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i cant take it. i cant fucking take it
the world is going to shit
the white race is dying out
the Authoritarian left will probably kill this site if hillary wins
women are whores
niggers wont stop nigging
I need a break from the crushing depression i get when i visit this site. 2am and im drinking, lets give each other a few (You)s and laugh at some autistic leftists
/pol/ pls i am so lonely
I have loads more cringe if you want it.
>>74144634
>but women should totally be in the military
>>74144697
anything is welcome
>>74144261
ETCH YOUR FUCKING BUTT PLUG ITS FOD!!!!
Freshly created meme
>>74145038
dank af senpai, mind if i save it?
>>74144787
wow really dumb people.
>evidence : Room Key
He could get her a federal crime for being a sexual predator and have her registered as a sex offender.
>>74144134
The white race has overcome much, much more than this. We'll make it.
Want to help? Start by spreading this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53A5AJoRxF0
>>74145183
Too late, I already did.
>>74144897 Fuck off FOD PO. Its not a tool.
>>74145270
i tried to show that shit to my family and now they all think im a nazi sympathizer and wont talk to me about any social or political issues, feels bad man. i have however shown that to some friends and theyve shown interest
>>74145183
>>74145385
Go right ahead, chums.
memes are meant to be circulated
>>74145385
you fucking double nigger
>>74144355
These people are the bastards with loud voices convincing the morons that we need to give them snowflake privileges.
>>74144355
I am all for fat people stories, they make me feel a lot better about myself and the state of affairs in our world. To know that these worthless sacks of sewage suffer because of their lack of self control.
>>74144294
this is the most delusional thing I've ever seen.
>>74144455
here, have a (you)
>>74145704
ty bb, have one on the house
time to liven up this thread
>>74144294
>The skeletal structure changes
>>74144134
Drink some antifreeze, makes everything better
>>74144134
>Probably
Certainly. Hate Speech Act of 2018, people.
>>74145285
>if i eat more steak more black women will die
Challenge accpected.
>>74145963
I want off this ride.
>>74145839
dude you could totally buff up Dima and make a killing in underground brawls
>>74145926
>tfw i poured out all my old antifreeze bottles yesterday
why didnt you fucking tell me id need them anon
>>74144560
reddit needs to see this
>>74144134
Where did we go so wrong. God damn it man, God damn it...
>>74144355
>AND GUNS ARE BAD TOO!!!
>>74146067
no reddit needs to die
>>74145839
roll for Boris
>>74144355
>A man with a trenchcoat walked up to me and opened it, revealing an assault rifle. My heart stopped. He hissed at me, "I have a concealed carry permit. Just remember that." I absconded from the doorway and ran back to my car. It made me glad that bookstores are on their way out.
># When I got home my parents didn't believe that I had the gun pulled on me and I cried...
>>74145521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rGdXSh0eHq
>>74144304
thanks for that
>>74144134
You'd be surprised how much actual leftists have in common with you. You both want similar things but go about it in different ways. SJW's are a minority of leftists. They are the loudmouthed fat kid in class who never shuts his mouth. Most real leftists hate them.
>>74144355
Idk how you can muster that much professional victimizing, attention whoring, lazy character developing, leftist naive garbage speak in one sitting. (For your whole, entire, life.)
Like....
>>74145285
Wait. What?
>>74146209
did finnbro ever follow up with more songs?
>>74145385
where do i get that
>>74144697
>teacher with trail of arm scars being hired
>teacher acting edgy around children not getting immediately fired
likely story
>>74144355
I was enjoying it a lot more before the gun part where it became clear she's just making shit up.
>>74146392
trump tower senpai
>>74146322
>>74145839
Holy shit i have tears streaming down my face from laughing at this. I gotta go to bed but thanks for making this thread.
>>74144134
>do i look cukable
>>74146351
hilarious
>>74144697
>this happened
>>74146351
Ok, I lol'd at a lot of these. Especially the dude who jumped into the water
>>74144697
teacher STILL an attention seeking faggot
>>74145038
Kek
>>74145270
That gif got me pretty good.
>>74144261
>People on /pol/ think that reply isn't a troll.
Come on now.
>>74146111
Kek
>>74144455
witnessed
>>74146056
Anyone have the original comic of this?
>>74146443
i meant the burrito bowl
>>74145966
since when does animal husbandry fall under womyns studies?
>>74144355
Is this satire? also how do you legally conceal a sporting rifle?
>>74146209
kek
>>74145057
wow epic win
BAMP
almost out, thanks guys
>>74144134
Why are you lurking a Reddit cuckold community?
>>74146984
Fuck you Game Freak.
>>74144304
You're pretty good!
>>74146218
That was a profound statement, but I think this was his greatest declaration.
>>74145183
>Romania
>implying the mix between Slavs, Cumans and Gypsies is white
>Bulgaria
>implying the mix between Slavs, Tatars, Turks and Gypsies is white
>>74144355
>I absconded from the doorway and ran back to my car.
This is the most unbelievable thing about Fatty Longtitties' story.
>>74146351
They got arrested later on for doing a fake driveby.
>>74145839
Dima or Artyom roll
>>74146351
it's like playing GTA
>>74146984
I sexually identify as benzene
>>74147283
kek
>>74145839
>half of the pictures are from Lithuanian russians.
>>74145839
come on give me a good one
>>74146228
That gave me a good laugh, thanks anon.
>>74145839
I know people who look exactly like Zakhar, Evgeny, Artyom, and Boris.
My friends uncle actually looks like Boris he fell asleep on my porch drunk once
>>74144355
>This totally happened guize I'm so triggured
>>74146322
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rGdXSh0eHq
>"I'm not going to bore you guys with a huge block of text"
>Proceeds to write a huge block of text
Can women do anything right?
>>74144455
Hilarious
>>74147440
Game Freak is the company that make the pokemon games. Some of those look like Unowns, and it also has a real one in there.
>>74145966
Yeah, this bitch is really gonna "educate" my child.
>>74145839
I hope I get a good one.
>>74146984
i identify as a fluid Australian Male-Nazi
im going to sleep for an hour or so and then get up and lift, thanks for the good thread guys
night faggots
>>74146911
trump grill in trump tower
>>74147735
>implying I know of or give a shit about a kid's game
Okay guy, you can relax now.
>>74147887
>tfw I never put that together until this year
it all makes fucking sense
>>74145457
This is such a retarded """problem""" and shows why philosophy is basically a jew paradise now.
The only way to view this problem is: What universe would you prefer to live in? One where more people die for no reason or less? It's nothing personal, there's nothing about personal responsibility. It's just that society, as a whole, should choose options to cause the least harm.
This assumes of course that your chances of being on either rail are equal.
>>74147863
You asked famalam.
>>74147914
kek'd irl
>>74146351
That can't be legal.
>>74148300
it's staged
>>74146443
>super classy
Kill her
fresh oc
>>74144134
Probably a troll posting the face of someone he doesn't like.
>>74148419
not an argument
>>74145839
Fingers crossed...
>>74148508
goddammit i've had enough
>>74146024
UNDERRATED POST ALL OF MY KEK
>>74146733
#FeelTheBerd
>>74146322
shit i saw that one live (the relationships subcancer is comedy gold so yeah) she refused to admit that maaaybe she was being retarded till the very end.
>>74148673
my mother owns a copy of the book that graphic comes from
it's a hipster knitting book
>>74146585
>ever since I stopped having sex with my husband, I've seen a side of him I've never SEEN before while I was fucking him regularly!
Holy shit, women really are fucking toddlers for life.
>Ever since I started treating you like you're not a priority to me, you're not happy anymore! It's because you're BITTER, and HATEFUL, isn't it?!
>>74144134
Just look at his face OP. Everything's gonna be ok.
>>74148681
What a bro.
>>74148419
Lolbertardians are such a deluded bunch.
>inb4 loltards crawl out of the woodwork
>>74148681
I keked. Here's a (you).
>>74146082
Hungary's Minister of Defence.
>>74144355
>things that didn't happen
>>74148419
His face
>>74145906
that kermit always looks like a mantis to me
>>74146111
I'm laughing the hardest at this for absolutely no reason.
>>74147863
Then why the fuck did you reply to his original reply in the first place? Dumb sperg.
>>74144897
Yakota
Kadena or
Misawa?
>>74148300
It's not, you could absolutely sue, especially if you injured yourself while running for your life.
>>74148681
fantastic
>>74147047
>Berenstain
Wew
>>74146082
Poland's guy looks like snoop dogg
>>74146111
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
>>74149235
Snoop accidentally some meth instead of weed.
>>74145270
sauce?
>>74149136
Because he said "Fuck you Game Freak" to me so I'm not just going to sit here and go "Okay, fuck me then," I asked for clarification (which he provided) and it was settled.
That is, until your non-contributing ass came along and tried to stir up shit like an autist.
>>74146181
kek
>>74146467
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
>>74146111
Never fails to get me
I have no clue why
Dumps some political comics and stuff
>>74144134
What's wrong? He just looks like any regular 18 year old
>>74144304
mawhaa the bantz
Honestly it's going to be fun cucking all these young millennials in a couple of years.
>>74146958
I use a violin case. I guess a trenchcoat and a single-point sling would work pretty well, but nobody wears trenchcoats where I'm from so you'd stand out like a sore thumb. I also like to carry a few bandoliers of loaded magazines and they'd clatter around under a coat. In my "violin-ce case" they're right there ready to grab and sling over my shoulders, and the foam padding in the case keeps them pressed tight against the carbine so nothing moves around and makes noise while I'm carrying it.
Not really Worst Korean, btw, but you probably already guessed that.
>>74145839
Poлл
>>74149755
lol
>>74149776
>>74147978
>>74145457
>I saved 3 people by killing one
Or
>I let 4 people die.
>>74149755
I haven't seen this one. Made me laugh.
>>74149880
>The hardworking muslim girl
Topkek they could of almost got away with that ruse if it wasn't for the fact the dumb cunts cant work.
>>74148419
OP was mocking anarchists but you're OC image is only mocking yourself for taking it seriously.
>>74145839
Rollando
>>74149988
>>74149997
fucking kek
keep em coming
It's 4 am and this monkeys only just went to sleep they drive their nigger cars around my white neighborhood every night blasting their bongo bass tunes and I legit and one REEEEE away from pulling the trigger on one of those coons.
They have no job so they're able to flat around with loud cars they bought with my tax money blasting the worst music known to human kind and WHY don't the cops stop this? I'm at wits end with the nigger plague.
>>74145760
This is fucking great
11/10
requesting the ben garrison of the liberal femtard calling a man a republican for thinking women shouldn't have rights and that gays should be killed before he reveals he's muslim and she profusely apologizes
>>74150113
And god damn Samsung makes me type like I'm one of them if I don't abort all their autocorrects! FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
>>74146914
top kek
>>74148419
>>74150296
Did Ben really make that? Seems way below his quality.
>>74144134
the i never go outside thread, great one OP
>>74146046
sauce?
>>74145038
That's good, saved
>>74150329
Kek.
Made me think of Kuwabara.
Thank you.
>>74150367
1/10 low energy shitpost.
Sad!
>>74149235
more like snoop gulag
>>74150553
Guy looks like michael moore
>>74145963
So this is what it felt like to be a jew in Nazi Germany right before the big shoah
>>74150179
>2016
>not downloading Swiftkey the instant you have a data connection
>>74150573
>>74149911
>You learned to count
oh wait
>>74150598
>that crotch
Kek.
>>74144134
Someone should post this to Jonathan's next coding demo.
>>74145839
roll for dmt
but look Ã…ke , an unaccompanied refugee child
>>74145839
artyom get
>>74144355
>that last paragraph
holy shit hahahaha
>>74144134
it's just a sign. christ is telling his people it's time to go home, away from authoritarian lords and kings, away from crowds of demons, into the infinity, and if needed the entire universe will turn to shit to make you want to leave it, to crush any lingering desire to stay bound to this material realm and its pleasures.
We need another world war.
>>74150773
WAIT JUST A MOMENT, I RECOGNIZE RHAT BULGE!
>>74150394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE-DEt85uVU
The original is classic
>>74150645
They'll never catch him. That viper has more volt power than the police cruiser.
>>74145963
whats an ambiguous task
>>74148721
>Swedish
>Good Points: They're white.
Once upon a time.
>>74145839
>tfw literally artyom exept music taste
>>74149961
I don't get this one. Why is she a baby now?
>>74144355
>A man with a trenchcoat walked up to me and opened it, revealing an assault rifle.
>>74150598
>>74150773
>>74151001
Fun times, but that's /a/ humor.
>>74146160
underrated
>>74144697
>a cutter
>getting hired by a fucking school to teach children
>this is what cutters actually believe
lmao
>>74149822
kek'd hard
>>74149997
Holy fucken kek
My sides have reached orbit
>>74146302
What's this from?
>>74151188
>that thread is almost 10 years old
We've been here too long.
>>74144177
Kek
>>74145839
Rollin'
>>74144355
bait
>>74151003
That tattooed fucks smacks her arm. Sack of shit.
>>74150553
kek
>>74151188
thank god someone else around here knew that one...
>>74151323
Full on virginal autism. Fuck give it a rest.
>>74148934
I don't know enough to understand this image
can someone explain? thank
>>74152010
Look how she holds the pistol. That's a really big nono in any gun-handling situation. Go take a gun safety course.
>>74152058
i dont get it
>>74146462
Damn, God Emperor Trump was in it for the long con then.
>>74152010
The chick has an M9 against her abdomen with the slide forward and seemingly a magazine in (aka she's either a rack away from having a round in the chamber, or she actually has a round in the chamber) and an M4 braced directly against her abdomen pointing upwards to her head and upper torso.
She essentially fucked up in every single way she could, right in front of someone of equal rank, someone of higher rank (likely an NCO by the looks of it), and what looks like a General.
>>74152135
M4 barrel, look at bottom of image.
>>74148681
that last panel is in dire need of a bulge
>>74147466
>i thought i was the only one
cyclohexatriene is a slur, it's 2016! benzene pride!
>>74145839
Aaaayyy
>>74145839
Vasya get
>>74152196
>bottom of image
The amount of keks I had have just doubled, thank you.
>>74145839
Rolling Stone is jewish propaganda
>>74151498
I kek'd
>>74145839
One of these is a Western spy. You can tell with his squat.
>>74146635
Haven't seen this for years
>>74150113
>WHY don't the cops stop this?
How can another man uncuck you?
Only you can uncuck yourself.
And it sounds like you already know how to do it, so either do it or don't, but stop bitching to us about, we don't care.
>>74152663
>one
Two, amateur.
>>74152150
There was a lie propagated that the Nazis made lampshades out of Jews' skin. Ben Shapiro is a Jewish manlet.
>>74152832
Don't forget the masturbation death machines either.
>>74148681
noice
>>74145839
>tfw Dima isn't actually retarded, and is a secret spy trying to gain your trust
>>74145839
davai ble
>>74146512
10/10
>>74147466
kek loudly
>>74145521
I remember that fucking thread GOAT
>>74152663
Artyom?
>>74152894
And, basically, the whole thing.
>>74153662
Dima. But 1-2 looks kinda like one too but I can't tell if he's balancing on an edge or if his feet are definitely not flat.
>>74153719
Always cracks me up to think the "holocaust survivors" had to endure a death roller coaster and the good old classic of Dr. Mengele was there at every single gassing/burning watching it, no matter wich camp, he was there.
>>74149822
You're guy.
>>74146916
>husbandry
not bloody likely
>>74151412
Sophie's Choice
>>74145839
rolling to fuck artyom
also is that kerser in the pic for vasya?
