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>Competing nations
1. Latvia
2. Poland
3. Switzerland
4. Israel
5. Belarus
6. Serbia
7. Ireland
8. Macedonia
9. Lithuania
10. Australia
11. Slovenia
12. Bulgaria
13. Denmark
14. Ukraine
15. Norway
16. Georgia
17. Albania
18. Belgium
Americans and other non-europeans not welcome.
>Last thread
>>73809690
Faggot how many migrants performed?
Latvia is gonna win, just give up
>Australian
Can't do anything right can you, Australia?
SHEILA-SAN!
>de gay
>australian asian singer
>song begins with "round eyes"
>Aussiegooks in Eurovision
Wow
>EURIVISON
>Australia
WAIT. I SAID WAIT
> straya wins the EUROVISION song contest
aren't we (germany) becoming Hosts of the next ESC then?
Waiting for classical sweden's nasheeds
What if eurovision is in sydney next year?
>Straya
>gook
>>73814153
Last time there was a pro-refugees dance number.
I know who is not going to win
Flag related
Why is Georgia getting to perform but not the whole US?
>>73814234
she's not even hot, ffs what a disaster
i thought gooks in australia was just a meme
>A FUCKING CHINK
Albania represent, we almost won last time
>be Australia
>get chinked
hello darkness my old friend..
>>73814273
Swedens nasheed is on saturday in the real contest
Its a shitty lovesong
>TFW no Chinese-Australian gf
>its a strayan GOOK
this song is actually catchy.
>Gooks at the Eurovision
just put a bag over her face ffs
>>73814243
lel
well fuck me, Korea is quite good
>sound of silence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>the sound of sirence
To be quite hones this song is fucking great for Eurovision standards.
FUCKEN AYE CUNT
AUSSIES REPRESENT
North Bosnia or Alpine Serbia next.
post yfw straya with a fucking chink wins EUROvision
>>73814353
Youve come to fuck my wife again..
>>73814453
hello darkness my old friend. . .
Slovenian qt 3.14
NOW THIS IS LOOKING GOOD
WHITE PRIDE
>Watching the European Faggot Contest
Slovenia going strong
Holy shit Slovenia looks comfy as fuck
> slovenia
> actually white
CUTE
Fuck your yodeling, slovenia
>diet taylor swift from slovenia
at least shes hot
A FUCKING WHITE FEMALE
I want to marry her already
Slovenia confirmed for white as fuck.
QT
T
> this qt
How much does one like this go for in Slovenia?
>ywn have a pure Slovenian waifu
>>73814116
Secret agent Helmut hohenzollern 088 is so beautyful
holy fuck shes good looking
SLOVENJA
WHITE
FUUUUUCKK HNNNGGFGF.... SLOVENIA. PURGE THE BALKANS PLZ.
dem titties
This is the first Slovenian in 28 years of my life I find fuckable. Finally.
>Those jugs
oh man
>>73814234
I'm fine with Koreans, too.
I should have known that only a Korean qt could sing that well. Get her into a girl group right now.
>Slovenia
pretty qt
DEM TITS
>inb4 a black man comes on stage and lifts her up
>singing blue and red
>is white waifu
post how comfy you are atm
>yodeling qt3.14
holy shit :O
>>73814554
you're here to stay faggot, join in
MANLET ALERT
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A
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A FUCKING WHITE MALE APPEARS
Remember to vote for Latvia
> CHAD STEALS HER AGAIN
RÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
male striper alert
>>73814712
>flag
>eurovision song contest
slovenia is so hot i'd fuck her
greece got kicked out
crying
>>73814696
Sauce? holy shit
>>73814715
Australia is that you?
A sexy naked man pole swinging.
Angling for the gay vote.
How many palms did we grease to get into a song contest for Europeans.
>>73814116
Where do I watch this?
>>73814715
Nice proxy, aussie!
>>73814116
>ukraine
no such nation
How does he do that
>>73814116
heard somrthing about an expolosion...IS IT HABBENING?
>LITERAL BETA ORBITER
>>73814822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
>>73814715
>strayan with a proxy
>eurovision
>All songs in english
fucking retards
totally defeats the purpose of the contest
>>73814765
A CUTE!!!!!!
>>73814822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
>>73814822
BBC Four anon.
Another qt coming through
>that hairstyle
dropped
FOLLOWED BY DEGENERACY
Cute white girl
Okay song
Half-naked man for gays
It will win
>>73814860
>HE MISSED THE DONNA
that hair is problematic
IF LOVE WAS A CRIME
>MEME ARROWS
kek
Bulgarian song is actually catchy
>>73814715
I'm really comfy right now.
To lazy to post though.
>>73814116
Why aren't we in it?
I assumed we had automatic qualification like with all the football tournaments.
ewww black lips
>>73814677
Russian heterosexual winner should make babies with her.
Bulgarian chick looks disgusting
I wonder how many cocks had been inside her.
BULGARIA EXPLAIN YOURSELF
LIKE IN MY CHINESE CARTOONS
So, after a pure qt waifu, we get a degenerate bitch? Fuuuuuck
>>73814906
We tumblr now
>>73814925
Half-naked man really sold me
and I'm straight
>that epilepsy though
>wholesome slovenian girl
>followed by this degenerate goblin
>>73814116
Didn't watch, has belarus performed yet?
She seems so kewl
i want to hold her in my tiny arms
BULGARIAN DYKE
Would be better if they spoke in their native language instead of being cucked to the English
> literally wearing a Mass Effect uniform
> Bulgarians will defend this
>>73814998
its not the full contest yet m8
>>73815037
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fagbait lyrics
Sorry Bulgaria it's not 2008 anymore
Bulgaryan girl is cute.
>>73814999
Balkans are a few decades behind.
>>73815037
yes
>>73814116
ayo hol up lemme get dis rite
America has sporting contests
Europe has singing contests?
lmao @ ur life
wtf is this bulgarian chick
BUGARSKA NA TRI MORETA
>>73815037
yes ... with digital wolves
DAARIO IS EURON FUCKING COMFIRMED
>>73815037
Yes (pic related)
>Bulgaria
>Whiter than Serbia and FYROM
>But more degenerate
How?
Why is Balkans such a fucking horror movie?
>>73815037
Yes anon, naked man sang to a wolf.
>>73814998
Havent folowed last year but you were either in the first semifinal
or in the top 5 last year so you dont have to be in the semifinals
>>73815037
most feminine performance tonight
>>73814998
Does Ireland count? :^)
just a reminder that this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLqfkU_0xA
>>73815037
A FUCKING NAKED MAN WITH A WOLF
>>73814254
fucking australia man... always something fucking weird about them.
>>73815037
you dont wanna know friendo
LAIBIN LOOFTA
LAIBIN LOOFTA
THEY WILL NEVER BRING US DOWN
>>73815037
AWOOOOOOOOOOO~
>>73815037
Most faggy shit ive seen in years
And i live in Sweden
We need more multiculturalism goyim... i mean friend!
>Denmark
>Fags
Lel
boy band
>>73815037
Tengri naked twink wolfboy? Yes.
>>73815037
>wolf fucking witcher elf
>>73815208
WOOOOOOOOOOW
LIT
>Danish fuccbois
>soldiers of love
top faggotry lads
Homely hot white guys
Denmark ruining the cute blonde girl streak
>>73815247
Shut up while the white countries are performing.
>Teleports behind you
>unsheathes katana
Three "close friends" as our commentator stated. Toppest of keks
> old men with the voice of little boys
goddamnit denmark
Is Bulgaria being embarrassed? I ain't watching that shit.
we wuz MarxistVision an sheet
>>73815208
Dai mi lyubovta
>Give me your love
soldiers of faggotry
>denmark
>song called soldiers of love
>3 males are performing this song
DENMARK YES
lame
Bulgaria will win this year
>buy me luther
Err...
>>73815303
>that tan line
>>73814116
>Israel
>Australia
wtf are they doing in Eurovision, was half expecting turkey and Azerbaijan to be in there too
they grab the microphones like negro dicks
GAYYYYYY
Boy band in their mid thirties?
>>73814116
>Israel
>Australia
>>73815389
Same thing I was thinking
soldiers of aids
>>73815357
was okish
THIS IS WHY WE DONT WANNA BE IN EUROPE
so goofy and gay
we are nothing like mainlanders
Soldiers of Odin
>>73815099
>>73815125
>>73815128
>>73815137
>>73815142
>>73815176
>>73815190
>>73815222
>>73815235
Fuck this bullshit i'm outta here
Send back Denmark to the 90's for the love of God
>>73815336
>White
>Filled with fags
Subhanallah.
>>73815382
german commentator stated they wrote the song after the paris attacks
I can`t wait to see what Belgium brings
>>73815173
>>73815173
TOP KEKE!
LATVIA A BUNCH OF GAY BUTT PIRATES WHO ARN"T EVEN WHITE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
>>73815405
It's not Euro anymore. They're in the same broadcasting union or something like that.
>>73815357
Oble4ena e mn zle. Pesenta e hubava predstavqneto be6e
pla4a
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
>>73815425
NEVER LET GOOOOOOOO
>>73815222
I will teach you how to fly...
>>73815412
SOLDIERS OF LOVE
Rev up those concentration camps!
>>73815405
turkey isn't joining because it is redpilled against homos
>>73815452
hahaha
>>73815357
i think is was a bit fit but had shaved side on head with tattoo on wrist, so one of those types of girls
>>73815459
Nice song Straya
>>73815405
Azerbaijan is in it mate.
>Denmark
Where are the qt'ies as usual.
A FAGGOT BOY BAND WITH 20 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE MEMBERS
MUSLIMS BTFO
NON COUNTRY IS NEXT!
soldiers of lube
Ugh here we go again with the SJW shit
Obligatory gay propaganda.
>>73815340
Nice.
>>73815535
jamal?
>>73815459
Yeah we follow the Quran and the teachings of Mohammad, blessings be upon him.
Gay vote confirmed for soldiers of love
here it comes lad's
> that political message
>These fucking fat fucks in the crowd.
Oh god... Some faggot propaganda in the interludes.
Who is performing from Georgia? Is it someone from Georgia or just a celebrity?
>>73815555
Woohoo quads
>buttsex is still a crime in many parts of the world
>>73815610
They wanted to pander to all gays
>>73815576
Difference is we send shit that no one has ever heard of.
Lots of countries send one of their biggest artists.
Oy vey dont forget about the gays!
>>73815037
>european degenerate contest
>murrican nigger contest
>EU pushing for fag love openly
>>73815535
You're not fucking tricking me, 'straya!
showus ukraine 1944
>>73815514
>not even white
ok, 60%
UPSKIRT
just kill me, the cringe is too much for me.
cringe..
STOOOOOOOOOP
Could someone kill that creature?
>>73814575
>>73814482
Why so edgy, neighbour
I can't wait guys
C R I N G E B O Y S
GOOD GOY
Stop this cringefest!
IT HURTS!
A FUCKING CHINK
>A FUCKING CHINK
A FUCKING CHINK
>A FUCKING CHINK
A FUCKING CHINK
>A FUCKING CHINK
A FUCKING CHINK
>A FUCKING CHINK
A FUCKING CHINK
>A FUCKING CHINK
topcringe
Love the way Germanics pronounce love as "lav"
FAAAAAAAABUOLUS!
What's with that 'SWEDEN YES' tier host dude?
Shut up old cunt, we're to hear fags sing.
>>73814860
>Missing Austria singing in French
>>73815751
Petra Mede has been hated in Sweden for ever. It's only fair you should have some too.
>>73815649
such euro trash, its like watching south park canadians.
they have such shit and awkward sense of humour,
she said Green room lol
WAIT WHAT JAMAL?
NO SUCH COUNTRY
>YOUKRAINA
Southern Russia's up boys
>Ukraina
>Jamala
Ayyyyyyyyy fuck.
>1944
we ww2 now
I wonder what ukraine will sing about
>putinsmile.jpg
Reminder that Ukraine's song is literally about >muh 6 gorillion.
>JAmAL
>war hasn't ended
>ukraine
no such thing
>Ukraine sends Jamal
> 1944
> it's not about nazis but about sowjets
NASHEED INTRO
ukraine esc top kek
GLORY TO UKRAINE
>Jamala
Pretty spoopy
I wonder whether they'll be a bit nicer to the UK this year given that Brexit referendum is coming up.
>jamal
oki
>>73815863
u so close jamala
>Strangers are coming
inb4 putinoutraged.png
>>73815832
The show is hosted in Sweden.
>>73815851
>Petra Mede has been hated in Sweden for ever
rightly so, shes terribly unfunny
RUSSIA BTFO
superior slav women
shittiest song of esc confirmed
Songs sounds like it's about a war hmmmm. . .
>jamala
Tfw seeing this shit
>(You)kraine
>Jamala
Jests will be real.
>Ukraine
kek
Oy vey remember the 60 billion
>No based SLOW DOWN BROTHER
I aint watching this shit
>>73814234
Aussies are shitposting on stage.
Glorious.
>>73816052
She's literally a tatar, tho.
>>73816018
Her doing that spice girl thing made my skin crawl
>>73815118
You're in the contest too, straya. You can't escape your fate as an european colony.
This is terrible. SHUT IT DOWN!
Looks like Ukraine has PTSD from Russia LMAO
Oy yeah the anti russian song right?
>1944
>not singing about genociding poles
I'm disappointed hohols.
>>73814116
is this a sand nigger
Muh poor Crimean Tatars dindu nuffin! They totally didn't conduct slave and pillage raids for 300 years over Russia and they totally didn't side with Hitler.
Just tuned in. Which country is this and why haven't they been crooked offstage?
/ug/ best times
>>73816052
>slav women
>crimean tatar
pick one
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Props for not singing entirely in english
>literally crying about russia
top kek
>>73816118
are tatars cryptokikes?
shit this is bad
politics aren't allowed and neither are radioactive hookers, get that bitch off the stage!
so butthurt
Is she reciting the Quran?
as a turk, i disowned the tatars
they are "muh 6 gorillion tier" unlike the rest of us who have never been genocided and any nigga who tries get a genocide *cough*grecos and armens*cough*
>CANT WAKE UP.JPG
Song aside, her dancing is utter shite and look fucking weird
Someone gimme a link to a livestream
>>73816037
Yes this is what blows Russia out.
Europe sings and dances to faggots while Russia literally conquers their countries.
EUROPE IS A MESS
last one guys
>Ukraine
>It's a kike
>>73816250
norwegian but good enough
http://www.nrk.no/mgp/
HOLY SHIT NORWAY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>73816250
just ignore the prompt to install
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213573
NORGE
SAMI QT
<3
>>73816250
It's just their youtube account.
>>73816250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM&feature=player_embedded
>>73816250
It's on bbc four you knob, open on iplayer
OH FUG
SHE'S WHITE ALRIGHT!
>>73816250
http://tvthek.orf.at/live/Eurovision-Song-Contest-2016/12693577
QT QT QT QT
OH GOD NORWAY THAT BEAUTY
MUH DICK
Norway confirmed mongol
UKRAINE YES
>>73816250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
>>73816234
it's supposed to evoke pain and despair
Aryan qt
Time for more Aryan qties.
What a QT
ARYAN Q.T 3.14
me like aryan godess
Why is Norway white?
hnnnnnnnnng
>>73816206
Nah, not as far as I know. Just Muslim Central Asian/Slavic mix who got BTFO by the Russians quite a few times.
>>73816250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
Thx Macedonia, Slovenia & Norway for the cuties.
Norway can stay
> already has a boyfriend
i'm borderline right now
SAPMI SWEDE HERE, LISTENING TO THE ARYAN NORWEGIAN GIRL WHO'S ALSO SAPMI
FEELING: COMFY
>>73816376
>>73816376
NEW THREAD
>>73816201
its real funny
NORWAYY QT
oMg Norway is a terrible singer
>>73816317
She's Sami, literally a mongol
SHE LOOKS LIKE FINN WTF
Best song sofar desu
>>73816317
>mongols
>white
>>73816346
It certainly evokes pain and despair from me anon
She's sami you cucks.
Lmao. Aryan-Mongolian confirmed best race.
>>73816343
MUH DICK
Shut it down immediately!
>>73816418
>white socks
Autism
Norway looks like a white nigger
NORGOLIA FTW
>stuck in frozen water
is that a normal occurence in denmark?
Cheers for the links lads
>white
>blue eyed
I hope there will be shitton of black backgrounddancers otherwise this is nazi propaganda!
Nice Norway
>>73816469
P U R E
U
R
E
>That five head.
she has the pure blooded turanic genes, you "aryans" cannot match
btw average turk looks like that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ural%E2%80%93Altaic_languages
>>73816418
Unironically buying ikea furniture and making his house look exactly the same as every house in the western world. KYS
Norway looks like she was blacked 17 times but tbf she was alright
>>73816375
she's crimean tatar they from central asian, they absolute different than kazan tatars.
>Geoegiiaahhhhh
Lol americucks are up now! Hahaha sent russian fags. Top kek
shashklik
>>73816572
>average Turk looks like that
DAS RITE
This is not gay enough this will be last place.
WHAT IS GOING ON??
GEORGIAN LOLIS
>>73816669
they're both turkic you fucking idiot, actually crimean tatars are mostly greco or gothic which is why they look ugly
>Using camera tricks to make garage band seem interesting.
damn georgia does some real music
Why no Russian in Eurovision?
>>73814991
no its not you fuck
she looks like a fucking blonde gypsy
>>73816770
>RAINBOW WHITE HOUSE
>>73816816
was already will be again in finals
>>73816735
do you want to get enslaved again
maybe you can help us fight our brothers again https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ankara
greyscale switching
why
new thread?
Lol, /pol eurovision song contest thread...
a FUCKING MOSQUE
>>73816785
Sauce
>>73816979
>new thread?
Scroll up
Albania sent a single mom
>albania
>literally has a mosque in the background
b-b-but we are master race catholic g0ys
albania is a qt
a fucking milf
>>73817070
lol... Golden dress though... or thingy.
>>73816865
>helping T*rks kill T*rks
Sure, why not effendi.
We need Carrickfergus fluteband to represent the UK. The crowd would rave to the sash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D-2pr2aCXs
Literally American Woman ripoff
literally women or niggas, hahahahahah
Lmao Belgium knows how to party. Fucking madmen put a monkey on stage!
>Walloons
>>73817654
>belgians
>>73817837
>Anglo's
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