>“It’s like when you have a Mac and you want to play a Microsoft game on it and there’s that weird lag. That’s Hillary Clinton.”
Does this guy know how full of shit he is?
>>74216134
He's a jew so of course he is full of shit.
>>74216134
Wtf does that mean?
>It's like when you have a jew that's full of shit. That's me
I'm imagining Jon trying to load Halo Combat Evolved into Mac El Capitan.
>what the fuck why isn't it reading it? I put the CD in.
Yeah man, I mean, who dislikes Hillary? She's totes hip with the kids man. She's what this country needs, which is why #imwithher
>>74216449
this
>>74216485
He should be at the top of the list for the day of the rope.
>>74216134
that doesn't even make sense, it sounds like something an intern told him to say
>>74216134
huh so his writers are as old and retarded as he is now?
>>74216134
He's trying to make a joke, a joke that hipsters can relate to, but because he doesn't have an army of writers behind him anymore, he tried his best. He just thought:
"What do kids do? Play video games! Hmm, what do cool kids play video games on? Macs! Macs are cool, but I bet if you played a game for windows on a mac it would be all buggy. I know they'll relate to that! See look how relevant, young, and in touch I am. I play microsoft video games too!!!"
Pic related, my mac
>>74216449
kek
>>74216767
I don't think I can give the benefit of a doughty that intern is retarded..
either his interns are old and dumb too or he fucked up trying to say what his intern mumbled while blowing him
>>74216134
>Stewart is a Scottish surname (also used as a masculine given name) possibly of pre-7th century Old English origin, derived from stigeweard, the genitive prefix stige meaning "hall", and the suffix weard meaning "guardian" or "warden".
How is Jon Leibowitz allowed to culturally appropriate other races names?
It makes sense to me
Hillary's fanbase is pretentious douchebags just like apples
>>74216928
It's his middle name
>>74216134
He's paid to be full of shit. I'm sure he knows.
>>74216827
keep at it and maybe one day you'll reach true enlightenment
>>74216134
games are for man children and kids 2bh
why is he trying to pander to losers
>>74216134
This doesn't even make sense.
Is anyone calling him out for his bullshit or are they all still gooing: "OH MY GOD, YES JON, OMFG, SLAY JON, SLAY!"
Best was when everyone was saying John Oliver's failed Drumpf meme was the thing that would end him. These liberals are so far up their own arses it's absurd.
>a Microsoft game
JUST LIKE US OH MAN DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GAYMER! I AM SUCH A GEEK
>>74217052
not enough waifus imho
>>74217052
Yeah, but that is actually my working desktop. I didn't messy it up or anything. It's 100% legit, how I have my desktop at ay given time. If you look close, there are actually current events screenshotted on the desktop
Who even buys a Mac? Hipster faggots, that's who
>i own a mac to prove how hip i am
>but i really want to install BernieHat Looniex on it
>guess I should've made a real PC
I never thought he was funny. At least Cuckbert played a character. I didn't know what his was. All he would do was pause and make le funny faces xD
>>74216134
>"It’s like when you have a Mac and you want to play a Microsoft game on it and there’s that weird lag. That’s Hillary Clinton.”
Bazinga?
"Hey guys. you know when you're playing Dark Souls and you get an arrow to the knee? That's America."
>>74217513
Did you read a PC market report from 2004? Macs are as common as iPhones are in the smartphone world. If you spent time away from the echo chamber you'd know this.
>>74217021
>Stewart's family emigrated to the U.S. from Poland, Ukraine and Belarus (thus also making him a Litvak Jew); one of his grandfathers was born in Manzhouli (now part of Inner Mongolia).
Still cultural appropriation by his parents.
>>74217761
>>74216134
So is this another meme about Hillary being actually a Republican or something?
>>74216134
The fuck does this even mean?
>>74216134
You people all forget how wonderful this man and his show used to be. All of you. Let me remind you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41e8OqPiOJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XozCMxW6240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD9fqUTlcLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9RsZSNe38Y
>>74216928
Seems to me the more likely origin would be steward
Mac users can use a program called wine to play windows games. The thing is, in Linux, many windows games end up running better FPS wise under wine than on windows. Mac just has shit hardware.
>>74216449
/thread
>>74218021
His point is that Hillary has something a little bit off about here
>>74217817
It has like 10% market share.
>>74218199
Please /pol/. Watch these videos and tell me he's still a "shifty jew." He's different.
Will someone explain this please?
>>74218674
He's just a satirist, /pol/s NatSocs are just paranoid / borderline retarded.
>>74219219
This is what Jon Stewart meant: Hillary Clinton always has to pause before she answers a question because she's calculating a scripted response.
The analogy is bullshit though because Mac games don't work on PC and vice versa. There is no lag.
I don't even hate John Stewart because he is a Jew or a liberal. He is JUST NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
>it's like when you have a comedian and you want him to tell jokes but he's so far up his own ass he forgets to actually be funny
>>74219339
Thanks m8
"You know when you run out of mustache wax and beard oil and your jeans just won't roll up the way you like them? That's Hillary Clinton."
lel is that larry liebowitz?
dosn't he know google had him by the tail years ago?
>>74219551
Finally, a comedian I can identify with.
>>74218481
I though this was his way of calling her low energy
>>74218674
He was parodying conservatives
>>74216485
Dude, like, dude. Combat evolved was originally a mac game. At least do your research before you make bad analogies.
>>74216389
it means someone wrote another joke for him
>>74218123
Maybe he uses a streaming service
>>74217063
His whole crowd is beta cuck losers.
>>74216134
It's hilarious trying to watch every different kind of political retard try to take down Hillary.
>far left, Berniebots, hipster kids and redditors
>far right, Trumpers, alt-right, and /pol/
>establishment right, RNC, Koch brothers, Fox
>entertainment industry (only those pandering to the above groups)
>energy industry
>foreign governments
No one can stop the God Empress because she is supported by a very large portion of women, blacks, and middle class voters.
