ITT, Fictional characters who would be the best President of USA. Pic very related
Big Boss
But he can barely read?
...Oh wait
>>73942798
The fuck is he supposed to be? General Dumbass?
>>73943018
Senator Armstrong
>>73943018
>Big cuck
>>73942798
All degenerates are to burn.
Shadowthrone
No immigrants in mordor
>>73944353
But he's a degenerate
>>73944236
this, purposefully lead his own men to their deaths cause of his stupid pride and wish to become a king.
Easily.
>>73944702
>Who are the easterlings
>Not even a real god
Get the fuck outta here
>>73942798
>>73942798
Stannis was not a good leader, that's why he got his shit kicked in
>>73944353
>picks the biggest inbred degenerate of them all
>>73942798
He took his army on foot against Cavalry in open field. When he had the woods to at least hide in and give him some protection from the horses. Not to mention he burns his only heir at the stake because a witch told him to. Stannis was a fucking idiot.
>>73944766
Idk mane, he has some real Napoleon Complex going on
I would go with the big guy on the right
>do you feel in charge?
>>73944938
and..
These two would be the biggest Pres. & Vice Pres. combo the world would ever know.
>>73944837
The only correct answer
>>73942798
>>73944837
This, 1000 times.
>>73942798
>Letting yourself be fooled by man
>>73945621
That would be terrifying. And hilarious.
him.
>>73944837
Shame he went full-retard in 3, like everything else. One of the only well-written characters Bioware's ever shat out.
>>73944712
But seriously, who is that supposed to be a picture of?
>>73945001
But that's not Stannis. Stannis Baratheon is a character in a book, that's a picture of a real person.
>>73945621
he would nuke your homeland out of his own self-hatred, leaf. He has my vote
>>73945703
That is the HBO gimped Stannis.
>>73942798
Stamina is an autistic middle child with a severe inferiority complex. He sucks so bad, he had to buy his armies using foreign funds.
Back to /tv/ you go
>>73944938
Could be worse, but I expect he'd be extremely inflexible.
>>73945703
>>73945806
Book Stannis was an insufferable cunt too.
>>73942798
better than trump?
>>73946075
this
>>73942798
>stannis
really nigger
he played himself by listening to a witch bitch roastie with some pussy whip and mold him as she wanted, then left him with his daughter's ashes.
he was my favorite desu until he pulled that shit
>>73942798
Guy burned his own daughter alive.
I would not follow him, and neither would anyone else. Even his shithead sell-swords rightly abandoned him.
He makes Trump look like Mr. Clean.
>>73946168
Diogenes was a boss, but:
1) Not fictional
2) Should definitely NOT lead a nation
>>73946075
That's not Tywin Lannister. Tywin Lannister started keeping his head shaved completely when he started balding.
Why are you guys keeping lying about this stuff?
>>73942798
Garithos is literally the Trump of WC3
Make Azeroth Great Again
>>73945916
>>73945951
These. It's not surprise autists are attracted him
Genociding the Air nomad people and about to the Earth Kingdom people.
The next best person I can think of is Slade from Teen Titans in 2004
Love me a good villian
Big Boss. A True Libertarian.
>>73943018
/thread
>>73946889
>Go full retard
>Kill own wife
>Destroy the world
>Fucking lose
What is with /pol/ and worshipping people who kill their family members? Then lose.
>>73942798
Literally /pol/ the person
>>73947106
He didn't kill her, he exiled her, also he's a faggot, but pol likes to idolize intelligent losers, self projection in a way. Tbh Aman in Legend of Korea was a better villain.
>>73947298
>Korra
fucking mobile
>>73947298
Yeah, but Azula was the best of them all.
>>73947263
Idk why so many normies hate this guy tbqh, he's been cleaning house on all the scummy characters. Is it just because he's religious?
>Even in death, I still fuck shit up
>>73947437
He's a religious fanatic who not only worships false gods in a world where literally ALL FUCKING OTHER GODS ARE ACTUALLY REAL, but uses them to abuse authority. He literally threw multiple people into the dungeon because someone said a dude had a birthmark.
>>73947505
>Le edgy FUCKING baseball FUCK bat FUCKER man
>>73942798
No one mentions papa palpatine
>>73942798
Literally Ted Cruz: The Character
>religious zealot
>wife funds his campaigns
>everyone fucking hates him
>stubborn as fuck
>uses his daughter to further his goals
>gets blown the fuck out by someone way less experienced than him
>>73947505
I would have played this situation so very different. As it was unfolding, I was going through my head what I would have done. If they'd done what I planned out Denise would still be alive and an actual war of extermination would have been in full swing against the shithead brigade.
>>73947263
>there is so much good in everyone, we just need to help each other bring it out
yeah, totally /pol/
What pol really wants to happen to them
>>73947505
>communist
Pathetic
Automation needs to make it's way to the white house
>prove me wrong
>>73942798
Rtas Vadam would be fantastic
>realizes he's being controlled by space Jews so helps lead a coup
>cares more about logic than emotion vaporized half a contenant to kill swarms of space Muslims even though it included a lot of collateral
>Give up religion but still maintains his traditions and values
Overall redpilled as fuck and extemly badass.
>>73942798
The only right answer.
>>73947743
He literally killed the last of the five good emperors, he's a little self absorbed bitch.
>>73948133
>>73948038
>space jews
I'm pretty sure Bungie intended to redpill people into the lore. The prophets are a literal parasite race, very similar to modern day jews.
Actually the newer lore is indirect jewish subversion. The didact in halo literally did nothing wrong, and the humans have become the new space jews, literally feeding off of the forerunner's genius.
>>73942798
President Camacho
>>73948174
>the last
Why does nobody remember Aurelian? Or Julian?
>>73948227
Petty dictator vs. superior bro-tier tactician.
>>73948274
Yeah look at what ONI does after Halo 3
Feeding off of forerunner and Shangeli technology, and even then Rtas Vadam still shoots down their ships, another reason why he's the best choice.
>>73942798
the most moral man ever.
also he's racist in the new book.
>>73948343
They're six and seven, no one gives a shit about the bottom 50%
>>73944788
Maia, close enough
>>73942798
bretty much this
>>73942798
>>73942798
Ladies and gentlemen
David Xanatos
>>73947505
is that gavin mcinnes' dad?
>>73942798
Your President John Henry Eden.
>>73948472
Oni are pretty much what the jewish hijacked intelligence agencies are today.
UNSC is actually pretty based though without oni influence, and during the war they were pretty much fascist.
>>73947728
He was just playing nice guy. His followers kill degenerates though.
>>73949113
[Science] YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>73949159
Most governments tend to be semi fascist during war, and the writers for dingle are very intelligent and creative, Halo 2 is my favourite vidya story line ever, Bioshock is a close second.
Also if the prophets were space Jews what would Gravemind be? I'd say Gravemind is the most redpilled character in the entire series, he has a lot more clarity of thought and is far more intelligent than any other character, but he's still a parisite.
>>73949202
...PROCESSING...
>>73949388
Gravepill is a level above redpill
He's basically the reptilians behind it all, only with no smoke and mirrors, merely words.
>>73947437
because he's an authoritarian hiding behind the "will" of the people. if i were a peasant in that world, id support him but if he came into my society and started doing this shit i would hate it....just like how i hate sjws. the high sparrow is a metaphorical sjw leader
>>73942798
>faggot who kills own blood
>faggot who listens to religion blindly
>faggot who dies to woman
>muh best president
>>>/back/
>>73944102
oh straya! :^ D
>>73949534
Seriously he was like the combination of all the reptilian's corpses, he let everyone know he was controlling them, like when he redpilled Master chief and Arbiter and got them to shut down halo before it could kill them all, but let them all be fully aware that his endgame was to kill them.
Is gravepill ranked higher than Iron pill?
>>73949855
Duba confirm president guy fierri eyed pepe
>>73944312
He doesn't write his own speeches
>>73947263
He is closer to a jew than anything else. Roose or Stanis represents /pol/
>>73942798
Pigeon Man from Hey Arnold.
Actually, the Emperor presented in Text-to-Speech would be pretty great.
>what do you mean, the Senate didn't approve my Supreme Court nominee? Since when did they need to do that?
>well, get down there and ask them what "advice and consent" means to them. Poke a few of them with that spear of yours first though, I really want them to think this over.
>oh, and get me my centurion before you leave, I have a meeting with Josh Trudy later today. Just thinking about that head leaf guy makes me want to pop out a warp storm or two.
>and someone put some clothes on those Secret Service agents. I love oiled pecs as much as the next loving guardian of humanity, but they really need to keep a lid on it.
>>73942798
That motherfucker is an idiot. Goodbye America.
>>73948309
Rehab would be the shit to watch.
>>73942798
Only the dwarf is worth anything from game of thrones
>>73950388
Imagine everyone on drath row being put into rehab and Guantanamo bay/isis.
Also he gave up presidency when he knew there was one more qualified.
>>73942798
General Bethlehem of course.
>>73942798
Solidus Snake
>>73944312
by the way if Emporer God King Trump, Solidus Snake and Senator Armstrong were in the same party, it would be glorious
>>73945669
slight side effect
majority of the western world be in turnmoil except for the commonwealth states
>>73945112
Danzo, Madara, Itachi, and the 2nd hokage were all redpilled as FUCK.
>>73949784
It was a typo due to exhaustion but yes.
Not only that but he even got them to let their guard down around him with "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" lies despite saying he was still going to eat them. He pushed the majority of humanity's forces towards the Ark along with the majority of the covenant for a feast unlike any he may have had since the forerunners defeated him. He is hands down my favorite character in Sci-fi from the shit he pulled while never being less than suave.
Just imagine it:
>The horror
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>73950905
You know you're in for a rough time when your million year old enemy speaks in rhythmic and poetic patterns.
>>73944837
THIS
The leader we need but are not worthy of
you know it to be true
Worth a shot.
I think we can all agree
>>73942798
He made Russia great again, he could do to America.
>>73943018
Came to post this.
Venom Snake and Solid Snake too.
It would be brutal but Usa would be the only country left standing. NWO crushed like insects.
>>73946075
If people are going to pick anybody from Game of KillingOffMajorActors, it has to be this guy.
>>73950155
Growing up as an orphan, this hits home.
>>73951504
Please stop being edgy and read the damn book.
>>73951557
shit anon.
>>73951633
I have. Either you haven't or you're too much of an ignoramus to understand it. Guy Fawkes embodies everything that it /pol/.
>>73947669
Badly underrated post
>>73942798
Underwood
>>73942798
waifu claim
Obviously.
>>73944712
You fucking idiot. Stannis followed direct commands from his God. The one true God. That's what a true king does.
>>73951905
>globalist
Fuck off.
This guy would not accept any SJW horse shit.
>>73942798
No questions asked.
>>73951412
>going with the modern knockoff of the classic
Hal will always be the best, he closes the wall gate doors and doesn't open them.
>>73942798
The Comedian
>>73948780
Why not morgoth then you chud
Izaya
>>73952010
Deus vult?
>>73944837
>Illusive Kike
but they already run this nation.
>>73952487
He's a kike because he's rich?
>>73952550
No, because he's Jewish.
>>73948038
Thel Vadam is also a great choice. Pre rampancy Cortana and Lord Hood.
Halo characters are all pretty great.
>>73952626
Where is that stated? He backs the Terra Firma party, that's not very Jewish of him.
U S A
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>>73952646
I've always liked Rtas more than Thel, mostly because playing as Thel the only good NPC in the game was Rtas and he kicked so much ass, Lord Hood also gave really badass speeches, reminded me of the president of Independence day(also a great dude) but in Halo 5 Thel is definitely a good choice.
>>73952607
Fucking yes, Swearengen was the GOAT
>>73946168
"Stand out of my sunlight."
Kekerino
>>73942798
>GoT
Utter absolute shit. Jew and Jew bastardized the ASoIaF horribly so the masses could eat it up spoon full of shit at a time.
>>73952776
Truth time. I haven't played ME2 in years and honestly don't even know what that guy did, I just imagine someone pulling the strings from the background as a very Jewish thing to do.
>>73951302
NOT AN FUCKING LEAF
>implying I wouldn't unironically vote for an Italian-American mobster to run this sinking ship of a country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAhr3T93eRo
>>73952983
It's also a very smart thing to do.
Worst fictional POTUS incoming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9fhLwEqeUU
>>73948632
would be the worst choice ever, but interesting
<thread>
>>73953602
I mean, they're loosely based on the Clintons aren't they?
>>73942798
>>73949662
He was based in books and did nothing that you just listed.
>>73947728
kek
>>73949662
Dod they actually fucking kill him in the show?
Holy fuck I was going to watch them after finishing the books but FUCK THAT
>>73954007
I AM SO GLAD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT ABOUT THE UNDERWOODS
>>73950034
>intelligent
>open-minded
>literally ascended once, only came back to save the world (he saved the world about 7 times)
>excellent figter and tactician
>high diplomacy and charisma
>incredibly sexy
>>73946334
>>73950180
You missed the requisite wall of obscenities and occasional genocide.
Hank for president
Dale for head of CIA
Bill for head of VA
Boomhauer governor of Texas
The only president, he will guide us.
>>73942798
>tfw D&D ruined him
![279369ac458840bd45cb1d9144bbc72a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vta17Pv.jpg "279369ac458840bd45cb1d9144bbc72a[1].jpg")
An alpha nation needs an alpha leader
This man right here.
>>73948988
>goal was literally to create a world where Americans lived above all other civilizations in peace
Shit, I'd vote for him.
>>73942798
I never understood why people liked Stannis, he's such a boring character. You want a true Ubermensch, try Tywin Lannister.
Best fictional President pic related
>>73944353
God this kid made the show so good.
>>73944523
SO MUCH THIS. Conquers the world, decides he gets bored, lets himself get assassinated and laughes his ass off watching the dumbfucks trying to manage his empire
>>73946131
The very first scene of stannis in the show is him burning people alive because the witch bitch told him to. If you ever liked stannis you were a moron. If you liked him after he gets the witch to kill his brother you are brain dead. By the time he burns shireen he spent 5 seasons being incompetent listening to a foreign witch.
>>73944712
>>73944898
You morons, read the books. Stannis was the greatest military commander of his lifetime. Nobody at all throughout his lifetime came close to his military skill. He is just to perfection and he follows the will of the one true God R'hllor.
>>73946075
this guy
hes the most redpilled of any of the leaders
>>73947586
Yeah, I thought that was a top meme how even in the book any religion in Westeros EXCEPT FOR THE MOST POPULAR have definitive proof that they are real, or at least higher beings, in some form.
>>73948632
You obviously haven't seen the literal cuck episode :^)
I don't know what movie he's from but he looks like CHEESE LOL
>>73950420
>Implying Petyr Baelish isn't going to hold the Iron Throne
Trieze
>>73957867
he looks like a fucking sunbro
>>73957366
>Randyll Tarly
>Tywin
>Robb+Blackfish
>not the same tier as Stannis
>>73945591
What anime is this from?
>>73942798
The only solution: SNOW 2016
>implying he wouldn't do a great a job
>>73946331
Fuck off bookfag
You need the bad poosi
Liara, the nerdy archeologist, turned ultra suave business woman power broker.
Those SJW writers were retarded and we should've seen that one coming .
>>73950034
>>73955160
How does it feel you ruined a character because you are meme-loving fucks?
>>73946334
He got killed by Sylvanis "STRONG UNDEAD WOMYN WHO DON'T NEED NO LICH KING" Windrunner though. The guy was a cuck.
>>73942798
Anakin Skywalker
now hold up hold up I know what you're thinking, but,
>Sandpeople kill his mom
>Massacres all sandpeople, women and children too
>"THEY ACTED LIKE ANIMALS.. SO I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS"
>>73944353
>picks the inbred king
We have enough of those already in europe.
>>73942798
This topic is still alive? I posted, went to bed, got up, ate and it is still up.
Bob Ross
>>73942798
>so pussy whipped he decides to burn his own daughter
Hes a bitch,
Another character botched by Dabid & Kike
>>73961988
> Glock 40
> Dat rust
>>73961066
SAND?
>>73947657
ITS TREASON THEN
>>73962025
HiPoint!
>>73942798
>>73945001
Dude, show Stannis was fucked by the jewish producers. George RR Martin himself said Stannis was based on motherfucking Caesar.
In the books he
>annihilated the Greyjoy (basically vikings on steroids) fleet 10 years before the start of the events of the show and books
>held Storm's End while being outnumbered heavily
>during the Battle of Blackwater Bay, he would have not ordered his men to land as he did in the show, if it wasnt for A FUCKING BURNING CHAIN WHICH MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO LEAVE THE BAY
>was pretty much an atheist since his parents died infront of him
>never would sacrifice his soldiers let alone his family
>was extremly honorable
>even offered his faggot brother peace so he wouldnt have to kill him
>>73942798
Carl the cuck
>>73962365
Stannis was a cuck who died a cuck death
>>73942798
Jon Snow, everything goes his way in a good way and if he gets assassinated magic will revive him, even if he's been dead for a day.
Sister Miriam is best desu
>>73948619
this
>>73954007
>southern
>democrat
>power-couple
yes
>>73958861
Yu-Gi-Oh
"Life is an act of consumption"
let free market capitalism reign!! the market will fix it.
>>73956303
>supporting a degenerate tranny
Don't listen to Hlaalu media. Dagoth Ur is going to deport the N'wah and make Morrowind great again.
>>73960201
No he got killed by Tichondrius and Balnazzar.
>>73964293
Correction, he was killed by varimathras. Wrong dreadlord.
Elliot Rodger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tT0lDvxFXs
>>73942798
>>73945430
yeah i can get behind him
>>73962203
Tusken Raiders, anon.
The ones who killed his mother during the second movie, and the ones who almost killed his son 23 years later
Gotta go with Vader.
easy
Hank Scorpio.
He'd send the whole nation down to the Hammock District to chill the fuck out.
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