ITT: We post on /pol/ during the Classical Antiquity era.
>>74010274
Byzantium was an expansion of the Roman Empire you stupid fuck
Sage
Romans leave nothing but a wasteland and call it civilisation. Romans are a bunch of child rapers and killers with literally zero honour. Regards, Tacitus.
>people will support this disgusting race traitor
Have you honored the glorious father of our empire today, pol?
Greece's greatest cultural achievement was the souvlaki.
Their greatest shame? Inventing homosexual sex.
>>74010811
Cleopatra was a descendant of of Ptolemy (one of Alexander the great's generals)
>>74010662
Tacitus was moved to say that precisely because of Roman civilization, just like the European Empires fretting over the atrocities in the Belgian Congo. The non-Roman idea is "woe to the conquered."
>>74011411
Ptolemy married to the Egyptian Royals at the time though.
Ayyyyyy lmao niggers.
>Be me
>Proud Legionary vet
>At the Agricola looking for some grapes
>See some slimy liberals come out stinking up the place
>They're talking to eachother obnoxiously loud
>"Oh My Jupiter, Adicus, it's CLXXVIII, why are we not letting women serve in the Legion?"
>"We should let gauls and germanic join the legion. We need to let them intergrate to be better people."
>"Also why do we still have a Caesar? I hope someone kills him too haha"
>Run back here to the closest forum to tell everyone
When will the pain end?
>>74010274
Fucking snowniggers. Why can't they just integrate or adjust? They try to ruin everything!
Ooga booga White chief! Black skinned kings have come from the sky in great flying ships! They say they want to bring us civilisation and philosophy, should we listen? I don't want to live in a cave all my life!
Indus valley people
>defecate in latrinae
>>74010646
>Greek speaking
>Orthodox
>Monarchy
>Was Roman
>>>/his/
Bye, revisionist.
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Selucidian Master Race reporting in...
>DOCTOR PAVLUS, I'M COHORTES URBANAE
>SINKING THIS TRIREME!
>YOU'RE A HOMINUS MAGNUM
>TIBI
Kek. Seriously, the opening scene in the play The Tenebris Legionary Rises is meme magic.
BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI
Cohors I Flavia Numidarum eq, part of the Auxilia in Moesia Inferior reporting
>>74011312
>falling for the vaginal ivdean
Schnitzel Wurst Schmetterling.
Where are the roman Women at?
SHAT HERE AND DID IT WELL. FLAVIUS NECO SUCKS SLAVE BALLS. IOSHUA WROTE THIS.
>>74010505
GREECE YES
>>74013062
>>74010699
What is wrong with their faces?
>>74010699
looks alot like my dad lol
Sparticus did nothing wrong
>be a slave gladiator
>get tired of this shit
>revolt and kick Roman ass for few years and cucking them
>fight in a large battle
>the Romans can't even find your body to humiliate
>>74011411
>race-mixing Roman and Greek blood
fucking degenerate, may as well mix with an Iberian or Carthaginian
Some of you plebs are alright, dont come to the Ara Pacis 130ac
Looks like the time machine worked.
>>74012037
>britain
>roman
choose one, facepaint-wearing wood barbarian.
India will be a superpower by 6th century BC, you just wait.
>>74012308
Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
>>74015710
I am a pure Italian Roman who fought for the empire, and Emperor Hadrian gave me an overwhelimg amount of land to me for my service.
>Austria
That's pretty much Germany, Barbarian. Fuck off to the forest whence you came.
>>74013370
>>74014851
Oh Norsk
(unintelligible Native American gobbledygook)
>>74015164
Probably a christian shill. Another proof that we have get rid of them before it is too late.
>>74015164
> Sparticus
>>74012037
BAN ASSAULT ATLATLS
>"Make Athens Great Again!"
>"Nicias, you low energy cuck, attack Syracuse immediately and fuck them until the stoneage."
>"Fucking allied Italian tribes and islanders are a bunch of free-loading scum."
>"Trust me, I've done business before with the Persians, and I know that they're fucking us over."
>"I will conquer Sicily and make them pay for all the lube that we're going to need once we strap down Sparta and fuck their assholes raw."
>the hoi polloi are willing to throw down the Constitution so you can come back from exile and rule.
>>74012037
I can't stand that shit.
Crucify the degenerates, class war now!
>>74017716
>it's a Nicias-tries-to-dissuade-the-Assembly-from-voting-for-the-expedition-by-giving-them-an-overly-conservative-expedition-force-number-needed-but-the-Assembly-still votes-for-it-anyway-and-uses-the-number-he-recommended oration.
SQUAAUK!
Hey, Romans, how does it feel knowing you will never stop the Pictish master race?
>>74010646
A FUCKING LEAF
>>74010274
Judea is causing trouble again
Surely, the influx of Germanic tribes into the Roman Empire will bolster our treasury and add much needed manpower to our legions.
>Ad Kalendas Graecas
>>74010274
Carthage is WHITE
We may be located in Africa
But the population here is Phoenician descent
Stop confusing us with those Aksum niggers
100% proud Phoenician-Carthaginian
>>74012037
Wasn't the senate against the introduction to gauls, celts and goths to the tribuns and senators?
IIRC Caesar was the one who wanted to integrate them into roman politics.
>>74019575
Fucking Canaanites. Those damn Jews should have finished you off.
CETERUM CENSEO CARTHAGINEM ESSE DELENDAM
Lol gaulish-surrender
>>74016870
Another converted cuck who take a sandnigger religion, we need to get rid of them before being outnumbered
Ogga bogga Hvar eru Rómverskir konur á ?
>>74010274
The moderators need to do something about all this "carthago delenda est" spam.
>Hide Cato threads
>Ignore Cato posts
>Do not reply to Cato posters
>>74017716
Alcibiades was most definitely the Donald Trump of his time.
MAMMALS ARE GHEY
DON'T COME HERE
WERE DA ROMAN WIMMINS AT????
Did you hear they just landed on brittania? This is now a happening thread
>>74021128
They won't conquer it, mark my words as they are now for future viewing.
Romans go home!
Free Dacia 50ac!
>>74020939
Underrated
>>74011948
>implying Egyptians are not white
>>74012360
>double possessive conjugation
>>74015878
Fucking underated.
Story tiem, /pol/.
>be me
>be at Flavian Amphitheatre
>jump marble wall and run to center
>show Spartacus my boi pucci
>crowd loves me
>I yell "Niggers are stupid!"
>mfw no reaction
>mfw no one knows what niggers are
>mfw niggers were literally considered apes so of course they were stupid
Of course.
>>74019632
I don't remember, all I know is that they're filthy republicans who should be fed to the wolves. Preferably at my local Colosseum
WE
>>74023215
WAZ
>>74012360
The second weakest Successor Kingdom after Lysimachus. It was a paper tiger ripe with corruption and emperors being unable to keep their satraps into the rank.
Gas the Sassanids!
Spice War now!
>>74016184
S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S
Praise Jesza desu
>>74010274
tick tock click click brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(Translation: We wuz Carthaginians an shit)
>celtic Ireland
>have colonies in Wales
>enslave thousands of Roman Britons as revenge for Bouddica
>cool as fuck festivals where we burn shit for the gods
>druids keep us safe from evil woo demons
>run into battles naked with bodypaint and an erection
Tell me /antinq/, why aren't you a Celt?
What a lovely day in White Hispania. Praise Ivpiter!
>>74010274
Stronnius Stronius knows nothing!
>>74010274
>CHEVTUS defecated here
>gaivs jvlivs caesar fvcked yovr wife
FUCKING CHINKS GIVE ME MONEY AND WOMEN
*performs hyperborean sex magick to levitate my 10 foot thulean astral body to next plane of aryan existence*
>>74010274
[ I came from the future - 'straya is chong-abbo protoss now ]
CAN'T CAGE IN THE TRAJAN
>>74010274
Iberia was never conquered by romans. We hate romans here, the other day I took a legionnaire arm with my falcata. We are Celtic, my friend, and there is a guy who is going to lead us in a rebellion.
Rome is shit anyways. They are pretty much the cause of all the degeneration we have here.
>>74018390
not once but twice
