>Wake up and look at TV
>"WW3" has started
>Hear screaming outside
What do you do in hour 1? hour 2? the first night?
go back to sleep
*EVERYBODY* WINS!
>>74214212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zybo5hqIJW0
If my country takes part (it probably will), ill sign up for the military depending on whats at stake.
>>74214212
Masturbate one last time
>>74214212
shitpost on /pol/
>>74214296
first post best post
>>74214212
Alert /pol/ and tell them that it's happening
>>74214212
vote for trump to save us all
>>74214212
Keep watching the news.
>>74214212
omfg, I hear vibrations outside.
Eat Mushrooms to enhance my vision then go on a spree before getting ontop of a building and flying off the building with full grace to my utter demise.
>>74214212
oh boy a roleplay thread
MY FAVORITE
>>74214212
>life goes on in uninterrupted in new zealand
sucks to be so far removed from the happenings
>>74214368
This.
Also see if I can find a live stream.
>>74214453
It's you mom having her "secret mommy play time".
>>74214212
>live in a far away corner of Brazil
>in a farm near a tiny rural city away from anything in South BR
>the screaming is probably the car radio since there is no one around the farm house except for some cows
>go back to the TV, make some hot cocoa and enjoy the fireworks in my comfy home
It would be great desu
>>74214212
"If you fight the enemy, it wins." - A wise man once said that. I guess I'd let myself get killed?
>>74214212
roll over, and fall alseep soundly and peacefully knowing the worst that can happen is that humanity survives.. and hope I never wake up.
>>74214316
Needs more anime music to be /pol/
take a buttload of LSD, smoke all of my weed along with the people I love and just wait for the mushroom cloud to cuck me up
>>74214368
The first and last real happening thread. :/
>>74214212
Comfy time.
>>74214212
>What do you do in hour 1? hour 2? the first night?
Go immediately under my bed before to surrender
>>74214212
Get a worthless qualification or degree so I fall under skilled profession so I don't get drafted
>>74214346
This
If I live through it I can tell my kids and grandkids stories similar to what my great-grandfather told me about Okinawa and Iwo Jima
>>74214212
Go down to the recruiting station and be glad something is finally happening. Hell. I might even livestream the helmet cam of my death to the terrified NEETs of the Northern Annexed Territories.
>>74214561
Same here remote tax in aus I will be comfy as fuck watching the world burn
>>74214212
Kill every jew until there are none left.
Get in my truck load it up with as much canned, dry food and water as humanly possible.
Take only backroads 400 miles down to my dads place in the middle of nowhere desert
We have a cave we found that has a mountain river flowing through it so constantly pure water
literallly in the middle of nowhere
we will just go live there and see what happens
Go back to sleep, there's nothing i can do
get fucking hyped that we're finally having a generation-defining struggle again
>>74214212
Get right with the Lord and then reenlist .
Probably re-activate my World of Warcraft account and do some random heroics
>>74214316
>not "TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN"
Play gta 5 till the internet went out
>>74214368
This. My country wouldn't be involved at first so I would enjoy it while I can.
>>74214212
Play some video games and rejoice in the fact that I won't have to study for the BAR anymore.
>>74214212
Snipe minorities from the woods if its chaos outside, keep track off it all on my counting stick. Try and get an impressive score before dying.
>>74214212
We must pray to kek for another happening... it's been too long.
>>74214870
Kek
>>74214562
>falling for memes
is /pol/ pure autism now?
>>74215336
Then what
>>74214212
pick up some tools, as much water and gas i can find, weapon and run north innawoods
>>74214562
top ferrari
>>74214212
depend on what happens
>Strap on that helmet and start shooting
>>74214459
>not taking some whiskey and PCP and maximizing the rampage
>>74215538
Then play story mode until the power goes out
>>74215098
>desert
The Mexicans will find you, and destroy your river.
>>74214212
>put on my milsurp
>grab my bugout bag and guns
>hunt niggers like predator in a mad max world
>>74215546
what if Ahmed wants you to keep a lookout for him and your wife in the shed while they take position in the master bedroom?
>>74214212
>hour 1
Check what I got at home and how long I can survive
>hour 2
Accept Christianity and pray to Jesus
>the first night
Sleep
Then I try to survive for another 60~ years.
>>74215644
Then what (checked btw)
Hour 1: Everything I can to bolster my supplies of food and water.
This would probably go on well into the first few days. I live in a really small mountain town that's not likely to get hit by any nuclear fallout if it comes to that, I'd try my best to ride that bitch out.
>>74214212
Rally behind Emperor Trump and be there when Constantinople is retaken and the last brown man is executed
>>74214212
>hour 1
grab my revolver, load it with 357, holster it to my belt.
throw a bunch of ammo, my gold coins, a handful of silver coins, my important documents, beef jerky, walkies, batteries, etc. into a bag. grab a jug of water. put it next to the bag. put everything near the door. (except for my revolver, which is holstered)
get my wife to prepare similarly
>hour 2
try to get on the internet. if the internet is working, go to /pol/ and twitter and find out what's going on. if not, try radio.
>hour 3
depends on what happened in hour 2
>>74215491
Of course, but it's Republican autism.
first i'll wait for the import substitution industrialization, then i'll get an overpaided job as an ingineer.
and finaly i'd be comfy knowing my country won't get involve as we did in WWII
Watch as Yurop and North America get BTFO and Brazil becomes a superpower because everyone else is dead
>>74214598
>Animu musik XD
Fuck off.
>>74215793
Probably just fap and drink. The mental spank bank never loses connection.
>>74214212
Bend over and kiss my ass good bye.
I am 8 burger kilometers from the White House.
Flee Toronto to live with the rest of my family who all live in Fredericton.
Do nothing desu. Anyone stupid enough to challenge the US would be decimated by us. If the US isn't involved, just shitpost about brown folk dying.
>>74215736
chinaman, i would think about stones and glasshouses before trying to meme anyone
Grab my bugout bag, buy supplies and head innawoods
1) Kill Neighbours immediatly before fully take in what's going on.
2) Steal all their shit, especially gun ammo
3) Prepare for the long treck to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault
>>74214212
Same old, same old.
>>74214212
>What do you do in hour 1? hour 2? the first night?
Go kick Germany's ass for the third time.
i'm from poland
there's a high chance the area i live in is already occupied
>>74216227
>the long treck to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault
A-aren't you an island?
>>74214212
Go to the recruitment offices and enlist to defend my country
>>74214212
I'm headed to the truck stop at the end of the world.
Grab my weapons, along with some dry food and bottled water that I keep stocked. Then make my way to my great-grandma's house out in the middle of nowhere. Hopefully the rest of the family will meet me there. My dad always told me to head there if SHTF and we can't meet up in the city. Then I'd wait for news updates, and in the worst case scenario, try to make my way up to the uninhabited parts of Canada.
>>74216033
What would you do about the war raging outside?
>>74215098
Have fun getting flesh eating bacteria or parasites.
>m-muh boiling!
Doesn't always kill all bacteria. Especially not them cave dwelling archaebacteria.
Start up my portable generator, get my emergency bourbon and plug in my 2TB HDD of Ron Paul memes.
>>74214212
get surprised that: *It Ain't Me* hasn't started playing yet
>>74214212
Rape and torture to death my neighbors. Take their supplies. Slowly expand my area of raping, torturing, murdering, and stealing until someone gets lucky and kills me.
>>74216121
Your country is already undergoing ww3, your media just renames "invasion" to "migrant crisis"
>>74216445
I'd go out, get a gun and start rounding up women whom I shall impregnate. In 10 years time I'll have my own army.
I live in the remote south (alps) of Germany. Far enough to get hit first but close enough to see the nukes falling on Munich.
Probably would ether decide to venture into the mountains and build a shack there or jump into the fray and die dishonorably with muhammad cutting off my head.
Would probably throw a coin to decide.
>>74217004
is there any truly romete are left in europe?
>>74216572
Idk if ww3 would reuse songs from other war soundtracks. Whoever made the war would be accused of unoriginality.
>>74216227
hope you have a boat
The only winning move is not to play
>>74217133
pyrenees. northern scotland. parts of finland and norway. underdeveloped eastern european countries
>>74216989
>get a gun
>Britain
Your plan failed at step two.
>>74215098
you just gave up a lot of info on your location bro.
>>74216445
probably head to the coast, get on my boat and head to pic related. For my weapon I would use a compound bow. Stay the fuck away from people.
>>74217364
I can easily get a gun.
>>74214212
Screaming outside probably means we're being invaded so I'll enlist and fight and likely die.
>>74214212
If there's fighting on us soil as the start of ww3 I'll just start laughing, I don't have a bomb shelter to survive the MAD that will follow.
>>74214212
Start downloading everything from e621.net before the internet goes down for good.
>>74215098
>Take only backroads 400 miles down to my dads place in the middle of nowhere desert
>you will never be this comfy
fuck i hate being an east coaster sometimes
>>74214212
Internet still working?
Can't be that bad. Go to sleep.
If the internet goes dark, then I will initiate protocol happening.
Wait two weeks in my basement, have batteries there for about two weeks of iPad. Not sure what I will watch.
Then I will look outside what kind of apocalypse is going on.
If it's just war, like you say, go back into basement, charge batteries with my car's engine, which is parked in said basement, wait for 2 more weeks.
Lock basement.
Repeat.
I won't tell you how much food and water I have stacked.
My designated shitting bag will be glorious after some months.
What will I do with it?
Probably literally create a shit post in real life.
>>74215027
This. And it i dont live thought it, its also a win
>I grab my army backpack and pack all my survival supplies. Clothes, canned food, rope, knives, etc...
>Leave my apartment and run to my girlfriends home
>on the way I raid my dispensary for hash
>when I get to my qts place, make sure her family is safe, then use her moms car to get to my families place
>drive to my families place, tell everyone to stay there, my dad and I will go raid the nearest hunting store for guns, ammo and survival gear
>do that, come back, pick up everyone, and drive up north innawoods through park trails and side streets and seek refuge among the natives, learning the tricks of surviving the harsh climate in northern Canada
>>74214212
Drive over to gf's place, tell her I'm going off to war soon, ask her to marry me when I come home again, and try and become an officer.
>>74218728
>15 year old detected
Jack off while hearing the beautiful screams of the mudslimes getting shot.
>>74218728
>going to his dispensary before his gf's house
DUDE
>>74214212
Raid cities and took all valuable things.
Store it, when the war end I'll be rich
>>74214212
pack bags. move to countryside. in the mountains maybe. dont take phones or any electronics
>>74219926
>Raid cities and took all valuable things.
>implying it's going to be that easy
you of all people should know this, brazil
>>74220015
It's easy in the chaos and without police.
Just invade a house, kill the family and took what they have.
I could bomb some banks too
>>74218728
>Leave my apartment and run to my girlfriends home
>on the way I raid my dispensary for hash
>>74217157
What would be the type of music that defines WW3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe6hHnHUQVk
>>74220448
was literally just about to say DG and then i saw the thumbnail
my nigga
>>74220448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02cxaB-XOk
Something like this for me.
>>74214212
So like is this full blown US and Russia are starting to shoot nukes off WW3?
Or something shy of that?
Because nukes give the average American about 30 minutes to an hour to be out of all the kill zones.
In the spirit of that I'd be in my car driving southeast as fast as I fucking could.
>>74216694
>Let me tell you about your country
what really do you know about ANY country besides usa?
stop acting like perpubiscent kid on sugar rush
>>74220142
>implying anyone with anything valuable wouldn't have gtfo
>implying you could even get into cities
>implying you would even survive three seconds if you did
>>74214212
I live in northern ireland, the asshole of the UK so I doubt anyone would both giving us shit desu.
Guess I'd go back to shitposting on /pol/ and enjoying the happening threads if the internet still happens to work.
Run around naked with a small American Flag sticking out of my ass and have two 9mm Berettas in both hands and just go to town on the Muslim or Chink invaders.
i'd probably sell a few /ES contracts to hedge the rest of my portfolio
Realize I'm on 40 acres, have enough space to grow crops and feed myself, a clean river to get water from and enough fire wood to keep toasty indefinitely. I have one bridge and the property next door can only be accesed by the road from fording the stream.
Comfy.winrar
Going back to sleep and knowing millions are dying with every breath I take, but I shall survive to help repopulate the species.
>>74220677
>So like is this full blown US and Russia are starting to shoot nukes off WW3?
>Or something shy of that?
either-or. so yeah. either nuclear holocaust. or pic related. i hope to god it would be pic related instead of the other.
>>74214212
>hour 1
fill everything i can get my hands on with gasoline
>hour 2
get all of the diet pepsi i can get my hands on in my small town
>first night
start building my car wall around my house.
>goal
create barter town
>>74220943
inb4 i pollute all the streams to drive people to barter town
>>74214561
>live in a far away corner of Brazil
but i was told acre doesn't exist
>>74216466
>all water sources in existence will kill you
wew lad
captcha: waterfalls
I wont do a rats ass because nobody knows where we are.
>what do you do in hour 1?
Get snacks and watch the show on tv.
>>74214346
You'll do what the UK tells you to do, leaf.
>>74214212
I would move my water filter, food supplies, ammo, weapons, BOB, radio, batteries, plastic sheeting, clothing, duct tape, oil lamps and my stored seeds to my basement shelter. I have a couple hundred gallons of water down there, so I'd be set for quite a while. I can run my LAN and cameras on battery power for at least a week, and I have mechanical perimeter alarms as well, so I should be pretty set on security. Once that's done, I'd switch off the mains breaker and just listen to the radio.
>>74221017
Do you really think that Russia will start invasion w/o nuclear bombing of every strategic object?
>>74221888
the thing is, i don't think neither of us are willing to extinguish human civilization over the baltic states. and i hope to god you guys wouldn't, because i live in one of the biggest targets in the world.
>>74214212
Go to the nearest recruiting office and serve my country.
>>74214212
It has already started.
>>74214212
>What do you do in hour 1?
raep wite bitches
>hour 2?
steel witeys shit
>the first night?
kill witey
eat witey
thank obama 4 hope n change n shit
>>74214212
i live next to global strike command so i'll die shortly.
>>74221888
>starting an invasion
>in america
That would be literally the most retarded shit even with nukes unless you somehow got Canada and Mexico in on it and even that would only slightly increase your chances of winning while infinitely increasing the chances of the entirety of North America becoming USA and annexed territories..
Pack my shit up, head south to the NSW-QLD border, entrench, and get ready to enact the Brisbane Line 2: Electric Boogaloo.
You're not taking my fucking shit, you god damn Ruskies. We can beat the Japs we can beat the Slavs.
>>74214212
We'll be alright
Drones
F22
F16
F18
Ac130
Airborne
Rangers
Force recon
SEALs
Spec Forces
Largest navy
Most powerful subs
Highest mobility airforce
Heaviest satcoms a d air missile defense
Best communications
Orbital bombardment capability
Best armor
We can just sit back and claim victory
>>74214212
Assuming it's nuclear shrug and play whatever game I feel like while browsing pol until I feel fire probably.
If it's not nuclear lock the doors and windows and do the same except until something actually happens.
>>74214212
pathetically I would text my ex.
then I would join the fight.
>>74222550
>Orbital bombardment capability
are you high?
>>74214212
I live in bum fuck nowhere Alabama
Even if they used nukes I'd still be fine
Go innawoods. I have everything ready.
>>74222512
Exactly. So if someone want invade to you from Eurasia they need to be pretty sure that USA is incapacitated. Nukes, man.
>>74216989
The thing is that other guys have the same idea. Your going to run out of bullets
>>74214212
go full abo
>>74222733
We have that dawg
>>74214212
My skill is usually subsidized and sought after, however it requires me to stay in the states so I doubt I'll be serving overseas.
Also have already served so I know I won't *have* to go anywhere.
So hour one, get my son if I don't already have him. Hour 2 organize provisions, first night gather more provisions or roll out, depending on situation.
Depending on how it really goes down, I'm not sure it will really sink in *most* the population's psyche until a few days. Save a situation that immediately stops current life, I don't think the food runs will start the first night. Again, that's depending on how it all starts.
>>74223091
Nukes couldn't even knock out enough military targets to decapitate it and it would barely make sense to knock out cities. It'll stir a lot of shit and even then the US would have also knocked Russia on it's ass with it's own deadman switches
Fear of nukes have made everything boring, we need a good old no holds barred exchange to show that most things won't even be destroyed and start having real wars again.
>>74223427
no we don't. stop confusing the ghosts campaign with real life
>>74222550
>We'll be alright
>What is mutually assured destruction?
In case it's still possible, get onboard an airplane to south america
Otherwise try to get to the alps and hope it's far enough from main targets.
Live bout 30 minutes away from a targey food and regional distribution center. Set up shop there for awhile. Backup generators will keep the food cold. After that fails, move food into reefer trailers to gain additional time. I'll gave food, water, security and random shit to keep me preoccupied for the happening.
>>74214212
Kill my family before killing myself so they don't get traumatized by finding my body.
Atomic and nuclear bombs are a hoax. Hiroshima was a fire bomb. The footage blasts during the years that these bombs have been tested were done so with conventional explosives. Just a large amount of dynamite exploding can replicate mushroom clouds. It's all fake. Nothing but a scare. Scientists have also debunked the radiation fallout.
>>74221304
This, God save the Queen
>>74214212
depends on what started it. If the war is being fought on account of the globalists then I'll move to argentina or south brazil. somewhere in latin america.
>>74224877
>t. retard
>>74224877
Lol wut
>>74216360
>>>74214212 (OP)
>Go to the recruitment offices and enlist to defend my country
This pretty much senpai
>>74216021
This is a japanese imageboard based in anime.
>>74225017
You mean Great hummus in the sky pls forgive us for our dropping of kebab wrap.
>live in an 80% uppermiddle class white area on the East Coast
Nothing because we're too docile and cushy for anything to happen
Christ I thought this thread would be fun but now I realize this board is all underage b&.
>>74214212
>What do you do in hour 1?
Defect to Emperor Trump's America.
>hour 2?
Swear my life to the Emperor and promise to die in glorious combat in his name.
>the first night?
Get shipped off to boot camp.
>>74214212
Message my friends on facebook to see if they're ok
>Hour One Get shit faced
>Hour Two Tip my fedora when jesus walks by the bar
>>74226360
This is a shit imagebord based in politics
>>74227363
You chose the winning side, son. Congratulations on achieving the near impossible, not becoming a cuck in the heart of cuckland.
>>74214212
Bunker down in my house until shit starts hitting the fan close to home, and then after that gather as many supplies as I can and go innawoods, it's not much but I know some pretty good spots after doing delivery at Lowes
>>74221017
A world war with conventional weapons will never happen as long as nukes exist. It's either MAD or nothing.
>>74214459
Gotta get a grip
Post on 4chan.
>>74214212
>What do you do in hour 1? hour 2? the first night?
>Hour 1
after I realize that I have mistakenly clicked on some anons happening fantasy thread I post telling him what a gigantic faggot he is
>Hour 2
Become disgusted with how /b/ tier /pol/ is tonight and go read a book
>the first night
Go to bed hoping /pol/ will suck less tomorrow
>>74214212
masturbate furiously
>>74214212
Get into my car as the sun sets, put on my Arcade Fire playlist and drive until I'm unable to drive anymore.
Feels frissony tbhfam
Run to the mountains.
>>74223989
No we seriously have that capability. Not in the sense that there are sats floating around with that kind of arsenal. But we do have aerospace capability that will allow us to deploy that within 2 hours of global respnse.
>>74224383
Mutually assured destruction? Who I going to hit us and from where? How will our patriot interceptors not react?
I live within 10miles of the 2nd largest international airport in north america - if the jets aren't flying, I'd know something is wrong.
That said, gear up and wait, I'd contact the neighbors and initiate the street wide plan of holding shit down
Also roll up a joint before the mayhem kicks off, but I bet the internet will get cut by then
>>74231078
Yep, can confirm
>>74214212
go nail a lawn chair to the roof and make myself a mixed drink and enjoy the view (not the tv show but the actual view)
its the same response to if a astroid is about to hit earth and i got maybe 2 hours prep time
Watch as my entire community in rural Colorado rallies together against extinction
>>74231585
>Americans are proud to look this fat and inbred
Gross. Can't say I'm surprised he's trying to dual-wield those pieces of shit. Probably shitposted on /pol/ and thought he was gonna make his vidya for realz.
Fill the tubs in my house full of water, fill every large container with water.
>>74214212
>first hour
Get all documents, grab knife (tfw no gun to defend me with), tell family to prepare and get all shit ready.
Put clothes and protection to dogs to prevent injuries from the happening
Fill the car with gas
>second hour
Contact neighbourhood and improvise a defense plan for the street like barricades in both sides of the street if they arent hostile yet
>first night
prepare to travel to our house in the mountains and get comfy while watching the happening.
dont forget to grab your thinkpad with a 3g chip so you keep internet access on the go.
im seriously thinking about defense training my dogs, but im afraid that their personality might change.
Continue on with my training. Air Force space operator tech school, I got important shit to train for. I'd be more anxious to actually work on my missile detection systems now
I live in the middle of nowhere, why the fuck would I hear screaming?
Besides my house has guns anyway.
