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>dems bringing the bantz
>>73955942
how long is that insult lol
hows it end i fell asleep before i finished it
>>73955942
kek oh god its going to be a slaughter
I don't get it
>>73955942
Kek. Nominee, as in the presidential sort.
wat
>>73955942
Isn't this the 3rd nickname she has given him? Is show throwing them against a wall and hoping one eventually sticks?
Not catchy at all.
kek! I hope it's true. Oh god. It's like she's trying to help him.
>>73955942
Ah. Puns. The lowest form of humor for the lowest form of candidate.
>>73956261
>People thought Trump was a Hillary plant
>In reality, Hillary was a Trump plant
>>73956271
where is the pun pls respond i don't get it
>shillary changing nickname of trump every week
kek she is getting desperate
>>73956335
She's not a plant. This is a plant.
She's just wooden.
Let's ask Dangerous Donald if he'd prefer this nickname
>>73956271
I guess this is what passes as politics these days.
She can't lose, Dems could run Black Philip and he would get 270
I like it, think she shoulf call him Pres Trump for short.
>>73955942
liberal media has been using this nomenclature for weeks , to no affect
>>73955942
She can not even call herself that because Sanders will not drop out of the race lol
>>73955942
kek the more she tries to play Trumps game, the faster his numbers will rise.
She should know this by now, but I think she is too cocky.
>>73955942
Are you fucking kidding me? A big reason why Trump's branding works is because it's simple to understand and associative
>>73956343
He's the presump*tive republican nominee. As in, it is presumed he will receive the nomination.
She called him the persump*tuous nominee. As in, he doesn't observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate. syn: brazen, overconfident, arrogant, bold, audacious, forward, familiar, impertinent, insolent, impudent, cocky
>>73956394
Yes, but was it ever any different?
I can just imagine a boardroom of interns coming up with these for Hillary. Her image is so fake and sterile.
>>73956343
Presumptive Nominee (Which Trump is)
Presumptuous (failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate) Nominee
MOST PEOPLE WON'T EVEN FUCKING GET IT IT'S THE WORST BANTS OF ALL TIME.
FUCKING GOOFY TRUMP WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS
>>73955942
They don't make hair straighteners big enough to iron out her record.
>>73955942
The dems are going to be slaughtered this election...
>>73956476
Which is fine if you are getting it right. You don't want a timid mediocre president.
>>73956476
>>73956634
It's cute how in this case she's essentially saying "Donald doesn't understand that Freedom of Speech is no longer an acceptable idea".
>>73956384
Lauren makes me wooden if you know what I mean
>>73956384
Is she short or is Yeb yuuge?
HOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET
TRUMP BTFO TRUMP BTFO TRUMP BTFO
THIS IS THE END, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND
>>73955942
I am now #viralforMcAfee
Nickname for Clinton :
Incarcerated 457
>>73956858
yes.
>>73955942
I saw the original clip when she said it. She did a double take and had a shit-eating grin like she nailed the delivery exactly as rehearsed. It felt like she was proud as fuck of saying it and thought it was top-tier bantz.
>>73955942
presumptuous nominee?
Doesn't that describe her much much better?
>>73955942
>dem bantz
careful you might trigger someone
TURNCOAT TRUMP 4 PRESIDENT
THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE
>>73956865
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I AM CRUZMISSILE NOW
FEEL THE SHILLARY
How presumptuous is he anyway?
Apart from liking nice buildings.
He doesn't even drink.
>>73955942
>its the last week of the election
>Hillary has gone through dozens of nicknames, none of which have stuck
>Anderson Cooper and Rachel Madow occasionally call her "Crooked Hillary" by accidental freudian slip
>Hillary calls Trump a cuck
>Donald Cuck becomes a wildly successful forced meme thanks to a special two hour show hosted by John Oliver and Jon Stewart
>Hillary has finally found her advantage over Trump, women cannot be branded a cuck, only men
>Hillary wins
>During inauguration swearing in the judge accidentally says, "I, Crooked Hillary, do solemnly"
>Hillary is so overexposed and desensitized to it Trump actually hypnotized her into believing Crooked Hillary is her real name
>Hillary repeats it without blinking.
>fast forward to 2020 election cycle, Democratic Party prints buttons and bumper stickers that say "I stand with the Crook"
>>73956384
Is this that wage gap chick?
>>73956080
"Crooked Hillary Clinton" is more syllables.
>>73956163
The cumdumpster thinks she's clever because Donald Trump is the presumptive nominee of the GOP and he is also (apparently) a presumptous person.
![theo-van-gogh-dood-lichaam-mes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XQakQc4.jpg "theo-van-gogh-dood-lichaam-mes[1]")
>>73956874
The aquafresh don't get a vote. You should be more worried about your muslims.
It's official, I'm now a #cruzmissile.
>>73956865
... t-this is the end... M-my only friend...
>>73955942
Bill didn't even nominate her for a position in the oral office.
>>73957037
No she's the one that asked Trump if he was a friend to woman. Or, as the video says, she was stumped by the English language.
>>73956858
Jeb's actually pretty tall, 6 ft 5 or something.
>>73955942
Next month:
>Trump reveals new nickname for Hillary:
>Prisoner # 288340
>>73957020
>>Hillary has finally found her advantage over Trump, women cannot be branded a cuck, only men
Cuckquean.
Which Hillary literally is lmao.
pre·sump·tu·ous
prəˈzəm(p)(t)SH(o͞o)əs/
adjective
(of a person or their behavior) failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate.
"I hope I won't be considered presumptuous if I offer some advice"
synonyms: brazen, overconfident, arrogant, bold, audacious, forward, familiar, impertinent, insolent, impudent, cocky; cheeky, rude, impolite, uncivil, bumptious; informalsassy
"that was quite a presumptuous remark"
I understand the word has a negative connotation to it but isnt the definition why people like him in the first place?
>>73955942
LOW ENERGY MEME
He's the candidate. All the RINOs will relent, one by one, as STAGE 5 ACCEPTANCE washes over them.
>>73957092
Jeb is 6'3", Trump is 6'2"
>>73957020
Isn't Hillary a cuck though? Like I'm pretty sure it's not a secret that Bill Clinton has been literally fucking around all he wants
>>73955942
That's it?
Doesn't she have a team of interns working on this shit?
>>73957296
Close enough, my point is he's no Rubio.
>>73955942
Not memetic enough
>>73957046
Don't worry about us
We've got them contained already
Now we just need some "accidents"
>>73956753
You spell Eviscerated oddly friend
From what land do you hail?
>>73955942
Scrap plan C, give America the D.
>>73957333
No, her PAC probably spent millions on it. All her interns are hanging out with Bill while he campaigns.
>>73957073
>oral office
You never disappoint, straya.
>>73957263
>misses the jab
>mistakenly jabs
>misses the jab
You're Jeb tier
>>73957080
That sorta confused me more ha ha ha
Iirc the girl I'm talking about asked the same shit
Then Trump replied with something like "if they do the same amount of work"
>>73957042
Is this Hilary hinting that the GPP will fuck him over at the convention?
>>73955942
wow good bants
im artillery for hillary now
>>73957544
https://youtu.be/MKH6PAoUuD0?t=4m40s
pay attention to the timecode (4:40)
These bants reeks of smarmy liberal. The first thing I could think of after seeing it was the South Park episode where they all smell their own farts.
>What an amusing and clever jest that was
>She took the positive term "presumptive nominee" and turned it around on him!!! Bet he didn't see that coming!!
>it was a tasteful insult, unlike the ones spewed by that brute Drumpf
>M'lady has proven herself the master of wit.
>The rethuglicans will never beat our elite group of high brow intellectuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMTkedIUX8U
>>73955942
She's acted like she's a shoe-in for the presidency since day one and now she's calling other people presumptuous.
>>73957834
Yeah dude that's who I was talking about
She talks about the wage gap bs, wanting to get paid the same wage as a man
>>73957961
You're misusing the word smarmy. But what is the right word for it? I get that feeling everytime they say "yuuuuuge". Its on the tip of my fuckin tongue.
>>73957315
Yes he has a bastard black son and might have aids. Checkout Roger Stone if you want more info.
>>73958409
Yeah funny you say that. I actually did look up smarmy before I wrote that and it didn't seem to quite fit, but I couldn't think of another word and lol its 4chan who cares, so I just hit send. For some reason that word just evokes the feeling I'm trying to convey. I guess smug is a better word for it.
>>73958505
Man I don't want him to have AIDS. Once Trump pulls up their disgusting history with shit like the Lolita Express and countless other things they're going to pull the "Stop bullying a dying man" card
>>73955942
This election is going to be brutal. Trump is going to destroy that bitch
>>73956384
She reminds me of Ricky Bobby's assistant.
>>73958558
Yeah it felt right to me when I read your post, I actually thought "hey that's the word!" And that's why I looked it up.
Smug is only half the equation... fuck.
>>73955942
shit bantz desu
>>73955942
If we spread the super-delegates fairly then she is the one playing second fiddle in her own establishment.
>>73955942
Slowly he is dragging her down to his level, then he can drown her in the mud. Just like he did to all the other Republican candidates.
>>73955942
those are some pretty fuckin gay bants.
>>73957073
>oral office.
I don't know why people hate on you Aussies. I for one love this.
>democratic insult is literally calling him nominee before the RNC took place
literally throwing in the towel
fucking dumbasses
>>73955942
now she sounds even more like a condesending cunt
>>73955942
lel I think that's pretty good but It will fall flat because Shillary has no charsima and nicknames need to be accessible to retards and they don't know what presumptuous means
Also It's obvious that Hillary didn't make it up, when you know Trump makes up all his own nicknames
>He is literally the presumed nominee
>As in assumed before proper knowledge
Yeah I get that she wanted to insult him but jesus christ this weak.
>>73956476
If this is true, then this is truly some of the weakest bantz of all time.
Who the fuck is advising her to say this?
>>73959464
The Ministry of Appropriate Banter
>>73955942
can this tweet be real? who is writing this shitty banter she needs a brand new team.
she shouldn't have hired those fucking communications major retards
>>73957315
>prep the Bill
How many nicknames is she going to give him? Next thing you know she'll be unironically calling him God Emperor if she keeps it up
>>73956938
did stefanopolops spit out his coffee?
Oh, I get it.
It's funny because Hillary hasn't even managed to become the presumptive nominee of her own party, while only having a single competitor.
looks like "dangerous donald" didnt go so well
she can keep trying, one is bound to stick eventually
>>73955942
Well that's just effing genius, man. Girl power.
>>73959899
Dangerous Donald sounds fucking sick though, wish it did stick.
Dirty Donald
Trillion Trump
Deaf Donald
Dumb Donald
Tripping Trump
Doorknob Donald
Defeated Donald
Tickly Trump
Dead Donald
Please send 20 cents over to my bank account. Thank you very much.
>>73960727
Hilldog barking at nothing again.
>>73959838
saved desu
>>73955942
is Hillary retarded? Not only is that going to last for maybe a couple weeks, but it's too long for normal twitter banter
>presumptous
kek, does she even understand meme magic?
half of americans can't even read let alone spell that word
>that's what you get for giving the PR job to a non jew
>>73957042
>implying people don't just call her "Crooked Hillary"
You a faggot
>>73961142
>a fucking leaf is better at coming up with nicknames than the future president of the US
looks like Americans are officially done for
>>73961397
>implying it wasn't some /pol/fag working undercover on her team to give her shitty advice
"Guys we need a hot nickname to make Trump look bad"
>>73955942
Sounds too business-like. At least "Drumpf" could manage to get some stock laugh tracks.
>>73957042
yeah and "Crooked Hillary Rodham Clinton, Wife of Bill Clinton" is more syllables
>>73956384
His head is gigantic compared to hers.
>>73956476
THE WORST BANTZ.
WORST
BANTZ
I cannot wait for November the memes are going to be divine
>>73956384
would fug
lulz, but Hillary is the Presumptuous nominee
>thought she had it in the bag 8 years ago
>Magic Negro appears out of nowhere, Saint Oprah blesses him, all the little white women and black voters come out to vote for him
>Hillary has to eat crow and make nice with him
8 years later she once again PRESUMES she's the nominee, this time with the entire crooked DNC firmly in her hand and Bernie never stood a chance. Even so the Bernbots put up a good fight damaging her.
my god imagine her fury if HER nomination was stolen away again
>>73957138
Dohoho!
>>73956476
OH I GET IT
>>73956384
God damn Jeb is 6'3 right? About a foot of him must be his head.
>>73955942
As evidenced by this thread its too clever for the majority of Americans to understand.
>>73960727
Dangerous Donald just sounds badass. Trump is dangerous fucking Donald. Dude is like the daredevil of politics
>for this next stunt, I will insult third world nations
>for this next stunt, I will say I have a big dick at a presidential debate
>for this next stunt, will ban islam
Well, I am Trump supporter, but if I wanted to make a nickname for him, it would be Filthy Donald.
>>73962167
The problem is they've all called him bigot and bully and such, now whatever they say will make them sound bigot and bully and pathetic, sad!
>>73955942
what shitty banter
even a fucking leaf could do better
>>73957452
I think youre onto something here
>>73956476
you can't insult your way to the Whitehouse, Shillary, on the Diamond Don can do that
you don't have the strength OR the stamina, foolish evil White Genocidal maniac
more strokes are comming
>>73955942
>Clinton reveals new nickname
When's the launch date? Can I preorder?
![nh-13-jeb-bush-and-lauren-b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BX8Plcs.jpg "nh-13-jeb-bush-and-lauren-b[1]")
