israel brings the bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
europe literally BTFO will it ever recover?
>>73894630
delet this
Watching Europe get btfo is my favorite pastime
>>73894630
Jews are fucking lame. Is this what passes for humor these days?
Fuck liberals and fuck kikes.
>>73894630
How does he have four head?
>>73894630
Pretty catchy not gonna lie
>>73894987
4 head better than 1
>>73894630
maybe i should move to israel
>>73895040
/thread
>mfw I'm starting to like Israel
A good end to a boring day.
>>73894630
Fuck me my sides left orbit!
You are not so bad Israel well done
>>73894975
>butt blasted ahmed
>>73894630
That's the thing about Jews, aside from all the scheming, greed and multiculturalism they are actually pretty funny
>>73894630
That dance. My sides
>>73895381
ikr
>>73895242
It was their plan all along
We've been played
>>73894630
Is this the group that Israel is sending this year?
It's not like getting terrorists into Europe is anything new for the Jews.
>>73894630
fucking lel
>>73894975
>being this mad
>>73894630
Israel is in Eurovision too though.
Eurovision is some shitty meme event that isn't sacred in any way at all, desu ISIS could join and I wouldn't care.
>>73895677
Israel has already won the Eurovision, 3 times.
>>73895677
yeah the fags from tel aviv love it for some reason. it's a joke that that it's a total fagfest.
we even sent a tranny once and >she took the 1st prize. can't make this up. this year we're sending you fat skrillex.
>>73894630
Awesome Job Israel. Just one criticism, why didn't they explode at the end?
>>73894975
Are you mad because Canada is French?
>>73895311
Dost, you really need a new HDD to store more reaction images.
>>73894630
it became funny when they brought out the cage. gj kikes
>>73895846
I don't know if other countries take it seriously but here it's barely even considered a joke.
>>73896089
it's a political contest where your country can beat other countries
what's not to like you feminist bitch?
Best ally in the history of alliances
>>73896290
It's a libshit hugfest where the most progressive act wins
I'm surprised all the acts aren't mudslimes and niggers yet
>>73894630
Reminder that Eurovision became shit after that Austrian faggot with the beard won..
Jews did 9/11
>>73894630
EU should change its anthem to this
>>73894630
WTF I love Israeli bantz now
>>73896439
>>73896549
SHIT WHAT NOW ?!?!?!?!
>>73895881
Pajeet, if you've seen what passes for Hollywood entertainment, you'd hate jewish comedy as well.
Critics on RT gave Trainwreck an 85%. It's sooooo funneh
What song is this parodying?
>>73896439
>>73896549
WTF
New phone ringtone
>>73896439
>>73896549
>>73894630
10/10
This play every time you get into /pol/
>>73896780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZMV6qCkRnU
sweden YES. judging by their huge grins they are probably singing about muslim immigration too
>>73896643
Hey it wasn't that bad.
Israeli "'''''humor''''''
>>73896549
>>73896439
>>73894630
Hahaha
No we will never recover. The left wing has to be destroyed forever
>>73896439
>>73896549
DELET THIS
>>73894630
that guy has too many heads.
>>73897241
>triggered
>>73894961
>mfw that is literally your face
>>73897305
are you planning to behead him, Rayyis?
>>73894630
Looks like 4 kikes dressed as members of the so-called Islamic State group.
Hang on a sec...
>>73895861
>fat skrillex
kek
>>73894961
How much did that grill cost man?
The last time Germany rounded-up and expelled Jews...it experienced the biggest economic boom in history.
>>73896549
>> mfw when montenegro thinks they're relevant
Why are Jews so based?
Kikes are the cause of mass Muslim immigration into Europe
This is just rubbing salt into the wounds
>>73895846
3 of 6 million
>>73896439
>>73896549
Hey rabbi, whatcha doin
Why does she have a French accent?
Btw jews, how much holocaust education do you get becausd I looked at the comments in op's vid and like usual every jew talks about the nazis when debating
>>73894630
>Sweden as a host
All of it matches
>>73897989
because Swedish accent isn't a meme, and no one wants to learn it
>>73894630
Funny you post this because according to intelligence sources 9 men are plotting to attack Stockholm tomorrow during the Eurovision final.
What are you planning Israel? Make sure you escape before it kicks off, not like pic related. He failed to leave the site in time.
>>73898154
Swedish accents don't exist anymore...
>Israel makes fun of ISIS
>makes fun of terrorist attacks
>no attacks on Israel from ISIS
>pure coincidence
>>73895587
Shalom, my lady!
What is her name?
>>73894630
Based Israel.
Here are more Shekels from my tax dollars so you can kill more terrorists and embarrass Europe.
>>73898208
>killing off alot of swecucks, fags and retards, whilst causing Swedens image to plunge further down the shitter.
Whats the downside?
>>73898208
proofs?
>>73898396
liat har lev. she's in the video. a really gifted impersonator tbqh, though she doesn't really get to shine in this one.
Pretty lulzy to mock the exact policies that you push into Europe.
>>73898344
Liat Har-Lev
Here's the article for anyone wondering:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565262/Could-ISIS-targeting-Eurovision-song-contest-Organisers-admit-working-closely-police-eight-ISIS-militants-enter-Sweden-intent-terror-attack.html
Original Swedish source is also in that link.
>>73898519
Oh thank you, goyim
*blows up statute of liberty*
Oh whoopsie.
>>73898396
ליאת הר לב
google that sire
>>73898635
Is this a man?
>>73898708
yes
>>73894630
Funny joke. Ive heard it 6 million times already.
>>73898208
>intelligence sources
when are muslims not plotting to kill non-muslims?
>>73898566
>proofs
you're on /pol/
>>73898519
what, no tip?
>>73894961
>american
>posting a gif of a black man
>calls europeans cucks
fuck, i fucking hate ameriniggers.
Jag har visioner för millioner
Gyllene dojor för dig och lyckan är gjord
(Säg mer vi tror på ditt ord)
Tänk dig ett hinder, (det flyger du över)
Vingar på skorna (är allt vad du behöver)
Åh, jag kan bli vad jag önskar
I min förtrollade värld
>>73898635
fuckin dropped
>>73898834
we also hate you, eurotrash
>>73898951
Fuck off you kike, i wish the holocaust happened, hitler should of gassed every single one of you.
>>73897026
>>73898914
was supposed to be a response to this
>>73898951
That's not unexpected
>>73894630
Why are the jews in Israel not funny? Is it being surrounded by people who hate them? Is it because of the high amount of Ruszians?
>>73899022
but he did gas Jews
>>73899022
>>73899041
Swedes can't handle the bantz.
>>73898676
>*blows up statute of liberty*
Yeah, like Jews would do that before Europe's precious Muslims would. I love you England, but pull your head out off your ass.
>>73898821
>what, no tip?
You took everything but the tip when I was born.
>>73899022
lol im a convert hitler would have never guessed :)
Daily reminder:
Over 2100 Europeans have been murdered or injured by ISIS inside Europe,North Africa or Occupied Anatolia in the last 12 months and Israel is taking the piss out of it.
100,000 have been subject to rape and breeding, 1.5mn have been subject to crime from influx and over 12mn have had their services cut by their governments so national resources are spent on parasite invaders. Entire areas of housing that were once European are now mini Arabia's.
It's only getting worse with the EUSSR shilling for 80mn more brown muslims joining the continent from Occupied Anatolia giving Europe direct legal borders with the middle east. Terror group ISIS have a operation ongoing called "Break the Siege" which is the infiltration of Europe using IS funded "migrants" as cover. over 10,000 "lions" are said to be in Germany alone.
>>73898687
That armpit is frightening.
>>73898938
That's fucking gross. How does the skin even fold like that
>>73899212
>Yeah, like Jews would do that before Europe's precious Muslims would.
Its not a race. Theres plenty of terror and bloodshed for both of us
>>73899178
hurr bantz
Everyone on /pol/ isnt a national-socialist, most people here are just semi-cucks.
Fuck off you nigger
>>73899093
no
>>73899272
>not suckling on armpit labia majora
are you a virgin
>>73898566
Here >>73898672
>>73898834
>Americans bring blacks over to be slaves
>Europeans bring them over to culturally enrich themselves
>Y-You're the cucks
>>73898519
<3 best ally
>>73899254
Well we take the piss out of everything as well
>>73899421
Do we? You can barely make a joke anymore without getting arrested or some no spined left wing faggot offended making a scene.
It's okay to insult anything white, christian or european in general but if you insult anything opposite that, you're in for a world of hurt.
>>73899376
based USA.
>Jews move from Europe to mid-east
>Europe becomes rich and peaceful
>Mid-east becomes destitute and war-torn
>Jews send Muslims from mid-east to Europe
>>73899254
Some bullshit about halal here. Also, butchers more often then not come from Middle Asia (as many low-skilled workers do), so there's nothing surprising there're a lot of muslim butchers.
At least we're not kuked enough to have a muslim mayor in Moscow, but who fucking knows.
>>73899563
jews were always in europe, burger
even after the holocoaster
>>73899376
> elite bring over niggers for their own benefits in america
> elite bring over niggers for their own benefits in europe 200 years later
> og cuckmericans trying to banter anyone
>>73899563
yeah because Muslims are a peaceful people, and never mass murder each other for Allahu reasons
>>73894630
Well played
>>73894961
>literally a nigger
You know even if something did happen tonight or tomorrow. Self suicidal traitors like pic related will act the same way.
>>73899527
I thought you were talking in the /pol/ context but I doubt these satirists have connections with the likes of george soros and such. You should interpret the message as being "europe youre fucking stupid wake up" instead of "hah Europe"
>>73899611
can you tell me why so many russians over here hate mr putin? are russian jews kek'd?
>>73899684
>>73899376
>gives the slaves freedom
>now getting enriched on a daily basis
Lel.
>>73899527
You finally get it bro
>>73899611
what do russians think about russian israelis? they seem to be very pro-russia
>>73896439
>>73896549
>>73899773
>>73899862
take it easy with your jewing mates
>>73899773
only ukranian israelis hate putin, the russians i've talked to adore him for some reason. it's funny how we call them both "russian" when they hate eachother
>>73899862
wtf shlomo, all vlads and boris's i've met hated general put put
The song is pretty catchy
Reminder that this show is broadcast in Israel's primetime,
and no one gives a fuck about it being ''"racist"'' or ''''islamophobic''''
>>73899934
SHUT
>>73895881
I think that you are butthurt because India is a Muslim nation.
I love how many 4chan posters have actually chosen to believe the anti-Jew memes on here as opposed to actual instances where Jews have been wrong.
First, Israel is a creation of Europeans due to what Europeans did to Jews in Europe. Europe fucked over the Jews and the Muslims, but this is somehow the fault of Jews to you guys. Look in the mirror.
Second, the only actual problem intelligent people have with Jews in the states is that you cannot criticize them the same way we can Christians. That's it.
Finally, Jews are your scapegoat because you do not have the balls to truly criticize the violent thugs that you have brought into your country for no reason. Your blind hatred of Jews makes them even more based because they do the one thing you do not have the balls to do: resist radical Islam.
>>73899376
>white America will be history in near future
Good goy. Don't reproduce and keep shitposting.
>>73899939
ohh that makes sense, forgot about the crimea situation
>>73899800
>kicked out of every nation
>hated by everyone
>is only 0.2% of the world's population
>still controls everything
success breeds jealousy
>>73894630
takbir!!
Best ally israel bringing the heat (seeking missiles).
>>73900079
You are the best goy
>>73900079
Who do you think pays the violent thugs :^)
Case closed.
>>73894630
>Bring Muslims over to Europe
>Mock us for having them.
Fuck you, when the time comes you infectious rats will be culled too.
>>73898834
don't you ever disrespect the Based God ever again or face his wrath
TYBG
When will /pol/ learn that the Jews are our allies?
>>73900219
POO (IN THE) LOO
>>73900219
>bringing the heat
>>73894630
The tune is pretty catchy.
>>73900323
FU britain, spilled my coffee all over.
audible keks were had.
>>73896439
>>73896549
Shit. Pack it in, boys.
We've gotta go back to the drawing board..
>>73900264
you smell that, chaim?
nothing like the smell of goyim tears in the morning.
>>73900219
hello my based indian brother
>>73900377
/check'd
>>73900411
hello israel bro, greater israel when?
If you guys need more men let us know, glad to remove kebab.
>>73895381
Sasha Baron Cohen is hilarious.
>>73900323
carlos!
>>73896439
>>73896549
/pol/ is over now. Nothing more to see here.
>>73894630
I always knew that Israel is my greatest ally.
>>73900585
may we remove kebab and increase scientific discovery. greater israel? maybe one day
>>73894975
if i were an israeli i couldnt stop myself from smiling seeing all those leftist fuckfaces struggling to find any answer to islamism after berating and bitching about Israel and its methods for the past 50 years.
>>73894630
Tough times for abu hajjar.
>>73900588
little unknown fact (i think) about sasha baron cohen: in his movies whenever he speaks a foreign language (like kazakian or whatever the fuck they speak in kazakhstan) he actually speaks hebrew with some funny accent, and it's usually pretty broken hebrew (like an american would speak) and he just says random things. for an israeli it always sounds incredibly stupid.
>>73894630
I'm sorry, but I literally do not find this funny, it feels really insulting.
Why don't we have a German dressing up as Hitler and gassing Jews at Eurovision? Is that a taboo?
>>73900858
sacha baron cohen lived in israel for a year in a kibbutz
>>73900960
Why don't you save your fucking country instead hanz.. just curious.. THIS is what you choose to be upset about, it's hard to help you..
And i have family in germany so it's not like i don't have any stake in the game.. but you're not helping..
>>73896439
>>73896549
>>73894630
>Israel
>Eurovision
Really?
>>73900960
stop living in a time warp, hans
hitler fashion is sooo old even my grandpa would think its outdated
>>73900960
>Is that a taboo?
No. That's a crime.
>>73901070
I can be upset over more than one thing, I'm not a monkey.
This feels like being laughed at, having our national struggle made light of, to have the dead people from all the attacks and killings trampled, pissed on their graves.
>>73901196
hahaha.. don't kid yourself jew.. it's coming back.
Your synagogue of satan little agents making it bad for europe.. you will have revenge brought upon you..
If you want a little hint go check out ezekiel 8-10.. enjoy.. cause when you destroy christianity which was your greatest ally..guess what happens to your support.. and yeah, you read it wrong when you thing god is going to swoop down and save you that's only AFTER you're judged..
>>73901253
well hanz maybe you shouldn't spam-vote CDC for merkel and then blame the jews for your misfortune...
>estonia mention
10/10 bantz, new ringtone.
>>73901480
I never voted for Merkel, and I am not blaming you for my misfortune, I am feeling insulted by your peoples existence.
>>73901412
(cont) how do you think the mahdi is going to stand in israel and proclaim himself to be right hand of god after dealing with you..
No wait.. that wasn't supposed to happen.. you should study harder.. "no god you're supposed to help us out" "you were supposed to follow the messiah remember..?"
>>73894975
they could did this better in my opnion.
ו OP חכיתי שמישהו ישים את זה פה.
>>73900960
>s-stop it guys it's n-not funny anymore
lmao fucking assblasted.
>>73901630
>I live in a country where everything is given to me and if someone is mean to us we will simply blame one of the 44 countries that hate us
Nice going
>>73901412
hehe *tips fedora*
nuthin personel........ kid....
>>73901253
>our national struggle made light off
Excuse me where do you live again?
>>73901607
>talks about "mahdi" the shia messiah
>denmark flag
it all checks out. shia muslim immigrant detected. this isn't the first time you've been spotted.
Islam RELIGION OF PEACE
>>73901564
well feeling insulted is a SJW bleeding heart lefty think to do hanz
>>73900858
That's pretty funny. Always assumed it was Kazakh. His Ali G stuff is gold.
>>73901735
Indeed it's not personal, the cup of your misdeeds flows over.. it's a cup of full a meassure of indignation.
>>73901769
>acting as if all muslims don't expect him..
>acting as if mahdi prophecy is not in the sunnah aswell..
>acting as if i'm a muslim
No i'm not.. i'm someone who knows. you false lhebrew you.
>>73901607
>> mfw I realize you're a muslim rapefugee in denmark
>>73901564
>I am feeling insulted by your peoples existence.
He typed as his own country helped flood Europe with unskilled radical Muslims. "Fucking Jews" he though as his wife was raped by "refugees" while leaving the supermarket. "Goddamn kikes!" he bellowed as people his own government encouraged to come to Europe plotted and succeeded at terrorist attacks on his European neighbors.
Hans had finally identified the true villains of his time. However, Hans became ill from his diet of sauerkraut and Muslim semen and passed away shortly after him posting.
The Jews had done it again.
>>73894630
Lol, good video.
>>73901898
why cant you take the bantz? it feels like i'm talking to a 12 year old with a shitposting permit.
>>73895040
>>73895198
That's because it's not an original tune - it's the swedish "classic"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTFec_mrD-c
>>73902117
>>73902117
Projection
>>73902082
you are wrong about that.. i hate muslims and i hate jews (false hebrews) but know their texts and their agendas respectively and they are clearly wrong and cling to their stupidity with their fingernails.. .. find me a category why don't you?
Appreciate the bantz though.
>>73899800
I Wish we could expulsion peoples these days.
>>73902117
You've made my day, American.
>>73902207
I have intense hatred of muslims and jews.. it's not an easy thing for me to do.. I apologize if i don't fit into your neat little pattern of the world.
>>73897026
Actually they're singing about golden shoes, which ironically is something I would imagine you're interested in.
>>73894630
breddy gud song 2bh
>>73902117
Maximum kek
>>73902117
quality bants lad
/pol/ decided a few months ago that if IS attack Eurovision the official hashtag is:
#12pointsforISIS
Get your flag filters ready
>>73902117
Kek'd almost as hard as I did when those two towers collapsed
>>73894630
Based Israel
>>73895311
Why do people in India seriously believe shitting on the street is a better alternative to pretending toilets have witches?
>>73902560
>neat little pattern of the world
>sorry I don't fit into your ideals wahhh
You sound like one of those butthurt genderfluid sjw
>>73894630
l i t f a m t b h
>>73894630
>Israel pays ISIS to overthrow the Syrian government and laughs at Europe when they try to help Syrian "refugees" in their naive retardation and get fucked by ISIS in the process.
Why haven't goys joined together to get rid of le chosen people ?
>>73902766
Fuck you straya, both muslims and false hebrews are to be removed, why do you think the "jews" are so fucking ugly and the muslims are so fucking murderous.. they are spots of the feast of his charity..
If i had the will and the ability i would crush them and grind them into dust and even their tears would be like dust for what they have done..
They mean nothing, they're a cancer on this planet.. And the lord giveth and the lord taketh away..
Fuck you and your pathetic oppinion, you can't see the forest for the trees.
Jews are way better than muslims. Cheers for the keks.
>>73897778
>mfw when
>>73898834
Shitty inefficient armor you got there.
>>73902117
hahahahahahahahah
Canada is next :(
>>73894630
THEY STOLE THAT SONG ABU HAJAAR WROTE
THIEVES!!!!!!!
this is bretty good
>>73901564
The jew always will laugh at everythig, until they dont laugh anymore...
Jesus this thread is like another shoah
OY VEY!!
>>73896439
>>73896549
>post times
I don't think so negro.
as a greek I'm very jealous of Isreal's skills at kebap removal.
>>73897718
>keynesian stimulus is economic growth
>>73894630
>those paki flags
Based Israel
>>73902486
we could and we should
>>73902757
Because we live in a free country unlike Australia's 'democracy' which still licks the Queen's 93 year old rotten butt-crack.
>>73894961
Kek salty European tears taste the best
>>73894630
>jews flood Europe with sandniggers and now Israel even taunts us for it
>>73897241
>shut it down oy vey
>>73906382
come on hungabro we are on the same team.
>>73894630
top kek I am fucking enjoying this
>>73894630
Not all Muslims. Nothing to see here, racists
>>73906382
Sure it was the Jews, because nobody will profit more from the islamisation of the worlds most powerful countries than the Jews r-right?
Seriously goyim you blaming us for your lack of action against your new conquerors is pathetic.
Remember your beloved fuhrer loved those sandniggers and sucked arab cuck whenever he had a chance.
This would have happened even if the final solution would have manifested because you are weak and submissive.
>>73906844
This is why Trump =! Hitler
>>73906772
Redit called, your wife needs a lift back from her black boyfriend's home.
>>73906844
respecting the enemy doesn't mean letting him win. i don't think hitler would've taken the muslim dick like some captain sweden. he did destroy europe which caused it to be where it is today, though.
>>73906825
>What is divide and conquer?
>>73907197
Hitler allied with the sandniggers, he did not consider them enemies at all.
>>73894630
Oh shit. I'm pissing myself laughing. Fucking hell.
This is too much.
>>73897323
>>73897704
>>73898834
>>73899701
All these butt blasted eurofags describing people as based but not knowing the Basedgod.
>>73894630
now i get it why kikes want a multicultural europe because when europe will be flooded by muslims they will appear as our only salvation kikes as bad as muslims
>>73894961
Be quiet and give Israel more money.
>>73907439
muslims aren't our problem if they stay in their shithole. which was the case back then
>>73907862
oh no you must preserve the gypsy race!
Remember when the kikes were panicking at the Israeli youth leaving the homeland for cheaper yogurt
>>73894630
Very enjoyable.
Is real brings the pain.
Also happy independence day( even tho I'm kinda late)
>>73908113
>israeli youth
i believe they are called "butthurt liberals". same type of people who threaten to leave US if trump is elected. some of them will move, only to come back crawling a year later.
>>73907317
You people are literally retarded and know nothing about politics.
Please explain, because well i don't have any experiance with politics, how exactly do those sneeky Jews plan to conquer both Europe and all muslim countries?
It must be one great plan:
1. Allow massive numbers of muslims into Europe
2.Muslims gain more and more power (yes they hate the Jews and Jews are fleeing to Israel from Europe but hey thats just part of the plan)
3....
4....
5....
6. Everybody on the world is now a Jew and Bibi is the Emperor of Greater Israel.
There are people who are causing it but they aren't Jews i can guarantee you that.
>>73908229
Israel** fuck autocorrect
Oh look goy Jews made another unfunny play.
Hopefully they nuke you next, fucking degenerate kikes.
>>73898555
This
>>73908229
thanks famalam, not late to the party
>>73908353
>Hopefully they nuke you next, fucking degenerate kikes.
have you wonder how come ISIS doesn't attack israel?
risk thread
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>>73908561
It has to do something with destabilization of Syria and taking the attention away from that zionist shithole the kikes call Holly Land maybe?
>>73894630
A bit too try hard desu, didnt really laugh. Pretty bad delivery. Initially a good idea though and obviously made legitimate points. I rate 6/10.
Happy independence day though.
[spoiler]tfw birthday on israeli independence day, but not jewish[/spoiler]
>>73908512
What do you guys think of Sebia, if you think about us at all.
>>73909103
based
>>73908254
This. The jews arent the ones causing it to europe, its the elites who want a divided, subservient population to rule over.
>>73908561
why hasn't isis attacked israel?
why hasn't isis attacked US?
why hasn't isis attacked canada?
why hasn't isis attacked australia?
why has isis only attacked europe?
>protip: one of those will simply let you in if your name is muhammad and the authorities won't even know you're there or what you brought in with you
also,
>fighting a losing battle on several fronts
>how should we improve our position?
>i know, let's attack the only country in the region that is stronger in several orders of magnitude than our current enemies!
>surely they won't fuck our shit up in less than a week!
nice logic senpai
>>73909222
That plays a part but it isn't the full picture.
>>73909222
du er bare en jodisk fjert slange
>>73908561
>have you wonder how come ISIS doesn't attack israel?
If they tried they would fail.
Israel is probably the only country in the world that cares about its people.
Not to mention the fantastic intelligence services they poses.
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western country that cares about its people*
Well the US too but thats a different story.
