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How are you redpilling your children?

For me so far, no electronics for my toddler. Tons of adult interactions in public, playing math/ space rock during bedtime, good nutrition, hanging upside down 30 mins a day meditating (to ensure his growth plates elongates)

Pic related: awoooo
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>falling for the children meme
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Mine is only 11 months old, so she needs to develop conversational skills first.

However, no TV, reading books, meals out of the house, tons of play-groups, etc.
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>>74356453
No meme, I'm already financial and romantically stable to have one
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My child watches about 6 hours of tv per day. Most of that time I'm on /pol/. I can't stop.
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Your kids are ugly af.

Anyways, i'm just won't vaccinate mine so she doesn't get autism
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>>74356756

>falling for the vaccines cause autism meme

Are you a dumb woman who watches trashy talk shows or something?
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We don't watch cable tv. Only netflix, so no commercials or MTV.

My daughter is six, she goes to a diverse school. On her own she gravitates to children that are more similar to her.

The extent of "Red Pill" life lessons is explaining what a lazy bum is, when she asks about the people holding signs alongside the road.

She knows to do well in school, get a good career, don't be like the lazy bums. Lazy bums cannot afford to buy my little pony toys.

That is enough motivation.
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>>74356453
Not a meme. It's tough for sure and it changes your life in ways unimaginable but it's all worth it to know you have made sure your genes will live on.
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>wanting to raise your children to be anti social autists
This board is so out of touch with reality
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>>74356871
Even if they don't, it still not healthy to inject a bunch of mercury in a baby
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>>74357102
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>>74357102
>your genes will move on

Not necessarily.
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>>74357132
Nah my toddler is getting tons of social interaction via hot sorority girls at work and my wife's social networks
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>>74357132
>Implying we're autists.
My little girl goes to a nice daycare and socializes everyday. We also take her out with us regularly.
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>all my sister got variants of ADHD
>two of them needed growth hormones because of dwarfism
>one of them has autism
>down heart problems of fathers side
I'm good desu
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>>74357572
Feels bad man. Raise a dog and cat instead
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>>74357504
>Denying your autism
I bet you feel superior to everyone around you because you visit this board
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>>74356539
>not doctor yet
degenerate brit genes
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>>74357389
You are not white
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>>74356375
Well, he likes playing with my phone, guess he likes the brightness and colors. I read to him daily, not really kids books more like fantasy novels. He still isn't talking yet, so I've been trying to get him to say mama and dada, but I digress. Hopefully when he starts talking and walking more we'll be able to interact a bunch with outside people. He's only a year old.
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>>74357650
At least I'm not white :^)
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>>74357735
:^3
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>>74356539
>tons
how many tons exactly? she must be a strong baby
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I put a speaker on the crib that blasts hitlers speeches on repeat
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>>74357805
>tons
Anon means a lot of play dates with other children.
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>>74357301
you are harming your child out of your own ignorance jungle monkey
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>>74357389
>my toddler is getting tons of social interaction via hot sorority girls
Enjoy raising a degenerate. How could you think college women are a good influence?
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>>74357301
Healthier than getting a dozen terrible and preventable diseases.
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>>74356375

I feed my teen sons healthy doses of /pol/ memes and have daily redpill discussions them on women, politics, race relations and finances.
It's been fun teaching them man skills.
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>>74356375
Idiot. If they dont learn it from you then they'll get it somewhere else.
Strict always fails.
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>>74356375
Nice pasta, bro
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>>74356375
You sound like a good father OP.
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>>74356756
Nice lookin kids.

here's mine, good lookin' like his dad.

>mother irish w/ green eyes
>me english/welsh/german w blue eyes, my father and brother also blue eys.

Boo yah, aryan baby complete.
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>>74358020
They arent, the constant flirting and bantering between him and them is pretty cute. You have to be there to see it desu. He's getting his dose of slaying before puberty
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>>74358035
How can she get these diseases if everyone else is vaccinated?
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>>74356375
I let them play Xbox, watch tv, bring Hr'm to dunkin donuts and let boy play with fake guns.

Love em to death
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>>74358095
But i made that pasta and post it only once a week :3
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>>74358126
he looks mexican
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>>74358163
do you seriously believe that everybody else she comes in contact with will be immunized? or every surface she touches will be clean? you really are the lowest of the low nigger
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>>74356375
Why is your son wearing a dress?
>Ensure HIS growth plate elongates
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>>74357301

Enjoy polio, favela monkey
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>>74356375
>redpilling a mudblood Eurasian toddler

All Eurasian females with white fathers always grow up to be huge whores. Nothing will unprogram her from this.
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>>74356375
Both our families are red-pillled as fuck. Cuban Chinese is a scary mix desu senpai.
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>>74358163
From the other subhuman apes like you who think not vaccinating is a good idea.

I'm some major cities in the USA, some easily preventable diseases thought to be dead are making a comeback from all the non-vacination idiots.
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>>74358267
Thats just a random hapa girl from instagram desu
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>>74356375
Aw :)


dont listen to this angry beta nerds OP, i hope your kids grow up big and strong
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My ex wife made fun of Donald Trump around my kids, saying he looked like an oompah loompah

My son repeated it, and right in front of her, I corrected him. I told him that everyone attacks Trump with insults, when they really should argue against his policy if they want to be taken seriously. I pointed out that nobody likes being picked on, but usually people don't mind if you have a differing opinion if you politely explain why you disagree.

The ex wife was noticeably cowed
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>>74356375
>hanging upside down to ensure her growth plates elongate

Nigger what?
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>>74357652
Don't we all? And
>Implying we aren't
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>>74357301
>thinking vaccines have mercury in them post 2001

So you are a dumb woman who watches trashy talk shows.
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>>74358226
He has a bit more of an olive colored skin to him, but his facial features are 100% me, no doubt about it. Even his folded over ears are mine, no one in the mother's family has them, it's a trait from my side.

But yeah, we made that joke already. Almost like mediterranean skin. Her grandparents are Czech, so idk. The instagram filter doesn't help, it makes it darker for sure.
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>>74358263
Well statistics would seem to indicate that he is correct. The number of vaccinated children dying from diseases they vaccinate for in the West is so minuscule you cannot even give a risk percentage for it, as it is in the single digits over the entire last decade.
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>>74356375

no TV

no to most movies (too degenerate)

home-schooling my oldest son

discipline, including physical

instill work ethic (chores)

tell them the truth, teach them right from wrong; traditional morality, traditional gender roles, etc.

basically, what normal fathers have been doing from the beginning of time
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>>74358533
I have some bad news anon....
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>>74358543
you stupid fucking leaf. i wont even explain to you where you went wrong, i'll leave your syrup filled head to find out
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Reminder to not create the 'forbidden fruit'
You need to expose your children to degeneracy in limited amounts so they realize its true nature on their own. Kids are naturally curious, so if you lock away that facet of society, it will only increase their desire.
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>The guys in this thread
I-I'm glad you all are happy
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>>74358375
OP is a faggot .
Maintaining a loving household with traditional values and gender roles is all that is needed to produce well adjusted offspring.
Trying to force your kid to be anything is just stupid, let them interact normally with other people and become who they are.
Dads just have to be around to show them right from wrong and serve as an example.
This board is full of right thinking individuals, did all of your dads train you from birth to think that way?
Or did your experiences form who you are?
Good luck to OP on raising a permavirgin.
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>>74358563
>basically, what normal fathers have been doing from the beginning of time

I was about to say, you're not doing anything revolutionary. I've been saying this for years. We've pretty much figured out the parenting thing.

>>74358611
If he didn't have the striking blue eyes, folded ears, and look like my twin, you would have an argument.

And the fact we did fertility, and he was conceived at 3:30 AM timed intercourse. Wife has PCOS.
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>save le white race maymay
>women is now 9 months pregnent

Wife is ready to drop sometime this week give it to me straight lads how badly am i doomed.
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>>74358126
Your child is literally a shitskin, which means you're either a nigger, a race-mixer or a cuckold. Leave /pol/ and never come back.
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>>74358691
Virgin detected
Your jelly is strong and opinions disregarded
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>>74358563
Gee, it's almost like being an actual dad is enough to raise good kids.
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You can only post in this thread if your kids are white and if the mother of your kids is still with you. Me and the mother of my child are both of Irish bloodlines.
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>>74356375
Are you trying to have the first child to have adult onset autism?
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Don't leave me hanging here you street shitters this will be my first child.
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>>74358757
You're going to love it. Boy or girl?
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>>74358455
OP is Dale Cooper
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>>74358805
>Dat projection doe
My wife and I will soon be welcoming our third beautiful white baby into our traditional loving (and paid for) home.
Don't worry anon, you'll find love someday
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>>74358126
Nice Aryan babies, here's mine. So many neets on here that'll never know the joy of replicating yourself. Though I do feel sorry for you poor bastards that had girls.
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>>74358927
Crossed its legs during both Ultrasounds (no bullshit) it is already trolling me.
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>>74358826
Ape shaped jaw prognasticism

Irish are truly white niggers

Nice hair tho, make sure he breathes only through his nose and not his mouth
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>>74358757
>not being confident about having a baby
>concern over being 'doomed' to do your evolutionary duty

Bruh r u srs? You had 9 months to sort out your feelings about this why the fuck are you asking us how "doomed" you are?
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>>74359017
Don't post but if you guys saw my 5 year old girl and 8 year old boy you would think they are models!
Which they are to be soon
capitalize baby!
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>>74356756
0/10
Try harder next time
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>>74358826
Reporting in, raising kids in a loving home is the most honorable thing any of you should ever strive for
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>>74359017
feelsgoodman
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>>74356618
>brown hair on children
Who is the mutt?
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>>74358779
DNA test please.
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>>74358748
Mmm hmm, keep telling yourself that. A DNA test won't hurt, will it?
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>>74359056
>Bruh r u srs?

Yeah nah not really i'm just yanking your chain.
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I cant believe some of you faggots actually convinced someone to have kids with you. If I had kids I'd stay the hell away from this place, you must be real pieces of shit.
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>>74358153

>Encouraging promiscuity

Hopefully he doesn't hit you up for money to pay the child support
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>>74359032
Lol well I had a girl. My kid is only 3 months old right now, but I will say its been the best 3 months of my life so far. Just don't watch when it destroys your wife's pussy crawling out or you'll never want to fuck her again.
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>>74359206
Oh shit I was only kidding you but now I'm serious, that kid is Hispanic bro, no doubt about it. DNA test man, asap. Don't be cucked anymore.
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>>74359416

Ikr, it's like watching you favourite pub burn down.

Enjoy, the first 6-12months are the best.
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>>74356375
>math/ space rock
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>tfw I have the whitest kid here
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>>74359213
did you even read the text on the picture?
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>>74359416
You are right

Guys don't also know women shit while giving birth

I saw both and one time her taking a dump.

Sex life blowssssssssssss ahahhaha
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>>74357102
>it changes your life in ways unimaginable
Maybe you're just really stupid
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>>74359035
You'll be glad you had us white niggers one day. I don't see the Aryans/Germanics lasting very long. You'll probably have to clone more after they go extinct during WW3
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>>74356375
>good nutrition
So are you feeding the children with meat filled with hormones and anti-biotics, or rather pure food? Had to ask this after I saw your flag.
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>mfw my sister had TWO kids with an abusive turk, so now I have to live at her house while she's going through legal so that he doesn't come in the middle of the night and steal the kids

no mixing allowed
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>>74357132
its a bait thread
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>>74359503
They are but then after 5-6 gets good agin
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>>74358418
Excellent job of instilling proper train of thought in the young mind. Although by the sounds of the ex and the probable joint custody kids only gonna be half decent
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>>74356375
>math/space rock during bedtime
Had me up until that part.
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>>74358362

They're making a comeback from fucking immigrants bro. Mexicans are bringing literally the plague.
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>>74358691

This is correct.

It doesn't take much to distinguish your kids from the masses. Two parents who are involved and set strong boundaries are more than most kids get.

Please don't do things like ban electronics or home school because that'll just make your kid a weirdo and more likely to be overwhelmed when they're on their own.
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>>74356375
>Putting your kids on Instagram
>not a piece of shit
Pick one
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>>74359416
>Just don't watch when it destroys your wife's pussy crawling out or you'll never want to fuck her again.

kek
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I'm not posting my kids on /pol/ of all places. Fuck you OP
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>>74356375
One of the few things you can do a shitty job at, but possibly still end up with decent kids. It's important, but there isn't really one way to do it.
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>>74359416
She's having a water birth so apparently i wont get to see much but i'm sure i will be stuck with your mental image in my head when it comes time.
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>>74359769
See >>74359579
>>74359503
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>>74359635
We kept the whole thing out of court, so there's no custody arrangement

Plus i homeschooled them for the first 5, 7, and 10 years of their lives so i think they will turn out okay
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>>74359916
There is hope for you kiwi bro.
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>>74359603
Why not let him have them, they're not white after all.
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>>74356375
Why do you think it's bad for kids to be on electronics? My daughter turned 2 yesterday and she knows how to turn on and find her favorite apps on our smart phones. The way I look at it is its endless knowledge. We have several educational games for her to play. She can already play trials on my xbox. We still take her on walks and play outside a lot. She also gets a lot of social interaction as my mother in law runs a day care and my wife's family is massive.
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We've got a two month old girl, plan on having more kids in the near future. What is most important is just having a stable, loving, traditional family/household for them to grow up in. We will teach them traditional family values such as roles of mommy and daddy, respect and discipline towards adults, chores, faith, etc. We are going to try and find a homeschool group so they can interact with other kids while avoiding the brainwashing that is public education. When they are ready, we will tell them about the degenerate things going on these days, why it's wrong and how it's destroying our society. My kids will not have Smartphones, we will not have cable TV. I will provide most of what we eat via hunting and gardening and my kids will help so that they understand what real food is and the concept of how it gets to the table for dinner; this will also teach the boys how to literally provide for the family.
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>>74360439
Better hope she doesn't turn into a "screen child" that is addicted to phones, tv, and laptops.
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>no electronics for toddler
But why? You teach you children to be prepared for the world. The world is electronics.
You can still take them to the park.
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>>74356375
Make sure you read her a good bed time story anon
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>>74360913
This.
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>>74360439

My friend's big brother has an... interesting child. The boy is 6 or something and he's sitting in front of his computer for 24/7 watching 3 screens and hardly ever communicating with anyone.
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>>74360913
Or a slut.
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>>74360439
Tapping apps isn't learning how to do things. It becomes instant gratification, looking for easy shit.

Neal Stephenson wrote about this 20 years ago in The Diamond Age: Or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer. The lower classes are basically illiterate, only able to function by selecting emojis.

Limit shitty electronics. Force them to use things with keyboards, at a minimum. Disable audio, speech, and touch input, force them to read and write.
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>>74358748
>german/irish child
>shitty olive oil skin
Are you sure that you are not kurdish?
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>>74359017
Your son looks like he might have a nice, manly cleft chin when he grows up. Is it in the family?

If I ever pull my shit together I'd like to start a family of myself, maybe make sure my children don't go wrong where I did.
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>>74356375
>be really good at csgo
>play on alternative account (lower rank)
>meet younger players
>red pill, make them hate mudslimes
>they spread it
>like 40 kids are now openly anti-muslim and are pissed about europe
Feelsgoodman
Can i have a job in the ministry of propaganda trump?
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>>74360832
I have a 2 year old, all that you said sounds good anon and I am doing the same for the most part. One difference though I have already let my child play with and operate a smart phone/tablet under supervision. It's incredible how quickly young minds adapt to these things. Obviously you can't just hand a child the keys to internet and hope for the best, but its VERY important they grow with technology and stay in the loop of how things work. In 20 years things will be very different.
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>>74356375
>no children
>too ugly to probably ever have a kid
If I do, then I'll homeschool him/her and teach them how the world works
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First time mommy of 6 days here, twin girls.

>stories before bed nightly
>can watch baby programs on TV; timed TV sessions as they get older
>supervised internet usage
(I don't think cutting them off from electronics/media altogether will be effective)
>designated chore days
>designated outing days
>homework after school daily
>TRY to attend mass every Sunday
>participate in at least one artistic extra-curricular (pref dance) and one sport
>healthy eating habits; teach them cooking early
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>>74356375
>hanging your toddler upside down

Complete retard detected.
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>>74362043
Sounds good, but no DESIGNATED SHITTING DAYS?
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>>74361928
Doing man's work there.
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>>74359487
Nah,looks white 2 me
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>>74356618
>fucking illegals having children
>based blonde woman looks at camera thinking "couldn't you have had them back home in mexico?"
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>>74362043
Nice plan. Now let's see how it actually works when they aren't just a week old.
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>>74362043
>kids
>having a plan for them
LMAO that'll work exactly how you want it to
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I want children to redpill but I don't want to go outside and can't talk to girls. I wish I had a sister.
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>>74356375
Read them the god emperors children book as a bedtime story.
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>>74356375
Limited, but visible, interaction with minorities.
My wife watches crime shows a lot. It didn't take the kids long to notice that certain demographics are more likely to get arrested, and at school, certain demographics are more likely to cause trouble.
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>>74357355
This, you gotta make sure that your kid doesn't fall victim to any Marxist degeneracy that would make them not have kids too. Then all of your hard work will have been for nothing.
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>>74361928
does csgo allow custom sprays on walls like TF2 did?
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>>74358543
>clear rational argument re herd immunization

>>74358631
>LMAO LEAF KEK KEK

Moot was right, we really are the worst posters.
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>>74356375
Not having them.
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>>74358020
Some sororities are pretty righteous and promote traditional values, thats why ugly feminists hate them so much.
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Good thread right here, I hope we have more like it.

My boy just turned 1 in March. I work from home and also take care of him, daycare in Vancouver is at least 1200$/ mo for inferior care. One thing I would like more of is to have him play with other kids his age.
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>>74356375
>growth plate elongated

What in the fuck
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>>74358126
That baby is black as shit, son
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I telly kids the truth. That's really it. My daughter asked why the black children in her class act out more than the white kids and I told her why.
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>>74359538
Perhaps, but it's poor
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>>74362234
They're not even home yet :( but obviously the list is intended for when they're older and able to do those things.
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>>74362366
>I wish I had a sister.

W-what do you m-mean anon?
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All i do is sit my daughter in front of the TV and put on Nazi Germany documentaries on Netflix and watch them with her.
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>>74359538
>piercing a baby
literally only shitskins and retard poors do this
why not give her the choice?
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>>74363002
I am autism-normie translator so i can take this one. He means she has kids, and he has a good relationship with them an redpills them. HFA really has its perks sometimes
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My wife's son likes it when I show him the angry frog memes. He thinks its funny when I randomly go REEEEEEE
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>Literally posting pictures of your kids on 4chan of all places

lmao ISHYGDDT
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>>74361456

You nazi fruitcake.
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>>74363235
Apparently Mexicans are really into this, it's a cultural thing and they get super pissed if you try and tell them it's stupid.
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>>74362223
They're Asian, look at the last hashtag
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My 100% purebred white master race offspring with my 100% purbred border collie while grilling on a cool summer day and enjoying being white.

Not gonna redpill my son but just make sure that he has all the facts and none of the bullshit.
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Little girls are cute
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Teach your children good values.
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>>74364329
>soda
fatass detected
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>>74364641
nice projection there pedo cancuck

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/child-sex-tourism-continues-to-rise-in-canada-and-abroad-study/article29988809/
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>>74364329
Do you live in a store?
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>>74365093
>Not drinking beer
What color is your bow, dandy?
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>>74365251
I live right off one of the main streets, have you never lived in a city before?

>>74365536
I usually drink sam adams but I had to drink whatever was in the fridge this time.

all these cucks mad they can't reproduce.
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>>74357021
>Netflix
>literally consuming kike pre-selected media
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>>74365724
Good choice. I usually drink Sierra Nevada Pale Ale or their IPA.
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>>74357815
Only good reply in this thread.
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>>74357750
>he likes playing with my phone
stop that shit right now. Jesus Christ I can only imagine how hopelessly addicted to those personal trackers the future is going to be.
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>>74357750
a year old and doesn't talk? my son is 11 months and talks and walks and says mama dada all kinds of shit.
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>>74360053
>Homeschools children for a decade
What do you do for money, bro? I like this in theory, but how does anyone have time for it?
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My kid is two months old and he already knows how to read, operate an AR, gut a fish, build a computer, and we just finished the last chapter of Calc 3 together.

Pic related, he's the one in the middle that just beat two faggots 72 times his age in the hundred meter dash.

P.S. He's adopted.
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>>74363799

That's the moral of that comic book, to love God and Jesus above all else.
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>>74356375
Take them to the zoo: ugly peruvians are called lamas (they look like some mexicans) and blacks well.... you know, my dad showed us that and we learned about black guys from the murdering or shooting news
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>having children
be prepared for the "dad I'm a genderfluid and this is Tyrone my boyfriend." moment
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>>74364329
Your son is a dead ringer for my own, at least from that vantage point. He's 15 months old now, and lacks a border collie.
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I refuse to believe /pol/ has kids

fucking kek

jajajajajaj
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I will never have kids
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>>74368869
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>>74368663
Well fell for our own memes
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