Somalia or north korea
>>73795433
At least they have a star not a fucking leaf/
>>73795433
I thought I was in best korea for a second.
North Korea, I think it's less likely I'll be murdered there
>>73797365
Why'd you all steal their flag, you lousy spics?
>>73795433
>Somalia is known to be shit.
>No one actually knows that best korea is shit (it's all speculations)
Also no niggers
somalia and then go to sweden
>>73797421
Hey, who doesn't want to be best korea?
After all, their space project successfully landed the first man on the sun, who brought back sun spots for further analysis.
>>73795433
I'd become Der Fuhrer of Ooogba-Boogastan.
Seriously though, the west would be quick to support a western dictator in the region. Just be a complete cuck to the US and EU, and they'll let you do whatever you want. Somalia is in a fantastically strategic position.
I wouldn't get qt korean lolis like in Best Korea though.
North Korea easily. I'm white, so they'd either treat me like a tourist, use me as a propaganda comrade, or force me to stay in their Pyongyang island where they force all foreigners to stay.
In Somalia I'd be targeted for kidnapping immediately for not being black.
>>73798164
Yeah, this. That autistic Spanish guy's life seems pretty comfy.
>>73795433
Somalia.
Atleast I'll be free to leave and will probably have food
>>73795433
>somalia
>go ahead and kill some niggas
>nobody would care
>>73795433
Somalia
might make right there
So I'd try to become a warlord or something
Plus i'm free to leave if I want
Just call myself a refugee and get sent to Sweden
>>73798164
R A R E
>>73795433
North Korea for sure
>>73797714
Out of curiosity, do you actually think they said they landed someone on the sun?
>>73795433
If I HAD to pick one, I'd go with NK because that's what I study anyway.
Plus less negros.
>>73795433
Somalia.
There's nothing a shotgun and money won't solve over there.
>>73795433
somalia because I could get free housing, healthcare, and money when I got to sweden.
>>73795433
Somalia, you can kill as many niggers as you want there and make the rest your slaves.
