>trump supporters are alpha males
>4chan users are trump supporters
Pick one
>>74174863
>tfw I picked both
>>74174863
>splitting wood half naked
this man is silly
>>74174863
Yes. I am an alpha and I will support the future emperor of America.
t. alpha
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2019 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
Peace out nerds.
>>74175045
Based
Why dont you post a Picture of one instead of a ugly beta that looks like he got a tumor onhimself
>trump supporters are alpha males
>4chan users are trump supporters
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm ain't no Chad.
>>74175045
This should be saved if it isn't already pasta. Well done based gym bro. You give god himself a run for his money.
>>74174920
>tfw youre lying to yourself
>>74174863
Maybe not alpha males, but definitely not proud in being good goy beta cucks.
>>74174863
Can someone who agrees to be led by a woman (e.g., Hillary) be an alpha?
>>74174863
Trump makes me think of Stalin, in a way.
>Ohohoh, oh simple little Trump. You won't get any delegates.
>Ahah! G-good one, Trump, but you're still too stupid to get a MAJORITY of the delegates.
>...ok seriously, you aren't going to be the Republic-
And now America's "intellectual" media circle jerk is in a fucking panic.
It's too late, though. Stalin IS the party. The party is Stalin.
>>74174863
That's a pretty elaborate way to say
That you are looking for bulls to cuck you, redditt proxy leaf.
>>74174981
Better put that jacket on and sweat like fucking Rubio
>>74174863
>Alpha male are those who dominate things into their will
>/pol/ manipulates reality on some eterium level using paint-made memes to fit it into their view of world
>>74174863
Also the true alphas are Jews
>>74174863
Someone that unironically use terms such as "alpha male" is assuredly a beta.
>>74177425
Meme magic works in mysterious ways
>>74177944
>44
There are people, here and right now, who would say that it was coincident.
Real life /pol/iticians are scarce in numbers, but Trump is winning by big numbers. Alphas love him, were just onboard the train to victory as well.
>>74175045
This was hot.
