>tfw no wars to fight and die in
help combat the reptillians. that war is raging
Today is the war of minds and memes. We must fight them on the beaches, in the skies, on the internet messageboards. Never log out. Never surrender. Only Kek (and Jesus) can save us now.
>tfw no wars to fight and die in
world war 1 would have been badass to fight in. i'd love to fight in those trenches.
>>74398517
but there are still emus
>>74398675
no you wouldn't
>>74398517
Until the next emu sees you down the street and decides to rape your gf and kick you to death.
>>74398675
It was pretty boring and frustrating according to my great grandfather. Only short period of combat action and then the fucking gas attacks
>>74398256
>>74398675
World War I was probably the shittiest modern war to fight in
>>74399042
looks pretty comfy desu. just sit in your bunker and mow down people when they come at you. i can't think of a simpler more comfy war.
>>74398795
bet you i would.
>>74398675
You must be 18 to use this website.
>>74398675
>>74398675
How about you come over here and have a listen, son?
It's up on Dan Carlin's website. urlblox
>>74399205
Except the part where your legs rot and you get sprayed with mustard gas.
>>74397912
Whites truly are the most empathetic and altruistic race.
>>74399394
happened to only a small percentage of unprepared participants.
>>74397912
Don't worry it will happen soon.
>>74398675
>want to fight the good fight
>go to Europe to help your brothers
>be handed shovel
>dig a hole
>live in it with hundreds of other men for days or weeks or months, youve lost count
>if you put your head above the hole, you might die
>if you dont move you might die
>be gassed, go blind at best
>foot is rotting off your body
>fight tooth and nail for mere yardage
>millions die in arguably the most senseless war in recorded history
>>74397912
I wouldnt mind having a go at fighting saracen 900 years ago
>>74398675
Where will you be when the gas finally kicks in?
>>74397912
Vote for Hillary if you need a war to die in.
>>74399969
sitting comfy with my gas mask on.
>>74398675
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you probably just saw the bf1 trailer, didn't you?
>>74400585
no, i've always been fascniated by trench warfare.
>>74399970
This. She's more than willing to send pawns to their deaths.
>tfw born too early for wars fought with laser guns
