Alright boys, last night I made a post to gather average pol I.Q. I posted with the link to this test:
http://test.mensa.no/
Of course, many had complaints about the test, but whatever, it was for fun. I only counted posts that were accompanied by a screencap.
There were 67 replies with screencaps:
106, 119, 128, 143, 128, 135, 119, 121, 131, 128, 133, 131, 128, 140, 138, 133, 121, 119, 125, 140, 133, 140, 118, 119, 143, 130, 115, 121, 145, 123, 121, 133, 131, 123, 145, 128, 119, 133, 133, 140, 135, 121, 133, 135, 117, 131, 125, 125, 128, 125, 128, 119, 123, 133, 131, 121, 131, 121, 138,125, 113, 131, 130, 130, 113, 135, 140
Conclusion:
The average pol I.Q is 128
The NSA thanks you for your services.
>>73670771
>tfw 9 points below pol average
oh well, at least i don't shitpost
>>73670771
Biased sample. You need more data bro.
>>73670771
Hard to believe that the average is so high.
meanwhile on blackpol any mention of IQ is met with talk about how it doesn't real instead of sharing results.
>>73671283
Exactly. You're average shitposting stormweenie has an IQ of 128? Hard to believe.
>>73671283
>>73671346
There were some complaints that the test was a typical "feel good test" (hard to score low), while others said their score reflected that of other tests they've taken.
>>73671148
You'd be a lot cooler if you did!
121. Time to kill myself.
>>73670771
Either the dumb cunts didnt post theirs and are living in denial or /pol/ is smarts.
>>73670771
I'd assume that most the people on pol are of higher intellect from the start. Just from the initial layout of the platform. It is very database like in its own way. But the mEmEs are real.
>>73671346
>your
Hard to believe indeed
>>73671493
No! You need to breed 5 children!
>>73671148
>>73671480
i just retook the test and got an upgrade from 119 to 135 because i rushed through the first 20 or so questions still remembering the correct answer and then skipped the last 3 not wasting over 10 minutes trying to figure them out like last time
test a shit
you can easily do a -20 on it to get a more accurate value that represents your IQ
>>73671729
you'ŕe*
>>73671729
If I had that one meme that has the guy who says the other misspelled something so he wins the argument, I would post it.
But I am alt tabbing out of League right now. I don't care.
>>73671771
>i just cheated and got a good score so the test is shit
Yeah, I guess 119 was too high for you.
>>73671927
>cheated
>test literlly tells you to practice more to get better at the end
The inherit bias that people wouldn't post their shit score because of fear of ridicule.
108
Suicide machines when?
>>73671856
You just implied a group of people were stupid while making a 1st grade mistake. There was no argument
>>73672074
Sucks, I posted mine as OP with 106, granted I was drunk, which is obviously my scapegoat, but it's a fucking anonymous forum man, who gives a shit.
>>73671493
It seems I've become smarter overnight.
>>73672092
>>73671493
who cares about IQ when you have wonga, aka
D O S H
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S
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>>73672128
Come to think of it maybe my bravery made others post theirs that were higher. I set the bar pretty low. Good move man.
>>73672157
Or just more alert now than when you took the test before
>>73672175
>talking to self
>>73670771
selection bias bro
> self-selection bias b/c only perceived good results get posted
> users of writing/reading medias should have a higher IQ than general population
> that test IQ estimate is probably optimistic, I think ~10 points too optimist.
>>73672338
That failed green texting...
> scored 130
At least something :^)
>>73672175
Damn dude, you are same fagging pretty hard. Stop trying to make yourself feel special.
>>73672125
>>73672125
jokes on you. im retarded
>3:30 am after getting home from a double shift
>tired as fuck and half asleep
>130
ok neat
Dammit
I probably should have cared more
Does time factor in?
I still had around 20 minutes left
>>73672587
i had about 8 min left and i scored higher than you, take your time i guess
>>73672577
>>73672633
Jesus these repeating digits im having right now
>>73672494
>Same fagging pretty hard because of two posts.
Cool flag story.
don't some of these have multiple explanations?
especially the early ones
106, but I got bored half way through and just picked randomly.
>>73672814
>almost nigger IQ
>>73672022
Well that makes the test retarded but you as well for listening to that
123 here, i blame it mostly on not fucking saying if the patterns are vertical or horizontal
half the time i couldnt fucking tell which direction the questions were in
>>73672983
I think that's part of it m8
Used slavsquatting for better blood stream to the head
eat mah dick niggas
I only have a clue from when I took my college entrance exams. My score corroborated with 125 IQ, but I didn't prepare for it at all. Literally walked into it without any fucks to give and hoped for the best, so either I lucked my way to handful of points above the national average or my IQ could be slightly higher if I had some preparation.
I don't know.
Either way 125.
This was the ACT by the way.
>>73673316
>http://test.mensa.no/
Fuck me, posting at 4 in the morning, I'll take this test tomorrow and return with results.
>>73670771
>http://test.mensa.no/
I hope I made you proud, /pol/. It's been a while since I did this, so I'm pretty rusty. Also noticed I was slow in figuring out patterns and shortcuts. Still, I tried my best for all of you. Only took the test once, to ensure no cheating by memorizing patterns or w/e--I kind of wanted to know how far my mind has degraded as years passed by anyways.
The last time I took this kind of test, a decade or so ago (I think), I scored 140. So a 7-pt. drop. Is that bad?
maga
>>73670771
>106
Whoever this 106 here should be excommunicated.
>>73673563
It's me faggot. What are you gonna do?
>>73673398
133 master race we did it im not retarded
135- I am of "superior intelligence"
Tell me something I don't know.
: D
>>73672983
Its a pattern recognition test..... Recognize the patterns solve the puzzle. How many things can you keep afloat in your head at the same time.......
>>73670771
I test 95th percentile on intelligence tests (so about 130), but that doesn't mean fuck all when I'm self-reporting stats on the internet
>>73673691
Me again. Should add I've smoked weed every day for 15 years before doing that test. : D
>>73673346
I did one last night (stoned and half cut) ended up at 121. Did it again this morning after a garbage sleep and got 125.
I want to quit the dope for a few months and see how much i am intentionally hindering myself.
>>73673781
What does half cut mean? Enlighten a burger.
>>73673626
You're banished from /pol/, forever, by decree of the Learned Elders of the Board of Peace.
I still don't understand the last 4, can someone explain?
I didn't get a result. Does that mean I won?
How is a test based on patterns indicative of IQ? It took me less than 10 seconds to click through all of them at random and I still got a 92. That doesn't sound very scientifically solid.
>>73673993
It measures how big of an idiot you are for spending time aligning patterns on a website.
The more time you spend taking the test the bigger of an idiot you are.
>>73673993
>92 IQ
It's ok, niggers are accepted in society now a days, nothing to worry about anon :)
>>73673993
>pattern recognition
92 is well below average.
>>73670771
I hope you realize the majority of people here are editing their score using the in-browser code editor.
I got a score of 115.
>>73674106
I was going off the ranges in the OP. Idk if those are the actual ranges.
>tfw i was in that thread last night
>tfw i'm one of the 121s
>>73670771
>Scored 145 when I was 14
>Met people from Mensa
>They were all wankers
>Lost interest in Mensa
>>73674203
They are actual ranges, I'm the OP, but it is certainly possible anyone who scored below average didn't post their results, unfortunately.
This shit means nothing, I'm still not a very clever person.
>>73674106
average is 100, with a standard deviation of 15, so IQ of 92 makes a z-score of ~.53
29.8th percentile intelligence
>>73674287
I was talking about the picture in your OP. It clearly says 85-100 is average. I was expecting something in the 50's. I've tried it three times now and every time I've gotten above a 90. That's a pretty shitty test to be honest.
>>73670771
I got 123, didn't even finish the test.
Also
>15 points of standard deviation
>101
>>73674380
139 is the cut-off for being clever.
I'm a 139, and I didn't know that until just now. I've always known I was just barely clever, but I needed confirmation from a 138 that they weren't clever at all before I could be sure where the line is drawn.
>>73674384
Yeah, could be a feel good test.
>>73674531
audible kek m8
>>73673993
pattern recognition and visualization, the better you are, the higher the score.
but it does seem to be caped at around 90, maybe not to hurt peoples feelings.
>>73674110
I don't know about that, seems like a test autistic people could do really well at. I got an 124, so well below average for this website.
>>73673682
Autistic people usually have high IQ's, too.
>>73674808
Thank you based white man.
>>73670771
I wonder what the average IQs of other boards and sites are.
What is Reddit's average IQ? What is Tumblr's?
Or /b/'s IQ...
>Your IQ lies outside the area that the test is able to measure. We are hoping to extend this area as soon as we have gathered more data. Remember that it is a good idea to practice tests such as this - there are many others available online.
Clicked through all the questions with the same choice and got fed this line of bullshit.
>>73670771
Had 128 in grade 9, I've smoked too much weed and done too much cocaine to be ever close to that number though.
>degenerate
Fuck yeah you bet your sweet ass I am, I even work as a carpenter. Come at me /pol/
>>73674990
If we could ever take a true I.Q test between these boards, I guarantee tumblr would be on the lowest end, reddit might be alright, and /b/ who knows, but pol would undoubtedly be highest, between those choices.
>>73671480
I got 119.
Just on the cusp of 'above average.'
I am just smart enough to realize my inferior intelligence.
>>73675024
Making fun of a canadian is the same as bullying a retard
There's no sport in it
126 here, taken as a psych eval.
Didn't get to finish the test.
>>73675139
You sure about that buddy?
133, feels pretty good.
My estimate for the average /pol/ IQ was always in the 120 area. Smart enough to be an outcast, but not genius level. I think it's quite rare to find a genuinely low-IQ person here.
>>73675214
Says the burger who hardly knows what's happening in his own country.
>muh freedom
Keep on burgerin burger
>>73673829
Half cut is 3-4 beers, when you start to feel a buzz.
Cut is 7-9 beers when you are drunk.
Floor licking drunk is when you are 20-24 deep and are now unable to human.
That's Canadian beer, not that weak ass excuse you call beer down south. Not to detract from your craft scene down there. Some tasty shit being brewed up on the smaller scale.
only did 40% and got 85
amIretarded.jpg
>>73673829
Oh shit i forgot Looser pissed. Thats usually 13-17 range and you fall down all over the place. Some even piss themselves.
117, kinda rushed some of the later questions so i had 10 minutes left on the clock.
IQ tests don't mean shit but they're always fun to do, always a good feeling when you can't seem to find a pattern in a picture and then your brain just clicks
>>73670771
125.
Wasted a lot of time on some of the questions.
>>73670771
194 here
Mensa contacted me after the test.
>>73675493
>IQ tests don't mean shit
Says the low-IQ retard.
>>73675336
Pol was higher than /b/ right? So yeah, I am.
I was a King and shit deem white bois be riggin dis test and sheit my skor waz 59 you fagets be all cheating and sheit.
someone who gets <110 will most likely be embarrassed and not want to post this score. These numbers don't mean anything
>>73675376
At least our burgers aren't burnt to a crisp
>>73670771
>no one gets 100, the average, or under
uh huh, very accurate
I'm inclined to believe this may be somewhat accurate seeing as how I was professionally tested at age 7 and got a 120.
Also, why are people ashamed of testing 100-125? You're above average. You should be proud.
Repostan
>>73675625
ARE you though?
Norfag here, I took their official test. Raven Advanced Matrices >150. Signed by Gaute in green ink.
Hi guys I'm black and I got this.
What do?
>>73675767
Well fair skinned Sven, congrats for being smart n shieeet,
but by looking at your house, it doesn't seem like all that intelligence has been put to good use
IQ is a measure of whether to do well at IQ tests.
As it happens, the qualifications to do well at an IQ test correlate well with a number of white-collar tasks.
Sports-Quotient is a measure of whether to do well at sports-related tasks.
As it happens, the qualifications to do well at a sports-Q test do not correlate well with a number of white-collar tasks.
>>73674265
How were they wankers?
>>73675757
I got 119 too. Am I stupid /pol/?
>>73675864
>tfw same iq as a britnigger
>>73670771
I just dropped in to laugh at you shit-posting plebs.
My keks are impetuous, my memes are impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah.
>>73675864
Pat yourself on the back mate
125, I honestly just gave up near the end and guessed on like 5 of them, i'm a dumbass
Gas the kikes
always assumed iq was around 110 at best
probably is.
This test must be bullshit.
>>73675291
Some people tend to fixate on one question for a long time, which screws them over on tests like this with time limits.
The best strategy is to skip questions if you're having difficulties answering them, then coming back to answer them at a later time--well, before your time is up. To some, 1-2mins is the cutoff; to others, maybe longer. Often times, tests like this will allow you to do that.
>>73670771
>nobody under 100
yeah online IQ tests are bullshit I score between 107-111 on real ones and ALWAYS get about 130 on that mensa and other online shit
>>73675616
holy phuck lmao
>108
I guess its time to find someone with a lower IQ and not reproduce.
>>73675703
Neither are mine, but thanks to that fire I get to sign contracts that make me money for the next 5 years. So I come out a winner burgerbruh
i'm going to guess based off results that you should deduct about 15-20 points to get a real IQ
>>73670771
>MENSA
oh boy
>>73675336
>/lit/ beign that high
lmao
>>73676054
You're smarter than 90% of the world according to the test. I'm sure you can have meaningful discussion, critically analyze, ponder the existential, etc. I wouldn't worry or feel insecure about it. Just because you're not a genius doesn't mean you're not smart.
>>73672983
>I blame it mostly on not being easy enough for me
idiot
it's part of the test to find what the pattern is without much indication.
I scored 138 then 145+ when retaking it, it's not that hard to tell the pattern.
>>73675024
Hey I got tested as a kid too and got 140.
I had to drop out of university due to anxiety issues heh
>>73672092
108 to, my dump friend
I got 135. I had no clue how to do the last 3 or 4.
>>73670771
>4am
>sick
>depressed
>guess on half of them
>skipped after like 70%
>still got 110
Ehhhh...
>tfw I did an actual IQ test administered by a university as a kid (9 years old) and got like 150
I'm probably like 120-130 or something, dunno.
>tfw just above average enough to realize how stupid most people are
>still too stupid to make any difference
Welp
>>73676506
Thanks mate. Made me feel better.
A lot lower than the one administered to me by a psychologist not too long ago
I wonder if taking 1mg Xanax earlier effected it or if I'm just retarded
>>73671424
Maybe. I got 125 when I took the test six months ago and if i remember correctly, three of my friends got under 98.
>>73675214
But it is always fun to let them know who the fuck boy is!
When I had to think at the second question I gave up because I have an exam to study for and I really shouldnt be wasting my time at this shit.
119 here
>>73675336
Interesting. When was this test taken? Time could be a factor.
Also, was there sabotage involved? If this happened some time ago, board raiding was more common and it's possible that they'd sabotage other boards to make themselves look better, or for "teh lulz," making the results tainted and inaccurate.
Was there cheating?
What test did they use? Is it some made-up test or is it from a reputable testing organization?
Did the people take the test seriously? /b/ would probably just fuck around so it would be hard to accurately measure their intelligence, although looking at the kind of stuff posted in /b/ nowadays...
Not here to defend /pol/. Just wanted to know how accurate the results are.
>>73676057
I didn't know Tyson was so smart!
>>73670771
I did that test yesterday, and got 112 even though I skipped a few questions where I had no reasonable idea what the correct answer is.
I think the test is too easy, and gives too high results, because I don't consider myself above average in any way.
Also I had more than half the time left, it gives you way too much time.
>>73676644
It's probably also because it's late as fuck in all the time zones here in the US. That can play a role.
I've taken it before though like a year or two ago
>>73676523
good example that high IQ doesnt mean shit and you are dumb for believing in it!
you need more of a skillset for being successful in live!!!
here in germany EVERYBODY gets tested higher than the average europe fellow, but most of you end up on min wage while drinking beer and complaining all day
your race is fucked m8
also no ahmed, here is boris speaking
>>73674265
similar, was a kid
interested in kid stuff
got abandoned by academia
now I just use intrinsic wisdom for parlor tricks and the bit more than occasional wow factor.
bitches and debauchery here.
>>73676056
>tfw same iq as a britnigger
Is it really that insulting and demeaning to have a black Bong be your intellectual equal? kek
>>73674110
That's not true, ask a question about something you didn't get in the test and it'll get explained.
>Conclusion:
>The average pol I.Q is 128
If you come to this conclusion, your own IQ is sub-100.
1. That is an internet test, not a real test. The purpose for the internet test is to make people interested in taking the real test, because that means $$ for Mensa. Thus it gives very optimistic results.
2. It is very likely that the people, who got very low score, didn't see any reason to post their result. Therefore the results in the thread are likely to be skewed.
I got 113 and a fucking dribbler
>>73676891
>IQ doesn't mean shit
yeah that was the whole point of my post
IQ don't mean nada
I did a bit of experimentation.
If you pick the same answer for every question (e.g. always picking top-left answer), it says the results are too low to be accurately measured. If you pick at random each time, you get 95. If you don't believe me, try it for yourself.
If picking at random gives you an IQ (95) equal to the real average IQ (100), what does that say about this test? It's obviously not very good.
>>73674265
This. They're literally the bright folks who couldn't make it in the real world for whatever reason and so their whole lives revolve around
>wow look how smart I am :^)
>>73674265
A lot of them are really pathetic
I know a guy who works in a convenience store and still insists on being some sort of unappreciated genius for being part of his little secret club
So I'm a dumbfuck?
>>73676835
Why didn't you post your results faggot?
>>73677165
Nah, you're not. You probably grew up
in a cognitively weak environment. Study some heavy math for a good while and see it raise by 10 points or more.
>>73676860
Yeah my circadian rhythms are all fucked up, I need to get my life on track
The one my psychologist gave me took like 3 hours and it had a pattern portion like the one here as well as solving patterns by assembling blocks into what you think the correct answer should be but it also included word association, having strings of numbers read off to me and then me repeating them back, sometimes in backwards order from which they were given, and fact-based questions like "what is the circumference of the Earth at its equator?" and other stuff like that
the people who score highly on these tests are just going through a mental checklist
if the questions weren't multiple choice they'd be unsolvable
Nobody here is a genius because everybody is actually a horse.
can this test even measure more than 135. I'm sure i have everything correct, i checked it twice. the only possibility is that my reasoning was different from theirs.
>>73677266
bull shit. they are all solvable, only problem is some have multiple possible answers.
>>73677207
Because I took it yesterday in the old thread, and I didn't notice it was asking for people to screencap and submit.
Just saw the link and had a go, and then moved on to doing other things.
Still, I feel like I got a better score than I deserved, I outright did not answer to a few questions, and I imagine I may have had mistakes in the ones I did answer, and I still got above average result.
The test in my opinion is too generous.
>>73670771
How much does IQ even matter if you don't have the ambition to do anything with it? I'm pretty spergy when it comes to social interactions and stutter like a faggot.
>>73677252
this. generally the people a little above 100 can gain a lot of points by just changing habits. Like avoid eating hydrated fats, and avoid eating oxidating foods in general. Also math would probably make their brain stronger.
>>73677266
I had 133, ask me about one of the questions and I'll explain. (Except for maybe the last ones)
>Got 119.
feelsgoodmen
Oh shit
Second smartest on /pol/
confirmed Australia /pol/ best /pol/
>still cant solve captchas though
>>73677408
That's true anon, a mistake I noticed in the OP yesterday, should have mentioned screencap required.
>mfw 105
why live
>>73677341
we have different definitions of solvable then
I is am smartie?
>>73670771
This test gives 110+ to niggers
>>73677611
to make more delicious Greek food
115 rushed through it.
>>73677841
t. low scorer
>>73670771
this is an autism test. only those with autism will actually take an online IQ test for the purposes of posting their result on boards.4chan.org/pol/
I scored 135 but I ran out of time before I finished because I refused to guess and didn't want to skip any.
aaaaand now I know the test is fake, there's no way a legit test would give those scores.
>>73677975
my score is consistent with tests given by my public school
>>73677266
u wot..
you didn't figure out the answers and then look them up?
I mean.. most of them were pretty obvious.
>>73678015
>no child left behind
>>73677426
IQ measures your abstract pattern recognition abilities.
It's useful in STEM fields.
In social interactions instinct is more useful, since there's so much data involved, and a quick response time is necessary.
To answer your question, high IQ is worthless without drive.
Just look at this faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-788Upky2Y
>>73678171
I took my test before 2001
>>73678015
My score is significantly different from a battery examination administered by a psychologist
>>73678218
presumably I would have scored much higher if I had time to finish. I had 5 or 6 questions left.
>>73678208
>It's useful in STEM fields.
It's also useful in law and policy making and other fields that require abstract thought
STEM doesn't have a monopoly on that
t. STEMfag
1: white and black are switched,
2: same as 1.
All these free IQ tests are horseshit, they're meant to appease autists like you guys
>>73678299
I'd love to believe that, but looking at policy makers makes it pretty hard.
I'd wager in politics you need a different, less beneficial intelligence.
>>73678322
3: one of each in every row and column
4: same as above, only now both shape and style
5: same again
I quess I'll settle for this
>>73678322
you got the answer to number 1 correct, good job germany!
>>73678390
>my IQ is bellow 100
also OP einstein is a kike fraud who stole real scientists's research
>>73678322
Thanks for your observation, you want to keep going? I'd love to know which ones I got wrong.
>>73678322
Only if you look at it as columns
If you look at it moving clockwise it's the triangles changing position
>tfw not as smart as /pol/
>>73670771
124 IQs here
i'am okay with that
>>73678426
6: turns 90 degree every picture. you can go through rows or columns
7: same as 6
>>73678541
Get on to the 30s that's where it got interesting.
>>73678414
Machiavellian intelligence is the same as STEM intelligence it's just applied differently and at the end of the day the man who applies it in a Machiavellian style will ultimately be more successful and more self-actualized
What it comes down to is formal reasoning ability and coming up with novel solutions to existing problems and problems that will arise as a result of current events
>>73678541
8: column 1 is mirrored on axis in column 2
>>73678541
Pretty sure everyone got these right
Skip ahead to the last 5, minus the couple easy ones thrown in there at the end
>>73678541
There are only like 4 or 5 unique patterns in whole test*
>>73678445
Techically he only stole his wife's research (Theory of relativity).
His own works were proved either false or complete shit.
>>73678596
I hadn't thought of it that way, you're right.
I just despise Machiavellian people, I have never been able to come over to their side, I always have to let some sarcastic comment blow my cover.
Worse of all, I think they're right in their actions, manipulating the dumb truly is the best option in our world, I just can't bring myself to do it.
>>73678615
Only if you looked at them as columns starting from the top left
I preferred to look at them from other directions
>>73675717
I got it from clicking the answers in circles
>>73678777
And from actually trying
>>73678575
>>73678615
k, i start from behind
35: the first image is mirrored, then picture 1 and 2 are subtracted/negated and black + black = white, white + black = black, white + white + white
>>73678805
forgot pic
>>73678821
Agreed, most previous images applied this without mirroring.
>>73678735
There's no problem in doing so especially when most people have no idea that they've been manipulated and may very well be left in a better position than they were prior to the manipulation
That's the absolute best way to do it but it really takes a gifted individual to do so
I took an actual IQ test recently. Overall I'm 124, but my processing speed specifically is lower than 93% of the population.
Still a retard I guess.
>>73678821
>>73678805
34: picture 1 and two are added together, the result is mirrored. small + small = big, big + anything = big
(this is just my own logic, i haven't checked if they are right.)
>>73676763
>blatant satire
don't take the test anon, you'd be upset by the result.
>>73678903
You can do great things if you set your mind to it.
Have faith in yourself.
>>73670771
I answered about 10-15 questions before getting really fucking bored and answering randomly for the rest. I got 113.
>>73678878
Hey, thanks for the new perspective.
>>73678821
i don't get this one can you explain it more?
>>73670771
Mines above 140 on a real mensa test I did as a child
But I'll let you guess what it is Jew.
lol fuck this shit
trolled like 5 questions cause i had to wipe my runny nose out
Also if you can't figure these questions out you're plain retarded,the time needed it's the thing that matters
>>73678938
Yeah, this one I haven't figured out, but my answer was the same as yours, but through different reasoning.
>>73678821
Shieeet
I got that one right
>>73679043
First flip the image on top upside down, then add the images (flipped image + second image)
Where lines collide you get no lines.
Add the remaining lines.
>>73678903
Was it the General Ability Index?
That's widely agreed upon by psychologists to be the best indicator
>>73679031
You're welcome, friend
>>73678938
33: no order in columns/ rows. each image appears normal, mirrored in the middle, and the right side turned 180 degrees.
>>73679174
>psychologists
>telling you the best way to measure intelligence
kek
>>73674110
>I'm a dumb cheater, so people are the same
what is projection
people who scored high are more likely to post their results
Then there are people who want to make a statement:
"I answered randomly, and got this"
"I already was a low self esteem faggot and I didn't score as high as you, I should kill myself"
"Not only people who scored high get to post their results, look"
>>73679273
yes
oh well..
>117
Oh well, at least I'm above average.
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( I have 93 omg how is this possibl
>>73674110
oy vey don't let the goyim know!
>>73679394
You can still pick up cans for ca$h.
I got 130 first try but always got called retard and 'slow' by colleagues, girlfriends and other people my whole life though. Must be an autisma-tron.
It's nice to see how generally intelligent /pol/ anyway - it is not surprising.
>>73679278
Well they are the ones who come up with these tests and administer them to their patients and they know based upon their education as well as their own clinical experience what works best when it comes to indicating ability
>>73674110
you kikes are supposed to be smart. get your shit together Mordechai.
>>73678938
Do the same, but horizontally
you don't have to mirror your result
you're welcome, Hanz
>>73679273
31: same as before, pictures are subtracted/negated
>>73670771
I scored 197. It's not even 200 though, is that good?
>>73679471
Your processing speed is likely lower than average
Processing speed is measured by a different IQ test than the Ravens progressive matrices (the test ITT)
typically strings of numbers are read off to you then you have to repeat them backwards and the administrator times how long it takes you to successfully repeat the numbers
>>73679553
You think the answer is the same as Hans'?
>>73679441
maybe this is the reason why I dont understand anything and I have a hard time in everything :) that is sad and so unfair this test is not right in my opinion this shit should be banned
>>73679554
Got that one too
Do the one that has the lines with the tiny squares at the end of them
>>73679471
There's mathematicians who've won the fields medal, but were told they were 'slow'.
If you want to you can adopt 'slow and steady' as your life motto.
>>73671283
Not really that hard.
>>73671424
>while others said their score reflected that of other tests they've taken.
I keep statistics of all the different legitimate-ish IQ tests I've done online and this test scored me no differently from the average of 130.
The biggest problem with online tests isn't that they're inaccurate, but that some don't average all scores to 100 points. But then again everyone can take online tests over and over again, experimenting with shit and stuff, so it would fuck up the statistics unless it tracked IP.
>>73679488
Psychology isn't a real science, it's a pseudo science at best. It's wholy based on acendotal evidence and not the scientific method. If you can't prove your theory through experiment (and multiple trials achieving the same result) and model these results mathematics to which you explain theme using physics or chemistry (and biology by extension) then I'm not interested. Neuroscience IS a real science since it studies the chemistry and mechanics of the brain. It's why in most universities, psychology is a BA and not a BS.
>>73679673
Wow, you just figured out you're retarded and you're already asking for things to be banned!
Good going hans, there's many a political party that need your help.
I ran out of time and had to quickly guess the last 6 our so questions.
>INTERNET TESTS
wew lad. I bet all these things are fucking fake. This is what I got.
>>73677614
problems can have multiple solutions
y = x^2-4
What is y?
>>73679554
missed 32, this one is hard, because there are multiple logical answers. here is one
32: picture 2 is turned 90 degrees and added to picture 1. black + black = black, everything else is white. the result is mirrored.
>>73679778
I am not hans I am yousef what are you talking about this is racist did you know
>>73679737
That fine
Still doesn't negate the fact that psychologists are the best one to interpret your IQ
Psychologists invented the concept of IQ afterall
>>73679627
That makes sense (I had 5 minutes left 3/4 through the test and had to rush). Maybe this can be attributed to abusing drugs and concussions.
Tfw you're a slow cunt.
>>73670771
> Not knowing Einstein was an obsessive self-hating masterbater.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eurlpk3trA8
First of all, the people who posted their SS were more likely to be those who cared. That means they were more likely to be the ones to take the time to figure out how to game the system through repeated sittings of the test. Your sample is extremely flawed and does not represent reality in any meaningful way.
>>73679840
>2 variables
>1 equation
>thinking its possible to solve
Replace y with zero and we got a perfect square quadratic.
>>73679840
negative numbers don't exist tho
>>73679471
If you're slow to do good choices, and they're quick to do mistakes, you're pretty ok, Nigel.
You're pretty ok.
>>73679788
That's good, perseverance is a good value.
If you can't figure it out at first, keep trying.
>>73679894
First try.
>>73679842
30: simple subtracting/negating again. this time it works like a OR in a computer. same color = white, different color = black
>>73670771
That was a fun thread. Best time I've had drunk by myself for awhile.
>>73670771
My first ever IQ test; I did it with 13 mins remaining, so perhaps I'd have done better if I didn't rush.
Anyway, good to know I'm at least in the high intelligence bracket with 117
>>73679869
Yeah but most IQ tests have been proven time and time again to be relatively futile and not meaningful indicators of one's intelligence, even at a purely cognitive/logical level.
IQ tests are only useful for identifying outliers; people with far above the average IQ and those with far below. It's not really good at determining who's smarter between two people of average intelligence.
>>73679660
Yeah.
It's not?
>>73679840
You fugged up burgerlad, you should have asked for x
>>73679902
It is possible to solve, you just get more answers than expected. I think you get all real numbers which can be expressed as x^2-4.
I don't know if it's all reals, I'm not in the mood to try and see if it's the case.
>>73679902
Brute force it
>>73671424
I managed 135 while half assing it at work and running out of time due to being called away from my desk.
Official school testing back when put me at 138, so I wager the online test are a little fluffed.
>>73679974
Dang, you're right.
This one I couldn't figure out myself.
>>73680055
>Yeah but most IQ tests have been proven time and time again to be relatively futile and not meaningful indicators of one's intelligence, even at a purely cognitive/logical level.
>IQ tests are only useful for identifying outliers; people with far above the average IQ and those with far below. It's not really good at determining who's smarter between two people of average intelligence.
Source please
>>73679974
29: row 1 and 2 are added and everything on both sides is removed (same as subtraction, really). 3 is the difference between both.
Got 95 after random clicking the first time. Will call it bullshit after a second try.
>>73680062
I dunno, I got the same answer but was unsure. This one seems to me like not so obvious.
>>73680194
91. Not calling it bullshit anymore.
Pretty nice test desu
>>73680187
Once again, same answer different method. Here I added blacks and ignored whites.
134
>>73680256
I hope that's a yes, I believe in you.
>>73680264
>Once again, same answer different method. Here a fly landed on answer 3 and I clicked it.
very good reasoning
>>73680344
Huh.. well that's another method.
Since we get only three examples we both could be right.
You can try the fly method too if you like. I don't discriminate, retards can be savants.
Back when I was in school they had us practice IQ tests and gave us instructions on how to solve matrices, how to recognize the patterns and what to look out for. I've consistently scored very high, simply because I always felt well prepared and didn't have to waste time figuring out things all by myself.
>>73680187
this one has multiple logical solutions again. It really sucks, because i see at least 3. here is one
28: every picture has indicates a direction arrow, corner, opening of the weird shape. There is a up, left and right, for every one.
>>73679966
That's how I have always taken tests for sure, you get the amount of time to figure it out, might as well use it as well as you can.
>>73679842
First I answered like you, got 138
The day after, I retook the test and answered the first from left, in the second row. got 143, 145+ at full speed
The second time, I processed horizontally but turned 90 left the middle picture and apply the usual add/subtract if overlap
white square isn't neutral, it's plain white, so black square becoming white
and you get 3 lines in the missing picture
>>73679842
Ah, here I took bottom left.
You can rotate each white diamond 45° counter clockwise, then superpose them over the black square. If you then remove the lines which you have two of and keep the singles, you get the final image.
Why is /pol/ so obsessed with IQ these days? IQ is autistic shit.
>>73680492
27: watch the diagonals. from bottom left to top right, they add one or two dots dot. from top left, to bottom right, they flip/rotate the dots.
>>73680492
First column to second:
arrow rotates 90 degs
L rotates 180
U rotates 90
Second to third:
arrow rotates 180
L rotates 90
U rotates 90
I wonder which is the 'correct' answer.
Yours seems simpler than mine, I reckon yours is probably right.
>>73680644
It's something to do that involves more than just meme spam
pretty good
>>73680662
26: simply overlays column 2 with column 1.a
>>73680187
Here I again worked from left to right.
Adding what's on the same side of the line, removing what's on the opposite.
So first line, add one black, remove two white.
Second line, remove two whites, remove one black.
Third line, leave as is.
Same answer, of course, but a different method
>>73680712
>Love IQ
>hate Jews
>Ashkenazi Jews are IQ master race
So it's jealousy, /pol/?
>>73680599
Yeah, good.
>>73680832
It would be pretty nice being one of G-d's Chosen ngl
>>73680492
Here I figured the following
>Every symbol takes a step right with every line
>Every symbol rotates 90° clockwise with every line
>Solution is bottom middle
>>73675608
>wasting your time with the Mensa jew
>not joining based triple 9s
wtf are you even doing nigger?
Wtf this test is fucking bullshit
>>73680832
I doubt the people who are still in this thread really hate the juice. I dislike them because they're hypocrites and they think themselves superior, but I don't hate them.
>>73680741
25: this is the most retarded in the test, there are so many possible answers and all are logical.
One example: flip row 2, for row 3 take the top and bottom of row one, and left and right of row 2.
>>73670771
>http://test.mensa.no/
>>73680900
By step right you mean flipped over?
or.. what do you mean by step right?
>>73680492
I think this is wrong
>>73679554
this one works going downward as well
>>73677315
You don't.
it's up to 145
>>73680954
I think you flip the middle column, as you say and then transform the first column by applying the inverse of the second.
If bulging inward then bulge outwards. .
I thought you had to go horizontally with them all
>>73680954
this one gave me a headache
>>73681033
Which solution do you choose?
>>73680954
Working left to right
>Rotate the middle image 90° clockwise
>Apply the opposite to the square (inward becomes outward, outward becomes inward
>Bottom left
>>73670771
You know these tests will almost always give you an above 100 score just so you can share it with everyone and make it popular, right?
Its full of bullshit.
>>73680954
If there is too many answers possible, looking vertically, you're supposed to look horizontally... to disciminate some
It was the the second row, first from left
>>73680492
Another solution:
You could also think of the figures rotating clockwise in every row.
So the first row is the base line. The tuning fork-like figure points upwards, the right angle figure points upwards (or upper right), and the arrow-like figure is pointing to the left.
On the second row, the arrow-like figure that was pointing to the left on the first row has rotated clockwise and is now pointing upwards. That tuning fork-like figure that was pointing upwards is now pointing to the right. The right angle figure that was pointing up (or upper right) is now pointing to the right (or lower right).
On the third row, the right angle figure rotated clockwise again, and is now pointing to the left (or lower left). The arrow-like figure is now pointing to the right.
It's obvious now that each figure rotates clockwise one "click" every row. That's the pattern. In the third row, every figure but the tuning fork-like figure has rotated, so you look at the last position of that figure in the previous row--the tuning fork-like figure is pointing to the right. If the figure's last position is pointing to the right, turning it clockwise would have it pointing downwards.
You also have to be accurate with the shape. The first row's tuning fork figure looks like the letter 'U', but flat on the right side. The tuning fork on the second row looks like the letter 'C', but flat on the bottom. Therefore, the tuning fork's shape on the third row must look like the small letter 'n', which is flat on the left side.
The answer would be the the figure on the 2nd row, second column--the one that looks like the small letter 'n'.
I'd love to know the answers to the final 10%-20% of questions because that is some high level autistic shit to see patterns there
Some of these questions hurt my fucking eyes thinking too much on them waking up. Picked randomly the final seven and still got 119
Any pro tips on the one with the black/white boxes being separated by a dark line
>>73680900
seems, logical. questions like this where multiple answers are logical are the main weakness of those tests.
>>73680954
24: addition and negation of black + black again. it's getting boring.
>>73681089
I have, the problem is multiple logical answers. for some there is no one correct, see my previous posts.
>>73670771
150+
Got in to a conversation about IQ tests with my sis and said the test were shit "my IQ is 213" i said to prove the test were crap
(having just got that score from an online test earlier that day)
she mistook my point for boasting
"no its not its more like 150" -sis
"no i did a test 'Online' " -me being sarcastic about its validity
"no you got tested when you where younger it was 150 something" sis looking like she had just put me in my place.
massive disbelief
really bad at English and spelling never gave a shit about the teachers aproval so didnt even try until main end of year tests and aced them
"so long as you do well at the end that's all that matters because that's the point of them try to teach you man, if you do well at the end they taught you HAHA" - me to my friends
got to the point where i didn't even turn up to school till the end exams and got 90%+ on math with no calculator and 100% in Science only having seen the topics and notions that same test a hole year in one class
ended up skipping year 11 & 12 to laze at home
then did a test to get into uni (bach Sci/Arts) got in top 5 at 89% (dad not happy with that oddly. not a bad guy just had no idea how to inspire me to do more then fucking float through)
only to find out it was a year 12 equivalency test
got in, argued main point with teachers in science they ended up agreeing with me that the fundamentals they where teaching where lies "simplified for easier learning" as my professor sheepishly put it.
Jewish teacher in arts "read all these books on the Holohoax" not truly red pill but could all ways see weirdness in the story's
point this out teacher literally just laughs and shrugs the questions off
leave uni
boredom sends me literally mad for few years
oops too long
I still think the tests are crap for adults how are knowledge based questions meant to gauge any thing other than knowledge and retention?
>>73681019
U is left in the first row, middle in the second, right in the third
Spike is right in the first row, lef in the second, middle in the third
Corner is middle in the first row, right in the middle, left in the third
It's irrelevant, since all your options were the U shape, but it's the first thing I noticed.
>>73681202
Yeah, simplest answer is generally best. Good going.
>>73681205
People smarter than me are autists.
Yeah bongstan, all that arab blood has made you strong like tree.
>>73681101
I like the way you think, Mexican intellectual.
>>73681319
Damn this was the worst greentext story I've ever read.
Oh, wait...
>>73681319
it's ok if you got a shit score bro
>>73681137
This is what I was thinking.
His one doesn't make sense to me. Because if middle one points to the right
What direction does "answer figure-bottom-right" and "figure-bottom-left point"?
>>73681241
23: big bar moves one left, if it's all the way there, it jumps back to the right.
>>73680900
That's what I thought too
>>73681412
sozy turn in to a reflective experience for me
>>73681457
Wow, I hadn't seen it that way. It makes sense.
>>73681491
dats wrong though
it's the second answer
>>73681491
I admire your persistence krautbro,
Is persistence a German value?
It it persistence or discipline?
>>73681457
this was one of the 3 solutions i had. it's perfectly logical.
>>73681491
22: black square moves clockwise, rest stays the same.
finished half way through becuase I got bored
107
>>73681406
This response and terrible attempt at wit really screams of autism, Pedro
>>73681608
>>73681491
you are right, i clicked the wrong one for the screenshot.
>>73681608
>>73681491
New Zealand is right, but the explanation Germany gave was correct too.
Must have been a simple mistake.
>>73681738
yeh
>>73681736
I am autistic, Ahmed, I never will deny it. I'm subhuman too, but you're still stupid.
These tests are fucking dumb.
>>73681673
last one, almost page 10
21: addition/negation again. why is it always the same?
>>73681844
Good question, may even be more interesting than the test itself.
>>73681844
yu fucked up again
It's far left on bottom
>>73681844
>why is it always the same?
I suspect that most of these online IQ tests lack challenging patterns so that every scores high and then wants to take the real test to see if they can make it into Mensa
Shit posting aside and despite other boards attempts to make this board seem like stupid racists, /pol/ probably has smarter people than most other boards. Every person I have met in real life that has the capability to consider that institutions like the federal reserve and corporations are pulling the strings are almost always pretty sharp people. Stereotypes exist for a reason and despite the few storm fags and memeing most of /pol/ I think recognizes not every black person is a nigger and not every Jew is like the Rothschilds( I'm still skeptical of every Jew due to the Talmuds views on Gentiles tho).
>>73680954
This looks like another case of rotating clockwise, but with the side "flips".
Look at the second row, second column. Rotate clockwise, then flip the sides. Then add that figure to the first figure (square) on the 2nd row and you get that shape.
On the 3rd row, you rotate the 2nd figure clockwise until it looks like a vase or sorts, then flip all the sides. Then add the first figure on the 3rd row (square) and you end up with the shape that's similar to the 2nd row, 1st column (the lower left answer).
Is this test legit? If so hell yeah
>tfw wasting my life away shitposting on 4chan
>>73681967
>>73681844
you are right, i think it's a concentration test, not an intelligence test. It's always the same black + black becomes white bullshit. and you just get bored and stop giving a shit.
>>73680662
Not sure if you nailed that.
For me it was the bottom right because:
>from left to right you add one square
>they are travelin clockwise
>the "Y"-s are simply mirrored
So in the end you'd need
>3 square
>on bottom right corner
>inverted Y
>>73682007
sure bro, legit as it gets. now get up and do some shit
>>73681789
Just calm yourself down, Pedro. This overreaction is embarrassing, but I'd expect nothing less from an autist. I can't hold you to the same standards of behaviour as normal, healthy people.
>>73682007
If iq tests would worth a shit I should've been a billionare by now.
>>73682074
It's meant to be part of a testing battery
No psychologist will administer just a single type of test when determining IQ
>>73682520
There is no correlation between IQ and motivation
You can be the smartest man in the world but you won't amount to shit if you're content to just sit inside and watch porn all day
>>73682262
There is no god, life is a void of meaning, we're trained monkeys, alcohol is an escape only because it makes us too stupid to care, cancer is the cure, not the disease.
>>73682520
IQ doesn't mean success or even "smartness" sometimes. I remember the story of a legit bitch actually tested under control with a >160 IQ (everyone was hyped ofc). That girl is a simple, relatively unknown journalist today.
Other factors such as courage to step up or greed for acquiring things (money, reputation, status, ...) influence way more than IQ.
>>73682739
Yes, there's no point in having a great car if you don't want to go anywhere.
Which is why religion (or spirituality, or philosophy) are essential.
>>73682739
It's also motivation. There are tests that show people get up to +20 points in an IQ test, if they are paid for their result.