>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 5/12/16 [NEW]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxAY_HNNXWk
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Trump on Greta 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDzr4r-QoPo
>Trump on Kilmeade & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPjIiEf69M
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVA9-T2UMB0
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI
ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4
>SJWs: Want Some TRUMP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg
>Boss Nigger Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>Trump Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrWYUbBtmA
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBwXKgDTdE
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
CHOO CHOO
MAGA Hat for Marie?
How is Paul Ryan following Ayn Rand in any way?
MAGA UP YOUR ASS WITH A BRONY FRUITBOWL
David Duke @DrDavidDuke 24m24 minutes ago
@realDonaldTrump You don't need these people, be careful.
First for new art.
>http://www.hon-haka.org/archives/1044
KIKEBOOK IS A WASTE
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/12/leaked-documents-confirm-facebook-deciding-which-news-stories-users-see/
LAST TAYLOR SWIFT EDITION BY ME, gg m8s
WE CANT LET THESE OLD MEMES DIE BOY
How did we go from criminal alien, to illegal immigrant, to undocumented immigrant, to undocumented worker, to the latest bullshit I've seen around, "misdocumented citizens"?
>MISDOCUMENTED CITIZENS!
>wah wah wah global citizen
What the fucking fuck is happening. Donald Trump is truly the last chance for our entire civilization.
180 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP IS ELECTED
>>73851147
ALWAYS SUPPORT AWOO POSTERS
>>73851346
>Drumpf
Did you hear the news?
Sex is better when you're wearing a MAGA hat
Very high energy
>>73851281
Fuck David Duke. That autistic faggot needs to keep his mouth shut, completely unacceptable he made Trump go through that media KKK Shoah.
>You wake up in the late afternoon.
>It's Election Day in America!
>You decide to head out to the park before your local voting place closes.
>You make a mental note to keep it short, as Trump needs your vote today.
>As you walk along the park lake, you notice a woman jogging towards you.
>It's none other than Sarah Palin!
>As she jogs closer to you, she slows down to a stop.
>You both make eye contact as she wipes some sweat off of her face.
>"Well hey they good-lookin!", she squeals.
>You wave to her.
>She looks even better in those shorts and that red pull-over.
>As you walk up to her, she swings her hips into a pose.
>"Where you goin?", she asks.
>You begin to notice she's being obviously flirtatious.
>"Wanna go somewhere and have some fun anon?"
>You start walking past her, mumbling that you have to leave soon to go vote.
>Within a matter of 3 seconds, you get pushed into the grass.
>You feel the wetness of the grass against your back, and a 110 pound Sarah Palin perched on top of you.
>"Stop pussyfooting around anon mmm...", she moans against your lips.
>You start feeling her up as she kisses you hard and forcefully.
>Her knee lays between your legs, nudging your dick.
>Your mind races, realizing that you only have an hour until your local voting precint closes.
What do?
>>73851366
>misdocumented citizens
this can't possibly be real. don't let this be true
>>73851366
I still use illegal alien.
>>73851120
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=KTFFN7NPlJI&video_start=39&audio=-rFW2Df5iRs&audio_start=26
Here's a mock-up of a video I'm making.
Any ideas, I might put a blue filter over it, do some zoom edits, and up the walking tempo.
>>73851147
>>73851392
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
-She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckqueen
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
How do I convince my mom to vote for Trump? She said she's not voting for anyone if it comes down to Trump vs Hillary.
>>73851460
shoot her, she's obviously working with the GOPe to keep voters from the polling station
>>73851540
Need to know more about why she doesn't like him.
>>73851366
Soon it will be predocumented
I think this Jessica Ehrlich has been the only Democrat panelist that hasn't been strident and frothing with hate about Trump
She was on O'reilly and just said her points and that was it
>>73851281
Trump knows he doesn't need them, just has plenty of time now before the convention to get the yipping poodles quieted down
Wonder if Bob Beckel misses his old job?
>>73851540
Obviously you threaten to never speak to her again.
Voting in this election is the greatest thing you will ever do in your pathetic life.
trump told hannity he has five VP finalists. said hannity wouldn't like some/one. who are the finalists hannity wouldnt like?
>>73851538
I'd buy a model of a barking hillary. Like that singing bass fish but, barking hillary.
>>73851540
show her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWOOrwDUug
>>73851501
I want one of those shirts.
>>73851281
Fuck that stupid looking Democrat in disguise
Dukie and Grahamnesty
>>73851652
No more tits for him he just had to abuse drugs over and over.. Commie.
>>73851652
You kidding? He fucking loves CNN now that he's sober again
>>73851460
impregnation
it doesn't matter if she's too old you have to give it all you got and try
>>73851621
fuck that is awesome and hilarious
>>73851657
Hannity is a party-first kind of guy, so I think Trump has a non-Republican as one of the five. My deepest hope is for Jim Webb but who knows.
>>73851745
I hope so. I love that crazy bastard.
>>73851540
My mom has always been pretty red pilled so she was an easy sell.
Just be like "Mom if you love Muslims so much why am I here? You should have dated an Akbar. I can't believe you would betray your parents and grandparents like this"
>>73851540
Ask her to choose the lesser evil.
Convince her that clinton is the worse choice.
Convince her that every vote matters
Just mailed my Commifornia ballot. Feels good man
>>73851585
You know, the usual shit that is used as slander against him in the media. I haven't really asked her to get in depth about it though.
>>73851538
>She described blacks as being "super-predators"
>this isn't accurate
>>/reddit/
Trump needs to win this election.
I just don't know how he is going to do it. Hillary isn't some easy push over people have said. She is literally the last stand of the globalists, the establishment, and everyone else keen on taking away more freedoms and liberties. This isn't Jeb, some throw away facade of a politician. This isn't Rubio, or Kasich, or any other number of people the globalists and establishment could control.
This is THE Hillary Clinton. Trump is going to come under fire that will make the primaries look like a joke. Trump is going to have to fight the most crooked, most painfully evil politician America has ever birthed.
Of course, he was the underdog in the primaries, and he came out on top there. Still, I hope that Trump can once again have a miracle victory and defeat Hillary.
It's all coming down to this, and Trump has to weather the storm, and fight back for a grueling 5 months.
>>73851805
Holy shit, how are you getting to vote for Trump in the General Election 6 months in advance? :o
>>73851460
very well-written anon
good job
>>73851775
yes, hannity seems to like every republican, cannot think of one he's at odds with. does trump have any known connection or relationship to jim webb?
>>73851775
Jim Webb is a hillary meme
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2015/10/14/democratic-debate-spotlights-health-care-for-illegal-immigrants/
>Mr. Webb, asked last night if supported “the undocumented immigrants getting Obamacare,” answered quickly: “I wouldn’t have a problem with that.”
>>73851460
Tie her up and add her to my collection.
Then go vote.
>>73851832
Well it's pretty easy to refute the basic "racist sexist homophobe islamophobe" shit. I think it'll be pretty easy to redpill her anon.
>>73851220
>"econmics"
>and reaganomics was monetarist anyway
>Dems decide to pull Hilldawg for whatever reason
>Throw in Biden
>yrw you felt the Bern
>>73851409
>Even getting mad at "Drumpf"
>Even getting mad at "Trumpkin"
It's just bantz, and not very good bantz at that
>I hate political correctness
>trump needs to say sorry to me
A reminder that Trump knows how to hire the right people
Gohmert is bitching about nothing
>>73851540
Threaten to not do your chores anymore.
>>73851460
Whip out my pepper spray and spray the fuck out of her eyes
Run away while blowing my trusty rape whistle I always carry
Get to the voting booth and vote for Hillary. Thank god that I survived another day living under rape culture.
>>73851861
You realize Hillary is just a moronic old lady protected by scripts and a bubble right
Also if she is so powerful how come she can't get rid of a senile old communist while Trump got his nomination two months before the convention
This fucking Gutierrez fag on MSNBC needs a stumping.
>>73851905
it's 4 month old pasta
>>73851955
That was his point. Greentexting what someone says and posting a picture doesn't mean you're mad. He put in less effort responding to the guy than you did in responding to him, or I did in responding to you, and I'm not mad and I doubt you're mad.
>>73851861
>Trump is going to come under fire that will make the primaries look like a joke.
The media has used up virtually all of its ammo at this part trying to stop him from winning the primaries.
Lets put it this way, Romney, the candidate of zero charisma who didn't even do ANYTHING the last 2 months, almost beat Democrat Jesus. No effort, no charisma, no fandom. Solely by running off of "hey I'm not Obama except for the whole ACA thing."
All that we need to win is ONE of the following:
1. A candidate with 2% more support than Romney (done)
2. A candidate with 2% less support than Obama (done)
Only hope Hillary has is to kill Bill and ride the sympathy vote.
>>73851832
Have her watch this video http://youtu.be/Gw8c2Cq-vpg
If she isn't willing to spend an hour listening to Mol then just use his arguments.
>>73852045
oh really i'm new here i normally go to reddit and 9gag but this is my new favorite site. I really like the funny memes and holocaust jokes LOL i know you guys aren't serious anyway.. usually
thanks for the info friend
>>73851906
No it's purely fantasy on my part. Jim was a bit critical of Trump at the beginning but he has been remarkably mute since then, and came out to POLITICO as voting for Trump before Hillary. I think he would fit extremely well with Trump based on his views and his appeal with blue collar democrats (which Trump already kind of has, so maybe it's not as much of advantage but oh well). But he would be poorly received by the TrueConservativesTM so this may not be a good choice to unify the party, unlike say Newt Gringrich or Jeff Sessions. He would also not help a bit with women voters who may be on the fence, and women are Trump's biggest weakness electorally.
>>73852052
I'm pretty mad that you had to explain that.
>>73851120
TAY TAY COME OUT AND PLAYYY
I hate this Jim Webb VP meme.He would tear the Republican party apart. Rand Paul would be a much better choice, though it sadly doesn't have a chance
Damn commercials
>>73852040
http://universalfreepress.com/2015/illegal-aliens-beat-90-year-old-farmer-to-death-in-minnesota/
>>73851657
Bernie
Not a shill.
I see it going down as similar to the BLM moment if Trump goes this route, only extended for a period of 4-8 years, likely 4. Bernie campaigning with Trump would basically consist of Trump making fun of Crazy Bernie to the crowd, but ending it with a backslap and a "I'm just kidding champ".
Then Trump would launch into a more serious tone explaining how the two of them can put aside their YUGE differences because they are uniting against Hillary and the DC Establishment.
"But no way in hell is Crazy Bernie getting anywhere near the boss's desk folks, that wall is gonna get built. Bernie can go be in charge of the White House Community Garden" - Trump would end with.
POST YOUR #RARE DONALD'S
>>73852036
Because the globalists and establishment have kept Bernie around because he is a moron.
All he does is attack Trump for her.
>>73852087
>Establishment vs Establishment
>Where it doesn't matter who wins because the same people donate to both sides
>>73851451
>>73851713
This. I don't give a shit about any of his opinions, he knows normies think he's evil and yet he still talks about trump all the time. Fuck him
>>73852087
>1. A candidate with 2% more support than Romney (done)
>2. A candidate with 2% less support than Obama (done)
Make it 5% considering the demographics are changing very rapidly, and not to the GOP's favor at all.
>>73852113
welcome newfriend
Just remember that /pol/ is sarcasm, and anyone who takes anything written here as being the truth is an utter fool
enjoy your stay friendo
guys, i really think hillary will be so scared she will just choose bernie vp. i'm kinda scared.
>>73852158
Holy shit where did you get that? From his family photo album?
So, I got my voting thing in CA. Is that link in the OP a good way to see who is a good senator to vote for?
Also, it says:
>Warning: Voting twice in the same election is a felony and constitutes a crime in the states of california
So, if I put the same things for my sister and mother, will that cause any problems? Since we are for Trump, but don't know much about the senators and other details. Though, I'll ask them when doing it.
>>73852158
BARRON CONFIRMED FURRY
>>73852110
#KARTED
>>73851460
>one hour
nigga i got plenty of time, pound the shit out of it, go vote, then do it again.
>>73852134
This coked out maniac really really showed his ass on the Senate floor today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MK9Wj-Hxu4Y
>>73851366
which is why this election is going to have the biggest turnout in decades. if we fail america is just as cucked as the EU
>>73852212
Wall Street won't let her. Neither will AIPAC. From the Zionist perspective, Sanders is paradoxically the most anti-Semitic candidate in the race.
>>73851972
Based Jeeves
>>73852224
>Warning: Voting twice in the same election is a felony and constitutes a crime in the states of california
>California prosecuting election crimes.
They literally legalized illegal beaners voting. Don't worry mate.
Rare Trump?
>>73852163
Yeah but all Bernie does is distract Hillary causing her to attack him and make his supporters hate her while at the same time Trump is making himself more appealing to the Bernie voters
>Inb4 Bernie voters vote for Hillary because of Bernie's endorsement that is inevitable
Endorsements don't mean shit since Jeb supporters went to Trump when Jeb got out of the race
>>73852224
cool story bro
I'll be visiting you at your home in a few days to follow up on how it all went
>you will never be one of Trump's kids
>>73851668
that's probably my favorite Trump video
first time I saw it I was filled with righteous conviction.
>>73852158
SHABBA
>>73852209
delethis
>>73852090
I can't believe all the people he has uniting behind him.
He really is a uniter like he said
>Molyneux
>Alex Jones
>David Duke
>Chris Christie
>Ben Carson
>Roger Ailes (to a certain extent)
>Jeff Sessions
>etc....
He's built such a massive broad base of support. People really do like him.
Hell, Molyneux wouldn't even endorse Ron Paul, and he openly stumps for Trump
It looks like he's uniting the entire right wing around himself and leaving the Bush's out in the cold
>>73851120
Just got my ballot in CA thinking about throwing iron Jim Gilmore a bone. What do you think, lads?
>>73852360
I think Bernie endorsing Hillary after he drops out would only piss off his rabid supporters who would see it as a betrayal.
>>73852158
That's cute as fuck
>>73851259
>No love for Marie?
>>73852087
>Only hope Hillary has is to kill Bill and ride the sympathy vote.
If she isn't in jail by then.
Biden could still be the Democratic nominee.
>>73852380
You can't legally do that FBI man because
>I'll ask them when doing it.
You can't edit my post to change facts.
>>73852335
Kek just vote in a sancuary city vato.
Jk dont break the law tho
>>73852469
You gotta write in Yeb if you're not voting for the God Emperor.
>>73852393
>Ivanka will never molest you growing up.
When is that one-on-one interview with Megyn Kelly?
>>73852113
Totally dude! Did Milo show you this place, too?
Watch out, some people on here pretend to be racist, you have to laugh at them because there's no room for racism in the cool alt-right!
>>73852326
He has defended Israel numerous times. What are you basing that on?
>>73852469
Trump still needs max delegates to negotiate Party platform and confirm VP pick.
>>73852318
All emotion, he's just on the rag.
Dems and their media hate context donchaknow
>>73852470
Yeah plus by the time he does that it would be when the Bernie Bros have hated Hillary that nothing will change it
>>73852521
>>73852520
>>73852464
>>73852360
hey you crusty oldfag can you tell me why Taylor Swift has a MAGA hat on? Did she express support somewhere? What are you gay for not telling me, ye you faggot.
>>73851607
"documentedly disenfranchised"
>>73852120
Quit getting mad
>>73851921
Can we see your collection, please?
>>73852464
>Roger Ailes (to a certain extent)
Agree with everything else but you played yourself here. Fox is trying to walk the line to not upset voters while sowing discord just like Paul Ryan is. Only problem is no one gives a damn about them
>>73852520
Why isn't Biden running? He's a much stronger candidate than Hillary. He'd beat Trump soundly.
>>73851668
First time I've seen this.
God damnit.
I would take a bullet for Donald Trump right now.
MAGA
>>73852564
Take it from the Jews themselves:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bernie-sanders-hillary-clinton-israel_us_57114f60e4b0060ccda353ab
>>73852547
17th
>>73852568
Yes. We need to set the bar so high with record turnout else neocons try to take control again.
They will look back at this historical moment and think twice.
>>73851540
Helps if you can tell what her main objections are or her most important issues. Some nice normie videos include
https://youtu.be/PotVJLdcr2k
https://youtu.be/OYZPKYecRGM
For something that shows he's smart about things besides politics, go to around 52 minutes of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOczkiVZnJE&feature=youtu.be&t=3120
>>73851538
Donald is older than Hillary
>>73852546
>You will never be Baron sucking on Melania's nipples
>>73852354
He looks just like Eric here.
>>73852158
Barron has excellent taste in animals
LINDSAY GRAHAM TRYING TO SUCK UP TO TRUMP NOW
>>73852813
But larger frame, stronger jaw and better hair
>>73852335
>They literally legalized illegal beaners voting.
When did they do that?
>>73852811
There are 72 Melania's waiting for you, Mr Beck. You know what to do.
>>73852650
>this fucking leaf doesn't know about taytay
>>73852878
Only a matter of time until Romney comes begging.
>>73852469
Why is there a "Other" option?
>>73852696
That counts as "uniting"
There was news recently that Trump and Roger Ailes came to an agreement behind the scenes
>>73852754
>Sanders passed on speaking to AIPAC in person and instead gave his speech at a high school in Utah.
BASED COMMIE
>>73851366
>mfw it gets to "honorary US citizens"
>>73852878
What could it mean?
Will we see we be proven right and we'll see that he's a spineless coward?
>>73852925
beepboopbeep
>>73852896
based Fred always rocking a nice suit
>>73852878
Always keep at arm's length, though.
>>73851460
remember that im a faggot and then go vote for trump and then kill myself
>>73852963
For writing in.
>>73852713
He might be and just waiting for Hillary to beat Sanders, Hillary goes to jail, DNC don't want Bernie, DNC picks Biden. Biden has everyone else doing the campaign thing for him. Personally I have a distaste for the pedo.
>>73851540
Show her that magazine cover of Best sex I've ever had
>>73852988
Who, Trump or Graham?
He dealt with the 17 cucks running against him; I doubt Trump would compromise to Graham and the globalist gang AFTER winning.
>>73852145
> Talk shit on him
> "No way in hell he'll get near the whitehouse desk"
> "Now vote for him to be one heartbeat away for four years"
Fellas, I have an interesting question for you all
Do you think the rise of Brittbong flag shills who hate white people has anything to do with the recently elected Muslim mayor of Londonistan? The same mayor that has a blood oath to take out Trump?
>>73853023
>remember that im a faggot and then go vote for trump and then kill myself
>until I notice that Trump won, now I have to survive for 8 more years
>thanks a lot trump
>>73853031
So you can write Moonman to elect as president?
>>73853059
Graham.
It would be incorrect to call Trump a spineless coward.
>>73853076
Well buddy, it could be, but it's the same bongs posting with self-deprecating 'banter' since they know they'll be getting shit for that for awhile
>>73852546
>>73852811
>ywn lay beside Ivanka and Tiffany while they stroke your dick and tell you something fun comes out of it.
>>73852878
>Rosie called yesterday, very much to my surprise and we had a very interesting talk about butter cows and more! Sad!
>>73851540
Buy some seasons of the Apprentice, watch it with her.
TRUMPS BUTLER IS BASED AS FUCK
When's the actual voting for presidency?
>>73853076
>paying any attention to proud citizens of a dystopian shithole
>>73853146
>Tiffany no, that's not how you do it
>BUT IVANKAAAAAA
>>73853151
>butter cows and more
Wow,
>>73853121
10/10, anon.
>>73853151
Wow, a woman made of butter.
I used to think Trump was our savior.
Then I found out his ex-butler advocated hanging for the President.
Now I #Shill4Hill and Pander for Sanders!©
>>73852158
>mfw this is from a family photo album
>mfw nobody but the Trump family has seen this
>mfw Eric is with us again
>>73851366
I've heard that too during a cpr class last weekend.
Taylor Swift is not explicitly a Trump supporter but she hasn't said anything against him either.
>>73852925
The Big Short has the best rare Batemans
>>73853188
>Censored "god" instead of "damn"
Why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8wJc7vHcTs
>>73853321
She just doesn't want to split her fanbase. $$$
>>73852158
Nice pic Eric.
>>73853190
How about you spend five seconds googling one of the founding freedoms that Americans have died defending.
>>73853188
Rantz, not bantz.
This loser was fired, not en emplouee, disavowed
>>73853343
Some people have issues with the name of God being in text form.
>>73852896
Since 1900 and the advent of mass media, the taller candidate has tended to win US presidential elections.
>>73851366
>Trump-Clinton debate
>Clinton gives a speech abut our misdocumented citizens
>Trump keeps yelling "ILLEGAL ALIENS" every time she says it
>>73853430
(((some people)))
>>73853343
G-d's chosen people, anon
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/12/republican-voters-agree-donald-trump-trade-immigration/
Looks like the cucks don't know what the voters want. :^)
>>73853430
>jews have issues with the name of God being in text form.
ftfy
>>73853430
Allah damn it.
>when your favorite pornstar follows you for a tweet you made at her.
>>73853188
that's fucking awesome
>>73853413
kill yourself bitch
Patriotism is love for your homeland. Nationalism is the evil that occurs when you allow that love to influence your politics.
>>73853403
Hi I come from Mars and want to vote for someone else
is poo magic more powerful than meme magic?
made some hot off the press oc for you lads
>>73853499
>blacked Presents
Bait or degenerate
>>73853460
I have a feeling they won't run the General Election debates in the same way as the primary debates
Interruptions will be disallowed, and the format controlled so that the candidates can't address each other, can't speak over time, and can't rely on the audience
It'll be an entirely different animal from anything we've so far seen
Hey guys, I'm gonna check out early tonight. I've gotten sick at work and I got flu like symptoms.
May Trump unite the RNC, whether or not with new members or with loyal old ones.
Have a good night, and as always; MAGA
>>73853499
she got blacked and is retiring
>>73853188
>***damn traitor
>>73851285
these picturrs are so impressive. who ever it is thats draws them is very talented
>>73853499
Get out, you worthless cuck.
>>73853602
Sleep well anon! Hope you feel better.
Bob Woodward wanting to make some Trump bux on a tell-all book.
>>73853499
>blacked
come on guy
>>73853295
TFW you're eric and beginning to spend increasing hours a day on Trump Generals with the occasional foray into a thread about the IQ of Koko the Gorilla, but don't post much because afraid of being called out as new
>>73853430
>>73853471
>>73853475
>>73853481
Jews need to fuck off
>>73853449
This is true.
Projects strength and leadership.
>>73853602
Probably aids from being such a weaboo faggot
MAGA
>>73852318
>I'm not mexican
>my name is speedy gonzalez
yeah, ok captain unbiased
>>73853188
lol, that dude is 84
And does not give ONE SINGLE FUCK
>>73853555
Kek wants to remind you that they are one and the same. The meme magic of the ancients, the memetic energy of the universe.
Back from the future.
Here's the 2016 electoral map.
House Vote elects Trump btw.
>>73853645
Looks like he needs to go missing now.
>>73853602
Later bro, take care
>>73853731
>House Vote elects Trump btw.
The fallout from that would be mindblowing.
>>73853602
Rest well anon. We need you.
>>73853669
6/10 would bang
Eric on Dobbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>>73853188
This real? Link to Interview. I need to share it, lol.
>>73853392
That's donald trump jr, not eric
>>73851861
SCREENSHOT THIS
The Hillary campaign WILL accuse Trump of rape. Or rather, they will push the rumor covertly. They'll make something up and push it because that is the ultimate accusation. And it'll be their way of lessening the damage from all of the rape accusations against Bill. "How can Trump criticize Bill if he's a rapist himself?" they'll say. And the media will eat it up.
What are some comfy TV shows I should watch while falling asleep? I need help!
>>73853719
Seconded.
There's another name for meme magic.
"Magic."
>>73853794
Is that EgoRaptor?
>>73853321
If anything she would be a #CruzMissile.
AMA
>>73853822
I know it's CNN, but read it anyway
It's all over a lot of news sites
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/12/politics/donald-trump-butler-barack-obama/index.html
Do you guys realize we're gonna get 8 FUCKING YEARS of epic bantz out of this?
Can you imagine when he's president? Every day another massive news story. Every day another victory.
It'll be the most exciting time to be an American in all of history
And we're going to live through it!!
>>73853888
waste of trips
>>73853859
You have netflix? I always watch shows about people buying houses in other countries.
>>73851861
>the people in charge of hillary's campaign
I'm not worried senpai
>>73853916
Are you /pol/ oriented, Sir?
>>73853871
Commuismkills, the attention-whoring hatefuck of some on /pol/.
>>73853684
artist?
>>73853916
don't fire your based butler
>>73853888
They wanted Taytay to perform at the White Hoise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>>73853602
Rest well.
>>73853916
Nothing to ask. We await your command.
>>73853916
a-are you proud of your internet people, Trump-senpai?
>>73853955
god what a vile whore
I hope bernie makes his comeback against Shitllary (only to lose against Trump ofc)
mailed off my washington ballot lads
>>73853945
I can't wait for him to shitpost at other countries on twitter
"The United Kingdom elected a radical Muslim prime minister! Sad!"
"Marauding Merkel is a disgrace and needs to stop playing the woman card!"
>>73853916
How do you feel about our Awooo posters.
>>73853955
>that hat
>NO, YOU STUPID GOYS, AMERICA IS FINE DON'T ELECT TRUMP
>>73853813
Trump is brilliant in the way that he always supports the people who say good things about him.
It reinforces the credibility of his supporters when they receive an endorsement from him.
Plus it encourages more supporters. Bringing more people to his side.
>>73853731
This seems reasonably possible.
Is anyone else jealous that Kinsey gets paid to watch the news and comment on it and regularly only has ~40-50 people watching at the time.
Why can't you neets get paid to do the same?
>>73854080
The ideal is for Bernie to come very close in pledged delegates and to lose due to super delegates. That would be the best poison for the Democrats and would turn the bernouts to Trump or ensure that they stay home.
>>73854080
Bruh he's gone from being a no-name to being within single digits of what has been the favored establishment-backed candidate for years. The Jew has done alright for himself.
>>73853916
Tell him to tweet your ID for proof.
>>73851972
>>73852329
Black voters aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what they're after.
With respect Master Trump, perhaps this is a nigger that you don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Chicago. My friends and I were working for the local government, selling crack to coons, the usual. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious bling. But their supply chain was being raided by a some nigger no one ever caught. So, we went looking for the cunt. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a niglet playing with a crack rock the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
So why steal them?
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some niggers aren't looking for anything straightforward, like pussy or drugs. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some niggers just need to be carpet bombed.
>>73853955
DEBB HALP!!!
>>73854202
No sympathy for commie scum
fresh don
>>73854142
>Trump is brilliant in the way that he always supports the people who say good things about him.
unlike that muslim london mayor who justs constantly bashed him while trump said nothing but nice things
>>73854170
Doesn't matter, no matter what happens now, it looks to the berniggers like she stole the nom from him.
Her condescending SJW base isn't helping build any bridges, either.
>>73854158
We're not hot girls.
...yet
>>73853916
When will you announce Tupac Shakur as your running mate?
>>73854247
>>73854244
You must know your enemy to defeat them dubsbro.
>>73854239
kek
>>73854273
all the condescending sjws are bernfaggots, the most vile people support that kike, hillary just has nignogs and white boomer women
>>73854321
fucking saved
>>73851652
I wonder if Andrea Tantaros misses her job?
Just sent my application for the internship. Anyone else?
>>73852158
Eric, you're the best. Thats a very cute tiger
>>73852878
Faggot Lindsey realizes Trump will support an opposition candidate and have him mopping jizz at the Blue Oyster.
>>73854273
It does matter. Right now Bernie is behind in votes and delegates. As mad as they are, they still have that very reasonable case against Bernie. If Bernie is chosen over Hillary the way things are going it would seem as if he was the one that subverted the will of the people. Its a much different thing if it was so close it didn't matter and the voters were denied by Super delegates. It would be the difference between 20% of bernouts voting for Trump and maybe over 50%. One scenario gets you riots, the other doesn't.
>>73854321
10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E929gqIcwwI
>>73851460
>1 hour
We fuck at the most 20 minutes and I drive her to the polling area.
I am just a man not some comic book porno super dicker that fucks all night.
>>73854458
You know she does. Kinda sad that she still mentions The Five on her twatter.
>>73854458
Didn't realize she left. She quit?
>>73851652
>you will never sit next to Kimberly Guilfoyle everyday and smell her chair when everyone goes home
>>73853955
>america is already great
Jesus Christ, do these fuckers literally live in a cave? Or are they just too sheltered in high-income neighborhoods to see their own country fall apart around them?
>>73854423
>nignogs
Yep, no one better to build bridges than them!
>>73854465
All of you people better have!
>>73853955
>wasserman
>schultz
>fish mouth
Oy vey what a coincidence!
>>73853449
That's cause Americans eat more today
>Romney lost Florida by 30,000 votes in the general election
>Trump got 350,000 more votes in the primary alone than Romney did
>>73852158
Hi, Eric! How goes?
>>73852826
Our old shill friend still shitposts on /pol/
>>73851460
>remember that I actually voted absentee
>>73854552
Probably some kind of deal where they sue her if she makes mention of being let go. I've stopped watching the Five and Outnumbered. Jedidiah Bila is off their shows now too. Both are smart and don't like sticking to neocon talking points so they get cut loose.
>>73854556
She got fired but they're claiming at Fox that she's "on leave". Her book just got released so there's no way she would leave of her own volition.
>>73854694
my bad
>>73852990
>>73854564
I wish she didn't have such a passing tranny face.
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/12/time-clinton-cash-scathing-broadside-aimed-persuading-liberals/
Shillary will be in trouble once this starts making the rounds.
>>73853657
he loves his dad so fucking much
he sounded so sad when he said "he'll be just a phone call away!"if he was in teh white house
>>73854686
WTF
>>73853955
Globalist, tribalist Jewess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhq17jZIGGU
>>73854729
Damn, Jedidah was cool. Gutfeld really turned on them. Sad.
>>73854851
And yet he loves Ivanka more. What a cuck.
>>73854750
It's not him, the real Maldraw has been banned for 3 years, any other Malaysian poster that posts his so called "art" is merely an imposter. If the real one was still around, he'd be right here, right now.
>>73853657
Hah, Eric's old. Wouldn't surprise me if he started dropping heavy redpills on CNN during Trump's presidency.
Stroke softly.
>>73851120
Free Anti-Hillary Talking Points
>When Hillary voted for the Iraq War, was her position that brown lives don't matter?
>Hillary has swimming pools of blood on her hands, and she tries to act like she's a "good person." Nope.
>Hillary is a hothead who goes to war too easily because the weapons industry funds her campaigns.
>Hillary thought war with Iraq was a good idea, but she won't protect our borders from invastion. She's retarded.
>Crooked Hillary is a JOB-KILLING MACHINE.
>Why won't you talk about TRADE, Hillary? Do you know anything about TRADE? Is TRADE a scary word for you?
>Crooked Hillary is on the side of BIG CORPS that export jobs, not on the side of the AMERICAN WORKER who loses his job.
>Hillary is afraid to talk about trade because her corporate donors own her.
>Hillary envisions a weaker America, falling further and further behind. That's bad for the future of young Americans.
>Hillary brings illegals in. Trump brings jobs in. You choose.
>Hillary's campaign is being run by millennials, lazy half-assers who want the election handed to them for free.
>Hillary is barely winning the primaries against Bernie. She's weak. Trump will stomp her.
>Did your husband repeal Glass-Steagall and cause the global financial crisis of 2008?
>>73852158
Love ya Eric, but Don Jr. was always my favorite non-Trump TRump
>>73854957
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
>>73854729
Why? I see things that say contract dispute but is there more to it? Politically motivated or personality clash?
>>73854958
Kek. Based
>>73854958
Kek, saved.
>>73854964
>>Hillary brings illegals in. Trump brings jobs in. You choose.
oh shit that's strong
>>73852668
I even hand-knitted their clothing.
Sarah Palin will be my biggest star attraction.
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/05/12/gutfeld-ryan-really-brave-not-to-endorse-trump-we-dont-like-squishies-and-rinos-suddenly-were-bending-over-for-one/
Typical saltiness from the most unlikable manlet kike on Fox.
>>73852158
Eric, you were great on Dobbs
>>73855011
I love Tantaros BUT she seems kinda shady on contracts. She had a radio show, but it ended in a nasty 'contract dispute' with them, too.
Her radio was fucking awesome.
>>73855097
The meme with the wall is fun and all, but JoJo is a garbage anime.
It's saturday morning cartoon level trash.
NEW THREAD WHEN????!??!?!?!
>>73855178
Red Eye was never good and this guy has been a 100% turd huffing stool licker from day one.
Who gives a shit what he thinks.
>>73855178
Another short manlet nevertrumping. Yet fully supported Cuck Romney and McCain.
>even TYT are now freaking out about the polls because Trump has already evaporated the "lead" she held
>>73855223
We'll have to agree to disagree. Jojo is excellent and among my all time favorites. It's so over-the-top but it remains dead serious the entire time. It's fun and I enjoy it (and can see why other people enjoy it). At first I thought it was garbage but it grew on me.
>>73855178
Worthless faggot Gutfeld
He's never been funny, fire him Fox
>>73853859
Poirot on Netflix for me. Very good
>>73855306
I'll always have a soft spot for them for the sole reason that they were the first to publicly start shitting on Cruz and exposing how much of a rat he is.
>>73855306
>TYT
all you need from TYT ever, is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1LIAE8FlQ
>>73855443
He might actually kill someone when Trump gets sworn in.
>>73855443
>>73855350
Trust me I only watch them to freak out over Hillary being a shit candidate
>>73852158
Eric does you dad bring home women for you?
>>73855443
wheres the video of the girl crying.
I'll make the next thread if no one else is.
>>73854891
Cuckfeld is a globalist kike neocon that hid behind his libertarian facade until Trump came on the scene. Now, he's openly #NeverTrump and doesn't even talk about personal liberty or privacy. Just kill the terrorists and 'we can give up our freedoms and still have liberty'.
>>73855011
Word is that she called out NRO people like Rich Lowery and Charles C Cuck on the air too often for being shameless and talking shit about her on Twitter for being pro Trump. Dana PeRINO and Karl "The Cuck" Rove told Roger Ailes she needed to go. Now she's booted out just as her book is about to release. No coincidence there.
>>73855219
She lost the radio show for talking about the Obama daughters acting low class.
>>73852158
POSTING IN A TRUMP THREAD HOLY FUGG
>>73855306
>even TYT are now freaking out about the polls because Trump has already evaporated the "lead" she held
Here's that video. Let's watch it together, shall we?
>>73855584
Go for it.
>>73855443
Has to be edited, no way he ever speaks truth.
>>73855658
Herp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os1cdoKKEAQ
>>73855443
>"Let's go invade countries based on muslim percentage of the country"
kek
>>73855588
Not surprising, I'm surprised they haven't canned Hannity as well.
>>73854922
like every muslim isn't a terrorist?
he's laying low and avoiding instant bans while shilling his name in hopes his patreon gets funded
>>73855178
Fuck that manlet cuck. I think even boomer normalfags are noticing how all the Jews at Fox News hate Trump. It's too obvious now.
>Greg Gutfeld
>Jonah Goldberg
>Chris Wallace
>Bernie Goldberg
>Charles Krauthammer
POST YFW WHEN CLINTON CASH DOCUMENTARY REVEALS AT CANNES NEXT WEEK?
>>73855703
>people thought it would be easy to run against Trump
Jesus fuck if Hillary campaigns the way she does against him know the whole season this election was over before it began.
>>73855588
I never really knew what happened. I listened to her every day and then all of a sudden, guest hosts.
>>73855830
Expect Shillary to deflect as much as possible or just simply not answer any requests for interviews.
FRESH BREAD
>>73855900
FRESH BREAD
>>73855900
FRESH BREAD
>>73855900
FRESH BREAD
>>73855900
FRESH BREAD
>>73855900
fresh bread pleassssss
>>73855799
His strategy is advertising, if he doesn't advertise, he doesn't win. And when he does, he gets BTFO every time. Stop being paranoid.
>>73854957
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
>>73855443
Love that video
>terrorists!
>>73855583
second this
>>73855884
>thanks for the shitty genes
>>73855588
>Defending yourself is """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""wrong""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>73855765
Hannity is there to keep the "hard right" watching. The ones that blindly hate anything deemed liberal and don't really take the time to look into the issues.
I'm more afraid of Lou Dobbs getting axed.
>>73854957
stroke softly stroke chan
also is this some attempt to bump threads?
as far as I know our threads are some of the fastest on 4chan.
>>73855443
did he lose a fight?
why is his nose bandaged?
>>73853449
Does this directly compare who won and height or is it just demonstrating a trend in height across all presidents? the latter doesn't mean shit
and unless the correlation is greater than like 0.5 I'm not gonna give a single shit anyway
>>73853916
Is this going to be the start of a dynasty?
i cant wait till trump wins
these threads are cringe worthy garbage
>oh wow you are also voting for trump ? yeah me too!! Omg omg
aren't you guys tired of deepthroating eachother ? the dude is grade A bad-ass he most likely will win...
>>73857035
It's how we generate the meme magic, m8
Also don't be vulgar.