> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
> Previous Thread:
>>74010408
Why was that old black lady on stage? When did we go to eurovision?
That German anime girl is pretty cute desu.
RUSSIANS ARE SUBHUMANS SO AS POLES
first for somali-swedish friendship
>>74012207
THIS IS META AS FUCK OMG OMG
LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE
this is actually sorta funny Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvsi96FX4A
YUNG
U
N
G
MEME
E
M
E
>when sweden has nothing else to show
ISRAEL IS EUROPEAN!!!!!!!!!!
SLOW DOWN BAKA
>SLOW DOWN BAKA
SLOW DOWN BAKA
>SLOW DOWN BAKA
WHAT IS GOING ON
LADS WHO ELSE HAS RUN OUT OF BOOZE?
Are Swedes embarrassed by this seemingly twee representation of Sweden, or is it a good job?
what is this shit... just show the results i want to shitpost!
also love love peace piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iz0WWkd-WQ
MANTERRUPTING
This is pretty good lmao
They should be in fucking monster costumes
>THE ETHNIC SWEDISH INSTRUMENT
>>74012430
looked like some scifi elk with those things on her head
>>74012451
so bad that it turns funny , right , right?
we fucking musical now
>>74012432
Nice proxy Ahmed.
Third for glorious lusitanian music
>tfw Måns didn't go topless to attract faggots and snap their necks when they approach, something like a human flytrap
>>74012401
South Afrika is whiter than Sweden.
VOTE AUSTRIA AND RUSSIA
why am i even watching this bullshit
>love peace love
THE BRAINWASHING IS STARTING
This is a pretty good jam actually
1 being nothing at all and 10 being maximum cringe, how painful is this to you?
I'm seeing lots of white people.
>>74012207
what was the meme instrument again ??
so ironic XD
>>74012488
l-lewd!
WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
We must be on the 5th plane of irony now
Why the fuck is the joke insert song performed by the hosts better than everything else we've seen so far?
GWAR!
RUSSIA will win
>>74012534
To shitpost here.
>this is actually pretty good
SWEDEN.... YE-S!
Okay, this is actually funny.
>>74012559
I don't trust you
>>74012512
called it senapi
>>74012517
It's supposed to be satire. I think?
>>74012440
> somali-swedish friendship
>somali
>sweden
its same man
>>74012549
that's the joke
LEWD!
>>74012207
That thing looks like an alien frog.
>>74012563
Not even on the scale
>>74012534
b/c you don't have a gf you could be fucking instead?
>>74012430
I think so too. I'd gently caress the birthday cake out from her head.
"jew will be the best"
WTF.
>Swedish """"""""humour""""""""
JEW WILL BE THE BEEEEEEEST
>>74012534
cause you have a weeb candidate
would be kinda funny if they'd done this bit, but sang "cultural marxism" instead of "love,peace"
fucking lordi! yes, why doesnt anyone do this shit anymore? guaranteed win
SYDNEY 2017
>>74012563
5.5 tbqh
>>74012505
me too
fuck this. all shops are closed. the fuck im gonna do?
>>74012516
Still cute senpai
wtf love peace love peace didnt know they showd thier agenda so clearly
If duberinos ISIS bombs the venue
Haha, the host goes full sweden
luv luv peace peace
THIS IS THE HYMN OF THE LIBERALS
Make Eurovision Great Again!
Ofcourse, a fucking festival of degeneracy.
Bomb. Now.
This is literally the same joke that a Dutch TV show did last year.
the polish guy is by far the best
This song is literally a collection of Eurovision memes
butter churning
>>74012605
Based Lordi
HOREY SHET IT'S LORDI
SWEDEN YES
I want some bread now
Cute Babushkas.
Please tell me someone instantly made a webm of the guy running in the hamster wheel.
anus song contest
I invoke Kek to grant me double digits thus meaning ISIS will strike.
>>74012659
GOOK'D
>>74012480
Fuck off all you have is steklovata
>>74012505
Got 20 bottles of craft IPA delivered yesterday. Feels pretty good famalam.
SWEDS JUST PANDERED TO STRAIGHT MEN HOLY FUCK
>>74012207
austrias is my favorite so far, netherlands is pretty good too
i dont have time to watch all of these which are the best ones?
The Spanish Channel has been putting ads until now lol
>>74012486
I think a wise Austrian former painter said it better when he said "Just because a cat has her kittens in the oven don't make them biscuits".
THIS LOOKS PROBLEMATIC
>Big tits Polish butter churner and GWAR
it just works lads
>>74012663
Raid the drug pantry.
I only have acid and mixing it with Eurovision and intoxication is a recipe for disaster
SWEDISH LOOOOVE LOOVE LOVE
fuck allah
>>74012207
>france
>amir
fuck's sake
>>74012658
Based Lordi should have used his orc voice and drowned out the rest.
WE HAVE A FEMINIST ON STAGE
>lordi
the hamster wheel was pretty funny to be honest
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
>Lordi's victory was 10 years ago
this contest is so bad
>>74012728
Kek will not will it today, I am sorry lads.
AMERICANS BTFO WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>74012727
how is this little bridge thing called?
wtf, when is voting
who is this cockney bitch?
>this cringe bitch
NO HOWWWWW
The presenters stole the show.
>>74012207
>No Aloha snackbar yet
0/10
OH MY FUCKING GOD
SWEDEN
WHAT
What
NO HOW
and america
>>74012704
Did they have a saxophone though
yo
YO 'MURICA LOL
> yo
>yo
>SIR GAY LAZER
Is this woman supposed to be a comedian?
is she supposed to be funny?
>JEW WILL BE THE BEST
what the fuck europ
>big boss
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHH
Daily reminder that Norway will always be the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3k7SlHEieg
Holy shit. Was it you romania who didnt broadcast
Here we go
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
YO
>YO
>>74012659
Australia isn't european though.
WHO IS THIS MOCKNEY CUNT
>>74012763
her licking the stick was my highlight
>>74012801
09015 22 52 21
>>74012793
It's made by Swedes, what did you expect
id giv er a shag
Holy fucking shit, just get on with results for fuck's sake I have to take a nap
>>74012802
She is a minor celeb in Sweden.
>EBU
what
>female comedy
>that welsh flag
wtf is this bs stand up
is this a swedish comedian or what?
>why are we in sweden
>that is the question every swede asks themself
i didn't ask for feel
>>74012750
>cucknadian
>liking a French song
>liking an autistic faggot with a necktattoo and boring song
the fuck am i watching
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
'MURRICA YO & VIAGRA EDITION
>>74012814
There's still time
NOOOO HOOOO
Top notch humor
>thats a question swedes ask themselves everytime they get bumfucked by a refugee
>>74012842
I fucking hope not
>>74012774
Free 12 points from Israel, I don't see the problem.
Fucking hell lay of the coke love
TOP SLAG LADS
nuke europe desu
Oh I see.
It was a skit.
>>74012913
please remove this woman from the stage.
>>74012877
Yes we are. See how we're in Eurovision and ur not?
>>74012792
I remember running UBRS while watching Lordi win that night ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkfQP2KeMPo
>>74012799
british channel tunnel
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>>74012763
BRRRUUUUuuuub
why are swedes in sweden?
nuclear holocaust for entire europe when?
Im voting sooner than later.
>>74012735
steklovata>yung lean
sorry
>Yo
Murica nigger culture confirmed
Fuck off to /int/ you cuck lords.
>>74012893
She is? Never heard of her.
t-this is l-lewd
WHAT WAS THAT
not funny
>>74012895
European Broadcasting Union
Fucking bantz
>>74012908
kek
>>74012802
Female Fred Scuttle
>>74012207
Jesus Christ the kikery in the Western world is too much to bear.
>>74012905
She's not... thank fuck
10/10 in the UK tbqhwyf
i have a question: why the FUCK do you want to force this tolerance, multiculturalism bullshit on us?
>woodruff
I bet it wasn't her real name
BARBER, I WANT LOOK LIKE I’M OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING
SAY NO MORE
I hoped that fat fuck plunged right on the floor because no one was ready to catch that fucking whale.
>it was a spam email
COMEDY FUCKING GOLD
>>74012969
Back to desert sandnigger!!!
>Swedish """"""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""
Id give her a noggin
>>74012959
MORE
O
R
E
>even our outcasts make it in other countries
Sad!
>>74012975
Graham Norton lied to me
AYYY SWEDEN WERE THE BEST
Well this isn't funny
Could Sweden just never try comedy ever again?
>>74013009
Amir from France and Jamal from Ukraine disagree.
>CONCHITA WURST'S BRATWURST
HOLY SHIT SWEDEN
CONCHITA WURST MENTIONED
SWEDES ARE OBSESSED WITH CONCHITA WURST
>>74012976
hot af
The fuck just happened?
sweden's most famous invention is cuckoldry
Do normies actually consider this shit funny?
>>74012207
goat SONG
HAHA ALL KIDS IN THE CLASS ARE WHITE
What's with all the white people. This is genuinely surprising
>Conchita Wurst's bratwurst
LA SUEDE DOUZE POINTS
>swedish classroom
>white kids
what
WHAT IS THIS ALL WHITE SCHOOLROOM????
>Swedish humor
>>74012766
nah m8 i guess i'll just smoke cigarettes and jerk off. gotta buy more booze next time.
Swedes actually care about ESC?
That's just sad.
Should've gotten Ricky Gervais tbqh
>>74012920
>sweden wtf edition
a church in sweden what
pls stop this
Surprisingly white class room
lol ike there would be so much white kids in a swedish class
Had enough of this Swedish stuff. Get Timberlake back on.
>lol Ikea amirite?
>sweden's move proud achievement
STREETGANGS IN STOCKHOLM
Why is everyone white
>All those white children
problematic as fuck senpai
Ovanligt vitt i år va?
Inte en gnutta mångkultur förfan.
yes exchange a real religion for mainstream shit music
>>74013154
I CANT BELIEVE TOO
>tfw our Tv interviewed our Francesca and didnt translate any of this swede cringe
>all those white kids
Lies
My Western privilege just got me stuck on the loo, I'm missing all the good stuff ain't I
>>74012207
>France
>Amir
Oh, boy.
Fucking heretics
>female priest
DROPPED
Even Swedish children look miserable.
>Literaly blasphemy
>>74013154
Noticed that too. THIS IS SWEDEN MATE. WE ARE FUCKING WHITE OKAY.
>>74013045
SLOW DOWN OKA
Where are all the black people.
DEUS VULT IN THE NAME OF LORDI
>street gangs
>not black or arab
>not raping girls
>>74013122
>Sweden trying to claim the cheese-slicer as their own
Dirty liars, all of them.
MUSLIM GANGS
THEY ARE REDPILLING US!
>sweden
>white class
Nice meme.
All white kids? Is this a dream?
>mfw sweden is going to win so you have to suffer through it next year too
>>74013154
>HAHA ALL KIDS IN THE CLASS ARE WHITE
dats racist ... i like it.
maybe there is still some hope left.
>>74013121
Imagine. Swedes have this shit 24/7, their entire lives. Can you now imagine why they're how they are? My brain is melting from a few hours
sweden church ahahahahaha
The references are over my head
THE FUCKING CRINGE.
SNÄLLA, JAG KLARAR INTE MER.
>>74013157
Just thought that. No diversity up until now. Sweden no?
>>74012959
Fuck off polish otaku faggot
The only interesting part of this shit is the points part.
NO FUTURE FOR EURO-DONT-IONAIRIES
>swedes making fun of arab street gangs but they're just white music fans xD
> christian church
> sweden
> not on fire
kekkles
>so many whites
What the fuck Sweden?! needs more diversity
POLISH OR SWEDISH TITS?
So who wants to get it trending that there hasn't been one non-white actor in any of this?
>>74013268
>hes posting the shit that i spammed on /int/
>>74013154
They cant fool anyone
>swedish comedy
are you kidding me?
that EBU woman reading off the clipboard was brutal
female priest
I just can't take protestants seriously
> replace "eurovision" with immigrants and you get the real sweden
>Have the Swedes lost their minds, have they gone too far
Jesus Christ
GONE TOO FAR
O
N
E
T
O
O
F
A
R
Burn the herretics
Sweden please fucking end yourself.
>>74013312
SEMI-RARE
>Have the Swedes lost their minds?
This is so shit just go to the voting results already
OH SHIT ISIS MADE IT THERE
>>74013283
P-p-please no
>blondes
>blue eyes
HAHAHAH NICE TRY SWEDEN
who should I vote for? is there a meme candidate?
6-1
Torilla tavataan
(btw frenchfags 3-1 too.)
>>74013330
I - what
>>74013260
Its funny to make fun of religion. Making fun of fags on the other hand ..
Too many fucking blond/blue eyes for me
what the fuck is this
>the moment you realize it's a blessing to live in Kyrgyzstan rather than in Sweden.
>>74013154
One looked like a Chink. Probably Finnish?
COMING UP
>>74013260
Are you ready for the Rockalypse heathen
>>74013324
BASED ANON
oh desu germany kawaii s-senpai
Clock joke was fun.
>have the swedes lost their minds
>have they gone too far
>have the swedes lost their minds
>have they gone too far
>>74013280
where is the SJW future?
what happened?
This "comedy skit" is inadvertent fucking satire. Cultural marxist indoctrination in school, female clergy promoting heresy and deliquency idolization = modern life in Sweden.
>>74013283
YES
>MFW it actually happens
>>74013268
FUCKING SAUCE NOW PLEASE GOD
VOTE FINISHED
>>74012207
>tfw the Austrian song was in French
Feels good man
>>74013237
Where's all the Syrian kids raping the white girls?
>mfw
>No pro refugee message
YOU LIED TO ME /POL/
ISIS WHEN
>Have the Swedes lost their minds
>that voting countdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwd9mNXu3Uc
3...2...1
>isis blows up bomb
>>74013378
Ukraine obviously.
Beat this
>>74013347
jesus fucking christ i hate sweden so much, this is all too true
>EU FUTURE HUMOR
>PEACE PEACE LUV LUV HYMN
>NO FUTURE FOR EURO-DONTs
.... pls kill me already , am i in hell ??
>>74013337
It was actually kinda funny
>>74013435
Vart är ansiktet?
This sbs commentator is so shit. She keeps drooling out some shifty french
>>74013322
This will fuel the leftists for months in sweden. A massive shitstorm will follow
>>74013428
>>74013427
>>74013357
>>74013351
WHAT EXACTLY WAS YOUR COMMENTATOR TRIGGERED BY?
Okay, that ticking clock joke was great.
this is very gay
>>74013357
>No somali in sight
The absolute madmen
EUROPE STOP VOTING NOW
>>74013402
like their performer for this year. Looked mongol raider as fuck.
>>74013493
we summoned through doubles, but to no avail
Who's this now?
>FEMALE PRIEST!!!
BURN DOWN THIS PLACE OF SATAN AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!
>tfw this show is just increasing the amount of /out/ voters for the June referendum
>>74013483
There was a pro-refugee dance number in the semi-finals.
what the fuck
>normie humor
sweden NO, ive just tryed to watch this pile of shite with my grandmother and seen true disgust in her eyes.... ive lost all respect for you as a nation
SLOW DOWN NIGGER
this is unfunny
>>74013427
>>74013428
n-n-n-not a-a-a-
THAT IS AN ARGUMENT
UKRAINE
UKRAINE
UKRAINE
!
!
!
>>74013550
DEMOCRACY ENDS NOW
If there's no brexit after this.......
>>74012207
>Conchita Wursts Bratwursts
sweden stop scaring me by being so problematic
>>74013517
is this what went out on TV?
it's like their OBS messed up.
Ate too much pizza and drank too much rum lads
feel pretty sick send help
>>74013577
>>74013431
Where in the bible does it say that women can't be priests?
>>74013463
They have already been sent to Syria to appease muslims
>>74013622
no such thing
>>74013525
>mitt ansikte när jag inte har något ansikte
>those fucking israel flags everywhere
>>74013154
my class be all white ten years ago
>>74013550
HOLY KEK SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE FROM THE EU TO TRY TO SUPPRESS DEMOCRACY
>hoverboards
what the fuck are they doing now
So much racism in this thread ... can we take a break from the typical /pol/ satire for some time and just enjoy the fun people?
key that little swede has cuck written all over him
Where is this guy from?
>>74013627
hopefully we get 0 points
100% brexit confirmed.
>>74013627
Please start the fire.
>>74013676
Page 666
>>74013585
Well I was told there was going to be one in the grand finals.
So who are we voting for?
reminder that voting for germany is voting for anime
>>74013699
no fun allowed
>>74013676
>sweden
>bible
Hahaheheh
>>74013326
willingly visiting /int/ are you a cuck anon?
>>74013606
fill me in mate ive just joined this pile of heresy
>>74013701
Swede
>>74013698
Stalling to count votes
>>74013699
this is pretty tame actually
>>74013699
Racism is the fun
REEEEE, HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO WAIT?
One of the reasons why I love eurovision is because it's pretty gay
>>74013530
eurovision
>>74013699
y-you call this... fun?
RGGED RIGGED RIGGED!
>>74013733
Russia
>>74013699
>satire
top kek
>>74013676
Read it and you'll get your answer
>>74013733
Reminder that vote for Latvia is vote for Memes
>>74013676
IN THE NT YOU PAGAN HEATHEN DUMMY
YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WEREN'T A BRAINWASHED MARXIST KEK AND YOU WOULD GO WITH YOUR BROTHERS AND BURN THAT BLASPHEMOUS WITH AT YOUR TOWN CENTRE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
>>74013701
this is the guy that made us win Eurovision last year
>>74013669
contacted the mi6, help will be there soon, stay strong anon.
>>74013733
Voting for Germany is voting for RAPE.
>>74013699
Of course. The only good part about Eurovision is the political banter when the votes are tallied.
>>74013714
What if we win an the normies watching are won over
>>74013683
But Ukrainian girls are hot as fuck. And they nice fuck in bed!
the host is actually pretty redpilled, he hates fags but wthe SJW force him to like them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A5ns_Zelmerl%C3%B6w#Controversies
>>74013700
He actually was involved in a homophobia scandal at one stage.
So as Swedes go, he's pretty redpilled.
>>74013783
RARE
A
R
E
omg this kills me inside
>>74013838
thank you anon
>>74013733
Australia is the only logical alternative
So are Burgers not allowed to vote? I want to vote for a high test bitch.
NEXT STOP - LIBERAL&GLOBALISTIC HELL
(you) me when it's over
>>74013859
no such girls
UK to win with full points from all countries.
Vote REMAIN.
>>74013876
Armenia isnt rare
>singing fags
>heros
>>74013699
you must be new on /pol...
>>74013828
I nearly voted for Latvia but I had serious misgivings as to whether you lot could afford to host it.
>>74013846
I miss Wogan's politibants in the voting phase.
Press F to pay respects.
>>74013669
That was silly mate
>>74013676
Well, actually in 1 Timothy 2:12
> Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
In th context of women being clergy
>>74013908
fuck no
>>74013783
Cool song Armenia
>>74013897
GET OUT BURGER!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74013783
Based Hayastan bro gets it right
>>74012959
>>74013268
YEAH IM GONNA NEED SOME SAUCE FROM YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>>74013699
>satire
You guys makes this fun.
Thanks
Isis dont fail us please attack
I have never listened to so many retarded songs at once.
>>74013953
kek . . .you bastard
>>74013733
check http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
top 3
Russia
Austria
Straya
>>74013926
Not a lot of them post. It's pretty rare African flag.
>>74013908
NIL POINTS => BREXIT
I wish, jew win!
>>74013955
He was one of your best. Truly a top tier Brit.
NEW BREAD WHEN?
>>74013908
>Vote REMAIN.
NO
VOTE REMAN
POINTS YAY
Did he just say "votes from the jew.. you..."
>>74013768
SAUCE ON THESE PLS
>>74012959
>>74013268
>>74013822
>>74013831
Fuck you, give me the pages where it says.
>>74013965
That doesn't sound like they can't be priests.
Here we go
>>74013862
>After his Melodifestivalen win a year later, the incident came under international media scrutiny, prompting members of gay, Swedish and Eurovision media to come to Zelmerlöw's defence.[55][56][57] He later said that "if I got that feeling" he would date a man
>He later said that "if I got that feeling" he would date a man
>he would date a man
KEK HE WAS LITERALLY SHAMED INTO TURNING GAY
THEY GOT THE ONLY NIGGER IN ICELAND TO ANNOUNCE THE POINTS WHAT THE FUCK
MULATTO FAGGOT W/ dog
>Iceland
>white
>>74013301
WTF ICELAND
Australia will win, screencap this shit.
omg azerbaijan
>iCELAND
>NIGGER
Look at that Pajeet from Azerbaijan
>>74014207
read the apostle letters you pagan heathen, you should had done this years ago to save your soul. women are to sit down and listen they CANNOT be priests. absolute heresy
POO
please please please nil pwa to the uk, fuck off europe you make me sick
Germany btfo already
Woooooooooooooooooo
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I am haunting this thread
Woooooooooooooooo
UKRAINE YES
LETS MEME IT
How the fuck the vote system works this year?
Whore we voting for?
go russia
>>74014467
Yeah well I think that God the son is lesser the god the father. What are you going to do about it?
GERMANY FIRST POINT AYELMAO
>>74014634
50/50 countries/televoting
none of which can vote for themselves ofc
UKRAINE
MEME IT
GERMANY AND SPAIN BTFO
>>74014816
They are doing this for the keks
MEME IT!!!!
UKRAINE
£900 FOR ME
MEM IT
>>74013926
Armenias pretty rare
COLONY
>>74014884
bout to make £900 on a £10 bet
Malta get billions in gambling from us every year.
All the online casinos are there (and gibraltar)
We bought those 12 points.
UK WTF why are they getting points?
oh no dont leave eu pls here's some points for you one direction bullshit
Ukraine actually doing ok , they maight actually have something positive happen in the past 3 years
>UK getting points
VOTING.EXE HAVE CLOSED TO DUE TO AN UNEXPECTED ERROR
How the fuck do i vote, niggers?
Man I wish there was a video for pic related
This shit is cringe worthy
>>74014957
Don't be silly, people don't vote on the the Eurovision based on political things.
DIGGER
>>74015041
Americans are not allowed to vote.
First Iceland now Denmark too, how tolerant
>>74015041
Typical US, coming in right at the last minute just as things are getting sorted. Classic.
>>74014936
I hope Putin will bomb the tourists from Europe if they win.
In before straya wins and we will have unprecidented shitposting for a years time.
>Ukraine
>Plainy political song
>shitloads of points from all the juryes
Business as usual I see.
>>74015175
Cant even with a vpn?
Trust the French to speak French.
Dirty French.
new thread?
>>74015253
It's also too late
It's so obvious that they're trying to push this multiculturalism meme.
>>74015214
Kek
We'll win this too
WHY ARE NO FRENCH PEOPLE HERE ON POL. AND WHY IS FINLAND GIVING SWEDEN FREE SHIT AGAIN???
Why dont you vote for azerbaijan armenia?
hahahaha
>>74015214
>>74015360
I'm here, and kinda suprised to see us get points for the first time in almost 7 years
KOREA YES
>>74015508
nobody has ever cared what you think france
>>74015554
I care.
>germany last
Why?
>Cyprus gives 12 points to Russia
>Eurovision not rigged
>>74015441
Dont know man. It's really weird. They are our lovely neighbours after all. Thanks for 12, btw.
>>74015554
Sorry can't hear you from the front of the list
Australia can't win this.
Imagine the shit posting.
AUSTRALIA master of shitposting confirmed
>>74015602
Uuuummm...
>Merkel
>Refugees
COME ON UKRAINE
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
>israel
Gonna be 12 for Amir
>>74015595
>>74015640
eternal losers
OY VEY
Y
V
E
Y
/po/ is for Ukraine. Make the meme come true.
Fucking Aussies are winning this shit
The bantering power is fucking real.
>>74015743
I thought the plebs ate that shit up?
>>74015886
kek. 1st and 2nd places are massive memes.
>>74015905
Nobody with a brian left is trusting the media.
strayans with that beginners luck, it better run out fast
Israel
> 12 points?
> I thought you said 6
> Our 3 points go to Russia
>>74015781
>says the country at the very bottom of the list
Kek, you guys don't even hold the record for most 0 points AND coming last the most times.
We're the BEST at not winning the Eurovision, suck it anglo!
>>74016099
lellers
>>74016055
Indeed. Next time let's just call it worldvision world citizen song contest.
KEK GERMANY
>Germany to Israel
kek. Good job roaches
We just gave 12 points to Israel. How low can we go, /pol/?
Did kurwa bro die or something?
GOTTA PAY FOR EM JEWS
Germans voting for israel out of guilt
12 points from germany to israel
They dont even hide it
>>74016345
Merkel is behind this.
Damn australia may actually win this...
Is that ET when he is in drag Australia?
Anorexic chink granny
THE FUCK AUSTRALIA!?
WHAT THE FUCK NORWAY
>EUROvision
how can anyone compete against this level of IRL shitposting
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT AUSTRALIAN CREATURE!?
Australia is memeing hard
HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH PERFECT
Welp, australia won an european contest...
We are fucking geniuses...
>>74016829
That's an australian scarecrow
>britain represented by eternal anglo
>>74016829
Obligatory this is considered a 10/10 in country related post
Greece no voting Germoney. They pay double debts now
Ok so if Australia wins, it's great meme. If Ukraine wins, it's even more meme. Amazing show. Love it
Australia chose Germany to host the next Eurovision if they win.
Be ready Germanfags
>>74017054
damn true
Australia have won it but there song was pretty shit.
Is it just an easy out for people to vote for them to minimize the politics?
wtf Ukraine
CYka blyad
Ukraine needs more Russia
gook wins eurovision songcontest
top kek
So that's what Ukraine fought for? REALLY?
>>74017331
they have given up on winning even eurovision
european self-hatred has reached a new low
>Ukraine presenter
AXAXAAXAXAXAA
>>74017219
MEME MAGIC CONFIRMED FOR REAL
TRUMP PRESIDENT
>>74017460
Gook representing Australia
Based Italy
We need to have a word with poland.
UKRAINE
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
MEME IT
>MEME IT HARDER
>>74017555
trips of truth
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