"The world" is organizing an open letter petition against Donald Trump. So far it has over 2 million signatures from all over the world.
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump/?wCKOukb
Here are the contents of the open letter:
>Dear Mr. Trump,
>This is not what greatness looks like.
>The world rejects your fear, hate-mongering, and bigotry. We reject your support for torture, your calls for murdering civilians, and your general encouragement of violence. We reject your denigration of women, Muslims, Mexicans, and millions of others who don’t look like you, talk like you, or pray to the same god as you.
>Facing your fear we choose compassion. Hearing your despair we choose hope. Seeing your ignorance we choose understanding.
>As citizens of the world, we stand united against your brand of division.
>Sincerely,
>[Add your name!]
Lads...
>>74075514
Did we actually push them over the 2 million they wanted?
>>74075629
I laughed well at TYT one.
GET IN HERE
>Nuke, Israel
>>74075654
Yes, we added about 1500 so far
>>74075514
Who gives a shit lol
>>74075858
>republic
https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-memes-for-trump
Show your support pls
>>74075895
>r9k here
Fucking unusefull idiots
>My maid is named..
hahaha
>>74075858
no one gives a shit now get in here and shitpost signatures with us
>>74074792
>>74074940
>>74075164
>>74075715
>>74075735
>>74075962
All these puns, beautiful, keep up the good work lads
>>74075735
>Cole Berner
>>74075514
Cool letter, not a single fact that is backed up by statistics or facts. Seems like a way to brand yourself as an idiot.
>>74075980
>I think I left the oven on
>>74075514
>7.21 billion
>2 million signed
Wow .02% of the world is against Trump!
Funny, "the world" thinks they have a say in the american election. This is just prooving trumps point on globalism
>>74076239
thats me, kek
>>74075858
>>74076102
>>74076255
we're "signing" The petition
mine arent showing up anymore
surprised this one didn't come sooner
>>74075629
>I'm a filthy, Niger
Kek'd pretty hard.
>You O, Cayman Islands
>>74076255
yep, and the bulk of these are from bots
See, they reached 2 millions pretty quickly, then when they reached it they turned off the bots and now there's like 1 legit non-4chan signature every 3 minutes. Nothing legit here.
>>74076361
change the email slightly, after about 4-5, it seems so not take it
>>74075667
OH SHIT NIGGA
I absolutely fucking guarantee when this kike publishes the "results" of this "petition" he's going to ignore the fact that thousands upon thousands of "signatures" are us.
You're making the kike more powerful. Be sure to hold onto those screenshots, lad. You'll need them later to submit them to those evil alt-right conspiracy websites to "debunk" the fact you're on the wrong side of history. :^)
>>74076442
yeah my email right now is [email protected]
i just keep adding and subtracting random letters
>>74076310
good job Pepsi. I secured Zyklon Ben in first wave
>>74075629
>i'm a filthy, niger
>>74076484
and an online petition does... what exactly?
>>74076484
Do you think people will remember us in the future?
i hope for the right reasons
Does it include addresses? We need to know where to direct the drones.
>>74076484
this Tbh
whatever Tbh
>>74076442
Sometimes it takes a few seconds.
>>74076484
>You're making the kike more powerful
they have bots on their side, now instead of being all bots it's all bots + our autism
>>74076553
OBVIOUSLY it will counteract the people's will
having voted him in, the vote will be overridden by this glorious internet survey
duh shitlord
kek nice one whoever made this
>>74076553
>and an online petition does... what exactly?
Give'n me some hung over Sunday chuckles at least
almost missed this one
>she sells seychelles
that was the most fun I've had on 4cham in a long time
thanks for all the lulz, lads
I must go
my planet needs me
LIL MARCO
>>74075514
>Write a letter on behalf of the entire world
>Still can't inject a single non-subjective argument in it
>Leftist scum in a nutshell
Hurrr, he doesn't hate America and all white men, literally Hitler has come to destroy the world again.
Are we /pol/sheviks now?
Can we stop now I think I'm gonna die
>>74076553
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA
CANT
STUMP
THE
TRUMP
My sides are getting sore
>>74076694
>not They have, Togo
>>74076547
That was beautiful.
>>74076989
>not posting the good version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
too funny
Europe, do an open letter petition against refugees. Let's see how many people can get and if it's enough signatures to get the media talk about it.
Yemen pls
>>74077116
We already did this on the uk government official petition website, they ignored it with some shitty statement about tolerance and international law
FYGGIN KEK
>>74075514
Does America recognize this "world" as a sovereign nation?
![cf5df175896e149e54d283e5beaaf0f1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WdFNQWy.png "cf5df175896e149e54d283e5beaaf0f1[1]"){kind=small}
KEK
E
K
>>74077185
Whoa, whoa, whoa a petition to NOT destroy your country with globalist bullshit?
That sounds really evil, your government was right to ignore your wishes. You should do the nationalistic thing and shoot yourself in the head so that the refugees can have your home and stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
i fucking love it
>>74075514
>You're a big, Guyana
Fucking top kek
HAHA Jerry Sandusky, Vatican
>>74076782
>TETSUOOOOOOO, Canada
>Plebanon
>Elliot Rogers - Virigin islands
oh lawdy
>>74077478
>your NEGRO has evolved
dying into Montenegro
>Do these people even have internet? ,Nauru
Fucking died.
Test if you can find a way to put links as names
>>74075979
>r9k here
>Us VIRGIN Islands
>>74077634
>/pol/ did this!!!
> from Israel
FUCK OFFF
I love you guys.
kekkkkk
>>74077826
I'm sweatin
Middle is my kek
Amid all the Hillary ads. The people flocking to give shekels to the hill shills, 1000s of articles that have nothing to do with /pol/, you guys make me proud.
Hardest I've laughed in a long time.
>>74077826
I don't get it.
that link that was posted in there just now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoSCAnr-FRU
>This absolutely savage and instant countermeming against the shills
>congratulations your negro has evolved
>David, Cameroon
hahahahhaha
HAHAHA
OH MY KEK
This is fun
>>74075514
>emma watson, panama
spit my energy drink all over my monitor
fuck you anon
fuck, I'm trying to post "A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama" but it doesn't go through
>>74075514
>The World
Fuck you too Dio.
>>74075514
I've done my part
>>74077957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPFB0rM1Xxk
>>74078171
thanks!
fucking hell the moment i saw "grenada" i knew it had to be done
kek, 1st one
>>74077392
heroin is a good luck
/pol/ taas vauhdis :D
onko täällä suomalaisia?
>>74078232
>Mup Da Du Didda Po Mo Gub Bix Nood
I'm done, I can't do this anymore
Mine in the middle.
>The Amazing Atheist has a, Micronesia
>>74078257
ei
This movement does not care what the brainwashed masses of the world think. It is about a very specific nation that is voting overwhelmingly for his support. These people just don't get it, they are totally convinced about their moral imperitives.
>The Amazing Atheist has a, Micronesia
>>74075514
>petition with over 2 million signatures
>world population is over 7 billion
That is the most insignificant percentage for a petition
>>74075514
>we reject your denigration of women, muslims
>denigration of women, muslims
>women, muslims
F R E U D I A N
R
E
U
D
I
A
N
Holy shit this is funny stuff
>>74078352
Kek
I hope that trump wins!
top kek
>Eternal, Angola
Nice
>>74078610
ahahaaa
Well /pol/?
>>74075629
> Jorge Goebbelli, argentina
muh sides
this is why I browse pol
>So is a nig in Montevideo a, Montenegro
lol
>>74075514
>only 2 million
>not going to Africa and handing out free food to get 1 billion signatures
fucking plebian
This thread has my sides in orbit
I love you glorious faggots I really do
>german refugee
jesus fucking christ im going to die
Did my part
>ebin :D, Benin
My fucking face hurts. Fuck all of you.
What did he mean by this?
We need a cap of this thread once its close to finished btw
holy shit
holy fuck
nice try Bobby
>>74078940
>fogot pic
>>74078863
>This Jose says Norway
kek
>>74078930
This one faggot hoping to break the database
>>74078006
fucking kek my sides
I really really like this one
>>74079040
yeah it's super comfy
It got a little fucked up but i combined a caps together
HOLY KEK
I LOVE YOU GUYS
>>74079089
^
couple of caps*
erry time
OK, I gotta quit
>>74079089
thanks for your efforts, you really used a fucked up scaling on some of these though Jesus...
This thread is retarded and you should all feel bad
>Ted Cruz has a lot of Tonsil, Estonia
>>74079220
kek, Jesus some of these really stretch it
How did I do filled for Somalia.
huihuhjhuhuhhohohoahaha
>>74079279
I don't get the Zimbabwe pun
>2,002,134 are united against division, let's get to 2,000,000
Wat?
Stallman plz go
>>74079466
mom's spaghetti
>>74079466
It's from an Eminem song. The actual lyric is "mom's spaghetti".
>Bazinga, Zimbabwe
>Donald has no, Chile
>I'm in love with, Morocco
>>74075514
you faggots
(YOU)
GOD DAMN
>>74079049
>my sons college fund
>Not my wife's son's college fund
One fucking job
Quit spamming swastikas, I'm trying to read the puns.
I love the higher effort puns, keep it up guys
>>74079681
This, it's not fucking funny.
>>>/b/
>>74079613
>platon of debts
>white womin
S I D E S
>>74079725
>>74079681
agreed, cease at once whoever's doing this
did we break it?
>>74079808
that last one ahahahaha
it's ogre
shut it down.jpg
>>74079888
I don't know but it's fucking my browser up
>>74079888
It stopped working for me
I had a good one geared up too
WE DID IT /pol/ , WE BROKE IT :D
GET BENIS'DD :DDD
Site no longer working for me
Fucking Swatztika spammer froze muh browser
>>74079888
stopped for me too
nice trips
S H U T I T D O W N
>>74079888
Possibly. Says something about a script error and locks my browser up. Maybe they finally caught on.
>>74079888
yep, looks like it
>>74079888
I think so, must have hit 6 million
OY GEVALT
THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
My next one was
>What do you call a country of angry people, Ireland
>>74079944
This. We killed it with puns. Excellent work.
SHUT IT DOWN
ironic signing it is still signing you dips
I'll upload all the screenshots ITT and a cap of the OP to an imgur album
itll take me a bit but hopefully itll "fix itself" after a while
>My favorite comedy is probably Hotel, Rwanda
It's good again.
We're breaking the conditioning!
I suppose this concludes the experiment
RIP 2016-2016
>>74075514
Hippies don't deserve to live. I really hope some faggot arab country tries to start WWIII with us so we can kill all other lifeforms except red blooded Americans
>>74080128
it was already over 2 million
when they publish the list it will be full of our glorious puns
>>74080128
Doesnt matter, noone is gonna actually listen to it
close and re-opening fixed it for me
>>74080128
so, 99.99% of the 2 millions were bots signing, and they could have gone to 6 millions with bots only if they wanted to. During our intervention the count only went up by like 2,000.
You guys are great.
>>74075514
You don't have a vote faggots.
>>74080128
>online petition
>mattering
>>74080188
This one is amazing
>>74080208
>telling this to /pol/
shut the fuck up
We know.
Oh its back?
>>74080288
still wont load for me
>>74080288
Not for me, still stuck on YOU'RE A BIG, Guyana
>That Ted Fellow is a large rat, almost like a, Montserrat
lol
i opened the dutch version of the site and it works, try that
https://secure.avaaz.org/nl/deartrump/
>>74080128
>a petition
>ever getting anything accomplished ever in human history
Pick one.
>>74080353
wait nvm, had to close it and open it anew
>>74080399
lollllllllllllllllll
>>74080288
Yeah mate we livin
>>74079220
Oh my fucking God
Its back
>>74080288
Its back
http://imgur.com/a/ZcLdR
>>74080569
nice ID
back up and laff'n
>>74080601
I don't get it
>>74080610
S H I T P O S T
H
I
T
P
O
S
T
>my wife's suriname
top kek
>>74080654
It's cheaper to replace student workers with robots at this wage level
>>74080654
Bots (robots) wanna (want to)
>>74076782
KEK Underrated
>>74080654
Bots want to, as in they're going to replace them with machines, which they would if they could.
>s, yemen
HAHAH
kek :D
>>74075514
>Facing your fear we choose compassion. Hearing your despair we choose hope.
happy clappers
>When you're strange, faces come out of Bahrain
kek
>>74076782
I dont get it
>>74078863
>I just donated $5000 of my sons college fund to Bernie Sanders. I am now, Portugal
>sucky-sucky for t, Andorra
jesus fucking christ
kek Qatar strikes again
lol good one whoever did this
>>74081158
thanks thats me(:
>C'MON AND SLAM
fucking l o l
Looks like it's not autoupdating for me anymore. I keep having to refresh.
>>74081279
Oh God. Lost it.
>>74081002
And you never will you dirty muslim
>>74081241
>swiggity swooty im coming for djibouti
kekekekekekek
omg this one is fucking killing me it's so bad lmfao
DIVERSITY, YES!!
well done!
>>74081428
ah nice
They really are getting scared haha, Donald Trump will be the next American president
>>74081399
Best thread in /pol/ about now
>there are actual names every once in a while
>>74081765
Bout right
>>74078930
>');DROP TABLE SIGNATURES;--
fugg
o kurwa
>>74075514
2 million.
So? There's another 6 billion people who haven't signed it.
toasting in epic bread
are you fags giving them signatures ?
Don't know what's worse; a world without feminism or our AC not working. So hot.
>>74081827
The real art of fucking this petition up is by using names which they wont take out of the final letter. they'll probably take out all the spam and memes. but a turk named "Ro Ach" will probably stay in the final product.
altough it makes me sad seeing legit people signing the petition unironically
>>74081959
We're treating it as the farce it is.
>bubble- ,Guam
>>74081959
1: It was already at nearly 2,000,000 signatures before we started
2: Online petitions don't mean jack shit
"2,002,532 are united against division, let's get to 2,000,000"
it was like 2,003,700 a few minutes ago oy vey
fuckin died at this one :D
>>74082045
They do in the UK
Does that mean the UK Doesn't mean jack shit to the rest of the world?
kek
>>74082045
yeah but it better not be used later as an "argument"
>hurr look at all dese signatures !
>>74081980
I'm going to laugh my ass off when Haku Zynkyoku gets through.
>>74082146
>They do in the UK
Well that's fucking stupid
>>74082210
Maybe they'll read some off?
>>74075629
Also Cenk Uygur, Young Turks kek
>>74082049
Ayy thanks senpai
top
>>74078930
dropdb
DROP DATABASE *database_name
DROP TABLE *table_name*
DELETE FROM *table_name record*
>>74082304
kek
>>74082297
you're welcome fimfam
I love you guys
GUY'S STOP WE'RE GONNA BE ON LOCAL NEWS
>solomon burundi
okay making new imgur album
>>74075514
>less than .1% of the world population
>ONLINE PETITION
>>74082574
They'll say a load of Trumps supporters are Anti Semites and use it to show how Trump is Hitler
>>74082659
>That you can sign multiple times
New thread mates
>>74075735
>Oh Geez, Oman
You owe me a new pair of sides
>>74082698
like /pol/ doesn't give them proof of that every single day
like that stopped him before even when he had people raising their hand with roman salutes while pledging allegiance to him
>>74082698
They've already said he's the new Hitler so many time I've lost count. Doesn't seem to hurt him any and just make the media look like retards.
>>74082832
also if the try this everyone will just laugh at the puns and think the media are overly hard up prunes
>>74081959
>>74082146
>>74082210
99% of the 2 mil votes are bots anyway, it is literally a pointless pertition.
lmfao
"I'm a farmer and someone stole" Macau
>>74082526
topofthekeks
>>74080966
Kek
>>74075514
I died
MEIN SIDES
KEK
>>74078930
>town rapist
I get that reference
>>74082584
aahhahah you got sprint you cuck
me too :(
>>74079387
>bazinga, zimbabwe
