What do with body after death?
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So when i die, im debating getting cremated, having my body worked by a mortician and become mummified
Or have my bones become a spooky skeleton statue
Or perhaps use the cremated ashes and become a delicious apple tree
Ive already have some dna sequenced, but when a full dna can be sequenced for the public, ill redo it to preserve my genetic code in a simple data file
>>74050374
I want to be part of a porno... I want them to use my dead body as a toy.
Donate your body to med research, so at least your miserable existence will be of some use to society unlike when you were alive.
>>74050499
All i can imagine is someone turning your skeleton bones into a cleaned and polished dildo
Could be a cool fetish company marketed to widows.... "turn a part of your dead partner into a vibrator"
>>74050374
put it into a coffee table.
>>74050374
How about a Tibetan sky burial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUp4jUMIy68
donate me to medical research and doctors
>>74050619
whats better?
Donating organs to potentially save one or many lives or letting future pajeet med students dissect me?
I can already see organ growing being a thing by the time im ded so i guess donating to med school would be better
>>74050716
They already have those. You put the cremated ashes into a compartment in the dildo.
WHEN I AM DEAD
LAY ME IN A MOUND
RAISE A STONE FOR ALL TO SEE
RUNES CARVED TO MY MEMORY
http://www.boredpanda.com/cremation-ashe-dildo-21-grams-mark-sturkenboom/
But who's to say she won't get bored of it and just replace you with another man, or even a bigger dildo.
What a failure you would be to literally be cucked by a bigger piece of plastic.
