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You have performed a miracle of God. You have healed a cripple
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You have performed a miracle of God. You have healed a cripple of his ailment and seen him walk soundly by your hand. You have brought peace to the minds of mad men and women with your mere presense.

The Catholic Church is fast tracking you to sainthood.

You are tasked with adressing the throngs of adoring believers in the Holy City and are brought to a high balcony to speak. The world listens intently to the creator of unquestionable miracles recorded on video. What are the first words out of your mouth?
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>>74312648
"Deus Vult"
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In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of some phony gods blessing, but because of my own intelligence.
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>>74312648
Niggers and chinks stink

White power
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>>74312648

hitler dindu nuffin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhLxsIWQXgQ
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Who would be held at a higher moral state at the time, the current pope or a saint to-be?
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>What are the first words out of your mouth?
Turn from your idolatry. There is but one divinity, one Source of divine blessings and She does not reside in this Place nor is She worshipped by ye blasphemers nor is She unseeable. Repent and Her blessings shall rain upon you.
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It is the duty of all Catholics to once again take up arms against the invading hordes. Deus Vult!
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Dank memes are the true path to salvation
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Popes are rarely made saints. The Pope leads the Church on earth, but a Saint sits at the table in Paradise with martyrs and archangels.

There is no doubt that in heaven a saint is held higher than an uncanonized pope.
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