Prove your worth cuckholds.
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Upper left of the blue square is the only non faggoty result.
>>74378052
>Being anywhere close to red
Kill yourself
R8 me
>>74378448
Nice. A tad more authoritarian would be better.
as a who consider myself monarchist I think I failed
>>74377678
Too lazy.
Master race is anything economically centrist and socially authoritarian.
>>74377678
That test will never stop having horrible questions.
>>74378202
>Brit makes a comment
Your opinion doesn't count, Muhammad.
>>74377678
I guess it's consistent with being a left-wing nationalist?
Also, what ideologies are the blue anarchists at the bottom?
did i do good?
>>74377678
Trump 2016
>>74379545
Individualist / Anarcho Individualist
Green Fidel Castro here
>>74379655
You're closest to Hillary, congratulations
>>74379566
You failed the compass test...but you passed the dubz test.
>>74377678
What are those two bottom balls?
>>74377678
#Brexitboys
>>74379656
Thanks, senpai
>>74379766
--------->>74379656
>>74378980
if you have like centralization and right wing morals it always puts you in the left red quadrant. Even Hitler is there.
>>74379916
>Even Hitler is there.
No he isn't. He's in the upper left of the blue part.
>>74379701
All presidential candidates but Bernout Sanders are authoritarian right. I like none of her policies.
>>74379706
failed in what way?
>>74380108
>Being anywhere left of center
>Thinks he'll pass on /pol/
>>74377699
I used to be like you (full on ancap) but I've grown closer to minarchism lately. Am I taking a blue pill here?
>>74379766
>>74379656
They're actually anarcho individualism (the one on the left) and egoist anarchism (the spooks one).
Their position is hardly accurate, egoistball should be on the same spot as ancapball more or less, while individualistball should be next to agoristball
>>74380156
well,i am a romanian...
>>74379916
>>74380006
Yall sure are talented at reading a secretive dead guy's mind.
How'd I do /pol/?
>>74377678
>>74377699
>>74378052
>>74378448
>>74378980
>>74379441
>>74379545
>>74379566
>>74379655
>>74379680
>>74379787
>>74380453
>KEK MY SHIT UP /POL/
Why are you people such fags? Literal kike shills.
>>74377678
well shit
>>74377678
who are those two at the bottom?
>>74380881
Anarcho individualism and apparently egoist anarchism
dammit i'm one of those middle of the line douchebags
>>74377678
ancoms are not libertarian. they belong right up there at the top.
>>74377678
Economics wise. I'm a commie, but what do I know, certainly not economics, otherwise I'm right wing. Bigger dilemma is if I'am authoritarian or lolbertarian.
>that pic
Why is Deathstroke a left libertarian?
>>74377678
I always get this score. I'm too left on private social issues and the environment. I don't want to restrict and over-regulate the market, but globalization only seems damaging in the case of the US. I'd rather the Unions and licensing nonsense be dismantled so small businesses have a chance before considering protectionist policies.
>>74377678
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
i'm hitler
>>74377678
This meme is actually amazing
whoever realized there should be ideologyballs in there is a genious.
I always get this cause I don't beleive in god and don't think religious teachings in school should be a thing. I don't care if other people are religious or think I'm better than anyone, I'm just not religious personally.
>>74377678
Right-wingers don't understand economics.
>compass results force you to make decisions on stupid shit obviously geared towards christianity explicitly even though you think its a dumb religion
I'm just angry and bitter that I always end up in Bernie camp, even though I have basically nothing in common with most Bernie supporters - except that my indifference towards religion skews my results
>tl;dr im fukn garbage apparently
>>74377678
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Ive been moving farther to the Authoritarian side in the last few months but always been just about the same on the X axis.
>>74377678
Political Compass is pretty fucking shitty and inaccurate. Why do you still use it?
fite me niggers
>read Adam Smith
>that far right
Its like you never actually read Adam Smith
sorta Adam weed
>>74381221
Got this spot too
>>74381864
They dont, you guys put Adam Smith way too far right, pls justify your reasons besides "hes white like me therefore racist like me", in Wealth of Nation he denounces corporations, capitalist, and hopes that one day minorities are allowed to assimilate into the free market system
>>74382469
>Corporations
>Right wing
>>74382934
They are a right wing idea, corporations did all the colonization for your country and he called there form of government the worse kind, have you even read Smith?
I layered a bunch of the charts over one another. Doesn't really come to any good conclusions but whatever
>>74383512
Only conclusion is that I'm the most right wing person on /pol/ and the rest of you are left wing cucks who should gas yourselves
>>74377678
>2017
>falling for the political compass meme
shiggy
I'm a nationalist who believes big corporations are bad for you and me
>>74377678
>not doing this far superior quiz: http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html
been like this for like 7 or 8 years even though my views have definitely changed
this chart is shit
>>74382934
>crony capitalist corporations
>Adam Smith laissez-faire capitalism
Pinochet mode unlocked
>>74384318
>muh people arent allowed to do anything except work as mindless automatons for coroporations and society
sounds gr8
>>74379655
>>74381145
>>74381956
Only true level headed conservatives here. Don't worry guys. One day these kids will grow up.
>>74384594
You have my crumpet, Claude.
>>74384384
I'm as libertarian as Bernie.
>>74381019
D66 please go
>>74384711
Thank you John Smith.
>>74377678
I end where bernfags are yet i am a racialist.
>all thse disgusting boot lickers
/pol/ is dead
>>74384318
>>74377678
I don't know what this means but I hate it already
>>74385526
It means you're a naive dipshit that understands neither economics nor human nature.
What does it mean, /pol/?
Is this acceptable?
>>74377678
/sci/ reporting in
>>74377678
I'm a GreenCuck
Also Sanders supporter
This test is pretty biased and unreliable to be honest. For reference I'm a theocratic monarchist with free market leanings and here are my results.
If jews are responsible for 9/11, then who's responsible for the jews being your parents?
Checkmate, theists.
"Socialist libertarian" is, and always will be, an oxymoron.
This was a surprising result, but then again I am more interested in the memes than either Clinton/Trump
>not being blue
>why live
How'd I do, fellow level headed conservatives? Not sure if this test is even really accurate
i wonder why every time i take this, i dont move up at all but move further right...
>>74383512
is everyone pro trump? i wonder what principals we all agree on? i mean no way we all want to kill off the kykes the moderate islams and the clintons? i feel like this exam is far to vague to show how i appreciate my white herritage as well as being a 3rd gen immigrant that is very successful. although even the first gen was successful, and came here poor as fuck. must be a reason?
>>74386794
>agreeing with buhnie sanduhs over 50% of the time
>>74385584
in my mind I've already send you to the deathcamps for extermination
>>74386988
It is true, I like loli, shota, and rape porn
I'm also into some nice BL though
>>74377678
What's the white ball in the bottom mid? The one with the "A"?
>>74387137
But Iam red>>74386981
And according to your infographics I should be between purple and green
National Populist reporting in
>>74377678
Who is the guy in the top right blue corner?
>>74378052
Literally the exact same place.
What is the point in Alliance of the Libertarian-Left?
I think this is one of their popular contemporary pieces of literature, a compilation of various writings
http://radgeek.com/gt/2011/10/Markets-Not-Capitalism-2011-Chartier-and-Johnson.pdf
>One of the tactics I’ve taken up in the anarchist economics wars is to refer to our modern corporatist/mercantilist/lovecraftian mix of economic systems as “Kapitalism” and when referencing Ancaps go out of my way to use “Anarcho”-Capitalist and Anarcho-”Capitalist” as distinct labels. These have proved decent if not pretty effective ways of kicking a wedge into their thinking and forcing a degree of nuance into the discussion. But they’re distinctions primarily aimed at the willfully ignorant bullying Reds who – while certainly annoying – are nowhere near as atrocious as the out-and- out Vulgar Libertarians. The corporate apologists who actually approve of the modern cesspit the Reds call “Capitalism.” You know the ones. The contrarian brats who consider Somalia a utopia. The ones that fit the Reds’ stereotypes so hardcore that all intelligence is immediately sucked into an event horizon of “poor people obviously deserve to starve to death, screw ‘em” and “yeah, well after The Revolution we’ll put your family in death camps and expropriate all your stuff.” Well, by blessed typo I’ve stumbled across a very effective counter to them. Instead of referring to the behavior and dynamics of the free market, I refer instead to “a freed market.”
Whiny an-caps? Reluctant capitalists?
>>74387507
Chris Cantwell
>>74377678
Am I a meme?
>>74377678
These questions are contrived.
>>74381980
Link to your better alternative please
>tfw centrist
JUST
Really tought I'd be further to the right.
But this is fine.
>>74387990
>This is fine
>Literal cancer
What is the ball with an uppercase i on it?
>>74377678
Here's mine. I've shifted to more authoritarian since I last took it some 1,5y ago
Where do i stand guys?
what does it mean
>>74377678
Almost in the middle.
>>74388211
it means you're about as good as it gets
>>74388211
that you're voting for shillery
is this even good
>>74377678
What now, you bunch of fascists.
>>74388349
Seems fine to me lad.
>>74377678
wtf is this shit
am i a literal retard?
>>74381778
Bernie camp is more green than red.
>>74388521
I don't see anything wrong with that desu
the fuck is the hammer and sickle with a 4?
>>74377678
i got armstrong
>>74377678
Not surprised.
This test is SHIT, somehow I got placed with the Scottish National party when I don't agree with 90% of their fucking political ideologies
I do good?
/pol/ what do?
>>74388613
Trotsky aka the 4th internationale
Stalin = Moot and 4chan
Trotsky = Hot wheels and eight chann
I'm not even that capitalistic tbqh, I should be closer to the center
>>74377678
Pol is doing shitty things with my political views
I'm 3-4 cells less libertarian than half a year ago
>>74389193
Commit suicide faggot
>>74377699
Literally me.
>>74387137
>bottom right
>completely correct
damn...
>>74387137
I'm bottom right and into the violet shit
Wtf
This is the only appropriate guide
R8 me please
Did I dun do gud /pol/ ?
I was opposite the x Axis before I came here..
What am I? R8 me
I am fine with this.
>>74381042
Nice meme.
>>74384318
He'd be further up.
>>74385584
wew lad
le post le ebin dank memes
Codreanu did nothing wrong !
>>74386516
>Makhno.jpg
>>74387814
http://politicaltest.net/en/statistics
This is infinitely better. Political Compass used to be alright but now has the entire Republican party as more free market than Milton fucking Friedman, and of course we see how bad these results are. Use this test for accurate results
>>74380520
>You all don't agree with me even though you are more reasonable then me so therefore your a fag
>>74382469
Right wing on that spectrum is purely economical. More right wing = more laissez-afire
>>74386794
>Move further right
It means you're understanding economics better
B-but im not a leftist cuck. Well tbqh family i didnt even understand half the questions
>>74389193
Go back to Plebbit
>>74392582
than you're a moronic cuck
>>74377678
I have no right to judge others. They have no right to judge me.
>>74392854
>60% white cuckold nation with a black president
Translate all the questions to me in superior finnish language and ill do the test again cuckboi
>>74388901
Or perhaps you're not properly applying your fundamental beliefs into real world policies
>>74378980
This chart is exaclty me to the point 4chan thought I was uploading a duplicate file.
>>74390075
>spoiled children
relatively accurate for me
>consider my self right wing
>vote for ukip and tories
>this happens
>>74377678
This the first time I scored in the purple zone. I was getting deeper into green. Changing stance on taxes for the wealthy and making other stances more moderate made a huge difference.
Economic Left/Right: -5.0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.56
>>74396063
Yis
Kill the kikes
Damn, ancap is so retarded
r8 faggots
>>74377678
wtf am I doing here
>>74377678
The questions in this test are pretty bad, imo. "An advantage of the one-party state is it avoids bickering democracies have.." well, yeah, that doesn't mean it's worth it. What the fuck kind of question is that?
What's best for companies is ALWAYS what's best for everyone? Of course not always...who the fuck would say always with a straight face? There's going to be exceptions, that's the only thing you can /always/ say.
>>74392896
>they can kill their children in the privacy of their own home
>>74388425
Sargon plz go
>>74396985
Yea there are a lot of shitty questions.
>>74377678
sup scrubs
>>74396985
This guy know's what's up. The questions suck. Also same result.
>>74377678
Isn't there a better test? Always thought this one has too many ambiguous statements, I'm not sure my interpretation of some of those is the same for everyone else.
>>74377678
>cataloging your beliefs for the NSA
hahahah
oh boy, i am laffin.
>>74377678
Blue quadrant=best quadrant
>>74377678
Back in my day...
>>74397459
>wanting the 51 people to tell the 49 how to live in their own house
>>74392896
This
>>74394643
>>74381341
Hello my political brothers
What's with all the Green? Are you all Ancoms or something or is this a new meme?
r8 me
>>74397614
Boy, you sure made a spot on blanket statement with barely any information. Congratulations.
>>74397588
Explain?
>>74397835
>>74398005
Get out.
>>74377678
It seems I'm libertarian.
>>74397684
>>74397835
>>74398005
So you guys answered the questions ironically right? There can't be this many people on /pol/ in the red square unironically
>>74398270
nah was serious, why ?
>>74386794
Link to the center-top quiz?
>>74395536
I practically got the same one. Apparently believing that pollution should be regulated so corporations won't fuck landscapes and turn it into a nuclear wastelans is too "leftist" of an idea
Here I am famalam.
Where my whigbros at?
>>74397835
>>74398270
Did the test again, now thinking a little more about the questions, not much difference.
Btw... far blue is, just like far red, kike-zone
I'm pretty sure I'm not actually a socialist, though. Not even a hippy, last time I checked.
Gott mit uns. Anyone else score similar?
>>74377678
Didn't think I was that far right...
Am I red pilled yet guys?
What am i?
2 axis political graphs are retarded, this lumps me in with people I loath.
>>74386666
checked
>>74388636
Is that Senator Armstrong at the bottom right? kek
It's too true
>>74377678
What are those spooks?
I don't think this is very good test, there were a number of questions that were off.
>A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system.
Well no shit, doesn't mean I want a one party state.
>not in the blue?
>you might be a jew
>trotskyists less authoritarian than normal commies
good meme
>/pol/ hates hillary
>gets ass blasted when people don't have the same political compass as her
Call me an American fascists, my collectivist/protectionist form of Libertarian capitalism is basically what made America great in the first place.
>>74389193
>worst color
>all the way at the furthest corner away from anything resembling sanity.
You know what to do
>>74380520
Hey liberal cunt! Hope you enjoy your diversity over there in the center.
>>74377678
>Dude legal psychotropics and free cancer drugs lmao
>>74399689
>collectivist
>protectionist
>libertarian
>capitalism
>>74399331
I once took the test pretending to be Donald trump, I scored the same score economically with it being only one or two squares more authoritarian.
>>74399515
sauce on the cube?
>>74399515
What compass is that? Link plz
>>74397103
Are children defined as property? Even the most extreme libertarians would say no...well,
most of them
Nice
>>74399810
>>74399830
I've been searching for it for a year now and I cant find it again
I took it a while ago but never was able to find it again
>>74399807
Link plz
>>74377678
I get dead center every time.
Wat mean?
>>74399807
What test is this?
>>74387137
holy f this is so accurate
Rate niggers
Still support Trump though
>>74399799
>collectivist
As in, serving the collective that is the state by maximizing the collective's efficiency and benefit without jeopardizing one or the other.
>protectionist
The USA has pretty much always been a protectionist State, I see nothing wrong with protectionism except that it harms the global market, as a nationalist I do not care.
>libertarian
As in, extremely minimal regulations (think Hayek) and the like such as a lack of minimum wage.
>capitalism
What else would you call it?
>>74400087
>protectionism harms the global market
no, protectionism harms consumers in favour of businesses. its basically gibs me dat for companies
>>74399950
>>74399989
http://filteries.com/politics
This one allows you to shape society as you see fit, which to me seems far better than the survey style.
>>74399791
Who the fuck do I vote for
>>74377678
no god, or king, or boss
>>74400216
no one is forcing a gun to their head forcing them to pay extra for the foreign product.
If they just buy the similarly priced/cheaper product from their own country they will be fine.
>>74377678
>>74379787
BROTHER!
This is mine. Kind of predicted myself to be more right and down.
>>74378980
>>74393981
Are you both me?
>>74399807
That made my day, oddly enough.
>>74400408
I don't think you understand what protectionism is. Its your own citizens that are forced to pay higher price for local products instead of being able to buy cheaper products from abroad
>>74377678
Rate me please.
>>74399724
That's NatSoc, dude...
>>74399515
>>74399946
I've been scrounging all over for it as well, no luck at all finding anything though. Same with this triangle here, not sure if either exist anymore
I thought I was way edgier than this
Is it terminal?
>>74400743
dude weed
>>74400626
Here's trump's.
>>74400627
Again, I don't see how that harms them.
Use tariffs to make the prices equal or the foreign imports more expensive.
You might say it harms the consumer by directly raising the cost, but consider the fact that the economy shall benefit by keeping the wealth and the like within the nation.
We should never allow our own people and our own corporations to be subject to the economies and policies of other countries.
Therefore to me, anything that minimizes the potential losses and competition on a global scale while keeping competition and the like active on the national scale is very good.
>>74400626
Forgot pic.
Hmm
>>74400241
Thanks
>>74377678
GOVERNMENT STAY OFF MY LAWN!!!
REEEEEEE!!
>>74401030
if your company/product can't compete with foreign products by its own then they shouldn't even exist. Protectionism is anti-free market and harms competitiveness and the purchasing power of your citizens. If chinese products are beating your local products then that will drive your businesses to make a better product to compete. If your local markets have special treatment and no reason to make a better product because government helps them with subsidies and tariffs they will keep selling you their shit product and never bother to innovate
>>74400382
Just a government taking everything you make
how'd I do
>>74401580
Kike
>>74378052
I think I had a similar area
How memeworthy am I?
February 2016 on the left, today's result on the right. Fascinating.
>>74401580
Helicopter rides. Helicopter rides everywhere.
>>74401425
>if your company/product can't compete with foreign products by its own then they shouldn't even exist.
Again I disagree, competition within one's own country is enough. How can a well made but a bit more expensive product compete with a dirt cheap Chinese made product?
This isn't innovation, this is cutting corners and screwing our economy.
>Protectionism is anti-free market and harms competitiveness and the purchasing power of your citizens.
I am not one who is the cult of the free market, competition within the country is more than enough.
>If chinese products are beating your local products then that will drive your businesses to make a better product to compete.
No it'll drive you to make a cheaper product or to use the Chinese. This involves cutting many corners and ultimately screwing every member of the population. From the CEO to the poor man trying to buy the product.
>If your local markets have special treatment
It is not special treatment if all businesses within receive the same treatment.
>nd no reason to make a better product because government
Except for the competing businesses within the nation.
>helps them with subsidies and tariffs they will keep selling you their shit product and never bother to innovate
They will be forced to, because they will be competing completely with each other due to the majority of regulations being removed.
This unchaining of the economy by removing the regulations will go a long way.
Innovation will still exist. it will just not arrive due to stress from the global market.
Voting trump
>>74401580
10/10
What ideology/ies would you say you adhere to? What would you consider yourself?
Did I do good
This is the only alignment chart that matters
You know what I find fascinating? The questions you would think have an obvious answer to like: "The only social responsibility of a company should be to deliver a profit to it's shareholders"
Your gut reaction tells you "but muh pregnancy leave, muh sick days" and then you read Milton Friedman and it changes you, man. Hell, even "If economic globalization is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations." Implies regulations and tariffs on global trade would be "for humanity", but would that be the right option?
>>74385100
4chan is getting too popular sadly
Hasn't been
>secret club
for years though
>>74385967
Nah that sounds about right to me according to your results
I am Freedman.
>>74402121
USA imports far more than they export, you can't afford to be protectionist. If you want to compete with dirt cheap Chinese products you have to innovate. Just look at Germany, nobody is going to buy a dirt cheap Chinese car but they will buy an expensive Mercedes because their product is more innovative
>>74402797
I honestly think autarky should be strived for anyways.
Unchain the economy by destroying the regulations and you will see just how fast innovation is made.
>>74390075
I like the one with bottom right - mad max biker gang
>>74402528
>Satsuki
>Not authoritarian
Pick one.
Must have read some questions wrong: found myself a bit above Ghandi.
>>74402528
Chomskyites confirmed for literally Shinji
BTFO
T
F
O
>tfw people here would call me a nazi n shiet if I stated my beliefs in leafland
>tfw immigrant (flip)
feels weird man
>>74402528
How the fuck is this even determined?
>>74377678
I prefer a constitutional monarchy in which the monarch is only in control of defense, and the law but with restrictions
Monarchy will help ensure that good leaders stay in power and that important changes can be made quickly. The constitution will ensure the citizens are properly equipped to kick out the Monarch in the event that the people heavily disagree with the Monarch.
Also Capitalism and Nationalism because any country without those is stupid.
Can anyone explain to me how to summarize my political perspective and where exactly on this chart I am?
After looking at this closer, some parts of this test smell like loaded question bullshit.
I think even Ayn Rand, the most gung-ho Libertarian I can think of, supported the government penalizing businesses that commit fraud.
Is there an underlying goal/purpose i'm not seeing from the people that made this?
>>74402669
The questions on this test were clearly designed by leftists.
>>74403239
>moderate right
>flip
You guys truly are GOAT immigrants
>>74403486
You are a Tory who is halfway in the blue as far as authoritarianism goes.
Just describe yourself as a Neo-Tory or a High Tory with Liberal leanings.
Everytime.
>>74377678
The result of balancing my Libertarian beliefs with my Nationalistic beliefs.
>>74377678
So honestly how do I look
>>74377678
Purple mustard race?
![chart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rd1ycjD.png "chart[1]")
