/pol/ I have a problem. My Muslim friend and I have started to fool around and we're likely to start dating. Her family is extremely religious though, they force her to wear full hijab and everything. The mom is racist as fuck toward white people, the dad is a bit more chill. Basically the only way we can make this work is if we pretend she is/has converted me to Islam. That will win over her parents for sure because they fucking love converting people.
I will need to go to bomb church
I will need to wear a little hat
I will likely need to know a bit of trivia about boom bible.
Now honestly all that sounds fun as fuck. Like some kind of cartoon concept. I just want advice on making this work, how many times do I have to attack Paris? Also, once it starts will /pol/ want blogs about it? I think you guys might find it interesting.
>>74370373
I hope that pussy is worth it
>>74370937
She's a real qt. We've been friends for a long time and this was pretty inevitable. I doubt the parents are going to light me on fire and cut off my balls, I mean probably not. What's life without a little risk right?
>>74371149
Don't do it. Cut off all contact with her.
>>74371229
Unless you can get her to renounce her religion and you can safely get the fuck away from her family.
>>74370373
I weep for you.
>>74370373
They will kill you once you break up with her
>>74370373
Get her to leave Islam.
>>74370373
You go to mosque, learn their plans for world domination, and bring them back to us. Pretend to be Muslim convert. Use the doctrine of taqqiya against them. Then when it gets serious you move away from there and never see any of them again because they'll kill you.
>>74370373
>Going against his own ideals and civilisation to maybe get pussy
How more beta and pathetic can you be
God damn, is this site full of high school kids?
Have her move out and tell her parents to fuck off, you're supposed to be an adult to post here.
(I really need to quit coming here)
>>74371229
>>74371292
Not happening. My first name is Chris, if you see an article about a white boy via muslim murder in Canada, you'll know.
In a few years she's moving away from her parents. I've been trying to speed that along because holy shit Muslim parents are abusive as fuck. The stranglehold is tight though.
>>74371445
She likes the religion a lot but the way she follows it is honestly closer to Christianity. She just kind of likes Allah and tries to be a good person. Doesn't really eat only halal, she let me "trick" her into eating pork several times. The hijab is mostly a family thing. One of the good ones.
>>74370373
>being this desperate and thirsty for boom pussy
>>74371608
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
Become Christian yourself. Convert her.
>>74370373
>My Muslim friend
stopped reading
>>74370373
Make the valid point that if she does anything haram, she is an apostate and not a Muslim; therefore, she can date you as she has already committed haram by leaving the house alone for school or to hang out.
Likewise for her family, none of them are Muslims.
>>74371497
This.
Plus, OP can fuck her in the ass. It's normal in muslim communities, it's not really considered sex.
>>74370373
The boom bible is full of knock-knock jokes, just read it. And Paris needs to be attacked at least twice if you want to pretend to be a good mudslime - the attack has to make it at least to the local papers, but preferably to the TV.
Yes, regular blog would be appreciated.
>>74371466
infiltration is always a good choice.
Take full advantage of this situation.
Join them and "convert" and get them to do your bidding.
Create Canada ISIS cell and conquer the continent with political Islam.
Become the Sheik of Canada and get all the maple syrup and canuck pussy you could possible want.
>>74371608
>Trick her into eating pork
Does that mean blowjobs
>>74372082
No, but she did see my dick for the first time yesterday. First one she's ever seen. Shit's adorable. The second generation Muslims aren't what you think they are, /pol/, they're poor qts under the oppressive thumb of their first generation parents. Free them, break their chains with your dick.
There's only one way this can end.
Degenerate. It's you're problem, deal with it properly. You would rather play pretend, and lie, than be a man and be forward/blunt with your intentions. If you do this, you're willingly submitting to their rule and that's exactly what we don't need.
>>74370373
>Wanting to fuck sandniggers
Even sandniggers don't want to fuck sandniggers dude. You need to get better taste in women.
>>74370373
Fuck the shit out of her, record it and send it to her family.
I'll watch the news as Trudeau claims that Muslims aren't fucking barbarians, and that honour killings are a figment of our imaginations.
>>74370373
Make her wear Hijab, blow load all over her & it, come back with time stamp, we will help you at that point. Until then fuck off.
>>74372513
>Hey can I cum on your hijab and then take a picture of it so I can post it on a chinese neo-nazi forum so people can call me a coal burning faggot?
No one ever believes Muhammad girls want the D. They're so fucking repressed and starved for affection.
This sounds incredibly dumb
>>74370373
Convert her to the religion of the one true God of the father, son and Holy Spirit Op
>>74372724
Damn op, hope it works out. Post updates.
>>74370373
post pic of your gf so I can see if she's worth it or not
>>74372308
Just the lighting and costumes alone tells me this is a porno. Which one?
>>74370373
>My Muslim friend and i
stopped reading there
>>74370373
Not worth it for a shag mate, once you stop being a practicing pretend muslim, every muslim will want you dead.
>Boom Bible
Holy kek
>>74371149
>I doubt the parents are going to light me on fire and cut off my balls
How about drown you in a vat of battery acid
Dont trust religious fanatics you moron
Unless you can convince her to elope with you you should drop her like a hot potato
>>74370373
Converting to Islam is easy as shit, just say "I am a Muslim" and you're Muslim.
Don't do it.
>>74370373
Where is she from?
Is she a sandnigger?
>>74373790
I bet they caught you shitting in the street! I'm pretty sure any decent Muslim goes to the loo and washes their ass properly. They're clean freaks.
>>74372016
This.
Infiltration of Islamic communities has already begun.
Post pics op
>>74370373
You will find the right way insh'allah
>>74372376
>Fuck the shit out of her, record it and send it to her family.
this
>>74371608
>One of the good ones
She's not a Muslim at all, help her come to terms with that and move on. Then dump her ass and marry a white woman.
>>74371608
>If you see an article about a white boy via muslim murder in Canada, you'll know.
Do you honestly think that media in Canada is going to report that?
This reminds me of that gif where the skater boy takes a girls hijab off before her family comes with rocket launchers. I think it was from a Belgian short film, anyone have it?
>>74374158
It's the one that got Mia Khalifa famous. It will be pretty easy to find on any porn streaming site.
