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Location
Color
Better hurry boys!
>>74089571
>land war in US
lmao like that would ever happen
It would be over in a day
fuck ive been waiting a while for one of these, of course I work tonight
>>74090946
are you not playing then?
Democratic Republic of Cornistan
Iowa (Story County if it's by county)
Yellow
>>74089571
Nippon Expeditionary Force
California
Gold
First update, not starting yet wait for more people.
>Orange
>Donald Trump's Real Estate Empire
>New York
>>74091905
Texas
Texas
Red
>>74091905
Sanders Caliphate
South Florida
Any color but prefer Green or Blue
Bump so more people join
cant play but i have a bump for you
>>74092285
Indeed. I rarely get to play these games.
>>74092285
>>74092461
Same, also can I change my name to Clinton caliphate?
2nd update, might as well start. I have given everyone an extra 5 ts just so the game can go a bit quicker.
>>74092568
Fill more of New York
>>74092568
Conquer California in the name of Hirohito.
>>74092568
Son of a bitch third fucking Risk game I play where the OP misspells my fucking empire, son of a bitch how retarded are you people
>>74092568
Fill florida, spill to georgia
>>74092777
>trips on first roll
F E E L
T H E
B E R N
Wait OP what are the roll values? I don't see any on the map, at least list them please
Update. texas and cornistan havent rolled so i assume they have left.
>>74092568
fill texas
>>74093077
Fill Florida spills to georgia
Also desu I think Texas's roll here should count >>74093095
>>74093077
SPELL EMPIRE RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCK
FILL NEW YORK I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT YOU OP
>>74093114
i gotcha senpai
>>74093077
Fill California.
update!!!
>>74093337
>3337
>7
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>captcha is 8884
Fucking bullshit.
>>74093473
Fill up Georgia
Don't forget my bonus
>>74093473
keep filling northeast texas
>>74093473
Finish Cali, spill to Oregon.
>>74093473
OP you are a dirty faggot, complete New York
Green for michigander wildmen
UP plz
>>74093780
out of all the colors to pick you pick one already taken.
Update. thankfully theres not too many people so i can update fast.
>>74093946
stay in texan borders, keep expanding east
>>74093946
Continue filling up Georgia
>>74093780
Shit, greens taken, Ill go for light green for UP Wildmen of Michigan
>>74093473
Brown
Marc's Yung Gemmy fan club
Montana
>>74093946
Spill into New England
>>74093946
>California still not fully conquered
I will force someone to commit sudoku for this. Anyway, mop up california and spill to Oregon.
Update.
Im thinking about making the t gains larger so that the game will move faster. Do you guys agree or should it stay the same.
>>74094459
Fill Georgia spills to Bama
I agree
>>74094459
Make it larger please and continue filling New England
>>74094071
>>74094459
If you'll allow it fill Montana
>>74094459
fill the pan handle,also yes make the gets larger
Fill in Michigan
>>74094459
I agree.
Finish Oregon and go for Washington.
>>74094579
Alliance?
>>74094849
nap for now
>>74094604
Alliance?
>>74094938
You want to fuck up you kike cunt I can tell want you are planning faggot
>>74095002
I don't know what YOU'RE planning. I don't want no trouble
I think i got everyone.
Any room for more?
>North Star
>Minnesota
>Grey
>>74095185
Fill Montana spill east
>>74095185
Fill Georgia, spill to the Carolinas
>>74095185
expand to el paso
>>74095185
Fill the last white spots of New England and spill into Maine
>>74095185
The west coast must be fully conquered in order to disable the american navy on the pacific, let's conquer washington state. If spill, go for Nevada.
Update.
>>74095702
fill the west part and spill into houston
>>74095702
Fill Georgia spill to NC
>>74095702
Fill Pennsylvania and New Jersey
>>74095702
Minnesota, spill Iowa
>>74095702
Fill North Dakota
>>74095702
End Washington, then go for Nevada and Arizona.
>>74095820
Spill South Dakota
>>74095844
>dubs
Very nice. If I'm not mistaken, I will be able to do all I asked for and have 2 left so spill to Utah.
Yee Haw. Taking some ground.
>>74096386
Fill South Dakota defend if attacked
>>74096386
Defend if needed.
Minnesota, spill Iowa
>>74096386
Fill Georgia spill to South Carolina
>>74096386
keep filling south
>>74096386
Complete PA and NJ
>>74096386
Finish Utah and go for Idaho.
>>74096507
Nap
>>74096657
Alliance?
>>74096721
Yes
>>74096386
Joining in cause fuck it.
>The Confederacy
>Dark
>South Texas
>>74096742
I can agree to a defensive alliance against Texas.
>>74096881
Sounds good
>>74096548
NAP? You can have Virginia
>>74096526
Alliance
>>74096920
Alright
>>74096881
im not going to attack you as long as you dont attack me
>>74096941
Nap for now
hopefully i got everyone.
>>74097028
Expand along the coast and up North
>>74097008
do you want to be allies now?
>>74097028
expand south
>>74097028
Fill Alabama
>>74097028
Fill South Dakota
Defend if attacked
>>74097028
Finish Pennsylvania and begin filling Ohio
>>74097077
>dubs
feels good mane
don't forget my bonus op
>>74097028
Minnesota, Iowa
>>74097028
Fill Idaho, spill to Wyoming.
>>74097022
Sounds good to me. NAP?
>>74097075
No thanks but best of luck to you in your war
>>74097098
Spill down
>>74097194
sure
>>74097028
Joining: The Lost Cause, cyan
Start in Tennessee
ok here we are.
>>74097783
Iowa
>>74097783
Take over Texas!
>>74097783
Fill Alabama, defend if needed
>>74097783
fuck up that faggot to the south
>>74097783
Continue to fill in Tennessee
>>74097783
Fill more of Ohio
>>74097783
Fill Wyoming and go for Colorado.
>>74097783
Fill the state I am in
Defend if attacked
>>74097839
>>74097871
Oh shit texas is losing.
>>74097783
Any color
Norfolk Virginia
>>74097884
Seems like we have company in between us.
Want an alliance so we can fuck them up?
>>74098020
Of course.
Texas is rightful Confederate clay
>>74098164
Yes
I'll get the Finnish fag you get the Tennessee cunt
ok. update.
>>74098317
absolutely
Trump-Sanders 2016 nigga
>>74098321
Continue the annexation of Texas
>>74098321
Fill virginia
>>74098321
Go into Tennessee and wipe that lost cause out
Continue to fill in Tennessee, expand to Kentucky if done.
>>74098321
Spill into Maryland and fill Delaware
>>74098321
Commence the full-scale invasion of Marc's Fan Club. Attack through western Montana.
NIPPON BANZAI!
>>74098321
Iowa, Put some in Michigan too
>>74098504
It's Marc's Yung Gemmy fan club also defend
>>74098462
We need an alliance friend.
The underdogs against the axis of evil.
>>74098771
indeed, blue power!
>>74098771
axis of restoring america to its former glory*
>>74098771
Consider me apart of this alliance.
We must destroy the established powers and usher in a new era!
update
>>74098929
Continue invading Texas
>>74098929
Murder the Finnish
>>74098929
Iowa
>>74098929
Attack lost cause
>>74098971
>>74098954
>>74098826
>>74098825
>>74098771
You fags need to get in the Discord Risk chat.
https://discord.gg/010a49oyXAKN61st7
>>74098929
Attempt to retake tennessee and fight back against that socialist scum.
>>74098986
>>74099016
draw.
>>74099044
Nope because I have a +3 florida bonus :^)
>>74098929
Kill this nigga yellow defend if attacked
>>74098929
Destroy Marc's Fan Club-
op here guys i think i am finished, someone else will have to take over.
bye, it was fun.
Bump because im enjoying this
>>74099170
I have to go too, gg and gj op
I cede all my territories to Trump if possible
>>74099170
Really? Just when it was getting good?
Texas expansion anyways if someone else takes over.
new person to run this PLOX
>>74099170
Kill this goddamn gook defend
>>74099156
It's Yung Gemmy fan club REEEEEE
>>74098929
Attack Trump!
Suomi
hey boys is there room for one more?
This is my first time OPing
wish me luck faggots
>>74099844
Fuck up this yellow nigga
Defend
>>74099815
Take my spot in Minnesota
>>74099844
You're a hero, North Star.
Continue turning Texas grey.
>>74099844
good luck!
I wish to take the rest of tennessee
>>74099951
>>74099844
cool, please change name to Canada.
expand south
>>74099948
>>74099985
>>74099989
>>74100172
>>74100400
continue to fill in tennessee, start eating Alabama
>>74100400
Continue Texas expansion
>>74100400
Keep on the attack against trump
>>74100400
Eat that nigga up defend
>>74100400
fill in wisconsin
>>74100521
do we have an NAP or anything? not bothering to read through the thread to find out.
Is there still room?
Kansas
Kansas
Dark red
>>74100400
Back, kill the Finnish
>>74100596
Yes
Sharia Controlled Zone: Missouri, Pink
>>74100458
>>74100469
>>74100508
>>74100521
>>74100596
>>74100611
>>74100674
>>74100774
>>74101298
Continue eating Alabama, on my way to Florida.
Time to Roll Sharia Law into Kansas
>>74101298
Attack mudslime in Missouri
>>74101298
INVADE KANSAS
>>74101298
Continue pushing in Texas
>>74101298
Fill that shit nigga
Defend
>>74101398
>>74101451
>>74101517
>>74101524
>>74101591
>>74101592
March the Boys south
>>74102027
Continue eating Alabama, head into Florida
>>74102027
Keep eating up Texas
>>74102027
continue eating kansas
>>74102027
Defend against Cancucks and Mudslimes
Canada, want an alliance?
>>74102649
of course, canadians and muslims are natural allies
>>74102075
>>74102082
>>74102227
>>74102325
>>74102509
>>74102879
Keep marching through Texas.
illionis rebublic
Light blue
Illionis
keep going south
>>74102879
keep attacking kansas
>>74102993
are you going to help with kansas?
>>74103197
I'll go there next round
>>74102879
Defend Kansas
>>74102959
>>74102992
>>74102993
>>74103197
>>74103629
>>74103828
Fill in the panhandle, any spillover goes to Louisiana.
Roll south
>>74103828
split roll between attacking kansas and filling in michigan
Attack the Kansasniggers
>>74103913
>>74103924
>>74103979
>>74103980
If you are going to leave please post so we don't have to wait
>>74104818
Any AFKs?
>>74103828
Defend kansas once again
>>74104818
Fill in the last of Texas and spillover to Louisiana
>>74104854
I'll put you in, roll again for this turn
>>74104818
>mfw I missed a turn
Defend kansas
>>74104818
Can i pick an AFK nation or nah? I wanna play.
Push into kansas more, move south if more captures left
>>74104818
Finish Kansas. Spill goes into Michigan.
>>74104854
I'm sorry it had to be like this Kansas. You picked a bad place.
Roll West into indiana
>>74105040
you mean east?
>>74105107
Yeah
>>74104973
Yes, pick an afk
>>74105289
>>74104973
Don't pick Michigan :^(
>>74105289
I'll pick Orange. Annex Ohio.
>>74105469
Do you want a pact?
>>74104854
>>74104927
>>74104943
>>74104974
>>74105033
>>74105040
>>74105469
>>74105719
Go for Michigan.
Roll east
>>74105719
Take Louisiana
>>74105800
Check'em son.
>>74105719
Fill Michigan
>>74105800
fuck you and your dubs
Move east into lost cause
>>74105719
RIP Kansas
Gone too soon
I am giving away my lands to Canada, as we are natural allies and I need to go
>>74106052
DON'T LET HIM DO THIS OP
>>74106123
nothing against it in the rules :^)
Franklin county PA
Orange
>>74106313
you're a little late, my friend
>>74106313
Finnish is open
>>74106313
you should totally take over for the Finnish Expedition tho, they've been AFK for a while.
Is this OK OP
>>74105800
>>74105813
>>74105853
>>74105860
>>74105893
This is my last update, someone please take over for me. Sorry guys need to go to work
>>74106853
Gas the Detroit niggers, incase another OP takes power..
>>74106853
Damn, thanks for taking over though, OP!
If anyone else wants to step up, fill in Louisiana and spillover into Oklahoma.
Roll south
>>74106853
fill in Michigan
>>74106965
would you be willing to OP? you are probably the least biased.
>>74106853
I'll be op
>>74108733
nice. just in time too
>>74108733
Btw OP i only lost 8 territories, Michigan is still mine, even tho Canadia got dubs. Just so that you don't give all of Michigan to Canadiaman.
Map updaat
>>74109534
defend against orange but do not advance. spill goes into Tennessee
>>74109534
Cuck the sub-human Detroit niggers.
>>74109534
Anyone drop out? I could fill
>>74109742
Texas, i suggest you attack Illinois as he provoked the last player.
>>74109742
I was Sanders Caliphate, I dropped out a few hours ago, you can have my clay
>>74109726
FUGG FORGOD DRIP :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>74109742
you can be me
Montana
brown
>>74109787
this makes no sense
>>74109815
Done I'm you now
I need to poo in loo hold on this mupdate might take long
>>74109988
Attack the Illinois Republic, he's invading you.
>>74110067
illinois isn't even touching him, do you mean me?
I have an NAP with marc.
>>74110128
Yeah you
>>74110128
You broke the NAP and are invading him
t. Most Trustworthy Man "Jesus Christ" that you could find
>>74110241
you're just lying I never invaded marc
>>74110067
stop shilling bro its sad
>>74110305
>>74110296
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
I hate Canadians so goddamn much.
>>74110420
Half of Brazil is niggers, the other half are half niggers, which are you?
>>74110493
>Implying Canadians are humans
You're a fucking leaf, you should be eaten by some 700lbs NEET
>>74110420
>>74110569
Check my fucking Rare Gets
>>74110569
Jesus fuck I don't speak Porkchop please post all replies in Canadian English if you don't want me to skull fuck you in this game.
>>74110689
>Canadia English
Leafs don't talk.
>>74109534
Oh shit, someone took over!
Fill in rest of Louisiana and push into Oklahoma
>>74110892
Robby Lee you gotta help my man, we both wanna make America great again.
Hammer down/valhalla 1
Plainwell, michigan or allegan michigan
Aspara
>>74110970
michigan is full
I recommend taking over for the finnish
Back
>>74110952
How does it feel to know that you shilled so hard to get me to fight your wars that you ended up causing yourself a new one?
>>74111199
defend against orange. spill into Tennessee
>>74111199
KILL THOSE CANADIAN FUCKING KEKS!
>>74111199
Fill Colorado senpai
>>74111226
Where the fuck did you find this?
>>74111199
Sorry I didnt know porks over there was attacking me, send him back to the world health risk that is Brazil
>>74111199
Continue filling in Oklahoma.
>>74110952
I'm sorry, but I consider Brazilians subhumans, not fit for the Confederacy.
I won't involve myself in conflict at this time.
>>74111409
I keep it on file for your everyday average porkchop goose.
>>74111486
BLEASE, CONFEDERATES RETREATED TO BRAZIL AFTER THE CIVIL WAR!
>>74111523
So you fuck moose?
Alright
>>74111701
KEK THE CANADIANS
>>74111701
Continue the annexation of Oklahoma.
>>74111712
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>74111701
defend against orange, spill goes into tennessee
>>74111701
Kill the Half-Nigger Abominations from Basilia
>>74111826
You can't do you want me to expand towards them?
kill cyan
>>74112353
How is he attacking me if I cant attack him?
Who is this Basil nigger colour wise?
Yeah expand towards him.
>>74112538
He isn't attacking you
he is orange
>>74112538
he's attacking me, I'm canada.
there's no way you can reach him without going through me and we have an NAP
>>74112458
I'll give you an NAP if you agree to stay out of Tennessee.
>>74112458
Alliance?
>>74112782
Cuck the Canacucks to death.
kill cyan more, expanding into tennessee
>>74112833
Holy fuck check'em.
>>74112782
Expand into Nebraska without invading brown
>>74112833
>>74112864
uh oh
>>74112538
marc I need your help. Please cede me your land in nebraska. I need the bonus if I want to defeat the brazilians.
>>74112782
Fill Colorado
>>74113041
>1
Kek is with me.
>>74112707
Well you realize that when a player changes the agreements he once had are no longer valid right?
I don't mean to be aggressive towards you but realize I'm not the other guy and we don't have any agreements yet.
>>74113219
>>74113041
I understand. Did you read my proposal? let's team up to defeat the brazilians. I will cede you back the land once I have michigan.
>>74113436
If you think you can rip my country and expect me to cede you land for doing it, you are truly mistaken friend.
>>74113495
Continue the Cuckicide of the Canacucks.
rest of alabama and start into tennessee
>>74113495
Fill New Mexico
>>74113588
DUBS ON A FUCKING ROW. KEK IS WITH ME.
>>74113600
don't forget my +6 get bonus from controlling florida
>>74113666
HOLY SHIT KEK BLESSES US.
>>74113495
New civ starting on the coast of south Carolina called British empire
>>74113495
attack orange
>>74113512
what are you talking about? I haven't done anything against your country. That Brazilian shill is committing genocide against canadians and will come for you next. You aren't even expanding east, I don't see why nebraska matters to you.
>>74113712
Nice props for a wasted roll you sub-human filth
>>74113750
Ill be purple,expand along the coast line
>>74113812
If you mention something nice about Canada for the next 3 posts in a row I'll help you.
I will deal with the fucking mutant when it comes to that, you need me more than I need you tbqh senpai
>>74113900
>Yfw Canadia is kill
Canada is best country on earth
>>74114002
marc, if you join up with canadaman i will ally with mr confederate hue. let the two duke it out and focus on yellow.
The US is filled with niggers and spics. It's nothing compared to canada
I love maple syrup!
>>74114114
How dare you fucking threaten me, I will now ALLY with Canadaman, cede him Nebraska fuck you
>>74114158
>>74114185
>>74113900
>>74113812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1LFrZDduLU
>>74114114
>>74114323
Welp, butt-buddies now Sanders?
>>74114329
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/04/brazil-president-dilma-rousseff-criminal-charge
I'll just leave this article about how even the president of Basil is a fucking criminal
HAHA
>>74114323
> giving up your own territory
wow i'm so scared of an enemy who would willingly cuck himself like that
>>74114413
yes
i get mississippi, deal?
i don't care what else you take as long as it's east of the mississippi
>>74114976
*west
>>74114976
K my man.
>>74114667
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/rio-olympics-2016-zika-virus-global-health-disaster-a7024146.html
"Rio Olympics could spark 'full blown global health disaster', say Harvard scientists"
Jesus christ this is too easy Porkchop Basil is literally a "world health disaster" hahahaha woooooow
>>74115057
we need a new thread
someone should take over because i think the last guy left
>>74115174
"The Pardos make up 43.13% or 82.3 million people of Brazil's population. Multiracial Brazilians live in the entire territory of Brazil. "
Oh my god what a nightmare, you people are mutts and you draw the multicultural card?
WEW LAD BASIL!
we're last post on page ten
uh oh
>>74113495
Whoops, got too invested in my Civ game and lost a turn!
Fill in the rest of Oklahoma and spill into New Mexico
>>74114976
You are nothing to me, literally nothing, you can't hurt me and all you do is talk shit and think you can even talk to me on any kind of even level
I look down on you and spit.
>>74115602
Fucking kill yourself you pathetic role-playing faggot.
>>74115724
You're adorable Basil dont ever change
