NYT BTFO: Trump ex-gf sets the record straight on NYT Hit Piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ehidkNhkw
Journalist that tied Ted Cruz's Father to JFK Assassination and exposed Rubio's foam parties found DEAD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz5S2SrVZPY
>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
New Jersey- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Manafort on CNN 5/15/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcn2JrPELZM
>Eric Trump on Watters’ World 5/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdKn3zy1Hfw
>Katrina on CNN 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Effect – Remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2mof1hwT0s
>Trump – In His Own Words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_yl3O4k1Sk
>Baked Alaska – MAGA Anthem!
https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/731637772964925444
>Anderson Cooper on Suicide Watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkfTciQ_pS0
>Glenn Beck Impersonates Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7O26NYXGYM
>Judge Jeanine SLAMS Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCQmtOeUMUU
>Who is John Miller?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
Just did my civic duty
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
Latest Banter
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
ARTICLES/NEWS
>HYPOCRITE: Obama slams Trump’s wall, as the White House plans to raise its fence!
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/disgusting-obama-goes-trump-rutgers-commencement-address-defends-open-borders/
>Trump: If President, Brexit won’t affect US-Britain Trade Deal
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-trump-idUSKCN0Y60AY
>Mobius: Trump Trade Policies more than likely won’t lead to Trade War
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mark-mobius-doesn-t-see-trade-war-if-trump-is-president-192339427.html?soc_src=mediacontentsharebuttons&soc_trk=tw
>Mexican Govt. Warns (Threatens) Trump Voters over Remittances
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-fg-u.s.-mexico-remittances-20160512-snap-story.html
>WaPo Assigns 20 Reporters to dig up dirt on “Every Phase of” Trump’s Life…and some on Hillary
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/woodward-20-wapo-reporters-dig-dirt-on-trump-every-phase-of-his-life/article/2591021
>Trump Surging in Support Nationally
http://www.hannity.com/articles/election-493995/new-poll-donald-trump-surges-in-14702286/
>Sanders Campaign Discouraging supporters from voting Trump
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/bernie-sanders-no-trump-vote-223063
EMPEROR’S DESK
>What Hillary Really Represents
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/what-hillary-clinton-really-represents/
>Trump Supporter Confronts Cruz over Delegates
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/trump-supporter-confronts-ted-cruz-delegates-38661152
>Trump and the Transgendered Bathroom “””Controversy”””
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idd0XfHTsMA
>Mexican & Black Trump Supporters Speaks Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ED_CsJV0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re1uxe1eaFE
>Trump YT Channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/trump/videos
MAGA
awoooo glub glub
60-65% of republicans voted against you Donald. How do you expect to win the election without us?
>when the nyt realizes that even trump's rejects are ride or die bitches
BLESSED BE THE KEKHEARTED!
>Donald Trump explicitly calling out Cameron and Khan
What does he expect to come out of this? Khan was raising legitimate grievances which effect British citizens, Cameron was reacting to Trumps nuts ideas about Sharia police in London, which are totally false.
If he actually becomes elected, he'll still have to deal with Cameron for at least 2 years. That's going to be very hard
>>74171244
Stop playing koi.
>>74171245
how do you expect to make america great again without the donald?
POOLS CLOSED MOTHER FUCKERS.
ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO US
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
>SHOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOP
>>74171075
It's owned by the richest Mexican in the world. A man who profits big time on the current immigration system.
So yeah, gee, I wonder why the NYT is trying to hurt Trump.
GIVE ME THE DELEGATES DAHNALD
>>74171245
You voting for hillary?
>>74171155
we spamming qt Trumpettes?
Count me in.
>>74171257
I'm pretty sure even his ex-wife still likes him.
I'm not sure how he managed to break things off so cordially with all of them.
>>74171271
Telling the British to fuck off when they're being stupid is literally the foundation of our country. Political points don't come any safer than that.
>>74171271
Hopefully your people wake up en masse to Cameron idiocy and you elect a proper conservative into the PM spot.
>>74171271
You can suck it limey. You need us now than we need you.
>>74171245
Republicans always fall in line when it comes to the general election.
Even if you didn't like Trump voting for him is easy when the alternative is Hillary.
>>74171266
>not sure if jail bait
>>74171164
I would, if they didn't block me
UTAH IS IN THE BAG
Trump 43
Clinton 30
Source: http://utahpolicy.com/index.php/features/today-at-utah-policy/9518-
>>74171334
>master negotiater
>unable to sweet talk a woman into thinking it's ok they're breaking up
pick one, Donald could sell ice to an eskimo
>>74170916
It says Trump and Huntsman have been talking. For 2 prominent anti establishment non office holders, that is not nothing.
Huntsman is the best pick. Honestly, it's not even close. Who else? Webb is a meme, Gingrich is out of date and a distraction, Mattis isn't political, the rest are neocons or destroyed by Trump in the primary...
>>74171406
Make a throwaway like mine
>>74171271
Trump will just send Cameron a pig head.
>>74171271
Cameron is a useless cuck. When you leave the EU and hang him, you can go back to being Greatest Ally
>>74171394
>i came here to fap to you
>>74171271
>t. Achmed Hassan al-Britaini
Trump doesn't need to deal with these supine cock-gobblers; rather, they need to learn to deal with Trump.
>>74171440
he should send Khan one too, 2bhpham
>>74171330
pic unrelated
>>74171271
With some luck Cameron will step down following Brexit.
Khan completely misunderstood that Trump's policy is an immigration policy and made a complete fool of himself
>>74171394
never stopped you before, Lt. Quattro
>>74171271
He doesn't have to deal with Cameron
Cameron will have to deal with him
>>74171320
DISPITE ALL My RAGE IM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
Awoo, I really miss Trump rallies.
>>74171334
His divorce with Ivana was actually super nasty.
>>74171245
Same way Obama keeps winning without you
>>74171411
feels good after #cruzmissiles pushing blue Utah as a meme
>>74171325
No Donald, after seeing your sniveling cowardice; I am now #NeverTrump.
>>74171293
I would've been a better president on the basis of being a True Conservative.
>>74171465
kek. The 2 on the right are passable tho, no?
>>74171440
Nah, he'll send Cameron a gimp mask and a copy of Arabic for Dummies.
>>74171330
I just dumped mine in the last thread and have to wait to repost them, I need to build my Trump qt folder though so dump them if you have them.
>>74171411
Good. To think I was hearing Dems say Utah is "in play" For Clinton lol.
>>74171245
exept they didnt
>>74171075
> That pic
> Someone shouldn't be held to a higher standard when they're running for President
>>74171394
She looks like 30 fucking used bitch
>>74171544
i'll dump a few, i don't like spamming it of course. Feels dirty.
>>74171411
Of fucking course. Blue Utah was always a meme.
>>74171544
I have a shit ton of Trump qts in my folder but posting them all would spam the thread to death.
>>74171271
>>74171345
exactly, our government was founded by telling brits where exactly to suck us on our dick
>>74171595
>that flag
>giving it a (you)
>donald sterlings career wasnt ruined for being racist
>>74171506
>#NeverTrump.
>>74171506
>True Conservative
okay, bye then
What are you listening to fampais?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
Well, /pol/?
>>74171245
In all honesty, the fact that he wrapped up the GOP nomination quicker than Hillary wrapped up the Dem is incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV9p348boM0
Reminder that Trump is literally Batman
>>74171628
Elliot?
>>74171653
do it. MAGA this thread with no survivors
>>74171702
After he's served 8 years as president.
>>74171345
Point.
>>74171360
We don't elect PM's, the party with the most MP's choose them. Although he has said he's stepping down in about two years.
>>74171370
>>74171481
>>74171462
US-UK relationship is bilateral. As in; you need us for certain things. Things like security co-operation (we are the only country outside of the U.S which does Cyber-warfare in the West) become difficult when one world leader has explicitly said it will be hard to co-operate with him.
>>74171470
I'm assuming we are going to stay In, just based on probability, but we could leave. Don't really know how this changes the current Trump-UK relationship, but it might.
>>74171506
3/10 made me reply
now get out OUT OUT!
>>74171628
>>74171674
D-Donald I haven't yet finished. California will stop you dead in your tracks.
>>74171702
>nigatu
>wearing a crown
>>74171271
The God Emperor will have ALL the inside goss on this diseased pig fucker, he'll do exactly as he's told.
>>74171702
I'll be accountable for it
You're welcome world.
>>74171702
When will niggers learn to make a statement without retarded emojis?
>>74171684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uqaZW20rdg
>>74171330
I can never work out if Asians are cute or freakish
>>74171702
The moment blacks will hold themselves accountable for Mugabe.
>>74171702
I will gladly do that.
>>74171770
Where did you get that one?
>his exes have the same spray tan as him
Why am I even surprised?
>>74171811
oy vey
>>74171719
>>74171761
i hope this episode has made you realise that the US doesn't give a shit about our country
>>74171183
>http://trumpshow.info/
nice idea!
>>74171684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phkY6usCF4
>>74171595
Tell that to Hillary supporters.
Is Trump purposely not releasing his tax returns so the media will keep talking about it for free publicity?
>>74171570
The good thing about cuckservatives being timid and weak means a #nevertrump movement would never succeed outside of the party elite.
>>74171702
When black people is accountable for O.J. Simpson, Bill Cosby, etc...
>>74171811
>Jew
>White
lmao
>>74171761
>Don't really know how this changes the current Trump-UK relationship, but it might.
Trump has loosely supported Brexit
>>74171863
Obama made me realize that. But we are still more useful then some would have us believe.
>>74171770
>>74171833
i got it off here
>>74171674
>>74171767
Hi Newfags, I guess you weren't paying attention before, but there used to be a guy named Ted Cruz running for the republican nomination, and you replied to an obvious shitpost, 0/10.
>/r/SandersForPresident
>username Stop_Think_Atheism_
>praises Marx
>calls others "comrade"
Peak Reddit achieved.
>>74171544
She might shoot her but
>>74171797
That girl is not Asian mate.
Not even close.
>>74171266
what's with her chin?
>>74171896
True.
>>74171890
He's going to release them and there will be a huge nothing burger.
Mitt Romney will have been btfo 5 times.
>>74171928
Joke's on you, I just wanted to use that gif.
>taking a satirical singaporean cooking enthusiast forum this seriously
>>74171462
This. America will not be disrespected again.
As God Emperor always says, we hold all the cards.
All other nations will beg to be our friends. And, we'll let them know exactly what we require of them before they're allowed to be our friend.
>>74171761
How can that little cunt dare to not listen the prime sinister talking about pig heads
>>74171935
>Comrade
>>74171942
>implying it's loaded
It's only May and the NYT is getting BTFO
Where the fuck do we go from here? Nate Lead said Trump wasn't even supposed to be the nominee yet!
>>74171784
I can't wait.
>>74172032
That's great lol
>>74172065
bit of a man face, but I'd still give her a ride on the baloney pony
>>74171673
I didn't say we don't hold private citizens to certain standards, just the standards for President are even higher
>>74171889
touche
Trump is the true steel. Cruz is pure iron, black and hard and strong, yes, but brittle, the way iron gets. He'll break before he bends. And Rubio, that one, he's copper, bright and shiny, pretty to look at but not worth all that much at the end of the day.
>>74171916
That power (if it exists) does not manifest through a weak PM and the Mayor of London insulting a presidential candidate, however.
>>74171702
>There's literally Nigger in here name
>>74172120
I love me some Trumpettes
LOL Mac Miller unintentionally made a Trump propaganda song, so he had to go on TV and make fun of Trump to prove his loyalty to the leftist media.
Lyrics are Trumpian as fuck
"We gonna take over the world while these haters getting mad
"We gonna make all this money while these haters getting mad
Sounds like Donald Trump's vision for America, glorious.
Here's the TV appearance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm8ISls_TBA
What a fucking loser, he likes Trump when he has no political standing, but now that's hes on the other team he suddenly has to hate him.
Any new interviews or events that I missed?
>>74171942
The hammer is down and the safety is on
>>74172032
FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
>>74171075
>listen to ex-gf story
>at pool party
>model just coming from model shoot
>he shows her around
>gives her swimsuit
>hooks up
the man has lived a proper life
he's a
what unflattering stories is the clinton news network talking about
they've already called him hitler, racist, bigoted, etc and those haven't worked
>>74172194
I used to listen to bitchboy Mac Miller before that stunt and now i boycott him. haven't heard his shit since.
>>74171702
When will niggers hold themselves accountable for 14% of the population committing over half of all violent crimes?
>>74172245
Literally what? Is CNN just making shit up now?
>>74171075
>never once accused of being racist by anyone
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but ya'll do know this is complete bullshit, right?
I'm not even going to weigh in on whether or not it's true, but the God-Emperor has been the subject of racism accusations for some time now.
Here's Larry David heckling him on SNL in 2001:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1227364/You-racist-Larry-David-heckles-Donald-Trump-SNL.html
And here's an article about a book lambasting him for being a racist from 1991:
http://articles.philly.com/1991-05-10/news/25795529_1_trump-associates-trump-s-atlantic-city-donald-trump
Far from the only examples of it, as well.
>>74171607
WHERE DO THESE PICTURES COME FROM?????
>>74172032
Holy shit my sides
>>74172205
Watch this: https://youtu.be/E_ehidkNhkw
It's one of the women in the NYT hit piece saying the times lied about what she said. She also talks about how alpha DT is
Hey bongs, what's your opinion of pic related? Do you love her as much as the american right does?
>>74172032
This is what happens when normies try to use meme magic. Blows up in their face.
>>74172148
>Mayor of London insulting a presidential candidate
You say this, but Boris called Trump names for his comments on London as well. Frankly, if they just let Trump say that London was a sharia infested shithole, it would reflect badly on them. In what world does a presidential candidate think he can just say these things and not get mirth back? Shit might work in America, but these people don't need American votes.
>>74172294
She looks like a pornstar. Nice.
>>74172205
>this happened in my city
For some perspective, the train was probably moving about 20mph at the time. Even without the Michael Bay edit the dumb nigger went down and stayed down.
>>74172245
It's more manufactured controversy
>>74171935
You forgot the implication that it was brave to post Marx on S4P
>>74172294
who is this qt!?!??!
@1?23/1!
>>74172245
>>74172245
What would they call Clintons last few weeks then? 'Rough'? How about fucking calamitous
>>74171950
I think there's a tint to my monitor
>>74172194
>Mac Miller
>John Miller
Trump maybe be the best impersonator alive.
>>74172308
they look like edits
>>74171684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOsLAz4II4
>>74172245
They're poisoning the well. It's literally the "we're reporting it tom" schtick from South Park. Objectivity is out the window now, it's just constant psyops cause Trump scares the shit out of them.
>>74171684
>>74171702
>>74171674
>America invading itself
Wouldn't be the first time
>>74172245
It's not too late to give me the delegates, Donald
>>74172289
>listening to artists for their political beliefs
>>74172313
SHE
KEPT
US
SAFE
>>74172307
2001 nice bait
>mfw the media and others have wasted all ammo and called him every name in the book
>There will be nothing left to say during the general election
>>74172313
mixed, but she had her moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHGCz6xxiw
>donald trump is the known unknown
>it will make him president
cap this and show it to your grandchildren plz
>>74172367
Her face is oddly yellow yes but she is not Asian.
Maybe she has a touch of the jaundice.
>>74172307
That SNL clip isn't from 2001 you moron
>>74172376
I remember that video. Top kek.
>>74172065
I'm sure she was hot when she voted for Reagan
>>74172289
I can't wait to see them try and have snarky laughs at the Tonight Show when Trump is being sworn in. See how fucking sarcastic they are then. Goddamn I hate these fucking people, the whole joke is basically "Donald Trump, right?!". As if to say that Donald Trump is innately crazy and anyone who doesn't agree is also innately crazy.
>>74172313
She loved Hillary, called her the "only man" in Bill Clintons cabinet
>>74172463
She was probably 10
>>74172399
>>74172399
Fucking google
>>74172394
Wrong. I listen to artists because I like their music, not their political beliefs. But when an artist you listen to throws themselves into politics and shits on the one guy you like as hard as he did, there's gonna be animosity.
>>74172245
>Feeling the heat
>Reveling in all this free press
>Feet kicked up on his mahogany desk sipping champagne laughing at the media frantically scurrying around trying to stump him while he pulls the strings and makes them dance
They aren't even trying to hide their bias anymore. They know Trump is dead serious about libel reform, and they're probably going to be the first target of a modern era HUAC. CNN is quite literally a threat to our democracy at this point, they have to go back.
>>74172550
well i dont care what google said that is from the fucking rep nomination process
>>74172313
Britain's version of Ronald Reagan.
Basically talk tough about socialism while advancing socialistic policies
>>74172245
>he's feeling the heat
He isn't feeling shit. He and Manafort are sitting on a leather couch, watching the news say this shit, and they both are like "lol"
>>74172358
Rachel Maddow
>>74172390
As a TRUE conservative I agree. Donald Trump should drop out of the race since no candidate has the possibility of reaching 1237. Me and my girls would be so happy.
>>74172550
Thats weird because the episode was last year.
I swear this election is rigged, and Hillary is controlled opposition.
>>74172550
>believing everything on the joogle.
>>74172464
They're trying to treat Trump like Dubya Bush. Trump himself is the punchline. And Trump's not even president yet.
>>74172596
I know it's wrong, I said "Fucking google" as I was mislead by it.
>>74172550
How about you watch the video. If you still think it's from 2001, get back to me.
>>74172313
She's pretty cool but that quote "If you want something talked about ask a man, if you want something done ask a woman" is utter horse shit. She is by far the EXCEPTION, as far as women goes, and her masculine qualities are what made her a good leader.
>THROWBACK MONDAY GUYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Th70moeuc
>>74172639
It was on FUCKING TV
>>74172245
>Trump
>Feeling the heat
>>74172625
my true conservigga™
>>74172313
She's pretty cool but that quote "If you want something talked about ask a man, if you want something done ask a woman" is utter horse shit. She is by far the EXCEPTION, as far as women goes, and her masculine qualities are what made her a good leader.
>>74172419
>Radical leftist prefers that everyone is poorer as long as there is less wealth discrepancy
I love how she calls that c.uck out for his bullshit, Trump probably loved this woman.
>>74172668
In Britain she's probably correct
That society is feminized to hell.
Most of their men are nancy boys, and most of their women are domineering
>>74171164
Wow, I guess homophobia is fair play when you're an enemy of the left.
Why do so many people support Newt Gingrich when he enacted many of the trade deals Trump criticizes?
MAGA
MAGA
>>74172637
It was supposed to be her coronation year. The GOP would dutifully serve up some hapless fuckwit like ¡Yeb! for her to devour alive and she'd waltz back in to the White House with 300+ electoral votes. Donald Trump has singlehandedly ruined that plan and is proposing policies that would permanently oust most of the establishment leeches on both sides. Hillary looks like controlled opposition because she's just that pathetic and out of touch.
>>74172480
Maggie was out of office before Clinton became President
Are there any media outlets out there that talk about Hillary's exploitation of women and corruption in the past besides Infowars? All the rest of the media attack Trump all day even on Canadian news television ffs.
>>74172775
muh Moon Base
>>74172245
It's fucking over.
I can't believe I let myself get swept up in all this. I'm #allin4jeb now.
>>74172599
Oh look, an internet libertarian who can't prioritise his enemies
>>74172648
>Trump himself is the punchline.
Yeah, this is what I was trying to say. Too bad it doesn't work for them anymore, because not everyone thinks Trump is a buffoon like Bush, people LOVE how Trump acts.
What is pic related's twitter username?
>>74172245
It's like when someone is debating/arguing and has to keep insisting they're winning or beating the other person despite it being the complete opposite since they can't win on facts or the lack thereof.
>>74172464
>As if to say that Donald Trump is innately crazy and anyone who doesn't agree is also innately crazy.
The left truly think the right is stupid.
Bill Maher really thinks he's a genius compared to republicans.
>>74172852
Ronald Reagan gave us amnesty mate, I have every reason to be angry with him
>>74172812
The only other show I've heard mention it at length is a conservative talk radio show host out of Boston called Jeff Kuhner. Even Michael Savage that out of touch old Jew said he was "tired of hearing about this old story" in reference to Bill's rapes and the subsequent coverup by Hillary.
>>74172852
He was kinda shit, he wasn't given a great hand but he didn't play it terribly well either.
There's a reason guys like Kristol and George Will love him.
mommy will donald trump win?
>>74172914
No fault Divorce also led to the broken families that no doubt raised Bernie supporters and their ilk
>>74172625
Wow, a Swede made of true Cuban Canadian Americanism. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "bjork bjork bjork"
>>74172245
It's literally just the John Miller thing and the woman harassment that was debunked by the woman in question.
They're reaching.
>>74172302
>now
>>74172870
exactly
>>74172883
What the fuck is Joe looking at, his cauliflower ear?
>>74173011
Of course, my child. Kek has bless us.
>>74172245
You seem to be mistaken about the situation.
If it's got big money behind it and it's not Fox News, it's Clinton's personal PR army. Trump "feels the heat" like a horny black girl feels a suspicious itch, not at all, and if he did feel it, he'd lie.
I'm more curious about how someone who's openly hostile towards poor people is going to take the democrat vote. When I see Trump, I think Reagan (and in some ways, I think Stalin...just because Stalin's party thought he was a simpleton who was no great threat to them). When I see Clinton? I think Thatcher on steroids. Bitch is PROUD that she created a generation of legal orphans by stripping kids out of welfare homes for no good fucking reason.
>>74172464
That's what Jon Leibowitz/Stewart built his career off of. He'd play a clip of a Republican then just do faux shock and go "REPUBLICANS, RIGHT?" and the crowd would laugh because a sign would be flashing APPLAUSE.
>>74172708
>>74172550
Donald Trump wasn't even famous in 2001 you idiot
>>74173088
PRAISE KEK
>>74173143
>Donald Trump wasn't even famous in 2001 you idiot
He's been famous since the 1980s.
>>74172637
It can't be rigged if Trump wins
>>74173143
before people get b8'd
>australia
>>74172884
>Bill Maher really thinks he's a genius compared to republicans.
Yeah, its a side effect of living in an echo chamber. Maher tricks himself into thinking he is exposed to both sides of the debate because of his guests, but most people around him are constantly confirming his beliefs.
If they want to keep underestimating Trump, good, its part of the Art of the Deal. Only this time, the deal Trump is trying to close is for the Office of the President of the United States.
>>74172793
So much this.
They planned on Hillary steamrolling Rubio or Jeb. They probably planned out her entire presidency.
Then God Emperor came out and made that bitch irrelevant. They never saw this coming. Unprepared as usual, those scummy DNCs.
Haven't been browsing since C.U.C.K. dropped out, what's this about John Miller? Saw it referenced in a John "COME ON" Oliver video.
>>74172775
They weren't bad in principle, just we didn't have good people making the deals (except Newt)
>>74173083
He does that during staredowns. He's a weirdo.
>>74173080
pretty sure hot girls like trump because they like trolling fat and ugly girls.
>>74173143
BACK TO TASMANIA CUNT
NEW TWEET
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/
NYT ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>74173088
How do you make the numbers repeat?
>Trump uses "we" in his tweet
I-is he talking about us?
>Mainstream Media trying to attack Trump's linguistic killshots in a desperate attempt to take away their power
This man is shitposter supreme.
>>74173249
Pretended to be his own PR person.
Then sold the tape to WashPo for $250k and denied it was him. Got WashPo to pay for his campaign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnMsUaT6e8k
>>74173293
>Cute g-girls don't really like Trump r-right?
>its all just a joke, right?
>>74173225
>thinking he is exposed to both sides of the debate
This happens constantly. I saw Ben Carson on the view once and almost vomited.
These idiots talk all day about shit they know nothing about.
>>74172032
This can't be real.
>>74173369
he's talking about all of his supporters family
A jew calling out a jew for jewy antics
i don't know who's jewing who anymore
>>74173355
Kek even loves our shitposters.
>>74171271
DONALD AND BORIS CONFIRMED FOR NEW BUSH AND BLAIR
>>74173369
He always uses we instead of "I" in this sort of context, it creates a sense of all us fighting this evil beast that is the leftist media machine. We're all in this shit together, the other option is the end of the USA as we know it.
>>74171271
>One man calls him stupid
>The other tells him to be nice or his people will kill him
Yeah, Trump's the dick here.
Fun fact: In Sweden, it's fairly common for people to write in protest votes for the Donald Duck Party. It's just a dumb joke; no one actually wants a cartoon duck to run the country.
And now Americans are actually considering voting for Donald Duck. It's like poetry.
Oh my god who is this insufferable fuck on Fox
>No you're wrong!
>>74173143
Trump has been a celebrity since the 1980's, which was sort of his hey day
Most billionaires don't make their money until they're well into their 40's and 50's, Donald had it by 30. Young, rich, relatively good looking, and well spoken. He was a smash hit in the Reagan days
>>74173483
Dumb animeposter
>>74173444
PRAISE KEK
>>74173355
Praise kek
>>74173346
WHAT IF THIS WAS THE MADMAN'S PLAN ALL ALONG?
>a few months before announcing his run
>Trump gathers all of his ex's for one last pool party
>"I'm running for president, when they come to you trying to dig up dirt mislead them"
>"then when they announce the smear we all know is coming, you come out and denounce them as dishonest"
>"anything for you, big don~ <333"
>>74173446
Don't say that. Bush/Blair while good in the sense that US/UK broship, were cuckbois.
>>74173444
I want one of those broads.
How to get?
Also, checked.
>>74171271
>legitimate grievances
>threatened terrorist attacks against the USA if Trump doesn't talk nice to Muslims
ur brainwashed m8
>>74173483
Dahnald Dack, heh I like it.
trump is a sexist
Praise him
>>74173419
It's real. I screencapped their post when they made it. They deleted it after.
>>74173554
Thatcher Reagan then
>>74173488
What's happening?
>>74173317
Is i true that Tasmania refuses entry to people who don't have at least three legs?
>>74173547
I believe he's left nothing to chance.
>>74173346
4d underwater interdimensional Double Dutch chess-boxing
God Emperor has 4 decades of dealing with scummy tabloids and the media running hit pieces on him.
He was playing the media for fools before any of these anchors and reporters were born.
>>74173391
Please tell me there is proof they paid $250k for it
>>74173483
Ree, etc.
>>74173520
>>74172318
To be fair he's a complete faggot. Enjoy your tariffs.
>>74173444
Very impressive!
>>74173483
I wonder if Donald Duck would still be importing Somalis to rape your women?
>>74173560
You have to prosecute their father in a court of law, proving them guilty of a 15 year old murder. Even then, the best you can hope for is a tsundere following you around and whipping your associates.
>>74173630
Praise our lord, Kek.
>>74171890
Didn't he already do that maplenigger? I've seen some of his tax docs already
>>74171245
we know its you rato
>>74171842
this woman looks like she has partied way too hard in her life
>>74173225
Maher is a faux-libertarian cuck.
>>74172609
no thats my 2nd newsfu and that is not miss maddow
What happened to r/the_donald?
>>74173547
I wouldn't doubt it. It could just be that the corrupt media was bound to fuck up at some point, Trump just helped them a little.
>>74173225
i got the feels when i saw ann coulter on his show and she says trump is the most likely nominee and everyone in his audience laughs at her. that sort of smile and side glance she does hits me for some reason. like she's the smart one and she has to endure the wrath of people that actually cheer and boo shit.
>>74173483
HOW DARE YOU USE MIDORI FOR SUCH NIGGETRY! GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF HER, YOU GOAT-FUCKING DUNECOON!
>>74173677
Is it true that France refuses entry to people who don't have at least three wives?
>>74173483
>(you)
>>74171890
He's been planning this for 40 years with increasing intensity, do you really think he would have overlooked his tax return and allow it to bring him down?
Or is it more likely that he's baiting the msm to kill them when the time is right?
>>74173483
He may get a chance to run against Goofy. The memes will be so dank.
>>74173776
I M P U R E ~ I D E O L O G Y
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>>74173819
ah, you got me fampai
>>74173460
Sick
Coulter just doesn't give a fuck
Hawt
>>74171853
Needs a maga hat
>>74173693
>>74173693
I will.
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/03/would_trumps_trade_policy_really_cause_a_recession.html
>>74173776
No idea and ain't bothering with it. More expert meme operators can bother, I wont risk being counter subverted.
>>74173819
Can't say i didn't chuckle
Can someone MAGA these fags? Turns out the best way to piss off leftie tumblr tards is to make them support what they hate.
Listen my father's a terrific guy he's my best friend greatest man in world and we're all proud of him
>>74173809
>that sort of smile and side glance she does hits me for some reason.
That's the feel of peer pressure. Good on her for standing up to those fuckers. It probably effected you because any Trump supporter (especially if you're young) knows this feel personally.
>>74173674
Fox had a pro-Trump lady on there and some goofy looking jew guy that basically peddled the entire media narrative against Trump and pushed it as fact.
>Trump has big problems with women
>Trump can't complain about the media lobbing personal attacks and hit pieces against him
>Trump has been flip flopping all over the place on his policies because he doesn't really have any
Basically all the anti-trump media talking points and being real pushy and snobby and smiling as he said it. when the lady came back he literally said "No, you're wrong"
>>74173638
What a fucking disaster.
>>74173483
Rape capital of the western world wants to tell us how to run a country
>>74173719
She's 52. Also: Yes, she does.
>>74173483
At least Donald Duck was white.
>>74173483
>Donald duck
>not Scrooge McDuck
Can I get a photoshop edit of Scrooge McTrump swimming in his golden coin pile?
>>74173976
Really his family is the most totally supportive one I have seen in politics. Aside from Chelsea clinton who's just in it for her own political future clearly.
>>74173833
The Madman. It was planned from the start. A milion doland memes at our disposal
>>74173976
Trump wants to deport this
NEW THREAD
>>74174046
NEW THREAD
>>74174046
NEW THREAD
>>74174046
NEW THREAD
>>74174046
>>74174046
>>74174046
>>74174046
>>74174046
>>74174013
>Destroy european culture
>call them jealous that they have no culture
Fucking kikes.
>>74173994
>Trump has problems with women
They keep trying to force it as true, then when it works on some say, see look at the polling :)
>>74173969
We
Are the Crystal Trumps
We always save the day
If say we can't
We always find a way
That's why the people this world
Believe in
Donald, MAGA, and Trump,
AND AMERICA!
>>74173976
Trump really does have such a nice family. We're finally going to have a tall, beautiful, White family in the White House again.
>>74174083
>no hip width
Good, low test, its like you want more cuck offspring.
>>74174083
Of course he does. Look at her. She probably pole vaulted the fence, the sneaky beaner.
>>74173657
Damn. She was a hot piece of ass back in the day.
>>74173393
>>Cute g-girls don't really like Trump r-right?
i think just regular cute girls are probably democrat. super hot girls on the other hand basically just copy regular male thinking. when you're naturally at the top of the food chain you can more easily identify with a person like trump.
think of it! super hot girls get hated on simply because they're hot. trump gets hated on simply because he's successful. there's a common bond there.
>>74171761
>>74171863
>>74171916
The only thing for which we need you limey tea-sippers and those smelly Krauts is our airbases for sending bombs to IS.
>>74172318
And we don't need your terrorist-sympathizer mayor commenting on American politics when he was just elected and has his own problems to deal with. Apparently he has is all figured out so well that he thinks he has the authority to comment when he hasn't yet done shit for anyone. Have fun with your Sharia zones and kafir taxes. Don't forget to submit your daughters for their annual virginity inspections, Georgie ol' boy, or the Virtue Police will make sure of it.
>>74173819
FUCKING REKT
>>74174013
You know, I was hoping to have a good day today. That quote stops me from doing just that.
>>74172318
>>74173897
Your proxy is showing, shill.
>>74174237
Trump hit it while the real estate values were good, smart man.
>>74172376
>hot shells keep hitting you
>don't just switch sides
>rpgs just rolling around in the bed of the truck
>get btfo and try and spindash back to the town
what a bunch of chuckle fucks
Nimble Awwooogator!!!!
>>74173483
>not voting for Mickey Mouse
>>74174279
At least the fired her last week. It only took a million immigrants and 3 years. and the literal nazi party becoming the lead party in the polls.
>>74172318
If it makes you feel better I think average US citizen sentiment is about Prince Harry and the baby and Queen telling off Chinese idiots, we find many things to like about you. Trump isn't loved so its not like insulting him would make you our enemies BUT I feel like there is this coldness that wasn't there before.
UK needs to have a show of support for Christians once in a small while, should stop being so condescending and trying to butt into our affairs, and promise us First Look at your next Bond film, do not be fucking with us and send it to China first.
We'd be cool then.
>>74171674
>>74171684
>>74171702
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
>>74172313
A mixed report:
Negs
- A Zionist puppet, increased the power of banks a thousand fold.
- Mixed with very disreputable company, especially Sir Jimmy Paedophile
- Had the highest concentration of Jews in her cabinet than even the US
- Didn't seal the deal when the USSR fell
- Lit the fuse for CAGW
- FAILED to privatise the BBC
Pros
- Tried to warn about the EU (even with her Zionist creds)
- Fucked the Argies
- Kept socialism at bay
- The deregulated banks created a boom the likes of which few had seen before or since
>>74171075
Well I had a lot of fun during the last 8 months of Trump memes
I love that I agree fully with everything he says genuinely and unironically. It's as if he read the sorts of crap that we all had to put up with online and offline and he's carrying our voice and our suffering with him. Truly a magnificent thing to be living and to witness such a beautiful being. He who speaks and stands where we all wished to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHmH1xQ2Pf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtuoFv4dcwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh7UxJfbVwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnP72uUt_pU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kuQ0oZfFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CamAhPeYoC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpFVRqWc2pg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q5S10dCHaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
>>74174666
Uhhh, thanks for the heads up, satan.
>>74172914
Thatcher never did anything like that. She even got deposed at long last because she wasn't taking any shit from the EU.
Thatcher's crime was introducing the cancer of today's liberal economic consensus.
