FUCKING DENMARK IS ARGENTINA 2.0!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall
a tiny island...basically a rock West of scotland the danes are trying to claim as theirs when it belongs to us becuase it has oil on it.
you have the faroe islands do you want the shirt off our backs also?
What is it with foreigners not respecting peoples territory? HANDS OFF!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>74393465
A
FUCKING
ROCK
Everything in that picture is rightful British clay (excluding those filthy frogniggers).
>complaining about Danes doing literally what the UK did in 1982
BEADY
>>74393581
>Iceland is British clay
Since when
>>74393465
Ireland claims or did claim it as well at some point
>>74393465
Let them try it lad they can't even get their own land back from Sweden.
>>74393584
its got oil m8,alot of it
>>74393465
Rockall belongs to the europeans not some islamic communistic cuckold nation like Great cuckistan
>>74393713
shh you mongolian rape baby
>>74393626
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland
>>74393626
We should've never given them independence, we occupied them during WW2.
>>74393713
>Finnish
>European
ching di ku my ferrow white friend
>>74393877
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland
ICELAND BTFO
>>74393465
>brits defend islands in the middle of nowhere
>meanwhile london is swarmed with sandniggers
good job you bongs
>>74393854
>t. half-pakistani rapebaby
Shouldn't you be bowing towards Mecca with your ISIS-mayor?
>>74393972
>shitskin rapebabies trying to cling to memes
More european than you.
>A literal rock in the middle of the ocean
>>74394116
>under labour
>they will never see power again
>was a wake up call to the marxists and we have now 2 terms of the tories
>all arrested
>some of them attacked in jail
the left put a lid on it to keep their votes and its killed their parties credibility and seen the rise of the far right...feels good famalam
i thought it was a tiny island no its literally A FUCKING ROCK
>>74394273
>>74394303
check this out
>>74393465
That's a very nice rock. Something for the scots to feel proud of I suppose.
>>74394273
the oil in the area is ours
did you know you are in a dispute with canada over gas reserves on the border of alaska also?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaufort_Sea
>>74394412
GIB CLAY
>>74394420
you are arguing with indonisia over >a fucking reef
did you know? google the ashmore reef and the temor gap
Danes were there first.
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
Was a rock lobster
>>74394686
>However, the Indonesian government does not appear to actively contest Australia's possession of the territory.
Okay.
>>74394831
DELET THIS
>>74393465
>tfw anglo tastes his own medicine
>>74394831
How the fuck? The entire structure has super steep angles, how would you get that up there?
All you Brits I want answers.
When will you go full Falklands on this issue?
I want to see at least a six months limited war between the two of you
I don't care who gets the rock
Just shoot each other a bit
Remember the Sheffield reeeeeee
>>74394412
>>74394541
If you could take it, you would.
>>74394831
they probs abandoned it...it happens
its ours now and its oil in its surrounding sea
you have to maintain a presence to keep land
>>74394412
If distance was a factor then the Falklands really could be considered Argentine.
And Rockall Irish.
>>74393465
Now you know how Argentina feels the irony is delicious
>>74394957
its legally ours now...just another nation moaning at us
>spain
>argies
>denmark
the que gets longer lol
>>74395126
its of no importance to us desu...i hear it has next to zero fertile land and everything has to be imported.
we colonized 2 islands on the coast of france and half of ireland along with a part of the spanish mainland...if we wanted it we could m8
>>74395399
Nah, you want it, but you can't take it
Rock is Swedish property, we will begin immigrant housing project and hbtq pride festival will occur on rock within 4 months.
>>74395236
no we dont because we control rockall.
>>74395166
Rocabarraigh is closer to Scotland you manlet.
>>74394686
Continental shelf.
Like 20 times closer to indo than Aus .
We control it but share oil profit with them because you can see indo from the rigs
>>74394412
All of Norway's territories are rightful Danish clay hence they are closer.
>>74395166
Irishmen can only count up to seven potato. They don't understand such large distances.
>>74393465
The closest mainland to Rockall is Donegal. It belongs to us.
>>74393465
It is rightful Danish clay Britbong.
We will help Danebro to claim their clay.
>>74393465
>Both countries draft shitskins to go fight and die for their countries
>Why not?
Win win
>>74393581
You mean Norwegian crown territory.
>>74395693
It would be a hell of a funny show kek.
>>74395570
I understand that no distance is large enough to be away from that desert wasteland you call a home.
>>74395691
I thought your navy was turned into an immigrant cruise line.
>>74393581
We love you too Roastbeef
>>74395773
Live satellite feeds would be good to watch while being comfy
>>74395812
Yeah we invested in some new fast attack boats.
They even included multiple free crews oh boy!
Greedy dirty danes.
>>74395812
Who do you think mans those ships? They are the Swedes now.
>>74395678
ulster disagrees with you m8
>>74395691
Jeg vil leve og dǿ i Norden.
>>74395931
>guy in the jersey
What the kek?
>>74395922
Iam more of the be at the action guy i would love to spectate it from some helicopter.
>>74395126
Look at those dumb fuckers getting defeated by their own fishnets.
>>74395691
we will use muslims on our ships..you wont bomb us then haha if you dont surrender you are a racist xenophobe bigot
also your army still cant compete m8 sorry
only france can rival us in europe...everyone else is a weakling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo
>>74395804
If no distance is large enough, then you're just as bad off as I am.
You didn't really think that through.
>>74395992
Tuborg och Carlsberg är drickbar.
>>74395955
In Denmark it is legal by law to smack Swedens with sticks.
>>74395922
i would love to see HMS victory and USS constitution have a big naval battle
shame those days of naval warfare are gone :(
>>74396022
New uniform called M/105 al-nashid.
>>74396106
Not to defend the potatonigger but what the fuck are you on a-
>flag
Nope.
>>74393877
Top kek
>>74396049
Bring your boat, Sven. We drink and laugh from the yacht.
>>74396205
We'll make it a winner takes all, enter any ships you want.
>>74396157
Only if the Ǿresund is frozen and they walk over the ice.
>>74393465
it belongs to the Danes you filthy Anglo trash
>>74393465
>What is it with foreigners not respecting peoples territory?
>Union Jack
MALVINAS ARGENTINAS!
>>74396149
If Carlsberg is "drinkable", Tuborg is a cut above.
>>74396233
Ayy.
>>74396095
We would use the Swedish "Shilling" tactic and destroy your ships with tolerance progressivness and multiculturalism.
>We outjew the jews.
whats on that island?
rockall m8. rockall.
XD
>>74393465
So when are you letting them take it like you let Muslims take London?
>>74396311
I shall bring my boat but dont sink my boat before we arrive oke?
>>74396318
but it doesnt
also we have a presence on your doorstep :^)
pretty comfy senpai
>>74393465
They've been trying to claim Orkney and Shetland for years, same as Norway
Nordiggers don't want us to show them why the sun never sets, this isn't news
>>74396294
Anything but Iceland man
>>74394273
Looks like a navigational hazard. It should be removed.
I wonder if those birds live their entire life on that rock?
>>74393465
Don't you dare send dirty migrants up there.
>>74396106
I think you're the one who may want to reconsider your choice of words.
Christ, trying to escape the Australian's exposure to poor literacy is almost as difficult as escaping your shitposting.
>>74396500
I ain't sinking shit. I'll pop on a life jacket and bring some shitty booze
>>74393581
>excluding those filthy frogniggers
Normandy IS English clay mate
>muh viking heritage
>>74396615
Great i will invite you to my submarine and we could drink some Absolut vodka and koskenkorva and Russkie standart.
>Historically, the UK claimed Rockall as the basis for an extended EEZ. In 1997, the United Kingdom ratified the 1982 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea. In doing so it relinquished this claim as the agreement states that "Rocks which cannot sustain human habitation or economic life of their own shall have no exclusive economic zone or continental shelf".
Tony Blair already gave up our claim to that oil ladm8.
>>74393581
Normandy and Brittany are rightful clay.
>>74396521
god save the queen!
>>74395485
>literally unable to mobilise without UK support
Stay cucked DABG
>>74395126
DENMARK SUPERPOWER BY 2030!!!
>>74396615
We could even pop some cruise missles while we are at it for Shits n giggles.
>>74393465
Those are America's islands. So is the falklands. We're are coming to commondere those bong. I'm going to poop on the island to claim it. Then you won't want it anymore because it has been touched by my poop. I can assure you I have a VERY filthy but and I have been eating big macs all week.
>>74394831
Awww babby's first mini rock building.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop_Rock,_Isles_of_Scilly
>>74396737
Even better!
>tfw living Das Boot in real life
>>74396285
>>74396588
Do have have to spell it out for you retards?
>No distance is large enough.
Let's interpret that as "infinite distance from Australia is the only distance large enough". That means any physical distance is not enough.
The observable universe is approximately 93 billion light years across.
The distance from Australia to Ireland is 15.5 thousand kilometers.
Let's take that as a percentage.
1.76e-26% of the distance.
That's 0.0000000000000000000000176% in retard speak.
If 93 billion light years isn't enough, then the difference between 0km and 15000km is fucking nothing.
Which brings me back to my original point; you're just as bad off as I am.
>>74395142
I don't see a british hut on top of it :^
>>74396767
I'll gladly live on it and vote "no" in an independence referendum if anyone wants to build me a shack.
Also if human life can't be sustained does that mean we can invade Zimbabwe?
>>74396902
I also have my small boat for touring around the battlefield so we can get close onto the fighting hehe
>>74394983
When they step foot on our clay, obviously.
>>74395583
it used to be better.
>>74394447
Fuck off that's our clay
>>74396519
we will stop the caliph
>>74395985
Donegal is still in the republic you inbred hun.
>>74396737
We've already had a war with you Sven, if you want another one we might get round to firing a shot before you surrender this time
>>74396767
it lies within our EEZ the article said?
>>74396995
This includes the rowing men, yes?
>>74396905
>That means any physical distance is not enough.
Now you're getting it.
>>74396863
see those dots on your doorstep
>>74396519
get mad stay mad
>>74395931
soon...
>>74396905
Autism.
>>74397087
You will have to dive under the surface because we will hide so we cannot surrender!
>>74396947
its in our EEZ
its like mexico just random drilling for oil on your west coast it wouldnt be allowed m8
>>74397180
Definantly even a reserve crew ready to delivered by helicopter!
>>74396995
thats your kings no?
>>74397043
It worse smaller and worse than that when we took the Falklands.
>>74397344
Outstanding! I'm assuming we wait until everyone else is weak and finish everything off and claim the rock?
Well boys, look like we're gonna have to go 1982 on Scandinavia's arse to show them who is the superior Germanic nation.
>>74397204
That's my point. You'll never escape us.
>>74397272
:^)
>>74397128
Yes, it's Irish. Yeeeooo.
>>74397277
What is it with you and long black shafts full of seamen?
>>74397245
>Argentinian spy on the ship.
>Argentina
He is trying to fit in with the rest of the niggaz.
>>74397043
so did yours!
i hear you had a badass submersible battleship once...wonder what became of it? cutting edge tech that!
heres a picture of it
>>74394278
>labour
>tories
Care to repeat that in English so we can understand what you are saying?
Something about leftists in office getting jaield?
>>74397055
tell canada that lol enough gas for 20 years and trudeu is taking it
>>74397375
Crown princess and husband during wedding day.
>>74397428
Of course we will just encircle them and claim that clay just like that.
>>74397239
I am going to claim London by personally taking a big wet poop on the Queen after I do that she had officially been claimed as my bride. As the new King of England I will rename the UK and call it big booty town. All the men will be forced to wear rollerskates everywhere. The women will have to wear fake moustaches. also everyone has to adopt an Italian accent.
>>74397128
>it lies within our EEZ the article said?
Nobody argues it's in your EEZ.
But Britain claims having it extends its EEZ.
Ie: Ireland would lose much of its EEZ to its North-West.
By this retarded British reasoning, if there were such rocks all over the Atlantic Britain could claim the entire Atlantic ocean as its EEZ.
D E N M A R K
S T R O N G
>>74397453
We just love lakrits and it translates into reproductive organs aswell Britbro :DD
>>74397575
Labour is the centre-left party and Tories aka the Conservative party is the centre-right party.
>>74397575
Labour = US democrats, But now they have a commie leader, Basically the Democrats if Bernie wins the nomination.
Tories = Conservatives.
>>74397575
Labour=Democrats
Tories=Establishment republicans
>>74397575
>democrats
>republicans
>>74395691
Sven you wont be leaving your cuck shed, how the hell are you going to help?
>>74395126
You dont even have nukes m8
>>74397423
>>74397538
but you used to have the greatest navy in the solar system.
it's a shame it had to change
>>74397789
>Ie: Ireland would lose much of its EEZ to its North-West.
Conveniently where all our natural gas deposits are.
>>74397738
>implying the duke of Edinburgh wouldn't have you shot
>>74397923
Jamal and Tyrone and ahmed allowed me to go on this journey pls no hurt
>>74393465
to be honest this map basically shows if anyone should be claiming it, its Ireland
>>74397960
we downsized the USSR is gone and we have NATO now...we dont need to repel the world single handedly no more...and its expensive look at american military...its cool! but it costs a fortune!
we keep enough tech and gear to repeal an invasion..not to fight WW3 these days...but that might change post brexit and if nato is killed.
>>74393465
It belongs to Denmark.
Now give us Shetland and orkney, it belongs to the Nordics
>>74398077
Let me guess, you're wife and wife's daughter wont be accompanying you?
>>74397535
we already have an argie in charge in the vatican and in the netherland royal family.
i guess we are trying to rule scandinavia now.
>>74398111
>Ireland
>claiming anything but dole
>>74398145
Orkney considers itself British, they even told the SNP to get fucked if they vote independent
>>74398193
Nono they are property of Jamal Tyrone and Ahmed so they stay home they will even send videos of them oh boy iam so excited!
>>74398145
pls try and take em :^)
>>74393465
Welcome to post-whiteness.
Constant unresolvable territorial fighting, just like our equals in Africa.
>>74395691
>implying neutral countries can attack anyone
>>74398203
s-so it was Argentina after all?
This explains your flag!
>>74395691
>clay
It's literally rock
>>74398367
if we brexit we are gonna need every penny we can muster to grow..that means protecting our overseas territories and oil reserves m8
and you gotta show the ones whom try and take your shit you wont be fucked with
>74398347
Im happy for you Sven. Just dont forget to send them your hard earned $$$$.
>UK
>Claiming anything but Islamic cock
No wonder you want that fucking rock so bad.
>>74398136
i don't know m8, i truly believe that thw world was a better place when the brits ruled the seas. i don't like how americans manage it
>>74398388
We gon' take dat clay regardless of what you say goyboy!
>>74398393
literally means jackshit, luxemburg is 2nd but their debt is 4 times higher than ours
>>74398393
sad that one of our over seas territories is doing better than nearly all European nations lol
>>74398349
>>74398319
But but muh viking empire
>>74398492
After our army of poo in loos are done it will be clay.
>>74396648
seconded, remember Brittany?
>>74398471
i am also scared
>>74398605
>attacking nato territory
JUST DO IT
>>74398626
Thanks for building cities for us but don't come back
I'm willing to kill Danish men and women to retain our clay. Are you with me, lads?
>>74398835
pay debt for boer wars
>>74398887
Na.
>>74398767
I mean our army of is currently attacking Germany inshallah and we are still here what you gonna do?
They even get to go through all of italy and the balkans !
>>74396648
your royal family lost that claim ages ago.
>>74398626
this isnt over 1000 years ago m8 we made up for it though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge
>>74398393
There's like 50 people in Irleand and one of them is Mr Guinness
>>74398014
I'd love to take a couple of shots with the old duke. After a couple of whiskeys I'm sure we'd be bros. I'm sure he'd open up and show me his gay porn collection. So he is a duke? He must make huge dukeys! He makes the biggest dukeys in all of Edinburgh! Imagine the sight of that of that chocolate duke rolling out of his ass faster than a narwhal dolphin slicing through the waves of the ocean! A magnificent feat!
>>74397843
>Corbyn
>Center Left
No, Labour is now a socialist party, hasn't been center left since Bliar
>>74397855
>Labour = US democrats, But now they have a commie leader, Basically the Democrats if Bernie wins the nomination.
>Tories = Conservatives.
WRONG. The Tories are closer to the Democrats, even then, they're a little further left.
Sanders' policies are closer to Cameron's than anyone elses.
>>74397863
Wrong
>>74397875
Wrong
>>74393465
It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say: –
"We invaded you last night – we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."
And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
And then you'll get rid of the Dane!
It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: –
"Though we know we should defeat you,
we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."
And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.
It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --
"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!"
>>74393465
Clearly it is English territory potato niggers can drill it (wages in potato rations) if they feel left out. Tasty pastry bois can fuck right off.
>>74396294
So it was basically a draw
Realistically, how hard would it be for the USA to take over Britain via a military force invasion?
>>74396995
>swedes have royal floating cuckshed
Why am I not surprised?
>>74398626
Fuck Britain dude, we settled America and SHEEEIT. (And kind of got murdered by indians) But we still had the coolest Gods, like Loki the god that transformed into a female horse and got fuckes by a male horse, and later gave birth to sleipnir
>>74399383
We can't leave the cuckshed and as we are an innovative people we built a cuckshedboat!
>>74395495
Nah, but it rhymes.
>>74399369
trumps mum is british...he wouldnt harm us
we wuz president an sheeeit now *smacks lips*
>>74398393
Now let's see that unemployment rate.
>>74393883
You left fucking india and you complain about a geyser
>>74399716
after you eat a packet of biscuits do you keep the wrapper or toss it away?
we got the resources we wanted..spices..gold..gems etc it didnt hurt us desu and would of cost alot to quell a peasants revolt.
>>74399396
King Harold 2v1'd you and the Normans and BTFO your axeniggers before William the Conquerer met him at Hastings, but thanks for my blond hair blue eyes m8
>>74399253
If we drill far enough we'll make sure to send you a thank you gift for all your superb shitposting.
>>74399653
Its only 3% behind the UK and the gap closes every year.
>>74399457
Kek
>you might be a cuck but your social standing must always show
You know what? I love that you guys don't get butthurt over the bantz. 10/10 if you decide to go full Vikings I would gladly help in shitskin removal
>>74399636
The Scots pissed him off, hopefully he clears us some lebensraum
>>74399937
I have no reason to be mad at the bantz cuz i find it hilarious aswell hehe.
You are welcome to remove kebab when the time is right anon!
>>74398610
UK debt: 569% of GDP
IE debt: 103% of GDP
>>74400183
Cant deny that that the UK has given us big bailouts though.
We would have been fucked without them.
>>74400183
Potatoes aren't as expensive as an effective military
>>74399937
>a shitskin
>wanna be a shitskin remover
>>74393465
desu i like the danes more than the scots
If a war happens i just hope we will join Denmark against he eternal anglo
>>74399933
He got extremely lucky with an ambush. One dude held the entire army on that bridge alone for some time.
>>74400308
wouldnt make a difference desu
>>74400269
Fuck off t*rkroach
>>74400320
What times sunset in the Norwegian empire?
>>74393465
We would mop the fucking floor with the Danes. It wouldn't even be funny. Even when they were at the height of their power and we were still anglo saxons we cucked them at tamford bridge.
>>74399933
> thanks for my blond hair blue eyes m8
Your welcome m8, blonde hair-blue eyes=master race
>>74400261
Glad you're putting that effective military to use. Allah save the Queen. Allah save Londonstan and the Caliphate.
>>74400308
Why? You do know that you'd be annexed in a few hours right?
The Nordic countries are the weakest in Europe.
>>74395126
EVEN THEIR ARMY WEARS BURQAHS
DENMARK CONFIRMED KEK NATION
>>74400387
Turkish flag has been your ancestor's flag for 500 years. You should have some respect to your old master's flag.
>>74400332
We will celebrate it by eating a good sovulaki with some good tzatziki at the end of kebab removal day
>little britain thinking they can do anything against the largest kingdom in the world
kek
How about Norway takes it? Our maritime borders are closer than Denmark anyway.
>>74400527
Securing rocks for the Queen in your waters against Norsemen Paddy
>>74400691
How about you little fucking weak countries shut up and learn your place?
>>74400684
>mfw we take all the oil from Greenland aswell
>>74393465
We should just drop a nuke on Copenhagen
>>74400772
While the Paki from the cornershop and his five best friends gangbang your mum backhome.
>>74400691
We're gonna drop a nuke on Oslo too
>>74400411
We have belongs around both poles, so probably never.
>>74400415
Even Iceland beat you three fucking times. What makes you think you would stand any chance aginst Denmark if you can't beat little Iceland?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars
>>74393465
Just give ISIS a nuke and we automatically win the war against scandinavia, they would probbaly let ISIS nuke them rather than be called racist
>>74400926
I do envy your defence against the Horde, not even refugees would go through the ordeal of flying Ryan Air
>>74400977
Belongings
>>74393465
Denmark have a shitty navy and air force plus they don't even have the advantage of being closer to it
>>74400983
Just use muslim infantry, cucked scandinavians would probably rather commit suicide than shoot a muslim.
>>74400939
Yes please, nuke Oslo
>>74401066
Ryanair is grand. It's just a flying bus.
>>74400977
Kek stay night time minor empire
>>74400983
>1 person killed and he was from Iceland
Oh what a meme of a """"""war"""""
>>74394961
You're using the rock to significantly expand the claimed EEZ.
>>74393581
I only see norse clay mate.
and I'm pretty sure that's our rock by treaty
>>74401066
Ouch, right in the private airlines industry. You went too far this time George.
Also checked.
>>74400939
Boy, you leafs sure are fired up tonight. Really bringing the heat
>>74401213
The rest of your pathetic nation will be occupied by us, we will send 500 drunk Newfies and 500 butt hurt frogs, that should be enough. The Frenchman will probably drive half your country to suicide
I bet you $100 that if Syria or Somalia was claiming the island, Britain would gleefully give it away.
>>74400939
yes please, that would solve all our problems actually, well most of them at least
>>74400977
We are kings of all the uninhabitable places.
>>74401356
Is that Trudeau's last visit to Ireland?
>>74401356
Don't worry Ireland, you're an honorary dominion even if you don't want to admit it we're all mates
>>74400643
>not knowing that the actual flag was Byzantine and you roaches just copy it, as every single thing.
just go and inhale a can of Raid
>>74400684
we already invaded them in the past..we killed 1 or 2 people and got comfy in ww2
>>74401417
Nah last time a far away nation full of non-whites tried to claim one of our islands this happened
>>74400663
Fuck yeah, getting a comfy feast after kebab removal, I'm in
When we invaded Iceland we stole all their women
I feel bad for them because that's what's happening here with muzzies
>>74401437
Kek. Okay, I'll give you that one.
>>74400684
Danes are pathetic the only thing they're known for is Lego.
>>74401570
Should have been 1 or 2 million Greenland is rightful Canadian land
>>74401654
They were already stolen from you. You just took them back
>>74401213
Notice how they wave the Norwegian flag, and not whatever bongodongo flag for the shithole they came from. We banned that before it even happened years ago. These are immigrants who take pride in being Norwegian citizens.
>>74401358
Go be sorry somewhere else.
>>74401358
China strong, right mr Chang?
>The Frenchman will probably drive half your country to suicide
True, the French people talks wiith strangers on Public transports. The biggest sin on Earth
>>74401777
The only thing I'm sorry about is that those trips were wasted on a useless country.
What's so special about Norway? Nobody knows anything about you except that you eat horse heads.
Fuck off, I would be the first in line to sign up for the army if war were declared against Norway every single norwegian post is a shitpost
>>74401727
you have a island dispute with greenland it seems? >hans island
>>74401851
> True, the French people talks wiith strangers on Public transports.
That is some shit for Norwegians, though. Not exactly suicide material, but ugh.
>>74401898
When did Denmark piss off Canada this badly? Holy Jesus, settle down
>>74401851
Don't even get me started on those slant eyed dog eating chinaman
>>74401898
Kek, now THIS is butthurt.
>>74401725
Maybe we're not very effective at fighting Child soldiers
>ebil Empire
>>74401949
Since when have leafs ever been able to handle bants?
>>74401851
She is kind of cute
>>74401898
Every Canadian post is a pathetic attempt at a shitpost. Leave that to Straya.
>>74401919
There is no dispute, it's ours anyone who says otherwise is a retard.
>>74401949
Scandinavia is one of the worst regions in Europe, for me Germany would be the worst, Scandinavia second, they're the worst shitposters on this website nothing they say is relevant to the discussion they just shitpost and tip their fedoras.
>>74401982
Did anyone even realise there was a horse meat scandal in Europe there? It was probably just another regular old day for you.
>>74402106
We aren't shitposters so this is wrong
>>74401727
>Danes are pathetic the only thing they're known for is Lego.
If anyone outside Canada had to pick between Canada and Lego, they'd probably pick Lego everytime.
>>74402254
> We aren't shitposters so this is wrong
Because you never qualify.
>>74402080
Child soldiers are an effective strategy though. Not our fault if your ebin military can't deal with them.
>>74402258
kek, true desu
>>74402258
I... I can't argue with this post
ITS SCOTLANDS OIL ANGLO FILTH
>>74402258
Agreed
Holy shit it is a rock
>>74401941
I know man, + the French guys would try to convert us to Islam.
>>74402131
>nothing they say is relevant to the discussion they just shitpost and tip their fedoras.
>Canadian flag
that's ironic
>>74402402
better stay in the union or else no more mr nice guy muldoon
You do remember the days before the union?
:^)
>>74402521
Not your fucking rock though.
>>74402551
>Implying Robert the Bruce didn't rek the anglo army
Come ahead m8
>>74402258
I would pick Lego over our current Canada, even Canadian posters here are cucked, sad.
>>74402306
Because we don't shitpost, learn English
>>74402522
We don't shitpost and we are the most Christian people on /pol/
>>74402254
Wasn't that in Sweden/Denmark? We're not in EU, so we almost exclusively eat domestic meat.
>>74402335
>shoot unarmed policeman
>recruit children and women
>bomb civilian targets
Why is Ireland seen as the victim here? We gave you your vote despite crushing the rising.
Victim playing is a genetic Celtic trait, sorry for trying to make your country 1st world
>>74402703
> Because we don't shitpost, learn English
You do, you're just really shit at it.
>>74401727
>Danes are pathetic the only thing they're known for is Lego.
Meh never had gammel dansk even, or danish sausage...
>Should have been 1 or 2 million Greenland is rightful Canadian land
No. Greenland belongs to his Majesty Harlad V of Norway. We got some other provinces there to talk about too... Helluland,Markland,Vinland and Gudbjornskjær.... Sverdrup?
>nah keep on with that gayminister of yours there syrupluber and we're coming, we're not going to accept being surrounded by swedes on both sides
>>74402659
Only reason for that is because Longshanks died on the way, Edward I rekt every Celt he met
>>74393465
Nigger, that rock is ours, back off.
>>74402734
Shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost/shitpost? Shitpost shitpost shitpost SP, shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost.
>>74402735
We do this because it's funny, Canada is like 4% chink
>>74402744
>wah stop using asymmetric tactics
Nobody here is playing the the victim except you.
>>74402848
ALL YOUR FISH ARE BELONG TO US
>>74402803
No we don't
>>74402814
What the hell is gammel dansk? It sounds like dank camel, whatever it is it's European garbage NO THANKS
No Greenland is shown on all Canadian maps in schools, everyone grows up thinking it belongs to us. We should just invade there what 100 people there? It technically is ours because it's inside our waters and we own the arctic so everything there is ours
>>74402982
You might get on with these guys,
It's funny how before the scottish referrendum the norwegian shitposter-newspaper Dagbladet was saying "The shetlanders identify as Scandinavian and want to be norwegian!! they haev norwegian festivals and culture!" then they voted overwhelmingly to remain in the UK lol
>>74402831
He only did well because of Scottish traitors.
I wonder what he'd think of his capital having >A FUCKING SARACEN MAYOR
>>74403115
no, most people know we don't like brits
>>74393703
BEADY
>>74398626
>Tfw you live in Norwegian claimed territory
>>74402917
And who gives a fuck if we ate horse meat? Those same whiny bitches will gobble up a steak.
>>74401898
canadians are basically swedes who use maple syrup as lube and try to shitpost as straya.
Also
>soon Sweden II
>soon
>>74403183
Norway is just trying to be remembered in a world that doesn't care about them
Just a reminder the norfagians came to Canada before the English and got BTFO By the natives kek faggot Vikings couldn't even compete with some red skin fucker lol
>>74403308
Sweden ought to export their rapefugees to Nunavut.
>>74403091
A Canadian invasion on Greenland would be a terrible idea. Denmark is a NATO and EU country, an invasion on Greenland would result in economical sanctions against Canada.
+ This cabinet would never invade anything
>>74403388
Could say the same about British people desu
and what the fuck is your country anyway, you have a mini france and a stupid flag fuk u you shouldve been annexed by the USA how can anyone even feel "canadian" its like being from fucking disneyland
>>74402588
I got 8 submarinos and like 50 planes.
You?
>>74403194
>Scottish traitors
You mean like Bruce?
http://www.educationscotland.gov.uk/scotlandshistory/warsofindependence/brucekillscomyn/
At least Wallace didn't bend the knee to Edward while pillaging and murdering his own people. About as close to an honourable Scot as you can get
>>74403207
Because they're so evil not wanting to shoot children and trying to industrialise your shitty island?
>>74403293
You ride a horse you don't eat it, are you going to eat Jamal too because you ride his cock all day?
>>74403308
Half our country didn't have gay marriage before the stupid faggot liberal who the Quebecunts always vote for forced the entire country to make it legal. Literally nobody likes fags here, if you tell someone you're a fag you'll be treated worse than dirt but you're probably used to that because you're from an worthless country known for faggot rights, socialism, and eating horses
>>74403388
Because we just tried to trade them milk, but they all just shat themselves and got mad. So we went back.
>>74403506
This wouldn't be the first time the EU tried to sanction us, you guys don't have the balls to and trust us when it comes to the arctic we don't fuck around we tell Russia to fuck off.
>>74403483
The natives will kill them
>>74403524
Proxy
>>74403532
We have five kayaks tied together with hemp rope and a WW2 era turret mounted on top.
Come at us faggots.
>>74403532
>submarinos
>>74403670
I think they would die of complaining about everything before the natives could get to them.
>>74403632
You're seriously scared of some red skin cunts? Useless country is that your flag is red? To remember the red skins who fucked your shit up?
>>74403739
It's like -50 up there, trees can't even grow in Nunavut there's literally just little shrubs send all the French and Germans there they'll die in a week
>>74403670
An actual invasion would lead to sanctions.
But meh Canada would never invade Greenland.
>>74404058
We're a bloodthirsty people don't tempt us and who gives a shit? Let Europe sanction us that will just encourage a brexit
MY FELLOW ARYAN BROTHAS FROM DANEMARCK
WE'Z WITH YOU
>this triggers the EU
Literally a continent full of limp wrist faggots
This is how we deal with Scandiniggers
>>74404425
There is no dispute it would be like Australia claiming Bucharest belongs to them it makes no sense it's our island it's in our waters.
>>74398948
thanks for the border iphones, cutlet.
>>74404296
You do realise that Norway is one of the few remaining whaling nations? Whaling isn't triggering at all
>>74395583
Hms Quorn.
U fucking wot m8?
>>74404782
I didn't know that because I don't care about Norway it's a garbage dump
>>74404346
>i-i'm butchering sea mammals am i tough yet
you're just making those nordic lads hungry m8
>>74404828
RRS Boaty McBoatface is no more :(
>>74399369
They are already your bitch so why would you?
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