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Post 'em
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>willingly giving your DNA to the jew

based goy.
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>>74271040

I'm 0.1% Jew so I'm part of the tribe.
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>>74270924
How did you make yours so nice and neat?
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>>74270924
How long did it take to get your results when you order it?
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>>74271205
Don't know, for me it has always looked like that.

>>74271311
I can't remember how long it took for them to deliver the kit, but sending it back and getting the results took 1 month.
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>>74271581
170 euro's right? Would the average dutch person get a result of yours, with britisch, german and Iberian blood? Or are you mixed?
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>French and German

My ancestors would be triggered by seeing this two put together.
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>>74270924
>0.1% middle eastern

you have to go back
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%15 nigger
%30 arab
%15 slav
%30 kurd
%5 israel jew
%5 uruk-hai
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I was going to buy one until they jewed up the price. That's money I'd prefer to spend on beer and paying off my car.
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>>74270924
proud to be pure
jelly euromutt americans?
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>>74272105
>1% middle east
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>>74270924
>7.3% iberian
Qué tal, hermano?
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>>74272105
>Middle East
>1%

Kill yourself Ahmed.
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>>74271776
No I'm mixed. My mom is Portuguese of germanic descent, hence the iberian influence. I have convinced my dad to do one aswell tho. Yours would likely be similar to pic related.
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>>74270924
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>>74272544
Então pá?
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>>74272787
Fala português irmão?
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>>74272841
Claro cara
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>>74272740
jesus christ, what happened
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>>74272943
Porra irmão
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>>74272948
America happened.
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>>74270924

HAHAHAHAHA MUD BLOOD
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>>74272724
Mine would be interesting, I know my ancestors cucked eachother because I don't really look dutch. Some happy merchants and happy Italians got involved.
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>>74273116
>0,3 unassigned
fucking kike
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>>74273116
Nice try achmed, you have to set it to speculative, not conservative. I can tell by the amount of 'broadly european'.
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I got pretty much every form of Europe running through my veins.
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>people willingly shill out $200 to boast on /pol/

*rubs hands*
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>>74273214

Sorry shitskin, but it can clearly assign to jew DNA. so get BTFO by my super whiteness
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>>74270924
>friend took one of these tests a few years ago
>he got >25% unassigned
>le aliums mao
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>>74270924
>tfw more neanderthal DNA than non-European DNA
wew
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what about the health reports. is it worth it?
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>>74270924
D A T A M I N E
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>>74271205
His is the old layout and yours is the new one.
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>>74273282

nah, this is my speculative. Anyway, you're literally a nigger.
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>>74270924
glad you guys just handed your genetic information to the United States government
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>>74273133
Yeah, for me it's the opposite. I have blonde hair and blue eyes so people automatically assume I'm 100% Dutch
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>>74272740
oh my fucking god.
no fucking standards in that family tree.
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>>74273352
fuck off snowmonkey
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>>74273462
isn't it destroyed once it's tested
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>>74273446
Hahaha, we have the same amount of european genes Hans, you're not fooling anyone
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>>74273569
Yes it's (((destroyed)))
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>>74273569
>>74273462
>>74273637
Yeah, it gets destroyed after a while. I mean that's what they tell you. Maybe they don't. I don't really care
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>>74273500
Well, you're lucky for that. But I am not seen as a cheesehead by Turks and Moroccans which is nice. I don't look like one of them but okay.
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>use google
>use 23andme

cucked as fuck
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>>74273550
Wew, I had forgotten that Mimsy even existed
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>>74273569
lolno.
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>>74273355
The health reports aren't that interesting tbqh, you should only get it if you're interested in your ancestry
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>>74273824
what other ancestry site do we use
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>>74273824
use fake name and information
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>>74270924
>>74272724
>>74273116
>>74273291
>>74273446
>0.1% unassigned
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>>74272740

Post a pic of yourself. wtf do you look like?
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>>74273559
How about you fuck off regular monkey!
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>>74273965
maybe ancestry.com or natgeo. or not at all. personal genomics is mostly a vanity product at this point.
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>>74273965
FTDNA or ancestrydna. They're half the price of 23andme. The only other semi-worthwhile data you receive from 23andme that you don't receive from FTDNA and ancestrydna is haplogroup information, which is useless for quantifying ancestry.
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>>74273886
Thinking of getting one, my family is, from what I know, all Slavic. Is it with it?
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>>74273305
Get on my level
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>>74271820
Meh

I don't even know
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>>74273387
It's more likely marketing campaign than a data mining effort. 23andme has probably profited greatly from /pol/ anons.
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>>74274568
Yeah, you might find out you're 0.1% kike like me, allowing you to migrate to Israel
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>>74274748
Hispanic?
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>Ashkenazi
>European
Our CEO has absolutely no connection to why Ashkenazi is listed as European, goy.
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>>74275662
To be fair, it is European, just horribly incestuous European mixed with filthy semites
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>>74272070
They always do discounts right before and right after holidays. I remember my friend bought one for 89 bucks on Christmas but I waited a week and Amazon knocked theirs down to 79 bucks..same kit Ancestry sells. Still waiting on my results though I only sent it in April 5th
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>>74275825
Wasn't it proven that Ashkenazi were converted Europeans? They look fucked up thanks to massive inbreeding I guess
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>>74276539
Pretty much. On genetic maps they're somewhere between Greeks and Italians.
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cyka bylat
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>>74273569
no, but you can have it destroyed by going to the site.
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>>74270924
Do all Europeans have some ashkenazi shit in their DNA?
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>>74270924
>924▶>>74271205 >>74271311 >>74271992 >>74272105 >>74272544 >>74272740 >>74273116 >>74273339 >>74273352 >>74273387 >>74273462 >>74274033 >>74279157
>Post 'em
>>74271152
>>74271040
>>74272070
>>74271995

>tfw master race 3/4 euro 1/4 jew (136 IQ)
>tfw gf is literally 100% white

based jew reporting in
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Don't have it on hand but I'm only 80% european 18% paco and 2% muh dick. Also my dads haplogroup is e1b1a

Feels kinda bad man. Still going to have kids with a 100% european woman though to do my part. :^)
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>>74279569
KIKE
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>>74272740
This is why I'm afraid to take one of these tests
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>>74279569
IQ doesn't indicate how intelligent a person is.
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>>74280230
My fears were realized, but I guess there are worse things.
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>28,5 % French/German
>71,3 % Scandinavian

>00,2% Askenazi

I kekd audibly when I got the results.
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>>74270924
Anglo-Saxon master race, coming through.
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