Just a reminder that Australians are literally the worst fucking people even in real life.
>American studying at University of Sydney doing masters degree
>I ask someone where the bathroom is in my class
>He says "Don't you mean dunny can?"
>I question what that is
>He starts telling everyone around me that I don't know what dunny can is
>Literally half the class is now pointing and laughing at me
>Other students proceed to say other bullshit words asking if I know when I clearly don't know the inbred speech
Do not ever come to this shithole. I made a big mistake picking this place to study.
>>73978162
>he doesn't know what a dunny can is
>>73978162
kek
>>73978162
what are those dangly bits on the hat for?
>>73978349
To keep inspects away from their face
>>73978162
thanks OP this is hilarious
obviously youre some daft brown cunt that makes a fuss over everything so they are making a point of fucking with you
doesnt even know what a dunny can is
soft cock
To act as little weights and keep the hat on your head if you need to run away from any of Australia's lovable fauna.
>>73978162
Typical American, go to a country and make no effort to learn anything about it. Get upset when locals laugh at you. FFS it's even mentioned in Crocodile Dundee. No wonder nobody likes you. ( I don't mean all Yanks, just you)
>>73978269
>>73978444
Case and point. Not only assholes in real life but also assholes on here.
The only exceptions are Asians here but they are also bullied by Australians.
>>73978162
>you mean dunny can
Honestly I would have just said "yea that" and he probably would have shown you
>>73978162
A friendly tip to a Burger; ask for the toilet not a bathroom.
>>73978162
Nice meme
Seriously though I have been to truck stops where the men and woman's toilets are so obscurely named that any non regular almost always walks into the wrong one.
>>73978600
>asking for toilet not a bathroom
This is impolite and a sign that the person is uneducated.
>>73978677
Designated Dunny Street is the preferred nomenclature
>>73978677
>Implying most of us aussies are educated.
C'mon mate, he's at a university surrounded by fucking morons.
>>73978162
You fool, you should have asked where the Indian ghetto was.
>>73978638
>get to back of truck stop to use restroom in Scotland
>two doors
>both have a stick figure wearing a skirt
The proper response is "Ya wanna go cunt? Outside now!".
DESIGNATED
>>73978793
You mean Native American right?
>>73978834
is this a sexual thing?
>>73978162
HAHAHAH LOOK NAT THIS FUKKEN DRONGO CUNTS, HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUKKEN DUNNY CAN IS
TYPICAL YANK SHIRTLIFTER
>>73978677
bathroom
bath room
bath
room
a place you go to bath
hows it going mate i want to have a bath
direct me to the nears room that has a bath please
>dunny can
it's just dunny, if you're going to shitpost at least do it right you fucking burger
>>73978162
>white person
>Sydney
0/10
>>73978162
I bet you don't even know how to use the three seashells.
lmao
>>73978162
Underage and B&
You should have asked where you cold drop off your steaming abbo
>>73978947
I bet the immigrants have eaten all of yours
>>73978162
POO
>>73978861
Native Americans in Australia? I suppose they must have escaped from the zoo
>>73978998
Great, the Isle of Pakistan is chiming in.
>>73978541
The self-respecting ones aren't
>>73979035
الله أكبر
>>73979108
Yeah, keep brushing that tooth, Britbong.
>>73979108
Die
>>73978162
>USyd
>people not desperately trying to be and act british
your story is full of more bullshit than your throat
>>73979189
Sorry Tyrone
>>73979175
الموت لل كفار
>>73979035
Coming from someone who's lost two wars and is being invaded by goat herders.
Australians are just SLAVES DOWN UNDER
>>73978162
>bathroom
You see any baths in the dunny? no there is just a dunny. So why call it a twice removed inaccurate sissy name like washroom? You were lucky we didn't deck ya.
>>73979294
Sorry pal, but you're the waiters to the world. Come back when you can defecate in a manner fitting humanity.
>>73978162
If you can't figure it out by the context you're an idiot and deserve to be laughed at.
Still aussies and their made up words.
>be me in America
>need to poo in loo
>remember though! Americans poo in baths
>"excuse me, where is the...bath...room?"
>"right this way sir"
>go to the bath room
>every stall has a bath
Americans take their shit seriously
>>73979294
>You will be a Superpower™ by 2020
>>73978162
oh wow, straya is way to hardcore...
ask them why they are letting their little barrier reef die? that should shut them up.
>>73978162
This is you.
>>73978963
He doesn't want directions to Centrelink
>>73979460
If Musk comes through on the shit powered car then TATA buys the design it might happen
>>73978162
> mfw English is not even my first language
> mfw I learned what a dunny can is in elementary school
>>73979448
I would love to have a midwife take care of my poo as I give birth to it in the bath.
>>73979294
>so many white servants
>>73979551
>Centrelink
lel
what a drongo, amirite lads? haha nah you're alright cobba
>>73979499
Honestly, 90% of the Australians at my university are literally pussies. They would not stand a chance in America. They would be considered betas.
But the tradesman in Australia are another matter. They are "hardcore" as you put it. I would not fuck with them.
>>73979499
White Australia policy is in effect and applies retrospectively, everyone else is going to need to drink bleach just like the coloured coral cunts.
>>73979448
Amerilards are probably too big for loos, had to upgrade to baths
>>73979289
coming from someone who had to be saved by america.... TWO TIMES!
>>73979634
It's fucking alf ramsey,ya flaming galare.
>>73979662
>They would not stand a chance in America.
t. American complaining how hard Aus lyfe Is
>>73978162
>inbred speech
It's called slang, you cunt.
>>73978162
you literally cannot handle the banter
>>73978677
It's called "the restroom" in polite society you filthy animals.
>>73978162
M8 we have a highly developed culture. If u wanna come here u better learn to do things our way.
Anyone taken a look at beth on babestation?
>>73978162
I used to live by an Aussie here and would see him at the bar once in a while. He was the biggest dickhead I have ever met in my life.
I once asked him what he did for work and he stood up and started yelling and saying "Don't you EVER ask me what I do for a living again!!" over and over.
It was very strange.
>>73979551
kek
>>73978162
HAHAHAHAHA, this guy does not know what a dunny can is!
>>73979708
>Australian policy
oh so doing things as uneducated as possible?
>University of Sydney
You went a done gone fucked up son
>>73978162
I'll dunny in yer can, m8.
Seriously though, lighten the fuck up and adapt.
>>73978349
Croc bait
>go to Australia for your masters degree in shitposting
>can't handle the banter of the most prestigious shitposting school
>>73978162
> Where is the toilet?
> The bogs just up the corridor.
> Wut iz thiz bOg?
...the thing you just asked about.
People like you are deleterious.
And tell your Jamaican neighbors if they talk in a thick Jamaican accent not to get pissy with me because they can't take a cue from those around them.
>>73980085
>Don't you EVER ask me what I do for a living again!!
Chances are, he was a professional shitposter.
I'm surprised there wasn't "cunt" thrown in there though.
>Free pepe just 4 u
Were your feelings hurt?
>>73978162
I did this in Norway a while ago OP. Don't worry, they're harmless and you'll get over the culture shock eventually. Just be ready to be a broken socially anxious mess when you move back to the US.
>>73978444
>soft cock
>>73979551
hahahahaha
>>73979662
>Honestly, 90% of the Australians at my university are literally pussies
you're not wrong
i was visiting a mate at his uni for his presentation because his sheila didnt turn up and not 15 minutes into being there, i had to argue with a couple of limp wristed faggots about how we have no Castle Doctrine laws and how druggie dole bludgers are ruining the country
>not joking along with him
This is why you get bullied
You could have just said in your best Australian accent
>naw cunt i mean the musty danga flusha
Then laughed
Probably would have made a friend
>>73978162
That's how you preserve your language.
By pointing fingers at those who come from foreign countries refuse to use it.
>>73978838
DUNNY CANS
>>73980375
>UNSW
>Prestigous.
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
only if you want to shoot durkies in Afghanistan mate
They have to make up words that Abo can understand, it's only natural.
>>73980943
USYD not UNSW
>>73978480
Typical self righteous English fuckhead making a scathing comment assuming that the UK and it's garbage dump relatives (aussie folk) are the center of all civilized life on planet earth and just because you pretentious faggots have been fucking each other's cousins for centuries and that demands anyone and everyone should kiss your asses. You fuckers are rude, no-tipping, arrogant shit talking who can never back it up. Im glad we've evolved away from you fucks..
>>73979035
Inshallah, brother, we shall destroy the infidels. Allahu akbar!
>>73979189
Like the white race in your country?
>>73978162
>>I ask someone where the bathroom is in my class
>>He says "Don't you mean dunny can?"
"Yes, that"
That's all you had to say. Instead you had to be a douche about it. Everyone has their own dialect, you learn it and adapt.
>>73978162
typical sensitive american who can't handle some banter
Why didn't you just say "Yeah, sure" when he said "don't you mean a dunny can?"
Why even make a big fuss about it?
>>73979175
And you keep getting spitroasted by Russia and France.
https://youtu.be/VDgUVov1SGI
Learn some aussie slang from this sick cunt that stopped a robbery by stealing the thiefs keys
>Melbourners don't know what "Back o' Bourke" means
>>73979876
Americans are soft.
>>73981230
too rye aye
>>73978677
>bathroom
>not water closet
Pleb.
>>73980856
please explain
>>73979515
i came here to post this
>>73981149
Pay debts.
>>73981320
>water closet
>not the shit shed
>>73978832
10/10 I lol'd
>>73981107
Projecting this hard
>>73978162
WTF Don't you know what a dunny can is? Where the fuck you been shitting all your life, in the streets?
>>73981004
You're getting there famalam, but try using more words to make it feel as if you're talking to an Individual and use some obscure words to bring in the keks.
>>73981295
no better than mudslimes
Top kek what a loser OP is for not knowing what a dunny can is
>>73981502
Yeah we'll have to try harder in the future. His head's still attached
>>73981295
>What Americans do with guns, people in Australia do with their fists
White people do not just walk up and shoot people here. If it happens it makes national news and is discussed for years.
Also
>$80,000 Chrysler
wat
>>73981295
I hate how SJWs and Ausfagians think attacking people on the street is acceptable if you use your fists.
It's straight fucking trash degenerate behavior and everyone should know better. At least in America the decent folk can shoot the degenerates dead and get away with it.
Yet more proofs American superiority is real.
>>73978162
> be shitposter studying in burgerland
> ask where the bathroom is
> burgers tell me
> carefully step into the bath
> release the steaming abo into the bath
Harden the fuck up m8
>>73981583
>>73981295
Fuck Australia
Op is not wrong, get a bunch of aussie males together the place tirns into an idiocracy,
It wasn't always like this, i blame a culture that normalises alcohol abuse
>>73981577
Challenging strangers to fisty cuffs Is good for ones Immune system, lern 2 fyte mush
>>73981750
^ this
>>73981004
>no-tipping
Yeah duuude lets give away an unnecessary amount of money to someone who's incapable of earning a good income to live off of in fear they'll spit in our food next time we come here.
Aaah, freedom!
>>73978832
How does that even work. They would just walk into the same bathroom.
>>73978677
You bath in the toilet?
Tell me. When you're at someones house for dinner
and you say. "Excuse me. Where is your bathroom?"
Do you think your host thinks "Gee. Does Pajeet want to take bath?" Or is he thinking "O great Pajeet wants to take a shit in me toilet. Aw Well at least he isn't pooping out the front like he was the last time he came here"'
>>73981412
This is some shit damage control, mate. Same thing with your border control.
>>73981577
shooting is literally brazil-tier
>>73978677
I agree, but "toilet" originally referred to a towelette (hand-cloth) and was the polite version at one time.
>Americans can't take the Anglo banter
tell us something we didn't know, I know Americans in Uni that even after 3 years still take offence first when we give him shit. It's banter you twat your supposed to riposte
>>73978162
Why type all that? You could have just said "I can't handle the bantz"
>>73981981
sell this artwork, progressives will pay big bucks for It
>>73978677
Go to smelbourne, you'd fit right in
>dunny/can
For when you're out bush
>toilet
Normal people way
>Loo
The proper and polite way
>Bathroom
Only dumbcunts associate this with the loo
>>73978162
Cant handle the bants then fuck off!
>Current holders of the Ashes.
>>73978677
>where can I shit and piss?
Is that better you prissy faggot?
>>73982118
missed one
>Shitter
All of the above
>>73982066
Bring apartheid back you pussy.
>>73982118
>bog
As in, wheres the bog?
>>73978162
Your first mistake was getting an education in Australia
>>73982183
>banter
>not projecting the size of your testicles
if you like to say mean shit to someone under the guise its all a joke then go with option a
if you regularly talk to people that would knock your teeth in on the slightest provocation, option b
>>73978162
>be dumb autistic retarded beta american faggot
>ask where the "bathroom" is
>can't handle the bants
get out of are country
>>73978162
You're in a big city, not to mention Sydney. The natural part of Aus is the best part. The people are noticeably a lot friendlier in smaller cities/towns.
GIVE A MAN A REPUTATION OF AN EARLY RISER AND HE CAN SLEEP TILL NOON.
SAME WITH AUSFALIA
AUSFALIA IS OVERRATED AT BANTS. JAPS ARE LEAGUES AHEAD....AND REMINDER AUSTRALIA'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING COUNTRY. BASICALLY WHITE SLAVES DOWN UNDER...
WHITE FUCKING SLAVES IN THE 21ST CENTURY...FUCKING SLAVES...YAYAYAAAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>73981360
what part mate?
you can actually get arrested if you kill a home intruder here
>>73978162
This is why Australia is my favourite colony. God bless.
Hope this pic makes OP feel better.
>>73982697
DESIGNATED
>>73982697
Give it a rest mate. Even white convicts are better than you in every way.
>>73982832
Near where i live, a man shot an intruder and as far as i can tell, he hasn't been arrested or charged yet.
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/3907499/man-shot-during-break-and-enter/
>>73978444
another special one humorist, to be honest i really dont fancy your humor at all, its vulga annoying and pretentious as pedantic
>>73978162
that uni sounds bogan as fug
>>73978162
Australia shitposts even in real life. Get used to it or gtfo.
>>73983212
>having a gun
>2016
bad goyim, didnt he listen to papa john howard?
guns are ebil
muh assualt rifles
>these are the points made by my neighbor, the fudd
>>73978162
too right ya cunt
if ya cant speak stayan u can fuk right off back to islam ya fucking dog slag cunt
>>73983112
>>73983158
OK I get it. Truth reveals itself in toilets.
>>73978162
I saw a guy get harassed by Aussies when he jokingly said he was going to kick them in the fanny. He was an annoying asshole so he deserved it.
>>73978162
underage b&
>>73983485
pic related fresh OC
>>73978162
>sydney
Its the Hong Kong of this country. It is not part of us.
>>73978162
TFW OP can't associate that a dunny can is a toliet I've never heard that term before but I would be smart enough to associate that a dunny can is a toliet
>>73979765
Hey that's /our/ line!
>>73978162
>OP doesn't even know what a dunny can is
>>73982697
>>73979765
Isn't the swastika illegal in your country
>>73978349
knocking out flys
>>73978349
They collect energy to fuel our shitposts.
As a Pakistan student coming to Sydney Austrlia for bachelors degree. What things should I be aware of?
>>73984759
Everyone to view you as a 3rd class citizen.
>>73984759
That raping children isn't legal in Australia like it is in Pakistan.
>>73978162
>>73979878
>going to the shitter room to take a nap.
>>73984759
That your country is a shit hole
>>73984759
>What things should I be aware of?
Strayans m8, and Asian Drivers.
Oh and don't give any ciggies to the abbos, they'll only want more.
>>73978162
Lol toughen up pussy
>>73984855
>>73984935
Will I get hot Australian women?
Pic related it's me
>>73978907
>shirtlifter
Typical Aussie pants-dropper
>>73985072
no you skinny bug eyed shitskin twat
>>73985072
disgusting fucking paki scum
>>73985096
>pants
I think you mean leg shirt
>>73985072
No. Maybe one of the lonely shy Asians though.
>>73985072
>Will I get hot Australian women?
Like you guys usually do... rape.
>>73984759
>What things should I be aware of?
People will avoid working with you on group assignments
It's not necessarily because you're brown, it's mostly because English isn't your first language. People avoid the European exchange students just as much.
Foreign exchange students just don't seem to have their head screwed on correctly 90% of the time
>>73979515
This would be better if it wasn't fake,
>>73978963
Severely underrated
>>73978677
>not just calling it the shitter or bog
>>73985927
So would your willy but you don't see me complaining.
HOURLY REMINDER: AUSTRALIANS HAVE NO IDENTITY OF THEIR OWN. THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE QUEEN'S PERMISSION TO FART.
THEY ARE A CANCER TO THIS BOARD. THEY NEVER MAKE ANY CONTRIBUTION EXCEPT EMPTY BANTS TO HIJACK THE THREAD.
SLAVES DOWN UNDER....SLAVES
DOWN
....
UNDER.
>In Australia
>"Excuse me, but where can I find the restroom?"
>[Unintelligible mumbling]
>"Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat?"
>[Louder unintelligible mumbling]
>Wander off while this Aussie screams at me in what can't possibly be English.
>Walk up to another person facing away from me and tap his shoulder to ask him.
>He turns around to reveal he's the same guy from earlier.
>[Unintelligible shouting]
>mfw I realize all of Australia is the same guy.
>mfw I realize why they're all so good at shitposting.
>>73988435
designated
I learned what a dunny is from some weird ass tv show that was on fox when I was a kid, called Round the Twist. there's an episode "ghost in the dunny" where some girl tries to take a shit in an outhouse with her brother peeping on her and then a ghost shows up to get a look at her taking a shit.
>australians
>>73984016
Slave food looks like this?
>>73979878
>not calling it the "lavatory"
Barbarian scum.
>>73989725
>not calling it "room in which to discard non-essential bodily products"
You're a special kind of sicko
>>73978162
>leave America
>not expecting to find drooling retards.
This is your own fault.
Australians are retarded scum! Their forefathers never used a toilet, they crapped in the ground and wiped their ass with leaves. The brits had to show them what a toilet was, fucking stinky aussie scum.
>>73981004
>we've evolved
Top kek, amerinigger. Nice power fantasies.
http://fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/
>>73991558
Posting more burger evolution
>the ironic part is that they don't believe in it
>>73991633
you didn't even have to murder 'em like that, you could just post there fatties on walmart wheelchairs
>>73992025
pay debt
>>73981295
Well thats what he gets for driving and $80,000 Chrysler.
>American autist publicly ridiculed by Aussies
>good times had by all (except autist who doesn't have real feelings anyway)
Thanks for the kek, OP.
>>73981295
>$80,000 Chrysler
Nigger what?
>>73978243
I'm pretty sure he means maccas
>>73978349
Those are typical strayan's foukies, namely all STRAYANS shitpost 24/7, when they go out htey can't post it online as their net is shit, so they yell it out and it gets stored in the high-tech item known as foukies for later usage.
