan and South Carolina
You realize that it doesn't say springs. It just says sources. That means tap water.
>>74447846
>I'll gladly spend money on all natural then drink tap
Dig a well then because studies show that bottled water in the US is tap water.
>>74447480
> U R 2 Cheep to buy E Z Cheez.
right.
or maybe i am not trailer trash, a retard, a child with irresponsible parents or a nigger.
> muh special bottled water from municipal sources that doesnt give me the vapours and send me to muh fainting couch
a delicate flower such as yourself should avoind websites like this. you may be exposed to salty language and rough workmen's ideas.
you should retire to your sitting room and knit tea cozies.
>>74447852
it doesn't need to fucking saying springs on the wikipedia site, if you'd actually look at a bottle it says
>Sources: Frontier Springs Located in new tripoli PAl Bangor, PA; Stroudsburg,PA; Hegins, PA; South coventry, PA; Pine Grove, PA; Newmanstown, PA and/or oakdland, MD
>>74447989
damn you're so salty lmao
>>74447846
>I'll gladly spend money on all natural then drink tap.
>Look, Eli, the advertising is working
>>74448085
Nigga can't handle the bantz.
>>74447997
>Frontier Springs
oh and in case you don't know why they call it Frontier Springs, right from there own website
Deer Park®, our 100% natural spring water brand, comes from carefully selected spring sources we call our Frontier Springs. Mostly located throughout eastern Pennsylvania, these springs contain naturally occurring minerals for a crisp, clean taste. For a list of our main Frontier Springs in PA, please see the map and information below. For more information about Deer Park
https://nestlewaterspa.com/community/commitment
>>74447997
>Sources: Frontier Springs Located in new tripoli PAl Bangor, PA; Stroudsburg,PA; Hegins, PA; South coventry, PA; Pine Grove, PA; Newmanstown, PA and/or oakdland, MD
Yeah, missing 3 states from that list. Which do I trust more, the disclosure by the company who bottles it or the bottle that tricks plebs into drinking it?
>>74448180
If I lived closer to Florida it woulda been listend, but I don't.
>>74444345
Shit yeah, BK is going to open in 40 minutes here.
>>74448174
just no point in arguing with someone like that, he'll never stop.
>>74448180
>>74448247
Also you missed this part.
>Once our natural spring water is collected at the source, it undergoes stringent controls to ensure that by the time it gets to you, each drop has been screened for 30x more contaminants than the leading pitcher filter removes. Our testing standards meet or exceed those set by the EPA and FDA—so you can be confident in the pure quality of Deer Park® Brand 100% Natural Spring Water
Tap water.
Source: http://www.deerparkwater.com/#/assured/our_quality
>>74444247
bod bless
>>74448305
how does that = tap water? kek damn you're retarded
>>74448376
You realize that tap water is well or river water which is then set to EPA and FDA standards and put in pipes, correct? You get the same product in a bottle marketed as "natural" spring water. If it meets FDA standards, it isn't natural. It's lightly chlorinated, fluoridated and stringently purged to meet the PPM standard. You're getting tap water in a bottle.
>>74447759
> muh special water comes from "natural springs" in Michigan near the idyllic pastoral village of Detroit.
> also from various water seeps inFflorida's swamps, Tennesee's coal country and a couple muddy puddles near Pittsburg PA.
wholesome and fresh, from the people who brought you "arrowhead mountain spring water" bottled at "natural springs" in san bernadino and riverside, both of which are in a heavily ubrbanized DESERT climate with no "natural springs" anywhere nearby.
they get their water direct from the LA municipal water supply, and you can take that to the bank.
>mfw I have a well
bottleplebs and tapplebs, everywhere.
>>74443780
American here.
I approve of this PSA.
>>74443780
This /b/ tier shit posting from Sweden.
>>74448787
> muh aquifer is superior, even though it can contain anything from agricultural waste water to urban runoff.
keep sippin on piss homey.
>>74448596
sure, and god exists, keep drinking your tap water lmao
>>74448937
>being this delusional
Whatever helps you sleep at night. You should ask for a guided tour of your local water facility. You might learn how stuff actually works.
>>74447654
You're a retard.
I subsist on a diet of coffee, rare steak dinners and Johnnie Walker Black.
>>74448787
>>74448937
tap water is for plebs
i only drink Zam Zam Water <tm> from the pure and natural source in the Mecca urban watershed
every drop is filtered through the gutters and sewers of the holy city, just as allah intended.
western science has proven that Zam Zam Water <tm> is the purest healthiest water on the planet
it cures cancer leprosy gout and anal fistulas, detoxifies the body and purifies the soul for your martyrdom operation.
western science has PROVED this, but dont check these claims, evil western scientists lie to defame the holy spring created to serve as the proof of allah's existence...
Zam Zam Water <tm>
ou claims are literally unbelievable
>>74449209
>I'm going to die in my 40s
>>74443780
>>74448919
Just limestone, m8.
>>74450017
limestone is pourous, everything that washes into the watershed flows right in, from PCB's to ag waste (thats cow doo doo) petrochemicals from street runoff, pesticides, anything with a benzine ring, dog shit and whatever is seeping from your (and your neighbors') septic system leech fields.
yummy
>>74447518
Hot. Sauce?
>went to curry house in America
>ordered a madras
>sir, would you like that mild, medium or hot?
>>74452058
Kek I can't wait to watch the doctor who movie coming out soon
>>74443936
Top kek.
>>74447654
Your damage control is shit.
