So it begins...
>>73683310
Yeah, a total of 14,000 soldiers over the next seven years.
>>73683310
Does it mean that they are going to abandon their foam weapons for a true arsenal?
>>73683310
Don't worry lad we're ready to slap them down again. This time you can keep whatever is left.
>>73683435
>we
are your soldiers allowed to carry weapons?
>>73683435
This time i'll be killing you before you get a chance you genuine faggot...
>acts tough cus muh granpa was a killa innit
>allows his country to be raped by pakis and niggers
If you want to run your mouth about Germans and how much of a badman you are, why not meet up with a real Englishman tired of beta faggots like you?
>>73683515
This.
The guy is delusional. None of us have true power yet. He is just willingly a cuck for the systems power of muh army to make himself feel adequate.
>>73683310
Fucking nazis what is up with the blackface?
>>73683515
This is the single most embarrassing gif I've seen. Literally what the fuck britcucks? How is that vid alone not a national embarrassment ?
>>73683310
Uh-oh, austria better watch out.
oh no germany pls don't murder us
>>73683310
well, ISIS was starting to lack manpower
>>73683310
well, it would be better if they decrease the bureaucracy paralyzing and slowing down tons of processes.
Streamline it!
>>73683680
we have home-advantage.
Been waiting years for Germany to turn Greece into a giant panzer factory. Fuck yes.
>>73683310
Can't wait for Cuckmany to invade Poland, Hungary and Slovakia/Czech Republic for refusing to take sandniggers. Shit's gonna get comfy.
Is this a response to Trump telling these retarded krauts to pay for their own defense?
Will they bring back conscription?
>>73683310
No, now it ends
>>73683779
>>73683310
GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE
>>73683779
Nigga, you don't even have a home. Germany belongs to refugees now.
>>73683435
Don't forget your vegetarian pasta. Wouldn't want to offend anyone now, would we.
Germans are the biggest cucks so I can't even imagine how shit their military is.
>>73684011
>Fruit Cake
XD
>>73683310
It'll shrink back down once they blow themselves up
>>73684011
damn russia went all out
>>73684041
Germany's military consists almost exclusively of tens of thousands American soldiers. Yeah, they're cucks.
It will be a cuck army full of brainwashed multicultural statists.
GERMANY IS BACK
THIS TIME THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS
>>73684011
Russia and Spain are the only ones that are decent.
>>73683515
No but our subs are.
>>73683547
kewk.
Our military spending is increasing too, looks like they are preparing for Trump defunding NATO. Next european war when?
>>73683798
Not gonna happen.
At least not in the 10 years. With the removal of conscription, deconstruction of infrastructure due to lack of Big Bad in the East, Bundeswehr has reduced themselves to a sort of militia and some elite antiterror units.
War For Democracy won't be waged by Merkel, this is gonna be a inside job, like Ukraine.
>>73684041
>coming from the inventor of cuckoldry
>>73683680
>>73683779
Get breaddy germany, Poland is going to Prussia you again.
>>73683310
Fuck memes.
Fuck this world.
Fuck humanity.
God save us because clearly this tower of babel will go down in a bang.
>>73683310
Funfact, the expansion you are talking about are most likeley the IT soldiers, because the bundewehr has IT people worse than isis, and got hacked and everything.
Bundeswehr is still pathetic, most of the Vehicles are not even ready to use.
We are building the best non nunclear submarines here in my city, and we sell them to fucking russia and saudi arabia.
We have 4 submarines
and sold 10 over the last years. Fuck this
and fuck the Bundeswehr.
>>73683798
>cucks who train with brooms and gave us all their tanks fighting against army personel with actual combat experience
Press F to pay respect
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=z3DD2EoO8IU&video_start=0&audio=v25MaXwopNI&audio_start=0
Jesus fucking Christ Germany, how many World Wars do you bastards have to start?
3 World Wars in less than a century all devastating, all started by the same fucking people who act all surprised each time.
>YA MEAN WE'RE GOIN TO WAR AGAIN? OH MY GOODNESS WOW I NEVER EXPECTED THIS YOU GUYS! DID YOU EXPECT THIS YOU GUYS? SO STRANGE, OKAY TIME TO GO TO WAR.
lol third times the charm.
>>73684249
Spain is the worst one by a huge margin. It's virtually empty. The German ones has the most content and variety, and the English one is decent, aside from the faggy vegetarian meal.
>>73684011
>grape drink
>skittles
Guess we can see the demographics of the US army
>>73683310
>hey guys CDU here, let's shrink the Bundeswehr and make it professional without conscripts and whatnot
>CDU such innovative, wow
>two years later
>hey guys let's expand the army and make it bigger
Fuck you.
>>73684391
Thanks for saying that but Jesus! get a grip, lad.
>>73683626
This.
RAYCISS!!!
>>73683798
i dont understand this shit. WHY would we.
This is such bullshit, even for a meme, there is nothing wich would back the invasion of a country up, to take in people wich countrys were invaded.
Are you literally retarded Serbia?
>>73684011
Damn, now I'm hungry.
>>73683779
>we have home-advantage.
In Germany or in northern Poland?
>>73684041
They almost won against the whole planet last time they fought.
>>73684407
Was it even before Zensursula came to be our Minister of Defense?
>>73684011
>America
>Skittles
>Purple drank
You can't make this shit up.
>>73684519
I have a better grip than most on this board, because unlike most I actually do shit outside of this board.
So should you, we will probably need your help to save both of our countries (you will see soon if I'm fast enough)
>>73684554
Syria
>>73684455
>visually empty
>a bunch of beef stew
>bunch of tuna
>pate
>comfy soup
>muffugin mix fruits
>>73684566
>almost
kek
>>73683435
:^)
>>73684455
the german one is still retarded tho, the food is incredibly salty, and makes you extremley thirsty, wich is a bad thing if youre in fucking syria.
Reminder that Bundeswehr literaly trains islamists
http://www.investigativeproject.org/5298/report-suggests-radical-islamists-infiltrating#
>"We perceive a risk that the Bundeswehr may be used as a training ground for potentially violent Islamists," says MAD leader Christof Gramm
How does Germany intend to pay for this army when their surplus has been wiped out by Merkel's Millions?
>>73684579
But Anon-kun
Ursula is very qualified, she might never been to the military or have any combat experience whatsoever.
But look how progressive we are desu~
>>73684533
>Kraut sense of humor
You know, replacing ethnic Germans with sandniggers would probably be an improvement for your "country".
>>73683515
Fucking cringe
>>73683779
Most off the people here would start to kill each other before the Poles would even invade.
Thank god they imported all those fighting age 3rd worlders or they'd never have enough mans for their army.
>>73684011
>checked
Russias looks tasty af
>>73683310
Even the Australian army could handle these guys.
When was the last Generation of Germans to go to war? We haven't skipped one since the late 1800's.
>>73683779
>German military is deployed to Poland
>Lots of german men are drafted to fight
>Niggers back home start chimping out because there's noone to stop them
>>73683310
and this army will be equal to the one in the soviet union
jesus fucking christ
>>73683310
Finally a reason to nuke Germany! Vengeance is best served cold indeed.
>>73683779
You gave your home and your barracks to the fugees.
>>73683310
Why would Germany need an Army expansion?
>>73684011
>Purple drank and skittles
Oh lawdy! Where muh watahmellun at?
>>73683310
>>73683310
>>73684456
Ayyyyy
>>73684011
All of these make me feel jealous. My breakfast looked way better than any of this garbage but it still looks really satisfying.
I guess I'm really in the mood for meatballs and pasta.
>>73683310
So one of the main reasons for growing the army is
>saving more refugees in the Mediterranean
It's gotten really hard to separate joke and satire from actual news these days. Good times.
>>73683310
You know. If we talk about an increase in our military budget, that means a part of our army will then be actually fighting with spears made of metal and not spiked broomsticks.
Our military is non existing.
>>73684147
How to make a serb shit his pants.. Pic related
>>73684801
Exactly this makes me sad, Pikajew.
>>73683515
> That fat female officer just doing nothing.
I bet if they had guns though she'd be the first one firing.
>>73683310
Nice sauce nigger
>>73684456
Yeah... In the field dem niggas always fightin' over the chili mac.
>>73683310
>Military expansion
>After decades of destroying any sense of nationalism
I guess they'll be putting that 1 million of refuse to good use.
>>73685187
kek, I love diaspora defending their particular shitholes honor.
Nothing like nationalists who don't live in their nation.
>>73683310
>all painted black in the picture
Oh, Germany.
>>73685138
It's like a reverse army. Instead of fighting off invaders they go out and help them come in.
>>73684707
Salt is good for your muscles and encourages you to drink more water which helps keep you hydrated.
>>73684612
>>73684539
>>73684456
>>73684249
>>73684142
>>73684110
>>73684011
You guys realize that ratpacks come in multiple verity's with different meal option(Australia has 8 for example) right? Pretty much every country offers a vegetarian option to caters for those soldiers.
>>73684011
>bacon in fat
Chaladez. Dont know how to make it unterstandable
>>73684011
Vegetarian MREs are the only ones which aren't complete shit.
t. non vegetarian
>>73685313
Looks like they're perfectly prepared for stealth operation in Stockholm.
>>73685512
kek
>>73685293
I loved the chilli mac and the cajun rice beans and sausage hands down the best MREs
>>73685417
You know fatty foods make sense in the russian winter. It's not like that fruit salad the spanish have will get you through the cold.
Just remember that i'm on your side.
>>73685409
time to go to bed corporal
>>73685305
You would be familiar with that. Your people has a tone of those.
so basically they waited until germany is brainwashed enough before they let the army to expand alongside EU and other armies in the EU
then suddenly out of nowhere, they unite the armies under a threat, probably false flagged against some other country that is likely to be russia
then they force people to fight, they wont ask you if you like it or not. they call it defense when its actually an attack
i quess its time to gaze upon armies inside europe. who has control over army in france, england, germany, netherlands, sweden etc. are they being expanded? are they being transformed for preparation for united EU army?
is the head of the army a organization that is pro-EU no matter what? what kind of connections the heads of the armies have, what kind of speeches they have given, have they states that they prepare for war with russia etc.
>>73683310
Make Germany great again.
>>73683417
so like 1 new soldier per 1000 new immigrant?
>>73685313
>>73683626
They're called "tanned Germans" you racists.
>>73684943
>Niggers back home start chimping out because there's noone to stop them
no one is stopping them regardless. At least they have a valid excuse for not helping, if they are not physically there.
>>73683417
> 14,000 soldiers
that's worth like 75,000 Americans
>>73683515
>I'm a cop, I can't help in this situation, they didn't give me any weapons
KEK
>>73685417
Eisbein.
Meat in aspic.
>>73685614
>Die Waffen SS ruft dich!
Mich ruft niemand ;_;
>>73685815
Not 14k of the German army or any Euro army of this century. Would take ~200k modern Euros to match 75k Americans these days.
>>73684011
>only one has pate
What the fuck
>>73683515
What are they pointing at him? Pepper spray?
>>73685928
here we go
>>73685552
Beef Enchilada is the best MRE.
Fuck off with your heresy.
>>73685928
>>73685815
both of you are delusional
Hungary fell for the "Americans are untrained and awful" meme
and American fell for the "Americans are the strongest warriors on the planet" meme
terrible posts
>>73683643
We don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, they're not criminals, just misunderstood!
Actually, the police get so much shit from the Left, and they have to justify every breath they take near a criminal scumbag that I'm surprised suicide rates haven't wiped them out. They are over cautious and cowed thanks to the leeches here.
>>73683310
What do you think is happening?
>1 million useless people coming into germany
>unemployment skyrocket
They think they'll draft the migrants to teach them discipline and maybe integrate them better.
This could backfire horribly as they have no loyalty to germany, but to their own origins.
>>73685928
By weight maybe.
>>73683310
>tfw I have no mfw to express my disgust that the german right hasn't sued merkel for the rise of the german right.
>>73684455
>The German ones has the most content
Not defending it because it's my country, but I hope you do realize that the US and Spain is a 1 meal ration while for the others it's a whole day ration, right?
>>73683310
Stay strong anon, I will try to help you guys as much as possible.
>>73685928
>>73686024
Should have Goths too.
>>73683310
>putting on a fascade of being a submissive cuck nation to have the rest of the world lose their guard while you prepare for another reich time
Those crafty krauts...
>>73686136
underrated
>>73686000
teh german one lyoner is pate. we get like 3 pates in one ration.
Who gives a fuck if they increase their numbers when they aren't allowed to work 41+ a week.
"- Oh no Hans, I have worked too many hours this week, you need to take the post.
- But I can't Hans, I've worked too many hours this week too. Everyone in our company did.
- So what we do now?
- Leave the post open I guess.
- Fuggg xD"
>>73686361
Ah, I didn't notice. Noice.
>>73686130
>they have no loyalty to germany, but to their own origins.
they have no loyalty towards their home country either. They only have loyalty to themselves and their religion.
>>73684011
im printing this stuff out for camping. looks so damn nutritous apart from russia and usa
>>73686136
nice banter Ivan
>>73685928
germans have much better equipment in their land army and they are better at any job
>>73684011
I have no clue why everyone is talking shit. Marble pound cake and almost every other pastry item that comes in an MRE is fucking delicious. The American ration is the best one there, because unlike the others, it doesn't come in a box. You open the brown bag, open the top of the clear bag, take out everything you don't need including the heater and a second brown box item, and shove that into your left cargo pocket. You can't do that with the others.
Oh and another thing. Vegetarian anything is the best. The meal items are lower calorie so they usually come with good side items to offset the caloric deficiency, such as a Ranger Bar or a good pastry. Vegetarian Lasagna was the first MRE I ever had and is also the best.
>>73686766
They all look fine in all seriousness but that poundcake looks like a brick that wont pass you in 6 months.
>>73685683
Not sure if you've heard but they've been dragging us into these war games too:
http://www.mtv.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/artikkeli/suomalaissotilaille-kaavaillaan-velvollisuutta-kansainvaliseen-sotilasapuun-valan-muttamista-pohditaan/5886432
http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2016050921539044_uu.shtml
Then there's these other military plans by Germany that were reported recently:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/662472/EU-federal-europe-European-army-merging-German-Dutch-forces
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/666777/EU-army-outrage-german-plan-revealed-referendum
And yeah, there's been noticeably lot of anti-Russia fear-mongering.
I'm kind of worried.
>>73684011
I honestly hate sweet stuff in an MRE. I get why it's there, but I'd rather double down on protein than empty carbs.
>>73684579
How is it a woman becomes anything? SHE SUCKED DICKS!
>>73686024
Everything that goes wrong in Europe seems to originate from Germany.
WHYYYYYY????????
Do they hate everything so much??
>>73685305
The Turks and Romanian posters are the same, leading me to believe that there must be some cultural relation that nobody talks about.
As soon as somebody from America attacks a shithole, whether it is somewhere in the Balkans or Romania itself, the Romanian or the Turk always accuses the American poster of being diaspora. Every Romania thread, I get accused of being Hungarian diaspora.
No. Shut the fuck up. I am Anglo-Saxon and he probably is too. No diaspora. The countries in question are just shit and have almost always been shit. Calling it like we see it does not mean we're diaspora. Do I need to get a can of Raid or something?
>>73686856
the sugar is there for morale, not nutrition.
>>73686844
this is exactly what will happen. You had to realise it by now. the united states of europa will be real in your lifetime. same as a global conflict on european soil.
>>73686856
Ofcourse, but carbs are cheaper than protein. And when youre in the field you just need enough calories to function.
They dont give a fuck.
>>73686239
I think I heard that the fat guy in the picture was a Reservist who got out into IRR (which basically means you're done), had the rare "pleasure" of being recalled from the IRR for a deployment, and just couldn't give two fucks.
>>73686844
yea i have, that got me worked up because i dont want to help other countries
only country i defend is finland
>finnish defence forces, NOT finnish attack forces okay. praise kekkonen
>>73686426
Holy fuck the enforced mediocrity is real as fucking fuck
>>73686838
Maybe. However, compared to the rest of the American diet, which consists of highly-processed foods from a box anyway, the composition of the food in the MRE is not that different than our normal food. That marble poundcake is heaven.
>>73685035
because the last time we lacked troops and time the world became a liberal shithole
>>73686984
Like I said, I know why it's there. It's just that unless you're camped in the hills on a literal goat path, getting sugar is pretty easy.
>>73686665
source [your ass]
give me a single credible source before I turn you back into Austria-Hungary
>>73686856
At first I was going to bash what you said, but on second thought, you're the kind of highspeed that I always trade my second brown box item for something good from.
>>73687113
That's the final stage of Marxism. Take from those who "have too much", and handicap those who would otherwise excel.
Germany fields some good soldiers, their government just poorly equips them and treats them like garbage.
>>73686970
Don't sweat it, calling everyone diaspora is how they debate.
>>73687111
they know its over, current government cant hold the power to rising right wing forces within the next 2-8 years so they will create an outside threat.
Possibly partly inside as well
>>73686049
>>73685815
US troops are easily the best trained and most experienced in urban warfare. Urban centers are the only place infantry would mean anything in a modern war
>>73686844
>Aiheeseen liittyvä lakiesitys on tulossa eduskuntaan kuun lopulla. Niinistön mukaan myös sotilaiden vannomien valojen muuttamista pohditaan, sillä niissä mainitaan nyt vain Suomen puolustaminen.
>sillä niissä mainitaan nyt vain Suomen puolustaminen.
>they consider changing the oath from defending finland to something else
and that something else is going to be something extremetly disgusting, like we will make oath to defend the EU, europe as a whole or defend of humanity which is extremetly worrying as itself, like we have to send finnish guys to die for other countries
i wont have this. this is wrong if its going to happen and it feels like its simply matter of time, no matter what people say. power and control hungry people only listen to violence
>>73686195
And this is why america is fat... we eat like we're working in the coal mines still and most do nothing but site behind a desk or a tv for a living. Our corporate masters love to feed us fatty cheap shit to but its still on the end consumer. You can eat less and better. I eat one meal a day and that's perfect for the amount of shit I do.
>>73684011
>fucking skittles
French is best obviously
>>73684011
>pick special vegetarian meal
>wow why doesn't it have meat
>>73684011
Was honestly expecting the french ration box to fold out into a white flag. Or at least contain one.
>>73684579
Post n00ds
>>73687642
Yeah they've been fighting urban wars for the last nearly 20 years. Not to mention the current administration has been swapping out moral soldiers for the new breed of zombies who follow orders so they can sick the military on the populace once they kick off the NWO final stage.
>>73687642
>turban warfare
Ftfy
>>73684011
German ration looks glorious
well that would only strenghten a little the size of the european union armed force
>>73683310
So...since Germany is an extension of the US, the US being against Russia and want to form a pro western "intermarium" block to isolate Russia and most ppl in Poland are oppoesed to Russia and pro US/NATO - what's the big deal?
>>73684011
>America
Wtf is this? A meal for Travyon Martin?
Will they bring back the Sturmgewehr 44
>>73684707
Is this a new meme? German Pikachu poster?
>>73686049
I didn't say we were the best, I was saying that Europe's were shit.
For my opinion on the US troops, we're very well trained and definitely well supplied. Whether we're the best is definitely up to debate.
>>73684011
Anyone know where I can order other countries' combat rations in the US?
I think MREs still contain salt peter to keep you from becoming aroused - or maybe my military friends are trying to troll me.
>>73684446
>Jesus fucking Christ Germany, how many World Wars do you bastards have to start?
Third time's the charm. The entire galaxy will be German after we'll tap into the meme potential of "muh 6 gorillion" and "da ebil notzies wanted to conqa da wurl" that's been accumulating for 7 decades now.
We'll make the Galactic Empire real. Enjoy.
>>73683515
Fucking United Khaliphate and theorie bullshit police.
>>73686665
Kek. That is bullshit.
Their airplanes can't even leave the fucking ground, I think it was maybe 25-50% or so were even serviceable.
>>73688042
This is some false data for Poland at least, can't tell for others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Eo4WDo5Rc
>>73684011
lol Bacon in fat? wtf
>>73688181
All the StG44s are in Syria right now, the rebels "found" a massive cache of them at the start of the civil war.
Coincidentally a lot of German gear after the war was looted by jews or given to Israel as surplus.
>>73688260
>Austria
Even Austria thinks they're retarded.
My family fled Austria because of the aftermath of the second world war. They couldn't take having their family fucked over by retarded Germans.
Yes Hitler was Austrian - a retarded one at that.
>>73688631
>My family fled Austria because of the aftermath of the second world war.
Anyone that'd leave because of hardship isn't a loss when he does.
Keep shitposting, Ching Chong, someone has to remember it in the future :^)
>>73686136
Russian bro latins are far fatter then americans. Mexico is the fatest country in the world.
>>73683515
Fucking cucks. Give me a reason to pay denbts to such people
>>73684566
>whole planet
fucking kekd
>>73686426
German military coup when?
>>73689080
16 days, Polack.
>>73683310
i need already dig graves in siberia for this guys?
>>73684011
Meat rations are fucking disgusting. I'd take Vegetable shit any day before I eat that questionable meat again that I got during Grundausbildung.
>>73689080
Well we did. All big players were against us mostly.
But almost is quite over the top. still the world struggled really hard against us.
>>73688896
you passed the virus on and it mutated. all that corn doesnt help either.
>>73683310
Lol, but most of germans aren't men. Are they going to beat enemy with dildos?
>>73688801
>Anyone that'd leave because of hardship isn't a loss when he does.
So you just let yourself be killed then?
Like Hitler?
You have not learned.
>>73687218
fuck you it's all about blueberry cherry cobbler
Also, MRE's are really superior to everything. We've been wearing away jersey's for every modern war we've participated in.
Give the govt some credit, MRE's are good at their job, although will fuck up your insides
>>73687344
>>73688302
google their tanks, etc retards
it's like comparing mercedes to a chevy
>>73688057
The big deal is that there are signs in the air that they might be about to start another world war. There's tension between the superpowers and their alliances, the muslim migrants have been spread all over Europe forming a massive fifth column, and there have been a bunch of news about EU armies gearing up lately.
Also, keep in mind that the Lisbon treaty added a nice little loophole about death penalty. It's legal "in the case of war, riots, upheaval". If we do end up in a war, they'll probably be targeting nationalists, so that they can dismantle the nation states and achieve their Pan-European federation after all.
>>73688042
LOL European army. Are you guys looking to destroy another one of your own countries? What is the EU Army? Why need all our money for the NATO project then?
>>73683515
New Africa
Enrichment.gif
>>73683310
in other news :
http://www.express.de/news/politik-und-wirtschaft/silvesternacht-enthuellungen-journalisten-verband-attackiert-rot-gruen-in-nrw-24040408
journalist groups are attacking the NRW politicans in charge of withdrawing evidence and faking evidence etc.
nrw politicans are trying to press charges against them.
so much for the freedom of press.
>>73686665
Yeah they have those really good guns that don't work in the summer
>>73685409
>Salt is good for
Stop typing. You get plenty of salt easy and you need to BALANCE minerals! Potassium is more important
UHIN T-FLAME!
>>73683310
>everyone assumes they're building up armed forces in order to deal with migrants and terrorists
>they're actually being built up to subdue anyone who doesn't tow the party line and welcome ""refugees"" with open arms
>>73689593
If youre talking about the G-Rifle incident, that was a fucking joke. Its a great rifle which has a extremly tiny inaccuracy problem in extreme heat, but its so little its in mm or less.
everyone who used the rifle said it was a great gun.
hate to break it to you ex-pat but we germanics make the best weapon, period.
>>73686426
You laugh but I deal with this shit all the time with our civilian workers
>>73689474
>So you just let yourself be killed then?
My family lived, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
But yes, I'd rather die here than run away like a pathetic coward. You are your parents' child obiously, not being able to understand that.
>>73689526
yeah that was nazi germany m8,not this joke that we have today, if im not mistaken over half of their jets are mothballed
>>73688223
Trolling you dude.
There are all kinds of urban legends about whats in an MRE. Like they purposefully make it so you cant stops you up so you dont have to shit in combat.
>>73686970
>turks and romanian posters
>the same
Dont group us with the roaches you cunt
>>73689709
>make the best weapon
i don't think so
>>73684566
a lot has changed they are now the top country for furfag porn consumption
>>73684011
Finnish version
>>73687642
you have no idea what modern war looks like because you've been fighting against stone age taliban
meanwhile, europeans have to deal with the Russian threat
>>73689918
Russia is the top country for brony porn consumption
Your argument is invalid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>73689979
I love tuc crackers.
>>73687667
You talk like someone that hasn't walked 20 miles in a day carrying heavy weight while also sprinting from time to time.
Soldiers while in the field require huge caloric intake.
When we do training weeks at a time in the field i always end up losing wight dispite eating everything in my MRE's.
I guarantee that only Muslims will be allowed to join this new expansion. They are incraaing the army because they know some whites will put up a fight, and white soldiers are the biggest threat
>>73683310
nice helmets
>>73689396
Not you, 3rd reich. You go back suckin ahmeds dick pleas.
>>73689979
>tuc
I like them on milka chocolate
>>73683310
Got to make room for all those new tanned Germans to defend the fatherland.
>>73683851
Make the wet bandits black and you'll have it accurate to current standards.
>>73689736
I agree
>>73690157
german manufacteurs still make the worlds best arsenal, why do you think everyone buys from us?
And btw. id just pay your sister to do that. as cheap as 50 euro cents. how bout that.
>>73689736
>My family lived, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
Not for much longer mate.
My family were correct on this one, they saw it coming. They saw Australia may be their only hope.
So far it's worked.
Even better it's created me which is literally PC proof because of my other relatives origin.
>>73689979
Why is there a dog wearing a union jack in the finnish army ?
>>73689744
you don't want to fly jets anywhere near russia in a war situation, they're completely useless on both sides
>>73683310
Seems almost like a preemptive response to the possibility of a Trump presidency, meaning less free protection from USA. Good.
>>73690240
Just sayin that there isint enuff lithaunian girls in germany for the number of mudshits you have, so you still suck majority of them.
>>73690346
To remind the fins about how they should treat the brits
>>73690240
>g36
>not a melt tastic piece of scheisse inferior to the 50 year old m16 platform
>>73683515
this is the result of 65 million years of feudal serfdom. brits have been literally bred for cucking
>>73689537
if a NATO/EU country attacks another NATO/EU country how do they unite later?
>>73690240
>Modern German small arms.
>Best.
No. Just no. We like your Leopard II tanks, but everything else Germany makes is garbage.
>>73683310
hahahahahah
>insert news about the Bundeswehr making the bed for the "refugees" and "erecting" anything other than tents for more to come.
>>73690389
>think they're building up military to protect germany
>they're actually building it up so they can suppress the eventual anti-refugee riots.
RIP germoney
>>73690335
>Not for much longer mate.
That's not for you to judge.
>Even better it's created me which is literally PC proof because of my other relatives origin.
So not only are you part coward, you're part shitskin to boot? What an abomination.
>>73690240
Just to add, hans, you literally are paying refugees so they would allow you to suck their dicks.
>>73685028
literally...
>>73689573
But we have freest press in the world remember? :^)
>>73684142
>>73684249
>>73684909
>>73685417
>>73688535
>lol Bacon in fat? wtf
Thats actually pig lard with salt. aka SALO
"Apple sauce" is just mashed apples like in food for kids.
"substance" is squash caviar, google it.
t.russian military food pro
>>73690240
Austria is better
>>73684011
there was a joke that people were telling here
>Russian and American generals are talking about their armies
>Russian general says: "In Rusian army, our soldiers daily eat 3000 calories worth of food to have energy for even the hardest tasks"
>American general replies "Well, in American army, our soldiers eat 6000 calories worth of food to be rady for everything"
>Russian general gets angry, jumps from his chair and says "THAT'S LIE, GENERAL, NOBODY CAN EAT 2 SACKS OF POTATOES IN A DAY!"
but I guess that's not true anymore
also that's not bacon in fat, but probably some meat in aspic
>>73683680
kek
>>73683779
nuhuh naughty boy mr polack man is gonna push ur stools in
Besides the Poles still have that anger.
>>73683310
Somebody has got to clean up after the refugees.
>>73691050
Austrians are honorary germans.
>>73688535
Meat in frozen water which not ice ;^)
>>73683310
Yes!
First the Brexit, then Germany and France double down on their armies and then we can finally have our bloodbath.
My body is (getting) ready.
>>73689251
16 days of what?
Poland never surrendered and fought till war WW II ended. And we kept fighting with commies after that for another 40 years.
>>73691050
>Austria is better
Only if you need a meme gun for the evil characters.
>>73684011
The French ration looks so healthy and sweet, no wonder frogs live 5 years longer than other europeans.
>>73689979
yes
>>73689993
You deal with "Russian threat" by sucking more American dicks.
>>73683435
your solders get killed in the streets but uneducated sand niggers, warrior grandfathers have turned their backs on you, Shame
>>73689993
>have to deal with the Russian threat
>by not having armed forces capable to do that and relying on USA protection
>>73686947
They have a strict no fun allowed policy
>>73683310
Better start arming yourself polan
Guess who Merkel is gonna anschluss first when the migrants need more lebensraum
>>73689993
>Russian threat
>not knowing the enemy is in the west
>>73686481
The Uk ones are great, those chocolate cookie bars are like a bar of oreo cake, so fucking good.
I think the UK have a huge list of options too, I recomend the curries for winter and pastas for summer
>>73689993
Hahah. Wow. One of the stupidest posts I've ever seen come out of your shitty country.
The US military trained for modern war for decades. Remember the cold war? Look back at the initial invasion of iraq if you want to see what would a German vs US war would look like. The US airforce has is 1st amount of aircraft. The US army has 2nd. The US Navy has 4th... in the world. And when unleashed at its full potential, it would make Berlin look like Sinjar today ( Google it faggot).
Our armies averaged like 50 kilometers per hour during the whole invasion. Hitler could only have dreamt of that fast of a blitzkrieg.
They don't call the US militarys war doctrine "Shock and awe" for nothing. If allowed to unleash the full potential of the US military, no one could stand in our way.
>>73690527
At least he properly soaked the money in piss.
>>73689251
>be Germany
>invade Poland
>"oh, why are these guys not surrendering like Denmark?"
>fight for 16 days
>very slow progress
>cry about it to Russia
>Russia invades on the 17th day from the other side and mows down everything
>WE DID IT GUYS, GERMANY DID IT! WE CONQUERED THE WORLD!
top fucking lel
>>73692243
Sadly you cant, cuz media as always would photo few dead kids and other kids crying and your people would be like "Stop this war :((("
