>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxAY_HNNXWk
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Trump on Greta 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDzr4r-QoPo
>Trump on Kilmeade & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPjIiEf69M
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVA9-T2UMB0 [Embed]
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI
ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4
>SJWs: Want Some TRUMP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg
>Boss Nigger Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>Trump Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrWYUbBtmA
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBwXKgDTdE
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
I'M BREAD CRUZ AND I APPROVE THIS BREAD. GOD BLESS.
CHOO CHOO
Post Trumpwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1oB2EDu5XA
MAGA
> MAGA
MAGA
> MAGA
MAGA
> MAGA
MAGA
> MAGA
DANGEROUS
penis jews penis jews penis
NEED VIDEO OF YOUNG TURKS GIRL CRYING DAMN IT.
I can't believe how racist you people are voting for TRUMP!
Stay determined and never waver off-course, your efforts will bring glory in the fall
awoo~
Can somebody MAGA a .gif?
Here's an obscure, painfully unfunny clip of Hillary Clinton doing a Forrest Gump parody:
https://youtu.be/RGsTYUl9IDQ
Does anyone know where I can find stats about voter demographics in the 2012 R primaries?
This shill I know keeps trying to argue that Trump has no chance because he does terribly with minority voters. I see Romney lost 93-6 Black vote and 71-27 Hispanic vote which is downright miserable. I want statistical proof that Trump is doing no worse than Romney but I can't find any data on the primaries for 2012.
>>73856009
https://tkxvault.bandcamp.com/album/trump
Essential Trumpwave
>>73855911
>simply not answer any requests for interviews.
Tbf that's the best possible strategy she could pursue, she's a goddamn mess
>>73856080
Good god messages like that are pathetic. Why Canada?
>>73856123
Is it weird that I want to fuck younger Hillary?
>>73856213
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
>>73855983
I don't know why I laughed as hard as I did.
Why did he do it lads?
Young Turks freaking out that "Hillary’s Lead Over Trump Has Completely Evaporated"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os1cdoKKEAQ
>>73856281
I DISAVOW
http://downtrend.com/71superb/former-mexican-president-threatens-war-with-us-if-trump-is-elected
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2d6_1463076394
Vincinte Fox going on record saying Mexico will declare open war with the U.S should we build wall. Calling mexicans "spicy jalapenos" that are willing to fight.
When are we going to kick this HUMAN FUCKING SCUM to the curb.
FUCK MEXICO.
FUCK MEXICAN PRIDE.
IF YOU'RE LIVING IN THE U.S AND CARE MORE ABOUT FUCKING MEXICO THAN THE COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN YOU'RE A TRAITOR, GTFO.
>>73856268
I miss the rato memes.
>>73856281
Doesn't need another David Duke
>>73856151
Multiple general election polls came out in recent days and Trump was winning 6-10% of niggers and 18-28% of beaners--that's for all Americans, not just Republicans, and it's way better than what Romney did (4% niggers I believe). As far as the primary I don't have the numbers with me but Trump blew it out of the water with both niggers and beaners, he won beaners in a landslide in places like Nevada with high beaner concentration in the GOP.
>>73856281
Because he's not going for another David Duke again. This is bullshit.
>>73856281
Good Damage Control.
H O L Y S H I T
PUT THIS IN THE OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGsTYUl9IDQ
>>73855900
>>73855900
>>73855900
>>73856329
He's not even the sitting president. What does the actual president have to say about the wall?
Well,
Eric Trump was in the last thread
Nothing else tonight can top that fampai
What a time to be alive
>>73856281
Kek. Holy shit - he only disavowed it once. Get ready for him to flip flop again and re-avow it tomorrow!!
http://www.politico.eu/article/sadiq-khan-vows-to-help-hillary-clinton-defeat-donald-trump-us-presidential-election-america-president/
LESS THAN 1 WEEK INTO TAKING OFFICE, THE MUSLIM EMIR OF LONDONISTAN ANNOUNCES HE WILL NEGLECT HIS DUTIES AND INSTEAD INTERFERE IN A FOREIGN ELECTION
>Muslims
>Ever
>>73856329
>Vincinte Fox going on record saying Mexico will declare open war with the U.S should we build wall.
Oh no, how will the US military even compete?
>>73856281
because the last thing he needs is the media focusing on his old butler for the next 3 weeks
>>73856281
what happen
The Guatemalan president offers Trump workers to build the wall.
https://youtu.be/e_XcTX0Fmv0 [Embed]
http://thehill.com/latino/276793-guatemalan-president-offers-trump-cheap-labor-for-border-wall
>>73856405
Why the fuck did I click that.
>>73856281
Was Senecal the same butler who did that hilarious interview a few months back or us this another guy?
>>73856281
Put on a show on Farcebook.
Meanwhile Trump and the guy are drinking and laughing about.
>>73856342
>tfw no lyin ted holding the bible high
>>73856468
Bullshit.
>>73856468
Explain?
in the general election can democrats vote for republican and vise versa? like is it like a open primary?
that greatly helps trump
>>73856495
We already have their citizens illegally breaking into our country, raping and kill our citizens. Imagine if their rancid, backwards, corrupt ass government called for it openly and sanctioned it?
You're a fucking idiot if you don't think this is a big deal. Even more reason to get that wall up ASAP. 10 FEET HIGHER.
>>73856314
This is fucking hilarious. Taste the fear.
>>73856560
AND THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
Who would you vote for if it was Trump vs Ron Paul instead of Trump vs Hillary?
>>73856405
ATTENTION: THIS MUST BE SHARED WITH THE HASHTAG #GUMPF.
TURN THE MEME AGAINST THEM. #GUMPF
>>73856123
>tfw I watched a whole minute
>>73856627
AND LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESssssssss
>>73856468
>Eric Trump was in the last thread
What a time to be alive
>>73856151
Does your friend know that turnout among x demographic and not that demographic's support is what decides elections?
Blacks haven't moved around a lot and have been a steady 13-14% of America's population, yet they decided several key states for Boss Nigga. Likewise, Romney had the 'white vote,' but lost horrendously.
Electability = how much of your base you can get to turn out and vote. Trump has a chance not only because he's charismatic and will get to clarify his positions publicly over the coming months, but also because there's historic turnouts among Republicans and most of the Dem turnout has been due to Berniefags.
Clinton couldn't get minorities out to vote in 2008, against JOHN 'crashing this plane' MCCAIN immediately after Dubya of all people, she sure as hell won't now.
>>73856080
That is the fakest pair of smiles I've ever seen.
>>73856281
I wonder why?
>>73856451
"Mexico will never pay for the wall".
"It will damage Mexico-US relations".
>>73856486
Last time you fucks tried this, we had a war. I wouldn't be too concerned about Globalist Capital, UK trying to help a fellow Islam-lover.
>>73853916
Is he grooming you for office?
>>73856281
He did it so that people go look up what the comments are, then see them and get BTFO.
>>73856486
Ya know, this wouldn't be happening if you niggers had elected Goldsmith.
Hey Eric, if you're still here I have a question...
Do you think if I nuked the mudslimes I would have a chance with Ivanka?
Thanks
>>73856542
that's good shitposting
>>73856281
Because he's smart.
>It's finally the Republican National Convention
>Trump has made it a spectacle, with music, and acts, and celebrities
>Everyone is having a great time, and eagerly awaiting Trump's speech, as he has greatly surpassed 1237
>He comes up, and the lights dim
>The spotlight is on just him
"I would like to thank all of you for this glorious night. I love the republican party, and I love all of you. We're going to unite, and defeat Hillary in the general election this November"
>Everyone claps, and nods
"But some of you, I know, are wondering about my vice presidential pick. Well, I've figured that the traditional process does not suit me, or our party. Instead, I have a better idea"
>The background lights up
>It's a giant screen
>On it the words "THE VICE PRESIDENT" are in large, red white and blue letters
"I'm going to be holding a contest. I will invite 16 candidates and you will compete for my vice presidential pick. Each week, one of you WILL be fired."
>yfw
Keep in mind, Trump will invite Jeb onto the show, and ream him out every episode. He'll keep Jeb on until there are about 5 people left, and then fire him.
>>73856685
They've really got to stop using the word never.
>>73856681
>the jews censor the word god in goddamn
first line and they can't help themselves
d-g bless amerika
>>73856674
>Romney had the 'white vote,
Nope. He had a lower white turnout than McCain. Romney keep millions of evangelicals at home.
>>73856788
I know.
>>73856468
capped for Posterity.
Eric is a God.
>>73856597
>>73856598
>>73856664
He posted this family photo.
>>73856253
no but I would go back further than 1995
>>73856678
They're probably Mormons, they've got the cuck mentality and the fake smiles down to a T.
>>73856745
probably not.
getting real sick of this sandnigger mayor commenting on shit that doesn't concern him
>>73856329
Saw it. Fuck all these assholes threatening us voters. They won't do shit and we won't put up with it. Vincinte secured on permanent enemies list.
>>73856281
>Disavows a man practicing free speech
>Stays loyal to a man who beats up female reporters
How can you vote for this?
It's your job to redpill someone on Trump.
Show them the light.
How do you do it?
>>73856281
>You're admonished. *wink*
You sound like a fag who hasn't bothered to watch any rallies held by the God Emperor.
>>73856486
This is what happens when your London cucks elect a mudslime over a jew. At least now you know what to expect firsthand.
>>73856865
I hope President Trump makes once-Great Britain eat its words. But I fear he won't because he'll need to be presidential and shit. But goddamn their interference in U.S. politics has been beyond infuriating, who the fuck do they think they are.
>>73856865
doesn't he have a city in another country to be mayor over?
>>73856835
That's like the most grandpa photo ever. I love Dons smile.
>>73856329
>spicy jalapeños
>>73856766
top kekkle
>>73856908
you're right.... That is why I'm #withher now
>>73856790
>>73856835
What if it's Don Jr?
>>73856833
>>73856835
I've seen that pic posted here weeks ago
>>73856766
>mfw Jeb gets fired in week one
>>73856835
>>73856664
>>73856468
That image has been posted at least 12 times before. Search the md5 in the archive
>>73856329
>Vincinte Fox going on record saying Mexico will declare open war with the U.S should we build wall.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRING IT FAGGOTS
So how did Trump's rally with Paul Ryan go?
>>73856601
Yep.
>>73856788
After we build the wall, annex the Baja Penninsula and call it West Florida.
>in a few months you will witness the revival or annihilation of western civilization in your lifetime
>>73856627
AND THEN HE BEATS HEIDI'S ASS FOR COSTING HIM THE ELECTION.
>>73856908
Have to nip this shit at the bud. I'm sure he contacted the butler first and let him know what he had to do.
>>73856833
>>73856835
Have you never visited Melania's facebook or twitter?
>>73857027
Nah, he'll keep Jeb around.
He'll yell at him, call him an idiot, and a waste, but then fire someone else.
Jeb brings the views, anon.
This WILL be broadcast to the public, free of charge.
>>73855969
i really like this one. you guys are so talented.
Trump 2106
>>73856329
So I finally get to live out my dream of killing spics. BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>73857049
How soon until Fox gets assassinated by the cartels who do NOT need the American military rolling into the country?
>>73857082
>AND THEN HE BEATS HEIDI'S ASS FOR COSTING HIM THE ELECTION.
>>73857066
>Checked
You got dubs. You're absolutely the new boss of the GOP now, Donald.
>>73856329
>yfw our newly rebuilt military levels the Mexican Federales, Policias, and Cartels, and average Mexicans love us and actually want to stay in their country now
>>73857066
Will we make Europe great once we make America great again?
>>73857079
Please no, I want a wall built an hour south of me to wall off Little Cuba.
>>73856329
So Vincente Fox is admitting he intends to start an insurgency in the American southwest.
Blackbag this motherfucker.
>>73855983
>save this bread cruz image
>i will likely never be able to use it
>>73857033
OK, so Eric posted 12 times before
What the fuck is your point?
>>73857142
I think trump would roll in there regardless if it was vital to securing the border.
>>73857066
checked
>>73857066
>You're the new boss
Wait, that means you're the boss of Ryan and the GOP, right?
>>73857173
He did it February. Think you're confusing him for someone else.
>wanting to deport this
>>73856674
Obviously a lot of things matter in the general, especially support in swing states. Trump had an amazing turnout in Florida, beating out Rubio in his homestate. Shit like that matters. He only cares about the minority vote because he is buying the media's narrative on Trump's unelectability.
>>73856790
rare Emperor Don from Eric's album
That pic should be a campaign ad during Halloween
Make Halloween Great Again
>>73856151
ill do you one better
primarymodel.com
the primary data says trump is inevitable
>>73856329
Does he think hes Santa Anna?
>>73857207
GOLLY DID SOMEBODY SAY BREAD
>>73857247
>implying this bitch is illegal
>>73857247
she has to go back
>>73857207
It was a fun pic when he was relevant and everyone hated him.
>>73857173
I misread Dan Scavino's tweet. Whoopsie.
>>73857244
>>73857066
Well, as the new boss, I say that I will land the internship with your campaign, I will get a qt gf soon, and that you totally run the GOP and will turn it into a nationalist party.
Hannity on a late night twitter ranpage
>>73857247
Ugly, stupid fucking hat.
>>73856329
One thing I don't understand: how is the FORMER Mexican president in a position to make threats?
>>73857247
Yes, she disease ridden and probably has a penis
>>73857393
Maybe Nieto is a cuck? Like, Trump has more power in the government than Obama does.
>>73857247
Keep her. Pic related is the enemy, Chico.
>>73856648
drumpf was dumb though and that's dumb too, even if it's a good parody or whatever
https://twitter.com/UppercutSlut/status/729976214849523712
"My safe word is Hillary bcuz no man's dick can stay hard when u mention her"
>>73856451
Vicente fox is a very powerful globalist billionaire
He was the former CEO of Coca-Cola
His words should tell you how dangerous the globalists are
>>73856799
I know lad, I'm saying that 'majority of x demographic supports/doesn't support you' doesn't mean shit when their turnout is 20 people
>>73856258
>Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Wew!
>>73857376
You know, I never thought much of Hannity, but his treatment of Trump, and even the other candidates over the course of the campaign leads me to believe he is pretty based.
>>73857376
kek! Get em Hannity!
>>73857384
UH OH I THINK I ATE TOO MUCH
GOLLY CAN SOMEONE HELP
>>73855900
I'm back if you need a break, OP.
>>73857376
>It's a Hannity shitpost episode.
>Go vote for Hillary
LEL.
>>73857498
Thanks for the tits.
>>73857466
>>73857376
How do we let Hannity know we love him and are with him?
>>73856766
Oh my god I would fucking die laughing
Holy shit I would call off work every work to watch the show and shitpost alongside you guys
>tfw Eric will never have the god emperor do or say something subtly to secretly acknowledge us
>>73857211
That someone who isn't Eric saved it and posted it. You think someone as successful and rich and handsome as me would be on this website?
>>73857407
Safest bet to assume such, not worth the risk.
>>73857468
I saw him speak at a democracy show off event though a fellow globalist nigger did most of the talking.
>>73857557
Call into his radio show?
>>73857466
>U bore me
>Go be a retard somewhere else
>>73856329
>implying they could ever get past the Southern Vanguard of Arizona and Texas.
>implying we won't purge our cities of the rest of the filth
>implying the other illegals won't help out because they hate Mexicans more than most Americans do
>implying the American flag wouldn't fly over Mexico City
>AGAIN
>>73857211
Trump
1488
Make America Great!
>>73857445
AFAIK, Cucka Nieto barely comments on the Don. Either doesn't care or is too scared.
>>73857468
Regardless, Trump>Fox.
No wonder he's acting out.
>>73856681
Based butlet
>>73857583
>camera pans over to crowd
>definition of marxist leftist faggots
>fat, retarded, niggers, etc.
every single person burning that flag would die in a SHTF free for all situation
even if there weren't outright warfare they'd all starve and die in their own feces
the system supports these people
>>73855900
Checked.
>this thread
>>73857685
Vicente likes the media attention.
>>73855900
What happened to him?
>>73857468
That explains why the bastard Mexicans get real sugar in their Cokes, and we get fucking artificial sweeteners. MAKE COCA COLA GREAT AGAIN.
He will have Absolute Power...
>this '''''''person'''''' is the best the DNC could come up with
Jesus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vzz4mTWqkA
>>73857159
>mfw Heidi got her beans spilled
>>73856213
Poor anon is going to be banned for 24 hours simply because he posted Stroke-chan.
You apparently can't post "This poster is (blank)" anymore with he arrow pointing up or down. Those are 24 hour bans as well.
Stroke softly, stroke-chan.
Stroke
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f
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l
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>>73857283
Golly, that's a lot of food there anon.
>>73857757
are there photos of Trump's tie collection anywhere?
>HANNITY IS A MADMAN
HANNITY IS A MADMAN
>HANNITY IS A MADMAN
HANNITY IS A MADMAN
>HANNITY IS A MADMAN
https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/730981145043668992
>>73857502
same here, I thought he was just another bought out cuckservative but he at least seems to be willing to listen
>>73857724
Very much so. The new mayor of London has the same attending gaining mindset.
Apparently he's not getting enough of it over there.
>>73856865
>getting real sick of this sandnigger mayor commenting on shit that doesn't concern him
Ww3 gas the kikes addition
1. Elect Trump
2. MAGA
3. ?????
4. RACE WAR IRRELEVANT, WITHOUT PARASITE BABYDICK EATING KIKES SUPREMACY AND TRUE VIRTUE AWAITS
>>73857557
We stay the fuck away from him, that's how. Remember how pissed we were at David Duke endorsing Trump?
>>73857542
>being public figure
>celebrated congressman
>popular governor
>not clipping nose hairs
Jesus H Christ
How did we not pick up on this earlier /pol/?
>>73857785
Got mauled by a stereotypical badger.
>>73857247
>>wanting to deport this
Hurr durr spic chix kewl
>>73857866
>forcing yourself onto your daughter who clearly wants to be left alone for a cheap "daddy loves his kids" photo
>>73857898
I'm convinced Duke is paid off and is shilling in an effort to sabotage Trump.
He just recently stated he's open to being Trumps VP pick. Like yeah fucking right.
Dude is a fucking lecher trying to stop Trump.
How can he claim to be so smart and not realize he's political poison.
>>73856123
holy fuck i cant
sometimes i start to hyperventilate thinking that hilary is one of the few people in the world at arm's reach from the center of western civilization.
> "momma always told me life is like a regional healthcare alliance, if you pool your risks with a community health purchasing cooperative and mix in a prospective payment review, you can reach an ideal cost-containment ratio while leaving the single payer system available
> i helped investigate watergate
yeah you were only 27 when you were FIRED from the investigation on nixon for using dirty witch tricks, giving erroneous legal opinions and helping to deny nixon counsel, to generate discontent for the republican administration. what a cunt.
>>73857826
HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY ANON
I HAVE JUST THE THING TO FRESHEN UP DINNER
>>73857939
who is this semen demon?
Hannity has lost his mind and I fucking LOVE it
>>73857468
HAHA no
>Vicente fox is a very powerful globalist billionaire
No, he might be a biliionaire but he has almost no influencein politics. He's regarded as an old uncle who's gone mad and always says the craziest shit. He has no political allies, even his former party shuns him.
>He was the former CEO of Coca-Cola
He wasn't the former CEO of Coca Cola he was just a regional manager.
>His words should tell you how dangerous the globalists are
He's on a mission to be the most unreliable character in terms of keeping coherent opinions.
Absolute Power
>>73857551
Innie time B
>>73857714
This people burn the flag of the only place that is allowing them to keep breathing.
End the welfare state, purge them.
>>73857836
TOP BANTER.
>>73857583
More people should start spraying fiberglass into those flags.
>>73857836
he just doesn't give a shit lol
>>73857685
Fox is a pussy who couldn't even survive living in Mexico without an Army around him.
He has zero power.
Ask Fox why his own govt kidnapped, murdered, and burned 43 students because they wanted to silence a protest.
Fkn 3rd World shithole
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/04/02/least-17-of-missing-43-students-burned-mexican-dump-say-outside-experts/
>>73858052
Could you imagine being bombarded every moment of everyday by leftist cucks for your entire professional life?
I'm surprised he hasn't gone postal already.
>>73858058
From what I hear, Fox is like the Mexican Bush.
>>73858058
Keep your retarded farm animals on a leash you dumb spic.
>>73858138
so hes almost exactly santa anna?
>>73857466
>>73857806
It's crazy how Trump running (and especially winning the nom) has shown which conservatives are irredeemable cucka and who aren't.
The pundits on FOX have been towing the same neocon shit for years, but Oreilly and Hannity are both becoming bearable to watch, and have been on their fucking game. It's like they've been looking for a reason to care, but haven't had one, or were scared to.
Then you have Shaprio and Gutcuck, who defy reason to be shills.
>>73857823
Nooo!! Steoke Strke chan irregal??
Sorry based mod gods needta woovement the wooles.
>>73858164
Making what he does? I'd just laugh at them and tell them to get a job.
>>73858138
Holy dick that's legit terrible. What the fuck Mexico
So no more rallies?
>>73855900
TrumpxJojo related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvxHES_Gm-E
Who's next in line in after Donald's two terms?
Based Hannity just responded to the same faggots who are in pic related.
Remember folks, and never forget: #ProudCucks!
https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/730980962838925312
최고 지도자 를 찬양 도널드 트럼프!!!
Is Trump going to be assassinated on May 23?
>>73858037
No idea tbqhwy, have some Pupina
>>73857898
precisely. When you make it about yourself instead of about Trump, things tend to go badly. pic related.
>>73858188
Aye dios, Mio, Cabron.
BIG HOSSIN'.
>>73858285
Donald Jr
>>73857262
If Trump picks the wrong VP this could change drastically.
>>73858285
Ivanka
>>73858058
based mexibro
thanks
my understanding of him was from years of US media coverage of Vicente
>>73858355
kek wills it
>>73858295
No that is a meme by an idiot who is inconsistent with his tin foil
>>73858285
Ivanka and her VP will by my throbbing dong
Trump is the Alpha-Troll.
It's why we memed him into existence.
Our memes and poll spamming were the butterfly wings that started the breeze blowing towards Donald.
He's become his own hurricane now.
Destroying careers and untruth with equal vigor.
A thunderous Tempest of insults and assblasting.
Us trolls don't need your fucking charts, graphs and polls, because we have an actual leader.
I know he's going to win and deep down so do you, or else you wouldn't be here in a full shitposting panic. For contrast, I don't even give a fuck where you faggots congregate.
The Troll King has risen.
Even his name is a trolling word.
Gazing upon his name have brought adult college students to up their medication.
>Women have shed tears.
>Wetbacks so mad they smashing cop cars.
>Fags mad, for no good reason, other than shrapnel
>Liberal anti-depressant consumption is at an all time high.
>GOP Cucks stripped and whipped by The GodKing
>Reddit is occupied by troll forces.
>Facebook had to start making shit up
>LordTrump has pulled close enough to cause mass panic
>terrorist are shitting their pajamas
The Troll King's minions spread far and wide.
We are in your family.
We are in your workplace.
We are in your class.
We are in your head.
The Troll Famalam rises like an Eagle!
Your time is short, your ass quivers and sweats.
The heat you feel is the our coming dawn.
>>73858214
How has Savage been? He's the one I've paid attention to the least.
>>73856009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19hs0I6j0g
>>73858164
>Could you imagine being bombarded every moment of everyday by leftist cucks for your entire professional life?
Yes. ;__;
t. Just got into 'professional' journalism.
Would you wear this?
>>73858204
Maybe Santa Anna's necrotic severed leg
>>73858447
No, I'm not a fag.
>>73858320
no thanks I'm not into underageb&
>>73858447
MILO THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK WE JUST DONT HANDOVER MARKETING DATA.
>>73858354
>a mexican politician thinking he's special
>>73858413
No idea, haven't listened to him in years, word is he's pro Trump but I have no idea if that's true.
>>73858285
I've posted this before
Don Jr runs with Eric as VP
He unites North and South America 2 terms
Ivanka runs after them
She unites the entire world and runs til she grows old and retires after "her work is done"
Then Barron Trump assumes his rightful Throne
Those are the years that I want to be alive for
>>73858447
Depends. Does it come with a can of spray paint?
>>73858188
Yes you could say that
But Fox has crossed a certain sanity threshold, he uses a lot of black magic and witchery to try to get his wife to be president for example.
>>73858435
What outfit? Print? Web? Interactive?
Hannity is bringing the bantz. I feel so bad for him, getting attacked by cruzlims every night.
>>73858447
Damn'it Milo.
>>73858354
>FOX belt buckle
>>73858164
That little boner condoner knows exactly what she's doing.
>>73858509
>implying it's for fapping
Just wanted to give you a good maga baka
>>73856486
>foreign national campaigning and intervening in our election
CAN ANYONE NOT SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS?
>>73858418
kek what's that clip of him dancing from?
>>73857557
Cum on a printout of his face then tweet it at him.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/acu-leader-matt-schlapp-mitt-romney-needs-go-hom-quiet/
Mittens isn't doing any favors by whining like a cuck. People are getting tired of it.
>>73858609
His SNL hosting appearance
>>73858286
Whats worse than cucks? Brainwashed kike worshippers who sacrifice their baby dick skin to rabbi goldenstein?
Maybe pedophiles?
Just see if we can bring back the movement to have all these elite weirdos arrested for human sacrifice at their molluck mind kontrol ritual at BG.
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/History/moloch.html
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20%26%20Witchcraft/bohemian_grove_exposed.htm
>>73858599
If anything Trump will tear him a new asshole if he continues being a pest.
>>73858447
Yes
>>73858412
10/10 if OC
>>73858634
>Mittens
>>73858609
SNL Drake parody
>>73858634
>Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud
I can't believe how ineffective that was
>>73858531
Why the fuck would you want anything to do with south america, africa, and asia? What the fyck is wrong with you?
>>73858393
How often does his "predictions" succeed? I'm guessing that some of them succeeded because if you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will stick.
>>73858634
Honestly I think Mittens is just jealous since the Donald is everything he wishes to be
>>73858447
milo we love you
>>73858540
Started in print, now on web. It's not terrible, but I fucking swear half of these people are hired because diversity quotas.
>Can't use InDesign
>Can't even use Photoshop
>What's a pica? xD
>>73858609
https://youtu.be/cjeORm4LMDk?t=1m27s
>>73858447
You're selling us out Milo, you're no friend to the movement.
>>73858361
There's no way that he doesn't know that
Trump is going to be more serious about a VP pick than anything else in this entire election
Oprah would be the easiest choice and the one I want personally, but it's too easy for Trump
He's going to take an educated guess and find the perfect person
/pol/ has been making threads lately about person x and person y who they have found that would be perfect fits but I still don't think we've found the VP yet.
I'm sure it's someone right under our noses who we know about but would never guess
How bad are the protests at the convention going to be?
>>73857579
nice try, Eric.
Trump's spokesman has a Twitter now
https://twitter.com/realjohnbarron
>>73858225
Yep, trying to meme a stroke onto Killary is a ban-able offense.
Stroke softly, Stroke-chan.
>>73858759
All he predicted accurately was sports victories and he never gave a reason why Trump will be assassinated since he said that Trump is a globalist insider
>>73858699
>Donald Trump says he is smart, well Donald Trump is very very not smart.
WOAH MITT, COOL YOUR JETS SO SAVAGE.
>he actually thought this would work
does trump wants to ban muslims from syria or muslims from other countries?
>>73858637
>>73858694
>>73858780
thanks senpai have a MAGA
>>73858867
At the moment it's all countries I think. I hope he walks it back to just blocking all the problem areas.
>>73858836
Enough to boost Trumps numbers and beat Hillary in a landslide
>>73858836
>How bad are the protests at the convention going to be?
I'm ready.
>>73855939
> "Bern?"
>>73858867
Mostly Syria but he still wants a general halt of some sort.
>>73858447
No because he's trying to place himself in the spotlight more than the Emperor
I know Milo is on our side and I listen to every interview he does but it's about Trump.
Not Milo and "his" alt-right movement
That said, I also would love to see Milo as press secretary
>>73856486
Interfering in another countries politics. He's more English than we thought lads.
>>73858867
any/all. until they get the isis situation under wraps
Hannity probably took some Shitposting Twitter tips today from Trump.... lot of tweets in the past hour and they are all shitposts.
>>73858943
he just said on hannity is syria, not sure if its confirmed but its sounds like only syria
>>73858533
Wtf is this 'Hacktion' thing, Mexibro?
http://centrofox.org.mx/en
>>73858859
>Donald Trump is very very not smart
almost forgot he actually said that.
>>73858771
I feel you. I did some backend stuff for media, and they shunted me up to frontend for a few weeks because they needed interactive shit bad and I could code.
Holy crap, were these people retarded. I had to teach them how to fact check properly because their definition of fact checking something was GOOGLING IT TO SEE IF IT WAS TRUE.
One bitch kept fudging stats to match her "lived experience". Such bullshit.
>>73858943
Ann Coulter said it would be more sensible to just halt all immigration until we sort things out.
>>73858699
Every insult under the sun has been thrown at trump and they don't work. They've all lost their bite 5 months ago. Nothing is going to hurt Donald now. The best so far is Dangerous and that's a cool label.
>>73858447
Milo we like you but you gotta find the middle ground between over doing it and not
>>73856080
Leave him and his wife's fetus alone.
>>73858699
not very credible when accusation made by a phony fraud
>>73859003
Just looks like some sort of tech event, and everyone knows that hackers are ultra high tech.
>>73856486
Surely this will work and not push more people away from Clinton
>>73856329
You'd think they would have learned their lesson from the last time they went to war with us.
Are trump posters the new fedoras?
How euphoric are you all feeling?
>>73858599
Yes, it is. British media have created a narrative that Trump is an idiot with no ability skill or policies and is simply buying the election, so British politicians are edging to have a shoot at him. They think he'll go down easy because of a) typical british smarm b) eating the narrative. They're in for a good stumping.
>>73859003
Hackatón probably just means "Hackathon" in Spanish. I assume you know what that is.
>>73858706
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION
For real though, it's been "Globalist's" plan for decades to unite the whole world together through fear and uncertainty with them at the helm controlling everything
How fucking sweet would it taste if everything they tried was for naught and the Trump dynasty were the ones to complete it but by doing the complete opposite
>>73858512
SAVEDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>73859131
0/10 low energy
>>73857546
You can take it over based Washington. Just filling in the gaps.
Sorry, didn't see this post until now.
>>73859131
Like I'm in the bleachers watching the winning team load the bases again top of the 5th.
>>73858858
>sports
Sounds a lot like 538. 538 has gotten pretty much every Trump prediction wrong.
>>73859153
Disgusting. America should be America. Get out.
>>73859207
should be a sombraro
>>73859142
It looks rather innocuous. I guess hack doesnt translate the same.
>>73859222
That's fine! I can do it either way, but I see Trumpeter is here now so I'm not sure it he'll be doing it.
>>73859243
Yep that guy is an Autist and shouldn't be taken seriously if anything the only one who's predictions were correct are Dilbertmans
>>73858447
Jews gonna Jew.
>>73859003
A Tech event, mainly focused on net security.
Hackaton = Hacking Marathon so like creating new words for millenials
>>73859131
Look it's the True Conservative™ Aussie shitposter
So when Oprah endorses Trump, how many suicides will there be by liberals? 20k? 30k?
>>73859317
How much is dilbertman bsing?
>>73856080
why would you do that. They could have gotten a healthy non retarted white child.
>>73859286
I wonder if Trumpeter's personal stalker will post again in the new thread...
Let's find out!
>>73859285
>>73859333
>thinking any serious hacking goes down at a hackathon
They're shit now. Pure shit. But the thread is ending, so I'll only elaborate if you want me to.
>>73859406
He's got a stalker?
>>73857873
What movie is this gif from? I forgot.
>>73859207
Considering they couldn't defeat Texas by itself I don't think they could ever launch an attack that didn't involve a cartel and weed.
>>73859427
Nah, just carry it over.
>>73859467
Santa Anna probably could have won that war if he wasn't so fucking incompetent.
NEW BREAD PLS GOD
>>73858412
Beautiful.
>>73859389
>>73859389
>So when Oprah endorses Trump, how many suicides will there be by liberals? 20k? 30k?
I stopped watching TV years ago. Does Oprah even have a TV show running anymore?
If she does imagine the buzz when she invites Donald for interviews every other night and BTFOs all the media's ratings.
>>73859457
He has some stalker shill who keeps asking how much he gets paid to make threads. Almost always posts when Trumpeter makes the threads. I think he wants the D.
>>73858908
Not happening.
>>73859427
Sure, no hacking takes place there and it's a very shitty event aimed for the casuals.
>>73859565
>iowa
traitor
>>73858852
Sad!
THREAD NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
new thread when
>>73857650
Idiot fuck.
>>73859534
Seems to be a genetic problem in central america.
>>73858412
Excellent
>>73859588
Ah yes, I know who you mean now.
>>73859427
I mainly curious since it was on Vicente Fox's website. I dont trust him.
>>73859664
I'm sorry, famine. There are just too many cornniggers here.
>>73859728
They're accusing us of getting paid to do this shit?
Wow projection much?
>>73859756
Nah, it's innocuous enough. Just shit.
>>73859663
Fucking MLH expanding into Mexico now.
>>73858946
"What if they're standing still?"
"Anyone standing still is a well-disciplined Soros shill!"
>>73859790
They're trying to convince their bosses to give them a raise.
The 2 million funding isn't enough to combat /Trump General/.
HANNITY DRUNK POSTING AGAIN
BANTING IT AT ANTI-TRUMPERS
>>73859459
Black Snake Moan
>>73859588
Searched menu for her, could only find old reruns on her channel, stuff like "where are they now".
Also "super soul sunday" where she finds a different heretic to interview. i mean seriously, gloria steinem and ariana huffington.
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD?
New thread now please. WASHINGTON OR TRUMPETER
>>73858548
he is swimming in a cesspool of retards that is fox news, i hope trump makes him press secretary
would love to see him btfo of all the journos everyday
>>73859873
>The 2 million funding isn't enough to combat /Trump General/.
>>73859934
Yep. Gonna have to watch it again, thank you my brother.
>>73856604
Is Pepe Bill's love child with Ward?
>>73860146
noice
>>73855900
MAGA
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