ignore the ice cream. what do you call 20-somethings that collect this kind of shit?
i fucking hate them.
>>73865443
>what do you call 20-somethings that collect this kind of shit?
"Consumers".
they have group get-togethers and play board games.
the fat girlfriend of the group is always a buzz kill but she collects the stupid doll shit because she thinks it makes her cool and cute.
cmon /pol/ name these types of people
>>73865443
Autistic. Coincidentally, that's what I'd call you as well.
>>73865443
degenerate
op is jealous that people can have hobbies and intrests where as he is just a sad fuck with no friends watching 10 year old repeating episodes of what ever dogshit happens to be on tv that day
>>73865443
filthy fucking weaboo degenerates
>>73865443
>all those game-related collectables
>no games
>>73865882
i know they're weeaboos, but they are something more too. they collect nerdy shit because they're consumerist whores and they think it helps identify them as a person or something.
weeaboos are just faggots for jap shit right?
>>73865443
What's wrong with someone blowing some of their disposable income on fun toy collectibles?
>>73865443
queers
nu males
man children
autists
>>73865522
wow.
That room needs to be sterilized pronto. They can live their lives. Just. No. Breeding. Please.
>>73865914
they definitely always have games. they're always shit-tier games too. you'll never see one of these types of people playing a real game. they play shit like mario kart for the latest Nintendo system (whatever pile of shit is out now) and have the steering wheels and shit because they think it makes the game funner for everyone
in reality, i'm just sitting there thinking what fake pieces of shit they are and missing playing the original mario kart on SNES with people who genuinely enjoyed games--not consumerist faggots trying to design an identity
>>73866016
They have no identity and live vicariously through fucking plastic, just like the fat fucks living through their kids on dance moms or gay faggots having "hehe xD I'm fucking gay lmao" as their only identity
>>73866154
>a real game
you sound like a tremendous faggot. sage for not /pol/
>>73865827
/co/ spotted
>>73866201
>buttblasted nintendrone
>>73866040
i feel like this breed is so fucking specific though. i've ran into these weirdos dozens of times. can't someone just start throwing names out there?
>i used to go to game shops to play DnD.
>sometimes they'd invite me to their homes to play.
>i wanted to be nice so i'd go.
>mfw every single fucking home looked like original pic
>>73866245
>identifying/naming sub-species
>not /pol/
>>73866099
Dubs are right
>>73866304
whats wrong with his nibbles?
>>73866473
too much estrogen in everything combined with being a whale
>>73865443
Agreed, that game shit really is cringeworthy. They need to get on converse-chan's level
>>73866154
>a real game
God this. Can you imagine one of these cucks playing a patrician game like Aurora?
People who have jobs and can afford to buy things that make them happy.
AKA they're better people than you.
>>73866040
im an autist and i don't collect faggy cartoon/anime figures.
it's hipsters. my sister and her husband are fucking hipsters and them and all their friends do this sort of shit. none of them are autistic.
STANDARD NERDS
>>73866541
that's a bit too extreme. i was just thinking something like a multiplayer FPS where they'd get stomped into nothing because they don't have the reaction time or thumb coordination real gamers have built up over decades.
>>73866627
Seconded.
>>73866578
i have a job and can afford stuff. i blow it on things to make me a better person or save it. i don't decorate my house with action figures like some autismo faggot
the amount of sympathy /pol/ is showing for these autists is telling.......
>>73866029
seems ok to me.
>>73866541
I can imagine a lot of people having trouble with Aurora. There are only so many turbo autists in the world who do mountains of spreadsheets and projections for fun.
>>73866627
my older brother and his ex-wife did this shit.
they were both pretty cool on their own, but when they got together they started collecting this kind of faggery and dyed their hair and tried to be nerdpunk or some shit. it was disgusting as fuck and made me lose a lot of respect for him
>Enjoying a quiet evening playing a strategic board game with friends is now a bad thing
I wish I did that more, I hate degenerate college parties and scummy whores. That's the real issue.
>>73865443
Chris-chan
are we going to name these fuckers or should i go to bed?!
>>73865522
You're on the website to be shitting on dungeons & dragons parties
>>73866700
man you seem angry are these people your friends it seems like you know them personally and hang out on occasion but you actually hate them any ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQC0rYYkUDQ
>>73866889
playing a board game with some friends isn't degenerate at all. covering every inch of your house in video game toys and movie posters while being 400lbs, not showering, throwing temper tantrums when someone points out you're autism, etc. is degenerate.
if you can't see how fucking beta as fuck these people are and how they're destroying the white race you need to go back.
i wasn't bashing people who played board games or video games.
>muh logical fallacy
>>73867008
my brother became one. i don't particularly hang out with him, but it was sad to see it happen. and i've been to a few of their houses and always wondered wtf this new "look at me! i played vidya!" trend is.
>>73865522
The only thing more annoying than a nu male is his whale girlfriend, who usually looks like him without a beard
Had to take a second look to find the "female" in the photo. I know a lot of these creatures. They have the bitchiness of a usual woman plus the pretentiousness from liking "guy things." Every single one of them sees herself as some kind of nerd goddess. It's disgusting.
End rant
>>73865443
those figurines are tax deductible because theyre actually considered a form of contraception
>>73865522
Dude in the back left looks like a fun guy.
> Oh no
> Some is enjoying his hobby
> How dare he! I will post about this on the 4chinz board that is about politics
> So I will get affirmative opinions on how these people suck so I can feel better about myself
t. OP
>>73867171
>and always wondered wtf this new "look at me! i played vidya!" trend is.
I don't think this is new but it reminds me of that guy
this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bwO-9j9Dak
just click around his channel and that link
When will collecting books and having personal libraries become cool again
Does anyone else fucking detest e-books? I've never bought one and I never plan to. Absolutely no e-book can beat a real book that I can feel in my hands and place on my bookshelf when I'm finish. In 20 years e-books will simply be data on a piece of technology they haven't used in 10, while my books will always be on my shelf.
>>73865443
People actually buy those figures? They're always just sitting on the shelves in bookstores and "nerd" shops.
The guys that work for funko must be swimming in money right now.
>>73867648
Those hand grips really do make your hands stronger. I used them to help me with football (I played offensive line so I had to be able to grab/hold a lot) and they gave me a vice grip I still have to this day.
>>73867191
>They have the bitchiness of a usual woman plus the pretentiousness from liking "guy things." Every single one of them sees herself as some kind of nerd goddess
fucking this, and she always dominates the fuck out of her beta numale husband (these couples are always married just so they can say shit like "yeah i got a mohawk! my WIFE loves it! look how grown up i am with a wife!"
the whale wife is always depressed and super bitter because she's stuck in some Bumfuck town with some numale husband who has a shit job and they can't get out of their shitty situation because they blow all their money on these nerdy identity trinkets instead of going back to college
Okay, I admit... I have a few Gundams, a shelf of yaoi, and a sizable Vita collection. But I'm in my 30s, so I assume I've grandfathered out of your accusations.
>>73867242
dat aussie bantz :^D
>>73866831
I tried it once. Easily the most autistic thing I've ever played.
>>73867319
They are called pop art or some shit, my friend owns like three. I honestly don't understand the purpose of these things. At least you build Gundam models, these things you just buy and take it out of the box.
>>73865443
my daddy had a real good wordin' for shit like this
i rekon that wordin would be
a fucking loser
>>73867434
oh yeah boogie is a perfect example of this shit. his room is covered in that MLP vidya garbage
Funko is normalfag hipster fringe dork geek faggot shit
also popular with the older liberal hipster girls who will never be conceiving a child
>>73867475
i used to have a bunch of books but got tired of moving them around everywhere and finding shelves to store them. now i ebook and it's totally fine... ebooks are superior in every way but i'm not going to shit on you for decorating your house with bookshelves (even though it's retarded)
>>73867648
Funko is exactly what these fuckers are. can we just call them that so i can go to sleep?
"want to go to todd and sarah's?"
"nah they're funkos"
>>73867242
Straya with the bantz!
>>73867964
nah, you're one of them.
>a shelf of yaoi
the fug?
>>73865522
>Risk
What are they 10?
>>73865443
40 year old virgin wall detected.
>>73868451
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, dude.
I gotta get some sleep. Be thinking of a name for these degenerates. make the meme happen so we can refer to them
>>73865443
>20-somethings that collect this kind of shit
Geeks. That's geek culture now.
>>73868503
Just call them degenerates, that's what you all everyone else who does things you don't like.
>>73865443
They are your average american geek, that's not someting new.
By the way I don't give a shit about them, let them enjoy their hobbies, the real problem is when these guys suddenly gain an interest in politics and transform in SJW maniacs.
>>73865443
>20-somethings
the frontal cortex (logical decision-making region) does not fully develop until at least 24 years -- before which, the amygdala (emotional centre) is used to process decision...
as such, "20-somethings" are likely children grown older -- it's why kids are psychologically child molested into ideology (your child / seven years / the man... and all that)
>18 =/= adulthood / maturity
>>73865443
single
>>73867319
I look down on the consumerism and materialism, personally. Spending money to have objects for the sake of having objects. But whatever makes you happy I guess.
>>73866529
I loke that room, shows dedication. Funko and minecraft and transformers from walmart just scream 'look how nerdy i am' while that image is 'no one except strangers ever see my room amd i never go outsidr but surround myself with smiling anime to feel better about myself'
>>73867964
>>73868062
There's nothing wrong with having a shelf of gunpla, right?
>>73865443
i dont know but i fucking hate them
r8 my shelf
>>73870231
dusty/10
anime faggots are as bad as liberals. dirty autistic bastards.
>>73870231
Only one good girl there
>>73865443
I saw the dragonzord and thought he was a pretty cool guy, but then saw all the Funko thing.
Hes shit.
>>73870231
waste of money/10
>>73865443
Why hate them when you can make something cheap out of plastic, tell them it's "collectible" and call them customers?
>>73866201
I really, really like this picture.
>>73865443
He got conned into purchasing the monthly surprise jew. Happens to the best of us. Collecting things is human nature.
>>73865443
I'd rather collect anime figs than capeshit desu senpai
>>73867191
You nailed it.
A distant buddy is about to marry one of these creatures. Talked to her for five minutes, and that's all it took to note the obligatory pattern:
>aggressive
>smarter than you
>status/social standing tied to her "success"
>yet she's a pre-k teacher
>inside, doesn't want husband having any friends without her
She watched me just long enough for me to drop indirect hints I was an idiot, then I could see her eyes deciding she was better than me. I just had to give a little line and she ran with it. >>73867475
>>73865443
virgin
Sad
Embarassing
My sister's boyfriend
>>73870231
Dust your shelf please.
>>73865443
Is that the fucking Dragonzord?
>tfw parents were too poor to buy me a Megazord or Dragonzord as a kid
>>73865443
Normies.
Pointless junk that will end up in the garbage one day. Also even if I was a 'collector' I would never buy any of that Funko shit, they're fucking hideous and I can't understand how anyone could like them.
>>73865443
>what do you call 20-somethings that collect this kind of shit
Faggots
>not collecting anime figures
>>73867648
>nigger on the far right
>>73865443
Heroes of capitalism, they're the consumers that keep our industries alive. Stop being jealous because they have disposable income to throw into their stupid, everyone has a stupid, whether is sports, playing instruments or being a fat neckbeard that still plays with children's toys.
Manchilds
>>73865443
>what do you call 20-somethings that collect this kind of shit?
The Merchants best friend