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What an honor this is. I might ask if I can fuck his girlfriend.
>>74029949
JUST
>>74029949
Are you trolling, OP??
If not, you definitely need to video-record your entire interaction with the guy.
FOR THE LULZ.
ask for a selfie while taking a video
YOU'RE
>>74029949
AIDS SKRILLEX
go on...
>that maniacal grin and receding hairline
Has to be him
>>74029949
oshitnigga u better say something
Hey I'm from STL too! where is this at?
Do it faggot.
>>74029949
Buy him a drink anon.
you will do this bc check em
Record this shit OP
Have a nazi spergout in front of him
>>74029949
Walk up and spit in his food.
Ask him for an autograph
>Can you make it out to a fucking white male please
>>74030073
From the Illinois side, I'm interested as well.
>>74029949
o shit waddup
Throw something at him
TELL HIM
>talks down about white males
>only hangs out with other white males
Typical liberal scum
>>74029949
Ask him how it feels to be ridiculed by millions of people.
Or just punch the cunt, I don't give a fuck senpai
>>74029949
Engage him in political debate.
Or punch him in the face.
Dubs decides what you do to him
>>74029949
SLAP HIM FROM BEHIND
TRIPS MAKE HIM DO IT
Are you in St. Louis? Where at man?
he will only let you if you are black
Punch him in the face
>>74030191
Say babaooey
>>74029949
Go full Jeb Bush on him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
>>74030191
Jizz in his face
>>74029949
Ask if he is the real Carl and do this:>>74030111
>>74030233
Winrar
>>74030191
buy him some rogaine
>>74030111
this desu
>you will never meet a living meme
Just talk to him OP.
>>74030111
kek
Starting playing AIDS Skrillex "you're a fucking white male" on your phone
>>74029949
play this on your phone as loud as possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw (YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE)
Ask him if he wants to fuck a white male.
>>74029949
>Excuse me. You're aids Skrillex!?
>GUYS, IT'S AIDS SKRILLEX. LET ME GET A SELFIE WITH YOU BUDDY
pose as a waiter and asks what he wants and when he says the thing he wants yell ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Remind him that he's a FUCKING WYATT MAIL
I have high hopes for this thread
>>74029949
buy him a drink
Show him your penis to assert dominance.
>>74030350
a girly drink
>>74030353
this
take pics
>>74030267
That isn't Carl the Cuck it's Aids Skrillex you literal Hitler!
Jizz in your hand, then introduce yourself and shake hands
>>74030191
OP HAS TO KILL HIM WITH A STEAK KNIFE.
That hairline is atrocious. He looks awful. Ask him in those guys are the fathers of his wife's sons.
Track him home and post his address
>>74030191
Ask him what it feels like to be the physical personification of the left side, and what he would like to say to all the 4channers that made him famous
>>74030331
This
>>74030402
This
>>74030402
he's already been doxxed senpai
>>74029949
Tell him he looks even balder in real life.
>>74029949
I don't get it
Were in ranouch. The one near delmar. I'm with family so I cant fuck with him. They're already hitching I'm on my phone.
>>74030320
DO IT
>>74030400
Kek, DO IT
>>74030111
It's trips OP... You have to do this, and record it.
Get that traitor OP.
Stick your finger in his food.
>>74030394
Kek
Ask him if he's been in contact with Carl and if he knows that Carl is a privileged millionaire or not.
If you actually do anything, we may have a happening
>>74030111
OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>74030400
>>74030191
You know what to do, OP
>>74030394
Top quality Aussie bantz
>>74030491
just pretend to be asking him what he got and if its good, then be like "nvm your opinion doesnt matter cuz you are a white male"
>>74030394
TOP BANTZ
throw an olive to his neck
>>74030491
OP you cuck, you'll regret this for the rest of your life if you don't act like an autist in front of your family just so /pol/ can have a laugh
Slash his tires
>>74030491
Stop being a pussy we have your back
>>74030320
THIS X1000
>>74030491
Just ask for a autograph like the one guy said. TO A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Ask him if he's actually aids skrillex. I bet getting recognized irl would piss him off kek
>>74030393
Oh shit sorry bro I keep getting my mememen mixed up.
>>74029949
Let's face it guys OP is lying...
>>74030491
Tell your family he's and internet celebrity, they wont think anything of it.
>>74030616
Exactly! WASTED OPPORTUNITY IF YOU DON'T.
Just tell him that he's a white male to remind him of his infamous moment. Aids Skrillex is very much trying to escape from his memery.
>>74029949
dude, i will paypal you $100 if you record a good happening betwixt he and yourself.
keyword: good
>>74029949
this >>74030021
Do i faggot.
>>74030491
You fucking faggot, a muslim wouldn't think twice about laying down his life for his god. Lord Kek vult's that you go stab him in the head with a fork so that you will become an internet immortal.
>>74030491
Walk past the table to the toilets and fire a snot rocket into his drink.
Or introduce yourself as a fan and give him the stinky handshake.
You can tell your family he's an internet celeb.
Guys! Call the restaurant and ask to have a message sent to table 4. Fuck with him!
>>74030651
No other google images found, unless he saw him earlier and is now just posting about it
>>74030491
Don't be a fucking pussy OP. This is a once in a lifetime chance. At least call the guy a fucking cunt.
>>74030706
I'll add $10 to that
did u wear your maga hat op?
>>74029949
Ask how his wife's son is doing
>>74030250
real????
>>74030738
This is an excellent back-up
>There's a message for a Mr White from Mr Male
>>74030738
this, OP disclosed the restaurant, don't even need OP at this point (except for pics)
>>74030401
>atrocious hairline
Receding hairlines aren't atrocious per se. A ton of FUCKING WHITE MALES have them. But the issue with AIDS Skrillex is that he's got long hair + receding hairline. And the David Crosby look is never a good combo.
>>74030854
Tight that's it, some Ameribro call the restaurant and troll table number 4
>>74030854
pretend you know him go up and say hey whats up , record it on ur phone
>>74029949
Ask him if his fantasy is going to become reality and when.
OP if you don't take a picture of your hand between your dirty bumcheeks and another as a fan greeting him with a handshake then you are a massive disappointment.
+10 if your grandma takes the photo.
Don't you want to be an internet legend?
>>74030400
winrar. be a hero. scream aloha snackbar while doing it.
>>74030854
Just walk up to him and ask him if he's the trump protestor guy from youtube.
>>74030854
>delmar
Wait, where are you?
>>74030854
Scream in his ear "YOUR A FUCKING WHITE MALE"
And record it
why is this thread a thing? we all know he isn't going to do shit. thread over go home
>>74029949
Try fucking his girlfriend
>>74030854
Whoa, delmar loop? What restaurant?
>>74029949
>even AIDS is out on a Saturday night
>we're all home on our computers
>>74030933
This is the pic OP has to get a autograph of a fucking white male on.
>>74030854
Someone call the restaurant and tell them something about the guy in the denim jacket with the dark hair next to the bald guy, creativity is not my strongest point
>>74030976
OP said he's at this restaurant http://www.ranoush.com/
Ranoush
Address: 6501 Delmar Blvd, St. Louis, MO 63130
Phone:(314) 726-6874
>>74031007
I'm out with a friend, we're going to steak and shake. We always pass the time by picking out cucks
>>74030491
>>74030854
is it this one?
Address: 6501 Delmar Blvd, St. Louis, MO 63130
Phone:(314) 726-6874
>>74029949
Show him this thread
SOMEONE CALL THE RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR AIDS SKRILLEX
>im with my parents
what a fucking KEK you are lMFAOO
DO SOMETHING OR DELETE THIS THREAD YOU RETARD
BIG MOUTH ONLINE BUT A PUSSY IN REAL LIFE
>typical /pol/ tard
every fucking time .. why can't you guys be alphas
bunch of beta male nerds
>>74030997
This, sadly OP is a huge pussy. I would have already done something
>>74030854
OP's not going to do anything fun; he's just gonna take pictures like a fag
>>74031012
How is he going to print it out?
>>74031028
> Caller, make it convincing
Op record what happens
>>74030191
This : >>74030111
>>74030400
Stealth kill, for the extra XP
>>74031097
Call the restaurant and tell them his mother is in the hospital
>>74031113
Arab dude go back to your desert. You're making Germans seem retarded, but It's obvious you're an Arab.
>>74031113
>he doesn't spend time with his parents
Don't cut yourself on that edge
Deliver a pizza to the restaurant
in the "special instructions" have the pepperoni spell RUN
>>74030563
What's a bk?
>>74031113
What's wrong with hanging out with your parents? Only kids are ashamed of that. OP has achieved something that many could not because they hate their parents.
A
>>74031216
just speaking the truth you gypsy shit
>>74031226
>implyign OP spends time with his parents and isnt just some underaged sperglord who likes to be edgy on 4chan
lmfao
Teleport behind him and fuck him in the ass.
>>74031233
>RUN
>not TRUMP 2016
>>74030563
moar leik dis
>>74031113
>calling others beta male
>germany
Call the place and ask to speak to the gentlemen with long black hair, tell them its the internet calling.
>we're fucking watching you aids skrillex
doesn't he know he's famous? why isn't he cashing in?
>>74031250
bad kid
How would you even get the restaurant staff to react?
Tell them its AIDS SKRILLEX birthday?
>>74030904
>Is there a 'Foe Ken Whytemael' at table 4? I repeat a 'Foe Ken Whytemael'?
>>74031233
>>74031233
KEK OP PLS
YOUR GOD KEK WILLS IT
>>74031278
>implying you aren't some edgy child who hates hanging out with his parents because >they aren't cool
>>74031319
>>74031319
>>74031319
>>74031319
holy shit this
>>74031307
Turns out the demand for cuck merchandise is quite low
So is anyone actually calling?
OP will never deliver because he's a fag. All talk, no action.
>>74029949
I don't think that's him, he has the same hairstyle (if you can call it that) and wears glasses, but besides that he looks quite different.
>OP too much of a bitch to do anything
>>74031319
Holy fucking shit this, someone do it and record it
>>74031113
HA HA I KNOW RIGHT!?
PARENTS, THEY TOTALLY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
I MEAN UGH, I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE MALL TONIGHT WITHOUT A CURFEW
I MEAN JEEZ MOM, COME ON
Grow up, you fucking pimply-faced teenager. No adult has any problem going out to eat with their family, edgelord.
>>74030111
Make him sign TRUMP 2016
>>74030854
Dont post here about a sighting and give us no KEKs
What kind of anon does that?
>>74031355
>>74031413
i can tell my truth bombs hit very close to most of you autists
>>74031390
DELETE THAT IMAGE
>>74031390
the fuck have you done to her hair faggot
provoke an argument with an elderly man and yell out, "YOU'RE OLD BABY BOOMER"
>>74030491
why are you with your family at a hookah bar
>>74031454
>truth bombs
You're what, middle school aged?
>>74031454
>3rd world islamic shithole talking about bombs
FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>74030056
me! love mummi <3 ;-} xD
>>74031454
>claims he's not Muslim
uses keyword bomb two posts away ... yea fuck off to desert. Allahu Snackbar
>>74030111
please
>>74030006
is that anthony fantano?
ONCE IN A LIFETIME OP
>>74031097
I called the restaurant they claim to have no AIDS SKRILLEX on the menu
>>74029949
Is that your sister? We need more pics.
OP YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BLUE-BALL US YOU FAGGOT
>>74031644
He's gearing up after making all the James Blake fanboys butthurt
>>74031644
>he doesn't recognize the man that tried to start the fire
Tell him that Carl still has your social studies textbook and that you would like to get his address or number to get it back from him?
OP make /pol/ history!
better yet someone should get the restaurant contact info.
>>74031454
>repulsed by the idea of spending time with family
>germany
it's like poetry. Have fun with your continued dismantlement of traditional values and the importation of mudskins as your replacements.
>>74031379
I called asking for sone AIDS SKRILEX
This is the single most important moment of your life OP. Your one chance to prove you're not just thrash.
OP DO SOMETHING AND DELIVER WHAT THE FUCK
Someone call the restaurant and see if they can pose as the police then tell the restaurant there's a warrant for his arrest and there will be a reward if they perform a citizens arrest to stop him till we get there.
op is a faggot as well
someone call the restaurant ... get him on the phone...talk shit!,....use vacroo...post it back here...we ALL when
>>74031784
HE'S NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING. HE'S PUSSY
OP update!
>>74031737
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
I wish I recorded the phone call I made asking for aids skrillex
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74029949
Try going up to him like he's skrillex.
Be an EDM fan n shit. Just keep calling him skrillex. Get hyped. Refuse to acknowledge his denials.
>>74029949
>receding hairline
>long hair anyway
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
DONT DO THIS
YOU LOOK LIKE A WORN OUT MOP
Or maybe start talking with your family loudly about Trump and wait for him to jump in.
where t he hell is an aussie when you need one
the opportunity is quickly slipping away
>>74031784
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>74031113
This is why the 4chan should be fenced off from people under 18.
>>74031819
>Vito died before we could MAGA
>>74031893
then ask him for a dose of truvada as you end the conversation
>>74031860
>didn't happen
>>74031113
Haha yea kick his ass op you fucking nerd. If you're A FUCKING WHITE MALE your enemies kill themselves. Put your bar in his BARBARITY. FUCK HIS THROAT YOU BETA
Some dude was willing to donate 100$ just for it. OP, think of the money
>MONEY
MONEY
>MONEY
MONEY
>MONEY
Someone call and ask for a Benjamin Teter, should be sat at Table 4. Then when he answers ask if he's a fucking white male.
Record this
>>74031298
I'd probably knock them all out
>>74032049
this
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74031596
Why is this allowed?
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74031958
damn didnt know carl the cuck was an ecuatoriano
>>74031958
real?
>>74029949
I will order like 5 pizzas to your house if you do it. Think of the pizzas OP all five of them.
>>74007963
yeah hold on, let me >>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE.
OP is the king of edging
>>74032176
>No new posts
close enough for my lazy google fu.
>delmar
>on the loop
FUCKING JEW CITY AND IT'S NEVERENDING STREAM OF HIPSTERS WHO LIVE NEXT TO BLACKVILLE YET DENY THAT HEY ARE BEING ROBBED BY NIGGERS WHEN THEY STUMBLE AROUND THE LOOP ASKING FOR CRACK MONEY
FUCK U CITY
>>74029949
do it pussy
This guy is on to you, OP.
>>74032255
harlem used to be blackville too
>>74029949
>tfw when no nonwhites at his table.
>>74030401
>tfw /pol/ is all about high test but they rag on people with the high test hairline
???
>>74032349
This guy is like
>oh shit I knew someone else recognised that guy, based /pol/ack
>>74032219
>asa akira
>>74031999
I called the restaurant again with a different number askingif they have AIDS SKRILLEX they put on an american guy saying they play no techno only arabic music
>>74029949
Dude just play some Cuckstep on your phone . make it seem like an accident if anyone asks questions. See how he reacts
OP is kill. He probably drowned in semen.
>>74031737
>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Dopey OP missed an opportunity to meet AIDS Skrillex himself. Sad!
>>74032414
>implying that skinny faggot has high test.
baldness is not the only T indicator.
Hey faggots two parts:
Un.... OP have video going.
Deaux..... Someone have female call restaurant with his description explain his phone his off and to tell him that he needs to pick up his wife's son from basketball practice.
OP you record it all then post.
DO IT. IT WILL WORK 1000%.
>>74029949
no delivery
maybe a public cctv near or in the .restaurant?
>>74031546
>Spain
>Muslim
Are you a tard? Spaniards hate muzzies more than Poland.
>>74031454
>Germany
thats probably not the only bomb youve got is it achmed
>>74032219
>butterface
>>74030854
Is he gone yet? Just leave a note saying "You're fucking a White male" bear him as you're on your way out. Make it low key.
>>74032480
Play this out loud: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K-UkPrbA7k
and be like "Oh Patrick just sent me this weird video"
>>74031955
>johnny knoxville broke his dick
Ask him if he's a fan of Minor Threat(he is) and when he responds ask him what he thinks of their song Guilty of Being White.
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74032581
>sceptor face
she's sexy, septor face
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74032219
Sauce?
>>74032064
>can't into photoshop
>>74032717
SCEP TOR DESTROYER OF FACE. Quit making shit up retard
>>74031737
You're a white male! (im a little stitious)
>>74029949
Look at your phone, then laugh, and loudly announce Bernie just suspended his campaign
>>74032717
Her body looks good, but she's got a face like a horse and terrible eyebrows
>>74032219
>pussy stank on leather
You know how hard that is to get out
>>74032793
kek
>>74029949
What's it like being more beta than AIDS Skrillex?
>>74032793
YES ITS SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR A FAGGOT LIKE OP
>>74032800
Low test recessing hairline cuckold detected.
>>74032608
>knoxville broke his dick
>dunn died
>magera justed
Gee, it's almost like their lifestyles were total trash.
>>74032255
I was just there and got asked for money. Then I get home and see this thread. I get asked for money in the city all the time too tho.
>>74032858
Maddox
>>74032769
If I saw that in real life I would yell out "You really showed your dad!"
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74030854
Go to the bar.
Ask them to send the guy a drink with a note attached.
"#Trump2016 #MAGA'
He won't know who the fuck sent it
>inb4 OP pussies out
>>74032878
She's got nice curves m8, I'd fuck her with a bag over her head.
>>74032975
genius!
>>74031319
TOPKEK
"Did you guys order the nachos? How are they? We were going to order the nachos. Oh, and I saw a video where you let your dog fuck you."
>>74032414
>that fat, sack of shit is high test and not an estrogen filled sack of crap
KEK-STEP!
>>74032975
oh shit this is a good idea
>>74032990
Too late for that
>>74033020
You can't even get your pee pee up with all the estrogen running through your veins, cuck.
>>74032975
this
>>74032975
THIS. DO IT FAGGOT.
>>74029949
If you're gonna be a pussy then at least tell him that you're sorry for all the terrible things Reddit has done to him on your way out.
>>74032975
Before it's too late
>>74030854
play one of his songs
>>74032878
Actually it's high testosterone that leads to male pattern baldness.
>>74032975
>>74033062
Is that faggot child even old enough to drink? I know Carl the Cuck isn't even old enough to go into a bar, I doubt this shit stain is either.
>>74032898
AS A PISSED FORMER RESIDENT OF JEW CITY
DID YOU EVER HAVE THEM TRY TO SELL YOU USED SOCKS FOR A DOLLAR?
FUCKING CRACKHEADS AND THEIR STORIES
WE HAD ONE OUTSIDE THE APARTMENTS, SHE WOULD ASK FOR A QUARTER EVERY FUCKING DAY TO CALL THE TOW FOR HER 3 KIDS IN THE CAR
NO WAIT, TODAY IT'S 5 KIDS
3 DAYS AGI, 2 KIDS
TOMORROW, 9 KIDS
NO BITCH I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH EVER BECAUSE OF YOU AND EVERY CRACKHEAD ON THE WAY TO THE LAUNDROMAT
BECAUSE A CRACKHEAD IS SLEEPING IN THE BUILDING LAUNDRY ROOM ASKING FOR CHAAAANGE
Go get some boba tea from that great boba place nearby. Shits good.
>>74032975
It's gotta be a real feminine drink too, like something with an umbrella
>>74033080
I could, if I covered her horse face.
>>74030491
>not telling your family he is an internet celebrity
cmon OP
When are one of you faggots going to deliver?
>>74029949
>tfw the biggest cuck on the planet has two friends more than you in the place he lives
Kill me now
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74032219
She has her mom's brows.
>>74033210
I'd do it but I'm two states over.
>>74033113
Nice bait, negro
>>74033155
>Delmar
Shirley Temple with fruit.
>>74029949
Only fucking white males allowed on Telegraphic.us
>>74033210
Ive made three phone calls but no recordings it was funny to speak to the arabic and fag staff aaking if they have AIDS SKRILLEX
we all know by now OP's fucked off home and done nothing kekworthy apart from taking a few pics of the guy from a distance
NOTHING ELSE TO SEE HERE FOLKS
>>74030306
many have met the Donald.
>>74033169
Cuck
>>74032975
This.
>>74033284
How is that stopping you from calling?
>>74029949
Call him a cuckhold
>>74033113
That's actually a common misconception. DHT in individuals susceptible to it is what leads to male pattern baldness. DHT is made from testosterone, but high testosterone does not inherently mean high DHT, and vice versa.
I mean, just think about it logically. Testosterone is highest in the early 20s. Most men start going bald in their 30s and it continues/accelerates as they age, despite the fact that testosterone levels are dropping this entire time.
>>74030491
>ranoush
of course, that bottom tier hookah is hipster level go to oasis or zayna's in STL
>>74033317
>call restaurant with his description explain his phone his off and to tell him that he needs to pick up his wife's son from basketball practice.
>>74033317
>I see no proofs
Fuck off faggot, you didn't call shit
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74032815
No :(
EVERYONE, THIS IS THE NUMBER AND ADDRESS
6501 Delmar Blvd, University City, MO 63130
>314/726/6874
EVERYONE CALL THEM
>EVERYONE CALL THEM
EVERYONE CALL THEM
>EVERYONE CALL THEM
EVERYONE CALL THEM
>EVERYONE CALL THEM
EVERYONE CALL THEM
>EVERYONE CALL THEM
>>74033339
poor person
>>74033317
gotta post that evidence otherwise you ain't done shit
>>74033363
I thought he was talking about doing something to the guy IRL.
>oh look, it's literally nothing
way to fuck this up OP. you could have been a meme.
>>74033448
Have you called them yet?
Way to pussy out OP, you're as much a giant cuck as the aids man himself.
>>74033333
Check'd
>>74033598
This is why the West is in decline.
Men act like Women.
>>74033413
Thus. Have them say it over the loudspeakers.
Calling them now. What name should I use when asking if my friend is at table 4? Foe Kenwhytemael or Donald?
>>74033823
Ask for Donald.
>>74033823
Donald because it's won't be seen as a prank and record on vacroo and post
>>74033135
Never socks. Lots of other random stuff.I got asked for money by the same guy who hung out in the same spot every night for a few weeks.There's also the gas can routine. You walk around with an empty gas can and tell people your car broke down over there somewhere.
>>74033823
foekenwhytemael
>>74033823
afuckin witemale
>>74033823
Ask if carl the cuck and aids skreelex is in the building
>>74030462
Time for phase 2.
>>74033823
Say that his nickname is Skrillex. Tell them that Carl is on the line. Just give a physical description.
>>74033823
Mr. Whitemale
OP do something. Be a hero. Don't let his degeneracy go unpunished.
>>74032975
this
>>74033823
Say it's Donald calling for Yora Whitemail, to tell him Bernie is suspended
then tell them jew city sucks
>>74029949
...ONE HOUR LATER AFTER OP's POST...
It's over, guys. OP blew his chance, Aids Skrillex finished his meal and left, OP is probably riding home in his parent's car as we speak.
IT'S OVER.
GO HOME.
>>74033823
make them give phone to Carl so that you can talk with him
>>74034077
>Yora Whitemail
sounds Jewish
>>74033823
Mr. Whitemale
>>74029949
hey nigga cross da martin lutha kang bridge and meet me an my niggas out in ESL nigga
we can smok da blunts and praise da god trump nigga, get yo cracka ass over here and bring ya gurls man, i want sum dat white puzzy nomsayin?
>>74033823
Yora Whiteman
Tell them his phone is off, and that Bernie Sanders just died and he needs to call the office
>>74034185
Nope, op is sucking him off in the toilets.
>>74033823
Just say its your buddy's birthday at table four, his nickname is Skrillex because of his hair, can't miss him, can you get him on the line please?
>Yora Whitemail
Had a good kek lads
>>74034243
This Is somewhat believable.
>>74033823
Record it faggot
don't forget guys, he works at Lucky's Market in Ellisville, MO. Have seen Skrillex there irl can confirm
>>74033924
>>74033916
>>74033906
>>74033955
>>74033875
I called and asked but they said nobody was at table 4. Fuck.
>>74034426
why doesn't he move to east st louis and help the niggas out man, we be oppressed and shit and this white boy aint come to help us out? whats a nigga do man?
Guys, what if OP isn't responding because he got called out for being A WHITE MALE?
>>74031737
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>74034437
Time to pack it up boys, threads over, go home
>>74034437
He's probably gone then.
>>74034437
Did you record It at least, Just so we know you're not after (you)s, because you're an attention seeking manlet.
IT'S FUCKING DELMAR OFF THE LOOP OF JEW CITY
THERE'S ONLY 3 THINGS TO DO THERE
1) EAT SHITTY FORIEGN CUSINE
2) GO THE THE VYNIL STORE AND NOT BUY ANY MUSIC
3) WATCH SOME "TURKISH BATH HOUSE" MOVIE AT THE TIVOLI
THEN YOU LEAVE BEFORE DARK AND YOU GET ROBBED
THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO THERE BUT PAY OVERPRICED RENT FOR A FUCKSTAIN APARTMENT THAT WILL GET ROBBED
THIS ASSHOLE WILL COME BACK TO HIS SUPPOSED UTOPIA OF ST. LOUIS
WE MERELY HAVE TO WAIT
>>74034437
That probably was their order number not their table number
Every burger in this thread should be fucking ashamed, you ruined a perfectly good opportunity to become a god.
A MALE
>>74034606
I recorded it but closed the vocaroo tab, fuck. I might call again and check again but I have a feeling the arab guy that answered will answer again and know it's me.
>>74034929
This.
This was a massive let down.
Pointless update. He left maybe 20 mins ago.
I haven't read anything since I last posted. It got VERY awkard. The owner and two waiters were standing with their hands on their hips staring at me for about 5 minutes while the phone was ringing all the time. Before this the waiter was running around looking at tables on the phone saying "if you can't point him out I can't find him" haha. He was getting so annoyed. The staff must have found out who he was because they were looking at the table and talking together in the corner. If the staff wasn't so mad I would've tried something. It's just way to awkard with my family, I'm in town visiting, not a young guy.
>>74034223
I thought they didn't have phones in australia, only messenger kangaroos
>>74034929
i wanted to hear that Op stood his ground.
>>74034490
typical fucking a white male persona. only does it when the crowd is.
>>74035268
YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE AIDS SKRILLEX WAS RIGHT YOU'RE OLD
>>74035299
We don't. Sometimes me roo goes flat and I have to wake for him to wake up
Best thing about messenger roos is they can bring beers back in their pouch
>>74035401
>bringing back warm beers
lad....
>>74035401
Do you put ice in their nuts if they go flat?
>>74035268
Honestly don't blame you, but you missed a great opportunity
