I give you 4chan from ~70 AD
People 2000 years in the future are going to be reading our posts. How does that make you feel?
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>>73898427
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>>73898427
>I screwed the barmaid
We really are Rome 2.0 aren't we
>>73898565
>Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
DESIGNATED
>>73898427
> meme magic will one day be rediscovered after The Happening
Feels good man
2000 year old shitposting
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1826: Phileros is a eunuch!
>>73898601
The Romans were complete degenerates, the difference is that they didn't flaunt it in public on a daily basis like we do, they did it behind closed doors or during festivals.
>>73898830
>tfw all free societies lead to degeneracy which leads to that society collapsing
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
>>73898427
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>>73898427
>that pic
See, that's why it's more sensible to just use your hands
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right
I want rights like that
>you were born in the wrong millennium
>Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women
>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
>Romans were the Australians of the ancient world
KEK
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose)
>drawing of a man with a large nose
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
>Anons complaining about newfags shitting up their board
>R O M A
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>>73899242
meme magic has transcended time
>>73898608
>>73899072
found your ancestor
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
>>73898565
>ancient shitposting
>>73898427
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
>>73899542
We wuz Romans
>>73899401
the birth of the poop fetish
>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
>>73898830
You realize this is public graffiti right leaf
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1797: No young buck is complete until he has fallen in love
Man, I actually got some feels from this
>>73899150
A lupinare is a whore house.
VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
Found OP
>>73898427
There is more:
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient_Sources.htm#IG
>S tamps on jars of garum
>2569: Kosher garum
Oy vey
>>73898565
>>73900060
>Profit is happiness!
>Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
Indian Travellers? In Pompeii?
>>73900208
>Money doesn't stink
>Watch it, you that shits in this place! May you have Jove's anger if you ignore this.
Indians have been warned, use the designated street
>To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
holy shit
>Nobody is `smart' until he has loved a young girl.
what do they mean by this?
>>73898427
jesus christ we haven't really changed in the last two thousand years have we?
>You shit. Up against the wall.
2000 years later
>You shit up this board
>>73898427
I.10.2-3 (Bar of Prima); 8297: Word square
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>>73900437
Proof humans didn't evolve lel
>>73900437
makes you rethink what you learned in those history books. If we were like this 2000 years ago we must have been similar 4000 years ago. The only thing different is that now we have computers and machines
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
ebin
VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Original poster likes to screw boys.
>>73900395
He says, those who do not love young girls, are ignorant plebs
>>73898427
what is this picture, i don't understand.
>>73898427
I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
>>73899401
holy fuck.
>>73900542
>70 CE: shitposting on walls
>2016: shitposting on technology
>4016: ?
>>73898427
>How does that make you feel
I kind of like that they know we didn't ask for this
>>73898427
>Cucks were already a meme back then
>>73900708
shitposting you're mum.
>>73899401
London?
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
Things that never happened
>>73898427
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Dio%20History%20of%20Rome%2066.21-23.htm
"Numbers of huge men appeared, but bigger than any human, more like the Giants in paintings. They were seen on the mountain, in the surrounding countryside, and in the cities, wandering over the earth day and night, and also journeying through the air."
>also journeying through the air
>journeying through the air
>journeying
>through the air
AYYYYYY
ROMA
OL I M
MI L O
AMOR
>Milo confirmed roman faggot
>>73900542
We've been relatively similar for 200 000 years. A few thousand years won't change shit.
>>73900708
We'll be writing ethnic slurs and lewd jokes into the junk dna of aliens we find, just in case they evolve sentience later on and decide to check out their own code.
>>73900708
Shitposting in the matrix
This is bloody brilliant
Thanks OP
>>73900924
>the whole if you go back in time you will feel out of place meme is being debunked
>tfw you want to go back in time and shitpost around the cave 200,000 years ago
VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
>>73900817
the poo strikes again
>>73898830
>They didn't flaunt it in public
This is just fucking bullshit. Fucking retard leaf.
The romans literally have signs shaped like dicks all over that pointed towards whore houses.
>>73901124
>can't find my piss can
>oh well I'll piss in my bed
This is why Rome fell
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
a warning to literally not shitpost?
>He who has never been in love can be no gentleman.
>4chan.org
>>73900437
There were plenty of no gf Roman NEETs living off breadstamps accusing one another of buggery on shitposting walls (that some people, apparently, literally shat on.) They had fast food, energy drinks, escapist entertainment and constant debaucherous festivals, including a precession of Cybele's eunuch trap priestesses. No, we haven't changed. Oh, and lest we forget mudskins, Jews and barbarians (the same assholes opening the gates to Europe today.)
>>73901273
wrong image
>>73901273
No is basically
>STOP SHITPOSTING! MODS!!! REEEEEEEE
this makes me sad
There WONT be any sign of our times. Everything will wither(paper), everything else will be lost (digital). There are no sculptures worth saving, no buildings made to withstand the flow of time. We are truly degenerate.
Fuck me sideways
>>73900944
Too bad the message will get distorted over time. It'll confuse the fuck out of them for sure.
>>73899242
holy shit I never realised this
>>73901373
>crying out for jupiter to ban shitposters!
ALL MY KEKS!
>>73901401
>there won't be any signs of our times
>be 4016
>Australia got nuked to death by the great American - Chinese war
>Archeologists finding remains of once civilized island nation
>find computers
>find old hard drives
>recover data
>TB upon TB of shitpost data and screenshots
fear not anon, the aussies have us covered.
>>73900437
>you'll never jerk off to your newly dried interracial cuckold mosaic
The more things change, eh.
>YFW you now realize that the oldest cave painting ever found were actually shiposting with pictures
I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
>Icarus possibly a jew?
>friend wrote a crude depiction of a jew to show who is behind his misfortune?
>romans saying jews are behind everything
We'll leave relatively little written history behind. Digital data is useless and effectively rots away within decades. Just try finding a good copy of Unix version 1 and you'll see what I mean.
We're living in a new dark age, which we mistakenly think is a beacon of informational light because some slag we know is tagged in 1732 photos on Faceberg.
>>73901401
Look at it this way. Most postmodernist art is crap made with paper, or even literal crap. We'll be spared that shame.
>>73899819
>Pyrrhus to his colleague Chius: I grieve because I hear you have died; and so farewell.
Fucking feel posters.
>49BC
>Not supporting Julius Caesar
>Wants to Make Rome Great Again
>Wants to deport Gauls
>Wants to build Hadrians wall across Britania
>Is a war hero, has killed many savages
>Crosses the Rubicon, doesn't give a fuck about political correctness
>Optimates BTFO
>Senate BTFO
>>73901401
Yep, and modern architecture exists only to be demolished.
I hope there is some form of renaissance in my lifetime.
>>73901066
What if...
What if those caves are paleo-shitposting, but refined not savage like nowadays?
>>73901638
VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
>dark haired girls are untermensch and should be hated
>wouldn't mind having a dark haired gf
cucks have always been with us
YOURE A NIGGER
>>73901991
>you will never know the answer to that question
feels bad man
>>73901629
Hard drives are magnetic, they decay pretty quickly <100 years. Supposedly M-Discs last 1000 years though, they are the preferred method of meme archival.
>>73901507
MODS
>IX.8.12 Cojimas after Mount Vesuvius eruption 5301: I live.
>>73902108
>that gif
jesus dude
>>73901991
That's an example of very early meme-magic. Get everyone in the tribe to visualize the successful hunt about to happen, hunt actually is successful, tribe faith strengthened.
>>73902232
give it 50 years and we will have some real nonmagnetic archival mediums
>>73901401
You can find shitposting of the early 90's, people will find the shitposting of our time, Facebook, Reddit, etc. Shitposting will be studied by future generations who use the internet, but not ours.
Our shitposting will be forgotten, is meant to be forgotten. We have our archives but they will no last, some post may be saved but mostly will be lost.
We are the modern library of Alexandria.
>>73898427
>II.4.1 (bar; left of the door, near a picture of Mercury); 8475: Palmyra, the thirst-quencher
gatorade
>>73902278
>when you survive but everyone around you has been burnt to death or died from the ash
>>73902108
holy fuck my sides.
>>73902379
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posca
>>73902497
but does it have electrolytes
>>73901925
If Caesar wins then i'm moving to Germania.
Hope he gets assassinated.
>>73900913
Well he is roman catholic
>>73902333
>We are the modern library of Alexandria.
aliens open up the ancient archive of the great forum of 4chan
>paintings and shrines to worshiped gods such as Kek, George Zimmerman, and Donald Trump litter the boards
>aliens are excited to see what humans did with their ideas and conversations after finally achieving instant gobal communication
>see the great conversations that people around the world had with each other
>constant shitposting and memes
>aliens look back 2 thousand years to the great romans
>all of it is the same
>look back to ancient cave shitpaintings
>all of it is the same
>that is all humanity has done...just shitpost for millenias
>aliens go home
>"AYY LMAO" is heard off in the distance
>>73902397
The sad thing is that that dude probably had his lungs ripped to shit by the ash even though he survived. Poor lad.
>>73902579
>Apple cider vinegar is excellent for beating exhaustion. The amino acids it contains counteract the buildup of lactic acid you can get after exercising or other intense physical activity. It's also full of electrolytes that help eliminate that tired feeling. Electrolytes are the same thing that are in sugary sports drinks. A teaspoon of apple cider vinegar in chilled water has the same energizing effect without the sugar and artificial colors and flavors.
Yes, it has what plants crave.
>>73901991
>The guy is fucking a cow
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>>73902798
Proto-Turks
Feels good knowing the ancients were shitposters and city walls are basically the old form of social media. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
R9K tier stuff right there
>>73903235
>the beta uprising has been going on for centuries
>>73900894
fuuuuuuuuuuug
>>73899695
N streeeeeeiitts
>>73900437
History just repeats itself in infinite loops.
>>73900708
Back to walls probably.
>>73900708
Shitposting in spaaaaaaace!
>>73902108
I shouldn't have watched this at work
Gotta hide this thing for a minute
>pompeii graffiti thread
hey an excuse to post this
>>73903284
>the beta uprising has been anticipated for over 2 millennium
>>73903499
And Kek is even older.
Egyptians loved their graffiti also, I imagine their shitposting is similar to the Roman shitposting.
>>73900385
Oh God, this is basically the "but only if you post X" meme in 100 AD.
ROMA AD AETERNUM
>Laturnia Januaria, lime burner, lived 45 years.
>lime burner
Is this slang for slut who fucks brits?
>>73900385
>YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ANGRY JUPITER OF POO
>You will never shit in the loo again unless you post HELLO JUPITER
>>73903832
>may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
>MODS! MODS!
I don't get why people are upset we haven't changed.
If anything it is humanizing that despite the leaps and bounds we have made to daily life and technological advancement, we still behave very much the same way.
>>73898565
The origin of OP is a faggot
>>73904024
It's just like the WWI photo of the guys posing with artillery for dicks, compared to modern marines in fallujah posing with a LAW as a dick.
>>73904024
I don't think it's upsetting, people are just used to static, stoic figures in history texts, and these writings make them more intimately relatable.
>>73904024
Because Rome collapsed and all sorts of barbarous shit happened. And we're past Rome in terms of degeneracy.
>Caesius faithfully loves M[…name lost]
>VIII (Street of the Theaters); 64: A copper pot went missing from my shop. Anyone who returns it to me will be given 65 bronze coins (sestertii). 20 more will be given for information leading to the capture of the thief.
Do you think anyone ever completed this quest?
>>73903961
HELLO JUPITER
>>73904550
>TFW nobody ever interacted with your low level random quest encounter
>>73898427
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
>>73904463
The feels are real. We will never know who that poor bastard loved.
>>73904463
>tfw Caesius returned to that wall and removed her name himself after she broke his heart
>>73899804
I recently read that one. It wasn't that great.
http://exhentai.org/g/901210/9441f26e0d/
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1881: Virgula to her friend Tertius: you are disgusting!
I'm sorry Tertius, I hope you survived pomeii and got a qt gf
>>73904463
things like these make me somewhat hopeful
We rise. We fall. We rise again.
We survive and change but stay the same.
It makes me happy and sad, having a connection with the past, witnessing those things that are gone for so long.
>>73900708
>its year 4016
>mankind has transcended its solar sistem and conquered the galaxy
>we discover many ayy lmaos
>we find out they have a pretty advanced sence of humour
>at first its only minor joke battles,but eventually it turns into an all in shitposting war
>when mankind starts to loose it retreats to its home planet to find a way to defeat the ayys
>they find out criogenically frozen aussies
>the aussies brake containment and destroy both humanity and the ayys with their sick bantz
>aussies rule the world
>they end arguments by shitposting
>their jobs is to shitpost
>there are special shitposting criminals wanted for shitposting banks into giving them money
>there are shitposting mercenaries
>>73904638
CORNELIUS
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>>73901401
>everything else will be lost (digital)
>implying government spies don't back up every useless bit of data on the internet and store it on media that will last a billion years
Because muh watch lists
>>73904463
>>73904934
Oh shit.
>>73904638
WILL CORNELIUS EVER RECOVER?
>>73904934
>my sides
>>73904934
screen'd
This is beautiful
>I.10.2-3 (Bar of Prima); 8258, 8259: The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar:
> [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.”.
>[Answer by Successus]: “Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.”
>[Answer by Severus]: “I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you.”
Severus was a fucking savage
>>73901273
Sounds like a "send this to 10 people or your goldfish will die next week now you've seen it there's no going back"
>>73900542
Humans have changed relatively little compared to our environment for the past 70,000 years
Hell, if you look at Western European cave paintings in France and Spain, both were done almost 20,000 years apart from one another. Change happened very very slowly in terms of lifestyle.
It really wasn't until the Neolithic revolution (when we started planting crops and forming cities instead of hunting elk and mammoth) that the fast change hit.
Then from that point, we the world around us just kind of skyrocketed, and seems to be changing faster and faster at an exponential rate with each passing year, disproportionate to the changes in we as humans.
if the Romans had computers, they'd be shit posting online against Carthinians, etc.
somebody please save this thread
>05/13/16
>the day /pol/ their roman ancestor
>>73905191
>the first cancerous chain mail thread
jesus christ
>I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
>>73903948
Could be an alchemist.
>>73905195
>if the Romans had computers
They were eerily close at least once
>>73898565
RGTOW
>>73905435
Nice clone tool.
>>73900060
>I detest beggars. If somebody asks for something for free, he is an idiot; let him pay his cash and get what he wants.
Romans salted about muh gibmedats lol
>>73905314
>friends forever
>>73905468
What?
>>73900060
>Laturnia Januaria, lime burner, lived 45 years.
Burn the lime, pay the dime
![aea155a792[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gBI0N7x.png "aea155a792[1].png")
>roman 4chan
>AL-Meem is in the quran
>the infancy bibles are 90% dank memes
this only proves that god is real and he encoded dank memes in our DNA
>>73899401
I don't get it.
>>73904550
Right below that inscription
>We are not your personal centurions, go bugger up another mans anus
>>73904934
fucking love it
>>73905471
Well how is a Roman citizen supposed to find gainful employment in a market with literal slaves?
>inb4 join the legion
>stationed in judea
>>73898608
> If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
>tfw no gf
>>73905435
The Roman civilization met all the requirements necessary for a technological revolution except one: they didn't have the need for it. They had slaves to do all the work. That's why they never really bothered to make work easier.
>>73904934
>>73905995
You should probably start believing in Venus then, you faithless deviant
>>73905995
>you will never have a cutie Roman gf who looks great in a toga
>CIL IV. 1883: NEMO EST BELLVS NISI QVI AMAVIT MVLIEREM ADVLES
>Nobody is `smart' until he has loved a young girl
Roman ... (Polanski)
>>73904934
>Strayas are the Krogans of shitposting
>The intergalactic community had to release an advanced species of emus to reduce their numbers
>>73906098
It could have been beautiful, if they'd just gone that little bit further.
>>73906098
>who needs the automobile?
>DUDE
>NIGGERS
>LMAO
III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Theophilus the absolute madman!
>>73906387
>drives itself
>comfortable
>all terrain
we're only now just reaching this point again
>>73906098
They had technological revolution, they just never bothered with industrial revolution.
They had spinning rooms, powered by the water energy.
They had elevators.
They had huge hydraulic pumps, that pumped water into arenas and generated waves to reenact naval battles with real ships.
Technologically they were in the 15th century.
>tfw you've seen this exact thread on /pol/ once every year for the past 7 years
time is a peculiar thing, always twisting, repeating itself
Pompeii red flag. Lava cant melt steel armor.
>>73905236
Don't worry somebody will post it on /r/4chan
>>73906546
My bad. I used the wrong term.
>>73906610
I suppose we never get tired of reminding ourselves that people just like us (i.e. shitposters) existed 2,000 years ago. It's quite novel, and it's a bit comforting.
>>73905124
OH SNAP
>>73906610
>tfw you've seen this exact graffiti on the wall once every century for the past 100,000 years
time is a peculiar thing, always twisting, repeating itself.
>>73906546
>if faggot mudslimes and nigger barbarians didnt burn down rome we wouldve had an entire steampunk era and computers by the time we discovered america
if only i had a time machine
>>73904934
thank you cigany for making me laugh , yours sincerely magyar frenemy.
>>73904705
thanks kraut!
>>73905435
That's greek
>>73898830
>they didn't flaunt it in public on a daily basis like we do
No, they just didn't consider it degenerate because they weren't sworn to the words of the stick Jew
2000 years from now...
>ur mom
>no u
>>73906543
Think of it this way. Car engines eat gasoline, slaves eat bottom feeding maggots and lentils. Car engines expel toxic fumes, slaves expel noxious smells. Slaves and cars both need maintaining and only last ~20 years max. And both can be used to commit crimes such as robbery/burglary, theft, manslaughter and if stolen, they are both worth looking for to get back since they're expensive.
>>73902333
>be me
>be muhreen
>in the magical desert of Kuwait
>get put in ancient ass hooches in Camp Patriot, get comfy
>start to wandering into old empty hooches out of boredom on a meritorious day off
>find hooch with just a single wall locker in it, I'm compelled to investigate it
>literally almost every square inch covered doodles and shitposts
>"Gunny Felix is a faggot" "3rd Tracks D Co. was here '91-'92" "Fuck you Sadaam" "Lainley sucks dick" "Desert Duck was here" and more
>dick drawings everywhere, both doodles and extremely detailed ones
I bet you can find more stuff like this if you go urban exploring, I found more 90s devil dog shit like that at the ranges too
>>73907000
Nah, it had to happen. No one was bothered by anything in Rome anymore.
You have slaves to do all the labor, fuck slave girls all day, take drugs, drink wine, watch gladiator battles and read news about legions fighting some sheep fucking barbarians overseas and goth refugees coming to Rome at boats. Why do anything?
It is war perpetual war in Europe that advanced the civilization.
And you are now living during another fall of civilization. Everyone is so preachy about peace they forgot that war is the only thing that keeps the civilization afloat.
>>73898427
hi future people
remember me as the saviour of the white race
>>73907616
>future anons will read this thread and laugh at us laughing at past anons from Rome
feels strange
>>73907616
Nigel, you didn't even get elected
Shut the fuck up
>>73907616
Don't listen to this man, shitposters of the future, He, in fact, prays to Allah 5 times a day, and is a Moslem infiltrator!
>>73906430
>tfw you will never lick the pussy of an ancient roman qt against the great walls of pompeii
maybe in another life
>>73907793
I pray to kek that the people from future don't know what "Allah" or "muslim" mean
>>73902278
>>73907616
>posted from Londonistan
>>73900491
Lost it at Milo Amor.
>>73907927
I doubt it. Even if religions are gone in the future, there will still be archives. Our descendants deserve to know the name of the enemy during WWIII and what to do should it arise again.
>>73907927
No worries. The false prophets of Islam will eventually be forgotten with the flow of time, but memes, and therefore Kek, are eternal.
VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius); 3494: In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, “Six!” while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, “No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”. By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out. Above his head are the words, “Go on, get out of here! You have been fighting!”
>ancient rollan thread
>mod bans you and kicks you out.
(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio): Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Lewd graffiti from ancient Pompeii.
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/lewd_graffiti_from_ancient_pompeii
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>>73904934
>shitposting mercenaries
>deathstroke is australian
pottery
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
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>I made bread
one. Always been my favorite.
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
>ancient butthurt
>>73908262
This
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1880: Lucius Istacidius, I regard as a stranger anyone who doesn’t invite me to dinner.
>>73908988
Dude must've been proud of his bread.
>tfw there was a jamie vardy viking at one point
CHAT
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1880: The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.
t. Donald Trump
>>73909218
>ancient gib me dats
>>73909223
Must've been an ebin bread
>>73909218
Ancient Bernie supporters
Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10674: [a bar tab] …Some nuts …? coins; drinks: 14 coins; lard: 2 coins; bread: 3 coins; three meat cutlets: 12 coins; four sausages: 8 coins. Total: 51 coins
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1951: Sarra, you are not being very nice, leaving me all alone like this
>>73908262
>a short man
MODS AND JANNIES CONFIRMED MANLETS
VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
>pic related it's me and my bitch
>>73908988
For some reason that's hilarious
VII.2.18 (vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant
VII.2.48 (House of Caprasius Primus); 3061: I don’t want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world
>>73909353
>little fuzzy bunny milk monkey
God that's hot
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!
>ancient yelp for escorts
>>73900894
>a roman /x/ poster
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
kek
>>73900385
so jupiter is the toilet witch
>>73910244
needs to be a banner
>>73901401
Then go carve on a rock dumbass.
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1926: Epaphra is not good at ball games.
>ancient bullies
IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
>Secundus confrimed shitposter!
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
>>73898565
Literally proof that the Romans were the greatest civilization ever to appear on earth and we haven't moved forward one bit
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
mean while on things that never happened...
>VII.6.35 (Brothel of Venus; on the Vico dei Soprastanti opposite the Vicolo del Gallo); 1645: May Love burn in some lonely mountains whoever wants to rape my girl friend!
ancient carl the cuck
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>>73910563
after reading all this stuff it isn't hard to believe that western europeans are related to these people
>VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
Race mixing, where it all began
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
>haha burnt benis :DDDD o fug dis hurt :DDDDDD
>VII.7.5 (House of the Calpurnii); 4783: Crescens is sweet and charming
Friendzoned.
>>73905195
>if the Romans had computers, they'd be shit posting online against Carthinians, etc.
Don't Native American tribes more or less do this to each other?
>tfw you think almost daily about the fact that you will never be born and live in an ancient civilization
>>73910244
Mods please make this a banner
>>73910834
>Venus Fisica is a confirmed race traitor and possibly a cuck
>>73910244
make this banner plz
