If you could only choose one universal language that everyone on earth would know, what would it be? Here's the catch, it can't be English.
>>73957139
>Posting dubs Bateman
>Not getting dubs
Speak American
Afrikaans. Best for banter.
>impliquant que la langue Française n'est pas déjà universelle
>>73957139
German
Binary
>>73957139
English.
Latin
English
Everyone who doesn't speak english as their first language is just gonna say their first language
>>73957139
American
>>73957139
French
>>73957139
Some aboriginal language
>>73957412
You're such an idiot
>>73957364
This
Spurdo :DDD
>>73957412
chinese
Deustch
ebonics
Not spanish.
Not portogay.
Not chinese.
>>73957139
lojban
>>73957252
>>73957298
>pants on head retarded grammar
Heт cyки. There is only one answer and it is Russian. It's a vulgar language for the plebs and beautiful language for proponents of belles lettres.
>>73957139
If I were a dicktater of global proportions... The horrible clicking African language would be wonderful.
>>73957502
Hey fellow Ameribro
>>73957139
Python
>>73957563
>belles lettres
Et voilà : même quand tu cherches à me contredire, tu confirmes ce que je dis.
>>73957704
I don't speak faggot. Regardless, I'll say it again: Your little pseudo Arabic language has retarded grammar and only sounds nice to people who don't understand what the fuck you're saying. In fact, only your accent saves it because when people hear Quebecois speak French they instantly think of nails in a blender.
>>73957364
Please
>>73957825
>>73957825
>when people hear Quebecois speak French they instantly think of nails in a blender.
Je te rassure on pense pareil en France.
Cela étant dit, la langue française est la plus belle langue a monde et tu devrais faire un effort de l'apprendre un minimum au lieu de nous pousser une langue de slave merdique.
>>73958045
Can someone explain to this frog that I don't speak his language for brown people?
>>73957467
You're just proving his point.
>>73957453
I think that'd be you, actually. Nothing he said was fallacious.
>>73958108
if we can't speak english then im gonna have to go with french too, simply because I also speak that already.
>>73957139
Spanish / Latin or Korean.
Icelandic
Hindi or Spanish
Nobody said Esperanto yet?
Shame on you people. It was created for this purpose.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto
>>73957139
It already is English faggot.
Hello.
>>73958108
>qu'est-ce que google translate ?
Les américains sont vraiment les partisans du moindre effort.
>>73957139
>can't be English
fuck you
>>73957364
this is the objectively correct answer
daily reminder that you will never fully grasp english grammar without studying latin
>>73957252
I wouldn't mind this.
Also Japanese.
Fuck Chinese. Lebanese all day nigger
>>73958396
This
I have learned esperanto and it is far easier than amerikaans.
You're using French words, retard.
>>73958420
google translate est merde, MERDE
>>73958322
Build toilet
>>73958468
OK weaboo faggot
>>73958420
Americans invented Google Translate. How do you respond?
>>73957467
kek, love it
>>73958560
Certes, mais au moins ça permet aux abrutis de comprendre un minimum le sens de la phrase.
Sauf si on utilise des expressions idiomatiques ; alors là les carottes sont cuites.
>>73958604
Je réponds que les Français ont inventé le cinéma mais ça n'empêche pas les américains de l'utiliser.
Et avec un argument de merde comme le tiens, c'est pas surprenant que ton pays ne soit indépendant que depuis 1976.
>>73958455
>>73958401
Op never said you can't keep speaking English, you just have to learn an international language.
Esperanto was created to be extremely easy to understand, and is purposely used international communication.
It is the best answer.
Prove me wrong.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto
Chinese. No stupid bullshit about past/present/future tense, no stupid honoriffics, no formal and informal, simple grammar system
>>73958869
Keep in mind, every dumb shithead on the planet has to learn the language. Do you really want to idiots try to unfuck their way through telling you something important, or do you want a language that is easier to learn than koko the talking gorilla's signs?
French.
It's the most complete, poetic and beautiful language there is.
French is literally the most complete language in the world. German is in second place.
Everybody wants to keep their own languages.
The only way is Esperanto.
>>73958871
That's exactly why their culture and their people are robotic, lifeless and overall disgustingly unemphatic.
Maori, its the obvious choice.
>>73958871
>tonal language
ewww no
French or Italian
>>73957139
Linear B
>>73958045
Ta gueule fils de pute de marde de criss. Enfant de chienne.
>>73959148
>Si tu tues ton ennemi c'est lui qui gagne
Va te coucher gamin !
>>73959148
>>73959207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcyhVHrmlMU
Faggots.
american
>>73959148
>>73959207
aaaaa laaaaa salope, va lavee ton cul malpropre, car il nes pas propre ti re lire car il nest pas propre ti re la
>>73957466
This'd x--DDD
>>73957419
French has too much retarded grammar, conjugation and spelling rules.
I would say the best is 'eperanto'.
>>73957139
Obviously we would go back to Latin.
>>73959131
Frogs or wogs, not really much of a choice.
Know why the gooks hate the dindus so much? So many dindus are tone-deaf, and can't speak tonal languages.
Chinese = dindus stop even pretending to speak and just go back to gutteral snorts and screeches
>>73959313
C'est ça qui passe pour du Français dans ton pays de cul-terreux ?
>>73957139
Latin is the only answer, all other languages are nigger tier.
>>73959442
'rosa rosae rosum...'
No fuck Latin, definitely
>>73957139
not chinese
spanish with watered down verbs.
>>73957139
I choose Scots
>>73959442
>>73959528
Mieux vaut prendre la meilleure évolution du Latin : le Français !
>>73959534
We are going back to Latin.
Esperanto is the best choice.
No retarded grammar rules or anthing, it's very easy.
>>73957139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WO5XabD-s
>>73959555
French wouldn't be here without Latin.
Are English morse code and hand signs allowed?
>>73958604
>>73957139
A language of nukes.
>>73959207
S'A COCHE L'GROS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA LA SALOPEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSm_HBl8z2E
>>73959313
Stfu.
>>73959516
Ta geule esti d'fif de calis. Comment ca va chez vous, la république Islamique de France? Bande de petites tapettes ayant perdu toute masculinité. Pd de merde.
I would choose Japanese or North Korea not south
>>73959625
That's what he said you dumb fuck. He said that French is the best language out of all those who are derived from Latin.
>>73959625
Oui c'est ce que je dis, le Français est la meilleur forme de latin qui n'est pas morte.
>>73957139
Old Norse
>>73959724
what a pille of shit lol
>>73959534
>'rosa rosae rosum...'
Romans go home:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbI-fDzUJXI
>>73959678
>Bande de petites tapettes ayant perdu toute masculinité
Justin Trudeaux
>Pd
Ca s'écrit "pédé" car c'est le diminutif de pédéraste espèce de gamin illettré.
esperanto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqm-4-R43HY
>>73959752
Qu'est-ce qu'il me veut le portuguèche ? T'as pas des maisons mal construites à finir ?
another vote for German.
>>73959724
Ad te fontem misericordiae, Deus, accedo peccator. Ergo digneris me lavare immundum.
>>73959827
Dats right.
Whats wrong with it ? Its a cool mix between european languages and its nice to hear.
it's been made to be understable by everyone.
>>73958771
I don't even speak French and I know what that first sentence says.
The best choice is probably German.
>>73959993
I dont see anything wrong lad, I didn't greentext.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=303M_aU1WIc
>>73959958
Mais lol juste parce que tu récites ta messe du dimanche ne veut pas dire que tu parles latin.
>>73957139
Spanish because both americas
Chinese because they are super power now, economy and military.
English for Africa and europe.
Polish for eastern european region.
>>73957252
>>73957704
>>73958045
>>73958420
>>73958554
>>73958771
>>73959207
>>73959516
>>73959534
>>73959595
>>73959724
>>73959798
>>73959877
I dated a French girl and she was hot as fuck and an amazing kisser with a tight pussy.
I'm voting for French.
C'est dommage qu'ils aiment les musulmans kek.
sign language. So everyone will shut the fuck up.
Either Spanish or German.
>>73957466
Berfegd :DDD
>>73960110
>C'est dommage qu'ils aiment les musulmans
On les aime pas, on nous empêche de les virer depuis plus de 60 ans.
>>73959798
Logique de francais de merde.
Tu peux pas comprendre ce que "pd" veux dire, sale fils de pute?
pk = pourquoi
qqc = quelque chose
qqn = quelqu'un
vx= veux
mtn = maintenant
Ferme ta geule, pd. Tu sais très bien ce que je veux dire.
>>73960112
>faire de l'Italien la langue universelle
Non merci.
British
>>73957139
fuck that
english
suck a dick
>>73960071
Sicut locutus est tibi Latin.
>>73960208
Oui je sais ce que tu veux dire, c'est bien pour ça que je t'ai corrigé. Apprends à lire, mongol. C'est pas tolérable d'écrire en SMS quand y'a tout un clavier à ta disposition, ça fait preuve d'une limitation mentale très évidente.
>>73957139
Obviously Arabic, might as well start teaching young kids the language of the future.
>>73960265
C'est bien le copier-coller, mais es-tu capable de tenir une véritable conversation en latin comme tu pourrait le faire en anglais ?
Non ? Donc ce n'est pas une langue viable pour devenir universelle.
Dommage, essaye encore.
>>73960071
sorry fuck french people are so sensy lol
>>73960411
Mais alors toi tu demandes à te faire nucléariser de manière pressante.
>>73960448
Essaye avec de la ponctuation et des vrais mots anglais, on comprendra mieux le sens de ce que tu cherches à dire.
>>73957139
Latin or Greek. One of those two. They're the only suitable languages for human beings, if English is off the table.
>>73957346
This.
Pretty much already is.
>>73957227
>afrikaans
You mean worse Dutch? No thx.
>>73957139
Russian
>>73960553
how would you communicate verbally in binary?
>>73960411
>>73960515
>Italian or Greeks
>white
>>73960461
>Mais alors toi tu demandes à te faire nucléariser de manière pressante.
I dont speak baguette faggot, the first thing we will do is sterlize anyone who speaks french.
Le every object has a masculine and feminine pronouns meme.
>>73960608
>he doesn't know how to efficiently scream ones and zeros to communicate
Get a load of this pleb, fellas.
>>73957139
mandarin
latin languages are child's checkers compared to it. Most people give up trying to learn chinese because its too hard. But its literally like 50x more efficient. What you need 5 sentences to say in english or french or whatever, you can do it with 4 words in chinese.
>>73960608
Probably making click sounds woth your voice. Wouldnt be effective though.
German
French. It's a great language. Also, it sounds good when spoken by non-Frenchies and non-niggers. Listen to this Japanese man speak French:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KriLPPvaZq8
>>73957139
Latin.
Toki pona
sina mute li wile toki e toki pona tawa jan ali a a a
>>73957139
English
>>73958604
We gonna just let this FUCKING RARE go?
>>73957227
>Eyyy bru TIA huh? Noice an' sunneh today ey bru?
"no"
>>73957139
Dutch, I want to hear like 90 variations on the word Kanker.
>>73957139
Pic of faggot w/o top lip
Yiddish
I want to learn the language of our masters, and maybe have a chance to fuc a qt Ashkenazi girl
it has to be german, it's a very clear and exact language
>>73963145
>DAT AUSTRALIAN BANTER
>>73963145
Have a newsflash for you. It's just fucking 80% german with some old hebrew words thrown into it.
Source: My grandparents died in concentration camps.
>>73957139
Attic Greek
>>73958604
what a rare flag!
French
Newspeak
>>73957139
I would say Arabic, since that will be the universal language anyway ...after Europe bends over and gives away everything to the Moslems.
>>73957139
ebonics, its not hard and you can basically make words up if you cant find the right ones
International sign language
