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>Competing nations
1. Latvia
2. Poland
3. Switzerland
4. Israel
5. Belarus
6. Serbia
7. Ireland
8. Macedonia
9. Lithuania
10. Australia
11. Slovenia
12. Bulgaria
13. Denmark
14. Ukraine
15. Norway
16. Georgia
17. Albania
18. Belgium
Americans and other non-europeans not welcome.
>2 threads ago
>>73809690 →
>Last thread
>>73814116
hi
>>73816376
>ukraine
no such nation
disgusting hairline
2/10
would not bang
>>73816471
Hello
REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR LATVIA
I'd break her ice.
she has to fix her forehead
DAT BEAT CHANGE
I'd let her break my ice if you know what i mean
>A Sami with a shit hair line
Should be BLACKED desu
>norway singing about being stuck in ice
kek
ICE BREEEEAAAAAAKER
>>73816598
agree
>>73816591
then dont rape her mohammed
>Norway
>White
> young georgian lolitaz
ok i don't wanna go to jail
Fuking hell Georgia
Trippy af
Georgia seems promising
>>73816703
kek
Here comes fedora crew!
Lel this is so English/Pete Doherty.
BOOOOOOOOO
>Switzerland
>Israel
>Ukraine
>Albania
Georgia doesn't seem bad
knock off blur
we kaiser chiefs now
>>73816376
Fuck you and fuck your gayvision
You made me feel embarassed for my country for the first time in a while
>>73816598
this
Epilepsy: The Song.
I like Georgia
I am actually liking georgia
Every year there's a retarded country that takes the contest seriously
>>73816782
they suck so far
>>73816782
glad you're already starting to post anime in preparation for saturday
AAAAHG GEORGIA MY FRICKING EYES MAN
OY
Stalin would be proud
>>73816825
sorry friendo dont send shitty contestants next tyme
>>73816825
>he wolf
>>73816825
Don't worry, our singer was even bigger fag.
>>73816825
not our fault your country chose a wolffucker to represent you
where can i watch it? it's blocked in america
>>73816825
is ok we still like you Belarus
wouldve taken LSD beforehand if i knew this would be on
It's better than the previous performances but this simply isn't good music.
Epilepsy warning
>>73816848
It's Georgia.
>Georgia
PURGE
Oh look it's the "white Illyrian master race".
Next "Gib kidney or I stab you" land
>>73816825
Your country choose the furry faggot not us
>>73816941
>where can i watch it? it's blocked in america
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213573
>>73816941
what? it's streaming live on youtube. lol blocked in america, fucking kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
what is going on
>>73816840
>>73816844
>>73816848
The Spanish Armada Returns
>Georgia
>single mum
lol mosque in the backkround at the beginning of albania introduction
top kek
>>73816376
Fuck you Sven.
niggers
we arent in?
wut
>milf šiptar
> Albanian girl accused of being homophobic
Did she just secure the /pol/ vote?
Pure albanian whore.
>>73816376
Havent been following the competition but where is France and its shitty song?
>>73817077
Maybe it was stockholm
>>73817094
disqualified
I'm not watching. Whats going on with Georgia? Can someone explain?
>You are feel
>>73817150
I think they're automatically through to the final.
>>73816825
>A dissident
Been nice knowing you.
I'd let her suck me off if you know what I mean ;)
>>73817094
Annexed by Turkey. It's happening all over again my gypsy friend, are you ready for the roach rape gangs?
>>73816941
get the Hola vpn ext on chrome/firefox switch to any euro land
>>73817112
What happened?
>>73817150
you are directly qualified to the final friendo
>>73817023
Omg Štipe fucking kek
>>73817193
Not really, care to explain?
>>73817094
> Romania had originally planned to participate, but was forced to withdraw due to repeated non-payment of debts by their national broadcaster to the European Broadcasting Union (EBU)
pay denbts
>>73817150
France and other big countries like Italy Uk etc are automatically in the finals.
>>73817112
no she a mudslim fuck off mohammed
>>73816376
A show for fags by fags.
>>73817094
2poor, even though you have people sitting in our subway begging 24/7.
When are they going to sing the Swedish national song in Arabic and change the lyrics to promote pedophilia and honor killings?
>>73817150
france is already qualified because they showed high levels of multiculturalism in their song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
>>73817235
;/)
>>73817150
he's a refugee.
>>73817032
ps
ignore the prompt to install
>>73817202
Norwegian narrator mentioned she had fired shots at Conchita Wurst for being a tranny faggot
>>73816883
Yeah. But we have to post nazicuties
OC
>>73817260
Agreed
This is really shitty.
>>73817260
Don't be like that Slovenia. Your song was based
>>73817235
the penis in the mouth
>>73817283
Well your women getting raped 24/7
>tfw Poland is represented by some degenerated faggot
JUST
muh dick
omg cute. marry me belgium girl
> belgium
> not sending a muslim
another one bites the dust
aw shit nigga my hometown
>>73817023
Omg Štipe fucking top kek
>>73817297
what a pile of shit
holy shit belgian girl 10/10
actual qt
I think we can all agree that Australia was by far the best and whitest entry.
>>73817248
>Spain
>big country in the current year
>Belgium
>Literally another one bites the Dust.
Fuuuuuucjjjjkkhdjjdjd Belgium!!!
Hnnggngngn auper fucking qt curly would fuck and kidnap
so multicultural. im proud of you beljum.
>And another one bites the dust
Am I the only one?
>>73817334
ok i'll get to work immediatly
BELGIUM YES!
I like this
GROOOOOVE!!!!!!!!
fkn niggers in background hate them so much
why belgium is not a muslim?
I SAD A HIP HOP
THE HIPPIE THE HIPPIE
>>73816825
I see you don't remember back in the old days when Eurovision was a total freakshow.
[BAITS ZA DUSTO]
Who else /WouldBleachBelgium/ here?
Belgium bringing a nigger and towelheads
Kek
Which is this country now?
>>73817470
Nope me 2.
>white girl
>foreign guys
So now that it's over can we all agree Slovenia was the best?
ONCE A CHRISTIAAAANNN
YOU WILL GO
>>73817297
>>73817439
I'LL BEEN LOOKING LOOKING FOR YOU oooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>73817354
Never heard the song
American Woman ripoff
>>73817470
german commentator pointed it out as well
>>73817549
Belgium... She's kinda cute.
>this Belgian whole
>>73817531
would suck her feminine penis
>>73817553
Is it enough for plagiarism?
>>73817523
i remember bucks fizz live.
Backup singers making ape noises.
stealing black culture
>BELGIUM NIGGERED
Belgium 2/5 white
>>73817478
Chill Andrzej. Michał Szpak is representing our country, which means we will turn into meme.
He will wear skirt or other degenerated shit.
>Belgium
>nigger music and flerting on stage with durka dancer
"We dutch people also help Belgium by sending 2 good dancers"
There is literally only 1 looking Dutch in the dancers that one girl but she could be from s.Europe too.
JUST
Belgium yes
>>73817623
No.
> literally BLACKED
>>73817653
He already performed was meme ebin
>>73817394
weak bants desu senpai
who voting for slovenia?
Fucking assholes why the fuck can't I vote.
>>73817202
http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/eneda-tarifa-homophobic-comments-768x558.jpg
Switzerland should win
>>73817704
tfw no berserk chapter in months
>No aloha snackbar yet
0/10
now for the shill moment
literally a contest run by jews lmao
>this song won the 2002 Eurovision for us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cCUrEIpSJQ
fucking hell....
OY VEY
>19
She looks 15 at best.
THERE ARE PEOPLE WAVING ISRAEL FLAGS IN MY CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>can vote up to 20 times
milk that dosh
>>73817401
Poland YES ! You re on the way to win, like Conchita wurst did
>>73817775
here, i wanna see more of that goddess
>>73817775
>Actually voting.
Sasuga Germoney.
>>73817775
>giving money to the Eurovision jews
good goy
My DICK already voted
if you know what i mean
>>73817811
did you see the trailer for the new anime?
> russia didn't send a qt
Shit year
>Poland
PIZDA
Switzerland was best desu
Serbia should make it
>>73817470
>>73817572
See this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM&feature=youtu.be&t=17s
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR LIFEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73817864
>Conchita wurst
noooooooo where my ak i need to clean world
>>73817846
>implying that's a bad thing
>>73817846
I bet she sucks dick like a champ.
>tfw we really are the last of out kind
>>73817852
>stockholmare
Jag är så ledsen. Du bor ju iaf inte i Malmö så det kunde vart värre!
>>73817896
what has been seen cannot be unseen
>>73817908
But Sergey is a qt.
>>73817782
Countries that were in first half final night can't vote now.
>>73817474
Great.
Maybe some other germanons will also make some OC.
It would be ogre if some of it would leak into the real world
>>73817909
why so cruel
>>73817957
Oh tell me little white
>>73817908
You sent the qt this year, we sent the faggot.
>>73816376
Trust a fucking cuckistani to follow the eurofaggot gay-contest
Disgusting
Remeber goyim you pay money for voting your favourite country
How did poll react when she won?
Can someone explain this show? Why doesn't the UK just send Adele or someone that will BTFO everyone else?
We send supreme massive faggot this year, first place must be ours or this shit is rigged
>>73816376
Let's be honest guys, we all know KONGERIKET NORGE will win this.
DONNA DONNA DONNA DONNA DONNA DONNA
VOT FOR
L A T V I A
A
T
V
I
A
>>73816376
Ireland is the best at this. The rest are pathetic.
>>73817956
No that's not it, it sounds like another one bites the dust.
>>73817864
>nigger infested muslim frog is making fun of Poland
Dark times are coming
>>73817735
What did I miss?
Did he wear skirt while twerking to niggers?
>>73818023
Aw well that sucks :(
usa here just finish final what point we at did i miss anything meme worthy
>>73818077
>she
Are you trying to trigger us Sven?
>>73818037
Looks like strong hetrosexual man.
>Dem thighs.
>>73818061
i thought it was free on the mobile app, but it seems its not. im not gonna pay for this shit.
>australia is a gook
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
If those 'artists' are supposed to represent their country, then why do most of them sing in english ?
>>73818086
scene has a weight limit
VOTE FOR ISRAEL
>VOTE FOR ISRAEL
VOTE FOR ISRAEL
>VOTE FOR ISRAEL
VOTE FOR ISRAEL
>VOTE FOR ISRAEL
VOTE FOR ISRAEL
>VOTE FOR ISRAEL
Does anyone remember these Irish faggots?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedward
>>73818215
kekd
>>73818183
Give them your shekels friend
> Norwegian flags
SAMIS BTFO
>Ukraine
>Arab shit
They will win
>>73818020
>mad max the leather warrior
pretty sure Australia wins this year.
>>73818123
cant w8 until they make a movie and butcher the franchise even more
Can I bet money on Germany getting 0 points somehwere?
>>73818248
Conchita won last time.. You can't win them all..
>>73818248
Will you deposit few shekels to my account if I vote?
>>73818273
Hyperactive electronic chipmunks
>>73816376
>Caring about the shitshow that is eurovision
The songs are not only not written by the singers, but most are not even written by people from the country the singer is from.
All western euro sounds the same and has no national feeling to it and are sung in english because fuck representing the country, you just wanna win.
>>73818248
you sure mate?
>>73818273
Ofcourse. Jedward were great.
you better fucking vote for our fucc boi
>>73818215
also the reason why israel and austrialia joined but murrica can't
>>73818248
Do as you are told goyims or the big bad jew will come and get you.
>>73817197
not again NOT AGAIN
>>73818037
Yeah, I guess Austria is pretty qt this year.
>>73818215
>HE ACTUALLY DID IT
Georgia confirmed for worst country. Russia please just annex them.
I'd say Norway was probably the best
u forgot netherlands u fucking faggot
>>73818396
She's best girl.
>>73818377
Amerilards btfo. Hans, the man with a tan bringing the bantz.
>>73818020
Crixus! What is beneath your feet?
>>73818418
Very masculine man.
He has the muscles of straight bloke.
>>73818437
yeah wtf
Belgium Yes!!!
>Muh BAAB
>>73818364
>All western euro are sung in english
Non
>>73818215
Nice banter Andrzej
tfw Poland was robbed last year
>social media expert
>swedish social media expert
my god
Who do you vote for?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10195426
>social media expert
here comes the abba jokes again
>FEMALE MILLITARY LEADERS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>ABBA was the Kim & Kanye of the 70s
fucking swecucks
>social media expert
kill yourself sweden
>>73818579
You mean baab
Okay
THIS IS ENOUGH
Fuck EUROVISION
FUCK /POL/
>Swedish "humour"
>>73818560
It's an attempt on humor. They are all "comedians"
>>73818366
Could that faggot be any cringier looking holy shit
Song was shit too
Voted for the pure Aryan QT from Slovenia
>memecoins
>>73818590
So progressive
>fucking poop jokes
>Swedish humour
omg fuckig cucks
>poop jokes
God damnit Sweden, it's time to stop.
Please svens just kill youself
>>73818642
He's not in character
>Swedish historian
>soon to be made obsolete after the books are burned
http://www.strawpoll.me/10195426
>>73818590
disgusting
Nuke Sweden
>Sweden
>>73818630
imagine they named them baba, that would be even funnier haha.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10195426/r
>>73818713
The migrants will take care of that.
This kind of thing is why I never want the UK to win. It'd be a fucking embarrassment.
>CRINGE
Shows you how comedy died when you can't make fun of anyone but white men
Why do they have to make such shit?
How can anyone live in Sweden without killing himself?
>nerd nation
>social media expert
>memecoins
> austrian commentary
> there were some good songs there were some shit songs
who /DONA/ here?
I didn't think my opinion on sweden could get any lower
>>73818761
Agreed, gravity falls did it already :p
What's happening? I'm not at the TV at the moment, what's going on? Why is everyone cringing at our superior Swedish humor?
Poland still making me kek.
Switzerland still making me cry.
>they got that cuck dweeb from Pointless to read out the score tomorrow
israel will never win, europe is only becoming more arabic
>>73818744
>Shoigu
>>73817401
Our faggot more degenerate than your faggot
Be consoled
>>73818858
>he doesn't know the color of his life
Serbia is pretty hot daym
>another recap
When will the rest of the world learn to just show some commercials?
>australia
>chink
fucking meme
DONADONADONADONA
honestly guys, did you even like our song?
>>73818879
me! /DONA/ is the least degenerate song
>made of stars
>>73818937
You forgot about Aussies. Fucking gook.
who /DONA/ here
>"1944" lyrically speaks about the deportation of the Crimean Tatars in the 1940s by the Soviet Union at the hands of Joseph Stalin.
>The forcible deportation of the Crimean Tatars from Crimea was ordered by Joseph Stalin as a form of collective punishment for collaboration with the Nazi regime in Taurida Subdistrict during 1942-1943
>Jamala has said in an interview that the song also reminds her of her own family living in Crimea nowadays, claiming that since the 2014 Russian annexation of Crimea "the Crimean Tatars are on occupied territory"
>"the Crimean Tatars are on occupied territory"
MUH POLITICS
Also, salty Ukrainians.
>>73819010
when you start actually playing foootball instead of showing commercials
>>73819101
>>73819101
NEW THREAD
>georgia's act only there to induce seizures
kek
>"nerdnation"
>don't even make world famous memes
>>73818970
he real mongol descendant
chingis khan is real
>Danmark the gayest of all
>Fyrom the worst song
>Israel the weirdest of all
>>73819058
would fug her tho
>>73818761
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ypQkSnIAF3k
OH MY GOD!!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!
bobody gives a fuck, i hope this shit gets bombed abd shit
This is some illuminati shit going on right now
>>73819230
>implying you could
this is really getting fucking creepy with the robots now. wtf illuminati?
JUST
>Robots and niggers
Ok Sweden, I don't know what I was expecting
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>73818212
toothpaste has a point
>no white people
>robots
Sweden is trying to tell us something.
That was interesting
mfw only France and fyrom has not submit to english singing dictatorship
DILDO JOKES
>>73818377
Because we own the world
>>73819852
Austria is singing in French.
all these jews
>>73819860
Swedish men can't satisfy their women. It's pretty much the reason to their downfall.
>all this innuendo, sarcasm and, irony on the BBC
>sweden 2020 poo in loo confirmed
holy shit italian sounds like a pure sex language.
Isn't the dandelion a bit of an ironic logo? One gust of wind and it all blows apart.
Are we 100% the Illuminati aren't real and just fucking with the world for laughs?
glad my country didnt make it to multiculturalism
>strayya made it
Hope Norway makes it
>>73820644
That makes me so angry. Holy shit, I fucking hate regressive scum.
>>73820793
Sweden won't let other nordic countries advance, it's like this always, they jelly as fuck
tjis is the biggest propaganda shit ever
>>73820644
and what about the 20 millions muslims ? Isnt it enough multikulti for you ?
ISRAEL NUMBER 1!! OY VEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!
pic says everything
