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Your firstborn is a girl


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What do?
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>>74160487

>Implying I'll ever have a first born
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Love her until i die
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>>74160487
Keep her pure

And by pure I mean no brownos.
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>>74160583
This
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Learn how to wipe shit out of her ladybits
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>>74160487
move to saudi arabia
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>>74160487
When I was young and dumb I use to want a girl as my first born. I was naive. i was only thinking about when children are small, then I saw the nightmare that is raising a little girl. At least with a boy I know what the fuck they want and how they work. Not with girls. They go from sugar to shit in an instant.
Now I don't even want kids. The idea of giving life to a child and having them live in this world seems cruel.
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I will keep it and not kill it like some countries I can think of...
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>>74160487

Find her a muslim boyfriend
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Adopt two young muslim black bucks from Congo that will appropriately fertilize her when the time is due so i can meet Mama Merkel's tolerance quotas
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>>74160487
Have more children until I get a son.

Keep all my girls redpilled as fuck starting from the age of 10.
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>>74160487
raise a wife
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>>74160487

My firstborn is a girl. I'm about to take her to school for a field trip.
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>>74160487
Keep working at it till I get a full soccer team of boys.
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>>74160627
cute
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>>74160627
Love her until she dies.
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>>74162877
>from the age of 10
You already blew it. The first 7 years is what counts. After that everything is set in stone.
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>Totally-not-a-bump

The artist is Oglaf if anyone is wondering
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