WHITES BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
http://www.cracked.com/blog/white-people-hobbies-that-confuse-rest-world/
>>74222059
gonna go for a repeating digits attempt since its a big one
>>74222122
not even close to what I wanted but, oh well. goodbye
>>74222122
Well, it's better than nothing I guess. Good effort champ.
>>74222059
Poor people being jealous of rich people.
Nothing to see here.
>>74222221
HOLY SHIT
>>7422222
>>74222059
I don't do any of that shit in that pic.
However, I do the most white thing ever: not committing crime.
>>74222221
This entire list is basically 'shit people with money do' - and black people have no money so they're salty. To save everyone the trouble
9. Climbing Mt Kilamanjaro
8. Upcycling
7. Glamping
6. Home Brewing Beer
5. Woodworking
4. Adult Coloring Books
3. Road Trips
2. Board Games
1. Drones
>>74222712
>board games
do they mean chess
>>74222059
Who the fuck hates on brunch and wine tours?
Have some god damn culture.
>look at comments section
>everyone mentions the author is being a huge racist
>>74222383
I cracked up at this.
Oh, us whites mirite guize? Not us at cracked though, we're hip with the in-crowd.
>>74222712
>home brewing beer
>"confuses the rest of the world"
Sounds like someone is too young to drink.
>>74222059
>http://www.cracked.com/blog/white-people-hobbies-that-confuse-rest-world/
fuck, those cracked writers seem really upset and jealous that someone might actually try to do something besides consume establishment entertainment. Shit, just because minorityfags can't manage to learn a new skill and do something creative with their time, doesn't mean we have to be just like them.
>>74222059
This is quite literally the most passive aggressive asshurt a subhuman has ever shown.
We'll keep woodworking, hiking, snowboarding, hunting and sailing, you guys can stick to petty crime and collecting STDs and welfare checks.
>>74222557
HAHAHA stupid whiteys, who actually enjoys the outdoors and creative hobbies?
>>74222712
>9.exploration and discovery
>8.creativity and resourcefulness
>7.being wealthy and enjoying the outdoors
>6.1000 year old European tradition
>5.see above
>4.only applies to SWPL faggots
I give up, this is literal retardation, literally
>>74222059
>redo high fives
Social cohesion and in group preference, missing from nonwhites
>veganism
Empathy and altruism, missing from non-whites
>casserole
Non barbaric Cultured cooking skills, missing from nonwhites
>Segway
Engineering and technological advancements for convenient help for disabled and elderly, missing from nonwhites
>Let's do a silly photo
Sense of humor, lacking in non-whites
>brunch
More culture and cooking skills, a treat
>Facebook check ins
Social cohesion, friends
You make this too easy, it's almost like white supremacy propaganda in itself.
>>74222712
>home brewing beer
>woodworking
>road trips
>board games
I know plenty of nonwhite people who enjoy the shit out of doing all of that. Infact, I know one guy who does all of those and he's Iranian.
>>74222059
This article was obviously written by a nigger who had to steal a bike to ride to work that morning
>>74222059
Hey now casseroles are bomb diggity if done right
Why does "white people" always mean upper middle class white people?
>>74222059
Shit black people do:
>rape
>steal
>murder
>waste welfare $
>produce hordes of niglets
>destroy everything around them
Bringing back racism: this time with a fresh, politically correct face!
>>74223052
>>74222712
>Brewing Beer
>>74222059
>being a father
>being upper-class
>shitting in toilets
>>74223942
We need more articles like this on click bait websites.
>>74222059
>Shit white people do
>>74223515
Who owns Segway, again?
>>74222059
Nine weird hobbies that niggers love:
Stealing
Stealing
Stealing
Stealing
Thieving
Stealing
Stealing
Stealing
Being justifiably killed by brave policemen
FIVE
>>74222059
Drones are nigger tech
>It's not known if nonwhite people can make whittling cool, because they cannot sit on their front porch with a knife in their hands without worrying about being shot
Oh give me a fucking break.
Black hobbies that confuse the rest of the world
>beat boxing
>crime
>pointing fake guns at cops
>not knowing their fathers
>>74224261
I was confused by that too. It hasn't been a relevant meme since like 2009.
>>74224159
Submit that shit to TRS or Daily Stormer I'm sure they'd put up goofball clickbait articles satirizing bullshit liberal clickbait.
>>74222059
>Invent untold wonders
>Create civilizations
>Not commit insane amounts of crime
>>74222712
>climb mt kilamanjaro
That's not really a hobby
>upcycling
That's a disgusting hipster thing
>glamping
Tell you what niggers, come camping with me sometime and see how "glamorous" it is, bring your own TP or you're using leaves.
>home brewing beer
My grandpa had a still for awhile, I guess that sort of counts.
>Woodworking
great way to channel energy and relieve stress
>adult coloring books
I've never seen that IRL
>road trips
fuck off, niggers and mexicans do road trips, the author never got one because nobody can stand to be around them for more than a few minutes
>board games
Most board games that adults play at parties are meant to show off your knowledge or creative ability, I can see why blacks wouldn't like them.
>drones
Obama's black and he loves drones.
>>74224605
>>climb mt kilamanjaro
>That's not really a hobby
yes it is
t.mountainclimber
>>74222059
brew craft beer
>>74222059
LOL are any of these bad things? Its funny that the only stereotypes people can come up with for white people is that they have money.
I think craft beer is the whitest thing going
>>74222059
>no wearing Rolex
>no raising successful children that inherit 7 figure funds
>no traveling to Europe
>no Italian sports cars
>no college
>no baths
>no yachting
>no 401ks
>no hamptons
It's like they didn't even attend in school suspension today
>>74222122
You did a really good job with that. I think you're probably an upstanding person.
>>74224711
"mountain climbing" is a hobby, climbing Mount Kilamanjaro is so hyper specific that I wouldn't call it one unless you live at the summit and climb it regularly.
>>74222122
Hey, don't beat yourself up man. Dubs are still good.
>>74222557
>stupid whitey knowin how to build stuff alls you needs is a mudhut
Shit black people do: 25 to life without the possibility of parole
>>74222059
Shit white people used to do:
>right wing death squads
>massive world wars
>planned extermination and deportation of traitors and parasites
>dropping nukes on non-whites
These faggots better be happy they haven't woken the sleeping lion yet
shit white people do:
>go to college
>pay bills on time
>try to address their problems and correct them
>teach their children about the benefits of education
>save money
>have a retirement fund
>make investments
>make beautiful daughters
>make me feel safe at 3 am when shopping alone
>hand me my wallet after I've dropped it
>say hello when you go to check your mail
shieetttt, I'm only half white and I love white people.
74219972▶
Help us use the dindus to destroy the Jews
>>74225259
Soon my friend
>>74222587
White people are the biggest criminals in the world.
Haha fuckin crackas doin whitey things, bein productive, creative 'n sheeeit. Why can't they just rap and bix nooda like da rest of us?
Daily reminder that Cracked.com is nowhere near as funny as they used to be, and are so creatively bankrupt they have to turn to Bernunist propaganda.
>>74222059
I went to brunch a few weekends ago and there were a shit load of black people there. It was in DC though, so there are a shitload of them everywhere.
Everyone in my family does woodworking. There are shelves in every room in this house. There's also a wooden deck.
>>74222059
>Road trips
I honestly feel sorry for the rest of the world, I guess.
>>74225659
I've always wanted to start woodworking, but never know how to get started. Teach me, dude.
This is genious. Write crap like this and everyone suddenly cares about your shitty article.
It's your fault too, /pol/. These people don't actually believe this shit. There's no point trying to prove their bait wrong.
>>74222059
memes aside this is straight racist
it hurts me deeply to see what Cracked.com has become
>>74225720
Make a box
Screw horizontal slats across said box
varnish it and you're golden
Do the same thing for a deck but use cinder blocks for support
>>74222059
I've never done any of that stuff but I would love to do a wine tour.
>Mad Dog 20/20
Better than a wino tour, homey.
>>74222059
P A S T E B I N
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>tfw no more Seanbaby MMA articles
>>74222059
>> Fails to recognize white people are literally the most successful beings on earth.
Characteristics of great people are what makes them great
>>74222059
Oh and THAT'S RACIST!!!
>>74224034
made by spitting into
>>74223350
You realize black people literally hate camping
>>74224059
Nice
>>74222059
What's wrong with brunch you niggers
>>74224261
a chinese company that made knock off segways were sued by the actual segway company, however fake segway made so much money that they bought the actual segway company.
The only people on segways around here are jap tourists. Also brunch is bomb-ass, get on my level
>>74222712
>9. Climbing Mt Kilamanjaro
I want to go hiking in mountains but not a specific one
>8. Upcycling
whatever that is kek
>7. Glamping
????
>6. Home Brewing Beer
many countries do this
>5. Woodworking
Anyone can do this in college classes
>4. Adult Coloring Books
not autistic sorry I already know how to color inside the lines
>3. Road Trips
Triangular Trade was an enjoyable road trip for blacks
>2. Board Games
yugioh is played often by black people
>1. Drones
black people can be drones....
>>74222059
I literally have never done any of those
>6. Home Brewing Beer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha_Tyler
>Tyler is an avid fan of beer and is a home brewer.
>>74222059
>drones are RC airplanes with a cooler name
No, they specifically have any form of microcontroller that allows for some level of autonomous adjustment.
I'm sorry you're too retarded to use google. Also
>there are niggers out there RIGHT NOW that there aren't any niggers in the world that like Catan
>literally sitting next to one at this very second
>Home brewing
>Next sentence implies home brewing is dangerous
How fucking retarded do you have to be to fuck up home brew? It's literally just boiling some shit and then sticking it in a jug to sit for a few weeks.
>>74227585
Based memester
