You're outside the club and some guy slaps this onto your car's ass. What do?
>>73841103
I don't have a car
I have a truck
Checkmate
>>73841103
>unzips dick
Nothing, I already have one on.
Nobody touches my Miata.
I will fucking sacrifice him to asmoday on the hood, and then tie him to the tow hook behind the car.
Fucking kike
>>73841103
vote bernie, obviously
>>73841103
Get fingerprints
>>73841103
apologize like any true bernie supporter
>>73841803
>Miata
>follow him home
>watch him and his girlfriend from the bushes outside the whole night
>track his movements
>follow him to work
>observe who he socialises with, friends, colleagues
>get to know his entire routine, where he goes, what he does
>live and breath every waking second of his life
>one day, follow him and his girlfriend to a night out
>watch them as they have dinner with friends
>follow them to a few bars
>follow them to a club
>follow them inside
>follow them to the dancefloor
>walk up behind him as he's dancing
>pull back my hand
>slap his girlfriend on the ass
>ask him what do
>>73842077
>buy miata
>qts jump in and put their lovely feet all over the seats
god i need to by me one of these
>>73841103
Sell the car
>>73841103
Purge car into lake
>>73841103
Burn my car to the ground and take his keys. Ya know because socialism
>>73841803
>NB
>>73842077
They are pretty good cars that are fun to drive. Shame they have such a bad image
>>73841103
Thank Bernie's system for providing me with much needed transportation.
Put my Trump sticker over it
Thank him desu
>>73841103
Roll back up to club with my crew and get all MAGA up in there.
What happens when I stick a Trump sticker over a Bernie sticker?
Cut off half and give it back to him
Citizens arrest and press vandalism charges.
Punch him in the stomach.
>>73841468
/thread
>>73841103
X it out with a Sharpie.
People will not know if I am an anti-Bernie or a pro-Bernie, victimized by an anti-Bernie.
