Funny racist stories
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Post interesting stories pertaining to you encounters with nigs, beaners, yids, muzzies, etc.
I'll start:
>attend leftist as fuck public university in NC
>walking to the Pit (place where the student union is at) with my Serbian roommate after class.
>we both spot a table set up by the Muslim student group in order to raise funds for some shit
>roommate makes the biggest shiteating grin
>ties his sweatshirt around his face to make a turban
>runs up to the Muslim student group's table
>shouts ALLAHU AKBAR x5
>all sorts of attention has been attracted
>one of the Muzzie males starts chasing my friend
>Friend is a 6'2" lanklet who was the varsity track MVP in HS
>easily outruns the mudslime manlet
>lots of laughs were had in the dorm that night
Will bump with random pics
>>73929345
This is one of my less confrontational anecdotes.
I was walking to the train station in the evening hours of autumn to begin my night shift. When clothed I am not very intimidating, standing at 5'9 with a high metabolism, I would pass for a twig armed normie.
I was a little more than halfway through my cigarette. Down the way there was one of the tall thinnish negroe fellows, the kind that come off a boat. Way too many coats on for the weather. I decided to walk on the grass to give him the entire sidewalk well in advance to show respect to a stranger in the dark, but also to put some space between us.
Beneath a wide brimmed hat, you can keep a good eye on other people's movements without them seeing your eyes. I could see this person's shuffling step sway to cross paths with me.
Nothing much happened. As he approached me mumbling nothings to himself I moved my cigarette to the joint of my fingers and balled my fist, getting ready to punch a man in the eye with tobacco embers should he have anything but the weather to talk about to me. This clever spook noticed the subtle movement, or could perhaps smell my intent with those Sahara sized nostrils. His walking path corrected itself very quickly and he babbled some mouth noise at me. Told him to fuck off I did.
Around blax never relax. I feel guilty after passing altercations like this knowing that shitty people will just prey on someone weaker than me.
>>73929345
>In takeaway a little bit away from home that has a Paki shop next door to it (takeaway is renowned for being dirty)
>Paki from next door suddenly bursts in throwing fried rice everywhere
>Claims there's a cockroach in his rice
>They start throwing racial insults at each other in complete stereotypical fashion
>"You sir are dirty bloody chink bastard!"
>"Hey fuck you you are LIAR! You no like you no come fuck you Paki!"
>They start fighting
>Police come
>Both say they want to press charges of racism
>Police stumped
It was one of the oddest things I've ever seen. It always sounds so strange when you hear them being racist to each other.
