>tfw White Hispanic
>no one knows I'm Hispanic until they see my last name or if I start talking Spanish
who knows this feel
>white hispanic
?
>>73942057
No way José
>>73942057
>"white" hispanic
>>73942057
Here.
>tfw get to reap the benefits of affirmative action without looking like a shitskin
>>73942057
>"""white""" """""""""""""HISPANIC""""""""""""""""
>>73942115
hispanic is not a race anon
>implying your white
post a pic so we can laugh at your delusion
>>73942409
This hermano.
Hispanics are central and south Americans, Spaniards and Filipinos.
Basically all of Spain's former colonies.
Some South Americans are quite white and so are the Spanish
![conquistadors[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AZpjciF.jpg "conquistadors[1].jpg")
>>73942236
>>73942115
Remember these guys?
>>73942057
Half white, half northern Mexican checking in
>tfw checking the diversity box on scholarships and job applications
>tfw listing two languages on my resume as an amerifat
>>73942488
Found a pic
>>73942057
Pretty much everyone here in my country knows that feel, except our accent doesn't resemble that of a psychotic animal.
>>73942057
>"white" Hispanics have mostly Spaniard ancestry.
Spaniards aren't white
I've seen this on flights to Latin countries
>flight attendant sees old white couple
>automatically assumes they speak English and asks asks them something in English
>Old couple don't know what the fuck the attendant is saying
>>73942057
>white hispanic
>US flag
Okay Jose Garcia, your acquaintances don't call you a dirty spic because they don't want to hurt your manlet feelings
>>73942667
I know this feel. I'm very light skinned and don't have the traditional hispanic features. I also get Jewish a lot due to my curly hair and sneaky nature.
>>73942551
Wow congratulations youre a nigger
Enjoy that affirmative action job my white friend
>>73942057
>tfw Italian
>beaners mistake me for being one of them
>>73942749
Snow niggers aren't white either.
Only German-Americans like Trump are white.
>>73942057
greatest feel imaginable
accent is american as can be
>>73942990
same
one asshole was posting pictures I posted here shilling saying mexicans are white or some shit
>>73943445
If only your last name wasn't something spic-y like Ramirez. And trust me, your accent isn't as good as you think.
>>73944225
we get it you have a little cock
>>73944289
Nah, but you sure seem mad you'll never be truly white.
>>73942662
continental spanish has a lisp bruh.
>>73942057
Are you whiter than this man?
>>73942057
>tfw Filipino Jew
>people hear my name and ask "what are you" in those exact words
>sometimes tell them I'm black
>sometimes tell them I'm European
>sometimes tell them I'm Mexican
>I don't know what's the truth anymore I've made so many racial roaches
>>73944678
hes like a vampire
>>73944678
yes
Nieto looks mestizo
Ye, I know that feel.
>>73942662
Says the faggot spaniard spanish speaker
anyway OP, I know that feel.
I have more european blood in me, though, it feels awful being a mutt.
I was officially called honorary aryan by my white nationalist friend for defending the white race from beaners and promoting Trump as a hispanic. Dispelling the fiction that hispanics hate trump.
>Tfw I'll never be fully white though
>>73945258
>honorary aryan
Fuck. My white nationalist friend told me in his ideal world, he'd gas me.
He did but non-white whiteaboos second in his hierarchy of white people.
>white peoples above
>whiteaboos next
>self hating whiteys at the bottom
>H-hey guys, I'm white, too!
>>73942546
>thinking yurospics are white
>when you're this cucked
>>73942057
>tfw 1/16th Native American
>tfw getting that sweet, sweet affirmative action
Why the fuck do they even take your race or sex, isn't that LITERALLY the definition of racist or sexist? How do SJWs not see the irony?
Goddamn it is pol retarded or what?
Have you ever seen a Mexican Soap Opera?
All those white, blue eyed, blond hair actors are Mexicans. Just because the brown skins are mostly the ones who cross the border doesnt mean they are the only ones who exist. Pic related
>>73946143
theyre actually migrants from european countries such as sweden, switz, even finland. they just learn spanish because they made a career in mexican soap operas.
>>73942057
Trump will still find you no matter what body you snatch.
I'm """"White""""" """""""""""""""""""""Hispanic""""""""""""""""""""'"""""""
Because i'm half white, half mexican
lmao weed
>>73946404
>Trump wants to deport all Hispanics just for being Hispanic
do stormweenies actually believes this?
>>73946522
That's not what White Hispanic means
How common is this look in Mexico?
>>73942551
I'm an American and speak three. Trust me anon, from an oldfag, it means almost nothing.
The learn a new language meme in America is nonexistent except for customer service jobs. Everyone in the world in business speaks English.
I got crushed by the baby boomer "they'll hire you on the spot if you speak another language" meme.
>>73946577
Ehh what am I just a fucking spic. Noperino bud, I have light skin and green eyes. In Mexico i'm considered Cazito
>>73946294
no theyre not
>>73946690
My mexican stepbrother looks like this
>>73942057
Muh nigga.
White Hispanic is like saying Black Swede. They might have been born there, they might speak the language perfectly, but their genes are from somewhere else.
Mexico is a country of brown people. If you are not brown, your genes come from somewhere else. Maybe being brown is fine, that's a whole other topic, but you can't be a white brown person. If what you say is correct, then you are a white guy who happens to speak Spanish and have a Hispanic identity.
>>73946690
My cousins have this look
>>73942057
>tfw half-Mexican
>grandma lives with us, she speaks both languages
>wanted me to prioritize English because she wanted me to be successful, have to learn spanish in college
>slowly convincing her how bad the Democrats would be for our Christian faith, and how Trump is our only hope (I convinced her to like Carson way back, so maybe his support would convince her)
>tfw Grandma's last name translates to "Barrier", and my cousins' last name literally translates to "Wall"
>tfw my voting for Trump was predestined
>>73943050
>Celtics
>snow-niggers
You're thinking of Slavs anon.
>>73947178
Mexico the nation was founded by white Spaniards
>>73947213
My mexican last name literally means "Steel Born"
Feelsgood.png
>>73944678
He's beautiful.
>>73947542
Yes. They weren't the majority though, and the number of pure whites there has kept getting smaller, not bigger.
If they did, Americans wouldn't need a wall.
>>73942749
>Niggers built pyramids, then regressed and became slaves
>Whites built Stonehenge, then landed a man on the moon
>Be Dominican
>Everyone thinks I'm just a typical brown guy
>...That is until I start speaking Spanish
Fooled you all didn't I
>>73942057
Same here compadre. Feels pretty subversive.
>>73947684
Niggers didn't build the pyramids. Jesus, it's time for you to drop out of college.
>>73947584
Acero Nacido?
TFW White Hispanic with Irish last name.
No one knows unless I want them to, but can still play the card. I am the master race.
>>73947958
We always have the winning card in our hands ;D
>tfw red haired white guy married to olive skinned puerto rican qt
>tfw both kids came out blonde
>tfw they will claim hispanic ancestry in 10-20 years and get bennies for being hispanic even tho not part of mexican shit wave currently happening
feels bretty gud man
>>73947936
Nope Fierro-nacid
Yep it's like that
I have blonde hair, white skin, and blue eyes. Nobody suspects a thing until I tell them my last name is Martinez
>tfw affirmative action
>>73948286
>implying they won't be butchered for being abominations in 20 years
lol
>>73948499
>implying my german, irish, italian (boston bitch) + puerto rican 10% african 20% native 70% spaniard kids don't look healthier than these inbred angloshits in alabama
i love the south though but i'm just saying there is almost as much white trash and beaner trash here as there are niggers
>>73947684
you mean some white people many decades before you were born MAYBE built stonehenge while you're just some fat little racist bitch trying to piggy back their success.
stay insecure and inbred, cletus.
>>73948385
You have to go back
>>73948714
>Implying you know that.
I'm about 70-80 percent white and I'm kinda happy i'm not full white.
Tan skin looks healthy not fucking pale as snow.
I'm dating a Slovene so I guess my kids gon be Slav-spics
>>73948778
calm down, daquan. don't you have something else to be doing?
>>73942662
El mejor acento esta aca , gallego
>tfw light skinned spic
>tfw attract many white girls and will most likely end up with a white girl
>tfw my offspring will be indistinguishable from pure whites
feels good man
>>73949137
el mejor acento es el acento cubano
>>73942057
Yes, sometimes I've felt this feel. But I attribute it more to other people's ignorance
>>73949189
In my opinion, we're purifying our white genes while getting rid of our nasty mud genes.
This is good. Instead of wasting our half whiteness on pure indians or blacks, we can purify our genes without replacing whites.
Hispanic isn't a race guys
>>73949198
Que se yo, no hay una manera de medirlo.
Yo lo decia porque aca y en Uruguay se habla con el vos en vez de el tu.
De todas maneras todos podemos concordar con que en Chile hablan un ""español"" incomprensible
Yo mi amigo.
Se siente perfecto
>>73949318
THICK
>>73949189
I'm ok with this
>>73942662
TIOBOLUDOQUECARAJOSTIENESPELOTUDODEMIERDAVOSMEDASASCO.
>>73948499
Thats not very polite
>>73942057
>tfw White Hispanic
>no one knows I'm Hispanic until they see my last name or if I start talking Spanish
Or until you start getting triggered and angry because all the light skinned, dark haired latinas bend themselves in half for blue eyed dick (as they ALWAYS do) and you start complaining.. Trying to hide it but not doing well..
>>73949189
do light skinned spics have big cocks like darker skinned spics do?
are you uncut?
asking for a friend.
>>73948866
deus vult brother, everyone talks about shitskins ruining the white race but if you look at the reality, everyone starts breeding white again leading to small brown admixture which just blends nicely with the white genes. high tier mulattos and spics are master race.
>>73949639
my eyes are green ;D
I'm more special than you
>>73942057
Same but German last name.
>>73942662
What? Spaniards can't speak English for shit.
Unless you are referring to your Spanish language, which still proves you can't speak English for shit, lrn2read
>>73949693
the women have nice big butts.
I'd be ashamed to be hispanic too
>>73949693
>do light skinned spics have big cocks like darker skinned spics do?
6 inches at 20, not sure what age dicks stop growing
>are you uncut?
Of course, goy
>>73949911
Dicks stop growing in your teens man unless you lose weight and that fat pad above it.
>tfw white
Hispanic Anon here. I wifed up a German-American woman. I had to teach her how to cook though. White women are shit cooks. Nothing but processed food. Now she's a full blown house wife. Catholic mass every Sunday. No regrets.
>>73950008
my best friend is half mexican. He impregnated a white girl 5 times and has 5 blonde haired, green eyed children.
You're literally just breeding into whiteness.
No issues here tho, i love mexicans desu
>>73944289
>Mexicans calling others little cock.
>>73949788
Ye man.
>>73950083
>Mexican
I live in Miami, papi
>>73942057
>>73949990
I'm working out now to lose that extra gut so my dick should "look" bigger desu
Trust me, we know
>>73942057
yeh sorry to hear that man
>>73949318
>>73942057
Hispanic encompasses such a wide array of phenotypes that it Mexicans will usually speak Spanish to you even if you're technically white. Meds get this a lot. Even darker Germanics.
>>73949518
I don't get this meme
>>73950897
Prople from spain talk fast as fuck.
>>73950984
Huh. I thought Mexicans talk fast as fuck. So Spaniards must be like Speedy Gonzalez, huh?
>>73950984
It's mostly argentines that do that. Spaniards don't speak as fast.
>>73950984
because they're smarter than you
>>73951049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F2mkQALAt4
From what I've been told, Argentines speak like they are Italian, which isn't a fast speaking language tb.h
>>73950984
Us Peruvians have the best Spanish desu
>>73951036
Yup
Also, Fun fact about speedy, no one i've ever met thinks speedy is racist despite being a living stereotype, they just love the little rodent
>>73951111
>es tu hoja o es mi impresion?
Jaj
>>73948833
We're not going anywhere, puta blanca
>>73942749
9/10, almost had me
>>73942488
This
Nah, there´s a lot of Euro/US/Asian descendants in South América but this is what happens after a true native (100%) mixes with a white (not recommended)
>>73949057
tiny penis bitch can't actually refute the point
LMAO enjoy your impotent rage, cletus
>white hispanic
Literally choose one bc there's no such thing. Let me guess, you're an intellectual too?
>>73953229
Yeah I'm pretty smart
I got an +A in fucking your mom
I'm pretty light-skinned but not enough to be mistaken for a white guy and not enough to get the hispanic gibsmedats
>>73942057
>white
>hispanic
Pick one, you can't have both.
>>73942057
>white Hispanic
Nice try Pablo. If your last name ends in a vowel, whatever white part you claim to have was bread out long ago when your grandma decided to sell her pussy for some tortillas to some sombrero wearing donkey merchant . Build wall faggot
>>73945258
Wow, kill yourself faggot.
>>73954799
>Pick one, you can't have both.
Yes I can, I'm in charge here
>>73955469
Show your face so we can laugh at u.
>>73955755
Here
please ignore my sun tan it was a very sunny day
>>73955829
Top zozzle.
>>73942057
>white Hispanic
>can't speak Spanish
>can't even trill my Rs
feels sort of bad, man
>>73942749
WE
>>73955927
I'm all this except I can trill my Rs.
>>73942057
I look Hispanic but have the Whitest name , I honestly think my English teachers in university grade me harder because of it . I'm a spic with a white male patriarchy name .
>paternal grandfather from Mexico
>suspiciously fake middle and last name which he claimed were german
Still don't know if I should trust Mexicans
>>73948714
>>73948866
>>73949788
>>73950093
whew. this place has really gotten out of hand.
>>73944678
Ultra-beaner
>>73942662
>accent doesn't resemble that of a psychotic animal
You all, or at least most of you speak with the most wicked LISP which, in my mind, instantly downgrades the supposed "quality" of your accent.
>>73942543
>spain
>white
lulz
>tfw hispanic mulatto
I don't know how to feel
>>73956374
like a nigger.
>>73942543
As a Filipino, I refuse to be grouped up with you dirty spics and shitskins.
brown hair/eyes 6'3
not mixed with any none european blood as far as I can tell. not even mediterranean.
the central/northern european variation of brown eyes is different than shitskin eyes /pol/.
>>73942057
>white hispanic
>white
>>73942057
>white beaner
You are a fucking soybean
>>73946886
Yes they are
>>73956374
Move to Brazil, become a degenerate. It is all that is left for your mudblood
>>73942543
Filipinos are not hispanics. They just third world Asian niggers.
>>73942057
how does it feel knowing you'll be deported?
>>73942990
Most Italians look like mestizo mexicans
>>73957086
but anon
I can trace my ancestors directly to Herman Cortez and his crewmen
Your family tree consists of Cletus fucking his sister and the pet cow x infinity
>>73950984
What the fuck. Maybe a few elites from Catalonia but it's from my understanding that you Mexi'can'ts are the ones who speak so quickly and with no regards to elegance or emphasis. It's like I'm talking to a fucking garbage disposal.
This is why I always use chat when I need tech support. I can't stand other spanish accents or people who speak spanish with an accent.
>>73948294
>>73956283
Kek fucking this
>>73942057
Laugh out loud, so many ignorant people are this thread. They can not tell the difference between color, ethnicity, and race.
unless your family has strictly adhered to limpieza de sangre like most iberian royalty, there is a high likelyhood that you are mixed with berber, arab, african and jewish blood. It's quite funny that if iberians can actually trace their lineages correctly, technically they should qualify for the jewish state's citizenship.
This literally means tens of millions (maybe hundreds) of mestizo's technically can immigrate to the jewish state.
>>73946143
why would we see a mexican soap opera?????
??????
>>73956058
WUZ
>>73958270
why?
>>73956374
You should feel like the culminations of your life actions.
If you are doing good, keep your ethics straight, and don't be a burden on others then your ancestry shouldn't be something to be ashamed of.
On the other hand, if you aren't doing any of those things then your ancestry isn't a shield against all criticism. If you try to use it that way then you should feel like a nigger.
>>73950984
I'll take for granted that you have never heard a Dominican talk.
>>73942057
WALL
>>73942057
white spics are basically european in genetic stock.. unless youre a spic mestizo, you should be all good
Being white hispanic is great. Can play both sides of the fences whenever convenient.
>>73958549
Because historically the largest population of jews in Europe was in Iberia.
>>73955927
Fuck R's, just change them for L's
>>73959102
Except for that they kicked out the Jews after the Reconquista and they went back to live with the Muslims.
>>73959231
I think some stayed and were forced to convert though. Don't know for sure.
I likely have more ethnicities flowing through my veins than I realize
>>73944806
kek, true.
>>73955829
kek! I fucking love this guy.
>>73959231
Except that they didn't kick out all of them just like they didn't kick out all the Muslims because in many ways just like trump's plan it literally isn't realistic. The iberian monarchs have always known it wasn't realistic, it was just followed through to please catholicism. Muslims for example were the backbone of iberian agriculture. Many historians now think that Columbus himself was a converso. In fact, it's highly likely that conversos and moriscos disproportionately make up the iberian immigration to iberian colonies in the hopes of fortune and being treated better.
The Reconquista weren't even the deus vult that /pol/ imagine them to be. Christians allied and paid Muslims to defeat other Christians and Muslims allied and paid Christians to defeat other Muslims. El Cid is an excellent example of literally being a paid mercenary working for the highest bidder (this includes working for muslims armies against christian ones). It was in iberia where mercenaries became a trend in Europe.
>>73942057
>can't see the glimmer that is zimmer
>>73956507
>dirty flip nigger calling spics dirty
K E K
E
K
>>73957329
We are the ones that speak quickly.
>>73942057
I too am a day walker Pinto Beaner. It's a secret to everybody.nes
Oh don't utilize bean speech unless I'm in a Spanish speaking country such as Mexico. I keep it to myself. If someone comes at me with gibber jabber, I just stare blankly and say "no Nintendo".
I'm a quarter Sicilian, yet I'm white as fuck. I recently found out I may be whiter than I thought. Apparently my Mexican grandmother from Guatemala has no indigenous blood in her family. All Europeans I guess. French etc? I don't really care. I don't have pride, though Aztecs were bad ass. I'm self centered and my primary directive is to advance myself and my nuclear family, not "La Raza".
>>73957329
Que cojones dices
>>73949798
I have green eyes, my hair looks reddish when my beard hits the sun. I have freckles. When I was young I was blonde. My son is almost nine and he looks like a clone of me from that age. His mom is Sioux and he shows very little of her traits.
My Hispanic boss asked why I figured most people didn't realize that I'm Mexican. I asked back, "because I carry myself so well?" He tried to act offended. I thought I was hilarious and truthful.
