This Nation launches a massive EMP warhead and invades your Nation with full force and without mercy because of economic sanctions.
What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Be thankful I'm not a fatty fat American who can survive on his own
run innawoods and hide under a tinfoil sheet
>>74302164
Surrender and then continue everyday life. Would Russian rule be that bad? Can't be worse than Trudeau.
>>74302245
fpbp
Hope it hits Albos instead, Ivan eould never nuke us, this is your problem
>>74302164
>Russia invades México.
>Join them and.
Thats what ill do.
With some of luck they can remove the gringo from my country.
>>74302164
Stay comfy behind my 5,000 nukes, knowing full well that we have the capability to deliver said nukes by land, sea, or air, even with some of our electronics malfunctioning.
They won't bother with my shithole town, so I guess the local brigade rallies me up and I die like a bitch for no reason.
>>74302164
>what is cheyenne mountain
>implying the vast majority of the us military isn't emp-hardened
we'll be fine
>>74302164
Put up a "welcome" banner.
>>74303926
Nukes welcome?
>>74304343
There is nothing to nuke besides the American bases anyway.
Pretty sure you won't nuke a Benz or BMW factory, would suck not having spare parts for your luxury cars.
use an indio as a human shield
Poison the booze.
>>74304528
We won't nuke Europe anyway. But fucking Sweden and UK... Oh lord, i would bomb them to hell.
>>74302164
>WHAT DO YOU DO?
... kill them, what else?
>Grab SKS
>Go inna woods
>Call friend <callsign> Carlos Car Windows <end callsign> to sheild us from above Gunships
>Live out Red Dawn wet dream for three days before an hero
>>74302164
Run at the first russians I see, british flag in one hand, american in the other and if I don't die instantly, beat them to death with the flags
>>74302164
Have my AK out and yell PRIVET BRAT'YA! COME HELP US PURGE THE SJW SUKI AND RESTORE COMMON SENSE TO AMERIKA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qc8jJ0TjSY
wolverine! :P
>>74302164
Grab SKS, go innawoods.
Wait for the US government to bomb the Serbs in retaliation. French surrender just to be sure we don't correct our mistake.
>>74302164
Rape and pillage like my grandfathers all the way to Berlin and liberate them from themselves.
>>74304792
I would love to see that day.
Sweden turned into a car park. It would be Glorious.
Finally you have come to kill all the muslims :3
>>74302164
put on my robe and wizard hat
>>74302164
>Russia
>Navy
>Philippines
>Navy
We'd just be staring at each other from a thousand miles away.
Learn russian and help them to purge this retarded piece of shit cuntry.
>>74302164
We fucked them
good work
>>74302164
No idea. But one thing i sure as hell won't do is be surprised.
Build a particle cannon and destroy their command center.
>>74308213
POKEBALL GO
>>74302164
Massive retaliatory strike followed by Russian second strike missiles hitting my city since it would be high on the list of shit to nuke.
Best case scenario, I get vaporized about an hour or two after my lights go out
>>74302164
run back to community trees and ask the band's silverback why are humans invading our jungle, then proceed to throw feces at you while screaming gibe me money
this is sure to drive anyone away
>>74302164
Join them, make America great again
If you fight them they win so...
House them, clean their equipment, feed them, help them.
That way I'll get the last laugh heh
