How in the fuck does Canada have such a reputation of being so nice and polite, yet it's home to shitposters so venomous they give kangaroo-fuckers a run for their money?
>not posting through a canacuck proxy and giving them a bad name
When has a Canadian ever been nice to you?
They just say sorry a lot.
>>74124517
What a surprise. Another leaf with inadequacy issues.
Most canadian posters are bluepilled.
I'm not making an exception for myself.
>>74124517
most of them are really bad at even trying to be annoying. they just try too hard. they expect people to disregard them by default so they post like retards.
>>74124517
You guys are so fucking retarded that we have no choice. Americans and Europeans literally think the world revolves around them.
>>74125860
It does, though.
And even if it didn't, it sure as hell wouldn't revolve around you.
>>74126015
Couldn't have said it better myself.
They were nice up until constantly being heralded as such a nice people got to their heads and make them stuck up.
Now they are up there with Australians in terms of shitposting.
>>74125860
How is any of this an excuse to be retarded? You make Americans look smart (not Brits though - they still look like football hooligan alcoholic retards). Shame.
>>74126015
This, thread over.
>>74126015
You have the biggest stash of guns and money (We'll give you that), but also have the largest autism complex for making every aspect of life a drama / reality TV show
We get riled up for elections about 2 months before voting day, not 2 YEARS
Most Canucks I talk to just think the states needs to calm the fuck down
Canadians are the most passive-aggressive people on the planet. They act like this because they know deep down they're living in the US's shadow.
Canada = Frank Grimes
USA = Homer Simpson
Canada is a shithole. I live close to the southern border and Americans are by far nicer and more polite. They speak loudly, but are nice fellows. Fuck Canada, annex it.
Probably because in the real world, most Canadians are. Everyone on /pol/ is an asshole by default, Canadian posters are no exception. Just like in the USA, Americans are still more polite in real life than they are on /pol/. In real life there is a social standard, part of Canada's being politeness, however online people can be and usually are assholes.
>>74124517
It's an authoritarian culture of politeness. It's like political correctness but nuttier and less threatening to public discussion.
>>74126462
Best analogy
>>74126462
I think "Elitist" is a better description
You have no idea how often we point and laugh and tell others the more eloquent version iof:
>hahahaha omg look at those stupid uneducated American plebs
>>74126390
>We get riled up for elections about 2 months before voting day, not 2 YEARS
>>74126390
Because your elections affect zero people outside your shitty country. We know that our presidential election is the most important event in the world outside of a declaration of war. More important than the olympics, World cup, anything.
And you know this too.
Americans are far worst shitposter, no one ever calls them on it because 70% of the post here are shitpost
If a Canadian makes a shitpost, there will be ten obsessive Americans calling him out, but put an American flag next to a shitpost and everyone ignores it
Stay obsessed
I'm Canadian and I don't think we are nice and polite. People here are awful human beings
>>74127054
>zero people
You seem to forget how many allies we have, our niceness (Trudeau is a mega faggot tho) seems to get us backers, even you guys
>most important event in the world
A lot of countries would disagree, and don't really tune in until election month. You're just telling cool stories at this point
And you don't realize that the average person being on stress overdrive for that length of time cannot in any possible way be good for their health
>>74126463
>annex it
stay away snow niggers we're full
>>74127310
Americans outnumber us like 5 to 1
Probably because this site is American
>>74124517
Because we have the highest per capita rate of redditors anywhere.
>>74124517
Diplomacy. Fuck with us and we'll fuck with you. Leave the home turf play as Romans do. Other countries don't understand this
>>74124517
Because every single province hates each other what makes you think we like the rest of you guys?
>>74127504
>And you don't realize that the average person being on stress overdrive for that length of time cannot in any possible way be good for their health
If you're talking about being president, I agree. It ages you horribly. Look at dubya and Obama on election day of the first term, compared to when they left at the end of 8 years. Looked 20 years older.
>>74124517
canadians are fucking blue pilled paki/indian/asian banging pussies
>>74124517
Canadians are passive-aggressive. They'll be relentlessly nice to you until you cross them, and then they'll pull out the knives. This is different from Americans who will let you know upfront whether or not they like you or hate you.
>>74124517
the polite ones are whites, the shitposters here are 99% chinks. what do you think why is that aussies are big pussies irl but talk big here? because they have too many chinks as well
>>74125860
It does!
>>74127682
>canadians are fucking blue pilled paki/indian/asian banging pussies
Present company excepted.
>>74126390
>Most Canucks I talk to just think the states needs to calm the fuck down
I think that's what you have an issue with, no one, you hear me, NO ONE, gives a crap about your shithole of a country.
(Québec aside obviously)
>>74126463 is right. Canucks are just watered down americans, with all the cool shit that makes americans... americans, removed but with all the crappy aspect.
For one, your chicks are fucking FAT and DISGUSTING. Seriously. Why are all the girls so FAT, or chubby, it is disgusting. What a garbage of a country
>>74126015
world doesn't revolve around anyone lardass
it would go on without all 300 million of you just dandy
>>74126129
is it because you have autism?
>>74127477
Depends where you live. People in big cities in Canada can be horrible, but in the small towns and rural areas they are mostly sweethearts.
>>74126015
It does. True. You're the only Super-power currently operating, Russia and China might overtake you soon though.
>>74126239
obviously EVERYONE posts on /pol/
>m-m-muh tiny little worldview
>>74124517
Because they are fake
They're not shitposters so much as they're progressive ethnic brood parasites in Toronto and Vancouver terrified of the day of the rope coming and ending their cushy lives exploiting the charity of Canadians
>>74127766
>NO ONE, gives a crap about your shithole of a country
While this is true, it's pretty rich to hear it coming from a Frenchman.
>>74124517
Canadians don't actually shitpost. Its just a meme.
Venomous? Most of them are quite meek and submissive, it's kind of sweet actually :3
>>74124517
It all changed after the Trudeau election.
The canucks just got so bitter and bluepilled and shitposty.
>>74126462
lol that's a pretty good analogy I have to admit.
>>74127690
>passive-aggressive
I think you might be one of those faggots who doesn't know what passive aggressive means but im not sure.
You know it doesn't mean to act passively then suddenly switch to being aggressive, right?
>>74127690
This, I remember when we were based and well respected. Then Trudeau got elected and they only give us meme replies so now we all shitpost endlessly
>>74127766
>Talking about how Canada is worse than America
>Cites how fat chicks in Canada are
Wut?
>>74127967
Get the fuck out, leafposter
>>74124517
Canadians are, deep down, horrible assholes. But, it's suppressed due to generations of British subjugation.
>>74124517
You'll usually find that people are much different online than they are in real life. Or is that just me?
>>74126015
Time for Canada to pack it up and go home.
>>74127310
>get called out for shitposting so much you have to convince yourself it's a conspiracy
>A
>BURNING
>LEAFS
>>74128261
Kek
>>74128254
No it's true, every time I make a post saying I'm a Christian I get 100 replies from Americans tell me to go to Plebbit and calling me a fedora
>>74124517
nice try proxy leaf, Canadian shitposting is fucking pathetic and will never amount to Australia tier bantz
>>74127998
I dunno, most Canadians who voted for Weedman wouldn't show their face on this website.
>>74128077
>I think you might be one of those faggots who doesn't know what passive aggressive means but im not sure. [...] You know it doesn't mean to act passively then suddenly switch to being aggressive, right?
Canadians are almost never openly aggressive. However, they can be very resistant to the development of positive social interactions, which for pedantic autists such as you should fall well within the DSM definition of the term "passive-aggressive".
The red pill
>Canadians shitposting is a meme
>We have the same problem as India in that it's hard to get a serious non-shitposty conversation going when so many people reply to us with meme shitposts, despite not actually causing the problem.
>>74125559
I <3 Australia, never change ;^)
>>74128419
>Wanting to be like australia
Fuck off aussieboo
>>74125670
this desu senpai
>>74128448
Touched a nerve?
You might say you are being passive aggressive, but i wouldn't.
Moron.
Most of the leaf posters are just proxyfags that used to post as straya.
>the daily whine about canada thread
>>74127766
>No one gives a crap
About a country that is in the top 5 nations to live on multiple rating systems, is huge and full of resources and is well respected by most of Europe, some Americans and a decent slice of Asians?
We do free ride like hell off of the Americans though, as we don't need to have a military or worry about not having certain resources because the burgers will back us up (from a global geo-political standpoint)
Sounds like you're projecting yourself there buddy
>>74126390
Meanwhile, pic related is the stash of Canadian money.
>>74128666
>Touched a nerve?
>You might say you are being passive aggressive, but i wouldn't.
>Moron.
Lel, thanks for that classic display of passive-aggressive Canadian behaviour.
>>74124517
because this is 4chan. We still have autists you know.
>>74126273
>you make americans look smart
c'mon now, we aren't miracle workers
All the leafs in this thread need to go end their meaningless life
Canadians are scum. I would give up my permission to post if it meant all Canadians couldn't post anymore. For all the little quality lost - the board would be way better in the end.
>>74128742
thats not being passive aggressive. I am overtly calling you an idiot.
>>74128254
>Not believing in the conspiracy to slander Canadians as shitposters
Wew lad
>>74128708
I have lived there, the top 5 IDH is a meme:
- food is disgusting
- healthcare system is prehistoric
- chicks are fat
- no cultural landscape (inb4 muhh maple syrup)
- crappy/boring political life (seems like none of your politicians has ever opened a book in their life)
- really shitty higher education system: seriously wtf. I was at UofT which is supposed to be a """"""good school"""""" in mathematics. and while everyone was always bitching about "muh too much work too hard" I was cruising. Your whole 2nd year uni math curriculum is covered in one month by our freshmen. Even your fucking CHINKS are lazy ass retards
You are just a nice consumerist society but anyone that has lived in a country that has a little more depth, that includes the US, will immediately see why that place is so fucking boring.
And no one even knows you exist in Europe, you are just some second zone americans to us.
You are just so fucking boring on so many levels. I don't even like the americans, but I respect them a lot more than people of your kind.
Honestly, most Canadians are not even that bad. I don't get why they have such a shitty reputation. I've seen a lot of good posts, informative posts, and some sick bantz from them, even recently. They don't really shitpost more than others.
The only thing I've noticed about Canadians on /pol/ is that they don't all support Trump like we do. I think I've seen as many Canadian Trump supporters as Bernouts, so they seem pretty divided. And if that's enough to hate them, then that's a pretty retarded reason.
I may be biased since I've visited Canada a few times and the people there were always really nice and welcoming (except that one fucking guy on the Montreal subway). I shot the shit with a few of them, too. Good people.
>>74128686
Feels good man
I love that people notice us. I was so used to being a wallflower. Now I'm an annoying sideshow
>>74124517
Nice and polite are adjectives that Ameritards think apply to Canadians, but this is blatantly false. I am part of Trudeau's cabinet, you don't often see me because I am part of the invisible race. Truly the only privileged race in my opinion, to be quite frank, as it immune to criticism due to the fact that people do not even know it exists. Because Trudeau cannot actually see me, he will never find me so I will spill a little secret: the average Canadian is an alien in a human suit. From Day 1 of our education, Canadians are taught to feign welcoming attributes in order to fit into human society and learn more about them. The multiculturalism in this country actually only exists for us to study which cultures are savage and which aren't so we know which countries to preserve during the inevitable Canadian Nuclear Domination led by Justin Trudeau. Trudeau is actually not a cuck, he will be the savior of the white race. He even has a 1488 tattoo on his left ass cheek! Such a swell individual, he will save us from niggers and spics. In fact, he's even encouraging Africans to abort their children! Isn't that cool?
Honestly how much better would this board be without flags again.
Too many /int/ threads about nothing.
>>74128134
i know right.
canadas a great place desu
i dont know where these un patriotic cunts on 4chan reside desu i live in toronto and wouldnt live anywhere else in the world its literally the mecca of modern civilization
if you are unpatriotic towards canada why dont you go to usa? we really dont need any more of you faggots but desu i think its just jealous burgers proxy posting
SAD. PATHETIC. NO. LIFE
>>74128239
that's a long way to go
>>74128686
You mean the daily "laugh at the canuck cuck" thread?
>>74129319
americans like to poke jokes at a country 1/10th of their size who was the only country to beat them at war
really pathetic shows ur small penis
>1812
>8
>1
>2
>>74129100
You clearly did have a shitty higher education if you're using anecdotal evidence to prove your point.
You also have a chip on your shoulder. For being a "boring" country, you have a lot of pent up rage toward it. Chill out, mec.
>>74126015
>Burger literally makes a "I know you are but what am I" joke
Sad!
>>74129100
as much as canadians will swear up and down and deny it, we are really just bland USA lite with shittier personalities. and we actually have the gall to be smug assholes about it because of our neurotic national insecurity.
Canada has the worst posters. I think Mexican posters are the most consistently funny. Maybe we're walling off the wrong country.
>>74129453
actually im a smug cunt from toronto and id fuck your girl easily stop being an apathetic faggot and grow a pair you spineless coward
>>74129392
Oh look another cuck canuck obsessed with penis. Truudoe would be proud
>>74129489
thank god for niagara falls
and yeah theres a reason noone give a shit about usa falls roflol
>>74129489
I'll wall off your snatch cunt bitch
>>74126589
Someone got it.
Also take into consideration most here are worthless Millennial trash so flags mean nothing when dealing with this shit tier generation.
Trudeau
>>74124517
>How in the fuck does Canada have such a reputation of being so nice and polite
It's a mythological stereotype. People here aren't actually nice at all.
>>74129520
you sound like every other insecure canadian that shits their pants at the hint of criticism or being compared to the US. nothing apathetic or cowardly about it throw out some more buzzwords, crying little faggot.
>>74126390
No one cares about your elections because your country is irrelevant
We are nice and polite we aren't called Halal Gang for no reason
White Canadians, Jap Canadians, and Indian Canadians are nice.
The niggers and arabs are shit-tier as anyone would expect, the chinese are assholes too but they mostly keep to themselves.
Niggers and arabs (and women scattered here and there) are the primary Cucknadian posters on 4chan. They sit in McDonalds shops in Toronto where there's free wifi. They're a bunch of butthurt convenience store clerks and taxi drivers because all the escort ads on Toronto Backpage say "NO BLACKS" so they're sexually frustrated as shit.
>>74129788
canada isn't like the usa that's why we are our own country, how can you call yourself a canadian citizen please kill yourself
>>74124517
>>74125525
Pretty much.
>>74129837
I'm from Toronto btw, nevermind the flag, 4chan thinks my ISP is from Washington DC for some raisin.
>>74126015
it would burn around them
We fucken hate them.
>>74129788
pathetic how you try to lump all canadians are "are really just bland USA lite with shittier personalities. and we actually have the gall to be smug assholes about it because of our neurotic national insecurity" you're just outing yourself you fucking loser
GTFO
the whole canadians being 'nice' is pure propaganda by the shitty canadian government because they just want tourists and more taxpayer money.
In reality Canadians are the most conceited faggots i've ever met. This entire country is like a massive hot air balloon, the populace thinks its bigger than everything else but in reality theres literally nothing here and it has no substance whatsoever. To top it all of Canucks have a bad case of little brother syndrome and can never stop being butthurt about Americans. PATHETIC
>>74129119
>Seriously being Proud of being known as the obnoxious less funny version of Australia
>>74129100
I'll bite here
>food is disgusting
Are you referring to restaurants or groceries? And that is a very general statement, so I'd appreciate you elaborating on that
>healthcare system is prehistoric
I hear mixed opinions on it, there's some specialized care for older people that have absurd waiting times, that's forsure
>chicks are fat
..and lots of girls in other countries including burgerland are fat (or the UK, China, Hungary, Mexico etc). Depends where you are, and if you're only noticing the ones that look ugly / fat to you so you make a bigger issue of it in your head.
C'mon that's a middle school thing to say
>no cultural landscape
So you don't like the BC coast, Interior mountain valleys, Albertan badlands, Saskatchwean wheat fields, Manitoba Parkland, Ontarian Canadian Shield country, Quebec Appalachian mountains
Spend some time on Google street view looking at Banff, The Trans Canada Highway west of Kenora, Southern Alberta for starters and see the diversity of land we have
>crappy boring politics
Some people don't see a need for getting riled on every issue every day, there are better things to do, unless the politics are really important, like fishing, playing hockey, going to a theater / band show, beers on the patio etc
>no one knows you exist in Europe
You didn't need to type that b8
So you're buttmad because you think we are boring?
>>74129100
What's French food? Snails and frog legs? Sorry we don't eat shit we found in our garden.
>>74130119
Shut the fuck up before I stick my dick in your mouth 4 times
Too many liberals.
>>74124517
They are nice in the sense they are very politicaly correct, i will explain. Any spaniard from the south of Spain, that is, with a darker complexion, can go to Canada, claim he is a mozlem, go into a canadian house, open the door, find the man of the house, smack his face and fuck his wife, and he will be thanked after he is done. Canadians will defend this action while attacking anyone who perceives this as morally wrong. This is the kind of niceness and politeness canadians are known for, at least for those who know what Canada is all about.
>>74130150
yeah we have a mayor that smoked crack and liked chinese canadians big deal
still not as pathetic as trump potentially becoming president the worlds laughing at you dont get it twisted cause some millenials on /pol think hes great l m a o
RIP ROB FORD
>>74130119
Feels good man
>>74129849
>>74129952
>canada isn't like the usa that's why we are our own country,
yes of course all that distinct 'culture' we have that's totally separate from America's. so strong we need canadian content laws and actually have to meet quota's for canadian-ness.
oh no i was critical about canada! how can i call myself a canadian citizen? you are the cliched assmad canadian and people wonder why canada is filled with whiny fucking faggots
>>74129100
>Took stats 101 thinks he runs the show
>Ignores how we have several major sports as a result of our culture (Lacrosse,Basketball,Hockey)
>Criticizes Canadian food while eating frogs and fucking snails
LOL
>>74127310
70% of the posters here are American
>>74130246
O_O I can't believe that made you laugh I was honestly not trying to be funny but wow I guess you found it funny wow holy shit that's really exciting :3 does that mean I'm an honorary Australian now please I hope so I always wanted to be from there I love their people omg they're so funny and I love the wildlife and I love the culture omgg lmao at the abos though lol they look like they skipped evolution lol haha seriously though thank you for not considering me as bad of a poster as the rest I know some Canadians can't be really fucking bad posters xD but not me I'm a good poster
>>74130474
you are criticizing ur country as a young man and are trolling the internet doing absolutely nothing to help our great country
yeah.. keep pandering to the americans peterpan
I don't necessarily have a problem with Canadians, but their entire culture and identity revolves around Not-Being-America to an obnoxious extent. They aren't patriotic so much as they are anti-American.
Being a more left-wing country they also have all the worst elements of American liberal snarkiness and smug, which certainly doesn't help.
>>74130766
I'm not anti American
I like murrica
I don't like rednecks from Canada or murrica though
>>74130766
True.
Nobody wants to live in Americas shadow
>>74130766
You're right about the anti-American part I actually have a picture of my family in downtown Toronto
I'm Canadian and I love the US. Just want to get that out there. Please ignore my flag.
Canada is basically the France of USA
>>74130766
>snarkiness and smug
This coming from Jamal..
That is the definition of an American.
>>74130139
Pay attention to the flag, I think france can say Canadas food is disgusting, its chicks are fat, and its healthcare is shit. Those are three areas where France has a leg up on Canada.
France still had to be saved by Canadas army, like lmao.
>>74124517
YOU HEAR THAT AUSSIES
WE MAY BEAT YOU SOME DAY YOU FUCKING FUCKS
GET FUCKED, GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING SOUTHERN SHITHOLE JAIL COUNTRY NIGGERS. GET FUCKED
>>74125670
this, i'm so surprised when nobody calls me a leaf on other boards, but then i realize i don't have my flag and give people the benefit of the doubt as to weather i am retarded or not.
>>74130766
This is actually true is the funny part.
>>74130499
I am in pure maths you filthy chinknigger
>lacrosse, basketball, hockey
>culture
MY FUCKING KEKS
>canadian food
MAXIMUS
>>74130593
nope it helps alot, most canadians won't even admit they suck and want to improve themselves, they'd all rather live in igloos, inject maple syrup into their veins, and groan about americans all day while their wives get fucked by immigrants.
Its a fact all canadians have to admit
>>74124517
Most canucks are two-faced cunts. We're outwardly polite to strangers and foreigners but are relentless assholes in private.
>>74131447
worst thing is that I actually had a somewhat good opinion of your country before I actually had to live there
I genuinely have no idea how you guys manage to stay there, props to you
I would rather be a nigger in detroit than live there again
>irrelevent country A is getting attention for shitposting
>maybe if I shitpost like them american senpai will notice me
>>74130766
This desu. Anytime I try to bring up politics with coworkers, usually about Trudeau being a fucking faggot, the only response I get is "Well at least we're not America! Can you even BELIEVE that Trump is going to win the nomination?" as if I'm supposed to enthusiastically agree and then start praising Trudeau's name. Fucking retards.
Not to mention a good fucking chunk of the educational system revolves around America; 'look at how evil guns are, guns kill people, look at how many americans die from guns, that's a whopping 5 digits! so scary!', and 'we're so much better than america, 200 years ago, we singlehandedly drove them back from taking over our land, aren't we so strong and impressive? if america ever tries it again, we'll beat them back twice has hard!', and let's not forget the classic 'our healthcare makes us the best country in the world, in america you have to pay for it yourself, so you go bankrupt and lose your home if you get a papercut!'.
God I hate my countrymen.
>>74131572
>maybe if I shitpost like them american senpai will notice me
>being this delusional
We are trying to impress the Aussies, not you fat fucks
>>74131587
/thread
>>74131668
rekt
>>74130835
Those glorious fuckers built this country (and probably yours, come to think of it), and even though I wouldn't consider myself one I hate how demonized they are. Civilizations aren't built by overly-refined wallflowers that are allergic to any kind of virility or confidence.
>>74131113
No, Americans are more boorish and ignorant, if anything. That's why our Oh-So-Unsophisticated patriotism is despised and mocked by our own right-thinking liberals.
>>74131300
I'm keeping the memes aside, there are tons of better threads to go all out using them
National average wise, a lot of Europe is thinner than Canada, but that also includes The US, which he is praising
Culuturally as a whole, France blows a lot of countries out of the water with its cuisine, but France is our Mom so we've retained some of it. There's understandably a large American burger culture influence on our food here though
I don't know anything about France's healthcare
>>74126015
>It does, though.
Typical burgernigger education, doesn't even teach that the earth revolves around the sun.
How did you ignorant fucks ever become a super power?
>>74131587
I remember when I was talking to a fellow friend about why 6 million is an exaggerated number and how the conditions at Auschwitz were actually really nice, and the whole time he was nodding his head while going "For sure" and "Definitely" as if I was joking around or something. Fuck Canadians, they are actually mentally retarded. I'm surprised our average IQ doesn't make Somalia feel smart.
every country is special and good in their own ways OP some in economy some in popularity some in strength some in resources some in tourism some in being helpful and fitting in with other countries even those countries that seem like they do nothing or are small or poor they still serve a purpose and the people and resources and governments within them serve a very good purpose
>>74126015
Seeing the state of the world right now that is the last statement I would be making about my country.
So american is just a cesspool of degenerates looking to make a easy buck. Not caring about its follow man or looking towoard the future. Only cares about the right here and now. And how it can use proxy wars to instill fear for more profitable business.
In that case go fuck your self America. Canada out.
>>74131896
You mind using periods and commas, you fat fuck?
>>74131668
so yall admit to actively being posers to the aussies?
Because deep down we're all hurt
>>74132034
Who wouldn't want to emulate a country as based as Australia?
I went hunting in Canada once. It was the closest private hunt I could find which would let me hunt with a spear. Wild boars.
The guy who ran the place was a big Finnish guy and he warned me not to share any details of the hunt with the nice Canadian couple who ran my bed and breakfast. He said Canucks are squeamish and soft, but ever so nice.
He was right.
The Canucks visibly wilted when I came back in bloody pants.
>>74128134
Canadians are pretty fat, dude. You gotta admit it.
Shitposts of Canada are second to none. Australian "shitposts" are actually enjoyable so by default they are not true shitposts. They are simply funny posts that mock the thread or use the thread's topic to form their jokes.
I'm a right asshole, full of hate. But I say, "I'm sorry" like 20 times a day.
I am polite, but I internalize all the shit. The anonymity of the internet is a release valve.
>>74132223
but yall suck at it
they are genuinely funny yall just shitpost
you're nation is fucking pointless we should just annex it already
>>74126390
>We get riled up for elections about 2 months before voting day, not 2 YEARS
That is because there are people in the US that take politics seriously, and there is more at stake. The presidential election is kind of a big deal around here.
>>74128686
We do this because we're genuinely concerned about you, Canada. America wants you to succeed. And right now your country is on fire and you have no gold reserves.
>>74130139
>Are you referring to restaurants or groceries? And that is a very general statement, so I'd appreciate you elaborating on that
Both. Decent vegetables or fruits, or raw cooking materials, are really expensive. Most of the reasonably priced stuff is tasteless plastic waste that needs to get donated to an african country asap.
>C'mon that's a middle school thing to say
It is a shame, really, and kind of annoying to see fatties moving around in sweatpants. Burqa should be mandatory for Canadian women over 70kg.
>So you don't like the BC coast, Interior mountain valleys, Albertan badlands, Saskatchwean wheat fields, Manitoba Parkland, Ontarian Canadian Shield country, Quebec Appalachian mountains
Which are all very nice place to hike, maybe take a couple pictures, or even camp. Not cultural though, rather the opposite of culture: nature.
>So you're buttmad because you think we are boring?
I am mad because almost everything about you being a """"nice""""" country is just marketing. And because I had to stay there way longer than I should have. Met some nice folks but Canadian society is a prime example of why serious and rigorous liberal arts + humanities education should be mandatory until Grade 12.
I am a pure maths student, but the amount of ignorance (or disdain) my peers at UofT showed for anything that wasn't """"STEM"""""" was ridiculous.
And as I said somewhere else on this thread, the real tragedy is that what they think is "super hard and time consuming" is just the average workload about everywhere else in the world (or at least in France afaik).
Québec can be exempted from criticism because frankly, Montréal is a cool city with things to be done. And also, Québecois are bro-tier faggots.
>>74124517
We live in socialist hell.
We shitpost to prevent ourselves from killing ourselves.
>>74131587
Like I said, I have nothing against the Canadians I've met until something about politics or comparing the two countries comes up. I don't think it's particularly healthy to have a national identity based around feeling morally superior to another country, but it is what it is considering your geography and your history.
Maybe after Canada receives millions of new refugees after Trump's inauguration next year we'll have a small stream of Canadian conservatives heading down in reverse.
>>74131829
>I remember when I was talking to a fellow friend about why 6 million is an exaggerated number and how the conditions at Auschwitz were actually really nice, and the whole time he was nodding his head while going "For sure" and "Definitely" as if I was joking around or something. Fuck Canadians, they are actually mentally retarded. I'm surprised our average IQ doesn't make Somalia feel smart.
you told a normie about your jewish conspiracy theories and expected him to think your not a loonie
get real kid
>>74132746
This actually.
>We still love you Canada.
>>74128134
A good proportion of american girls are thin and desirable.
Even at the fucking gym, all I have seen was fat chicks working out. Seriously. What the actual fuck.
I suspect it is all because of NAFTA, but I have to investigate a little more, this is a meme in becoming
>>74132323
This.
Canadas shitposts aren't even funny they're just annoying
>>74125860
Finally a quality post from Canada
>>74125352
desu senpai I swing pretty frequently between serious posting and intense shitposting.
There is nothing in Canada that's worth coming to see.
As soon as anybody in Canada gets rich and famous, they move to America. Not even Canadians want to live in Canada.
I live in Michigan, about 50 or so miles away from Canada, and I've never really wanted to visit for any reason at all. We have the best Great Lakes beaches, we have the best beer. Our hockey teams are more famous than yours (Red Wings, Anaheim Ducks) and we've got your Tim Hortons(which is shit, btw.)
Canada has no redeeming qualities. Anything that's not complete shit in Canada is already in Michigan or the rest of America.
>>74131971
>canadian taking the high ground on degenerates
>>74125352
>tfw all NordVPN servers are banned and I'll have to wait a few months or so for new ones to come out
>>74132293
Nice shitpost.
Lots of Canadians hunt, the city folk and cottagers are liberal cry babies.
You Murriclaps cry about us clubbing baby seals.
>>74133113
>the Analheim Cucks
>famous
top kek, you can't be serious. At least say the Rangers or Penguins. Do you even know what a puck is?
>>74132293
>Blood scares pensioners
>Thinks compassion is a sign of weakness
Even his brain is fat
>>74133113
What is grand bend?
Enjoy your shitty beaches Michigan.
>>74124517
Canadians aren't nice, there is simply a culture of passive aggression. I go to work, and everyone is trying to fuck over everyone in the same way as anywhere else in the world, just that no one is open about it and if you call someone out on their shit you are considered 'wild' and uncouth - there is a culture of conformity and faux positivity , like pretending to be happy is some sort of virtue. Pretend-niceness is highly valued
>>74133284
>Mighty Ducks
>not famous
It even had a cartoon and several movies
>>74133373
Listen to this man
>>74133363
>What is grand bend?
Some irrelevant bullshit that doesn't hold a candle to Mackinac Island or Mackinaw City beaches.
Try harder, Cancuck.
>>74133373
Did you ever think people are actually nice because they like it and that you're just a cynical and autistic?
>>74133397
>sunbelt team
>famous
you realize the movie came before your team, right? You have won one (1) Stan Lee. Your team is laughable and is on a downswing. At least Shitsburgh can claim Lemieux fame and many a cup, you have nothing.
>>74133373
Fuck..... You think you know someone.
That sounds like a nightmare. As much as Murican's being course gets to me once in a while I'd take a complete asshole over a person just pretending to be decent any day.
That's a raw deal.
>>74133572
I didn't say they were better, I said they were more famous.
Ask any normie to name a Canadian hockey team. They probably won't be able to.
Now try it again with an American hockey team. I guarantee you every single one will say Detroit Red Wings
I'm pretty sure we have better teams than you, either way.
>>74133113
>There is nothing in Canada that's worth coming to see.
I guess that is because you'd only consider something 'worth seeing' if it was somewhere you could snort coke out of a hookers ass and gamble and see really tacky buildings. No , we don't have 'vegas', or that sort of shit, we have lots of pristine nature with few people and I'm fine with that. I'm surprised a Michiganer wouldn't appreciate northern country, but you are probably a degenerate from Detroit.
>>74133689
I can guarantee you at least 3 Canadian teams are more famous than your sunbelt literally whos: the two Canadian teams of the original six, and the Oilels, you know, the team that had a dynasty because of the Great One? Oh wait, you're a bandwagoning faggot, you know nothing about the sport. I bet you got the hawks and ducks mixed up too, that's why you keep talking about a literally who sunbelt team. I'm not surprised, it's an easy mistake to make, both are birds, you have no clue what hockey even is, it's to be expected.
>>74124517
>implying we're being serious
Real talks, americans take shot too seriously, in the real we could see you tear up and would apologize but we just assume on the internet that youre laughing with us.
>>74128254
LOL
>>74132675
>Québécois are bro-tier faggots
Lel. I live in Montreal, where a good proportion of your limp-wristed expats live and I can tell you that this qualification cannot come out of your mouth without me ruining my keyboard.
You chainsmoking skinnyfat pussies wouldn't last a day "en région". Remove baguette.
>>74124517
>home to shitposters
I would have gone with racism, and backing fascists wars and regimes... but yeah... shit posting is much worse.
And I don't know how the "canada is so nice" meme started. It was more condescending I think. "canada is so weak, they're adorable" etc.
>>74133917
>traveling to canada to go camping
>when there are several better spots in america
No, you don't even have the best nature. Like I said, you have nothing worth visiting. Anything you have, we do too, and I guarantee you, ours is better.
We've even got mounties in Mackinac Island.
If this gets 300 replies then cannucks are confirmed shitposters
>>74130215
Very progressive!
>>74132675
>Tasteless plastic waste
Yeah there is a lot of processes store food, I steer clear of that, and so should most people
>Burqa should be mandatory
I hate seeing fat people just as much as the next guy, especially when it is preventable for most people. Weight gain is dangerous because the extra fat cells produced don't go away when you lose it, making you predisposed to gain more.
>Culture is the opposite of nature
Interesting viewpoint, 2bh. I guess you could say nature is like a blank cultural canvas. A lot of people I know love to go outdoors. My city, Winnipeg has a fair amount of French history in it and there are some good shows, but it pales in comparison to Montreal
>niceness is marketing
I honestly think most Canadians have a more eloquent way of saying what needs to be said but in a way where it isn't being extremely blunt and rude. There's an art to being a 'professional' smart ass.
But in western culture where you don't have to be right, you just need to be right enough, and alpha enough to be on top, Canadian etiquette will no doubt be considered secondary to the US. Some other countries prefer our way, but we are irrelevant economically and militarily. Plus the American media is a non-stop siren going full blast and it makes a lot of us sick
I don't know anything about the STEM meme, I took my degree in something called Geographic Information Systems, so a bit of math and a lot of cartography. Fortunately there is a job market for this stuff.
And yes, I have met some cool people from Montreal, and nailed a couple nice girls to boot. I want to go visit there again soon
>>74133524
You are right , I'm thinking outside of mandated guidelines, shame on me what was I thinking???
>>74126239
Nobody can out compete us at shitposting my burger friend. Canada just tries way too hard.
I am pretty ashamed of some of my countrymen, but I will give the rest of the board some credit. I've never had what I've had to say completely dismissed with
>A LEAF
comments. So while my country might have some top-tier shitposters, I'm glad we're not all lumped in with them.
>>74134039
Look, we have to be kind to these Canucks. Could you imagine what it's like to NOT be born in the greatest country in the world?
What a life they must live.
>confusing shitposting with low quality posts
Canada makes low quality posts
Australia makes shitposts.
canada has good syrup
>>74124517
CORRELATION =/= CAUSATION
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/canadas-internet-sucks-and-the-government-has-no-real-plan-to-improve-it
>>74134246
>implying shit is high quality
>tfw most people don't know that we all tell racist jokes
>tfw fags outside of Canada don't really know anything about our country
Most people are willingly ignorant about our country, they assume we're all sjw fags, yet they've never had actual conversations with Canadians.
Our country is a mistake.
Even America doesn't want to annex us because our oil is useless tar-sand.
>>74133136
m8 that's like saying everyone in the US is a redneck. You take a very small set of examples and say, "Hey that's what Canada is like, eh?"
>>74134039
>better
According to what? fucking Lonely Planet or something? There is so much goddamned land out here to explore and you are comparing it so one little dingleberry of an island? Michigan nature is virtually the same as south and western ontario, how is your - just because it is on the other side of a 1.5 century imaginary line - going to be magically 'better'? Never mind, this is like clapping with one hand.
>>74124517
Canada changed with the multiculturalism nightmare. We are bitter and this is an exultory.
>>74134308
You guys elected weed man though.
SJW fags is the only possibility.
>>74134502
You elected a nigger.
>>74134293
>implying that shit can't be high quality.
Face it, Aussie shitposts are magical gold nuggets that bring eternal peace and happiness to all that are lucky enough to be bless with one.
You should consider yourself lucky to live in such amazing time.
>>74134191
Canada just gets results
Sounds like apathy will get the better of you, just like when you thought those emus would be harmless
We are the ones who are baptized in maple
Outside we smile but inside we're hateful
Forever cursed by a wretched leaf
Country burning, us in grief
Taxed to the ground, lest we forget
There remains only one outlet
Shitposting on every thread
Do not stop until it's dead
Pure wrath of the /pol/ canuck
Creates rage, acts like a cuck
We do not try to be funny
'Cause we're sad and out of money
>>74134246
We make the shittiest posts on this site, that's true talent
>>74132615
desu for all of canada's problems they could've ended up like mexico.
>>74132565
no its because a longer election costs more and it gives the corrupt candidate with the money advantage more time to spend the money they raised on ads and propaganda
>leafs have a bad boy rep now
better watch yourselves /pol/
>>74129546
Oh look another triggered burger who can't let things go and just admit defeat
>>74131444
Based frog. Keep fighting the good fight. You had our backs since day one, and we will always have yours. fuck our dumb hat
>>74134832
>Shitposter
>Bad boy
Try again, moron. You're not the bully in class. You're that one smelly kid with no friends who eats his boogers.
>>74131587
We will always have room for your kind. Come down to Virginia and get a nice American job and suburban home
>>74125352
> Not being Irish and living in Canada
The shitposting knows no bounds
>>74124517
> durr my opinions of 30+ million people are based on 4 chan users.
Autism the thread.
>>74134502
There is a lot of SJW but its very high concentration in certain locations and low conentration outside of that - the farm communities and towns in southern ontario are quite conservative and really dislike both weedman and Wynne, the lesbian overlord of Ontario. Even in Toronto, a liberal shitshow of a city, the social justice garbage is located in certain areas while you have districts that are quite rightwing or pseudo-right - hence the one man embodiment of a Canadian shitpost known as Rob Ford briefly being mayor. Another reason weedman was elected because of regional politics - the maritimes voted solidly Liberal partly because the Liberals promised more federal programs and investment out there than the other parties.
>>74131808
>Canadian Education
>Not teaching that the sun revolves around the galaxy
Just adding more shit to this shithread
>>74133942
If they had an "Eagles" team, like Philly in the NFL, the American would remember that pretty easily
>>74132223
>>74132223
>Straya
>No guns
>Immigrants taking over
>"Based"
>>74129407
>Leaf implying that entire landmass is livable
Only Toronto and Vancouver can be considered "livable"
>>74126015
#burned
>>74132675
>Women
>Over 65 KG
Choose one
>>74135874
>Toronto
Hardly. Have you seen that shithole? It makes American cities look like Ancient Rome.
>>74130574
I am going to mid air 180 cockslap you with my big American cock and break your fucking jaw. Don't fuck me, Hat. Don't you ever fuck me.
>>74136037
>Big American Cock
>5.5 Inch Long
>55 Inch wide
>>74131587
Yes, I hear this a lot and it annoys me. Though it is something that I get pretty much exclusively from hard left, trendy MTV/TMZ watching snapchatty instagrammy city kids - or FOB Chinese/Middle Eastern/whatever. I've really heard that snarky "heh, well at least we aren't American he he he" outside of this crowd. Out in farm country and smaller towns people feel pretty close to the US in terms of culture
>>74136233
>I've really heard
*never heard
>>74124517
I fucking hate Canada
>be me 23 yr old virgin who starts to lift and get in shape
>no girls ever showed interest before
>cute girl takes interest in me for some reason, asks me out
>We go out a few times, goes great
>finally have sex, feelsgoodman.jpeg
>one problem
She's fucking Indian and I'm too pussy to break up because of it so now my son is going to be Pajeet
FUCK YOU TRUDEAU'S I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>
TIL that Americas average yearly deficit over the last ten years is higher than Canada's total federal debt.
>>74136358
That literally has nothing to do with the country and only with you being a pussy
>>74136387
>Reddit TIL
>Canada Population is 13 million or so
>USA population is 300 million +
Yet you still manage to have the highest number of shitposts
While USA actually invents a lot of shit the world uses
>>74136510
35m or so. 23% are French though.
>>74136358
>Didnt use birth control
>Too pussy to break up
Get an abortion or marry.
>>74136510
36 million, you chinkstain
I thought Chinese and Singapore were supposed to be smart
>>74136510
White Canada loves white America. We have the a bilateral economic relationship alone that is unrivaled anywhere else on the planet.
>>74124517
the eternal leaf will never out-shitpost the aussies
>>74136387
>TIL
>>74136553
>Singapore
>Tiny Island
>Pop 5 million citizens
>Canada
>2nd Biggest Nation
>Pop 35 million
What's the spare land like?Or is it some sort of barren empty land with snow for miles and miles.
>>74136601
>Geography Associated With IQ
Kek aren't you chinese too
>>74129100
>Relies on us and other superior whites to save him when German Uber menchen run Train on his tiny little country.
You frog fags smell like shit anyways, stay in your country and get to know Ahmed and Amiir, your new neighbors
>>74136725
50% of the population lives in the bottom 20% of the nation. The top third is permafrost.
>>74136725
People say that 90% of the land isn't arable but virtually nobody in developed countries buys their food from local sources. I live in one of the biggest mining cities on the planet, nobody can grow food here (Canadian Shield) and yet our grocery stores are just as varied and many times cheaper than the ones in Toronto.
>>74136725
We aren't cockroach-like people that live in hives (except for Toronto). We appreciate lots of good land and open space
>>74136871
50% of the population lives inbetween the Great Lakes and along the St. Lawrence. It has been the most valuable land in the new world since the collapse of plantations.
>>74136725
No more like a series of large cities with a good 5 hours of driving in between them going 80 km/hr.
Basically most land never gets seen because the major highways don't go there.
