Well /pol/?
what
>>74341422
why does texas flag shows up separately now
But where did the cookies come from
Wow. Clever.
>>74341422
That's pretty weird shitpost
First of all, who owns these cookies?
>>74341422
If Trump didn't bring enough cookies for everyone he shouldn't be allowed to have cookies.
>Teachers injecting dat early gommie mentality
>>74341422
What. Trump is a job creator. He is literally the one making the cookies. He just want to make sure that the people who get the cookies do so LEGALLY
So Trump was smart enough to take the cookies first. These liberal anologies are fucking first grade
>>74341422
I don't get it. Try harder.
>>74341422
>occupy
>insta disregard
Occupy Democrats try to prove a point by misrepresenting the economy as a zero sum system yet again.
>>74341422
I miss having the ingredients to make cookies myself
>>74341422
There's only one Trump. There's tens of millions of illegals.
QED
>>74341422
5 workers work together to gather cookie dough for Trump, a baker. Trump makes 20 cookies and eats 5. The rest is given to the workers, who get mugged by illegal immigrants that eat the rest of the cookies.
>>74341422
You forgot the part when he bought all the flour, eggs, and milk, and did most of the baking himself.
>>74341422
what? this makes no mention that trump raised the capital to buy the land, built the bakery, and bought the equipment and ingredients required to bake the cookies.
>>74341534
according to goofy elizabeth warren, not the person who baked them
>>74341422
Hmmmmmmmmm.
>>74341560
>i-i-i-deserve cookies too! i have a right to cookies
socialist logic everyone
>>74341422
Low effort $hillary post.
Also way to oversimplify shit you must be a baby OP.
>>74341422
>it's a conservashits thread
>>74341422
>Trump made the oven
>Trump gathered the ingredients
>Trump lets you use his resources to bake and in return you get to keep 5% of all the cookies
Seems fair to me.
>>74341549
this.
>>74341422
That's it, guise. Trump btfo. How will he ever recover, I'm a Shillary Grillary now.
Red herring
Fuck off libs
>>74341422
wow... really makes you think huh...
>>74341549
cookies aren't the same thing as income, this goes for both you and OP
>>74341422
So Trump, the man who creates jobs, signs construction contracts that generate billions in total for workers across the globe is taking away people's cookies?
So a world without people like trump would be
>two people are sitting at a table
>there are no cookies because there's nobody to make them
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>>74341606
DELET THS IMAGE
>>74341422
10 workers and 45 illegal immigrants are sitting at a table. 15 cookies are set at the table. all the illegal immigrants take 1/3 of a cookie and the 10 workers are left with nothing.
>>74341710
>I DESERVE FREE MONEY!
>>74341715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMLaKR9eoRA
>>74341606
>>74341620
>>74341640
>>74341655
>>74341699
This is now a cringe thread
>>74341422
you have downs.
trump makes money off of rich people not the other way around faggot.
he gets rent money from bankers.
Which one is more likely to rape the cookie, trump or the immigrant?
>>74341422
Donald Trump is sitting at a table with 15,000 workers, and a gigantic bin of 20,000 cookies. He gives each worker a cookie, and sells the remaining 5000 to trade for flour and sugar for tomorrow's cookie batch. He probably makes a net profit of about 300 cookies himself, and he paid for the initial investment, so really his profit margin is slim. If 300 people had been on a diet today he'd have lost cookies overall, and none of these workers would have jobs tomorrow. Thankfully he had the courage to put his cookies on the line for the first run of cookies and the ovens, the building, the electricity and these 15,000 workers.
"Good work guys," he says, "but we need to watch out, there are a bunch of illegal immigrants coming in who will do your job for half a cookie, and I can't compete with that unless we stop them."
>>74341422
>occupy democrats
>>74341779
this
>>74341422
I don't understand this analogy. Are cookies a metaphor for jobs or for money? Either scenario does not make sense.
Donald Trump, A worker, and an immigrant are sitting at a table with 20 cookies.
Trump earned 19 cookies which includes a 2 cookie inheritance from his father.
"Watch out, the immigrant is going to take your cookie away!"
>trump is saying that the immigrant is working hard enough to earn a cookie, while the worker is studying liberal arts
>>74341422
Donald Trump, someone who does little with their life, and someone who does nothing with their life are sitting at a table. Donald Trump bought the ingredients, mixed the dough, and baked 20 cookies. The person who does little measured the sugar for Donald. Donald Trump gives him a cookie for his effort and tells him, "Watch out, the person who does nothing with their life might try to take it by force."
>>74341422
>Bernie sanders, A Worker and an Illegal Immigrant are sitting at a table with 10 cookies.
>Worker tries to eat a cookie but Bernie slaps his hand
>Don't eat those until they bring 15 cookies
>Illegal Immigrant grabs all the cookies and eats them.
>This time they bring a plate with 5 more cookies.
>The Immigrant eats them as well.
>>74341422
If Donald made all the cookies and only gave one to a worker and the immigrant was trespassing why would we not be morally obligated to team up and repel the invader's cookie stealing attempt?
US welfare is not an international charity, it takes back breaking taxes from our workers and businesses. The left just want the illegals so you can register them to vote and have a permanent lead.
>Wealth is a zero-sum game fallacy
Why is basic economics so hard to understand?
It doesn't work like that.
> Trump pays for the 19 cookies because he has the resources to do so and the seller is okay to make a deal with him
> The state takes 6 cookies from him
> The state gives some of these cookies to the worker and the immigrant
> Each year, the number of immigrants goes up, so the state has to take more cookies from Trump, or give less cookies to the worker
> If the state takes more cookies from Trump, he won't be motivated to buy more cookies (why would he pay the same price as before and have less cookies?)
> If the state gives less cookies to the worker, then he will starve or be angry at the state or the immigrant
> It is in the mutual interest of Trump and the worker that the state stops to let immigrants come in, because it breaks the virtuous circle of fair distribution of wealth
>>74341887
>Donald Trump comes in and tells them that the Immigrant is eating all your cookies and that if you want any cookies, you gotta make him play by the same rules.
>The worker calls him a racist.
>image made from a program created by profit-motivated people and posted from an iphone made by profit-motivated steve jobs
god i hate leftists so much
>>74341779
Exactly! This doesn't fit on a bumper sticker so you are likely to overwhelm the working memory of your average democrat.
>>74341606
AND NOW WHEN DID ALL THAT WE CAN JUST SEIZE IT AND SPLIT AMONG US.
degenerate reds
>>74341534
The People, comrade. The People.
>>74341465
They finally seceded, the absolute madmen!
>>74341422
>immigrant
There they go again, intentionally ignoring the difference between immigrants and illegals.
Here are the people behind Occupy Democrats. They are likely funded by someone else.
>>74341422
More like Trump is at the oven baking 20 more cookies.
I got a cookie story for you guys!
>back in 90's
>my 4th grade school lunch was 90 cents
>my mom gave me a dollar every day
>cookies were 1 for ten cents or 3 for 25 cents
>wheels were spinning hard
>I had discovered that when you buy more items you get them cheaper!
>I begin to save my cookie money
>I could have waited 3 days and save up the quarter, but I wanted a cookie feast
>I saved for 5 days!
>most kids ate a cookie every day, so this was hard going without any
>50 cents for cookies
>I get 6 cookies
>As SOON as I sit down
>black kid sees I have 6 cookies and asks for one
>in my little head I saved for 5 days to get these cookies
>told hm no
>called me greedy, fat, every name in the book
>I ate all 6 cookies
>>74341422
>There are 20 American made cookies for Americans to earn.
>Trump earns 19.9 cookies
>Illegal immigrant earns 0.1 cookie that he has no legal right to
>Trump builds a wall so that the unemployed worker can now earn 3 cookies to Trumps 17
Am I closer to the truth?
>>74341422
well in that example trump paidfor the 20 cookies and didnt invite the immigrant
soooo I dont see any problem here
>>74341422
It's kind of more like Trump's dad gave him a couple cookies, then Trump made a bunch of cookies and kept them. Meanwhile, Trump let the worker borrow his stove and the worker made a cookie. Then Trump is warning the worker that the illegal immigrant might try to take his cookie (because losing 1 cookie would be much more detrimental to the worker than Trump).
>>74341422
Do the cookies have peanuts in them? Depending on that answer everyone in the problem maybe a lifesaver
>>74341487
>But where did the cookies come from
>>74341552
>He is literally the one making the cookies.
No, he inherited the cookies. And then he put them all in a cookie jar that only his tiny hands can reach into.
>>74342272
give money to littlewhite guy, he'll learn something and make more of it
give money to little black guy, he'll spend it all and will try and steal the white guy's money
>>74341422
what does this even mean Texas are you implying all the other candidates won't take your cookies too?
>>74342272
I got the same shit
>save pennies for a week
>buy like 90 sherbet sticks from the corner shop outside school
>"let us have some anon you have loads! Don't be greedy!"
>keeping the sherbet that I paid for is greed
Fucking commies I swear
>>74341422
>give last cookie to immigrant
>stave to death
Thanks liberals.
>>74341422
yep.
but forgot to mention that donald went to bakery and paid for those cookies.
The only reason Trump ate 19 cookies is because he is a fat cunt.
>Trump is a billionaire
>Wall street bankers are billionaires
>Therefore, Trump is open game for our delusional leftist rhetoric
>>74341422
And then Trump stacks the cookies up on top of each other to make a cookie tower and puts his name on it.
>>74342592
>Fucking commies I swear
Yeah, the worst thing was that the kid that wanted my cookie got a free meal ticket. I hated those things as a grade school kid.
>>74341640
It dosent matter if its fair or not at this point. There is only one cookie left and its you or the immigrant.
>>74342120
>The People
Every time I hear this phrase I mentally insert "chosen" in there
>>74341422
Donald Trump purchased the oven, the table, and the ingredients to make the batter. He takes full risk if the cookie is bad, and all the worker has to do is make the cookies.
After baking the cookies Donald Trump has supplied, all but pressing the button himself, he gives the worker his due; a cookie, where as Donald will then take a few cookies for himself and either sell the rest or use them to improve the business.
Now here comes the immigrant, who has put nothing into this process, but expects a cookie.
>>74342758
oy vey dazza m8
>>74341422
>Donald Trump owns 85% of the worlds wealth
>Donald trump is the reason I'm not a winner
Top kek liberals are you even trying to bait me anymore?
Cause you did.
>>74342685
>implying trump didn't trade 18 of the cookies to the mill for more flour
>>74342805
Bless you anon
>>74341422
>project M font on the bottom
Aaaand there goes another thing that libcucks have ruined for me
>>74341422
...nope thats the tax man saying
"Watch out, misbehavior will mean i don't give you some crumbs"
> Nice use of childish scare stories.
> Really fitting with the intended audience.
>>74342153
I hope to God we never do. Clinton will burn us alive and the nation will cheer.
>>74341422
Donald Trump made 20 cookies with a little help from a worker. Donald keeps 19 of the cookies and gives the worker one to thank him for helping out.
An illegal immigrant and a liberal storm into the room because they smelled cookies. They yell about how they're entitled to some cookies. The illegal immigrant tries to take the workers cookie.
Donald Trump warns the worker "watch out, the immigrant is going to take your cookie away!"
>>74341422
>a worker
Easy way to spot Commie propaganda. They believe the world is divided into two classes: the workers and the owners. They think it's pure coincidence that the owners own their businesses.
>>74341422
Lamest fucking Occupy Democrats meme yet. Please tell me who Trump stole from while blaming immigrants, I'll be waiting patiently for your non-answer, faggot.
>>74341746
no, children should understand the concept of sharing to not be a complete cunt to be sociable, usually children dont share unless they're able to which is when they give when they can. this can be used later in life learn that they shouldn't be sharing their income with people who don't deserve it while also having learned the value of hard work and etc
>>74343655
>who Trump stole from
he stole the cookies (money) from the workers.
are you retarded?
>>74341779
this is a way better way to describe business expenses, concise
>>74341422
Lol bernie is the one who wants to take most of the people's cookies
>>74343347
Lel Cruz will lead Texas don't worry.
THE PRIESTHOOD RISES!!!
Pic related Cruz promptly surrenders.
Cruz missiles BTFO.
>>74341998
>made by profit-motivated steve jobs
****slaves in the third world
>>74341422
cheap socialist propaganda intended to incite class warfare
>>74341422
Lil' Trump goes to school and is in Class A, which is taught by Mr. G. Class A is a good class, the kids like to make cookies every day, and everyone makes different kinds of cookies! Lil' Trump really likes cookies, so he spends lots of extra time baking them before class. When Lil' Trump makes cookies, he trades some of his cookies for other kinds of cookies because he likes lots of flavors. He also gives some of his cookies to Mr. G, who gives them to kids that accidentally burned their cookies, and has a couple himself. Lil' Trump doesn't mind this because Mr. G is a good teacher, and sometimes even Lil' Trump burns his cookies!
The kids in class M don't know how to make cookies, and Class M's teacher is lazy, so he tells them to go ask class A for some. The kids in Class M barge into Class A's room in the middle of a lesson and ask for cookies, Mr. G tells them to go back to class, but they refuse! They start whining until Mr. G gives some of the cookies that would go to the kids who burnt theirs to the hysterical kids from Class M. But the spare cookies aren't enough for everyone to have some and still save some for the kids who burned theirs! Mr. G wants to go back to teaching his class, so he splits the pile of cookies in half and gives half to class M. A few fat kids from Class M sit in the corner of the classroom and make a racket until the end of the lesson, then, when everyone is getting ready for lunch,they run up and steal a cookie! The kids whose cookies were burnt go and ask Mr. G for cookies, but there aren't a lot left, so they each only get a half of a cookie. Lil' Trump saw the kids stealing cookies and tells Mr. G, but Mr. G can't take disciplinary action against another class' students! Lil' Trump says class M should make their own cookies and not interrupt the lesson! After that day, class A elects Lil' Trump as the Hall monitor and Lil' Trump Locks the door to Class A after everyone is in class so class M can't barge in again!
>>74342544
So you think that all the buildings he created are just an illusion? Or that he would still e rich if he didn't worked?
>>74341422
The implication that the immigrant is allowed even one cookie is baffling
>>74341422
No thanks Mr Trump only 4 years old and fat lazy losers eat cookies.
I'll just enjoy my Trump Steak™ since I am a man and not a child.
>>74341422
How much did each of them work for the cookies? Why is it always like this with commie faggots? Rich people, usually, EARN their fortunes, with intelligence, a good plan and a fair ammount of luck.
>>74341422
How?
Liberals are fucking retarded.
>>74344668
Also, he's probably going to give the rest of the cookies to the other workers.
You can tell this image was made by some greasy fat tublr whale who couldn't stop thinking about eating a whole plate of cookies to herself.
The dirty fat cow.
>>74341628
do u realize that hillary is not socialist you fucking idiot
>>74341422
Capitalism is not a zero sum game. There is not a limited amount of value that can be created in the world. There is a limited number of cookies, which is why the dumbass cookie analogy fails. Think about it. If Microsoft didn't exist, would the middle class have more money? No they fucking wouldn't. This cookie analogy is astronomically retarded just by understanding the very basic of economics. Trump creates VALUE, or invests in something that increases in value. And value is just whatever amount anyone is willing to pay for something. In process of value creation or investment, it's not like he is stealing money from other people in the process. Please just take an economics 101 course.
Economics is to leftists what theoretical physics is to Congo pygmies.
>>74341422
How the fuck is that an analogy for LOWER TAXES
>>74341640
>Trump made the oven
>Mom, we have to vote for Hillary, or Trump will stole all our cookies!
>>74341640
>Trump made the oven
oy vey
>>74341422
>implying id share a table with a dirty fucking spic
>>74341422
These just get more retarded and abstract and try to distract how the kikes run everything.
>>74341588
The representation is barely fit for a child and they spread this around adults who willfully gobble it up. I don't know why I never realized how retarded the left is
>>74342805
Find the pic on their page and post this. Then post responses
>>74341422
good banter donald desu
People get paid to sit together in a room coming up with these shitty analogies for smug leftist retards to copy/paste all over the internet.
I wonder if one of the requirements for this job is a liberal arts degree of some sort, or if you just have to suck a jewish penis to get qualified.
>>74346832
>Stein
every time
>>74346832
30K 'soldiers' just for isis
what about other groups ?
and how many supporters, the so called 'moderates' ?
>>74341612
Emilia Clarke can play her in the bio pic
>>74342120
Okay, where did these cookies come from?
>>74341612
High Test
In trump we trust .
He will. Make America Great Again folks.
He's going to build a wall, a Great Wall.
And make the aliens pay. For that wall,
>>74341422
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers”, he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20”. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his “fair share?”
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
PART 1 OF 2
>>74341422
The part they left out was that trump MADE the cookies and offered only 1 to the worker.
part 2 of 2, continued from >>74347943
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got $10!” “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!”
“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!” The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
>>74341422
Hillary Clinton, a worker and an immigrant have 20 cookies. Hillary takes 20, puts a hit out on the immigrant, then accused the worker of rape.
>>74341422
What is this even supposed to be a metaphor for?
>>74346832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TAAw3oQvg
Ben Shapiro is a kike too but he dishes out the truth on this subject
Liberal logic is just smug masturbatory self fulfilment
Surprised?
>>74341422
>Stop being rich!!!!! It's not fair!!!!!
>>74349902
A metaphor for employment I guess
They think they're entitled to all or more of the cookies and poo poo the very real threat of a migrant working for half a cookie instead
It's retarded. To say the least.
>>74341422
>Trump takes 5 cookies he earned through hard work and warns the worker:
>watch out, the immigrant is going to shit out 14 kids and they will take the 15 cookies you and your friends were going to share
>>74341422
>trump takes
>takes
Nice try, my commie friend.
>>74350047
The metaphor is mysterious as fuck though.
What do the cookies represent? Income?
If so, why is income represented by a finite plate of things that was readied beforehand just to be distributed among people?
>>74341422
so me and the immigrant share the cookie and have 1000 times more cookie than we've ever had in our lives?
whats the point of this?
>>74341422
Trump gets given 20 cookies, he gives most of them away to his workers.
Bernie warns "THATS RACIST!", takes the workers cookies and gives them to mexicans.
>>74341422
>tfw Donald was able to build a wall to protect 19 cookies from the immigrant, but will forever live with the guilt of not being able to save the 20th cookie
>>74341712
>implying that no other less thief can make cookies
>>74350115
It doesn't even matter at all what the metaphor is. The outcome is the same - one cookie and two people.
Are you going to eat today or are they?
>>74341422
Oh please, the is laughable. The left view money as wealth not production. In Germany, loan capital was twenty times greater than production. So in reality, the cookies are production and money is what they share. In this analogy, there should be 400 dollars in that economy. The workers are trying to sell the cookies trying to reach 380 dollars which is impossible. The problem isn't that all the rich but the banks and consumerist corporations who profit off it. The rich who produce will never be able to gain the 1%'s wealth because loan capital is infinite while production is finite. Taxing the rich will just hurt those who produce (real wealth).
>>74341422
More like:
>Trump builds cookie factory
>Leftists are the security guards
>Leftists let in workers from competing cookie company through the back door
>Workers show up for work, realize someone else is making cookies
>Trump tells security company he'll fire them if they don't stop fucking with his workers
>Security company tells Trump he's racist, and they'll burn his factory down if he dosn't shut up
Could make a cool fan fiction. It's unbelievable how brainless the people who read these and their reaction is "FUCK YEAH! THATS SO TRUE! FUCKING CONSERVAHSITS!"
Terrifying how uncrital American liberals are.
>>74347504
More like high cholesterol.
>>74341465
Chile flag you fucking idiot.
>>74341422
>Trump takes 19 cookies, bakes 100 cookies, eats 50, gives away 20, provides a recipe so others can make them and wants to open a bakery but some lazy fucks want him to just give all his cookies away.
fixed.
>>74351045
i thought that was the joke
>>74341422
That makes no sense.
>>74351045
They should change their flag then
>>74351045
>>74341422
>Ignoring to mention that Trump bought all 20 cookies
The rich and the niggers should both be killed.
>>74341422
But if it's for making america great. He deserve it.
>>74342272
>>74342592
There is a Finnish saying, se kenellä onni on se onnen kätkeköön. It means, The ones fortune should be concealed.
The Jew's are abusing this apparently, with the tax avoiding.
>>74341422
People take this analogy seriously? For fuck sake people are stupid
>>74341422
>donald trump is rich
>therefore he must have "exploited" the workers to become rich
ayy lmao. It's 2016 and people still follow the marxist labor theory of value? I mean come on now.
>>74341422
>DONALD TRUMP IS RICH, HATE HIM
That's not going to work
>>74343909
Trump owns the ingredients used to make the cookies, the scales that were used to measure the ingredients, the ovens that were used to bake the cookies and the building that houses it all. The worker did the simple task of mixing the ingredients together and putting it in an oven, and in turn he was given one of the cookies for his efforts.
Please tell me how a person making a batch o cookies with ingredients that aren't theirs and using equipment that isn't theirs somehow means they own all of the cookies.
>>74341422
Cookies are overrated , i demand an apple.
>>74351577
Isn't it a little bit boring that one earns 200k from 1 hours of work and one earns 5units of currency from the same amount of work.
Yeah some hours are more valuable or have diffirent effect than other but these diffirences are not on the same par with the payment diffirences, it is just hilarious. And it would not work if there would not be people on every level.
BUT then again, is it the workers fault that he is forking for 5 units of curreny per hour and is just too dumb enough to not kill himself, if he sees no other way of living. So can't blame the job offerer, rather the worker who takes the shit?
>>74352046
is finland the new australia?
>>74341422
Well you better watch out that that immigrant doesn't take your cookie.
>>74342109
>>74342700
>Trump is a billionaire
I thought they accused him of vastly overstating his wealth and that he were without the arbitrary value of his brand only sporting a quarter of a billion or so.
>>74342544
He has a small loan of a million cookies from his father that he paid back.
>>74341422
You sit at a table after baking 20 cookies from scratch. Bernie Sanders shows up, takes 10 cookies, gives them to the niggers standing behind him, then says "da 1% are so greedy, dey want to take all of your cookies, and in a world where da banks can have most of da cookies"
He starts leaving "if minorities only have 5 cookies, and Romania bakes da fastest cookies. . ."
>>74341422
>>74341422
Bernie Sanders, a worker, and an immigrant are sitting at a table with 20 cookies.
The immigrants takes like 2 cookies to feed his family of 6 and bolts.
The worker reaches for his cookie but Bernie slaps his hand, saying that cookie is reserved for the needs of the worker, and runs off with the rest of the 18 cookies. Later he comes back to return to the worker half of his cookie, soggy with milk.
>>74341422
No, trump bakes 20 cookies, as they are his he takes 19.
Achmed bursts through the door and says "I'm taking that cookie"
To which Donald reminds you "I made that cookie for you, don't let him take that"
>>74353047
Didn't his dad also charge him interest? I remember him saying that as well
>>74341422
But Trump wants to stop someone that broke into the bakery from taking the last cookie.
>have 3 children but can only bake 2 cookies with normal workforce
>go for the extra mile and work more so i can make 3 cookies
>Bernie takes the one cookie i made extra away from me and gives it to a guy who wasn't willing to make more for his family
>>74353466
Yes, he paid it back like any responsible adult would, not to mention he started a fucking huge real estate business with that money in the most populated area in all of America at the time (or at least second to LA, I don't into metropolitan population)
But liberals want to BUHU about how anyone could do that despite very few people doing anything useful when coming into a million dollars, or they want to cry about "if he'd just put it in a bank back then he'd have all that money now" as if 1 million would ever reach 4 billion in 20 years with fluctuating interest rates from savings accounts.
Motherfucking wells fargo, chase, bank of America, and even most credit unions barely offer anything higher than fucking 00.05 percent interest into your account but these commies think money comes from nowhere so who fucking knows
>>74341422
THERE ARE MORE THAN 20 COOKIES ON THE FUCKING PLATE
lets do this with bernie sanders.
A Baker sits at a table with 20 cookies he just baked. Bernie sanders, a poor man and an illegal come and sit down at the table. Bernie Sanders tells him he doesn't need that many cookies and takes 15 of them, gives 5 to himself, 5 to the poor person, and 5 to the illegal. They then leave. The Baker goes home to his family of 6 and gives each of his family members a cookie and doesn't eat one himself.
>>74353325
No, no, no.
Bernie takes 1 cookie for himself and equally distributes it. One person eats his and still feels hungry. That person steals from the other who saved his cookie.
You got that you little cock sucker?
>>74351320
Nice flag.
>>74341422
learn to make cookies faggot
