ITT: Your countries greatest statues.
Pic related
Trudeau cancelled the conservatives plans to build this statue, it was supposed to represent a mother holding her arms out waiting for her soldiers to return from Europe. It was going to be called Mother Canada, way too patriotic for the Liberals
>>73760286
Also this flower-thing.
It opens and closes everyday, following the sunlight patterns.
>>73759471
Honestly Brazil wins this won.
>>73760441
A FUCKING STONE KIKE
>>73760286
Also, workers monument, maybe?
>>73760295
Kind of depressing given how long she's been waiting and we all know why they're not back.
Monuments should say "well that sucked BUT!..." not just "This sucks."
Russia has a real good one with "The Motherland Calls"
>>73760441
Nah.
It's big but it's also very simple.
Russia wins.
>>73759471
>statue of liberty
>doesn't know about the poem
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
1/2 Gregory of Nin
>>73759471
I'm sorry there's too many to list
>>73760720
2/2 Ban Josip Jelacic
my great great whatever grandfather
>>73760295
>Trudeau cancelled the conservatives plans to build this statue
FUCKING SERIOUSLY?
fuck im tired of this asshole and it hasnt even been a year.
>>73759471
The Big Merino, Golbourn NSW
>>73759471
But, La Statue de la Liberté is french m8.
>>73760887
Yeah, it was like one of the first things he did
>>73760441
>wins this won
thank you for adding a fresh new malapropism to my repertoire
RESPECT THE ROBOT
>>73760441
I hate Brazil but this is probably my favorite statue.
>>73760915
A FUCKING SHEEP
bow down
This right here
Captain Cook statue in my town doing the Nazi salute for some reason.
>>73761062
You want that stupid fucking thing back, Ahmed? It's all yours.
>>73759471
does this count
>>73760859
Just imagine how ashamed he would be if be could see the disgusting, fat neet his descendent is.
>>73761468
It's called a roman salute you uncultured pleb.
>>73761601
No it isn't fatty
>>73761173
Why would you hate Brazil?
Wow, a Jesus made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "You did remember to fireproof this, right dumbass?"
>>73761666
of course it's fucking america
>>73761582
im doing alright
>>73761570
yep
and arguably cooler than the Liberty
>tfw people discover these faces after the world goes to shit for awhile
Statue commemorating the defendesr of Brest fortres, these badass guys held their defences for 3 months cut off from any supply lines
>>73761641
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_salute
>>73761666
My daughters would love that, in fact my daughters first sentence was "I like butter"
>>73759471
France, is that you?
>>73761856
Bzzt wrong
>>73761522
We already got one, Tyrone. But thanks anyway
>>73762023
Eyyy oim fekken Bruce end oim nadda shitposta.
Oistrayan posts are the numba wone postas on foe chain, Canadians are the numba wone shitpostas not us yeh fekken pooftah
Ye dumb cawnts keep cawllin us shitpostas but we ain't no shitpostas ye fekken cawnts!!!!
a fucking fish lion
>>73762053
Shut up chink lmao
>>73762115
Give back the stolen generation!
>>73762053
>>73761660
It's a glimpse into what our country will become in the next few decades - a shitty racemixed trash culture and tons of poor people wallowing in crime-ridden favela shanties away from the elite ruling class.
>>73762194
No they're ours now!
>>73762194
We gave them back. We didn't say in what condition though. Most of them are fucked up, but they were abo anyway so it was a matter of time. We even said sorry, tongue in cheek of course.
>>73762223
There's a reason why you're called down under
King Louis IX
>>73762272
Give back their land stupid racist >: (
>>73762278
>saying sorry
You're not a Canadian shitposter
>>73761666
My wife's son would love that
>>73760286
>Hey look, a white Argentine!
>>73762379
ayy
>>73762299
>He says, not noticing the leaf poking up from the position of unironic, legitimately shit posters.
>>73762358
>Canadian shitposter
You're right, I am on 5 levels of irony whenever I post, you guys are legitimately butthurt autists.
France BTFO
>>73762223
this chart is pretty shit senpai
most japan posters have some pretty sick bantz
>>73762420
That's fucking Amazing. Almost as great as the big banana.
>>73762615
France is a joke
>>73759471
The Maoris have some pretty based statues.
>>73761941
powerful imagery
>>73762630
I don't make the rules. This chart was rumored to have been forged by kek himself, in the fires of Tumblr's raw butthurt after the independence day war.
>>73762530
I did notice stupid bitch I have perfect vision
>I am le so ironic lol
Okay R*ddit
>>73761140
lmao where is this
Bass Reeves
More like Based Reeves
Fort Smith Arkansas, I drive by it occasionally.
>>73760915
In respect to your New Zealand neighbors culture i presume?
>>73762840
Then make a new one you fucking nerd
>>73763015
That would be extremely painful
>>73762912
All good bants are either slick as fuck or ironic, the latter makes Canadians almost as butthurt as you are right now.
English man here. My city has lots of statues. There are so many uncultured baboons in this world. Spoils my tea, it really does.
>>73763010
No they had a ram on their one shilling coin
>>73763118
Not as slick as the lube you use when you meet up with Jamal
Mount Rushmore in the Black Hills of South Dakota
Fish molesting a little boy, or the other way around.
>>73760441
>Jesus wants a hug!
General William Darby......also Fort Smith Arkansas
>>73763184
Yeah, we made mad bank back in the day from wool. We actually have more sheep that New Zealand, without having a reputation of fucking them. It isn't the number of sheep that give New Zealand that reputation, it's the fact that they actually do it.
>>73760295
Damn, that is beautiful. Columbia represents America, beautiful that you Canadians tried. Sorry I'm sure your overweight 35 year old gay man sculpture named "Craig from Toronto" will work
>>73759471
>tfw your greatest monument was built by Baguettes
probably a similar feeling to:
>tfw your greatest monuments were destroyed by nips
>>73761715
if ayyl came visit as a judge, they would pick this one.
Popeye Statue, Alma Arkansas
>Still not fallen
>Still triggering niggers
kek
>>73762530
>only 5
haha
git gud u fag
>>73763294
I think you still are a major wool exporter aren't you?
>>73763362
We have this statue in Toronto, it's our old king
>>73763248
hellsing abridged?
These were the greatest statues in Canadian history
Texan here.
This is the Confederate monument on our State Capitol's lawn (bigger than DC capitol). I like it.
Fort Smith Arkansas
Confederate memorial
>>73763807
The inscription for said monument.
Every year I go to the Capitol lawn with my buddy and have a glass of bourbon and smoke a cigar at the monument to pay my respects. My great great grandfather was a confederate soldier who fought the blockade in Galveston, always loved this part.
>>73763968
Hail to the CSA
(Arkansas poster here)
>>73763221
Fucking Ironic coming from someone with an open anus policy to niggers...
>>73763549
Or was it all a ruse?
>>73764082
Canadians love the confederate States for some reason, during Canada day I see a lot of people waving confederate flags with Canadian flags
I'm gonna vote for Bernie Sanders
Fuck the yanks who think niggers should have rights
>>73764100
Well the French founded Quebec so we have to let them in or Quebec will cause a shit storm
>>73763968
the hippies stripped the weapons off this scultures at the disastrous 68 convention. Daley told the cops to shoot to kill protestors and shoot to maim looters, and it got pretty ugly.
the left the statues as they were to kind of commemorate it, politics here have always been a shitshow.
>>73763585
I always make sure to take a good look at old George whenever I'm near Queens park. It's sad to know any day now some "progressives" will tear him down in an effort to "decolonize" Canada.
>>73764162
We love Canadians here in Arkansas, I have some friends with Canda/US dual citizenship.
>>73764426
>German
>Not posting Reichstag building
>>73764271
I hate going downtown, I live in North York (the nice white part) and I always dread having to go downtown, I know as soon as I cross st Clair I won't be seeing much white people anymore.
I haven't been in the eaton centre for 6 years I'm afraid to see how it looks now.
>>73764295
Whenever I shitpost about Americans I'm honestly just shitposting about the Northern States, the South is alright in my book
>>73764509
I shit on the North and Québec mainly. Also France is my enemy.
>>73760707
Poem was added later .
The statue originally represented self determination , through bloodshed if necessary .
>>73764498
>ITT: Your countries greatest statues.
>>73761976
These are my stomping grounds
>Banana represent
>>73764622
Big Pineapple is better tbqhimo but the Banana is cool. How fortunate that you would settle near such greatness.
>>73764563
Quebec is garbage anyway
So i got to choose between this or hundreds of other statues based on people...
>>73764082
Hail. 8th Texas Infantry was his unit. >>73764268
M8 I think you're talking about Chicongo
Love that one. It's Viktor Talalikhin, WWII pilot.
>On 6 August 1941, flying a Soviet National Air Defense Forces Polikarpov I-16 fighter over Moscow, Talalikhin rammed a German Heinkel He.111 bomber after running out of ammunition, destroying both aircraft.
>>73763243
>Finland
You've really been at this weird meming for a while
>>73762053
Kek. You guys are getting better, keep it up.
>>73762253
accept your future amriburger, the niggers will dominate you just like they dominated us, be ready
>>73764794
yea its chicago
>>73760634
/thread
>>73760707
Fuck that communists bullshit. There was no poem when the statue was originally built.
Fuck, I hate my country.
There's a bunch of weak knockoffs around the world
>>73765162
I thought for a bit you were discussing Texas stuff because of the headdress Indian statue.
Your state has a lot of cool stuff in it, but South Chicongo is ruining all of it.
>>73759471
you know france gave us that shit as a gift right?
Someone post Vercingetorix
>He defended his lands from the invasion of a better people than they currently invite today
>>73763232
>Mfw we didn't Have Jackson on the monument
>>73761200
>>73761976
>>73761832
fucking hell australia
>>73765284
Kids do these on the hiking trails here
>>73759471
otherkin here
witness us
>>73765014
My uncle is Australian I just need practice and I can let out my inner shitposter.
It all started when I was just 2 years old and my uncle took gave me my first taste of VB
He wanted me to be a true Australian
I used to watch my blinky bill tapes everyday and draw pictures of my uncle fighting dingos and lizards. All I want in life is to be like a true Australian like my uncle
>>73764426
>Not posting Germany's greatest son
>>73765355
The federal reserve banking cartel wouldn't have it. It's a miracle he got on the $20 in the first place.
>>73765490
Where do you poo tho?
>>73765460
I just would have loved to see the butthurt savages bitch and moan about him being in "muh ancestral homeland"
>>73765490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkt_a3xT3ZI
Average indian statue
Marshall Carl Gustav Mannerheim
>>73765768
Is the horse's penis (willy) to scale?
>>73761140
>In response to criticisms that the statue is a “monstrosity” and a “criminal waste of funds” the mayor replied only: “Respect the robot.”
Some of you roaches are alright
Also pic related, our statues are just big animals / objects like the sheep and pineapples already posted IIT
>>73765913
Don't forget the Big Mango which some fucking madman stole
>>73765861
I dont think there is any.
>>73766004
it was a hoax my nandos m8
>>73766033
That's something cheeky nando's would do
Gendum - Philippines
>>73766004
I still can't fucking believe they stole a giant fucking mango
More 'Straya
>>73761312
edmonton sucks!
>>73764295
stfu cole, i actually dont like you.
>>73765376
'Straya is winning this thread.
>>73765913
>>73761140
bahahaha
shit I want one here
Greatest I don't know. Most famous maybe.
>>73761666
>tfw I love 15 minutes away from that
Cincinnati is a shit city.
>>73766532
Your statues are shit. They're fucking shit.
>>73766532
>a dick shaft made of naked people
What does it even mean?
>>73766511
You guys don't gota potato though
>>73766532
Is that a statue of the elevator shaft in the World Trade Centre?
We have so much fate that our Christ only needs one leg to stand.
Mudslimes got you all beat.
>>73760634
Yes. Sorry Brazil, I thought of Corcovado first, but this shit is magnificent.
Also, tits. Russia win.
Pic unrelated.
>>73766627
Guess again
>>73766733
Is there a story as to why he's one legged or was it intentionally built like that ?
>>73766733
Christ, the cartels are really going crazy with the chainsaws down there
>>73765666
Jeez Satan that sure is mean.
But I think Jackson deserves his own mountain where people drape beads over his head
>this is Andrew Jackson, he bought a bunch of Indian territories for shiny beads
>the ones who didn't like beads were forced to relocate, Oklahoma is where they wish they had beads
>>73766752
That's not a potato it looks like a log of shit what kind of potatos do you guys have
>>73766911
guess Jesús should have paid on time
>>73766916
Your Potato looks like one of Canada's missing Testes.
Ours is better.
>>73766818
It seem it was built that way.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Cristo_Roto
Can't walk for 500 meters straight not bumping into one of these abominations
>>73766818
Mexicans are so subhuman they cant even read the scripture well enough to understand that he didnt loose his arm and leg.
>>73759471
Not sure if pic is a statue.
I think it was used as a calendar to predict times for planting and harvesting when we made the move from hunter/gatherer culture to farming. It also had some religious significance.
There are loads of old standing stones where I live. Nobody knows much about them. They all have astronomical alignments.There are loads of theories, but their secrets are hidden in ancient history.
It fucks with my head when I go near a stone ring. There are loads of legends and folk tales.
>>73767247
forgot pic
>>73767234
At this point Mexico is superior to you sewden
>>73767247
have you ever jerked off on one just to see what would happen
>>73767213
>abominations
What are you, Ukrainian?
>>73766532
That's pretty gay, bro.
this is in san francisco
>>73766441
Its so majestic...
>>73767354
thanks for spoiling GOT for me. I've only seen episode 1 of season 6, asshole
>>73766734
What's in the box?
>>73767538
A bio computer regulating the movements of the hive.
>>73767538
Guess what.
>>73767500
Cry more faggot
>>73765404
when you look at them, you just know.
>>73767450
thats fucking cool yo.
ay lemmi get a snapchat of dat
ayo we need to pull dis down
pigment = energy, mechanics = opression of energy
kill the crackas
and the big abbo
>>73759471
Is that a Jewish star under the Statue of Liberty? Fuck, they really do own everything.
>>73759471
this is the most based statue in Vancouver.
An angel carrying a fallen soldier to heaven.
>>73767776
Really nice.
>>73766916
Ours is bigger.
>Thinks they are better at shit posting
BTFO every thread with their cheap bait
>Thinks they are smarter than America and are more informative
Proves how retarded and butthurt they are every thread
>Thinks they have a better potato
Tiny piece of shit
Why live?
>>73760634
yea fuck all those communist/soviet statues they got, this is beautiful.
Mother Russia leading her people to victory
>>73767770
It's an Illuminated Level 2 star of David, thus 11 points instead of 6
Sigmundur Brestisson
Nólsoyar Páll
>>73767403
>have you ever jerked off on one just to see what would happen
Fuck no. I don't want to open up a portal to the underworld or other dimensions.
I'm married so no need to fap. I get my hole twice per night. It's fucking exhausting.
Pushing baby gravy on ancient monuments kind of goes against my principles.
>>73762420
bedre bilde, din kukk.
fucking commies planted a huge monument in the middle of our capital vienna
>>73768952
nice try ahmed
>>73768952
I live 10 min by foot from that. It will never be finished btw. Its been in construction for whatever amount of years now and they just dont finish.
its also extremly ugly.
I always liked pic related in the old city.
And of course the Dom but thats hardly a statue but all the gothic stuff on it and the gargoyles etc are insanely detailed and awesome.
>>73769274
And another different statue from the cologne old city
>>73769274
>>73769310
My vote is for everything in old Dresden
>>73766532
that looks like a complicated orgy
>>73762630
>>73762840
>>73763015
>>73763118
>>73763221
>>73764100
>>73764206
Top sample of quality shitposting, with the Aussie adding bants to it.
Candaian is unsure if butthurt shitposting or bantering shitposting.
Hence chart is real.
Nevertheless I confirm Japan's posting should be closer to the centre. They are occasionally very informative, but indirectly: i.e. every post about Japan informs you of their mindset, but it doesn't mean the post isn't ordinary shitposting.
Not sure if you follow my reasoning, but I don't give a fuck anyway.
>>73769598
I understand, but as I said before, I don't make the rules.
>>73761716
They will still look like faces 2 million years from now.
>>73760634
what the FUCK
Google maps coordinates please
>>73761941
Vagina?
Apostels on the exterior of the Cologne Dom.
>>73770059
lol he got a bronze statue ? thats awesome.
>>73770124
when you nutted but she still sucking.
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>>73769947
Structures, mang, not statues
>>73767500
Jon snow dies
So do 90% of the Starks
Their dire wolves die too
The Knights watch lets the wildlings across the wall
Jamie Lannister looses a hand
Happy now ?
I always thought the imagery on this one is pretty powerful.
>>73770259
What do you faggots get out of spoiling shit for others?
>>73770259
Also Jon Snow is half Targaryan and the rightful king.
>>73770345
kek
>>73768607
But since we're posting Asterixes, allow me to join in.
Evert Taube in Stockholm
>>73759471
What sucks is that we didn't even make it; France did.
>>73770115
>>73770124
I-65 commuter detected
not my country but it is cool
>>73762034
We're going to replace it with Trump holding a gun in one hand and the Art of the Deal in the other hand once he is elected. The fucking thing is an eyesore and represents everything wrong with our country today.
Don't you wish you had a badass samurai statue?
>>73769729
Stalingrad.
>>73770451
Birger Jarl
>>73759471
Im shocked that the star under statue of liberty isnt a Davids star of jews.
The star of Davids isnt a star of David. In fact it has nothing to do with jews and is a satanic symbol of the so-called Jewish Kaballah, which all indoctrinated people think it actually is (but thats a whole other topic).
>scroll while thread
>no one posted this
>>73768607
Glorious
>>73769729
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?hl=en_US&mid=1aXgzG_zteviXxPYfJewgSZpA_aA
>>73760634
This statue is called "motherland calls"
fuck these are cool gotta go see them
>>73770178
kek
DESU, there are some pretty sweet Buddha statues.
The Italian Renaissance statues are pretty amazing in their own right.
Giant raptor with a wingspan of almost 15 meters. Get on our level.
>>73770259
>Jon snow dies
You forget the part where he comes back to life to kick more ass.
>>73770942
Turul statues are common in Hungary.
>>73770807
moai moai pyun
>>73763232
You americans like naruto THAT much?
>>73770124
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>73761140
Literally the only turkroach post I've ever laughed at
>>73770973
HIGH TEST
FUCK ENGLAND
>>73760492
underrated
>>73762807
>comparing a sea nigger totem pole to a statue
>>73759471
Not the largest, but it's certainly impressive
More Italia
this guy looks chill
>>73759471
>no polacks in this thread
Based Japan Buddha
>>73766734
>The_real_murderkube.jpg
Man, Bernini was so good.
>>73771316
Charmander!
>>73770612
Absalon is far better.
>>73761941
that's a pussy.
Obvious choice
There's another one in Stirling but it's Mel Gibson
I will post the most glorious statue on our Southern neighbor's behalf.
>>73763243
>i walk past that every day
>>73767450
what a evil oppressive cis privileged statue, it needs to be removed immediately
>>73771712
I've never understood the peeing thing.
>>73762223
uk is dead wrong
>>73771938
neither do we
Not posting this
>>73771753
I knew this town was full of poltards.
Horse-girraffe.
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