I just tested making some hardtack biscuits, a food that can be stored for long periods of time.
So /pol/ what have you done to help you survive the fall of western civilisation?
Pictures are appreciated.
>>74105330
i'm just going to hang myself
>>74105330
Have a gun collection and a good stash of food.
Going to be buying a piece of land early next year and putting in a bunker, cabin and a stone monument
have guns
also have meat dehydrators/jerky machines
I can fix my own clothes and shoes, bake bread, fix some kinds of machines. I like learning practical skills, it's fun to do.
>>74105395
That's pretty beta.
>>74105677
A plain 'ol food dehydrator will do jerky just fine as long as its temperature controllable
>>74105507
>and a stone monument
Why?
Why would you want to survive?
>>74105330
im trying to start a group of individuals who have the mind to leave for a place where society isnt
at best i can say its progressing very slowly
>>74105925
Something to outlast myself and western society as a whole.
>>74106151
what do you hope to accomplish by doing this?
>>74106172
survival? like the OP says
>>74106155
Cool idea, too bad shitskins will knock it down as soon as they find it
>>74106232
ah
I thought you were saying you want to form a group that wishes to leave society right now at this very moment
>>74105330
grow some vegetables, faggot
>>74106703
no no, i'm patient. that would be unrealistic. there is a general plan though
would you like to help?
>>74106413
Land I am looking at is very secluded and far from any populations of those
Have any of you guys joined your national home guard if you have one to try and hold back the tide of barbarism once the fall from grace begins.
>>74105330
>composite bow
>kukri knife
>stockpile canned food, rice & oats
>>74106862
Well best of luck
What kind of guns do you have?
>>74106848
I don't really have any experience with anything of the sort. Good luck though, anon.
>>74105330
Practice my wanking mostly.
>>74105395
Why wait?
>>74105330
I just have a BOB. Anyone got some good ideas/sources for learning some practical skills?
Bonus points: if they're usable in everyday life.
>>74106973
AR15s
FAL
Galil
some other stuff
>>74107130
Fuck off Muhammed Al-Britbong.
>>74105677
Build a smoke house you lazy faggot.
>>74107028
neither do i
learning practical skills is the easy part, gathering like minds is fucking difficult
>>74105330
>I just tested making some hardtack
mine tasted really bad
>>74105330
Getting a group together to kill as many niggers as possible before we die. I have no plans to survive for very long, but suicide is for fags.
>>74105330
Is it super nutritious like lembas bread?
>>74105330
>the fall of western civilisation
You appear to be mistaken my, only your society is going to fall. Over here we're going to elect Trump and get our shit together.
Sorry about your country though. Real shame, you hate to see it happen.
>>74105933
It's human nature bro
>>74107632
Yea, so do mine but that is kind of the nature of the beast. On the positive side though if they are stored correctly they will last decades.
I have pondered adding vegetable bullion to give it some vitamins and flavour though. Won't do anything for how hard they are however.
>>74107865
If you eat nothing but these you will get scurvy pretty quite so make sure to get some vitamin c.
I have this
>>74107976
Trump has no chance due to demographics. We needed Trump 30 years ago. It's too late now man.
>>74107252
I didn't know you could have that in France
>>74107976
I hop trump goes well for you but otherwise It's just a matter of time.
As for us we are standing at the brink, another five years without major political reform and we will enter the breach of barbarism.
>>74108540
We'll see. I'm optimistic that he's already polling so well against Hillary and the debates haven't even started yet.
The demographics this year are going to swing wildly, just you watch. There's also millions of people who have never voted before that will make all the difference.
Hillary is an incredibly weak candidate, Trump has better chances than most people think. We'll fix America and then maybe come help out Europe maybe.
>>74108774
Yeah, you guys are on the edge of the cliff which is where the USA will be in about 25 years if we follow your lead.
Good luck, and invest in toilet paper.
>>74108680
Most of Europe isn't as restrictive on guns as you might think. It's more paperwork and costly so fewer people own guns but you can get quite a variety if you have the time and the will.
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>>74105330
I have no plans on surviving. I plan on seeing Valhalla.
>>74108944
May your shield be stout and your sword arm strong brother.
bumb, lets make this a survival thread
>>74105330
When your Conutry falls, just order a Kebap...
Ohhhh... wait
>>74109162
So Mr. Leaf-on-flag would you care to share some of your survival wisdom with us ?
All this shit will be for nothing in case of a nuclear war.
>>74109162
why? what do i get out of it
>>74105330
1. I have a creek that runs through my land
2. wild turkey and deer pass through every morning like clock work
3. plenty of firewood to cook / heat with
4. have half a year supply of emergency food down in basement and try to keep canned goods / ramen stocked fully at all times
>>74109968
You have the right idea, a lot of burgers just think about guns and knives but its much more useful to be somewhere remote with food and water rather than being armed to the teeth.
>>74108275
your not supposed to eat them dry you soak them in broth till they are soft like crackers
>>74109968
If it were a long term situation:
5. Rain collecters need to be erected from trash cans / upside down jerry cans cut in half attached to tubes most likely
6. Plant crops. Would need a greenhouse of some kind for the winter. Can construct out of plastic sheets - perhaps trash bags or unused windows from cars or rooms that we have boarded up.
>>74107615
Id help anon if your dead serious. Need an email?
>>74110255
Thanks for the info.
>>74105330
I'm a reservoir engineer and drill water wells as a side-trade.
>>74110237
Being remote and well-stocked means nothing when the hordes come into your lands looking for what they can steal. Lone preppers are all going to die. It takes an entire small city of like-minded individuals all working together pooling resources and guns to keep the zed away for even a single night.
>>74105330
You won't enjoy those hard tac dumps you'll take after eating them?
>>74110385
i've got a throwaway for this purpose already, drop me a line jewsdid1776 @ gmail.com
>>74106151
>I'm trying to start
How are you doing this?
>>74110554
your not supposed to eat them dry
your supposed to soak them in soup till they get soft they are add to a meal they are not the meal itself unless you just boil them in plain water
>>74110583
just throwing a bunch of individuals who want to /innawoods/ in a kik chat and hoping for something to catalyze. i'm open to possibilities but i dont think anything beats the premise i already have
>>74106862
Shitskin here, we will find your statue
>>74110755
>i'm open to possibilities in terms of plans
>>74110566
Sent. Throwaway is in the email name.
>>74105395
fpbp
Im gonna do a bunch of hard drugs and do my best to OD
>>74110917
Beta
>>74109789
Sweet alyssum are edible? I grow big batches of those in my garden bc they smell so good. Good info, thanks anon
If I learned anything from DayZ, its that 99% if surviving the apocalypse is having mates. So I'll just kill myself.
>>74107225
community college
take welding classes, electrical classes, plumbing, etc
Or get a job as a construction helper and learn how to build shit and use tools.
Think about shit you would need to fix on your own, and other people would need fixed. Then you can barter your skills for food and supplies.
You should do this anyways, save yourself lots of money
heres some good info on hardtack
http://www.grandarmyofthefrontier.org/articles/hardtack.htm
Does anyone know of a decent survival guide that goes into most of the basics?
>>74111177
there are some other rules worth considering, for example you want to pick dandelion prior to blooming because then it wont taste like ass
>>74111438
you might want to learn from 'survival russia', he's a dane living in siberia and afaik i bet a lot of information translates well due to similar climate
>>74111218
Perhaps trying to learn some rudimentary blacksmithing skills would be valuable both for surviving as an individual as well as for trade if that is an option.
Family picked 30 pounds of strawberries from our farm, preserving them atm
Planted a ton of stuff a couple weeks ago.
Nothing, I'm not a chicken little retard, I'm in my 40's and have heard all about the impending doom all my life. Nothing is going to happen.
Although I do happen to be a farmer from a large family in a community where we already help each other out.
We were here before the combustion engine and electricity, we'd still here here without any of that stuff, we'd just have to work more for smaller harvests.
>>74111649
how big is your farm?
>>74111218
>construction
it's really incredible how much of a fetus some people are, i work construction and basic things like how to use a wrench, people who have never held one in their life are just so awkward for a good 6 months with tools
>>74107487
Food dehydrators can dehydrate everything from herbs+spices to soup and fruits+veggies while also being able to make jerky
Smoke houses just make jerky and smoke meats
>>74111759
Couple hundred acres, 2/3 wooded.
WHEN ARE YOU FAGGOTS GOING TO REALIZE THAT CIVILIZATION WILL NEVER COLLAPSE?
/POL/ HAS BEEN PREDICTING THE END OF THE WORLD WITHIN DAYS FOR THREE YEARS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG.
YOU ARE STUPID CHILDREN WITH MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES. THE WORLD ISN'T GOING TO END BECAUSE FAGS CAN GET MARRIED
>>74106155
Cool idea.
>>74111884
how is it organized? i doubt you have 80 some acres for just strawberries right?
>>74105330
Soylent senpai. Soylent
>>74111943
i bet some romans were saying that while the barbarians were at the gates, too
>>74111943
This
Fuck off with your retarded apocalypse fantasies faggots
>>74111943
Yes, it may never happen but for a little effort I'd like to have some preparedness in case it does.
As Baden Powell said be prepared.
>>74105330
I live on the water, my family owns a machine shop, and we've got a shitload of guns.
We can fish, hunt, and make what we don't have.
>>74112001
No, most of it is pasture and open ground. We have various paddocks for different things: Grains, Vegetables, Fruit Trees, etc.
>>74112036
Not too shabby but how long does it keep, is there a powdered form?
>>74111943
>believing there will never be any sort of global conflict that will create hardships for you and your family
Neato gang. Nice fantasy land you're living in. Now, it my not be the fall of civilization, but we all know what hyperbole is, right?
>>74112359
may*
>>74112069
Rome had already fallen when the barbarians sacked Rome. By what fucking measure is our society on the verge of collapse?
>>74105330
>So /pol/ what have you done to help you survive the fall of western civilisation?
Shitpost on /pol/
>>74112359
What global conflict is going ot cause problems surviving day to day? None faggot, MAD is in place.
>>74112330
sounds comfy as fuck, pretty jelly
>>74112589
slow degeneration
>>74105330
Hardtack cooked in animal fat is delicious.
>>74105330
Bee husbandry
Honey has an indefinite shelf life, and honey crackers taste delicious.
Plus I live in a concrete house in the Alaskan wilderness and have an Arsenal of homemade weapons (for example, a flamethrower made from an oily rag, a super soaker, a can of gasoline, and a lighter) and a rifle, a pistol, and a lifetime supply of ammunition.
So I guess I'm fine.
>>74112471
Just an example but NASA predicts that there is a 12% chance that earth will be hit with a CME within the next 10 years. 12% is not insignificant, I'm surprised this issue has not received much attention.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronal_mass_ejection
>>74112471
>Rome had already fallen when the barbarians sacked Rome.
opinions~
>>74112762
We get hit with CME's pretty frequently and it just gives us stronger and more widespread auroras.
>>74112809
No that's pretty well accepted among historians and anyone who knows what they're talking about. If Rome hadn't fallen, the barbarians would not be able to walk into Rome and take the city.
>>74112738
Buying land with no property tax in the Unorganized Borough, Alaska, is a good long term investment. The land is essentially yours for all eternity and can't be taken away if you don't have cash to pay property tax. The main problem is that most of the land has no road access, and is at least 2 hours away from a town by boat. I'm saving up for a plot one day.
>>74112949
> barbarians would not be able to walk into Rome and take the city
Hmmmmmmmm
>>74112882
No we don't we get hit by radiation from the sun constantly but not from a CME. But we do know when one hit but but our lack of dependence of electrical devices meant that no major damage was caused.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859
I have guns, camping gear, and wilderness survival skills. Also plenty of dried food in my pantry, but that's more because I'm fucking lazy and buy things like rice and beans in massive quantities so I don't need to go shopping for them as often.
>>74113053
What am I looking at for cost/acre? How near is it to coastline?
This might sound stupid but I'm gearing up for the NW passage to open up sometime in the next few decades. Might be a good idea to grab some discontinuous land that companies will have to buy up later to build roadways and gas lines.
>>74113118
I find it hilarious that you use a picture of foreigners that are in neither your or my nation to make a statement about the stability of our societies.
Means literally nothing.
You are a walking, talking, retarded /pol/ caricature.
>>74112036
I like the idea, but then I love experiencing all the tastes of the world.
>>74105330
>What Are You Doing To Survive the Fall of Civilisation
Bought a 50 lb bag of rice.
Useful if everything goes to shit or works out.
Rape
>>74105330
I'll become a raider for my supplies.
Either I'll get shot in the street like a dog or the radiation will wash over me like a glorious, cuddly blanket.
Either way we're fucked. Have some fun.
>>74105330
farming
>>74113564
You disgust me, you are no swede.
>>74105330
Myself and two friends plan to bug out to a third's farm.
We've got a well, a year's worth of food for four, everything we'd need to maintain a decently sized subsistance farm, and unlike most similar setups we have a full machine shop. We put the plan together when Ebola-chan had just started her big flare-up, and have been maintaining it since. We get together fairly often to practice self sufficiency while getting drunk. Considering we built a still, we can do both at the same time.
I'm looking forward to the end, its going to be a nice vacation from all this bullshit.
>>74105330
Build Defenses, wait for the wolves.
>>74105330
I make my own waterproofing out of beeswax, linseed oil, turpentine and pine tar. Been building tents and other garments out of canvas for a few years now. Also have a gold claim way the fuck up in the mtns with a fairly decent cabin. Pretty much everything I would ever need to survive too wise is out there, and great hunting in the area. Very secluded and extremely inaccessible. Pic related is from the area right before you start hiking down to the creek.
>>74113361
The NW passage exits at the northern slope of Alaska--you don't want to live there. It's an irrelevant consideration. The most survivable areas are the islands in the southern panhandle. The more remote, the less the land costs. You can get several acres in the absolute middle of nowhere, a few days travel by Kayak from the nearest road-access town, for 50k, but you will have to build ALL of your infrastructure--your own dock, your own water and electrical systems, EVERYTHING. Bringing construction materials to remote locations is also expensive if not impossible.
I recommend studying construction, and basic survival/medical stills in the lower 48 before ever attempting to go to Alaska. Treat it as a life-long pursuit--chances are you wont' need it, but by the time you die, you can have a nice insurance policy to hand down to your kids.
>>74113761
>full machine shop
lad, without electricity you can't do anything
>hand-cranked MIG welder
>>74111943
sure whatever, source?
>>74105330
I'm going to cling to my guns and my Bible...not necessarily in that order.
>>74105330
Killing myself.
>>74114119
What you'd need is a wood fuelled steam powered generator.
>>74107865
hardtack is basically poorfag poptarts from the gunpowder era.
it's literally flour mixed with water and baked until it's hard.
>>74105395
death by hanging is one of the worst ways to kill yourself. Read http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
>>74114294
With a dash of salt and some butter or shortening if you are feeling extravagant.
>>74113053
>most of the land has no road access
That's not a problem
>>74105330
Pretty much your hard biscuits and jerky or other dried meat and fruits. It's the only solution.
>>74107865
lel, no. It's purely for energy without any of the other shit you need. It's barely a step above just eating sugar cubes.
Good enough to stave off starvation short-term. Long term, you're going to need all those vitamins, minerals, fats, proteins, etc
>>74114400
It's not a problem, but it's a major limitation.
>>74114440
Enjoy your scurvy.
>>74105330
Ids too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY
>>74114387
your thread is basically just "hey /pol/ I made this shitty survival food congratulate me for saving the white race"
you are a cringey namefag swede. Get off my board
>>74114119
One of the first things we learned how to do was make a wood-gassifier. It may be inefficient and dirty as fuck but if we have wood we have power. Of course that only matters if all the solar is down.
>>74114496
Scurvy is caused by vitamin c deficiency so dried fruits would combat that deficiency.
>>74114759
Add some pemmican to your emergency supplies.
>>74113938
This is Idaho, right? Sawtooth Natl. Forest?
>>74107252
Wait, how the fuck did you got those mon frère? Did you get those in our beautiful county? I would be really interested if you could tell me a way to even get a semi auto.
set up a small scale hydroponic garden that i currently use to grow herbs, spices and shit, but could probably scale it up a bit and be able to create a sustainable amount of vegetable produce - enough for myself at least.
I also live by the sea, so if there was some kind of doomsday scenario, i'd probably have to go nigger mode and fish and grow my own crops, etc.
That said, if there's any kind of flood, i'm fucked.
>>74114759
Pine needle tea is much easier than preserving fruit.
>>74114932
Looks pretty good but I imagine it might be difficult to get some shipped over here.
Wouldn't going out to the sea on some sailing ship probably be a better idea than all this stationary stuff? That is just waiting for the hordes.
I'm proficient at hunting/fishing, gardening, procreation and subterfuge.
>tfw I'm going to make it
>>74115289
Do you dry those veggies?
>>74105330
>Hardtack
nigga what? Hardtack was used for BULLETS during the civil war because it can get very hard.
http://www.pri.org/stories/2016-05-10/russia-literally-giving-away-land-free
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/05/russia-far-east/481266/
http://rbth.com/articles/2010/11/15/russias_new_homesteaders_from_city_life_to_wilderness_utopia05115.html
http://sputniknews.com/russia/20160502/1038962603/far-east-free-land.html
http://newobserveronline.com/russia-offers-free-land-foreigners/
The land we own is about 1.5 hectare big and has a large fence around it. In case of war I guess we'll farm on it.
>>74105330
Surviving a colossal happening in the scale of Yellowstone, a meteor, nuclear war, or mega-earthquakes + tsunamis, depends 100% on circumstance and geography.
If youre in a city, youre dead.
If youre in a coastal area, youre dead.
If youre near the epicentre, youre dead.
If youre near a volcano, youre dead.
Basically the only real scenarios, where you can plan and prepare for are:
>economic collapse and the anarchy that follows
>global food crisis, which also collapses the economy and causes anarchy
So essentially you need to have:
>knowledge
>a patch of land where noone will stumble upon you
>SEEDS
>water filatration/collection devices
If you live in Scandinavia, you either know how to prepare for and survive for winter, or youll starve/freeze in the first chill.
If you live in Greece/Spain and dont know where to find water and how to treat it, youll die.
If you live in the UK and dont have a butterknife, youll get killed by the deadly wheel-wielding gangs.
Ideally get:
>seeds
>salt
>vitamins
Wars are won by arms and supplies. If either falters, the war is lost.
>>74105330
I accepted a long time ago that I'm not going to survive it.
I'm just here to watch it happen.
>>74105677
> dehydrating baseballs
Is this ban american thing?
>>74115429
Canned them for later
>>74118691
Those are dehydrated soccerballs retard.
>>74105677
>>74105814
as long as you have electricity, eh?
>>74118290
This. Why survive?
reminder that you can't just run innawoods to survive the apocalypse
they have weapons that will make the surface of the earth uninhabitable for an extended time
>>74118290
>>74122181
but if you survive, you get to watch it happen for longer.
>>74111218
Those classes take several semesters, and I'm already in college.
>>74115235
Only in a zombie/disease scenario would that work. The navy would probably rob you if it were a global war.
>>74106848
Im in. Electrician here. Wat now?
I will kill myself
>>74105330
We are learning to live like our grandparents did, which reduces our dependency on modern technology, and lowers our monthly bills.
Have also gotten healthier with more manual labor and healthy foods.
Why wait for things to fall apart?
>>74124981
I don't blame you. Life is way to comfy now to ever go back to living off the land. You will be uncomfortable and miserable 90% of the time and that's when you are in good health. Chances are you will be sick a lot on top of that too. I don't know how wild animals do it.
I want to prep a bit, but I just don't want to find out I wasted money when nothing happens. Don't get me wrong, I WANT the happening to happen, but as each year passes, it seems less and less likely.
I'd give anything to have the grid go down.
>>74106151
A cult?
To all those who claimed they will kill themselves:
Why don't you join the fight instead?
