The indians were right all along.
I took another shit in the yard today. It was fast clean and feels like i just had a enema; meaning it feels like i shit out ancient feces that ive been carrying
Squatting outside to shit is the best and now i wont get ass cancer and hemorrhoids
POO
IN
THE
No one ever mentions how india eat with their fingers.
POO THEN EAT WITH SHIT FINGERS.
DAMN
LOO
>>73894463
>i wont get ass cancer
Since when shitting in the toilet gives you cancer? Jesus.
Is this why Americans are so fat?
>fast food french fries stays in stomach forever
>eat a lot of it
>it never leaves stomach unless using ancient indian poo in loo advice
>>73894463
That's right, better start covering yourself in shit.
>>73895907
does your bull allow you to eat freedom fries?
>>73896079
I cleaned up with the garden hose.
I recommend everyone try yard-shitting at least once, assuming you can even deep squat anymore. I listened to the birds chirp and was done very fast, like 1-2mins squatting instead of 5-10min on the toilet
>>73897711
Or I could simply squat on the toilet itself...
+ they are hardly the first or last to do it... most asian toilets are squat based
>>73899225
>simply squat
Not everyone is a slav bro
>>73894463
http://www.menshealth.com/health/pooping- wrong
Heck even Indian loos are configured to be used in a squatting position