http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2016/05/teens-become-first-female-infantry-recruits-to-enlist-in-texas.html/
>Shelby Sparkman (left) of McKinney North High School and Hannah Carpenter of Alvord High School, both 17, recited the oath administered Wednesday by Sparkman’s grandfather Gregory J. Prickett during a ceremonial swearing-in at the Dallas Army Recruiting Battalion in Irving. Sparkman and Carpenter are the first females to enlist in infantry in Texas.
lol grill power!! Can't wait to fap to them being rapped over and over again by a gang of Jamals and Muhammads
>>74427092
The pretty one will get pregnant before her first deployment
>>74427278
>The pretty one
where? i cant see her
>>74427342
the one that doesn't look Canadian.
>>74427092
One on the right looks like she might actually be useful as a soldier.
One of the left looks like a typical vapid attention whore.
>>74427342
By military standards she is
>these experienced and ready to die men will be fighting 100 pound girls who can't even do a pushup.
>>74427342
this senpai. She has all the characteristics to look good, but she ends up looking weird.
2 female Texans are easily worth more in combat than 10 males of any other state or country.
>>74427609
>fighting
that's a funny way to spell enslaving and hate-fucking to death
>>74427609
>implying a bunch of hicks will be able to do anything while these girls sit at base and handle communications while a bunch of competents handle the explosive bombardment
>implying they will be tuning any of the planes
>implying they will loading any bombs
>>74427092
Any bets on how long until one goes AWOL
>>74428557
Lel, the pretty one or the dyke?
>>74427813
Yeah I'm sure Barbie and Dyke will really bring the heat.
>>74427092
you guys are assholes.
they're going to serve their country, unless you have done the same shut up.
Comfort women are good for morale.
Jews did it and it's worked out fine for them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caracal_Battalion
I would fuck Shelby Sparkman (heh) like it was going out of style and sacrifice the other one to the coal heap.
>>74427609
>>74427901
I heard they don't want to be killed by females, so I imagine more close quarter bombings.
>>74427813
Suddenly Texas isn't filled with Californians
>>74427092
the russians and chinese are going to devastate us.
>>74429027
As if it's hard to fight Muslims. Just look at Israel's past wars.
Now I'd be impressed if they were in the middle of Afghanistan and Iraq kicking ass.
>>74428795
I have. And deployment babies are a real thing that's extremely common. I see so many poor saps sucked into child support payments for it too
your future infantryman facebook shelby.sparkman3
>>74428795
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FlbQ5Lrzwc
Right m8. I would NOT want either of these scrawny ass women to be by my side in combat.
They are good for >>74429288 only.
I'm thinking about joining the Navy pol, how fucked am I?
>>74429414
>I see so many poor saps sucked into child support payments for it too
Why don't they marry them?
>>74427431
>One on the right looks like she might actually be useful as a soldier.
Most 12 year old boys have more physical strength and mental fortitude than her I bet.
>>74427092
That girl on the left is done for
>>74429570
Depends on your asvab score. Don't fall for the shitty meme rates that "sound cool" you'll never find a job after
>>74427278
This, although I would wager both.
>>74429288
Damn she ugly
the only reasons they are doing this is to prevent bad pr from infantrymen raping natives abroad, they are basically bringing their rapemeat with them. this is barbarism.
>>74429288
This. Any girl in the military is basically there to do one thing and that's get railed by everyone on base.
Those girls look really excited for two chicks who are about to be raped
A lot
>>74429636
>Shelby Sparkman... recited the oath administered Wednesday by Sparkman’s grandfather Gregory J. Prickett
grandpa, wtf are you thinking? seriously? any idea how many infantry cocks are going to be getting up in that? is that what you want for your granddaughter?
>>74429594
No one actually wants to marry a chick in the military. At least on the enlisted side.
Texas women stronger than flyover state "men"
>>74427396
>>74427609
>experienced
They're a bunch of camel fucking barbarians
They've got nothing on the experience of the Mujahideen because unlike the Mujahideen these fucks weren't directly trained by the CIA
>>74427092
They'll be Artillery crew, they better not make 11B.
>>74429766
That's why they're happy.
>>74427396
Kek'ed
>>74427092
>implying they'll make it through basic training
>>74429834
Yeah except these girls will be fighting lions armed with AKs and IEDs
And surrounded by lions who want to fuck them
So yeah, keep using anecdotal safari stories to say pretty Texas girl with th big teeth wouldn't get dead cause she couldn't keep up
Or get fucked(literally) because she has a warm hole
>>74427396
anyone who doesn't immediately get this joke should get their head examined
>>74429881
Suddenly Islamic State isn't US trained?
What is so special about CIA training anyways? Shirley some of its training would have been leaked.
Don't forget "rebels" are being trained by military. I assume that training is more practical and dangerous.
>>74429881
>IMPLYING
>>74427396
not bad burger
>>74428757
>>74427092
>female
all of my what
>Raising right hand to pledge
>Elbow not at a right angle
>Are you fucking kidding me?
>>74427396
Kek
>>74429881
lol have you ever seen them fight? all that training really paid off, let me tell ya.
>>74430018
Just put them with a bunch of gays then. Problem solved.
>>74430275
sorry, canadian special forces is full
>>74429996
Don't be silly anon, of course they will
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/2016/04/18/marines-new-fitness-plan-pullups-women-wont-mandatory/82793128/
>>74430149
>men have become so feminine that they can be mistaken for something like this
>>74427396
Savage
>>74427396
>>74429834
Killing a lion takes no skill or sport. You literally just drive over to them after paying a hefty fee and shoot them while they laze around in the sun.
>>74430057
>>74430079
>Suddenly Islamic State isn't US trained?
On the same scale as what we pulled in the 80's?
No
If they were as well trained and armed as the Mujahideen they wouldn't be struggling to take on mediocre military forces.
>>74427609
>implying an American chick in daisy digi daisy dukes couldn't blow the fucking lid off a shitty sand nigger
You fuckers call yourselves nationalist. These chicks are doing more for their country than half you pussies will ever do. Even if they don't do it too well, at least they're doing it.
Respect these girls.
Any Navy fags here? I want to be a lawyer, but would like to join the navy first. Any advice?
Kinda late to the party, there are already 2 female Rangers
>>74430196
She's cute and awkward
$10 she gets gang raped in the field or at base
>>74429893
No, they're definitely going in as infantry. I saw this on the news a few weeks ago.
>>74430488
>chinada is intimidated
>>74430584
>I will get to see these precious young white women defiled by muslim cock
What a time to be alive
>>74430584
someone do a JUST photo-shop of the soldier on the left
>>74427092
well at least the one on the right will be getting her adadictomy surgery for free courtesy of the taxpayers
>>74427092
Hmmm if women are equal how long until they have to sign up for the draft?
I dont even care if Canadian armed forces out perform ours, I just want to see how fucking bad women enlisting in the armed forces will be.
>aww look at that cute kid hes coming to give us nice soldiers a hug
>another suicide attack reported on the news, no survivors
This will be a blow to morale.
Men in grunt units revert back to basic human survival skill which brings them into three categories...
>Fuck her
>Protect her
>Hate her
It will never work, and its a political ploy
Does 'enlists' mean that they passed basic training or are they going to drop out before receiving any official rank?
>>74427092
look at the two phenotypes of these girls
The Slut who is only in it for the attention and massive amount of dick she'll receive
The ugly Tomboy who desperately wishes she was born a boy
Incredible how these things manifest themselves in reality so eloquently
>>74431643
Poetry.
>>74427396
>>74431231
Elist just means to sign your papers and go to basic.
>>74430533
No.
>>74427092
Oh come the fuck on. This is treason at this point. Those bitches can't do a single pullup
>>74431692
Body language as well, notice the slightly canted chin and hand on hip on The Slut, default stature from a lifetime of selfies and picture posing vs the upright at Attention stance on Ms. Boy
Says it all really
>>74431889
So they're not actually in the army yet? Why is everybody acting as if they're fully qualified frontline soldiers already?
They probably won't pass basic training.
>>74427092
>Those weak, skinny arms
>>74430268
ABU HAJAAR, RAMBO OF THE EAST
>>74429834
I would kill that bitch with my bare hands.
>>74432135
Abu Hajaar (PBUH) skullraped those filthy Kurds.
My buddy fucked a female us soldier that was here for training and got dickwarts.
Wtf
>>74427092
In Germany we have the word "Feldmatratze"
field-mattress which sarcastic stand for what they are in army...
>>74430533
>fighting for Jews
>nationalistic
Bombing them would be easier and faster
>>74432456
Stay away from American women. Especially the ones enlisted. They have fucked everyone on base many many times.
>>74427092
I like how the left one thinks this is a fucking game
>>74429834
This cunt needs to fucking DIE
>>74427092
Wait a second, they're 17 and can enter the military?
what?
>>74434136
They just enlisted, they haven't even been through basic training, probably only physical test.
Don't you have military high schools in US?
>>74427092
>War is going to be so fun, guys! ^^
>>74427092
They'll be pregnant and on light duty within 18 months.
>>74427092
Get back to me after:
>they complete basic training
>make it through their first enlistment without a medical, dishonorable or other than honorable (or get out or laterally change MOS after pregnancy)
>make NCO while being equal to or better than their male counter parts for that year's promotions
This will almost certainly not happen.
Almost every woman who joins the US armed services can manage to collect some level of disability by the end of a single enlistment, without having seen combat, and far too often before they have even managed to complete their MOS training.
The numbers are abysmal and the cost-benefit ratio is several times over in favor of their male counter parts.
I've traveled to some dangerous countries (Iraq, Nigeria, Yemen) for my company and usually had guards or mercenaries watching me or our facilities. They have been exclusively male except for a female Croat I met in Yemen who looked like she took steroids daily. Considering private sector always works better than gov, I think they have the right idea.
If women are so precious and sweet that punching them is an automatic evil, how will they contend with bullets, bombs, field life, road marches, reprimands from their superiors and life-and-death obligations to their peers?
>>74430533
Let me guess, you're the one on the right?
>>74435469
they don't do these jobs
they leech off tax payer money while pregnant and doing light chores for the army
>>74428757
fucking kek
They're both going to fail out of training due to hip stress fractures. That's what happens every time someone attempts something like this. Females just aren't built to ruck 200lb sacks.
>>74427092
$20 says the one on the left falls out of the first ruck march. Unless of course they selectively lower the standard and let her do it with an empty ruck and no IOTV.
>>74429834
>tfw no sweet blonde qt3.14 to cuddle inside your hunting trophy with
why even live
>>74427092
We're fucked, aren't we?
Making a girl a soldier is like making a nigger a computer scientist; both are incapable of doing the job.
>>74427278
STAY AWAY FROM ARMY CHICKS THE WILL YELL RAPE AND YOUR CAREER IN THE MILITARY WILL BE FUCKED
>>74427092
Self-sabotage of our armed-forces. America has been rotted from the inside out by Jews. They'll probably be ready to rewrite history again after they're persecuted in WW3.
>>74433161
this.
>>74428526
This
>>74427092
The one on the right looks like she can become soldier material, the one on the left though looks like she'll just be interested in swallowing soldier material.
>>74435539
>>74435469
This, officers are generally better, but enlisted women in general are psychotic and being surrounded by a 20:1 ratio of horny men on deployment only makes them sluttier. Not only does it turn average women into bitches (because a 5/10 who is treated like a 10/10 will develop the same shitty personality), but having only one piece of ass to pass around, however mediocre, will absolutely decimate morale.
>>74427092
Also I like how the one on the left is treating it like a fucking game. Look at her pose with her left hand on her hip.
>>74429570
It depends what you like. If you want a engineering rate prepare your anus for a metric shit ton of mundane checks. If your a topsider you don't really do anything when you are in port.
>>74427092
dog bles
>>74427278
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_women_in_World_War_II#Challenges_Faced_by_Soviet_Female_Soldiers
if the soviets can, why cant americans can't
>>74427396
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>74427092
>that dyke on the right
kek
>>74427092
I bet they won't even make it through p-days
>>74438035
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_women_in_World_War_II#Challenges_Faced_by_Soviet_Female_Soldiers
Because American """""women""""" are more like spoilt children than human beings with vaginas.
>>74427396
>>74427396
delete this
>>74427396
the dyke might make it
>>74427092
Those are females though aren't they less likely to get raped than if male marines were caught?
>>74429881
A large part of isis insurgents are from the former military.
The one which broke apart once the US had overthrown the country.
>>74427092
thought the one on the right was a guy
>>74438569
Yeah, me too, but then I realized that's the Canadian looking one. >>74427396
>>74429692
One of them is an obvious lesbian.
>>74427396
American bants have been on point for the past few days. What's happening?
>>74427396
Yank bants levels are getting pretty good
>>74428526
Why would army infantry recruits be doing any of that
>>74438293
They are likely to join isis willingly after they come lusting for muhammads dick.
Just like women always do.
Look at the prison in usa which got taken over by inmates, who had made the women their sex slaves.
The women had let them out willingly.
Also gotten pregnant.
Because women can handle all situations.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/04/24/shocking-indictment-prison-gang-took-over-baltimore-prison-impregnated-corrupt-guards/
>>74434136
My brother joined the military when he was 17.
>>74427396
overrated post
>>74430645
well he's right, i mean christ sake you have dentists killing lions
lions dont offer the same level of sport that other prey does, partially because the lion doesnt tend to run when confronted or in the appearance of a human
as
>>74430488
said
>shoot them while they laze around in the sun.
90% of the time you're on a safari and drive up to these big cats they'll just ignore you and lay around
>>74430533
Thank you for your service!
>>74438757
Trump is giving us power
I'm sure this'll turn out well in the long run.
Love the sign in spanish behind them. Honestly only 1 is a girl, and she's going to be gang raped.
The Israeli foreign legion is getting cucked, which I find funny.
>>74427092
>female
>>74430533
>muh soldjas
>bress f to bay resbeggd
>dog bless murrigga
/pol/s hard on for the military that is almost entirely composed of dumb poorfags and fights for the elites interests in global conflicts just makes this board more pathetic
>fighting for Zionists
>muh badriods
Just want to say to all the vets here, God bless you for your service and for keeping the cuntry safe.
>>74438894
>Niggers take over prison with BBC meme magic
You can't make this shit up
Rip in piece Burgerland
>>74438035
Because due to USAs isolation from the rest of the world a land invasion is very unlikely, meaning the desperation to defend your country is not so high that you'll take in female soldiers.
It'll end up like Israels PR attempt, in a failure.
Those encounters sometimes led to pregnancies, with at least four officers impregnated — one of them twice — by the highest ranking gang member
without trying to be "edgy," this is exactly--EXACTLY-- how gorillas mate in the wild. It's frightening how close they are to gorillas.
The planet is doomed.
>>74441084
After looking more into the story, I found that all the female prison guards were black which makes the story less shocking.
>>74427092
Is this really a woman on the right ?
>>74427092
>implying the one on the right is a grill
>>74427092
The dude on the right is a female now?
>>74441617
r-rare?
>>74441617
>My country is doomed
FTFY senpai.
>>74427396
Reported
>>74442023
>White men sabotaging
It couldn't possibly be that those shows and actors just, y'know, suck.
>>74438757
It comes and goes, we've just had a good streak. Happenings also put us in rare form.
>>74442102
makes me want to claw your eyes out. What the fuck do I know, have you seen it here before?
>>74427396
>>74427092
>bicep the size of her wrist
I bet she can do everything a man can.
>>74442690
>tfw haven't been out of the military for more than five years and it's already unrecognizable from the poz
>>74427092
well at least the other one knows how to stand up straight
>>74427396
If you find my sides please call 555-3842
>>74427092
I'm still fucking laughing.
God level bantz holy shit
>>74427092
the right one is female?
>>74427431
The one on the right could pass for a bloke.
The non-dyke has real blonde hair and good bone structure. She'll age well.
Why her parents would let her sign up to go be raped by niggers or marry some enlisted spic mongrel, I'll never get.
She's prime milf material. White trash parents could dress her up and send her to finishing school and she'd be 10 million dollar pussy.
Sad when people can't see worth. One kike turned "justin bieber" into a billion dollar shekels generating machine.
>>74429099
That is a lie that kurds tell their female fighters to get them to go in front of the men fighters. It only works because kurds know nothing about Islam, but we have Internet and know that no Muslim believe being killed by a woman is worse than being killed by a man. Isis don't care about the rumour because they view women as easier to win against so they don't mind when women are sent to fight in front of the men. But anyone who actually said that being killed by a woman will make you go to hell would likely be killed as a heretic or apostate because it contradict traditional Islam.
This not only will go badly, it will also put lives of servicemen at risk.
This prostration to the new dogmatic religion of hyper-liberalism is fucking retarded. What works is what works; it's nothing to get offended over and is not an attack on your personal liberty. God DAMN.
nobody noticed the fuerza poster behind them ? i mean when you start doing patriotic military posters in a foreign language just....
>>74427092
Wait, that thing on the right is a she?
Holy fuck. How ugly can one bitch get
>>74444341
It's Texas, the place is overrun with Mexicans.
>>74438035
>The Soviet soldiers raped between them
