So like, why does everyone speak English? Or is it just automatically translated or some shit?
They speak english because we own the fucking world
>>74166936
fpbp
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>>74166936
fpbp
Go away OP.
>>74166936
>we
You mean WE
>>74166892
>>74166936
Nah faggots.
We write in english because otherwise you fat jewlovers wouldn't understand when we mock you.
>>74167089
fuck off mongol rape baby
>>74166892
How old are you?
>>74166892
It's actually automatically translated by the 4chan servers. I'm writing in Spanish right now, but you'll see it in English.
>>74166936
what part of india do you own?
>>74166892
I wanna learn me some spanish, but shit seems to hard and i dont have the resources to acomplish sucvm,.h az feazt
>>74166936
It's because of the brits.
>>74167145
Fuck off you pedo
>>74166892
Spotted the retard.
>>74167194
Fuck off you Abbo.
>>74166936
you mean the UK?
>>74166892
English is the global pilot/control tower/internet shitposting language, you need to know it to do any of those jobs.
>>74166936
>Speak English
You mean they're speaking American, right you commie faggot?
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Why does Americans speak English even thought they're American?
>>74167089
Paaska
>implying 4chan isn't where the intellectual elite meets
>>74167457
DESU senpai this is american, not english, you caun teull becauuse theure areun't extrau U'us everyuwhere.
>>74166892
Hungarian subs for anime come out much later.
>>74166892
Autotranslator, dude
Disable and re-enable it using ctrl+w
>>74167159
Well you write like a retard in English so you should probably just give up now
Even though Spanish is probably the easiest second language to learn
>>74167796
¿Que?
those inverted signs are really retarded
>>74167146
Their jobs.
>So like, why does everyone speak English?
We're actually writing in Hebrew.
>Or is it just automatically translated or some shit?
exactly right
>>74168073
Fuck no, you have to give the properly pronunciation.
You have to start what you end.
> ¿?
> ! ¡
> ( )
Really simple to understand.
>>74166892
it's easy to learn
>>74168234
.Okay.
>>74166892
It's a basic and poor language that even a monkey (black people) can speak
>>74168334
>said the Chilean
40 keks
>>74166936
this 2bh
>>74169025
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>74167089
Lol no one even knows what your flag is. Try hard faggots Argentina or whoever you are
>>74166892
It's easy as fuck and most people know how to speak at least 3 languages.
It's an American world
>>74166892
>he doesn't know that 4chan automatically translates wht you tipe into the viewers language.
How new are you?
>>74169300
Americans only have like 200 years of history ffs. We founded your country, technically before we came along your country belonged to the mexicans, think about that for a second.
>>74169382
> wht
> tipe
4chan is broken I guess
The spread of English as a primary spoken language is our only lasting impact on the world and no matter what people say chinese will never take its place
>>74169382
Was ist das?
Das ist nicht richtig.
>>74166892
>American Education.
But really Swedish memes are pretty American memes translated and less funny, so it's better to just habla inglés
>>74166936
>Everyone speaks ENGLISH because of Americans
Oh dear.
>>74167146
call centers
>>74167146
The part with all the shitty tech support.
>>74166892
>Or is it just automatically translated or some shit?
the only time that was a feature in my life was playing Phantasy Star Online with some japs. Sent those nips some wacky emoticons of swastikas, told them to enter my blue portal and made them kamikaze Dark Falz
Dog bles Ameriga, Dog bles Dreamcast®
>>74166892
Because people from other countries only come here to yell insults at Americans, and that's kind of pointless if the Americans don't understand what they're saying.
>>74166892
1. Britain conquered a fuckload of places and spread its language.
2. Britain and America were back-to-back the most powerful and influential nations on Earth.
3. Anglosphere cultural domination.
4. Domination in world affairs results in English becoming the standard for international communication.
5. This applies to most international travel as well.
6. India and Nigeria, two regional powers with huge populations and the largest media producers in their respective regions, speak English as a lingua franca.
7. The widespread nature of English means that knowing it opens up opportunities to do business with dozens of nations across the Earth.
8. The major financial cities of London, New York, Singapore, and Hong Kong all use English as either the dominant or official language.
>>74166936
I really can't argue againt that
>>74169589
And now those countries are our bitches including yours
My peepee is hard
>>74168073
In a primitive tribal honor-shame culture, the intent of what's being said is far more important than what is actually being said. Mistaking an inquiry for an exclamation, or an exclamantion for an inquiry, leads to decades of savage bloody wars that could be avoided if the intent of the statement that triggers the honor killings had been made clear from the start.
For this reason, primitive honor-shame cultures use the signalling tones (like the "rising tone" used when asking a question in English) at both the beginning and end of a sentence, and even after the poor savages learned to write, they continued the habit, because their culture remains rife with "honor wars" to this day (goigle Basque Separatists if you don't believe me).
>>74166892
>Or is it just automatically translated or some shit?
>>74166936
>>74166892
>Americans
>>74166892
English is the language of the shitpost
Also captcha
>>74170228
>What is Hollywood
Checkm8 m8
>>74166936
look up the british empire in your books fampai
>>74166936
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>>74166936
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>>74167076
No sharia zones here yet goatfucker
English is considered the business language so it's taught in most 1st world countries
>>74171567
>england sets up colonies on shores everywhere
>takes credit for American Exceptionalism actually making the language standard
Just be glad your offshoots actually succeeded where your neighbor's failed.
>>74166892
I think it auto translates. Keep in mind that many countries like England,New Zealand, Austria, Netherlands and Kentucky speak English too.
>>74166892
C’est faux
>>74169666
Sure is satan.
>>74166892
translating whole sentences to intelligible english from any language is a meme. we still have decades to go with the software.
just try some asian movie with google translated subtitles. it's horror
>>74166936
CШA CШA CШA!
>>74166936
God damn BTFO
Fpbp
>>74166936
Nice answer, Cletus
>>74166936
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