> be born in America
> mom takes a loan of 100.000.000$ to pay for the hospital bill
> drive your cart across the long journey from the praerie to home
> you're finally home, just in time for your 15th birthday
> "Happy birthday Josh Michael jr. Senior!"
> mom has a pressent
>it's your 5th gun
>"Thx mom, I'm in love with it!"
> get sued by McDonald
> accumulate a debt of 10.000.000.000$ by the age of 15
>sirens begin to cry
>the Burger King is invading
>hurry down to the bunker
>mom couldn't afford the "Ultra Deluxe Mustang Mega Bunker XXXXXXXXXL 2.0"
>only have the "Normal Size Bunker XXXXL"
>only enough space for one of you or all of your heads
>morale dilemma.exe
>mom suggests you go in there alone and pray that they'll all survive
>suddenly mega church cops appear
>mom is charged with 100 acts of incitement of praying in non-tax-exempt-mega-church
>death penalty
>as they drag mom away you yell "FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY!"
>get sued by Burger King
>run down into the bunker
>you can barely fit,
>it's like this bunker was built for fucking out-starved size M Europeans!!!
>what. the. fuck, MOM!?!?!
>suddenly the sound of diabetes dims down
>no more sounds
>go outside of the bunker
>the oxygen license bill lies at the front of the bunker
>[UNPAID] OXYGEN LICENSE HAS BEEN ANNULLED
>not enough money to pay the oxygen company
>get sued
>the USM offers to pay your oxygen bills if you join the army
>accept
>get stationed in Vietnam
>get HIV by a prostitute
>become a heroin addict
>get Herpes by sharing the same heroin needles
>decide to look outside of the base
>get shot in the leg by Viet Chong
>get sent home
>can't afford hospital bill
>have to walk around with an open leg wound
Fucking shit commienust free-healthcare Denmark, your country only works in THEORY!
>be born in europe
>get beheaded
>>74270261
>America is really just the inbred son of Europe
>You're literally North America's version of Eastern Europe/Poland
>>74269502
>be in the military once
>free high quality healthcare forever
>>74271452
>I don't think about you at all
/Did you mean "I don't think at all"?/
>>74271272
eastern europe/poland has no freedom and no economy
>>74271697
Mhm...
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/02/politics/va-inspector-general-report/
>>74271697
>Tricare
>Quality
Jij
>be american
>born better than 99.999% of the world
Life is suffering, thinking about starting a blog where I talk about how my dad never really loved me.
>>74269502
>Be born in Denmark
>Accept rapefugees
>Dis America on a Tibetan fingerprinting board to keep from self harm
>>74269502
You actually took the time to write this, which means you have too much time to spend.
>>74272380
>No time to waste on pitty "humour"
>must brew
>Arbeit Macht Frei, meine kleine Frederleine
>>74269502
>Be Born in Denmark
>Not told what a strawman is
>Makes an ass of oneself on the internet
