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LATEST DELEGATE COUNT FOR THE DON: 1,134 - TOTAL NEEDED TO REACH THE NOMINATION: 1,237 - REMAINING DELEGATES NEEDED: 103
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17 http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CA, SD- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS:
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH:
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS:
>Katrina on Situation Room 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI
ENTERTAINMENT:
'John Miller' interview
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4
>Black Man From the Hood Supports Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvCOyQZ8u8w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
>>74060553
mmblack penis
So this just happened
>>>/b/684414512
CHOO CHOO
>>74060616
I guess US will also need to build a firewall to prevent shit like this
So is the end of Bernie?
Does he really have a chance of winning?
how is bill clinton not in jail?
>>74060721
It's ogre
>>74060783
All ships to Clinton
>>74060721
This needs to be changed to sanders rally now
>>74060553
That fucking guy
>>74060721
If he backs down and says this is politics as usual than he looks like a cuck and a loser even to his supporters who are all cucks and losers.
If he strikes back and calls it corruption, then Clinton seems even more corrupt and loses and even stronger base
Win win for /trump/
>>74060719
or #NeverVoters
>>74060903
*loses even more of her base
Fuck i'm tired
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2mof1hwT0s
>>74060746
The shit storm may be starting in literally a few hours and he may not even get the nomination.
horizon outlook
Sunday - shit storm begins
Monday - Trump apology for lying
Tuesday - Oregon win but by only 60-70%
Wed-Mon - brace for impact
Tuesday - Washington primary
>>74060928
How about #notvoting or #standingaside? Them not voting is almost as good as getting them on our side.
>>74060964
what the fuck are you talking about
>>74060847
MEME HARD BOYS
>>74060765
He did CIA work after he fumbled his Rhodes Scholarship and Senator Fulbright helped cover up Slick Willie's rape of a 19 year old girl.
That was only the beginning, but he's always had ties to power.
The events herein came much later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IOpbj8ajZs
>>74060956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOP5Ko2nz20
The second ballot, Donald. Those delegates are mine.
>>74060887
Every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stfnN2qPOv4
>>74061021
I think he's delusional
>>74061021
he got caught in a lie to the Today Show and actually I forgot how these sunday morning shows work so
TRUMP APOLOGY TODAY
screencap this
>>74060985
I mean that there's no such thing as anyone-except-bernie on the other side, while there definitely is anyone-but-hillary. What happened in NV was F-the-voters, they were obviously doing what they want regardless of the Dems voters
>>74060964
One shill vs an army of shitposters. Get fucked, kiddo.
>>74060721
can someone tl;dr me what happened between the two?
>>74061126
>Trump
>apologizing
gud1 m8
all your delegates and cheese will disappear unless you reply to this post
>>74061163
t-minus 3-4 hours
watch
>>74061126
Across three threads of this shitposting, you've moved his supposed apology from "some time this week," to "monday," and now to "today".
>>74061126
Can you prove that he lied? Can anyone else? I don't even know what he lied about, you didn't explain anything. 0/10 effort
>>74061151
Sanders people asked for a recount and tried to work through established channels and the DNC lady basically passed a motion by herself and ran off the stage, cops came in and kicked everyone out
Ya know, the Ron Paul treatment
several of Bernie's delegates switched to (I) and fucked up their ability to vote but the way the dems treated their berniebuds was pretty fucked
>>74061219
yeah big deal point is that I'm right watch
>>74061228
HE ALREADY ADMITTED IT 25 YEARS AGO BUT FORGOT
>>74061219
>hes going to tweet the apology any second now! just watch!
>>74061135
I'm thinking it would weed out the idiots that would got for Hillary just for being a Democrat. If they had an excuse to stay home and not vote, it will help us. The people that would vote no matter what are the ones that we need to use different tactics on to swing them to our side.
>>74061274
ADMITTED WHAT
FUCK
>>74061275
oh shit good point I forgot about that. yeah i suppose a preemptive tweet could be incoming, I dont follow it.
>>74061270
Sup?
>mfw Jeff Bezos's next release on Trump forces him to end his campaign.
>>74061354
wtf is this
>>74061321
That he was pretending to be John Miller 25 years ago
The Today Show asked him about it apparently blind siding him and he denied it because he fucking forgot that he already admitted to it 25 years ago.
>>74061214
It won't happen.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144105138301/the-apology-gambit
>>74060964
>trump trolls the msm, luls are had
>clinton breaks the law several times and gets a bunch of people killed because she doesn't care
lol you are delusional.. after the rage you just created in the Sanders camp, you better hold on to your hat, if he uncucks himself and speaks out on Clinton's fucked up tactics he might come closer to getting that nomination that you think $hill
>>74061354
Ha, I got that exact same Churchill Blue Willow plate.
>>74061395
Great source, buddy.
>>74061426
you're the one that keeps bringing up hillary not me
>>74061446
brace for impact pal
>>74061395
Who is John Miller?
>>74061379
I think you've had enough vegemite for one day
>>74061354
YO WHICH SCP IS THIS
>>74060553
Yeah, Trump is really smart.
>>74061395
He didn't admit jack shit, buddy
>>74061472
Atlas shrugged - who cared?
>please smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5srPXtJV0V0&feature=youtu.be
>THE ENERGY IN TRUMP GEN AT THE MOMENT IS TOO DAMN LOW
>>74061452
I only have one post mentioning Hillary
clearly you're new to this place and don't understand the ID system, how unexpected
>$.05 deposited into your paypal account!
>>74061472
literally no one
the washington post interviewed him on friday afternoon and when the asked him if he ever employed a john miller "there was a moment of silence, then the phone went dead."
"john miller" was a pr guy talking to People magazine literally about how many women trump fucks. I actually dont think its thta big a deal but the fact he got caught lying on the Today Show will be HUUUGE
>still talking about John Miller bullshit
screen cap dis
Crap screen this
This cap screen
Cap this screen
>insert bs controversial prediction
>>74061477
He has a really good point. Just about one or two days before this happened, Trump attacked him. Quite a coincidence otherwise.
>>74061593
FUCKING
>>74061513
Says the one using a made up meme quote as an argument
Hope Monday comes soon so that this faggot that is saying Trump is going to apologize(for what?) can go away.
>>74061568
good imgur meme
>>74061630
LEAF
>people think Trump leaking that phone tape was some kind of masterful chess move.
ishygddt
>>74061523
yes he fucking did
rachael maddow show on friday night showed the transcripts or whatever
>>74061615
The shills are really grasping for straws, anon.
>>74061583
>H-h-h-h-he got caught lying
>About a 25 year old crank call!
>THIS IS BIG!
>BIG!!!!!
Okay it was funny the first time but this is just sad now
>>74061633
It's true that it's likely he won't leave his basement until then
>>74061274
>HE ALREADY ADMITTED IT 25 YEARS AGO BUT FORGOT
You really hang on Maddow's every word, don't you? Do you realize she's biased as fuck and will dig around every little Repub scandal she can find while ignoring even bigger Dem ones?
Anyway I was watching the same segment you did. Look at the People Magazine story carefully -- nowhere does Trump actually admit to being Jon Miller. All he does is "apologize for the Jon Miller fiasco." The reporter is connecting the rest of the dots.
Even if you are right, I highly doubt Trump will be apologizing. I'll send you an erect pic of my dick if I'm wrong.
http://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2016/05/13/well-whaddaya-know-trump-fessed-up-to-being-john-miller-in-1991/
>>74061659
Show me your sources cunt, you're not going to make me watch a single episode of that bitch's show.
>>74061644
is jimmy mcmillon an imgur thing?
>>74061633
no we only have to wait a couple more hours. I forgot how these sunday morning shows work. Its pretty much guaranteed that Trump will conduct a phone interview.
>>74061583
He was no one and then a PR guy?
>>74061572
I bet most of these shills are yuropoor Soros shills using american proxies. Most Americans are asleep right now except for my fellow insomniacs or night shift people and maybe some NEETs.
Is this the minion spammer or what? Jesus fucking christ.
>>74061719
Ah so it's today? Thank fuck, so you can kill yourself earlier.
>Trump's dad is a KKK member
Well, actually, it's John Miller's dad who is a KKK member.
Interesting.
>>74061719
Don't forget to leave and never come back when what you want to happen doesn't
>>74061704
well on the today show he also said he didn't know what they were talking about.
https://youtu.be/vYnWXPV2APA?t=17s
What did Hillary Clinton mean by this?
>>74061756
Speaking of which I'm going to sleep even the shills are too repetitive for me tonight.
Congrats Nevada!
>mfw Mitt Romney runs as third party and denies Trump presidency.
Trump will literally be cucked by Romney
>>74061726
well yeah john miller literally does not exist. As fiction he was a PR guy.
>>74061825
Rats know when to abandon a sinking ship and cling for dear life to the lifeboats.
>>74061825
That's not a contradiction.
>>74061825
He was just insulting Rubio, not Oy Vey
>>74061756
I'm out camping in my comfy cabin finishing off my last drink. I'm just here to witness that one obvious shill continually get BTFO while I watch other random ones follow. Of course I'll be jumping in, I wouldn't normally engage the faggots but it's like 5 am, way past my bed time and I just need to lulz before I finally go pass out.
>>74061871
Fucking ausfag btfo, Tremp has it in the bag
>>74061704
yfw you realize that he said "that doesn't sound like me" instead of "that isn't me"
Have you ever heard your own voice in a recording and why would he remember a prank call he made 25 years ago? If he is pressed on this he can simply make it a non issue.
>>74061946
are you in Broken Bow, OK by any chance?
>>74061946
Same here, I've got things to do tomorrow morning and its 3AM here. Have a /comfy/ night.
>when he says he supports Donald Trump
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/05/13/flight-logs-show-bill-clinton-flew-on-sex-offenders-jet-much-more-than-previously-known.html
SLICK WILLY
>>74061557
that's awesome
>>74062000
HE IS WITH US
GOOD WORK AUSSIE
>>74062024
You're not making very much from this, are you?
>>74062001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bFtyJEp5yg
>>74061711
Yeh, fuck that mannish dyke and all of PMSNBC
At least Olbermann was fun to shit on but
it's just tired, boring leftist propaganda now
>>74062020
I am not, friend. Otherwise I'd say fuck it, ask you if you had more whiskey and decide to charge through the rest of the night and all of tomorrow.
>>74062023
You too, bud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVvZ59Se0WA
What happened with the dems?
Did Hillary go delegate poaching or something?
>>74062104
>people support Trump unironically
>>74062127
moot point I forgot the Today Show interview in question also reports it.
>>74062001
>instead of "that isn't me"
WRONG
>>74062197
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QooaSTgFG0
It's ogre
Is this the best we can hope for in terms of converting bernouts? "Fine, I'll listen to him" seems like progress to me
>>74060553
Anyone got a link to that youtube video of Trump driving around Tokyo set to music?
>>74062215
>le "posting laughing images while putting things I don't like in green text as if doing this has any real weight" meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCP9vOUd1o
>>74062278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHFsszg2aOs
>>74062126
Trump the fucking madman
>he can deny it anyway he wants, and there is zero tangible proof to call him a liar
>the media will try to keep bringing up that he's a liar, giving a time gateway to the Hillary rape tape
>recording of that day's show go right into the garbage
>>74062252
yeah i bet she has an interest in coal
>>74062197
They blatantly ignored the votes of Berniefags in the NV convention, changed the rules in front of them and had to call riot police.
>>74062244
>NOOOOOOOO~~OOOOOO!
That guy is great. Proper american outrage over the sacrifice of democracy.
>NO
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why didn't the bernouts rush and kill that woman?
>>74061825
>Criticizes man when he's against him
>Respects him when he takes his side
Nothing politicians haven't been doing for thousands of years, only difference is twitter
>>74062252
You are not going to convert anyone. When Hillary tears Trump apart on the debate stage it's going to be so embarrassing that Trump is probably going to consider dropping out.
>>74062391
>emu war
>>74062319
>there is zero tangible proof to call him a liar
as I recall yes there is. Someone just posted some of the "admissions" but as I recall there were more. However there is also previous court testimony that he admitted to pretending to be John Miller.
>recording of that day's show go right into the garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs
>>74062391
Thank you for showing the leafs how real shitposting is done
>>74062244
Dat screaming
>NOOOOOO.. NOOOOOOO
Only good thing I see coming out of this is maybe restructuring both corrupt parties, doing away with caucuses and going 1 person, 1 vote like my state.
>>74062244
I dislike everything Bernie stands for, but this is fucked
>>74062316
Thanks.
>>74062359
Probably the only thing properly American about him. I would bet all of the donuts I'm about to go buy AND my breakfast croissant that that little Bern nigger is a flag burning communist.
>>74061827
And?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eGcT3t6xx8
>>74062509
Go thank @rlange9 for it, she was the chair that did it. It's a goldmine of pissed off bernouts right now.
>>74062244
I like this way of voting things, at least when you are getting fucked it's blatant to anyone
>>74062459
Even if he admits to fucking with reporters, all it has to be is a (((coincidence))).
I mean this whole John Miller thing will be over by Monday, but it was nice playing 4D Korean Starcraft
What becomes of all the old memes from Trump generals past?
>>74062590
among other things there is court testimony where he admitted to pretending to be john miller
>mfw Berniecucks ACTUALLY believe what the DNC did is somehow illegal
>mfw most will still vote Shilldog in the general
It's highly immoral and blatantly corrupt, but nothing illegal.
>>74062635
When it's all over we'll have a memorial service
>>74062390
But politicians are not running as the anti-politician. Trump literally spent 8 months telling his supporters he wouldn't take money from special interests and donors, then as soon as they flock to him by necessity, he does the complete opposite. If you think about, he's being more dishonest than politicians. If he turns his coat on campaign funding and endorsements, then what other promise will he betray? He's already hard at work trying to get along with people like fucking Lindsey Graham and Paul Ryan to "unify" the party. If unifying the party means renegading on what he spent 8 months decrying then how the hell is he the candidate he promised to be? He'll just be another Romney who may or may not build a wall, just another all talk no action politician who says one thing and then does another.
>>74062565
He's just a disenfranchised white millenial, who feels like the only acceptance he'll get in life is by publicly self-flagellating himself and American ideals. He'll come around under a Trump presidency. That video is proof that the American spirit is alive in him, buried under propagandic celluloid and commie body fat.
>>74062635
Keep them for Trump's 2020 reelection campaign of course!
>>74062626
>Even if he admits to fucking with reporters, all it has to be is a (((coincidence))).
that is basically a moot point now because he already admitted it 25 years ago.
now it is about him admitting to lying to the today show
>>74062673
This, these assholes deserve it for trusting a private organization to give them a leader. The Republicucks have the same problem.
>>74062673
>most will still vote Shilldog
Yeah nah. Check out @rlange9 on twitter, she was the chair. Bernouts are fuming
>>74062613
>@rlange9
>>74062626
Over by Monday and replaced by another scandal. Twenty staffers at one outlet alone working through every single little detail about Trump's life and business dealings.
It's over for him. Can't wait until they uncover the naked photos he keeps of Ivanka, the sick fuck.
trump is gay
>>74061066
Sadiq, you're not a U.S. Citizen, I'm afraid you'll be unable to be nominated as the republican candidate.
>>74062713
>implying any of these cucks would ever try to run against trump again
>>74062604
>Comments are disabled for this video.
>>74062244
"This is getting creepy, and weird, and, wow... So much for unity!"
--The day democracy died
>>74062713
Ted is going to get memed on during his run in 2018
New footage of John Miller just unearthed, it's definitely his voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VLzJX8CRzM
>>74062001
https://youtu.be/H3OT0m9NuiA
The slice they played on Today was very short, and the short portion they played didn't sound like Trump at all. So it's not much of a stretch to go from "doesn't sound like me" to "not me".
The part I don't get is how people are saying that Trump leaked the tape himself, then proceeded to be surprised by the issue being brought up in an interview.
I'm also curious if Today has also tried to sandbag Obama about something he's not aware of?
>>74062726
I knew he said he went under the pseudoname of John Miller, but did he openly admit to that specific interview?
>>74062726
Why would he do that?
>>74062799
And the day God Emperor Trump assumed his rightful throne atop the United Empire of America.
>>74062779
Low energy
>>74062604
This happened numerous times in states Trump won where were out nu male betas giving interviews to tumblr landwhales
>>74062244
what in the actual fuck happened? i missed everything in the last 48 hours
>>74062176
Hope this movie doesn't get b&, too.
>>74062783
They will all either bend the knee or slink back into the shadows, unable to stand the light reflecting from his golden armor.
>>74062779
Your flag has a butthole right in the middle of it, faggot.
>>74062765
I'm sure they will pull together and find another way to call Trump Hitler and think it will stick.
>>74062626
I even have a theory: most like Trump is playing intergalactic multidimensional Starcraft while his opponents are playing connect four but, maybe, just maybe, for this whole electoral cicle Trump every once in a while slip up and get stuck.
And then /pol/ assumes he is doing on purpose and put down theories on how that really benefits his campaign.
And then some Trump underling, there one in charge of keeping an eye on /pol/ promptly fetches that theory and presents to Trump as the solution to the problem.
See /pol/, it could be us after all! Keep MAGA!
>>74062910
https://twitter.com/lol_u_trol_me/status/731767595179741184
Can't wait for the US Government to realise Trump rigged the election and he gets a death sentence for it.
>>74062391
flag truly living to it's name
>>74062875
>Loo energy
ftfy
>>74062833
>The part I don't get is how people are saying that Trump leaked the tape himself, then proceeded to be surprised by the issue being brought up in an interview.
>people
its literally one person albeit she is the one who conducted the original interview. she was just simply a day behind on the shit storm.
>>74062834
true in court testimony he simply admitted to using the name john miller
>>74062843
because they're going to confront him with proof that he already admitted to it. Although to be fair I forgot that in this infamous Today Show interview they did in fact also say that he previously admitted to it. So it all just depends on the documentation they present him with that he previously admitted it.
>>74062252
You're not going to persuade her. All she cares about are global warming and the other pet progressive issues. She's not caring about restoring jobs, the coal she mentioned is not to restore the coal jobs, but about Bernie's idea of - yeah kill the coal jobs but spend billions of tax dollars to train them into doing something else.
>>74062965
We support from the shadows and the memes leak into reality out of the vortex.
>>74063044
I already did m8
>>74062726
because the today show is the pinnacle of American politics right? I guess I'm a #cruzmissile. A true principled conservative wouldn't lie, right?
>>74063107
I suppose its all relative but yeah the today show is a pretty big deal
its also what he lied about and even further still what that original lie was about.
either way we should know in literally about 2-3 hours
SHILLERY AND HERNIE BTFO BY POTATO
http://www.google.com/trends/explore?hl=en-US&q=/m/0d06m5,+/m/0cqt90,+/m/01_gbv,+/m/05vtc&date=today+1-m&cmpt=q&tz=Etc/GMT%2B4&tz=Etc/GMT%2B4&content=1#q=%2Fm%2F0d06m5%2C%20%2Fm%2F0cqt90%2C%20%2Fm%2F01_gbv%2C%20%2Fm%2F05vtc&date=today%201-m&cmpt=q&tz=Etc%2FGMT%2B4
>>74062949
Your flag has pink on it
>>74063092
not sure how - the first thing she mentioned was climate change, and bernie's been attacking trump for saying it's a scam by the chinese for fun and profit
>>74063300
not clicking that nigger
Seeing a lot of pic related lately, can't tell if these are /pol/ astroturfers, or that the bernouts are getting really weird.
>>74063041
> because they're going to confront him with proof
No they won't. Media is lazy these days and they care more about getting the sound bites out than to do proper investigative journalism. They will move on to the next fabricated outrage, and to the next without ever seeing any of them to the end.
Face it, your whole theory is just a big cathartic exercise for you, not what they will do but what they do in your mind, the perfect game plan they could use to (try to) stump the trump.
But they won't. Specially because anyone trying to hard in this electoral cicle gets heat when the candidate fights back, be it Trump or Hillary.
Remember they can't put much at the stake, most political shows and otherwise depends entirely on the president and party (whoever is in power) for access, news and leaks.
It's all catharsis for you pal, wake up from it.
>>74063224
Really it boils down to: "This shit was 25 years ago I'm too busy thinking about America to rember this old shit and while were at it how about that Hillary Clinton rape call."
I mean you can never win against the media, so just pull as many strings as you can on the way out.
>>74063224
>the today show is a big deal
>>74063041
nah hes in court docs as having used john baron.
anyway, surely this will finally stump the trump.
>>74062459
>However there is also previous court testimony that he admitted to pretending to be John Miller.
All he says is he has used that name before. It doesn't preclude that he could also have a PR guy named John Miller.
>http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/violence-erupts-at-nv-democratic-convention-amid-tensions-between-clinton-and-sanders-supporters/
the media is trying to cover up the massive rift happening between bernie and hillary supporters. naturally, they want it to appear as if hillary is winning effortlessly and hoping that all bernie supporters fall in line after hillary wins, but the bernie supporters are getting pissed off at the DNC's rigged system in the same way trump supporters were pissed at the RNC attempts to rig things in favor of establishment picks. this rift is a good thing for trump and his supporters and should be encouraged
>>74063300
>>74063390
Forgot pic
>>74063300
kek this is fun
>>74063390
It's just a google trends chart.
>>74063350
Read the thread m80. Trump's a reasonable man that can look at the facts and decide. Politicians only oppose it since they're corrupt and paid for by the corporations. Trump can't be bought.
Ergo Trump is the man to fix it, even if he doesnt believe in it yet.
>>74061615
If this is the best they can find, Obama may as well step down and let Trump in the white house early.
>>74063393
>>74063397
>>74063398
>>74063406
see you on the other side guys
Apologize to him.
He was 100% right about Drumpf from DAY ONE. He's now flip flopped on everything an taking money from Sheldon fucking Adelson of all people.
>>74061656
Who gives a fuck? Literally nobody cares about this meme issue. I barely even see it discussed.
>lived in AR and knew about these things
>never thought I'd see this day
“She’s a damn frigid bitch who prefers women; she won’t even compromise and be bi-sexual. All I hear is how much she despises penises; she thinks they are fucking ugly, like snakes.”
Bill mentioned, “The only time Hillary gets aroused or agree to ‘play sexy’ is after she snorts coke. But, even then, she’s rigid and frigid. Hillary goes ape-shit crazy–I mean screams, hits, and cusses–if I touch her breasts! Right after we started fooling around, she warned me to stay away from her tits, even telling me: ‘If you want to nurse–go home to your momma!’”
http://theamericanmirror.com/sally-miller-hillary-and-her-coke-habit/
Guys I need some advice and I don't know where else to ask this.
I have been a regular member of my church for a couple of years now. They have just added 2 new people to the PPC and they selected two people who have both joined since I had. I am really frustrated with being passed over for the PPC and I am really not sure on how to handle this. Does anyone have any recommendations?
I would post this is in a separate thread but these threads are really active and hopefully someone will give me a quick response.
Sorry for /blog/ging
>>74063522
>that steady hump on the penis line
I didn't know penis inspection day was weekly
>>74061871
>mfw Mitt Romney hands yet ANOTHER winnable election to the Democrats
NEOCONS FUCK OFF
>>74063537
Link saved as ammo
>>74063575
What is a PPC?
>>74063472
I didn't see them saying anything except they'll wait until the debates in September to think about changing their opinion, listing issues that Trump doesn't agree with Bernie
>>74063537
This read like a goddamn tabloid when I first saw it, amazing that it's real.
>gf watching Colbert episodes
>Nonstop talking about Trump
>Only hear negative things
>One off comments about Bernie
>Haven't heard shit about Clinton
Does he ever say anything bad about her?
I'm also a bit bothered by the fact they get so much entertainment and stuff to talk about from Trump but can only talk shit about him.
>>74063647
Puny Pink Cock
>>74063647
Sorry, PPC is a Parochial church council
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parochial_church_council
They basically decide how the parish is run.
>>74063643
>>74063677
I can't stop lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDlEye3mEIQ
>>74063537
i want to see trump single-handedly destroy the clinton dynasty on the debate stage in the same way he BTFO'd Jeb Bush in the primary debates. no other candidate would have the balls to challenge hillary in the unfiltered way that trump will
even if he loses, the damage that he's managed to do to the political establishment is remarkable
>>74063575
have no clue what PPC means, but since the Ont True Church (tm) doesn't have that, you should quit that church.
>>74063613
>Responding to bait
What exactly happened in Nevada? Did they just give all the delegates to Clinton? Which one of them won the actual caucus?
>>74063224
>either way we should know in literally about 2-3 hours
you're the only one who's going to learn anything in 2-3 hours, buddy
What did Hillary Clinton mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2f13f2awK4
>>74063575
MAKE ANON'S CHURCH GREAT AGAIN
Really though, you expect anyone here to understand the inner workings of PPCs?
Anybody else getting really depressed by the shills lately? They were fun during the primaries and all, but now that Trump has won the nomination, they just make me sad. These are actual people. They have nothing. If they were bots I'd get it, but you can smell the desperation as they panic and cling to 25 year old radio show prank calls.
is this some new breed of shill? Is it because they are paid by hillary that they are so pathetic? I miss cruz missiles so much. At least they were fun.
>>74062491
It's really funny when people take politics so seriously. Just kick back and enjoy the train wreck of the 2016 presidential election.
>>74063714
This should be based on merit not seniority. Otherwise there's probably some old geezers in your church that should be on it. Dunno if it helps to ask why they didn't consider you. (if you don't want to say why did you kiss me off)
>>74063846
CROOKED HILLARY
>>74063859
If you had chosen a true conservative candidate this wouldn't have happened.
The joke isn't "Hitler did nothing wrong" its that Hitler did nothing new and nothing we aren't guilty of. The Nazis were intolerant of a lot of other things besides a Jewish oligarchy. If the people want to live in Nazi Germany, if the people only seem to follow the lead of Hitlers, it might as well be the funniest and most entertaining Hitler. The Hitler that the whole establishment seems to be against.
The only time evil is interesting to me is when there are moral arguments that attempt to justify it. If all the "other side" can say is hes ignorant, or hes mean, he's dangerous, hes a racist, that's not an argument, that's a sign that the "other side" is debeaked, they lack the tools to defend themselves. I don't see Trump making a mockery of US politics, I see him mocking US politics for what it is. I mean if people are so tolerant and progressive wouldn't they concede that Mexicans aren't a race but a nationality? If the patriarchy is a real thing wouldn't that thing that thing be called Islam. The liberals are told that lobbyist and advocacy groups are scientific and unquestionable, the facts they themselves never check because the lies are too convenient for their politics to be questioned. How is that any different than a priest evangelizing?
Shillery and Hernie Panders are globalist, globalism is paying for slave labor in countries willing to allow it, its offshore money and deals that fuck over both the consumers and the workers on either side. Trump is a Nationalist, I think a lack of national pride is the reason behind all the negativism and lies. I'd rather have Nationalism than Globalism.
>>74063815
Bernie won, they took a voice vote, went Hillary despite being an obvious "NO" by voices, then changed the rules so he couldnt win, right in front of them, over another NO voice vote.
Basically our RNC nightmare come true, but for the Dems.
>>74063859
Ironic shitposting about Jeb surges and shit were fun, now it's just a billion threads of "FUCKING DRUMPF MAN LOOK AT THIS" "MUH ADELSON"
>>74063486
Oh, look, we found Jon Miller. Guess he was real, after all.
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Donald+Trump/Jon+Miller
>"You still don't get it, do you? He'll find them! That's what Ted does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach in Donald's pocket and pull his fuckin' delegates out!"
Do you think the Bernie supporters will actually vote Trump? Or too cuck and will vote 3rd party/not
I'm going with the later
>>74063912
I am now #CruzMissile
>>74063876
They're either legitimate and annoyingly retarded, or shit posters who in """""2-3""""" hours will say I TROLLED YOU SO HARD /POL/ FUCKIN WRECKED HAHAHAH
Either way, nobody cares, and they'll be forgotten like in real life since nobody screen capped their bullshit like they constantly requested.
>>74063961
I spoke to 1 that was going green, convinced her to at least give Trump a chance and listen to him.
>>74063955
Every time I post new OC, Kek gifts me with glorious dubs. Praise him, and have some more from the other night.
How things went down in Nevada after 14 hours:
1. Have a secret meeting to change the convention rules at the last minute to favour one candidate and give the chair unlimited power without appeal
2. "Pass" the rules even though you don't have a quorum.
3. At the convention make a motion to make those permanent and use the rules to blatantly override the voice vote with no division of the house and no appeal.
4. Use those rules to push through any motion you want while openly ignoring legitimate motions and petitions from the floor.
5. When you discover you've still lost the convention by over 30 delegates disqualify 64 delegates and declare your candidate the winner.
6. Once again use your specially created rules to ram through a motion to accept the count ignoring the no vote from the floor.
7. Ignore motions from the floor to remove the chair. Send the chair up to rapidly "pass" several items of business ignoring an overwhelming no vote.
8. Adjourn the meeting with no motion or vote.
9. Here's your police escort out!
>>74063696
the media is too afraid to run negative clinton press or even stories that could be construed as negative. why? they're shitting their pants in fear it would be positive for trump.
this trend will, of course, continue into the general election.
>>74063910
>>74063924
But did Hillary get all the delegates or what? I don't understand what the whole voice vote thing even is, shouldn't they just give the delegates according to the votes?
>>74063961
they would rather protest against trump for 4 years than support hillary
>>74063847
>>74063890
>>74063760
I'm just really fucking pissed off that they overlooked me for membership.
I tried to get involved in the local community and the local community fucked me over.
I think this might be last straw with this cuckolding church. They actually campaigned to let more refugees in so I already have my disagreements with them. I want to be a strong Christian that fights back the Muslim hordes but these cucks are willingly letting them in.
Should I leave my Church?
>>74064082
Hillary got them all. Bernouts on suicide/homocide watch.
>>74063955
>tfw Ted dropped out right when the memes are getting spicy
Fox brought up the Nevada convention video
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqGvsu44Ec
>>74064142
Are other stations actually just ignoring it?
>>74063318
That's red, dumbass. Like the blood of your precious cows until they become my burgers.
>>74064033
You forgot:
A) set the date of the convention on the same day as UNLV graduation so the bernie people graduating that day couldn't come
B) rush a quick headcount while most of the people getting checked where Bernie supporters.
>>74064129
>implying they have to stop
Listen, and understand! Ted Cruz is out there! He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you bring him the delegates.
>>74063910
You Americucks really need to deal with voice voting, no other parliamentary body does this shit, it's abused in not just state conventions but national ones-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WBBgcvSmg
The purpose of a voice vote is to see if there's unanimity, if there's ANY dissent then it goes to a recorded vote, at least that's how it should work.
Instead you retards think that the chair just wings it and it's his opinion as to who sounds the loudest
Bin your shitty fucking Robert's Rues and use Erskine May you plebs.
>>74064117
So let me get this straight:
>Bernie won the actual vote
>the Democrats are supposed to give the delegates proportionally based on the vote in every state unlike the Republicans who have winner take all states (iirc)
>however they basically went "lol fuck you we'll give every delegate to Hillary peace out nigga lmao"
?
Could use some Trump votes here anon!
https://twitter.com/lol_u_trol_me/status/731791730018680832
>>74064037
In the end it will just hurt the media more and might improve Trump's numbers and favorability. He'll just drop things he knows during a rally and it will be buzzing on twitter.
>>74064249
>basically
*literally
*right to their faces
>>74064106
What's the selection process lad, why do you think you were passed up?
>all the way until November and even beyond we are going to get nothing but shill spam
>>74064243
that's outrageous
>>74064246
can you make some fresh Jeb! memes then? I'm way more nostalgic for the low energy turtle than the zodiac killer
>>74064033
Not that I give a fuck, but didn't a bunch of retarded Bernie delegates de-register as Democrat, effectively invalidating themselves as delegates? If not, on what grounds were the 64 delegates disqualified?
>>74063445
>Potato still 2nd place.
>>74064172
Wow she must know the things she's saying are retarded and cunty
>>74064129
Texas had some sort of Republican Convention this weekend and a lot of salty people wanted Trump to apologize to Cruz. He ended up being the main attraction but there were a ton of people there in MAGA hats. It was on the local news, which it got some national attention. Pretty good memes floating around
>>74064300
DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU
>>74064314
I would love to. Let me try to think of a few ideas, unless you have something not too elaborate (have to sleep soon)
>>74064286
Fucking hilarious.
>>74064247
No, the point is we want to watch the Dems in-fight until they all kill themselves.
In THEIR case, nobody wins now, everybody just loses to a varying degree.
Our side is nice and comfy, they kept telling us forever that our convention would end up like this - a corrupt shithole. Now they're just being corrupt for the sake of being corrupt and Bernouts do nothing but bitch online. Hillary has all the support she needs behind her politically/secretly. All this shit just just a hilarious formality before Trump gets elected.
We all knew it was over for Sanders before it even began.
Point aside, the UK sucks literal ass for more reasons than the parliament system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
JEB IS BACK
SLOW AND STEADY
>OY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEYOY VEY
What did he mean by this?
>>74064291
I don't even know how they select people. All I know is that one of the new additions told me him and another person got asked to join.
>>74064451
FOOLISH
GUAC
BOWLE
MURCHANT
>>74064381
maybe a guac bowl made out of a turtle shell. It would be a subtle wallpaper I could use that would make me smile every time I saw it
>>74061418
Fuck if he actually does that during the Megyn Kelly interview shit will get real
>>74064425
Are you so thick that you can't see how procedure can come to hinder you as much as it can help you?
Yeah, it's fun as a one-off laughing at Dems being corrupt as shit, but this has been used to fuck over Reps in the past and it's entirely possible it will be used to fuck over Donald too.
Speaker Ryan literally controls the entire convention by being the judge of who wins on a voice vote. Any motion presented to the delegation is entirely decided by him. That is fucked up.
>>74064172
She brings a message from Bernie?
Some people were trying to make this out as if she has inside knowledge of a plan for Bernie to be Hillary's VP. But that' doesn't make sense considering all the scamming going on here.
>>74064451
That resemblance is ridiculous.
>>74063740
Oh, he will.
I'm waiting for someone to spill the beans on the tale behind Roger's coke conviction.
We always heard Hillary narced on him, but never knew details.
>>74064451
NICE, Jeb just went up in my book
>>74064500
Check if the synod specifies the procedure of selection and see if it matches up to what happened. You might be able to challenge it.
>>74063508
I'm gonna dick her
>>74064664
>her
>>74064317
Yeah, sifting thru the replies to @nvdems there were people claiming that some bernie people not registered as dems by a deadline.
>>74064554
And you give a shit why?
We already know our government is one massive joke, and this is nothing less than comedy for us.
If you want actual reforms to a government you don't live under, take it up with someone who can do something. We already know we don't really matter, at least this election cycle is giving us a chance one way or another.
The fact that voters overrode Republican corruption says something. The current establishment is committing suicide and we don't actually care.
Calling people stupid over things that we cannot change just makes you sound autistic.
>>74064664
>her
>>74064451
¡Jeb! ¡Jeb! ¡Jeb!
>>74064451
The day of the rope shall come and it shall be Jeb "turtles" Bush who will lead the mobs through the heart of Harlem.
Slow and steady indeed.
>>74062782
Kaffir, you have NO IDEA about the power of Allah.
>>74061264
>delegates switched to (I)
Switched to what?
>>74064711
>>74064718
>>74064762
I'm gonna dick whatever that is, then stuff the money up its asshole and nothing can stop me
>>74064249
They pulled this same kind of shit in Arizona RNC. If it came down to 2nd ballot every pne of 58 AZ delegates would vote for Cruz. Luckily the rat got knocked down in Indiana and we don't have to worry about him anymore.
Or do we Dahnald..
>>74063955
Demented as Ever.
Bravo
>>74064247
the RNC and DNC are private organizations (although their elections are approved by the state department). they can do whatever they want -- within reason. they're not parliamentary bodies.
something else to bear in mind is this election cycle is historical. nothing like it has been seen in US politics in fifty years.
>>74064825
Independent
>>74063961
You ready for #paintitred2016 anon?
>>74064909
So they changed their allegiance to someone other than Bernie?
Daily Reminder
Berniefags are finding out just how much of a cuck they are.
>>74064942
Yes, to whoever but won't be able to vote in the primary, only the general election.
>>74064736
>we don't care that things aren't fair because I get to laugh at Dems this one time and will then cry to mummy when the RNC pulls exactly the same shit
God you Americans are stupid
>The fact that voters overrode Republican corruption says something. The current establishment is committing suicide and we don't actually care
The rules procedure is still identical to what it was. Speaker Ryan will still control all motions placed before him.
>Calling people stupid over things that we cannot change just makes you sound autistic
You can change things you moron.
Look at this shit:
https://youtu.be/uZALlaMA9b0?t=74
You can't call yourself a democracy if you don't follow procedure.
>>74064894
This fucking meme
Private organisations still have to follow contract law. If someone violates the rules of the organisation then they are breaking the law. My point is that those per-ordained rules CAN be changed to prevent internal abuse.
>>74064500
Be sure you're doing it from the attitude of serving and not for personal status.
If they don't have credible standards as to how people get chosen, that might mean it's developed into something where the insiders perpetuate their own interests.
It's also possible, based on the craziness I've seen in europe related to rapefugees - that they have directives from above in the hierarchy to take steps to encourage refugees and appoint only cucks who agree with that policy.
>>74064959
First I thought to myself, what am I supposed to be looking at? Black Jesus? Then I saw Trump.
>>74064942
In the US, independent means nonpartisan. These fucktards deregistered from the party they were supposed to be delegates for because they wanted to make a whimsical ideological point. Their reasoning was probably something like "Bernie was an independent before running, so I'll be one too."
Fucking Bern niggers are retards, man.
>>74064959
>Chaos magic
>Kek memes
>Jesus on google
>>74065023
At least that's how it works here in California, which has a lot of delegates to be won. They are basically castrating themselves.
>>74064959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
>>74064172
Oy these cunty old hags are so nauseating
>>74064776
We have a pretty good idea of the suction power of alal sucking a mad dick.
>>74065034
Is Cryin Ryan a fucking god to you or something?
Also
>actually thinking the RNC and DNC follow contract law
>actually thinking they're so cucked UK-style that they'll bend over when a US citizen brings up MUH FRAUD
This isn't the UN, which will hear out blatant SJW garbage for the sake of looking like they're still relevant. What part of "they can arguably do as they please" just doesn't register?
God brits are fucking stupid.
>>74060903
Don't forget the third option.
>Bernie ragequits
>runs 3rd party
>easy victory for Trump
>>74065203
DELET THIS
>>74065071
>>74065093
>>74064959
>>74065145
Holy fuck guys look at the exact same spot
>>74064246
lel
>>74064129
don't worry anon, we'll keep on meme'ing Cruz anyway. he's awakened a sleeping giant.
>>74065089
Essentially the Dems equivalent of Burning the GOP Card. Once again, Trump achieves ahead of schedule and under budget.
NEW BREAD PLS
>>74065275
>Jeff Epstein
>>74061756
Nightshift MAGA!
>when being a wagecuck ruins your health
>>74065203
>Is Cryin Ryan a fucking god to you or something?
No, but he is to you, per your procedural rules
>What part of "they can arguably do as they please" just doesn't register?
They can't though.
If someone breaks the rules then it can go to court because it's a contract violation, why do you think Trump was able to threaten to sue the RNC?
The issue is that that's difficult because the rules are made by the people who control the party, and the constitution of the organisation states that they can change any rules. So the rules committee makes it possible for abuses like allowing the chair to decide voice votes.
Incredible that an Americuck doesn't even understand his own politics.
>>74065275
This is some takbir allahu akbar die for the cause tier brainwashing.
Fresh bread when?
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>feeling conflicted
>>74065442
o shit wallup
>>74065533
>those JPEG artifacts
kek
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/731802331923263488
>>74065533
>tfw it's real
kek, I love Trump
>>74065537
shopped
>>74065444
>Incredible that an Americuck doesn't even understand his own politics.
It's not that we don't understand it, it's that we ultimately can't do much about it under normal conditions. Trump's the only actual candidate in a long time who's saying what we've all been thinking, and actually has plans. We ARE changing politics by voting for him. If you're in-tune with any of the Cruz memes, there was literally a splitter strategy (called the Splitter Strategy) to fuck up votes so much that the RNC convention goes contested. Obviously NOTHING worked because all their splitters (yeb!, rubio, etc.) were voted out by regular people.
Here's something that'll fucking blow your small BONG mind:
If you give this many fucks, I'm sure you're wondering why the FBI isn't do much about Hillary so far. Chances are, they won't do much until after the general because of fear that Obama will immediately pardon her because he can, thus ending the entire investigation.
>>74063846
She sounds coked out here.
Cokehead Clinton
>>74064521
Sure, I do that. Give me a few. In the mean time, enjoy this guacy-OC
>>74065693
I can do that*
>>74065640
>If you give this many fucks, I'm sure you're wondering why the FBI isn't do much about Hillary so far.
I'm not, because I understand that you're criminal justice system is also fucked. How you can have the prosecutor and the investigator be controlled by the same person, a partisan AG, is beyond me.
America is just institutionally rotten.
>>74065444
Dude, we're just fucking waking up from our slumber. Give it some time.
>implying your country is 1984 already
>>74065034
>Private organisations still have to follow contract law. If someone violates the rules of the organisation then they are breaking the law. My point is that those per-ordained rules CAN be changed to prevent internal abuse.
you're not wrong.
my point is the systems of these organizations (nationally and at the state level) are purposefully byzantine and were not designed to withstand the scrutiny they're currently facing. it's all to give an illusion of control to primary voters while the actual decisions are made by the party elite. that's partly why this is an historic election. if we go by precedent the nominees should have been locked in 2-3 months ago.
yeah, it CAN be changed -- but it won't. in fact, i wouldn't be surprised in the least if the political establishment in both parties invent new ways to disenfranchise voters and entrench themselves after this fiasco.
>>74065779
>*isn't
>>74065442
Stay strong, anon. I'm going to sleep, have wageslaved the day away already and still don't get to rest on my one day off in a week tomorrow. Bernie Panders can still keep his free shit, I won't truly rest until we MAGA. Goodnight and be /comfy/ my friends.
>>74065749
>Obama will pardon her
Obviously you didn't read that.
Point is, our government does almost whatever it wants. If you seriously think the "checks and balances" system you think we have does anything other than poorly defend the constitution, I'm sorry to say but you're what's causing the fall of your own country by assuming government actually has limits.
Don't call us stupid for your refusal to accept that maybe, just maybe, the individual person doesn't fucking matter.
