Here is a /pol/ approved map of food in Europe.
>>74342459
Replace food with Muslims and you're good
Yup, except Bongolia should be in the toxic belt as well.
>>74342526
Fake
muh pasta
>real food
>fake meatballs
>>74342646
Nope I'll dump for ya
>>74342689
>swede talking shit about italian food
go back to eating your rotten fish and black cock
>>74342646
>America
>fake pizza
I thought pizza was invented there desu
>>74342459
>UK
>having anything worthy of the name food
Restaurants by immigrants don't count.
>>74342459
I'll have you know we're supposed to be in literally tasteless.
>>74342646
Still doubting?
>>74342459
I agree
>>74342646
One last GIF for ya syrupfag
>>74342459
I can confirm this
>>74342922
how does this happen??
>>74342526
God damn it. I came here to post about the muzzie invasion. Why'd you take my glory?
>>74342459
The US invented pizza, sport.
>>74342855
This. Does Italy even have pizza?
>>74342459
The radius of each of those is too big. Should be at least halved to capture true Italian spirit.
>>74343055
Krabby patties
>>74343105
EU invented the US
>>74342526
Where'd you get those videos of Randalin?
Give me the goods pleeease.
>Bretagne
>Tasteless
>>74342922
>>74343055
>>74343164
and why do I want to have sex with it?
>>74343164
KEK
>>74342459
But they don't drink coffee on the continent, it's just hot tapwater with bad plumbing.
>>74343164
toothpaste knows his comestibles
Well, clearly nations that can grow lots of delicious fruits and vegetables are going to have better cuisine than places that can only grow potatoes and meat.
But I do think places like the UK, (as well as Eastern Europe and Scandinavia) get a bit of an unfair reputation. It's like "Oh they suck at making pizza and they drink putrid coffee," well you're not in Italy. Have some ale or cider and shut the fuck up.
The reality is that in the UK we've never really had much of a thing for dining out until recent years. You got fish and chips, beer, or maybe a fry-up for pennies at a cafe. Nobody went to a restaurant or café like they do in continental Europe.
Most of the nice British or Irish dishes are things that basically have to be made at home. Granted, most people don't bother doing them anymore and there isn't the same appreciation for cooking in the UK. But stews and roast meats are made to be eaten at home.
>>74343190
No, the US invented the EU
>>74343190
Touche.
>>74342459
Surströmming is literally god tier. Silly dagos
>>74342459
Went to Italia last year (toscana), we ate in restaurants every evening. While they have a nice cuisine, the cooks themselves are average at best. 60% of pasta you eat in restaurants you could as well make yourself and it would taste as good. Pizzas are a bit better. If you take fish in, you've also summarized all meals you actually get in restaurants. We were there for 7 days and had pizza three times, pasta twice and fish twice (or something like that), because it's literally the only thing they serve you in restaurants that doesn't suck (Italians have no idea what to do with meat).
>>74342459
British breakfast is god tier, though
>>74343498
I agree
What a bullshit map
Best french food is from the north
>>74342459
>dutch food
>fattening
>when we're the tallest and almost healthiest people on the planet
>>74343498
rotten fish that smells like shit sure is good cuisine
>>74342459
Hurr durr we have pizza and pasta we're the best, everyone else is shit. Yeah, nah.
Too generous. The culinary despair line should be much lower, sparing only a bit of France and Spain.
>>74342459
What does italy know about food? Pasta is fattening and unhealthy as fuck.
Fish, vegetables and meat is real food.
>>74342459
>tasteless
You wanna rumble m8?
>>74343944
>tallest
>self reported
GTFO FAGGOT
>>74343221
Got them all from GIF, there's an entire thread on her
>>74344277
Natural selection, baby. Manlets don't breed here. Only the tall will pass their genes.
We've grown 20cm on average in the past 200 years.
>>74342459
My God, amazing
>>74342459
Fun Fact:
Pasta is actually fake noodles.
Why do you hate our food so?
It's just potatoe and fish
>>74344244
>Pasta is fattening and unhealthy as fuck.
Carbs are evil right? Pasta is perfectly healthy and nutritious. It's not even particularly high in calories.
>>74342459
dub_s confirms
>>74344444
fish suck
>>74344369
Dinaric Alps. Fuck off.
>>74344444
checked
Fish and potatoes are really nice tho.
Daily Reminder the English invented Lasagne.
Original Receipt in 'The Forme of Cury' by the Chief Master-Cook of King Richard II, c1390 (Cury 1390)
Loseyns:
>Take gode broth and do in an erthen pot, take flour of payndemayn and make þerof past with water. and make þerof thynne foyles as paper with a roller, drye it harde and seeþ it in broth take Chese ruayn grated and lay it in disshes with powdour douce. and lay þeron loseyns isode as hoole as þou mizt and above powdour and chese, and so twyse or thryse, & serue it forth.
>>74344444
>>74344544
>mad american manlet
Need some pump shoes bro?
>>74342459
>/pol/ approved
How about no you Bosnian faggot.
>>74344444
>>74343385
this, we just don not do restaurant tier food in this country, we have so great home cooked/pub food but we really dont do anything fnacy.
>>74344466
Its still shitskin food.
>>74343498
this is bait
>>74344935
>Italians are shitskins
Stop this awful meme
>>74343498
Is this the one they make with caustic soda?
Or the one which is essentially semi rotten?
>>74345161
Semi rotten, we got the lye one.
It's not that bad
>>74342526
>>74344988
It ain't you fucking dago.
>>74345382
Isn't that basically rotten fish? Ffs Sweden, we too have canned fish, but it's generally smoked and always preserved in oil
>>74344444
Quints confirm, fish and potatoes is the best meal.
>>74345382
are those hairs in the bottom left quadrant? gross
>>74342922
ayy she needs a anti-nigger forcefield
>>74345479
I think it's a fishbone
>>74345452
Have you even tried it dago?
>>74345561
I only smelled it and it was enough. Maybe blended in with other foods is not bad, but the smell is off putting
>>74342459
You never came to France, did you ?
>>74342459
>fake pizza
>Italians still salty about losing the World Pizza Cup in their own country to an American
Guess I shouldn't be surprised at how salty you are since your pizza is literally a saltine with barely any cheese and some olive oil drizzled on it.
>>74345627
>the smell is off putting
Weak blood is weak blood my dago friend. Anyway, the smell does not represent the taste. The taste is much more superb. "Salt and sour"
>Maybe blended in with other foods
You generally only eat surströmming on flatbread with potatoes and onions.
WE WUZ ANCIENT ROMAN PASTA N SHIET
>>74345820
no one but mobile scooter driving ameriblobs believe american pizza is anywhere near Italian pizza but if it makes you feel better you can believe it :^)
>>74342646
lol those toolbars
>>74345956
>believe american pizza is anywhere near Italian pizza
No one believes that. In fact, we believe the opposite, that Italian pizza belongs in the garbage. Apparently your countrymen believe it as well, or have you already forgotten how we thrashed you in your own country and I don't just mean the war?
http://www.pri.org/stories/2015-02-25/how-tony-gemignani-shocked-pizza-world
>>74346064
>American pizza chef
>Tony Gemignani
100% pure anglo-saxon-german american directly descendant from Brit settlers
>>74345956
i have to side with my amerifat friends on this day, your pizza is crap, crispy to the point of being painful to eat and has more olives/olive oil than chesse 0/10 would not eat again.
>>74346064
you are full of shit and i've tasted both
>>74345000
Go home wog
>>74346148
>Born and raised in Fremont, CA
>Not 100% American
Stay salty, dago. Just remember that Italians always finish second to Americans, except in sex. Then you finish first by a wide margine because you're two pump chumps.
>>74346231
Contests say otherwise, frogboy. You can stay in the garbage too, snail eater.
>>74343612
>went to toscana
>italians have no idea what to do with meat
either you literally only ate in typical restaurant for tourists or you just said one big giant pile of bullshit.
>>74345903
Is it anything like normal pickled herring?
>>74343257
rare
>>74346234
Full British my man, Blond hair, green eyes, pale skin. Even have British Citizenship by descent.
I just got back from Catania, food poisoned while there. It fucking sucks.
The best food i've had was in Spain by an italian family.
I remember the first time I ate proper Italian food. It was like finding God after a lifetime of despair and meaninglessness. You have no idea how it feels to appreciate real food after subsisting on the shit we Brits eat.
>>74346218
>i have to side with my amerifat friends on this day
>brit flag
opinion discarded
>>74346258
>Stay salty, dago. Just remember that Italians always finish second to Americans, except in sex. Then you finish first by a wide margine because you're two pump chumps.
you keep telling yourself that Tyrone, in the real world, when people think about pizza, they think about Italy, not the abomination you call "pizza"
american food is a joke
stay assblasted
>>74343105
>The US invented pizza, sport.
Ignores the fact that the Romans ate Pizza, 1500 years before America was discovered.
>>74346379
>being this upset that your national dish has been cucked by America
Don't worry, wop. You're not the only one cucked by the long dick of America. Hell, the Aussies got so cucked in WW2 they kicked us out of their country.
>>74346258
>Just remember that Italians always finish second to Americans, except in sex
holy shit this is some british-tier level of delusion
>>74342459
>>74344753
Yanko is a bulgarian and he is a fag who got his shitty unfunny mockinfographics to internet fame by using the word "prejudice". I am truly sorry for his embarassing antics, and hope he gets prostate cancer within the next 2 months.
>>74346452
>being this upset that your national dish has been cucked by America
that's a nice delusion you got there
literally nobody thinks this in the whole world, but I'm not gonna convince you otherwise, living on delusions is the mark of the true american patroit, US #1, etc...
>>74346508
>that's a nice delusion you got there
>literally nobody thinks this in the whole world
I literally already proved to you otherwise. You can't even win pizza contests against America in your own country. Stay cucked.
>>74346554
a single pizza contest won by an Italian-American proves nothing, and you know why?
because at the end of the day, when people hear about american pizza, they laugh, when they hear about Italian pizza, they salivate
>>74346258
>Contests
wow an italian won a single contest !
why are you agressive btw ? we dont like your food so what ? it wont affect you in any way
>>74346554
Have you ever been outside of the US? Acapulco doesnt count.
US pizzas are decent but very fatty and a guilty pleasure, italian pizzas are seriously god tier.
>>74346614
>>74346639
>single
>8 years in a row is single
Wew lads
>>74346653
I was stationed in Naples for two years.
>>74345820
italian pizza is a pizza
american "pizza" is a pie
>>74342855
It's from Napoli... in Italy
>>74346443
America tends to ignore history in general, which is why they fell for the "oy vey iz mir poor jude" routine.
>>74342890
>>74342872
both of you should be under 'minty fresh'
>>74342459
We might be shit at making food but we're one of the best at fermenting it.
>>74342459
> Fake pizza
Fucking what.
> fake pasta
Fucking what.
> real food
Fucking what.
>>74343227
Putting salty butter everywhere doesn't make you a culinary genius.
Although I'm triggered by Gascony not being in real food.
>>74347006
if you want to play the cliché card with bretagne say crepes everywhere you twat
>>74343612
You did not have the giant chest sized steaks in central Italy. There are like the fucked hugest steak I have ever had. They would give a Texan tears of joy.
Cote de something, but it is big. Then give the dog the bone. The French have no idea what to do with basic beef cuts, but they don't like heart disease so whatever.
>>74343657
It's hp sauce eggs and beans. U serious
why don't Americans just stick at things they're actually recognized for being good at, like barbeques and stuff
pizza is literally meme food, there's an art behind it but it's something that's going to be good most of the times, you can hardly fuck it up so bad it doesn't taste good, while barbeque from what I've seen can get quite intricate(like pulled pork)
>>74344444
This post made me sad.
>>74342459
Wow, rude
>>74343612
>>74346260
-bistecca fiorentina
-tagliata
-10e40 kinds of cold cuts, one better than the other
you just got well fucked because you're a tourist
>>74345673
agree with this, france, spain and portugal do have pretty nice food
>>74345382
Dry toast and onions? Hilarious
>>74342855
Might as well have been. American > Italian and anyone who disagrees is a pretentious nigger.
I've been to Estonia which is at the edge of this shit meme map, and I really liked the food there as well as my friends.
In a place they served me this creamy cheese with some particular bread with nuts and I fell in love, wish I could easily find it here.
>>74345820
Yeah his store is in San Francisco fucking delicious pizza, little salt in the dough so good. No sugar added
>>74346364
Poor and flyover state Americans get this experience too. Especially when cuisine is Olive Garden restaurant
>>74343227
>Bretagne
>not Breizh
>mfw european sissy boys have to eat spaghetti and drink faggoty liquids like wine
>mfw european sissy boys are triggered at the thought of roast beef and a good pint of ale in a pub
Come here and give me some of that boypussy, I'll make a woman out of you and treat you right.
>>74346684
Naples is the butthole of Italy. You saw jack shit
>>74346949
Italian wine best wine
>>74342459
Pizza was made in Murica, you dumb nigger.
>>74342526
Weird as fuck, kys.
>>74342459
That's bullshit. Spain, France, Portugal and Greece got pretty good food too, in that order.
>>74342459
>Made by Italy
>/pol/ approved
What happened to
>Italian
>White
>>74347257
You just cook a hog low and slow for like 4-6 hours. Then you pull it apart. Bingo it tastes good.
Poor herbs du province on it and some salt, or a wet smokey Kansas sauce or a golden Carolina sauce. Honestly just cook meat slow add flavor packet.
American food is more about sloooooow cooked meats and some forginers sauce added to it
>>74344444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM
>>74347789
We don't make wine but:
Irish whiskey best whiskey
Irish stout best stout
Irish poitín best poitín
Irish cider best cider
Irish cream best creme liqueur
>>74347912
How much salted pork and espresso can your anus possible stand anon? The WHO already told us that we are all getting ass cancer from hotdogs and beers at baseball games
>Italian "cuisine"
>>74348009
These are true facts. You have mastered cloudy day beverages
>>74348113
That is the trendiest fucking thing in western America right now
>>74348113
welp it's 12:24 here and that triggered my stomach, I think I'll make some classic spaghetti all'amatriciana now
>>74348113
... That looks pretty tasty anon
>>74342459
>italy
of course we keep giving them food
>>74348113
that's a fucking nice looking pizza
>>74348303
still paying reparations for the punic wars?
>>74348113
Noice
>>74342459
>Italy
>Best food in the world
Ok, can you tell me an italian dish that is not made of Pasta?
Because under my opinion you fagots are absolutely clueless about cuisine and you have shit taste if you think Italy is the best country for eating.
>>74342459
>Comparing Spain and Portugal with UK
>Implying italians don't buy a lot of spanish products and sell them more expensive.
>>74342459
>Mamma mia pizza pasta!
>good food
The purpose of food is that you eat it so you dont die of hunger. Italians and other southern European degenerates are too focused on pleasure with your warm weather and good food. No wonder you guys are so ineffective
>>74348387
idk but we have a lot of deals since the roman thing
Noice food
everybody knows Imperials can't cook. Orcs best chefs in Tamriel.
>>74347755
I've been to Rome, Naples, Genoa, Venice, and Messina. I have eaten pizza in all of them, I had some great pizza in Italy, but the pizza here is honestly better. Just stay away from Pizza Hut tier bull shit and you'll see how good American pizza can be.
>>74348453
Boar filled ravioli, get fucked.
>>74348480
Nord please keep your opinions to mead
>western balkans
>mostly safe to eat
kek
>>74348512
>t.Uzgakh gro-Muzgub
>>74348524
>american education
>>74342459
Can confirm, finnish food is absolute dog shit, and is literally dangerous to your ability to stay alive
>>74342459
Italian food is peasant food .
Look at Pizza. It's made with cheap dough, scraps and it uses tomato sauce because you can water that down.
Austrian and French cuisine are the best.
Britain OBJECTIVELY has the best breakfast
>>74342459
I agree with this map
>>74342459
How is aesthetically tasteless worse than literally tasteless?
Pic related. Nr. 1 food.
>>74348524
That is pasta you brainless retard.
>Brittany
>Fattening and tasteless
As a Breton, I have to agree. It's not bad, it's just normal, in comparison to Italian cuisine we are inferior.
I, for one, welcome our new Roman overlords.
>mfw everyone has better food but we have the better chefs
You faggots WISH you had Ainsley
>>74348691
You indeed have a great breakfast.
Coffee biscuits and bacon is all I need.
that's american biscuits, not cookies.
>>74348691
God save the queen
>>74348691
Needs some pickled bell pepper m8.
>>74348745
Looks like cat food with a potato and carrots
>>74348691
Yes
>>74348768
Celts aren't supposed to make food. We're supposed to let it ferment and drink it later.
>>74348113
Actually that's a proper margherita pizza and the blackened areas on the crust indicates that it was baked in an actual wood / coal heated stone oven. That pizza would taste awesome desu.
>>74348780
I'm pretty sure Norway have better Chefs than GB, at least in terms of competitions. Actually, Norway and France are top 2.
>>74348453
Risotto,polenta, fish soups, bagna cauda, parmigiana and other thousands
>>74348869
True, but in terms of taste it's nr. 1
What are you, French?
>>74348872
Butter, potatoes and cider. That's all we need.
Pretty accurate, though I'd put Spain under "mostly safe"
>>74348780
Why did you photoshop that nigger in
>>74348927
Gnocchi.
>>74348927
>pollenta
You ain't stealing mămăligă you faggotini.
>>74342459
German food is fattening, but it is in no way tasteless. It is God tier.
>>74342459
France, then Italy and then the UK have the most Michelin star restraunts in the world.
> aussies don't know 'bout my okroshka
> every person who tried it prefers it to gazpacho on every hot day of the year
You are missing out "non-toxics"
>>74342459
accuarte
>>74347918
This.
>>74349000
Oh shit, I had that. It was fucking tasty.
instead of bantering, post the rest of those pictures, they are hilarious
>>74349040
Where do you have that from?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michelin_starred_restaurants#uk
>>74343190
Top bants
>>74348113
This pizza looks delicious and really hand made tbqh and not some kind of disgusting frozen pizza you would get in the US.
Although Italy does well for pastas, pizzas and other junk food, top tier cuisine is in France obviously
THE FOOD IN THIS FACKIN' THREAD IS RAW
>>74348745
oh god i want to puke...
>according to italy
>everything in italy is good
>things on the border are okay
>everything else is shit
cool unbiased map you have there
>>74349157
Dalmatian version with pašticada is even better
>>74348983
The only yuropean food everybody knows here is Italian food. OP is the truth
Nobody has every heard of finland food
>spaghetti, garlic sauce, pizza and raviolis are sold in every grocery store
>there are no italians in my area
>there are no white ppl here
>>74349266
The looks deceive
>>74348113
>island cheese bubbles
Is it not cool to evenly distribute it or something?
>>74348113
>Lithuanian thinks it's edgy and ironic
>Gets complimented for the pic
You have to go back
>>74349246
top tier cuisine is Valencia and Northern Italy. French food is almost as bad as ours.
>>74348872
gauls had great food, roman cunts were in love with our charcuterie
Lets get real. Those french cunts may not know how to wage war anymore, but they did and DO have the best cuisine, The word cuisine is literally french,
>tartar
>foie gras
>their dlicious onion soup
>baguette
>croissants
>oysters
>mussels in white wine sause
>meat a la bourgogne
I can continue.
Italian food is the peasant version of french food
>>74349385
Ikr did he think people would find that pizza disgusting?
>Not eating Greek food
>>74349001
Actually we brought polenta to you during Roman time
>>74342459
>US
>Fake pizza
Reminder that Pizza was created in America and pasta was stolen from China.
>>74349517
and we wuz kangs amirite?
>>74349504
>China
>Nice people
hahahahaha
>>74349559
We wuz kookz
>>74343190
you got that backwards pal
>>74342459
>>74349517
pizza was created as pleb food for ancient rome colosseum you dumb american cunt.
>You have created pizza and were first in space amiright?
>>74342459
>calling pasta meal
yeah, non whites would consider wheat and corn mealworthy but real whites have meat you fags
>>74346288
At least for me its 100x better, trust me I'm Swedish.
>>74348657
>cheap dough
Napoli pizza dough is made from flour created from grain grown in volcanic soil, literally the best ingredients on the planet you goddamn gypsy
>>74349625
>>74348009
>Irish stout best stout
>Irish cider best cider
These aren't true. Not even close on the cider front. Agree with the rest.
>>74348691
You cunts don't know what real bacon is or how to make decent Sasuage
Also you don't eat fucking tomato with breakfast unless it's in your eggs you mong
>>74342459
The most accurate map I have ever seen on 4chan.
/thread
>>74348725
Despite its looks it still tastes good
>>74349516
It 's made with corn flour.
>>74349625
>the vast atlantic ocean
>>74349724
>you have to do this MY way
Fuck off, Brit bacon best bacon.
>>74349724
>says the guy who literally eats fucking candy for breakfast
>>74349709
Give examples. Cider may be debatable but I've never had a decent pint of stout outside of Éire.
>southerners hate this
>>74349674
Vulcanic soil is more productive and makes more grain so the grain is cheaper.
>>74349625
>>74347831
>Pizza was made in Murica, you dumb nigger.
horrible b8 m8
>>74349625
>Whole-grain uranium
Died
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Italian_dishes
pretty based.
>>74349625
that's not true we appreciate good food wherever it come from
>>74349796
Before the introduction of maize inEuropein the 16th century, mămăligă had been made with millet flour, known to the Romans aspulmentum. Moreover, the Romans ate so much of it that the Greeks called thempultiphagonides(porridge eaters)
>>74349890
>ireland
>blood pudding
>not coddle
>>74349890
>blood foods
>tripe spup
>bad
Tasteless Americans detected.
>>74344032
Rotten fish is god tier food
>>74349890
>blood pudding
Black pudding is incredible, if I order a breakfast and there's no black pudding I will kick off.
>>74342459
Italian food is for bloated cuckolds.
Real men eat battered bluff oysters from New Zealand, causing their testicles to swell as they fill with powerful sperm
>>74349890
>Salted pig fat
>Horse steaks
Both of those are delicious what the fuck is wrong with them?
>>74344444
WITNESSED
>>74349890
>pressed ducks
>horse steak
horror ?
pressed duck is like sex without the annoying part
>>74349625
top kek
>>74349516
>polenta
>corn
>roman times
nigga u srs
>>74349833
>I've never had a decent pint of stout outside of Éire.
American stouts (surprisingly) like anything from Deschutes, Brooklyn Brewery or AleSmith, In fact in general I'd put the US on top for making stouts as there's such a huge variety of good ones (though some awful shit tier one). I also generally prefer Belgian stout to Éire stout too. Éire still takes third and I probably drink the most Irish stout out of any of the others, but it's not my fav and I don't rate it as the best.
>>74349890
>I don't like blood based food the map.
>>74350078
Before the introduction of maize inEuropein the 16th century, mămăligă had been made with millet flour, known to the Romans aspulmentum. Moreover, the Romans ate so much of it that the Greeks called thempultiphagonides(porridge eaters
>>74349890
>deep fried pizza
wtf
>>74348691
no one else can even make breakfast....
>>74349822
Brit bacon is fucking garbage
>>74349828
>Oats are candy
Dont give me that shit faggot
>>74349963
But did you make "polenta" before maize flour was a thing?
>>74349890
Half of this shit is good.
Fact: Italian's are the most powerful race in the kitchen.
>>74349969
looks like a crappy stew
would still eat tho
