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Share your 23andme ancestry test.
Any Icelandic, Portuguese or Brazilians who did the test?

I made one some week ago, still waiting for the results. How long did yours take?
How much can you trust it if it only says 2 % of something for an example?
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whats the benefit from it?
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Thread here >>>73916494
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>>73921915
Showing that you have more money than sense and showboating on /pol/
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>>73921915
To show how much part nigger you are.
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>>73923040

does this image trigger you?
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>>73921806
I wonder how much that site had made from shilling on this site
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>>73921806
>willing giving your dna to a corporation
wew lad
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>>73924805
>Southern European
No.
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>>73921806
Please don't give your genetic information for free to Google's wife. It might bite you in the ass some decades down the road, Mikkel.
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can never really justify paying for one of these since im fairly sure ill be 100% british anyway
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>>73925472
The only question for me would be the share of Native vs Iberian blood. Pretty uninteresting results if you ask me
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>>73921806
Do they test for things like Neanderthal DNA?
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>>73925941
Your Neanderthal DNA is a percentage ranging from 0 to 4% and may be Neanderthal or, if scientists discover new things and change their minds, belong to a common ancestor of Sapiens and Neanderthal. Meh
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>>73925472
(you)
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It has been like this for 4 weeks

REEEEE
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>>73925435
>Please don't give your genetic information for free to Google's wife

It's not even free, they're paying $100 LMAO

You guys are such retarded cucks holy fuck

I should've come up with the idea of 23andme and just gave out fake results, you idiots would buy anything
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>>73921806
Only 0.6% Vietcong
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>>73921806
>Any Icelandic, Portuguese or Brazilians who did the test?
They are jewing the price, I will do it only when it get cheaper
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>>73926378
Has anyone ever tried sending 2 samples for the same person under different names to check how legit it is?
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I am a merchant of Venice.
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>>73926858
oy vey

why don't most people just use ancestry dna it's like 100 dollars cheaper. I ordered it hopefully it gets here soon.
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>>73927490
Neanderthal percentage
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>>73927389
Why the fuck do you care?

Are you going to hang yourself if you find out you're 15% black or something? such a retarded thing to be concerned with when it won't change your life at all...
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>>73927389
Mine took 9 weeks, but it was 23andme
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Health and traits if you're interested in what it shows

> It's right about the smoking...
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Am I white enough?
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>>73927490
>>73927555
>>73927906
How do you know your DNA isn't now stored in an FBI database and the results are just fake, randomized based on your name, age and country or something?
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any way to get a letter like a normal person. don't want to check email for six weeks.
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>>73927389
>still $100

I want to but at the same time need the money
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>>73927906
Very interesting, what does it say about caffeine consumption?
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>>73927970
Of course, but remember it's not in the blood it's the culture.
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>>73927906
Damn, you and I are about identical on traits, except for asparagus
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>>73921806
>giving your viatal and unique genetic information to jews
>expecting them to tell you the truth
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>>73927970
You are mixed race as fuck. If I took the test, I'd likely be 100% Scandinavian.
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>>73928402
feels bad i didnt come up with this idea then shill it on alt-right cuckold forums, /pol/ and stormfront
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>>73927996
There is a contract to store your sample or keep the results for "research" I declined it. Maybe they do anyways, who knows. I don't care if they know i'm likely to smoke more or what specific ethnicity I am.

They could be fake but wouldn't other dna testing sites show different?
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>>73924805
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
WE ACCEPT HIM
WE ACCEPT HIM
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>>73928402
>Can't afford test and too dumb to submit under an alias
>Shitpost about dah joos stealin yer genes
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white ?
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>>73921806
Beat this score, Jewbros.
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>>73921806
>Selling your genetic identity to the lowest bidder
what are you doing? Why?
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>>73928498
I guarantee that you wouldn't, nobody gets 100% anything, and Danes are not as strongly Scandinavian as Norwegians or Swedes since you are connected to Germany
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>>73928550
>Needing to pay $100 to take an autism test to get fake results back to prove something to NEETs on 4chan

Why?

I have a feeling that this shit is just random and like 1/15 tests it says you have like 5% black 10% Native american or soemthing just for jokes so that neckbeards go crazy
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>>73925435
>>73926378
What can people even do with your genetic information
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>>73928594
I wish I was as Jewish as you. I could play so many cards if you know what I mean.
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>>73925271
I was really angry when I found out I had some Northern European.
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>>73928740
Chart cuck-maps.
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>>73928737
It's not random, it has relative finder which I've found close and distant relatives with just by DNA matching, my results actually match what I know about myself, and you can download your raw data file and run it through other analysis tools, the technology is pretty solid
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>>73928594
damn that's like 25% more jewish than me.
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>>73927588
I bet you're one of those "lol when am i gonna use this in real life" high school fags
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>>73928799
Cuz you'd be able to count cards make millions with your superior intellect?
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>>73928111
Whether or not you are a fast metabolizer I think
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>>73928908
Isn't everyone in Israel 100% Jewish
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everyone is a jew: the genetics "test"

hail google, the ones that showed us we are all mixed-race mutts
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>>73928925
>I bet you're one of those "lol when am i gonna use this in real life" high school fags

It just serves no purpose.

>Oh cool I guess I'm 3.4% ashkenazi... This really changes my life, I'm going to start a new life as a Jewish man now!
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>>73928908
How high do I need to score on 23andme to get Israeli citizenship?
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>>73928992
there isn't really any 100% ethnic jews anymore senpai, jews have mixed with europeans/arabs/whatever through the centuries. also some people here only have 1 jewish parent or even 1 jewish grandparent.
me i have 3 jewish grandparents and 1 christian polish.
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>>73928908
It depends on your definition of Jewish. I don't think there is any accurate way to know who is more genetically related to the original Israelites and therefore the most Jew. I am 98.7% Ashkenazi, which in turn is probably about 60/40 Mideast/Euro genes. We are a people created by marrying outside the tribe.
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>>73929124
Fuck off they are full
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>>73929169
Oh really? Are there any non-Jews in Israel? And if so are they treated as second class citizens.
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>>73928331
Wow. Do you smoke aswell? Where did your family come from?
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>>73929124
>How high do I need to score on 23andme to get Israeli citizenship?

It's detected automatically, the government is Jewish, remember?

You should get an Israeli passport in the mail if you qualify
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>>73929124
i don't know if 23andme will even categorize mizrahi/sepharadi jews, i think they only handle ashkenazi. there are also other kinds like russian jews and ethiopean jews etc.
the law of return states that you need to have one proven jewish grandparent, you need to provide documentation and all. or you could convert to judaism (which isn't easy, you need orthodox conversion). or you can just marry an israeli. any israeli, even non-jewish one.
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>>73929219
says the worm living in an anglo colony, anglo-saxon revolution soon
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>>73928594
You would literally be paid to move to Israel.

Assuming that result is real
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>>73929270
Pretty sure your mother has to be jewish for you to be considered jewish
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>>73929346
Are Russian/Ukranian Jews of different stock than Polish/Lithuanian?
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>>73929286
I don't smoke but I did for a few months. Gave it up.

Mom is Norwegian/Polock and my dad was A mix of British, Slavic, German, and Eastern European Jew
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>>73929270
first of all there are like 20-25% arab citizens in israel. that includes druze too i believe (which are bro tier). other than that there are people who are partially jews. also small historic communities like some armenian christians and stuff like that, relatively very small. the law doesn't discriminate them if that's what you're asking. the arabs get a shit load of gibs and don't have to serve in IDF tho. the christian arabs volunteer tho, partially.
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>>73929393
Except if you go far enough back on my maternal side it would probably run into a Jew. Like my moms moms moms moms moms x 100. So Technically I am Jewish.
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>>73929393
this is simply not true for israeli laws. that's only true for some religious jewish communities who don't have a say in this.
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daily reminder these jews are a tiny minority and any function of society wont be lost by removing them, only everything going against your interest will be removed, class is a invention of the Jew.
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>>73929387
I basically have an obligation to marry a Jewish woman and have pure children. It took me many years to realize just what Grandmama meant when she said "have you met any nice Jewish girls?"
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>>73929346
My grandpa's mother was an Orthodox Jew, which in turn made him Jewish, does that count as 1 Jewish grandparent?
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>>73921806
just got these results. What the FUCK do I do, /pol/??
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>>73924805
(((28.6%)))
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>>73929541
impossible, Jews are a recent invader to Europe.
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>>73929587
I have blonde hair and thought I was full bred aryan
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>>73929488
Are they socially discriminated?
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>>73929587
B L A C K E D
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>>73929631
Jews go back to the Roman Emperor days and my ancestors were Romans.
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>>73929410
polish jews are originally from germany (which is called "ashkenaz", hence they are classified as ashkenazi along with other western european jews). russian jews i don't think so, they usually aren't classified as ashkenazi. they are also far more mixed with russians and most of them are not religious at all. i have only met one israeli lithuanian jew, she was hot af tbqh.
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>>73929587
Rejoice. There is nothing wrong with having less than 1% of what you consider to be a "bad" ethnicity. Every people are well-adapted to their environment and have certain genes to show for it. If suddenly there was an ice age, you would be wishing you had much more of that Yakut DNA.
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>>73929571
it might be worth looking into it, there's a chance
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>>73929587
Like it says you're 100% (you)
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>>73929719
Wrong, Jews arrived in Europe only in the middle ages, as a tiny minority of court Jews.
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>>73929741
How long do you get jailed for for refusing to serve in the IDF?
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>>73928588
No ashkenazi arthur? Good, 100%!
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>>73929549
I tried to become a Jewish surrogate but those orthodox fuckers didn't want me because it's my dad who is a Jew and not my mom. Fuck religion.
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>>73929719
I can spot a Jew immidiately, they are a vast minority, 99.9% of all Europeans have 0 Jew blood, but 100% of all the enemies of Europeans are Jews.
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>>73929692
the muslim arabs? absolutely. most of them are absolute shit and we hate them.
christian arabs are so-so, those who live with jews are usually great people, volunteer to IDF, hard workers, etc. those who live with muslims end up just as shitty as the muslims.
if you're not an arab no one really cares how jewish you are, so no there is no social discrimination. maybe a few religious nuts here and there but that's about it.
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>>73929587
Could be worse, you could be a woman.
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>>73921806
>portuguese
what for?
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>>73929806
leave troll

>>73929828
There was Jews in Rome because some ancestors let them all.
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>>73929907
So basically only arabs are frowned upon?
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>>73929829
most people who are required by law to serve and don't want to serve usually don't end up in jail, they just fake some mental condition and are released. though there are some social consequences to this as you would imagine.
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>>73929741
I know that one of my grandparents came from Kiev and today I still have family in Russia. So think that 23andme does group all Eastern European Jews as Ashkenazi. The map just shows Poland for all European Jewish genes.
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>Unironically paying money to send your DNA to the NSA and get a random generated result

Lmao
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>>73927555
>Nasal chambers for cold-air protection
Pictures for comparison? Do some people have that today? How would you know if you had it?
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>>73930008
this

Unsurprising given /pol/'s low iq
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>>73929907
>Muslim Arabs
I don't know what it's like but I heard they are discriminated against and bombed everyday and thats why they feel resentment.

I am also wondering would a British Christian be beat up if I visited Israel?
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>>73930001
I was born in Haifa, so technically required to serve but I am in Canada now and I don't think Ive deffered my service so if i visit again I think im gonna get arrested
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>>73929780
How much trouble would I cause preaching there or participating/founding a Christian church. I heard it used to be 10 years jail for converting any Jew.

It's not still like that right?
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>>73924862
probably a lot.
there are less shitty, more scientific options. the 23andme site is just a genetic data mining operation for google
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>>73929828
There was Jews in Europe way before that.
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>>73929205
in judaism there is nothing wrong about marrying outside of the tribe, you don't have to be "pure" to be one of the people. hell you can even be a convert, no one gives a shit.
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>>73930115
you have low IQ
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>>73930008
I'm mixed race and it got me perfectly.
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>>73924805
I can't fucking read it let alone be triggered by it
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>>73921806
Will 23andme give me medical data too?
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>>73930220
Neat.
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>>73928740

making more money off of you

http://gizmodo.com/of-course-23andmes-business-plan-has-been-to-sell-your-1677810999
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>>73929902
>Plague happens
>I bet it was the Jews who poisoned the wells!
>*thousands of Jews die*
>Rinse and repeat
>Ignoramuses on 4chan still blaming the Jews for their shitty life.
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>>73930217
You willingly gave your DNA to the NSA and FBI because "muh white race"
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>>73930332
You did that.
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>>73930264
I'll take a screenshot
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Am I white? Also is it worth putting the 200$ down for 23andme?
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>>73930139
yeah, that might happen. you can probably get away with it though if you've been living abroad far enough. i mean no one arrests natalie portman when she comes to visit. call the embassy or some thing and find out what the process is, i'm sure you don't have to do much.
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>>73930363
no u did
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>>73928588
Nice one!
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>>73930209
I am talking about genetics, my man. I would be okay with a non-Ashkenazi woman who was raised in a Jewish family, because she would be culturally Jewish. I don't give a fuggidy about religion.
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>>73930285

They sold you a $99 DNA test. You paid money for it. Because you paid money for it, they now have data they can collate to sell to other people for lots and lots of money. You won't ever see a dime. In essence, 23andMe got you to pay for their startup costs, and now they're looking to make a mint on the personal data you paid to give them.
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>>73930407
no you
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>>73926430

Impressive. Very nice.
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>>73930412
Anglo-Saxons will not stand by while there's a filthy mud blood Jew in their homeland.
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>>73930429
Fucking classic.

I wouldn't be surprised if 23andme is run by literal Jewish businessmen cashing in on the "alt-right" and racism meme
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I'm clearly the whitest in this thread.
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>>73930264
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>>73929987
it's more than frowned upon senpai. they literally stab us daily.

>>73930125
the ones who are bombed are obviously not israeli citizens, they are palestinians who live across the border.
>would a British Christian be beat up if I visited Israel
are you fucking trolling right now

>>73930141
that's complete bullshit. this isn't saudi arabia. there are churches and there are jews who convert to christianity here. my ex gf's mother converted to some jehova witness or something like that.
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>>73921806

Adding your DNA to the international globalist database. Not a great idea bud
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>>73927389

23andme cost $99 a few months ago
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Coptic Egyptian
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>>73930385
>Also is it worth putting the 200$ down for 23andme?

Basically no. They send your DNA to the FBI and they store it for 'research purposes' (it's the agreement you sign when you send it).

It's just not worth it. For Europeans especially it is not worth it, if you know your ancestors are pure blooded Europeans for at least 5 generations back, the chance of having any at all non-white admixture is close to 0. 23andMe will give you trace results <0.1% for niggers and Asians unless you're lucky and get 0% trace for the particular test they run for your DNA, like France bro above.
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>>73928594

Very little Goy blood in this one.

A rather refined Jew.
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>>73930368
>>73930547
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>>73930385

there are non-bullshit, non-google money grab options

http://shop.nationalgeographic.com/ngs/browse/productDetail.jsp?npd&npd&productId=2003825
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>>73930285

Jesus christ.

I've been on the fence about it for a long time, I'm glad I never took the plunge.
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>>73930603
250$ In Canada with our Cuckbucks the way they are.
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>>73930220
Sup harnizo bro
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59.5% European
40.0% Sub-Saharan African

Guess my dad's side has some white in from the slave days
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>>73930690
>there are non-bullshit, non-google money grab options

>Complete the informed consent form and mail the tubes and form off to the lab using the supplied envelope. It can take the lab several weeks to process and analyze your DNA. In the meantime, you can visit the Genographic web site to see where your sample is in the analysis process and learn about current processing times.

>You must read and accept the terms and conditions to participate in the Genographic Project. By selecting "I Accept" and clicking the "Add to Cart" button, you have indicated your acceptance of the terms and conditions to participate.

>The Kit will include a Consent to Genetic Testing form that will have to be agreed to prior to sending in the sample for processing.

Yeah no.
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>>73930563
>that's complete bullshit. this isn't saudi arabia. there are churches and there are jews who convert to christianity here. my ex gf's mother converted to some jehova witness or something like that.
That's bait
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is there a way to have this kind of testing done without selling your soul

I really want to know. I'm a mutt, and I want to know exactly what, because my parents' descriptions are basically myth-tier.
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>>73928799
"as jewish" no, i dont know what you mean... it was proven two weeks ago that the dominant ashkeNazi ethnicity running israel is a bunch of turks...before they took over egyptian ruins and used up the soil...and before they sent their halfbreeds back across the desert with their house nigger moses to find the philistine oasis they passed on the way south...which was before they took over the macedonian trade routes established by alexander...which was before they mobbed ruled and culted their way into the roman empire causing its degenerate downfall... around the same time they moved their base of operations to khazaria which was recorded to have black slaves

so if "as jewish" to you means anything related to the kosher nostra of kikel big nose yids then you are barking up the wrong family tree because they are not semite (or gentile aka "white") no matter how much they try to rape and supplant semite ethnicities out of their ancestoral lands
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>>73930849
deported to Brazil.
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memes aside, am I white?
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>>73930843
I'm 75% European, not 60%.
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>>73930982
>0.1% east asian

You have to go back
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>>73930982
>yakut
I'm vomiting all over the place
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>>73930982

You are white, my Asian friend.
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>>73930982
>37.4% Finnish
You're asian, mate.
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>>73929587
>>73929673

The results are skewed.

Picture this if you will.

You come from a white family, that is white for many generations. At some point someone in that family fucks a nigger and has a kid. Your not of the nigger child he's just a cousin.

Anyway, many years later you get a DNA test to find out your genetic history.
Same with this nigger.

Your DNA mostly matches up with that nigger so the results reflect that you have nigger DNA even though your direct line is pure.


You have some race betrayers in your family tree.


But the Jew is all you though.
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>>73930914
Iv'e heard about that, fake Jews lol.
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>>73930563ANTIthhhhhEMITISM IS WRONG!!!
anti-shiksagoyim is wrong too, you dont want to kick too much dirt on the PIEfaced proto indo european cheeseeater gentile pigs... just try to subdue them with constant subtle negativity and self destructive suggestions wrapped up as jokes... mainly distract them from the rivers of lethe lead and mercury they drink and the perfidy/usury system of economic oppression analizing their society...ol kike buddy :)

heil yidsreal! sterilize all ethiopean semites, murder all yemeni semites and blame all afghan "beni israeli" semites for 9-11 to cover for our saudi big nosed, pharacees, khazar, long faced inbred master race cousins... cause we arrr soooo smawwwwwt
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>>73931107
Nice. Have you uploaded your raw data on DNA.Land?
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>>73930982
more white than most on here anyways.
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>>73930905
>christianity is illegal in israel
ok buddy
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Who else /100% European/ here?
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>>73931336
I haven't. How much do they charge?
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>>73931362
Jews are not within the Church's authority this must be changed, we have many demands.
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>>73927389
Price was very important to me.
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>>73931203
literally get professional help
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>>73930690

Has anyone tried this?

>The Kit will include a Consent to Genetic Testing form that will have to be agreed to prior to sending in the sample for processing.

Maybe I'm dumb, but I don't see the problem with this, you're just giving them the legal authority to test your sample?
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>>73930982

Whiter than George Wallace
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>>73931482
very good hymee, distract with gaslighting and ad hominem...and what part was incorrect kike?
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>>73921806

Mine took two weeks to get back, but that's from right before it had FDA approval to give medical advice and the price doubled
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>>73931644
The autism in that post
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>>73931644
try your best to construct a coherent argument
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>>73931644
I think you've been on this website for far, far too long.

You do know /pol/ is satire, right?
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>>73931781
>You do know /pol/ is satire, right?
JIDF, get out. Also, why are shills always posting under a leaf these days?
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>>73931750
here to assist your yid buddy you frenchy canuk? are you as kike faced of a bird as your old uncle napoleon...
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>>73931902
>You're jidf for pointing out the obvious

this board is satire, newfag. You clearly came from /b/ or reddit and you think th racism isn't ironic
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>>73921806
I'm part Nordic.
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>>73931770
gazaga kike jews with the imperial big nose blood seem much more genocidal from their khazar pharacees heritage of treating all other human ethnicities as niggers needing MOAR whipping and raping...i believe it is all phrenological...behavior literally connected to their nose size, the sociopath gene, the pervert gene...all tied in to schnoz, like a silver back gorilla or a grasshopper turned locust maybe some environmental factor has awakened an ancient "genetic switch" the kike switch

kike racebaiting increased rapidly with israeli funding, censorship and distractionary efforts ...deny, decieve, distract and delete... same as gchq instructs on the intercepts leaked "how to ruin reputations and discredit dissenters"
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>>73932182
Have you ever heard of coherent sentences or using punctuation instead of ellipsis?

What is literally wrong with you
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>>73932027
hillary sucks more yid dick than obama and bush did combined... i got no options now because its all yid controlled oppositions
the imperial big nose pharacees khazar inbred supremacist kikes like trump way too much... he is an agent provocateur like the crypto sephardi Hitler, who created the controlled opposition known as nazis to assist the zionist goal of herding jews to the globalist banker invented pseudo country named israel/palestine

all while justifying and normalizing the demonization of several gentile butterheaded stupid blondes and fat soulless gingers considered roundfaced PIEfaced proto indo european trash by the bird faced and rat faced imperial ethnocratic oligarchy dominating and raping all indigenous groups into a world full of half kikes tainted with several genetic defects from their inbred sires and leading to a genetic drift that will cause genetic bottleneck
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>>73927588
It changed mine. I put Hispanic on job employment apps now. Even though its less than 10%
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>>73931417
its free just like GEDmatch
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>>73932416
oh is big nose zionazi frenchy kike pulling a grammar nazi while ignoring the content... well thats a big fucking surprize...
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2.5% neando
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>>73921806
dsaf
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>>73931770
What are the chances of me storing an Israeli chick if I'm not Jewish?
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>>73932439
>hillary sucks more yid dick than obama and bush did combined

Ok, when were we discussing Hillary?

>the imperial big nose pharacees khazar inbred supremacist kikes like trump way too much...

Ok where was Trump mentioned?

>all while justifying and normalizing the demonization of several gentile butterheaded stupid blondes and fat soulless gingers considered roundfaced PIEfaced proto indo european trash by the bird faced and rat faced imperial ethnocratic oligarchy dominating and raping all indigenous groups into a world full of half kikes tainted with several genetic defects from their inbred sires and leading to a genetic drift that will cause genetic bottleneck

I don't understand what this is suppose to mean. Can you use linkbreaks and commas?

>oh is big nose zionazi frenchy kike pulling a grammar nazi while ignoring the content... well thats a big fucking surprize...

I can't understand the content, do you have legit schizophrenia?

This isn't even b8 because you'd have to be insane to even come up with this stuff and pretend to be schizophrenic
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>>73932565
hello my yakut brother
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Rate me.
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>>73932774
>ashkehanzi
Take a hike, kike.
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>>73932607
anyone can "score" a kike slut, they work at every shitty kiosk at every shitty mall, they have bad breath and look like marylyn manson and once they poke holes in the condom and get you on the hook fir child support they run off to florida to smoke meth and turn out about five more yid puppies to be zionazi storm troopers in yidsreal...hopefully you are not too retarded to not be able to read my words in order even though my commas might be lacking... because one night of fucking a loose kike whore can very quickly fuck your life up
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>>73932774
lol you again. Greetings to you.
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>>73933201
Who hurt you, my poor friend?

Who did this to you?
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>>73932996
>0.5 Ashkenazi

Hello Chaim.
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>>73932996
Dat neando
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>>73932565
How is that even possible?
I thought people from faroe islands were a 100% pure
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>>73933291
who got you the job sucking kike dick and trying to mop up their endless pool of hate mail? house nigger
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>>73930285
They're selling it to biotech companies to develop drugs and cures.

What's wrong with that?
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>>73933550
pure? you mean inbred?
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cant believe some fucks are so insecure they need a dna test to see where they came from
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>>73933550
Pure as in? British is hoes we took with us. Arab maybe pirates...
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>>73933664
Both
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>>73933668
Might shock you, but some people are interested in health aspect, or connecting with cousins to help work on family tree.
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>He can't trace his lineage back centuries without giving DNA samples
Want to know how I know you're all mongrels?
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>>73933724
I guess i just had this idea that you guys were basically Scandinavian and irish with no possibility of any type of mix outside of Europe.
Guess i was wrong.
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>>73933553
are you registered on stormfront
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>>73933396
I thought i was a jew before this exam.

>>73933505
Don't know if it's too high.
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>>73933201
A lot of them look white. You'd probably fuck one without even knowing they're Jewish.
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>>73933925
Nah neando is a good thing
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>>73921806
""""" Persian"""""
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>>73933668
if the pharacees khazar kikes didnt rape and oppress all the other ethnicities into bignose halfbreed shells of their former selves maybe you daygo wops would give a shit but the big schnozes and molester filled religions the yids left in rome made you almost as apathetic as when the moors came through and savaged all your women... not a blonde headed example of the indigenous sabine ethnicity can be found in rome now and you want to play the machismo guido role and say genetic testing is stupid because you know it will show you have a bunch of nigger blood.
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>>73933919
Occasionally people from Germany moved here for some reason. The French is some shipwrecked merchant supposedly.
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>>73934268
WE WUZ PERSIANS N SHIEET

t. Brown Iranians obviously mixed with Arabs
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>>73934290
Dude keep posting

I'm making a collage of all your posts to add to my /pol/ collection.

Sieg heil brother! 14/88!
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>>73934148
na because i dont go for manly women, scrawny boney women, titless women, or nasty roast beef looking cunts with dangling lips and i know from past experience that hyena clitted kike sluts have a high percentage of all those abnormal hermaphroditic traits in their defective inbred perverted aggressive blood... that is why all the faggot designers and media shills push similar "fashion" to stroke the ego of their kike masters
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>>73934520
Nice bait. Iranians got more ROMAN'D and KHAN'd than they got CAMEL'D. Southern Europeans go the worse if it.. Arabs and Africans. Wew.

Im literally SCYTHIANZ N SHIET
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>>73932996
Really strange seeing people in Brazil have any percentage of Balkan blood in them. How did that happen?
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Reminder, .1 unassigned is still impure. 100% or nothing.
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>>73934632
you keep trying to nazi shame me... hitler had black hair, while he talked about people with blonde hair being superior... hitler was a shrunken skeleton standing next to the kaiser he murdered. the germans where set up, the trAshkeNazis used them in creating israel and kettling the semites... the nazi party was cintrolled opposition, go tell that to your stormfag big nose yid friends
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>>73935186
My grandparents are dutch and polish on one side, the other is french and portuguese. Don't know it that helps.
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>>73935306
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>>73921806
>Any Icelandic, Portuguese or Brazilians who did the test?
Thats a weird specific question.

I'm interested in doing it, but its kinda expensive for what it is and because I'm pretty sure they keep your genetic info
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>>73931993
>implying napoleon wasn't one of the greatest man who ever lived
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>>73932996
>Partially resistant to hiv
FUCK CONDOMS!
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>>73935392
lmao this guy..
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>>73934823
My point was that a lot of Jews look white.
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>>73935392
i love it...i really love it, go forth my prophet and spread my schizo near and far...you will indeed be shut down by both nazis and zionists alike because as unbelievable as you see my words, they are linear thoughts and they are forbidden...

go find where free speech leads you canuk, i dare you
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Don't do one if you're asian, all you get back is 99.9% asian (no specifics) and 0.1 mongroian
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>>73935381
Balkan genes(one specific haplogroup) are most common in these parts: Bosnia - where most of my family is from, Sardinia, and a part of Belarus. That doesn't mean someone else might not have it but it is also weird to think about it from this perspective: You could theoretically be my far cousin if for example one of our relatives migrated somewhere and assimilated there and the other one stayed in these shitty Balkans..
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>>73935191

Holy shit...how? Are your parents both british?
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>>73936139
common too in the other parts of the Balkans too(Serbia,Croatia,Romania).. ***
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>>73936139
Hmmm, i don't really know any of my grandparents, only their nationalities, they may be have history in those regions, that's probably true since my family moved a lot because of both world wars.

Hey! We may actually be related then, how about that.
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>>73935688
napoleon was a bird faced schnoz who raped his way across europe using gentiles as foot soldiers to cull their ethnicities and once he reached his schnoz cousins in russia they all partied their way back to france where he attempted to make the international zionist court his official empirial court

napoleon even said "the zionist court will rule over all of europe because al europeans are jews now" he was refering to the past millenias constant rape and infiltration successfully executed by various kike factions but this statement displeased his banker masters who knew unification was not nearly as profitable as war....

all the sudden this great emperor was shipped off to an island with little fuss..dont tell me nothing is weird about that, mr. canuk..
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Genetic heritage is pretty interdasting desu
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>>73924805
It triggers me that you keep posting it. All in all quite a good mixture.
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>>73921806
>Any Icelandic, Portuguese or Brazilians who did the test?
how come?
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>>73936574
I really like DNA.land's revision. Huge improvement. More accurate than 23andme for me..
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>>73936685
when did this happen?
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>>73932565
>mfw whiter than iceland
>mfw 2.3% neanderthal
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>>73936380
It was just an example I gave, it's a really long shot. Really really low chances

To give you a description of how fat-fetched it is: One of my aunts(great grandfathers relative) or something like that, that has the same last name as me was born in the 20 century in a poor small village. She met her future husband in that same small isolated village and surprise, they had the same family name! But, checking their oral history and other things that they found out they were not in any way related. This can also be demonstrated by the fact they had 10 kids, and most of whom are successful and few of them engineers. One of their descendants lives and works in the Netherlands today, and he's quite old too
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>>73936783
I got my updated results a couple weeks ago. No emails tho.. Just logged in at random and saw it was improved
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>>73936685
Ah, just checked it out.

pretty cool that they updated it.. 23andme is waay more accurate for my known ancestry though

both are pretty similar now
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>>73924805
>east Asian
>west African

you aren't fucking white. check this
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>>73936685

Its pretty accurate. A lot of calculators try to put me as majority French wish is simply nonsense.

Pic related.

FTDNA, Eurogenes EUTest v2 K15, and DNA.LAND seem to be the most accurate for me.
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>>73937120
>>73937053
this is what it gave me, thanks for the update


Mediterranean Islander 31%
Southwestern European 29% Southwestern European 21%
Sardinian 8.4%
South European 28% Balkan 26%
Ambiguous 1.5%
North/central European 9.1%
Ambiguous 3.1%
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>>73937036
Holy shit, haha, i was just throwing the idea out there, don't really believe it either.
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>>73935919
no some semites and cyrpto sephardis look white and some look black but big nose bird faced trAshkeNazi inbred supremacist pharacees khazarian kikels look like rats... that is the weird thing about phrenology... this trait can pop up, a normal looking ethiopean or an attractive light skinned spanish slut can shit out a rat faced dumpster baby... and that baby will sure as shit be hyper aggressive/passive aggressive, huffy, whining, lying, slutty and perverted...and the other jews will call it a gazaga ashkeNazi kike (and hand it college with a side of free housing in yidsreal on the american taxpayers dime) because they are allowed to, just like when a redhead is shitted out next by the same kike whore they call it "bastard jew"

jews demonize and deny phrenology publically and practice it privately, just like the practice of aborting defects...here in america they talk fetal rights...but not in their stolen homeland the kike hypocrites
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I took it to see if I would go bald.

Still waiting for the results.

Don't give a rat'ss ass about the "ancestry" section.
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>>73937125

You do realize West Asian is dune coon, right Ahkmed?
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>>73937232
I know. People are really diverse even in these areas of the world that are isolated and poor in Europe. All that inbreeding incest meme about Europeans is pure bullshit.
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>>73930295
126 times? No, you fuckers shaved the coins and acted the same way you do now.

At some point, you need to just accept its because its your biological imperative to Jew others. Thats why you are persecuted.
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>>73937536
>Literal CAUCASIAN people are dune coons

Ok Sultan Mehmed.
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>>73921806
>giving your genes away
no thanks shlomo
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>>73937173
>>73937230
No problem lad.

23andme is pretty accurate as well but it just says 87% Middle-Eastern/Caucasus. DNA.land actually breaks it down.

Really funny difference though.. In 23andme I'm 6% Italian but in DNA.land, it's 6% Levantine :D..
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>>73932996
What site did you use for the bottom?
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